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[creepy music]
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[upbeat music]
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Okay, hereâs the Corpse Week
Weekend itinerary.
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[Bertie] Day one.
Celebrate Cadaveri Eve
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at your sister Terryâs house.
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Day two. Backache
from spending the night
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on a foldâout sofa bed,
then brunch with my parents!
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Nice! I drew up
my own itinerary.
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[Bertie] Is the skeleton
supposed to be your sister
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or one of my parents?
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Neither. Itâs that guy!
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All aboard! Stand clear
of the closing doors!
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Do you think Speckleâs
okay over there?
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I hope heâs not
in stranger danger.
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Whoa!
[soft chuckle]
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Is that a costume?
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You tell me.
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Oh, wow, okay!
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Itâs not a costume.
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Happy Cadaveri, ladies!
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[both] Happy Cadaveri!
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Hold on, gotta text
my girlfriend real quick.
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Of course! Go ahead!
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Donât let me get in your way!
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[keypad clicking]
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[chiming]
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[sighs]
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I havenât been to Terryâs house
in years,
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but weâre in a good place
right now.
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She doesnât actively try
to make me feel shitty.
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every time I see her.
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Itâs more of a passive
undercurrent of judgment.
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Thatâs huge for us!
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I bet her house is fancy!
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Oh, honey, it is.
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But thatâs okay,
weâre fancy too!
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Iâm grown.
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Iâm in a relationship,
check me out.
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Sophisticated adult toucan woman
right here!
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Hi!
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Oohâooh! Mmâhm!
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I canât wait to tell my folks
Iâm seeing a therapist.
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Theyâre gonna be so proud of me.
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Look at me, processing
my [bleep] in a healthy way!
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Oohâooh! Oohâooh!
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[theme music]
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âȘ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie
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âȘ Bertie & Tuca
And Tuca & Bertie âȘ
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âȘ Tuca & Bertie
[vocalizes]
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[crowd cheers]
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ââȘ Tuca
ââȘ Bertie
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[Tuca and Bertie vocalizing]
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[vocalizing continues]
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[upbeat music]
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Tuca! Youâre here!
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Itâs so good to see family.
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What are you saying?
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Itâs my fault weâre not together
more holidays?
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No!
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Oh, okay!
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âHi, everyone!
âHi.
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Hello. Oh, I, I got this.
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You must be Speckle, Iâm Terry.
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That guy running off
with your bags
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is my husband, Thomas.
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And the little one making
a damn mess
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is my daughter Tulip.
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[Terry] And the nerd
in the corner
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is our brother, Desmond.
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Desmond is the smartest person
in our family.
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Heâs a food scientist!
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He can make french fries taste
so dang potatoey, itâs sick.
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Wow, cool!
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Gotcha something.
Keep these to yourself.
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This was an experiment
in the lab.
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âThey taste atrocious.
â[crunches, gulps]
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Gravel and onions!
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Oh, Desmond, you shouldnât have!
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âAah!
â[both laugh]
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â[giggles]
âYeah. Hey!
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âWhoa, whoa, okay!
â[shrieks]
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â[crunches]
âOuch!
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Hey, Tulip!
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Do you remember me? Auntie Tuca!
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Yeah.
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You canât blame her
for being shy,
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she hasnât seen you in years!
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Mmâmm. Shoo!
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What a beautiful Corpsokopita!
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So, Bertie, you doing okay?
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I heard youâre seeing
a therapist.
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Howâs that going?
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Oh! Good!
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Thanks... for knowing that!
[awkward chuckle]
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Donât expect to have
a momentâs peace
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or privacy here!
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You know how we are!
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[Tulip giggles]
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[Tulip] Weehehehe!
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Dinner will be ready
in five minutes.
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Is that what yâall are wearing?
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[lively music]
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[gasps]
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[Western cowboy music]
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[whispering]
His luggage got switched.
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I donât think anyone noticed.
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You look great!
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Hereâs the Cadaveri cake!
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âOoh!
âLook at that!
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I slaved over a hot oven all day
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trying to make it look
just like my Aunt Tabby.
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Damn, was Auntie Tabbyâs head
really that big??
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[giggles]
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So, you know this cake
symbolizes our loved ones
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âwho have passed away, right?
âYeah.
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And is there anything special
inside the cake?
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There are hidden objects
and they tell you your future!
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Okay, letâs see what I got!
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A coin means Iâll be wealthy!
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Show us what you got, baby.
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Candy!
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Whoo! Your life will be sweet!
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Now, during Corpse Week,
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the veils between this world
and the afterlife are thinnest,
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and our ancestors can see
and hear us.
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So we can tell them
that we love them.
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Love you, Mama.
[smooches]
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Aww.
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And also we beg the dead
not to capture us
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and drag us into Hell!
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[gasps]
They do that?
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Sure!
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Some demons wanna pull you
across the divide,
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into the realm of the dead!
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Especially if youâre naughty!
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Tuca, hush.
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Donât freak out the kiddo.
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Where is the Death Realm?
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Can we go look at it?
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Enough, Tulip.
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And thank you, Tuca,
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now sheâll be up all night
whining about Bird Hell.
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Aw, itâs a fun story!
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Let Tulip enjoy it!
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Oh, thatâs cute, telling me how
to raise my kid.
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I wasnâtââ
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and be the fun
murder zombie auntie, huh?
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Okay, there she is.
Thereâs my sister.
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[Thomas] Come on, honey.
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Oh, what? Youâre going to
defend her now?
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Sheâs our guest!
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Just butt out of this, Thomas.
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Go fidget with your foliage!
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Itâs called
"competitive leaf raking"
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and itâs a real sport.
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Competitive leaf raking?
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And itâs not just raking leaves!
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Itâs raking leaves
against a stopwatch
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while also wearing
intricately knit sweaters!
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[uplifting music]
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Oh. I get it.
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Ugh. That sweater...
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If Iâm not respected
in my house,
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Iâll just go hang out
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in my temperatureâcontrolled
rake shed!
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Fine! Make like a rake
and leave!
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Okay, fine, I will!
[grunts]
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[Tulip squawks loudly]
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Now look, Tuca,
youâve got Tulip all riled up!
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When I was in kindergarten,
I knew about the Death Realm
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and where babies came from!
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The Vagina Realm!
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Yeah! And you never shut up
about it
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thatâs why
Bird Protective Services
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was always at our house!
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[laughs]
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âOh, for Chrissakes.
â[scrapes]
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Thatâs right, itâs my house
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and I can do whatever I want!
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Thomas, stop interrupting,
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weâre trying to have
a conversation!
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âYumâorâYell! YumâorâYell!
âI knew this would happen!
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[Thomas] When I talk,
itâs interrupting!
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When you talk,
itâs having a conversation!
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â[Thomas] Typical Terry!
â[blabbers]
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YumâorâYell!
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Too young? Huh.
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I was doing YumâorâYells
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âwhen I was in the egg!
âGuys?
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This rake represents dignity!
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This rake represents honor!
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[chuckles]
Uh, guys?
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[Terry] I tried with you
this time...
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[Tuca] I knew this would happen!
Every time.
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"Tuca, what are you
so worried about?"
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â[Tulip] YumâorâYell!
â[sighs of relief]
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[Tulip] YumâorâYell!
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Ohâhohoho, you wanna take her
on a YumâorâYell?
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You want to take my daughter
on a YumâorâYell?
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I would love to!
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[tranquil music]
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[rattles]
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Just be careful, okay?
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And have her back
by nine oâclock!
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Weâll be back at 8:59,
I promise!
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Donât worry!
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âȘ Happy Cadaveri
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âȘ Give us something yummy!
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[Tuca and Tulip] Yum or yell?
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Ooh, what a frightful fiend!
[laughs]
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Here are some yums!
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[rustling]
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Happy Corpse Week!
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[Tuca and Tulip]
Happy Corpse Week!
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[Tuca and Tulip] Yum or yell?
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I donât have any sweets...
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[Tuca and Tulip yell]
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Ah! I hate this holiday!
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I hope I die
before the next one!
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[laughs]
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[giggling]
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[bird hoots]
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I donât wanna go to bed!
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Tell me more about
the Cadaveri demons!
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Hmm, I gotta get you home soon.
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Okay, you get one demon.
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Hooray!
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[Tuca] There once was a bird
with the face of a human man
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âand one day, he died!
â[bird] Aargh!
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[gasps]
A human face?
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[Tuca] Thatâs not even
the scariest part.
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âNow he haunts the earth...
â[bird] Agh!
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...forcing people to listen
to his shitty mixtape.
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Ew! Gross!
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[Tuca] His mixtape is so bad.
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Listening to it
makes your brain melt
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and goop comes out your ears!
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But if you question
his song selection,
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âhe cries tears of blood!
â[bird cries out]
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[laughs]
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More! More stories!
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Nah... You say that now,
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but when youâre crying
in the middle of the night,
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guess who your mamaâs
gonna be yellinâ at? Huh? Me!
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Because no matter how
responsible I am,
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itâs never enough
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for the Demon of Blaming Tuca
for Everything!
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Hm, Mommyâs a demon?
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Oh! Uhâuh, no! I didnât meanââ
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Mommyâs a demon
and sheâs gonna eat my soul!?
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[terrified groan]
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Sheâs not! She wonât!
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She wonât! Sheâs not!
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[cries]
255
00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:22,547
Ah, donât worry.
256
00:09:22,638 --> 00:09:25,908
We can, uh... uh,
deâdemonify her!
257
00:09:26,008 --> 00:09:27,568
[whimpers]
How?
258
00:09:27,677 --> 00:09:30,247
With a cleansing bonfire!
259
00:09:30,346 --> 00:09:32,016
Yeah!
260
00:09:32,115 --> 00:09:34,185
[light music]
261
00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:37,421
Have you tried
extreme pingâpong?
262
00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:41,020
No, but I have dabbled
in ultimate dogâwalking!
263
00:09:41,124 --> 00:09:41,924
[chuckles]
264
00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:44,822
is a mighty fine pastime.
265
00:09:44,927 --> 00:09:46,237
[in normal voice]
Are these clothes changing me?
266
00:09:46,329 --> 00:09:47,559
What is happening?
267
00:09:48,731 --> 00:09:50,261
Thanks for hosting, Terry.
268
00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:51,806
You did a wonderful job!
269
00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:54,831
And Tuca was so excited to come.
270
00:09:54,937 --> 00:09:57,307
Family means a lot to her,
you know.
271
00:09:57,406 --> 00:09:59,516
We havenât been close
for awhile.
272
00:09:59,609 --> 00:10:01,369
Maybe it was naive of me
to think
273
00:10:01,477 --> 00:10:02,687
we could just jump back in.
274
00:10:02,778 --> 00:10:05,438
But it seemed to be worth
a shot, now that sheâs sober.
275
00:10:05,548 --> 00:10:07,518
Yeah, sheâs really grown
a lot this year.
276
00:10:07,617 --> 00:10:09,957
Sheâs even helping me
with my baking business!
277
00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:12,022
You trust her
to handle your money?
278
00:10:12,121 --> 00:10:13,121
Yeah?
279
00:10:13,222 --> 00:10:14,722
Huh. Maybe youâre right!
280
00:10:14,824 --> 00:10:16,494
Sheâs actually getting
her life together.
281
00:10:16,592 --> 00:10:17,922
[chiming]
282
00:10:18,027 --> 00:10:19,137
So what now?
283
00:10:19,228 --> 00:10:20,658
Now, we dance!
284
00:10:20,763 --> 00:10:23,403
â[Tuca chanting]
â[Tulip giggling]
285
00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:27,069
â[chanting continues]
â[giggling continues]
286
00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:29,500
âOopsies!
âOh, no!
287
00:10:29,605 --> 00:10:30,705
My shirt got messy!
288
00:10:30,806 --> 00:10:33,316
Mommyâs gonna be so mad.
289
00:10:33,409 --> 00:10:35,439
Thatâs okay.
You look really cool now!
290
00:10:35,545 --> 00:10:38,945
Like, uh, you got splattered
with demon blood!
291
00:10:39,048 --> 00:10:39,808
[squelches]
292
00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:41,516
Oh, no! What are you doing!
293
00:10:41,617 --> 00:10:44,087
Demon blood!
294
00:10:44,187 --> 00:10:45,327
â[laughs]
âStop!
295
00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:46,591
â[giggles]
âCome back here!
296
00:10:58,935 --> 00:11:02,005
See, itâs almost nine oâclock
and theyâre still not back.
297
00:11:02,104 --> 00:11:03,104
I knew it.
298
00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:04,306
â[door opens]
â[Tulip shrieks]
299
00:11:04,407 --> 00:11:05,677
Tulip?
300
00:11:06,075 --> 00:11:07,215
Tuca?
301
00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:08,440
[gasps]
302
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:11,184
[suspenseful music]
303
00:11:16,319 --> 00:11:18,919
Oh, hi. Um, Iâm justââ
304
00:11:19,021 --> 00:11:20,391
What in the world?
305
00:11:20,489 --> 00:11:23,289
Guess what, Mom?
Iâm allergic to beets!
306
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:27,562
Thomas! Come downstairs
and bring the Birdadryl, please!
307
00:11:27,663 --> 00:11:29,533
Iâll take it over from here,
thank you.
308
00:11:29,632 --> 00:11:31,362
âOh, let me help.
âOw!
309
00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:33,237
Demon Mommy! Demon Mommy!
310
00:11:33,336 --> 00:11:35,406
Tulip. Agh! Stop!
311
00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:36,674
I knew I couldnât trust you.
312
00:11:36,772 --> 00:11:39,412
I let you out of my sight
for two hours...
313
00:11:39,508 --> 00:11:41,768
Terry, Iâm sorry,
we just got carried away!
314
00:11:41,877 --> 00:11:45,087
But I still got her home safe
and on time!
315
00:11:45,181 --> 00:11:46,981
Look, Mama! Blood bubbles!
316
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:48,683
[pops]
317
00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:52,284
Tulip! I am so disappointed
in you.
318
00:11:52,388 --> 00:11:53,558
You know better than this.
319
00:11:53,656 --> 00:11:56,166
Hey, let her be a kid.
Sheâs afraid of you!
320
00:11:56,259 --> 00:11:58,089
I donât need your advice, Tuca.
321
00:11:58,194 --> 00:12:00,694
Iâve spent my whole life
cleaning up your messes.
322
00:12:00,796 --> 00:12:02,396
If youâre gonna treat me
like a child,
323
00:12:02,498 --> 00:12:04,528
Iâm calling a cab and leaving!
324
00:12:04,634 --> 00:12:06,874
â[ringing]
â[whimsical music plays]
325
00:12:06,969 --> 00:12:08,729
[squawks]
[robotic voice] Hello?
326
00:12:08,838 --> 00:12:11,878
Uh, they have me on hold!
They just, um...
327
00:12:11,974 --> 00:12:14,374
At least you got to enjoy
your childhood.
328
00:12:14,477 --> 00:12:15,787
Mine ended when Mom died
329
00:12:15,878 --> 00:12:18,738
and I had to hold shit down
so you could keep being a kid.
330
00:12:18,848 --> 00:12:21,858
And somehow Iâm still
holding shit down.
331
00:12:21,951 --> 00:12:24,081
When do I get to stop, huh?
332
00:12:24,186 --> 00:12:25,426
Oh, hey, ladies.
333
00:12:25,521 --> 00:12:28,021
Just think, in a few years,
this will be such a funny story!
334
00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:30,064
Stop trying to smooth
everything over, Bertie.
335
00:12:30,159 --> 00:12:32,459
Our family deals
with our mess our way!
336
00:12:32,561 --> 00:12:34,831
Oh, donât talk to my friend
like that!
337
00:12:34,930 --> 00:12:37,030
Come on, Bertie. Letâs go.
338
00:12:40,870 --> 00:12:43,270
[whispering]
Hey, Tuca, are you okay?
339
00:12:43,372 --> 00:12:45,912
Ugh, sorry for all
the family drama.
340
00:12:46,008 --> 00:12:47,808
At least your family is mellow!
341
00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:52,040
Yeah, the Songthrushes
donât really blow up, ever.
342
00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:53,758
Hey, whereâs Speckle?
343
00:12:53,849 --> 00:12:56,249
Oh, he wanted to sleep outside.
344
00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:59,052
â[snoring]
â[tranquil music]
345
00:12:59,155 --> 00:13:03,225
[snoring continues]
346
00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:04,326
[coughs]
347
00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:08,631
[lively music]
348
00:13:08,731 --> 00:13:10,901
[both] Hello! Happy Corpse Week!
349
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,330
[Speckle, Bertie, and Tuca] Hi!
350
00:13:12,435 --> 00:13:14,035
Love your outfit there, Speckle!
351
00:13:14,136 --> 00:13:15,576
Thank you kindly.
352
00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:18,499
[suspenseful music]
353
00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:20,877
Uh, Mom? Whatâs all this stuff?
354
00:13:20,976 --> 00:13:23,016
What are you guys
saving all this trash for?
355
00:13:23,112 --> 00:13:24,082
Oh, I donât know.
356
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,810
Can I help carry these out
to recycling?
357
00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:28,456
No, no. Donât worry about it.
358
00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:30,621
Seriously, Mom,
whatâs going on here?
359
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,550
Drinks! Would anyone
like a drink?
360
00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:33,595
[spatters]
361
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,149
Yeah, I could use a liquid!
362
00:13:35,257 --> 00:13:36,927
Sure! I guess.
363
00:13:37,026 --> 00:13:38,966
I put all your luggage upstairs!
364
00:13:39,061 --> 00:13:39,831
Thanks, Dad.
365
00:13:39,929 --> 00:13:41,459
How have you been, Robertie?
366
00:13:41,564 --> 00:13:42,804
Iâm really good lately.
367
00:13:42,898 --> 00:13:44,698
Actually, Dad, um...
368
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,730
Iâve started going to therapy
and I really like it!
369
00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:49,747
Therapy?
[laughs]
370
00:13:49,839 --> 00:13:51,569
You donât need therapy,
youâre normal!
371
00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:52,914
âThatâs notââ
âWell, Iâd, uh...
372
00:13:53,008 --> 00:13:54,208
better go check on your mother
373
00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:55,910
who is also normal.
374
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:57,715
This is so weird.
375
00:13:57,813 --> 00:13:59,983
Iâve never seen their house
look like this before!
376
00:14:00,082 --> 00:14:03,922
Uh, maybe theyâre
in the middle of reorganizing?
377
00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:06,690
Huh!
[chuckles]
378
00:14:06,789 --> 00:14:07,849
How cute is this!
379
00:14:07,957 --> 00:14:09,497
[Bertie] Uh, I wasnât that good.
380
00:14:09,592 --> 00:14:10,722
I only won regionals.
381
00:14:10,826 --> 00:14:13,536
âWhoa, look at you!
âHmm.
382
00:14:13,629 --> 00:14:16,059
[Bertie] I got voted "gothiest"
that year.
383
00:14:16,165 --> 00:14:21,105
Damn, my baby Bertie has been
kicking ass her whole life!
384
00:14:21,203 --> 00:14:22,673
Yeah, no kidding!
385
00:14:22,772 --> 00:14:25,202
Oh, donât make a big fuss,
you guys.
386
00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:27,677
I just had a lot of pressure
on you when I was a kid.
387
00:14:27,777 --> 00:14:29,447
â[chuckles]
â[distant clatter]
388
00:14:29,545 --> 00:14:31,615
You, uh, kids ready for dinner?
389
00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:35,184
Mom made a very special
Cadaveri cake this year!
390
00:14:35,284 --> 00:14:36,984
[exclaims cheerfully]
391
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,523
Sweetheart, please,
donât touch those things,
392
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,195
youâll get them all
out of order.
393
00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:48,033
Are they divided by uselessness
or degree of stickiness?
394
00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:51,260
Come on, honey, itâs time
to light the Cadaveri Candles.
395
00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:52,837
[suspenseful music]
396
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:53,735
Hmm.
397
00:14:53,836 --> 00:14:56,476
Okay, gang.
Heads bowed, eyes closed
398
00:14:56,572 --> 00:14:58,542
while we recite
the Corpses Call,
399
00:14:58,641 --> 00:15:00,811
to spare us
from the wrath of the dead.
400
00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:04,310
Elders gone but not forgotten,
at the ship of evilâs helm.
401
00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:07,353
[Anna] We honor and desperately
beseech thee,
402
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:10,780
drag us not to thy Death Realm!
403
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,320
Who wants cake?
404
00:15:13,722 --> 00:15:14,692
[gulps]
405
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,460
I like how this cake resembles
a corpse
406
00:15:16,559 --> 00:15:18,689
in both appearance and flavor!
407
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,894
Um... new recipe, Mom?
408
00:15:20,996 --> 00:15:22,906
Oh, your father and I
wanted to try
409
00:15:22,998 --> 00:15:24,298
something different this year.
410
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,370
We used lowâcarb meat mix.
411
00:15:26,469 --> 00:15:27,329
But weâve had a traditional
412
00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:31,545
since I was little!
Why the switch?
413
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,240
Well, weâve been trying
a new diet
414
00:15:33,342 --> 00:15:36,342
because Dad has had some recent
medical concerns.
415
00:15:36,445 --> 00:15:38,215
Dad, whatâs, whatâs going on?
416
00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:39,144
Oh.
[soft chuckle]
417
00:15:41,617 --> 00:15:43,227
Mom, this is ridiculous.
418
00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:44,379
Tell me whatâs going on.
419
00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:50,494
Dad had surgery?
420
00:15:50,593 --> 00:15:51,723
Months ago?
421
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,137
And you didnât call me?
422
00:15:53,229 --> 00:15:55,829
Well, uh, we didnât wanna
trouble you.
423
00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:58,301
Uh, why donât we talk about
something less upsetting?
424
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,970
You know, the weather has been
so mild this week!
425
00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:02,700
[in Western drawl]
Evening sunâs red?
426
00:16:02,805 --> 00:16:03,945
Good luck, friend.
427
00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:06,339
Red sun in the morning?
Brace for storming.
428
00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:07,772
[chuckles]
Exactly!
429
00:16:07,877 --> 00:16:09,647
[sighs]
See, this is the problem.
430
00:16:09,745 --> 00:16:11,815
You guys never wanna discuss
anything real.
431
00:16:11,914 --> 00:16:13,084
It was the same
when I was a kid.
432
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,282
Well, I donât understand
what was so terrible
433
00:16:15,384 --> 00:16:16,384
about your childhood.
434
00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:17,855
We didnât talk, Mom.
435
00:16:17,953 --> 00:16:20,593
So I kept everything inside
and now Iâm in therapy.
436
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,219
Learning how to process
all this shit
437
00:16:22,324 --> 00:16:24,564
and express it! Outloud!
With my Mouth!
438
00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:25,920
Haha, this feels crazy!
439
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,788
You were a good student,
you won all those awards...
440
00:16:28,898 --> 00:16:30,868
When that thing happened to me
at the Jelly Lakes...
441
00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:33,876
ugh, you just swept it
under the rug.
442
00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:36,774
Well, um, Iâm...
443
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:39,742
Iâm sure it had
a big impact on you.
444
00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:43,012
I was assaulted
and we never talked about it.
445
00:16:43,112 --> 00:16:45,342
I got sent to a few visits
with a school counselor
446
00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:46,457
and that was that.
447
00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:47,779
You pretended it didnât happen.
448
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,153
I, I was just a kid.
449
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:52,421
Do you have any idea
how ashamed that made me feel?
450
00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:56,121
Well, Iâm sorry I didnât do
a perfect job parenting.
451
00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:59,195
You know, both of you could
actually use some therapy, too.
452
00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:01,695
When you donât talk and you let
all this stuff pile up,
453
00:17:01,797 --> 00:17:03,707
it... it just becomes...
454
00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:06,169
âcrap!
â[clatters]
455
00:17:06,268 --> 00:17:09,228
Well, arenât you gonna say
anything?
456
00:17:10,172 --> 00:17:11,672
[thuds]
457
00:17:11,774 --> 00:17:13,874
[retreating footsteps]
458
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,443
â[keys rattle]
âI, uh...
459
00:17:16,545 --> 00:17:17,385
[sighs]
Uh...
460
00:17:19,515 --> 00:17:20,655
We forgot to get ice. Huh.
461
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,449
âYeah, thatâll help!
â[body thuds]
462
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:24,521
[wailing]
463
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:25,580
[clicks on]
464
00:17:25,688 --> 00:17:27,358
[soft music]
465
00:17:27,456 --> 00:17:29,666
[crying]
466
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:30,918
[knock on door]
467
00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:32,526
Bertieâertie!
468
00:17:32,628 --> 00:17:34,968
My parents are so mental!
[sobs]
469
00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:37,908
Iâm sorry you guys
had to see that.
470
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,430
I guess Iâm not going to fix
471
00:17:39,535 --> 00:17:42,435
decades of dysfunction
with one conversation!
472
00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:45,678
I bet it felt good to let
all that stuff out, though?
473
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:46,874
Yeah.
474
00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:48,516
Like emotional diarrhea.
475
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:49,641
Um...
476
00:17:49,745 --> 00:17:52,385
Let us be your emotional diaper,
Bertie!
477
00:17:52,481 --> 00:17:54,281
[laughs]
478
00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:56,723
Now I see why you get all weird
when youâre angry!
479
00:17:56,819 --> 00:17:59,419
Your family doesnât talk
about anything!
480
00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:02,451
Yep! I wish we could just talk
to each other as adults,
481
00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:04,828
without all these
old resentments and baggage.
482
00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:07,337
Even if it meant we all shouted
at each other
483
00:18:07,429 --> 00:18:08,659
like your family does.
484
00:18:08,764 --> 00:18:11,834
Yeah, we really love shouting.
485
00:18:11,934 --> 00:18:14,074
You know what?
I need to go make a call.
486
00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:15,929
Iâll be right back.
487
00:18:16,038 --> 00:18:17,448
â[door closes]
â[sighs]
488
00:18:17,539 --> 00:18:18,799
Whoa, girl.
489
00:18:18,907 --> 00:18:21,647
Whoa. Easy there.
490
00:18:21,744 --> 00:18:24,084
[lively music]
491
00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:31,619
Hi, Iâm Tuca Toucan,
492
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,420
a 31âyearâold toucan woman.
493
00:18:33,522 --> 00:18:35,352
Oh, do we have to...
494
00:18:35,457 --> 00:18:36,667
You agreed!
495
00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:39,319
[sighs]
Hello, Iâm Terry Toucan.
496
00:18:39,428 --> 00:18:40,338
Nice to meet you.
497
00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:42,229
Hang on, I ordered us
some drinks
498
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,761
so yours would be ready
when you got here.
499
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:46,537
Surprisingly thoughtful.
500
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,276
A skim latte for you, maâam,
501
00:18:49,371 --> 00:18:52,501
and a tripleâcaf gummy
ribbon crumble bomb for me.
502
00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:54,318
Oh, did you get one
503
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:56,440
for all the other children
on the playground?
504
00:18:56,545 --> 00:18:59,785
Oh, donât comment on my order,
weâre supposed to be strangers!
505
00:18:59,882 --> 00:19:01,652
This is how I would talk
to a stranger!
506
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:02,980
Iâm a huge bitch!
507
00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:05,425
[both laughing]
508
00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:06,891
Terry, I just...
509
00:19:06,989 --> 00:19:09,789
wanted to talk to you,
adult to adult.
510
00:19:09,892 --> 00:19:12,392
Without all these years
of builtâup crap.
511
00:19:12,494 --> 00:19:13,664
Okay.
512
00:19:13,762 --> 00:19:15,762
And I wanted to thank you
513
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,004
for everything you gave up
514
00:19:17,099 --> 00:19:19,029
to take care of all of us
when Mom died.
515
00:19:19,134 --> 00:19:22,944
I know I messed up a lot
and Iâm always wilding out,
516
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,538
but I wanna be
a good sister to you.
517
00:19:25,941 --> 00:19:27,611
[slurps]
518
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:31,080
Tuca, Iâm... proud of you?
519
00:19:32,347 --> 00:19:33,087
Thatâs it?
520
00:19:35,684 --> 00:19:39,454
Iâm... really proud of you
for getting sober.
521
00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:41,095
Plus, my kid loves you.
522
00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:42,520
Youâre her fun auntie!
523
00:19:42,624 --> 00:19:44,724
It would be nice for Tulip
to see you more often.
524
00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:47,937
I canât wait to teach her how
to make hot dog burritos
525
00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:49,600
and do parkour!
526
00:19:49,698 --> 00:19:52,298
Mmâmm. You know weâre gonna keep
having these same fights
527
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:53,671
over and over again, right?
528
00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:56,669
Of course.
Thatâs what family is.
529
00:19:57,806 --> 00:20:00,616
[despondent music]
530
00:20:03,278 --> 00:20:05,608
Iâll text you when I get home,
okay?
531
00:20:05,714 --> 00:20:07,384
I love you, Mom.
532
00:20:07,483 --> 00:20:08,753
Goodbye, sweetie.
533
00:20:09,885 --> 00:20:13,595
[light upbeat music]
534
00:20:14,823 --> 00:20:16,363
[sheep bleat]
535
00:20:17,559 --> 00:20:21,089
[bleating continues]
536
00:20:21,864 --> 00:20:23,704
[doorbell rings]
537
00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:24,929
Hmm.
538
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,533
Howdy there, Iâm Speckle!
539
00:20:26,635 --> 00:20:29,335
Iâm the guy whose bag done did
the doâsiâdo with yers.
540
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:32,048
Yep. Them thereâs my clothes,
all right!
541
00:20:32,141 --> 00:20:34,241
[both laugh]
542
00:20:34,343 --> 00:20:37,313
I hope you donât mind I tried
on all your getâup too.
543
00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:39,782
I mean it...
it looks great on you!
544
00:20:39,882 --> 00:20:41,952
Your clothing is so soft.
545
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:43,850
[sighs]
It feels so good.
546
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,152
Iâm almost a little sad
to say so long...
547
00:20:46,255 --> 00:20:47,195
Iâll tell you what?
548
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,049
If I can keep the hat,
549
00:20:49,158 --> 00:20:50,868
you can keep the underwear.
550
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,619
âDeal!
âYeah!
551
00:20:52,728 --> 00:20:53,798
Is this a real ranch?
552
00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:55,066
Where the horses at?
553
00:20:55,164 --> 00:20:56,734
It is, darlinâ!
Theyâre out back.
554
00:20:56,832 --> 00:20:59,232
You girls wanna go for a ride
while I give this
555
00:20:59,334 --> 00:21:01,504
mechanical pencil salesman
back his uniforms?
556
00:21:01,603 --> 00:21:03,473
âOh, uh...
â[Tuca and Bertie] Hell, yeah!
557
00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:06,172
Or are you
a regional bank manager?
558
00:21:06,275 --> 00:21:08,045
Youth group pastor?
559
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,243
Disc jockey?
560
00:21:09,344 --> 00:21:11,114
[chuckles]
Iâm an... Iâm an architect.
561
00:21:11,213 --> 00:21:13,553
Ah, never mind. Iâm a DJ.
562
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,523
[horse whinnies]
563
00:21:16,618 --> 00:21:18,778
[calm music]
564
00:21:33,035 --> 00:21:35,475
[calm music continues]
565
00:21:48,884 --> 00:21:51,124
â[rustling]
â[stopwatch ticking]
566
00:21:51,653 --> 00:21:52,653
[clicks off]
567
00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:55,154
[light rustling]
568
00:21:55,824 --> 00:21:56,864
â[gasps]
â[shrieks]
569
00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:58,860
[giggles]
570
00:21:58,961 --> 00:22:00,531
[laughter]
571
00:22:00,629 --> 00:22:02,229
[upbeat music]
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