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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,762 --> 00:00:21,232 [creepy music] 2 00:00:21,331 --> 00:00:23,161 [upbeat music] 3 00:00:27,370 --> 00:00:31,370 Okay, here’s the Corpse Week Weekend itinerary. 4 00:00:31,474 --> 00:00:33,074 [Bertie] Day one. Celebrate Cadaveri Eve 5 00:00:33,176 --> 00:00:34,116 at your sister Terry’s house. 6 00:00:34,210 --> 00:00:36,010 Day two. Backache from spending the night 7 00:00:36,112 --> 00:00:38,242 on a fold‐out sofa bed, then brunch with my parents! 8 00:00:38,348 --> 00:00:41,358 Nice! I drew up my own itinerary. 9 00:00:42,586 --> 00:00:45,056 [Bertie] Is the skeleton supposed to be your sister 10 00:00:45,155 --> 00:00:46,125 or one of my parents? 11 00:00:46,222 --> 00:00:48,292 Neither. It’s that guy! 12 00:00:48,391 --> 00:00:51,891 All aboard! Stand clear of the closing doors! 13 00:00:51,995 --> 00:00:53,995 Do you think Speckle’s okay over there? 14 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:56,067 I hope he’s not in stranger danger. 15 00:00:56,166 --> 00:00:57,566 Whoa! [soft chuckle] 16 00:00:57,667 --> 00:00:58,637 Is that a costume? 17 00:00:58,735 --> 00:00:59,975 You tell me. 18 00:01:01,471 --> 00:01:03,541 Oh, wow, okay! 19 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:04,700 It’s not a costume. 20 00:01:04,808 --> 00:01:06,548 Happy Cadaveri, ladies! 21 00:01:06,643 --> 00:01:08,073 [both] Happy Cadaveri! 22 00:01:08,178 --> 00:01:10,818 Hold on, gotta text my girlfriend real quick. 23 00:01:10,914 --> 00:01:12,254 Of course! Go ahead! 24 00:01:12,349 --> 00:01:13,709 Don’t let me get in your way! 25 00:01:13,817 --> 00:01:15,127 [keypad clicking] 26 00:01:15,719 --> 00:01:17,349 [chiming] 27 00:01:19,723 --> 00:01:20,893 [sighs] 28 00:01:20,991 --> 00:01:22,991 I haven’t been to Terry’s house in years, 29 00:01:23,093 --> 00:01:24,463 but we’re in a good place right now. 30 00:01:24,561 --> 00:01:26,991 She doesn’t actively try to make me feel shitty. 31 00:01:27,097 --> 00:01:28,197 every time I see her. 32 00:01:28,298 --> 00:01:31,438 It’s more of a passive undercurrent of judgment. 33 00:01:31,534 --> 00:01:32,834 That’s huge for us! 34 00:01:32,936 --> 00:01:36,106 I bet her house is fancy! 35 00:01:36,206 --> 00:01:37,606 Oh, honey, it is. 36 00:01:37,707 --> 00:01:39,817 But that’s okay, we’re fancy too! 37 00:01:39,909 --> 00:01:40,909 I’m grown. 38 00:01:41,011 --> 00:01:43,211 I’m in a relationship, check me out. 39 00:01:43,313 --> 00:01:46,813 Sophisticated adult toucan woman right here! 40 00:01:46,916 --> 00:01:47,956 Hi! 41 00:01:48,051 --> 00:01:50,121 Ooh‐ooh! Mm‐hm! 42 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:52,650 I can’t wait to tell my folks I’m seeing a therapist. 43 00:01:52,756 --> 00:01:54,356 They’re gonna be so proud of me. 44 00:01:54,457 --> 00:01:56,997 Look at me, processing my [bleep] in a healthy way! 45 00:01:57,093 --> 00:01:59,563 Ooh‐ooh! Ooh‐ooh! 46 00:01:59,663 --> 00:02:01,763 [theme music] 47 00:02:01,865 --> 00:02:03,005 â™Ș Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie 48 00:02:03,099 --> 00:02:04,299 â™Ș Bertie & Tuca And Tuca & Bertie â™Ș 49 00:02:04,401 --> 00:02:06,201 â™Ș Tuca & Bertie [vocalizes] 50 00:02:06,803 --> 00:02:07,933 [crowd cheers] 51 00:02:08,038 --> 00:02:09,178 ‐â™Ș Tuca ‐â™Ș Bertie 52 00:02:09,272 --> 00:02:11,602 [Tuca and Bertie vocalizing] 53 00:02:13,243 --> 00:02:16,343 [vocalizing continues] 54 00:02:17,113 --> 00:02:19,083 [upbeat music] 55 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:21,152 Tuca! You’re here! 56 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:23,551 It’s so good to see family. 57 00:02:23,653 --> 00:02:24,583 What are you saying? 58 00:02:24,688 --> 00:02:27,228 It’s my fault we’re not together more holidays? 59 00:02:27,323 --> 00:02:28,223 No! 60 00:02:31,594 --> 00:02:32,634 Oh, okay! 61 00:02:32,729 --> 00:02:34,059 ‐Hi, everyone! ‐Hi. 62 00:02:34,164 --> 00:02:36,064 Hello. Oh, I, I got this. 63 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:39,903 You must be Speckle, I’m Terry. 64 00:02:40,003 --> 00:02:41,233 That guy running off with your bags 65 00:02:41,337 --> 00:02:42,507 is my husband, Thomas. 66 00:02:42,605 --> 00:02:44,775 And the little one making a damn mess 67 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:46,144 is my daughter Tulip. 68 00:02:46,242 --> 00:02:47,542 [Terry] And the nerd in the corner 69 00:02:47,644 --> 00:02:48,644 is our brother, Desmond. 70 00:02:48,745 --> 00:02:51,815 Desmond is the smartest person in our family. 71 00:02:51,915 --> 00:02:53,185 He’s a food scientist! 72 00:02:53,283 --> 00:02:56,923 He can make french fries taste so dang potatoey, it’s sick. 73 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:59,190 Wow, cool! 74 00:02:59,289 --> 00:03:01,189 Gotcha something. Keep these to yourself. 75 00:03:01,291 --> 00:03:02,891 This was an experiment in the lab. 76 00:03:02,992 --> 00:03:05,562 ‐They taste atrocious. ‐[crunches, gulps] 77 00:03:05,662 --> 00:03:07,232 Gravel and onions! 78 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:09,960 Oh, Desmond, you shouldn’t have! 79 00:03:10,066 --> 00:03:11,306 ‐Aah! ‐[both laugh] 80 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:12,971 ‐[giggles] ‐Yeah. Hey! 81 00:03:13,069 --> 00:03:14,799 ‐Whoa, whoa, okay! ‐[shrieks] 82 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:15,844 ‐[crunches] ‐Ouch! 83 00:03:15,939 --> 00:03:16,969 Hey, Tulip! 84 00:03:17,073 --> 00:03:19,343 Do you remember me? Auntie Tuca! 85 00:03:19,442 --> 00:03:20,242 Yeah. 86 00:03:20,343 --> 00:03:21,713 You can’t blame her for being shy, 87 00:03:21,811 --> 00:03:23,181 she hasn’t seen you in years! 88 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,410 Mm‐mm. Shoo! 89 00:03:26,816 --> 00:03:28,926 What a beautiful Corpsokopita! 90 00:03:29,018 --> 00:03:30,878 So, Bertie, you doing okay? 91 00:03:30,987 --> 00:03:32,497 I heard you’re seeing a therapist. 92 00:03:32,589 --> 00:03:33,589 How’s that going? 93 00:03:33,690 --> 00:03:35,260 Oh! Good! 94 00:03:35,358 --> 00:03:38,858 Thanks... for knowing that! [awkward chuckle] 95 00:03:38,962 --> 00:03:40,992 Don’t expect to have a moment’s peace 96 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:42,267 or privacy here! 97 00:03:42,365 --> 00:03:44,065 You know how we are! 98 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:45,107 [Tulip giggles] 99 00:03:45,201 --> 00:03:47,371 [Tulip] Weehehehe! 100 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:50,870 Dinner will be ready in five minutes. 101 00:03:50,974 --> 00:03:52,574 Is that what y’all are wearing? 102 00:03:52,675 --> 00:03:55,845 [lively music] 103 00:03:58,481 --> 00:03:59,851 [gasps] 104 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:02,719 [Western cowboy music] 105 00:04:05,421 --> 00:04:07,891 [whispering] His luggage got switched. 106 00:04:07,991 --> 00:04:09,921 I don’t think anyone noticed. 107 00:04:10,026 --> 00:04:11,026 You look great! 108 00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:13,067 Here’s the Cadaveri cake! 109 00:04:13,163 --> 00:04:14,963 ‐Ooh! ‐Look at that! 110 00:04:15,064 --> 00:04:17,064 I slaved over a hot oven all day 111 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:20,237 trying to make it look just like my Aunt Tabby. 112 00:04:20,336 --> 00:04:23,546 Damn, was Auntie Tabby’s head really that big?? 113 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:24,770 [giggles] 114 00:04:24,874 --> 00:04:27,644 So, you know this cake symbolizes our loved ones 115 00:04:27,744 --> 00:04:30,114 ‐who have passed away, right? ‐Yeah. 116 00:04:30,213 --> 00:04:33,683 And is there anything special inside the cake? 117 00:04:33,783 --> 00:04:36,783 There are hidden objects and they tell you your future! 118 00:04:36,886 --> 00:04:39,296 Okay, let’s see what I got! 119 00:04:41,024 --> 00:04:43,364 A coin means I’ll be wealthy! 120 00:04:43,459 --> 00:04:45,259 Show us what you got, baby. 121 00:04:46,863 --> 00:04:47,863 Candy! 122 00:04:47,964 --> 00:04:50,634 Whoo! Your life will be sweet! 123 00:04:50,733 --> 00:04:51,963 Now, during Corpse Week, 124 00:04:52,068 --> 00:04:54,368 the veils between this world and the afterlife are thinnest, 125 00:04:54,470 --> 00:04:56,640 and our ancestors can see and hear us. 126 00:04:56,739 --> 00:04:58,839 So we can tell them that we love them. 127 00:04:58,942 --> 00:05:00,012 Love you, Mama. [smooches] 128 00:05:00,109 --> 00:05:01,239 Aww. 129 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:04,714 And also we beg the dead not to capture us 130 00:05:04,814 --> 00:05:06,314 and drag us into Hell! 131 00:05:06,416 --> 00:05:07,856 [gasps] They do that? 132 00:05:07,951 --> 00:05:09,121 Sure! 133 00:05:09,219 --> 00:05:11,919 Some demons wanna pull you across the divide, 134 00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:13,551 into the realm of the dead! 135 00:05:13,656 --> 00:05:16,666 Especially if you’re naughty! 136 00:05:16,759 --> 00:05:18,189 Tuca, hush. 137 00:05:18,294 --> 00:05:19,334 Don’t freak out the kiddo. 138 00:05:19,429 --> 00:05:21,129 Where is the Death Realm? 139 00:05:21,231 --> 00:05:22,561 Can we go look at it? 140 00:05:22,665 --> 00:05:24,065 Enough, Tulip. 141 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:25,607 And thank you, Tuca, 142 00:05:25,702 --> 00:05:28,072 now she’ll be up all night whining about Bird Hell. 143 00:05:28,171 --> 00:05:30,271 Aw, it’s a fun story! 144 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,573 Let Tulip enjoy it! 145 00:05:31,674 --> 00:05:34,844 Oh, that’s cute, telling me how to raise my kid. 146 00:05:34,944 --> 00:05:35,784 I wasn’t‐‐ 147 00:05:38,514 --> 00:05:40,554 and be the fun murder zombie auntie, huh? 148 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:43,120 Okay, there she is. There’s my sister. 149 00:05:43,219 --> 00:05:44,179 [Thomas] Come on, honey. 150 00:05:44,287 --> 00:05:46,197 Oh, what? You’re going to defend her now? 151 00:05:46,289 --> 00:05:47,919 She’s our guest! 152 00:05:48,024 --> 00:05:49,324 Just butt out of this, Thomas. 153 00:05:49,425 --> 00:05:51,425 Go fidget with your foliage! 154 00:05:51,527 --> 00:05:52,897 It’s called "competitive leaf raking" 155 00:05:52,996 --> 00:05:53,996 and it’s a real sport. 156 00:05:54,097 --> 00:05:55,537 Competitive leaf raking? 157 00:05:55,632 --> 00:05:57,762 And it’s not just raking leaves! 158 00:05:57,867 --> 00:05:59,437 It’s raking leaves against a stopwatch 159 00:05:59,535 --> 00:06:01,935 while also wearing intricately knit sweaters! 160 00:06:02,038 --> 00:06:04,578 [uplifting music] 161 00:06:04,674 --> 00:06:06,014 Oh. I get it. 162 00:06:06,109 --> 00:06:07,639 Ugh. That sweater... 163 00:06:07,744 --> 00:06:10,884 If I’m not respected in my house, 164 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:12,080 I’ll just go hang out 165 00:06:12,181 --> 00:06:14,311 in my temperature‐controlled rake shed! 166 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,887 Fine! Make like a rake and leave! 167 00:06:16,986 --> 00:06:19,256 Okay, fine, I will! [grunts] 168 00:06:19,355 --> 00:06:20,495 [Tulip squawks loudly] 169 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:23,120 Now look, Tuca, you’ve got Tulip all riled up! 170 00:06:23,226 --> 00:06:26,066 When I was in kindergarten, I knew about the Death Realm 171 00:06:26,162 --> 00:06:28,132 and where babies came from! 172 00:06:28,231 --> 00:06:29,561 The Vagina Realm! 173 00:06:29,666 --> 00:06:32,236 Yeah! And you never shut up about it 174 00:06:32,335 --> 00:06:34,205 that’s why Bird Protective Services 175 00:06:34,304 --> 00:06:36,304 was always at our house! 176 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:38,439 [laughs] 177 00:06:38,541 --> 00:06:39,611 ‐Oh, for Chrissakes. ‐[scrapes] 178 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,609 That’s right, it’s my house 179 00:06:41,711 --> 00:06:43,811 and I can do whatever I want! 180 00:06:43,913 --> 00:06:45,343 Thomas, stop interrupting, 181 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:46,548 we’re trying to have a conversation! 182 00:06:46,649 --> 00:06:48,819 ‐Yum‐or‐Yell! Yum‐or‐Yell! ‐I knew this would happen! 183 00:06:48,918 --> 00:06:50,248 [Thomas] When I talk, it’s interrupting! 184 00:06:50,353 --> 00:06:51,423 When you talk, it’s having a conversation! 185 00:06:51,521 --> 00:06:52,721 ‐[Thomas] Typical Terry! ‐[blabbers] 186 00:06:52,822 --> 00:06:53,622 Yum‐or‐Yell! 187 00:06:56,793 --> 00:06:57,963 Too young? Huh. 188 00:06:58,061 --> 00:06:59,331 I was doing Yum‐or‐Yells 189 00:06:59,429 --> 00:07:00,929 ‐when I was in the egg! ‐Guys? 190 00:07:01,030 --> 00:07:03,100 This rake represents dignity! 191 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:04,429 This rake represents honor! 192 00:07:04,534 --> 00:07:05,704 [chuckles] Uh, guys? 193 00:07:05,802 --> 00:07:06,832 [Terry] I tried with you this time... 194 00:07:06,936 --> 00:07:09,506 [Tuca] I knew this would happen! Every time. 195 00:07:09,605 --> 00:07:11,505 "Tuca, what are you so worried about?" 196 00:07:11,607 --> 00:07:12,977 ‐[Tulip] Yum‐or‐Yell! ‐[sighs of relief] 197 00:07:13,076 --> 00:07:14,476 [Tulip] Yum‐or‐Yell! 198 00:07:14,577 --> 00:07:18,347 Oh‐hohoho, you wanna take her on a Yum‐or‐Yell? 199 00:07:18,448 --> 00:07:23,428 You want to take my daughter on a Yum‐or‐Yell? 200 00:07:23,519 --> 00:07:25,019 I would love to! 201 00:07:25,121 --> 00:07:27,621 [tranquil music] 202 00:07:28,891 --> 00:07:30,091 [rattles] 203 00:07:32,228 --> 00:07:34,388 Just be careful, okay? 204 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:36,607 And have her back by nine o’clock! 205 00:07:36,699 --> 00:07:39,369 We’ll be back at 8:59, I promise! 206 00:07:39,469 --> 00:07:40,399 Don’t worry! 207 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:42,403 â™Ș Happy Cadaveri 208 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,775 â™Ș Give us something yummy! 209 00:07:47,243 --> 00:07:48,343 [Tuca and Tulip] Yum or yell? 210 00:07:48,444 --> 00:07:51,514 Ooh, what a frightful fiend! [laughs] 211 00:07:51,614 --> 00:07:53,054 Here are some yums! 212 00:07:53,149 --> 00:07:54,249 [rustling] 213 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:55,550 Happy Corpse Week! 214 00:07:55,651 --> 00:07:56,951 [Tuca and Tulip] Happy Corpse Week! 215 00:07:59,622 --> 00:08:00,622 [Tuca and Tulip] Yum or yell? 216 00:08:00,723 --> 00:08:02,963 I don’t have any sweets... 217 00:08:03,059 --> 00:08:04,259 [Tuca and Tulip yell] 218 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,230 Ah! I hate this holiday! 219 00:08:06,329 --> 00:08:08,629 I hope I die before the next one! 220 00:08:08,731 --> 00:08:09,831 [laughs] 221 00:08:09,932 --> 00:08:11,802 [giggling] 222 00:08:11,901 --> 00:08:12,871 [bird hoots] 223 00:08:12,969 --> 00:08:14,299 I don’t wanna go to bed! 224 00:08:14,404 --> 00:08:17,144 Tell me more about the Cadaveri demons! 225 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,270 Hmm, I gotta get you home soon. 226 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,645 Okay, you get one demon. 227 00:08:21,744 --> 00:08:23,714 Hooray! 228 00:08:23,813 --> 00:08:27,183 [Tuca] There once was a bird with the face of a human man 229 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:29,623 ‐and one day, he died! ‐[bird] Aargh! 230 00:08:29,719 --> 00:08:31,919 [gasps] A human face? 231 00:08:32,021 --> 00:08:33,891 [Tuca] That’s not even the scariest part. 232 00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:35,420 ‐Now he haunts the earth... ‐[bird] Agh! 233 00:08:35,525 --> 00:08:37,865 ...forcing people to listen to his shitty mixtape. 234 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,290 Ew! Gross! 235 00:08:39,395 --> 00:08:41,865 [Tuca] His mixtape is so bad. 236 00:08:41,964 --> 00:08:44,164 Listening to it makes your brain melt 237 00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:45,807 and goop comes out your ears! 238 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:48,502 But if you question his song selection, 239 00:08:48,604 --> 00:08:51,204 ‐he cries tears of blood! ‐[bird cries out] 240 00:08:51,307 --> 00:08:52,617 [laughs] 241 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,908 More! More stories! 242 00:08:55,011 --> 00:08:56,841 Nah... You say that now, 243 00:08:56,946 --> 00:08:58,616 but when you’re crying in the middle of the night, 244 00:08:58,714 --> 00:09:01,754 guess who your mama’s gonna be yellin’ at? Huh? Me! 245 00:09:01,851 --> 00:09:04,151 Because no matter how responsible I am, 246 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,453 it’s never enough 247 00:09:05,555 --> 00:09:08,025 for the Demon of Blaming Tuca for Everything! 248 00:09:08,124 --> 00:09:10,094 Hm, Mommy’s a demon? 249 00:09:10,193 --> 00:09:12,793 Oh! Uh‐uh, no! I didn’t mean‐‐ 250 00:09:12,895 --> 00:09:16,065 Mommy’s a demon and she’s gonna eat my soul!? 251 00:09:16,165 --> 00:09:17,165 [terrified groan] 252 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:18,506 She’s not! She won’t! 253 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,101 She won’t! She’s not! 254 00:09:20,203 --> 00:09:21,333 [cries] 255 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:22,547 Ah, don’t worry. 256 00:09:22,638 --> 00:09:25,908 We can, uh... uh, de‐demonify her! 257 00:09:26,008 --> 00:09:27,568 [whimpers] How? 258 00:09:27,677 --> 00:09:30,247 With a cleansing bonfire! 259 00:09:30,346 --> 00:09:32,016 Yeah! 260 00:09:32,115 --> 00:09:34,185 [light music] 261 00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:37,421 Have you tried extreme ping‐pong? 262 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:41,020 No, but I have dabbled in ultimate dog‐walking! 263 00:09:41,124 --> 00:09:41,924 [chuckles] 264 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:44,822 is a mighty fine pastime. 265 00:09:44,927 --> 00:09:46,237 [in normal voice] Are these clothes changing me? 266 00:09:46,329 --> 00:09:47,559 What is happening? 267 00:09:48,731 --> 00:09:50,261 Thanks for hosting, Terry. 268 00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:51,806 You did a wonderful job! 269 00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:54,831 And Tuca was so excited to come. 270 00:09:54,937 --> 00:09:57,307 Family means a lot to her, you know. 271 00:09:57,406 --> 00:09:59,516 We haven’t been close for awhile. 272 00:09:59,609 --> 00:10:01,369 Maybe it was naive of me to think 273 00:10:01,477 --> 00:10:02,687 we could just jump back in. 274 00:10:02,778 --> 00:10:05,438 But it seemed to be worth a shot, now that she’s sober. 275 00:10:05,548 --> 00:10:07,518 Yeah, she’s really grown a lot this year. 276 00:10:07,617 --> 00:10:09,957 She’s even helping me with my baking business! 277 00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:12,022 You trust her to handle your money? 278 00:10:12,121 --> 00:10:13,121 Yeah? 279 00:10:13,222 --> 00:10:14,722 Huh. Maybe you’re right! 280 00:10:14,824 --> 00:10:16,494 She’s actually getting her life together. 281 00:10:16,592 --> 00:10:17,922 [chiming] 282 00:10:18,027 --> 00:10:19,137 So what now? 283 00:10:19,228 --> 00:10:20,658 Now, we dance! 284 00:10:20,763 --> 00:10:23,403 ‐[Tuca chanting] ‐[Tulip giggling] 285 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:27,069 ‐[chanting continues] ‐[giggling continues] 286 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:29,500 ‐Oopsies! ‐Oh, no! 287 00:10:29,605 --> 00:10:30,705 My shirt got messy! 288 00:10:30,806 --> 00:10:33,316 Mommy’s gonna be so mad. 289 00:10:33,409 --> 00:10:35,439 That’s okay. You look really cool now! 290 00:10:35,545 --> 00:10:38,945 Like, uh, you got splattered with demon blood! 291 00:10:39,048 --> 00:10:39,808 [squelches] 292 00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:41,516 Oh, no! What are you doing! 293 00:10:41,617 --> 00:10:44,087 Demon blood! 294 00:10:44,187 --> 00:10:45,327 ‐[laughs] ‐Stop! 295 00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:46,591 ‐[giggles] ‐Come back here! 296 00:10:58,935 --> 00:11:02,005 See, it’s almost nine o’clock and they’re still not back. 297 00:11:02,104 --> 00:11:03,104 I knew it. 298 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:04,306 ‐[door opens] ‐[Tulip shrieks] 299 00:11:04,407 --> 00:11:05,677 Tulip? 300 00:11:06,075 --> 00:11:07,215 Tuca? 301 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:08,440 [gasps] 302 00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:11,184 [suspenseful music] 303 00:11:16,319 --> 00:11:18,919 Oh, hi. Um, I’m just‐‐ 304 00:11:19,021 --> 00:11:20,391 What in the world? 305 00:11:20,489 --> 00:11:23,289 Guess what, Mom? I’m allergic to beets! 306 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:27,562 Thomas! Come downstairs and bring the Birdadryl, please! 307 00:11:27,663 --> 00:11:29,533 I’ll take it over from here, thank you. 308 00:11:29,632 --> 00:11:31,362 ‐Oh, let me help. ‐Ow! 309 00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:33,237 Demon Mommy! Demon Mommy! 310 00:11:33,336 --> 00:11:35,406 Tulip. Agh! Stop! 311 00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:36,674 I knew I couldn’t trust you. 312 00:11:36,772 --> 00:11:39,412 I let you out of my sight for two hours... 313 00:11:39,508 --> 00:11:41,768 Terry, I’m sorry, we just got carried away! 314 00:11:41,877 --> 00:11:45,087 But I still got her home safe and on time! 315 00:11:45,181 --> 00:11:46,981 Look, Mama! Blood bubbles! 316 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:48,683 [pops] 317 00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:52,284 Tulip! I am so disappointed in you. 318 00:11:52,388 --> 00:11:53,558 You know better than this. 319 00:11:53,656 --> 00:11:56,166 Hey, let her be a kid. She’s afraid of you! 320 00:11:56,259 --> 00:11:58,089 I don’t need your advice, Tuca. 321 00:11:58,194 --> 00:12:00,694 I’ve spent my whole life cleaning up your messes. 322 00:12:00,796 --> 00:12:02,396 If you’re gonna treat me like a child, 323 00:12:02,498 --> 00:12:04,528 I’m calling a cab and leaving! 324 00:12:04,634 --> 00:12:06,874 ‐[ringing] ‐[whimsical music plays] 325 00:12:06,969 --> 00:12:08,729 [squawks] [robotic voice] Hello? 326 00:12:08,838 --> 00:12:11,878 Uh, they have me on hold! They just, um... 327 00:12:11,974 --> 00:12:14,374 At least you got to enjoy your childhood. 328 00:12:14,477 --> 00:12:15,787 Mine ended when Mom died 329 00:12:15,878 --> 00:12:18,738 and I had to hold shit down so you could keep being a kid. 330 00:12:18,848 --> 00:12:21,858 And somehow I’m still holding shit down. 331 00:12:21,951 --> 00:12:24,081 When do I get to stop, huh? 332 00:12:24,186 --> 00:12:25,426 Oh, hey, ladies. 333 00:12:25,521 --> 00:12:28,021 Just think, in a few years, this will be such a funny story! 334 00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:30,064 Stop trying to smooth everything over, Bertie. 335 00:12:30,159 --> 00:12:32,459 Our family deals with our mess our way! 336 00:12:32,561 --> 00:12:34,831 Oh, don’t talk to my friend like that! 337 00:12:34,930 --> 00:12:37,030 Come on, Bertie. Let’s go. 338 00:12:40,870 --> 00:12:43,270 [whispering] Hey, Tuca, are you okay? 339 00:12:43,372 --> 00:12:45,912 Ugh, sorry for all the family drama. 340 00:12:46,008 --> 00:12:47,808 At least your family is mellow! 341 00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:52,040 Yeah, the Songthrushes don’t really blow up, ever. 342 00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:53,758 Hey, where’s Speckle? 343 00:12:53,849 --> 00:12:56,249 Oh, he wanted to sleep outside. 344 00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:59,052 ‐[snoring] ‐[tranquil music] 345 00:12:59,155 --> 00:13:03,225 [snoring continues] 346 00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:04,326 [coughs] 347 00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:08,631 [lively music] 348 00:13:08,731 --> 00:13:10,901 [both] Hello! Happy Corpse Week! 349 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,330 [Speckle, Bertie, and Tuca] Hi! 350 00:13:12,435 --> 00:13:14,035 Love your outfit there, Speckle! 351 00:13:14,136 --> 00:13:15,576 Thank you kindly. 352 00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:18,499 [suspenseful music] 353 00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:20,877 Uh, Mom? What’s all this stuff? 354 00:13:20,976 --> 00:13:23,016 What are you guys saving all this trash for? 355 00:13:23,112 --> 00:13:24,082 Oh, I don’t know. 356 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,810 Can I help carry these out to recycling? 357 00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:28,456 No, no. Don’t worry about it. 358 00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:30,621 Seriously, Mom, what’s going on here? 359 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,550 Drinks! Would anyone like a drink? 360 00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:33,595 [spatters] 361 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,149 Yeah, I could use a liquid! 362 00:13:35,257 --> 00:13:36,927 Sure! I guess. 363 00:13:37,026 --> 00:13:38,966 I put all your luggage upstairs! 364 00:13:39,061 --> 00:13:39,831 Thanks, Dad. 365 00:13:39,929 --> 00:13:41,459 How have you been, Robertie? 366 00:13:41,564 --> 00:13:42,804 I’m really good lately. 367 00:13:42,898 --> 00:13:44,698 Actually, Dad, um... 368 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,730 I’ve started going to therapy and I really like it! 369 00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:49,747 Therapy? [laughs] 370 00:13:49,839 --> 00:13:51,569 You don’t need therapy, you’re normal! 371 00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:52,914 ‐That’s not‐‐ ‐Well, I’d, uh... 372 00:13:53,008 --> 00:13:54,208 better go check on your mother 373 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:55,910 who is also normal. 374 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:57,715 This is so weird. 375 00:13:57,813 --> 00:13:59,983 I’ve never seen their house look like this before! 376 00:14:00,082 --> 00:14:03,922 Uh, maybe they’re in the middle of reorganizing? 377 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:06,690 Huh! [chuckles] 378 00:14:06,789 --> 00:14:07,849 How cute is this! 379 00:14:07,957 --> 00:14:09,497 [Bertie] Uh, I wasn’t that good. 380 00:14:09,592 --> 00:14:10,722 I only won regionals. 381 00:14:10,826 --> 00:14:13,536 ‐Whoa, look at you! ‐Hmm. 382 00:14:13,629 --> 00:14:16,059 [Bertie] I got voted "gothiest" that year. 383 00:14:16,165 --> 00:14:21,105 Damn, my baby Bertie has been kicking ass her whole life! 384 00:14:21,203 --> 00:14:22,673 Yeah, no kidding! 385 00:14:22,772 --> 00:14:25,202 Oh, don’t make a big fuss, you guys. 386 00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:27,677 I just had a lot of pressure on you when I was a kid. 387 00:14:27,777 --> 00:14:29,447 ‐[chuckles] ‐[distant clatter] 388 00:14:29,545 --> 00:14:31,615 You, uh, kids ready for dinner? 389 00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:35,184 Mom made a very special Cadaveri cake this year! 390 00:14:35,284 --> 00:14:36,984 [exclaims cheerfully] 391 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,523 Sweetheart, please, don’t touch those things, 392 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,195 you’ll get them all out of order. 393 00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:48,033 Are they divided by uselessness or degree of stickiness? 394 00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:51,260 Come on, honey, it’s time to light the Cadaveri Candles. 395 00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:52,837 [suspenseful music] 396 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:53,735 Hmm. 397 00:14:53,836 --> 00:14:56,476 Okay, gang. Heads bowed, eyes closed 398 00:14:56,572 --> 00:14:58,542 while we recite the Corpses Call, 399 00:14:58,641 --> 00:15:00,811 to spare us from the wrath of the dead. 400 00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:04,310 Elders gone but not forgotten, at the ship of evil’s helm. 401 00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:07,353 [Anna] We honor and desperately beseech thee, 402 00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:10,780 drag us not to thy Death Realm! 403 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,320 Who wants cake? 404 00:15:13,722 --> 00:15:14,692 [gulps] 405 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,460 I like how this cake resembles a corpse 406 00:15:16,559 --> 00:15:18,689 in both appearance and flavor! 407 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,894 Um... new recipe, Mom? 408 00:15:20,996 --> 00:15:22,906 Oh, your father and I wanted to try 409 00:15:22,998 --> 00:15:24,298 something different this year. 410 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,370 We used low‐carb meat mix. 411 00:15:26,469 --> 00:15:27,329 But we’ve had a traditional 412 00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:31,545 since I was little! Why the switch? 413 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,240 Well, we’ve been trying a new diet 414 00:15:33,342 --> 00:15:36,342 because Dad has had some recent medical concerns. 415 00:15:36,445 --> 00:15:38,215 Dad, what’s, what’s going on? 416 00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:39,144 Oh. [soft chuckle] 417 00:15:41,617 --> 00:15:43,227 Mom, this is ridiculous. 418 00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:44,379 Tell me what’s going on. 419 00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:50,494 Dad had surgery? 420 00:15:50,593 --> 00:15:51,723 Months ago? 421 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,137 And you didn’t call me? 422 00:15:53,229 --> 00:15:55,829 Well, uh, we didn’t wanna trouble you. 423 00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:58,301 Uh, why don’t we talk about something less upsetting? 424 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,970 You know, the weather has been so mild this week! 425 00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:02,700 [in Western drawl] Evening sun’s red? 426 00:16:02,805 --> 00:16:03,945 Good luck, friend. 427 00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:06,339 Red sun in the morning? Brace for storming. 428 00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:07,772 [chuckles] Exactly! 429 00:16:07,877 --> 00:16:09,647 [sighs] See, this is the problem. 430 00:16:09,745 --> 00:16:11,815 You guys never wanna discuss anything real. 431 00:16:11,914 --> 00:16:13,084 It was the same when I was a kid. 432 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,282 Well, I don’t understand what was so terrible 433 00:16:15,384 --> 00:16:16,384 about your childhood. 434 00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:17,855 We didn’t talk, Mom. 435 00:16:17,953 --> 00:16:20,593 So I kept everything inside and now I’m in therapy. 436 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,219 Learning how to process all this shit 437 00:16:22,324 --> 00:16:24,564 and express it! Outloud! With my Mouth! 438 00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:25,920 Haha, this feels crazy! 439 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,788 You were a good student, you won all those awards... 440 00:16:28,898 --> 00:16:30,868 When that thing happened to me at the Jelly Lakes... 441 00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:33,876 ugh, you just swept it under the rug. 442 00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:36,774 Well, um, I’m... 443 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:39,742 I’m sure it had a big impact on you. 444 00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:43,012 I was assaulted and we never talked about it. 445 00:16:43,112 --> 00:16:45,342 I got sent to a few visits with a school counselor 446 00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:46,457 and that was that. 447 00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:47,779 You pretended it didn’t happen. 448 00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,153 I, I was just a kid. 449 00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:52,421 Do you have any idea how ashamed that made me feel? 450 00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:56,121 Well, I’m sorry I didn’t do a perfect job parenting. 451 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:59,195 You know, both of you could actually use some therapy, too. 452 00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:01,695 When you don’t talk and you let all this stuff pile up, 453 00:17:01,797 --> 00:17:03,707 it... it just becomes... 454 00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:06,169 ‐crap! ‐[clatters] 455 00:17:06,268 --> 00:17:09,228 Well, aren’t you gonna say anything? 456 00:17:10,172 --> 00:17:11,672 [thuds] 457 00:17:11,774 --> 00:17:13,874 [retreating footsteps] 458 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,443 ‐[keys rattle] ‐I, uh... 459 00:17:16,545 --> 00:17:17,385 [sighs] Uh... 460 00:17:19,515 --> 00:17:20,655 We forgot to get ice. Huh. 461 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,449 ‐Yeah, that’ll help! ‐[body thuds] 462 00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:24,521 [wailing] 463 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:25,580 [clicks on] 464 00:17:25,688 --> 00:17:27,358 [soft music] 465 00:17:27,456 --> 00:17:29,666 [crying] 466 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:30,918 [knock on door] 467 00:17:31,026 --> 00:17:32,526 Bertie‐ertie! 468 00:17:32,628 --> 00:17:34,968 My parents are so mental! [sobs] 469 00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:37,908 I’m sorry you guys had to see that. 470 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,430 I guess I’m not going to fix 471 00:17:39,535 --> 00:17:42,435 decades of dysfunction with one conversation! 472 00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:45,678 I bet it felt good to let all that stuff out, though? 473 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:46,874 Yeah. 474 00:17:46,976 --> 00:17:48,516 Like emotional diarrhea. 475 00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:49,641 Um... 476 00:17:49,745 --> 00:17:52,385 Let us be your emotional diaper, Bertie! 477 00:17:52,481 --> 00:17:54,281 [laughs] 478 00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:56,723 Now I see why you get all weird when you’re angry! 479 00:17:56,819 --> 00:17:59,419 Your family doesn’t talk about anything! 480 00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:02,451 Yep! I wish we could just talk to each other as adults, 481 00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:04,828 without all these old resentments and baggage. 482 00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:07,337 Even if it meant we all shouted at each other 483 00:18:07,429 --> 00:18:08,659 like your family does. 484 00:18:08,764 --> 00:18:11,834 Yeah, we really love shouting. 485 00:18:11,934 --> 00:18:14,074 You know what? I need to go make a call. 486 00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:15,929 I’ll be right back. 487 00:18:16,038 --> 00:18:17,448 ‐[door closes] ‐[sighs] 488 00:18:17,539 --> 00:18:18,799 Whoa, girl. 489 00:18:18,907 --> 00:18:21,647 Whoa. Easy there. 490 00:18:21,744 --> 00:18:24,084 [lively music] 491 00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:31,619 Hi, I’m Tuca Toucan, 492 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,420 a 31‐year‐old toucan woman. 493 00:18:33,522 --> 00:18:35,352 Oh, do we have to... 494 00:18:35,457 --> 00:18:36,667 You agreed! 495 00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:39,319 [sighs] Hello, I’m Terry Toucan. 496 00:18:39,428 --> 00:18:40,338 Nice to meet you. 497 00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:42,229 Hang on, I ordered us some drinks 498 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,761 so yours would be ready when you got here. 499 00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:46,537 Surprisingly thoughtful. 500 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,276 A skim latte for you, ma’am, 501 00:18:49,371 --> 00:18:52,501 and a triple‐caf gummy ribbon crumble bomb for me. 502 00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:54,318 Oh, did you get one 503 00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:56,440 for all the other children on the playground? 504 00:18:56,545 --> 00:18:59,785 Oh, don’t comment on my order, we’re supposed to be strangers! 505 00:18:59,882 --> 00:19:01,652 This is how I would talk to a stranger! 506 00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:02,980 I’m a huge bitch! 507 00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:05,425 [both laughing] 508 00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:06,891 Terry, I just... 509 00:19:06,989 --> 00:19:09,789 wanted to talk to you, adult to adult. 510 00:19:09,892 --> 00:19:12,392 Without all these years of built‐up crap. 511 00:19:12,494 --> 00:19:13,664 Okay. 512 00:19:13,762 --> 00:19:15,762 And I wanted to thank you 513 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,004 for everything you gave up 514 00:19:17,099 --> 00:19:19,029 to take care of all of us when Mom died. 515 00:19:19,134 --> 00:19:22,944 I know I messed up a lot and I’m always wilding out, 516 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,538 but I wanna be a good sister to you. 517 00:19:25,941 --> 00:19:27,611 [slurps] 518 00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:31,080 Tuca, I’m... proud of you? 519 00:19:32,347 --> 00:19:33,087 That’s it? 520 00:19:35,684 --> 00:19:39,454 I’m... really proud of you for getting sober. 521 00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:41,095 Plus, my kid loves you. 522 00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:42,520 You’re her fun auntie! 523 00:19:42,624 --> 00:19:44,724 It would be nice for Tulip to see you more often. 524 00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:47,937 I can’t wait to teach her how to make hot dog burritos 525 00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:49,600 and do parkour! 526 00:19:49,698 --> 00:19:52,298 Mm‐mm. You know we’re gonna keep having these same fights 527 00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:53,671 over and over again, right? 528 00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:56,669 Of course. That’s what family is. 529 00:19:57,806 --> 00:20:00,616 [despondent music] 530 00:20:03,278 --> 00:20:05,608 I’ll text you when I get home, okay? 531 00:20:05,714 --> 00:20:07,384 I love you, Mom. 532 00:20:07,483 --> 00:20:08,753 Goodbye, sweetie. 533 00:20:09,885 --> 00:20:13,595 [light upbeat music] 534 00:20:14,823 --> 00:20:16,363 [sheep bleat] 535 00:20:17,559 --> 00:20:21,089 [bleating continues] 536 00:20:21,864 --> 00:20:23,704 [doorbell rings] 537 00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:24,929 Hmm. 538 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,533 Howdy there, I’m Speckle! 539 00:20:26,635 --> 00:20:29,335 I’m the guy whose bag done did the do‐si‐do with yers. 540 00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:32,048 Yep. Them there’s my clothes, all right! 541 00:20:32,141 --> 00:20:34,241 [both laugh] 542 00:20:34,343 --> 00:20:37,313 I hope you don’t mind I tried on all your get‐up too. 543 00:20:37,412 --> 00:20:39,782 I mean it... it looks great on you! 544 00:20:39,882 --> 00:20:41,952 Your clothing is so soft. 545 00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:43,850 [sighs] It feels so good. 546 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,152 I’m almost a little sad to say so long... 547 00:20:46,255 --> 00:20:47,195 I’ll tell you what? 548 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,049 If I can keep the hat, 549 00:20:49,158 --> 00:20:50,868 you can keep the underwear. 550 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,619 ‐Deal! ‐Yeah! 551 00:20:52,728 --> 00:20:53,798 Is this a real ranch? 552 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:55,066 Where the horses at? 553 00:20:55,164 --> 00:20:56,734 It is, darlin’! They’re out back. 554 00:20:56,832 --> 00:20:59,232 You girls wanna go for a ride while I give this 555 00:20:59,334 --> 00:21:01,504 mechanical pencil salesman back his uniforms? 556 00:21:01,603 --> 00:21:03,473 ‐Oh, uh... ‐[Tuca and Bertie] Hell, yeah! 557 00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:06,172 Or are you a regional bank manager? 558 00:21:06,275 --> 00:21:08,045 Youth group pastor? 559 00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,243 Disc jockey? 560 00:21:09,344 --> 00:21:11,114 [chuckles] I’m an... I’m an architect. 561 00:21:11,213 --> 00:21:13,553 Ah, never mind. I’m a DJ. 562 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,523 [horse whinnies] 563 00:21:16,618 --> 00:21:18,778 [calm music] 564 00:21:33,035 --> 00:21:35,475 [calm music continues] 565 00:21:48,884 --> 00:21:51,124 ‐[rustling] ‐[stopwatch ticking] 566 00:21:51,653 --> 00:21:52,653 [clicks off] 567 00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:55,154 [light rustling] 568 00:21:55,824 --> 00:21:56,864 ‐[gasps] ‐[shrieks] 569 00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:58,860 [giggles] 570 00:21:58,961 --> 00:22:00,531 [laughter] 571 00:22:00,629 --> 00:22:02,229 [upbeat music] 37702

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