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Tuca & Bertie âȘ
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âȘ Bertie & Tuca
And Tuca & Bertie âȘ
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âȘ Tuca & Bertie âȘ
[vocalizes]
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[crowd cheers]
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ââȘ Tuca âȘ
ââȘ Bertie âȘ
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[Tuca and Bertie vocalizing]
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[vocalizing continues]
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[upbeat music]
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âPopcorn?
âPopped!
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âLights?
âDimmed!
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âPhones?
âSilenced!
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But still within reach
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In case the show you picked
is boring as hell
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What boringâasâhell show
did you pick?
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Buried in Oil.
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Everyone at work is obssessed
with this show
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It chronicles the 1998 oil spill
that killed 4,000 birds.
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The problem wasnât
the drilling rig.
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The problem was society.
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Okay, Iâm down to watch
some corruption.
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Just promise
you wonât fall asleep?
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Psssh, I wouldnât do that!
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Itâs nothing to be ashamed of.
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Youâre a sleepy, sexy
grandma bird.
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[snoring]
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Nice.
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You have TVâinduced narcolepsy!
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No way. I can stay awake!
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[suspenseful music]
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Youâve done the right thing.
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Tell my daughter that.
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Oh, wait, you canât. Sheâs...
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buried in oil.
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[suspenseful music]
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[Bertie snores]
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Do I know my baby Bertie
or what?
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Ooh, Iâll bring her to bed
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while I test out
my new pedometer watch!
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[laughs]
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Oooh.
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I sit so much at work,
I got this
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to encourage myself
to move more.
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Look, 16 steps so far!
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17, 18, 19!
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âDoes it count farts?
âUh, no.
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I donât think soââ
[farts]
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â[beeps]
âOoh!
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Okay, cool, bye.
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Gânight!
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Legs, stop being so kicky.
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[buzzes]
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Brain, stop being so thinky!
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[calm music]
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[bottles clink]
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Hey, do you need help?
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Yeah, Iâm fine. I just...
[groans]
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...fell out of this tree,
but Iâm okay.
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Are you sure?
I could call someone
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or take you to the hospital.
It looks bad.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Iâm, Iâm... No, Iâm good
on my own.
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Really, itâs no trouble.
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Iâm okay, I donât need any help!
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Okay, take care. Good night.
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[light music]
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I win.
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Pay up!
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You old pervert.
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[both cackle]
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â[owl hooting]
â[crickets chirping]
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Mm. Hmm.
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Ahâum...
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Hmm.
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Hi, Mamma. Itâs Tuca.
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Not much new since yesterday.
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Itâs almost fall,
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the air is getting crispy
out here.
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Just like how we like
our french fries.
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I miss you.
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And now...
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I also miss french fries.
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[light music]
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Hey, Leanne, the usual.
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Fries, extra crispy.
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A hardboiled egg, extra dry.
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And a Bloody Mary,
hold the vodka.
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Seriously, hold it,
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I donât drink.
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Blend in the bacon.
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In a toâgo cup, por favor!
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[Plant Teen 1] Did you see
Mr. Macawâs chest plume
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peeking out of his shirt today?
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Itâs so yellow.
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[Plant Teen 2] Heâs old.
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Heâs like 29.
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Youâre so thirsty.
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You are!
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Youâre so thirsty.
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[Plant Teen 1] Hoâbag.
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â[both chuckle]
â[Plant Teen 3 burps]
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I gotta go or Dad will freak.
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Can you tip?
Iâm out of new growth.
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Thanks.
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[chomps, gulps]
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[coins clink]
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Stay gold, Leanne.
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[quacks]
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â[gulps]
â[Benny] Hey, you!
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[slurps, chokes]
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Whatcha doing?
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Iâm just walking. Canât sleep.
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Me neither.
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Throw me up that toy airplane?
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I tried to make it fly.
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[grunts]
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Ah! Mayday, mayday!
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[cockroach] Wooâhoo!
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[cockroach laughing]
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âOops.
â[sighs]
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Speckle? Whatâs up?
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[mumbling]
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Okay. Catch ya later, Speckle!
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[Speckle mumbles]
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[light music]
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[clerk over PA]
Attention, drugstore customers.
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Please stop taking things off
of shelves, looking at them,
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then placing them
on different shelves.
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If you are here
to buy something,
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just buy it.
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[shoppers grumble]
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[dings]
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Oh, my sisterâs here!
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Visiting hours just ended.
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Didnât stop me yesterday
and it wonât stop me tomorrow!
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Never change, Iris!
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â[loud thud]
âHey, Terry!
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Oh, good. Youâre here.
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âAuntie Tallulah is flatlining.
âOh, no!
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I didnât finish.
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Flatlining my will to live.
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Nice. You built up suspense.
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You can have her. I give up.
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Come on, puppies.
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[puppies bark]
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[machine beeps]
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Tucala. Come here, baby.
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Hey, Auntie, whatâs good?
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Bah, your sisterâs such a rube!
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I asked her
to bring me my dressing gowns,
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but she brought
my evening gowns.
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If Iâm gonna die,
at least let it be with dignity.
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And exotic silk.
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Come on, youâre not gonna die.
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Maybe I shouldâve had babies,
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but my doctor told me
I had a mean uterus.
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[thwacks]
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Goes along with
the mean rest of you!
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[laughs]
Oh, Tuca.
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Youâre the only one
who understands me.
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Which is why I told Terry
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you have power of attorney,
not her.
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Power of attorney? Me?
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But Terryâs the oldest,
shouldnât sheââ
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I want you.
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Uh... uh... Okay, yeah.
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Yeah, I got this!
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Good. Now, did you bring
my "juice" ?
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I got it right here.
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Bottom shelf, baby.
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Cheap, but it does the job,
just like us.
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[Tuca and Tallulah chuckling]
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[alcohol pouring]
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Now, I can sleep.
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Wow, power of attorney.
Big responsibility.
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Interesting choice,
giving her alcohol.
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I see that shit go down here
all the time,
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just not usually
that flagrantly.
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I know, but it makes her happy.
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Why do you always get here
so late? Are you nocturnal?
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Nah. I donât sleep
during the day either.
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I believe the medical term is...
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"tired but still banginâ".
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That checks out.
I would know. Iâm a nurse.
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[calm music]
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Okay, tonight, I made coffee
to keep me awake.
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And instead of water,
I used other coffee.
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Coffee squared!
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We could watch something else!
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No way!
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Today, Dirk was like...
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[in deep voice]
..."Bertie, your frown face
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looks just like Mavis
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when she realized the oil
was still spilling."
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[in normal voice]
And everyone laughed.
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What did he mean?
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Do I have resting oil
spill face?
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Girl... Nah...
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Ready?
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[slurps]
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[lively music]
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Uh... just... one moment.
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You okay, Bertieâertie?
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[Bertie] Oh, man!
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â[toilet flushes]
âOkay! All set!
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â[door creaks]
âNot set!
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Hey, can I ask you something?
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[Bertie] Sure!
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My auntie gave me
power of attorney,
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whatâs that?
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My auntie gave me
power of attorney,
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Like sheâs strangled unconscious
by a demented doctor?
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[Bertie] Right.
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And she can no longer
make decisions,
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then itâs up to you
to decide what to do!
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Itâs a big deal that she
gave you that responsibility.
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Yeah! Uh...
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âCool!
â[door opens]
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âBertie!
â[Bertie groans]
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âOh, hey, Tuca.
â[toilet flushes]
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So, Bertie, you know
my step tracker? Get this.
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I got up and walked
to the vending machine
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three times today.
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And it says I walked 12 miles!
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What?
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[Bertie] Wow! Thatâs great!
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Now can you both step away
from the door
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and also maybe
leave the building?
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âWell, Iâm gonna hit the nest!
âOh, Iâll go in the bedroom
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and turn on the noise machine.
For myself.
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[Bertie] Ugh!
I am incredibly alert
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for this experience!
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â[eyes pop open]
âNope.
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[light music]
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[light music continues]
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Whatâs all this?
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Duh, itâs
Vintage Sexy Campy Movie.
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Itâs cool.
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Itâs like sexy but like silly.
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We can watch it and process
our sexual feelings
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without pressure
to actually have sex IRL.
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âHmm...
â[background chatter]
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Hey, whoa, hey, excuse me?
Whoa... Donât... Uh... Mm...
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
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Shh, just come on...
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Itâs biking... for everybody...
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[bell rings]
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Itâs biking... for everybody...
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âȘ Letâs see your freaky side
Come out âȘ
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âȘ You feel unchained
Now donât be feeble âȘ
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âȘ I wanna be a sexual eagle! âȘ
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Honey, no!
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Oh, I canât believe
Iâve never seen this before.
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This is horny as shit!
[crunches]
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Stop the film!
Thereâs a bird present
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whoâs never seen
Vintage Sexy Campy Movie!
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[audience gasps]
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Thatâs me! Is there a prize?
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We have a virgin in our midst
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and what do we do with virgins?
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00:11:01,270 --> 00:11:05,608
[audience chanting]
Sacrifice. Sacrifice. Sacrifice.
261
00:11:05,608 --> 00:11:07,476
Lemme go! Iâm not a virgin!
262
00:11:07,476 --> 00:11:09,712
â[grunting]
âHey!
263
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:13,783
So I havenât seen it,
but I have had sex.
264
00:11:13,783 --> 00:11:14,850
[audience gasps]
265
00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:18,221
So I havenât seen it,
but I have had sex.
266
00:11:18,221 --> 00:11:19,221
Am I wrong?
267
00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:22,325
[metal clangs]
268
00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:23,593
Sorry, that was me.
269
00:11:23,593 --> 00:11:24,894
I just dropped a pin.
270
00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:26,562
Also, Iâm a virgin!
271
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:27,663
I thought so.
272
00:11:27,663 --> 00:11:29,632
So yâall curious about sex?
273
00:11:29,632 --> 00:11:31,133
Listen to your Auntie Tuca,
274
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:33,803
Iâm gonna teach you more
than this movie ever could.
275
00:11:33,803 --> 00:11:35,905
By the power of attorney!
276
00:11:35,905 --> 00:11:38,174
[grandiose music]
277
00:11:38,174 --> 00:11:39,542
[upbeat music]
278
00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:40,910
Remember the Three Tâs.
279
00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:43,980
Trim, Tease,
and only some Teeth.
280
00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:46,249
And thatâs [bleep]âEating 101.
281
00:11:46,249 --> 00:11:47,516
[lively music]
282
00:11:47,516 --> 00:11:51,087
Next week, I want a 1,500âword
essay on hand jobs
283
00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:53,689
and their use
in erotic power structures.
284
00:11:53,689 --> 00:11:55,791
And donât be trying
to plagiarize!
285
00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:58,527
I wrote all those entries
on Dickipedia,
286
00:11:58,527 --> 00:11:59,797
Iâll be able to tell!
287
00:12:02,665 --> 00:12:04,165
[sighs]
288
00:12:05,368 --> 00:12:08,170
[light music]
289
00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:09,770
[moans, smooches]
290
00:12:10,973 --> 00:12:12,108
[burps]
291
00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:13,175
[moans]
292
00:12:13,175 --> 00:12:15,245
[light music]
293
00:12:20,983 --> 00:12:22,283
[yelps]
294
00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:25,755
Phew!
295
00:12:25,755 --> 00:12:26,822
[bell rings]
296
00:12:26,822 --> 00:12:28,824
Speckle, watch out!
297
00:12:28,824 --> 00:12:31,227
[mumbles]
Thunkoo.
298
00:12:31,227 --> 00:12:33,767
I should probably
tell Bertie about this.
299
00:12:35,131 --> 00:12:37,466
[tranquil music]
300
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,806
[crickets chirping]
301
00:12:41,437 --> 00:12:42,777
[sighs]
302
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,043
Hey, lady! Tell me a story!
303
00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:50,880
Once there was a little boy
who went to sleep! The end!
304
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,948
âI donât wanna sleep.
âWhy not?
305
00:12:52,948 --> 00:12:54,884
I donât like doing stuff
by myself.
306
00:12:54,884 --> 00:12:56,085
Itâs not fair.
307
00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:58,721
My parents are nighttime friends
with each other.
308
00:12:58,721 --> 00:13:00,856
I wish I had a nighttime friend.
309
00:13:00,856 --> 00:13:03,292
Good point.
I have a daytime friend,
310
00:13:03,292 --> 00:13:04,260
but itâs not the same.
311
00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:06,829
Oh! Oh! We could be
I hnighttime friends! nd,
312
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,564
Sounds creepy.
313
00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:09,804
Nope!
314
00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:14,278
[gentle music]
315
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,781
You going by the hospital?
316
00:13:25,781 --> 00:13:27,411
You betcha, hop in.
317
00:13:29,485 --> 00:13:33,055
So, I always wondered,
do you guys actually clean?
318
00:13:33,055 --> 00:13:35,124
Or is this just a way
to ticket people
319
00:13:35,124 --> 00:13:36,892
who forget to move their cars?
320
00:13:36,892 --> 00:13:38,794
Nobody thinks this job
is important,
321
00:13:38,794 --> 00:13:41,494
but this city would be filthy
without me.
322
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:44,900
Whoa, dude, whoa!
323
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:47,236
Filthy! Filthy! Filthy!
324
00:13:47,236 --> 00:13:49,846
âAll filthy!
â[engine revs]
325
00:13:51,474 --> 00:13:52,942
[children cheer]
326
00:13:52,942 --> 00:13:55,511
You canât do that!
A city needs its smut!
327
00:13:55,511 --> 00:13:56,746
It needs flavor!
328
00:13:56,746 --> 00:13:58,047
Iâd like to clean you.
329
00:13:58,047 --> 00:14:01,283
Those short shorts should be
regularâlength shorts!
330
00:14:01,283 --> 00:14:03,085
Oh, hell no!
331
00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:04,285
â[grunts]
â[shrieks]
332
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:10,488
Ow!
333
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:15,698
The filth was inside me
all along!
334
00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:18,138
And itâs beautiful!
335
00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:22,071
There she is!
336
00:14:22,071 --> 00:14:24,006
A sight for tired eyes.
337
00:14:24,006 --> 00:14:25,541
Hey, Auntie! Whatâs goinâ on?
338
00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:29,044
My dinner burned my mouth
and my feet are ice.
339
00:14:29,044 --> 00:14:31,714
I can do something about
your tootsies at least.
340
00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:33,916
Look at you, taking care of me.
341
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,551
Feels like my birthday.
342
00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:37,019
[laughs]
343
00:14:37,019 --> 00:14:40,222
And you always
bring me my juice!
344
00:14:40,222 --> 00:14:43,259
I require a heavy pour tonight.
345
00:14:43,259 --> 00:14:44,126
Well...
346
00:14:44,126 --> 00:14:46,128
âsurprise!
â[squeaks]
347
00:14:46,128 --> 00:14:47,863
I didnât bring a nightcap
348
00:14:47,863 --> 00:14:51,467
but heâs wearing a nightcap.
Get it?
349
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:53,235
Youâre kidding, right?
350
00:14:53,235 --> 00:14:54,170
I was thinking.
351
00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,638
You gave me power of attorney
352
00:14:55,638 --> 00:14:58,307
and that means Iâm supposed
to do whatâs best for you.
353
00:14:58,307 --> 00:15:01,043
Youâre here to get better,
right?
354
00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:02,912
Well, you sweet thing.
355
00:15:02,912 --> 00:15:04,580
Youâre right.
356
00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,148
Thank you for looking out.
357
00:15:06,148 --> 00:15:09,285
Now, itâs been a day, baby.
358
00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:13,556
Give Auntie some quiet
so she can rest, hmm?
359
00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:16,666
Sure, Auntie. Sleep well, okay?
[smooches]
360
00:15:17,927 --> 00:15:19,762
[Tallulah] Tuca, dear?
361
00:15:19,762 --> 00:15:21,263
Almost forgot.
362
00:15:21,263 --> 00:15:25,668
Iâve decided to give
the power of attorney to Terry.
363
00:15:25,668 --> 00:15:26,735
Oh.
364
00:15:26,735 --> 00:15:28,337
Well, itâs for the best.
365
00:15:28,337 --> 00:15:30,940
You donât want this
responsibility.
366
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:33,209
Iâm doing you a favor.
367
00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:36,212
Yeah, I mean,
I already have a job.
368
00:15:36,212 --> 00:15:38,347
Being the life of the party.
369
00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:39,482
Hey, hey!
370
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:40,816
Atta girl.
371
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:42,451
Now, hereâs an easy job.
372
00:15:42,451 --> 00:15:46,655
Take these gowns
to that consignment shop uptown.
373
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,190
Then bring me the cash.
374
00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:50,590
Um... Sure thing, Tallulah.
375
00:15:52,795 --> 00:15:56,131
Hey. Wanna go look
at some babies?
376
00:15:56,131 --> 00:15:57,233
[baby birds chirping]
377
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,368
âAww.
âCute, huh?
378
00:15:59,368 --> 00:16:00,598
[crackles]
379
00:16:02,371 --> 00:16:04,541
[screeching]
380
00:16:05,808 --> 00:16:09,345
[baby birds chirping]
381
00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:11,213
[spluttering]
382
00:16:11,213 --> 00:16:12,343
[coughs]
383
00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:14,450
Gross!
384
00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:15,384
[chomps]
385
00:16:15,384 --> 00:16:17,486
Gross!
386
00:16:17,486 --> 00:16:19,755
Sometimes, I wish
all of my patients
387
00:16:19,755 --> 00:16:21,056
could be as sweet as these guys.
388
00:16:21,056 --> 00:16:22,396
You mean Tallulah?
389
00:16:23,893 --> 00:16:25,628
Ah, donât let her get to you.
390
00:16:25,628 --> 00:16:26,829
Thatâs just how she is.
391
00:16:26,829 --> 00:16:28,359
Sheâs a roast master!
392
00:16:29,665 --> 00:16:31,605
[slow upbeat music]
393
00:16:38,974 --> 00:16:41,744
[fast upbeat music]
394
00:16:48,784 --> 00:16:50,819
Okay, I took a power nap.
395
00:16:50,819 --> 00:16:53,155
I have zero poop left
in my body.
396
00:16:53,155 --> 00:16:54,423
I can do this.
397
00:16:54,423 --> 00:16:57,063
Speckle, weâre starting
the show!
398
00:16:58,460 --> 00:16:59,328
âOh!
âEep!
399
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,096
What happened to your legs?
400
00:17:01,096 --> 00:17:02,298
The smartwatch was a bad idea.
401
00:17:02,298 --> 00:17:04,567
Iâm getting too ripped.
You know?
402
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:05,668
So jacked.
403
00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:07,038
Let me see something.
404
00:17:09,104 --> 00:17:10,940
Squeeze that corn, Specko.
405
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:12,370
[rustling]
406
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,610
[crunches]
407
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:17,446
Mmm, bootcutâflavored!
408
00:17:17,446 --> 00:17:19,915
If he knows the truth,
weâre dead.
409
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:22,284
Weâre dead anyway! Look around!
410
00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:25,020
I would,
but I canât move my head.
411
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:28,591
I think... I hate this show?
412
00:17:28,591 --> 00:17:29,491
Itâs not good.
413
00:17:29,491 --> 00:17:31,460
I think... I hate this show?
414
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,730
âYeah!
âIâll get the jam!
415
00:17:36,398 --> 00:17:37,398
[moans]
416
00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:40,404
[gentle music]
417
00:17:42,504 --> 00:17:45,240
[Tallulah] Remember Uncle Jerry,
the doctor?
418
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,176
[laughs]
Well, he said I had
419
00:17:47,176 --> 00:17:48,577
a mean uterââ
420
00:17:48,577 --> 00:17:50,379
Mean uterus.
Yeah, youâve told me before.
421
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:52,848
I brought the snacks
you asked for.
422
00:17:52,848 --> 00:17:55,084
These are the day chips.
423
00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:58,424
I asked for my evening chips!
424
00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:03,158
Whereâs the other nurse
that usually works this shift?
425
00:18:03,158 --> 00:18:05,358
Kara? Itâs her night off.
426
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:10,102
[soft music]
427
00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:13,073
[bottles clink]
428
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,776
[soft music continues]
429
00:18:43,766 --> 00:18:45,801
Hey! Watcha doing?
430
00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:46,735
Getting nurse stuff?
431
00:18:46,735 --> 00:18:49,004
Well, in addition
to being a nurse,
432
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,340
I also happen to be a civilian
433
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:53,308
who has to buy
regular person stuff.
434
00:18:53,308 --> 00:18:55,044
But in this instance, yes,
435
00:18:55,044 --> 00:18:56,912
I happen to be
getting nurse stuff.
436
00:18:56,912 --> 00:19:00,412
Do you like hardboiled eggs?
437
00:19:03,719 --> 00:19:05,120
[chomps]
Mmm.
438
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,590
âMmâhm.
âMm.
439
00:19:08,891 --> 00:19:11,191
[tranquil music]
440
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,198
Oh, he was my patient.
441
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,000
And her. That guy too.
442
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,869
Wow, okay. These were
all my patients.
443
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,271
I know this makes me seem bad
444
00:19:22,271 --> 00:19:23,372
at keeping people alive,
445
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:25,407
but if you look at it
in context,
446
00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:27,476
I mean, weâre in a cemetery.
447
00:19:27,476 --> 00:19:28,610
Mmâhmm.
448
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:31,346
And my patients
are all really old.
449
00:19:31,346 --> 00:19:34,686
I dunno, seems like you might be
a bad nurse.
450
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,854
[Plant Teen 1]
Yo, spooky spirits,
451
00:19:38,854 --> 00:19:39,855
weâre chill,
452
00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:45,294
[Plant Teen 1]
Yo, spooky spirits,
453
00:19:45,294 --> 00:19:48,731
[Plant Teen 2]
Oh, ew, heâs like 35!
454
00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:49,798
[Plant Teen 1] Ew!
455
00:19:49,798 --> 00:19:51,858
[crickets chirping]
456
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:54,928
[laughs]
457
00:19:56,338 --> 00:19:58,941
Hey! Will you sing me a lullaby?
458
00:19:58,941 --> 00:20:00,909
Youâre always asking me
for stuff!
459
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,544
Iâm busy!
460
00:20:02,544 --> 00:20:07,049
âȘ Little bluebird
Donât be so blue âȘ
461
00:20:07,049 --> 00:20:12,449
âȘ Sleep now, bluebird
Tomorrowâs brand new âȘ
462
00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:16,225
âȘ Youâre not alone, bluebird âȘ
463
00:20:16,225 --> 00:20:18,393
âȘ Though lonelyâs the trend âȘ
464
00:20:18,393 --> 00:20:21,029
âȘ Weâre here with you, bird âȘ
465
00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:24,900
âȘ Weâre your nighttime friends
466
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:28,203
Hey, stop singing at our kid!
Heâs only 15!
467
00:20:28,203 --> 00:20:29,471
Fifteen?
468
00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:31,671
[voice cracking]
Iâm a late bloomer.
469
00:20:34,676 --> 00:20:36,746
[soft music]
470
00:20:39,314 --> 00:20:41,584
[soft music continues]
471
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:46,555
[water rushing]
472
00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:49,224
Ha, they look like
theyâre barfing!
473
00:20:49,224 --> 00:20:50,359
Violently!
474
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:52,895
Blarf! Blarf!
475
00:20:52,895 --> 00:20:54,296
So, do you live close by?
476
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,165
In that lighthouse over there.
477
00:20:56,165 --> 00:20:57,933
Iâm not the keeper, I rent.
478
00:20:57,933 --> 00:20:58,834
The spotlightâs annoying
479
00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:00,369
but since Iâm at work
most nights,
480
00:21:00,369 --> 00:21:01,637
it doesnât bother me.
481
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:03,005
Cool!
482
00:21:03,005 --> 00:21:05,073
Hey, I was thinking...
483
00:21:05,073 --> 00:21:06,575
youâre right about my auntie.
484
00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:08,343
Sheâs always dicked me around.
485
00:21:08,343 --> 00:21:10,145
Youâd think
Iâd know better by now.
486
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,347
Yeah, but you love her anyways.
487
00:21:12,347 --> 00:21:13,917
And thatâs the nice thing
about you.
488
00:21:16,952 --> 00:21:18,282
[bell rings]
489
00:21:22,224 --> 00:21:27,296
â[Speckle] Mrow! Mreow! Mrow!
â[row team] Row! Row! Row!
490
00:21:27,296 --> 00:21:28,430
Tuca!
491
00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:31,967
Tell... Bertie... this... shit.
492
00:21:31,967 --> 00:21:34,677
[tranquil music]
493
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,109
âSleepy?
â[yawns]
494
00:21:41,109 --> 00:21:43,345
Actually, yeah.
495
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,645
Come here.
496
00:21:47,082 --> 00:21:52,221
âȘ Nighttimeâs only
A dark shade of blue âȘ
497
00:21:52,221 --> 00:21:54,756
âȘ And pretty soon, birdy âȘ
498
00:21:54,756 --> 00:21:57,626
âȘ Bright blues
Will shine through âȘ
499
00:21:57,626 --> 00:22:01,363
âȘ So sleep little bluebird âȘ
500
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:04,499
âȘ Sleep bitty bluebird âȘ
501
00:22:04,499 --> 00:22:09,299
âȘ Until that cool hue âȘ
502
00:22:11,807 --> 00:22:13,847
[gentle music]
503
00:22:43,705 --> 00:22:44,875
[burbles]
504
00:22:47,109 --> 00:22:50,112
[gurgling]
505
00:22:50,112 --> 00:22:52,542
[suspenseful music]
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