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This will be fun.
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Iâve never been
to a bachelorette party before!
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Me neither.
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Itâs cool Speckleâs sister
invited me.
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Iâve only met her once
and I was blackout drunk,
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but I guess I made
a good impression!
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Iâm worried she doesnât like me.
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Last time we visited
for the holidays,
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I got carried away
during Puzzle Night.
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Start with the edges!
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Nobody do anything else
until the edges are finished!
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Can I get a snack?
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No!
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No.
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Maybe Dottie thinks
Iâm an uptight weirdo.
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Well, Iâm just happy
she invited me.
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As you know, I must accept
every invitation I get.
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Just like a vampire.
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â
âUm...
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Arenât bachelorette parties
really drinky though?
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Will it be awkward
if I donât drink?
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Well, what if
I donât drink either?
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Oh, you donât have to.
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I donât even like drinking
that much.
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Iâll be your sober wingwoman!
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Aw, okay. And Iâll be your
social lubricant.
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Iâll lube you up good.
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Yeah? Youâll stick with me?
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Argh. I get so shy in groups.
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And Dottie can be intimidating.
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Of course, Iâve got your back!
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Yo, over here!
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âȘ Bad, bad, bad bitch
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Sup, bitches?
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Oh, and I donât mean "bitches"
in a pejorative way.
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Iâm reclaiming it,
you stupid whores!
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âȘ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie
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âȘ Bertie & Tuca
And Tuca & Bertie âȘ
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âȘ Tuca & Bertie
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ââȘ Tuca
ââȘ Bertie
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Dang, what did you bring?
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You know they have stores
in Planteau, right?
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I know, I overpacked.
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I just like to be prepared
when I travel.
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Oh, me too!
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I love that fanny.
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Iâve had this trusty gal
for 20 years.
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Youâre a good olâ girl,
ainâtcha?
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Yes, you are! Yes, you are!
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What else is in there?
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A 20âyearâold candy egg
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and the best game of MASH
ever played.
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Check this out.
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Youâre a divorced shark trainer
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who lives in a mansion
with 56 children?
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Mmâhm.
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Hey, girls, Iâm Reese.
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Dottieâs best friend
from high school.
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You both excited
for this weekend?
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âEh, yeah!
âSort of!
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Good! âCause Iâve got
a packed itinerary here.
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Oh, itâs not all partying
and penis hats?
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Naw, we be classy bishes.
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Tomorrow, Iâve booked
a charity brunch.
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Each brunch you eat buys
a free brunch for a kid
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who canât afford brunch! What?
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Then weâll visit
the cultural museum,
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maybe do a little shopping...
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and then weâre gonna get
freakinâ drunk.
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Yeah, we are!
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Then Sundayâs packed,
but if everyoneâs feeling tired,
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we can stay in and do a puzzle!
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Maybe no puzzles.
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âExcuse me.
âBachelor coming through.
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Watch out!
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âȘ Yeah, boy
We gonâ keep on rocking âȘ
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Oh, I canât see you.
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The bachelors are not allowed
to interact
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with the bachelorettes!
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Have a fun weekend, okay?
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And if Iâm forced to go
to a strip club,
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Iâll admire the pole dancing
techniques and that is it.
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Iâll be like, "Nice invert
on that diva dive!
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Hereâs 20 dollars
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because I respect your
athleticism!"
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Pfft, I donât care,
just do whatever!
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You know, like they say,
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"What entertains in Planteau,
remains in Planteau!"
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Donât ask why my fiancĂ© insisted
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on having his bachelor party
in the same place,
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at the same time,
as my bachelorette.
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Red flag much?
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I love you too, sweetie!
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Whatever, stalker!
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â
âIâm Lulu.
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âLotion?
âUh...
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Iâm Lola. Lavender oil?
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Yes and yes!
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Uh, no, thanks, Iâm good!
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"Planteau is
an ecological wonder.
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The city has
a delicate ecosystem.
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And the natural vegetation
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is susceptible
to outside infections.
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Though recent efforts
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have focused on making
the area more hospitable,
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tourists should still be mindful
of their surroundings.
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There are lots of poisonous
flora and fauna in Planteau,
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so avoid handling
or ingesting the following..."
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This is a long list!
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Wait, when did we get
to the hotel?
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Twenty minutes ago.
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Cheers, skanks!
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âCheers!
âYay!
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âWooâhoo!
âCheers, you wanton strumpets!
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A plague upon thee harlots.
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Ah, too much, uh, sorry.
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Yâall ready
for that Planteau nightlife?
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Aw, yeah!
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Iâve already got
my outfit picked out!
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Itâs this one. Iâm wearing this.
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So, what inspired
this choice of destination?
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They say the air
is so fresh here,
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it gets you wasted
twice as fast!
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â
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Okay, guys, listen up.
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I appreciate you all
coming on this trip.
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For real.
Youâre my inner circle.
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Youâre my bro fam.
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And I trust all of you
to be cool, all right?
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So this is your last chance
to leave
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if you canât handle this shizz.
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Huh? Handle what shizz?
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Why is everyone nodding?
Why am I nodding?
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As most of you know,
Iâve gone deep into debt
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paying for this wedding.
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The wedding industrial complex
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is a beautiful,
bloodâthirsty succubus
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who has dug her sticky wet claws
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deep into my throbbing pecs.
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So hereâs the plan.
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Tomorrow, weâre gonna go
to the Planteau Cultural Museum.
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Weâre gonna get
a cutting from a rare plant
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called the "Scarlet Headcup".
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Iâve connected
with a plant smuggler
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who will give me big money
for it.
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Any questions?
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Oh, so... no strip club?
Huh. Okay.
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Wow, heâs so talented.
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Do you think he gets benefits?
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Do strippers even have unions?
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Here, thisâll benefit him!
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âAh! Hyah! Hyah!
â
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Yeah, Tuca.
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Oh, make it rain on that tomato!
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Go on, Dottie! Get rocked!
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You donât have to
if you donât want to, okay?
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Itâs up to you!
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You have agency!
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Get that tomato, girl!
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â
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Woo!
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Argh! Congrats
on your engagement!
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Woo! Yeah! Take another bite!
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Keep eating him!
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Eat his whole body
and digest him
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and then poop him out!
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Ooh!
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âSorry.
âI liked it!
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Oh, I ordered dirty palomas
for everyone!
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Thanks, but Tuca and I
arenât drinking.
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Could I get
a tomato juice, though?
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Iâm suddenly craving it
like crazy!
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Hey, look, I got you a mocktail!
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Itâs pineapple! And pork.
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My favorite!
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Man, this is tough.
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I donât even drink
that much normally,
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but itâs hard to socialize
without it.
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âYou can drink if you want.
âNo way.
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I said Iâd stay sober.
I can do it!
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Ladies,
letâs go check out the roof!
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Ooh, this is nice!
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Wow, Lola,
I wish we could go swimming.
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But, Lulu,
we didnât bring suits!
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Yâall ever met
a pool slut before?
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A pool slut will do anything
to get in a pool.
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Anything!
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Whoo!
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Whoo, normally, I would need
a drink to loosen up here.
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âWant a sip?
âOh, no.
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Like I said, "No drinking
for me this weekend!"
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Oh! I feel so free!
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Oh, Iâm comfortable
with my body!
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I felt nervous
but then Tuca made it okay!
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Dottie, girl, get in here!
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Nuhâuh, I canât risk
being seen nude in public,
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my work would shit.
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But, you, biotches, go for it!
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Forward! March!
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Hyah!
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Whoo!
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Bertie, why arenât you
getting in?
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Oh, I prefer to watch.
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Not in a pervy way!
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I, I just appreciate
the feminine form!
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âNope, thatâs worse.
âOh, god.
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You ladies need to get out!
Please!
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So, Dottie,
howâs your life beenââ
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Youâll never catch me!
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âViva Pool Slut!
â
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Ugh, bachelorettes!
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Oh, what was that, Bertie?
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â
âHa!
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Tuca is such a riot!
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Yeah, she is.
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Wait! What?
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You didnât mention
we were getting the cutting
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from the Mayor of Planteau?
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Keep your voice down!
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And, yes, I told you,
itâs a very special plant.
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Wait, Iâm sorry, but itâs
super weird that heâs the mayor,
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but heâs also just a plant
in a pot at the museum?
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Well, this is also
the Planteau City Hall
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if that helps it makes sense.
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No. It doesnât!
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â
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Come on here, right over here.
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Over there.
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Ah!
231
00:09:39,489 --> 00:09:41,019
â
232
00:09:43,926 --> 00:09:46,096
âOh.
âHmm.
233
00:09:53,769 --> 00:09:55,639
â
âCheers!
234
00:09:56,439 --> 00:09:57,439
Oh!
235
00:10:04,147 --> 00:10:07,057
â
âWhoo!
236
00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:10,723
Tuca, come over here
and serve me some moves!
237
00:10:10,753 --> 00:10:12,253
Coming right up!
238
00:10:12,288 --> 00:10:14,258
Wait, Tuca!
239
00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,120
â
240
00:10:31,974 --> 00:10:35,474
âDrugs?
âYogurtâcovered almonds.
241
00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:38,111
You all wanna get really crazy?
242
00:10:38,147 --> 00:10:39,257
Drugs?
243
00:10:39,282 --> 00:10:42,082
Chocolateâcovered
espresso beans.
244
00:10:42,118 --> 00:10:43,558
Oh, shit.
245
00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:46,026
âOh, shit!
â
246
00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,465
Oh, my god, Bertie,
Iâm so happy to see you,
247
00:10:51,494 --> 00:10:53,034
today has been so wild...
248
00:10:53,062 --> 00:10:54,392
Ha ha, shush.
249
00:10:54,430 --> 00:10:57,830
I donât wanna hear about
all your lap dances, party boy!
250
00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:59,007
No, you donât understand,
251
00:10:59,035 --> 00:11:00,935
Iâm worried weâre
in big trouble.
252
00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:01,900
Argh!
253
00:11:01,938 --> 00:11:05,148
What abides in Planteau
resides in Planteau!
254
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,565
Oh, too much bacheloretting.
255
00:11:25,595 --> 00:11:27,395
Whoo...
256
00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:30,260
Oh, my throat is so sore
from "whooâing".
257
00:11:30,299 --> 00:11:31,959
Whoo... Canât even.
258
00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:33,671
You girls go hard.
259
00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:36,603
You gotta try this cocktail.
260
00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:39,869
Itâs peeshes and... grass?
261
00:11:39,909 --> 00:11:42,979
No, thanks, Lola.
Iâm not drinking.
262
00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:46,682
I refuse to buy a new chapstick
until Iâve used the whole thing.
263
00:11:46,716 --> 00:11:48,656
âȘ Youâre gonna lose it
264
00:11:48,684 --> 00:11:50,984
Oh, damn, is that a candy egg?
265
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,820
I havenât seen one of those
since I was a kid!
266
00:11:52,855 --> 00:11:53,995
Yeah, they stopped making them
267
00:11:54,023 --> 00:11:56,023
because too many kids
were choking on them.
268
00:11:56,058 --> 00:11:58,988
Or not enough kids?
I donât remember.
269
00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:01,098
Well, what else you got
in that fanny?
270
00:12:01,130 --> 00:12:02,290
Check these out.
271
00:12:02,331 --> 00:12:04,361
Twentyâyearâold baseball cards,
272
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,560
some of these guys are hot!
273
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:08,271
This is my portable spank bank.
274
00:12:09,872 --> 00:12:12,142
What about you, Bertie?
Whatâs in that big bag?
275
00:12:12,174 --> 00:12:14,744
âOh, well...
âSheâs got everything in there!
276
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,447
Thereâs a miniature pharmacy,
general store,
277
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:21,210
library, rangerâs station,
OBGYN...
278
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,120
Tuca, stop.
279
00:12:23,152 --> 00:12:24,952
I just like to be prepared.
280
00:12:24,987 --> 00:12:27,057
Whatâs this!
Why would you need this?
281
00:12:27,089 --> 00:12:29,759
Well, what if a building
collapses, and Iâm trapped,
282
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,092
and the only food I can reach
is in cans?
283
00:12:33,529 --> 00:12:35,529
Bertie, youâre so intense.
284
00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:37,404
How did you even get this
on the plane?
285
00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:38,503
I donât know.
286
00:12:38,534 --> 00:12:41,334
Iâve got a canâdo spirit.
287
00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:44,400
Heh heh!
288
00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:48,672
Tuca, come pick a song
on the jukebox!
289
00:12:48,711 --> 00:12:50,881
Okay, but itâs gonna be
the worst song.
290
00:12:50,913 --> 00:12:53,353
Eighteen times in a row
âcause thatâs how I do it!
291
00:12:57,687 --> 00:12:59,597
â
âOoh, yeah!
292
00:12:59,622 --> 00:13:01,452
Chug it, Bertie! Whoo!
293
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,790
âOh, yeah!
âHuh?
294
00:13:04,593 --> 00:13:06,593
Whooâhoohoo!
295
00:13:06,629 --> 00:13:08,659
Ouch!
296
00:13:11,901 --> 00:13:13,071
Okay, wow.
297
00:13:13,102 --> 00:13:14,732
That was freakinâ crazy,
298
00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:17,270
but we all got away
and weâre all safe.
299
00:13:17,306 --> 00:13:19,776
Uh, the buyer should be
on his way right now.
300
00:13:19,809 --> 00:13:21,069
âSpeckle, you got that cutting?
âYep.
301
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:23,040
You know, after we do this
plant handâoff,
302
00:13:23,079 --> 00:13:26,779
thereâs still time to have
some bachelor weekend fun.
303
00:13:26,816 --> 00:13:28,616
I found a brochure
304
00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:31,021
for disco bowling
at the airport.
305
00:13:31,053 --> 00:13:33,353
âMy dude, the cutting?
âOh, sure.
306
00:13:35,658 --> 00:13:38,368
Whoa. Itâs... so pretty.
307
00:13:38,394 --> 00:13:39,664
Wah!
308
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,435
Oh, crap!
309
00:13:41,464 --> 00:13:42,864
â
âYou okay, bro?
310
00:13:42,898 --> 00:13:47,798
Iâm fine. I feel...
a little woozley?
311
00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:54,377
Oh, is it jusâ me or did it jusâ
get extremely okay in here?
312
00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:55,840
â
âOh, no!
313
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,338
Dude, thatâs the buyer. Okay.
314
00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:58,840
Uh, just, just sit tight,
Speckle.
315
00:13:58,881 --> 00:13:59,951
Weâre gonna get you some...
316
00:13:59,982 --> 00:14:02,212
like ginkgo biloba or something,
all right?
317
00:14:02,251 --> 00:14:03,751
Hang in there, baby boy.
318
00:14:03,786 --> 00:14:05,456
This is your home.
319
00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:07,298
Uh, hello.
Itâs just right over there.
320
00:14:07,323 --> 00:14:08,523
She has to stay.
321
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:09,667
âHey, buddy.
âNo, no...
322
00:14:09,692 --> 00:14:12,192
Time to, uh... Time to hand over
the plant, okay?
323
00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:14,168
No. You keep away!
324
00:14:14,196 --> 00:14:15,866
Argh! Bye!
325
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,358
Damn! Iâm a bad brotherâinâlaw.
326
00:14:18,401 --> 00:14:21,071
âNo, dude, no.
âNo. Bro. I am.
327
00:14:22,438 --> 00:14:24,378
Youâre a good dude, man.
328
00:14:28,544 --> 00:14:30,484
Hey, where are you going?
329
00:14:30,513 --> 00:14:32,243
Iâm just heading back
to the hotel.
330
00:14:32,281 --> 00:14:33,211
I got tired.
331
00:14:33,249 --> 00:14:36,119
Iâm ready to leave too,
Iâll walk with you.
332
00:14:40,456 --> 00:14:42,096
Wow. What a fun night.
333
00:14:42,124 --> 00:14:43,124
Yeah.
334
00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:46,197
Those girls are wild.
335
00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:47,528
Hard to keep up with them.
336
00:14:47,563 --> 00:14:49,733
Iâm usually in bed by now.
337
00:14:51,534 --> 00:14:53,204
Did you enjoy your drink?
338
00:14:53,235 --> 00:14:54,805
I just wanted to relax.
339
00:14:54,837 --> 00:14:57,077
âWeâre on vacation.
âOkay.
340
00:14:57,106 --> 00:14:59,246
Itâs harder for me, Tuca,
you know that.
341
00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:02,575
I canât just get naked
and jump in a pool like you can.
342
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,541
I never asked you
to stay sober for me!
343
00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,380
Well, I wanted to, butââ
344
00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:07,785
Why would you lie about it?
345
00:15:07,817 --> 00:15:10,457
I donât know!
I... I felt embarrassed, okay!
346
00:15:10,486 --> 00:15:13,556
Look, I told you I was nervous
about what Dottie thinks of me,
347
00:15:13,589 --> 00:15:15,489
and, Tuca,
you just left me alone.
348
00:15:15,524 --> 00:15:17,994
Why do you care
what she thinks anyway?
349
00:15:20,329 --> 00:15:22,960
â
350
00:15:25,367 --> 00:15:27,077
âOoh!
âHuh!
351
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,118
No. Screw that. Hmm.
352
00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:36,643
âBertie, donât!
âYou donât need to take this!
353
00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:37,779
Bertie, just let it go!
354
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,853
Youâve been working on that
candy egg for 20 years!
355
00:15:39,882 --> 00:15:42,152
It means nothing to them!
And you.
356
00:15:42,184 --> 00:15:45,994
You canât just point guns
at people, itâs dangerous!
357
00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:48,750
How dare you!
358
00:15:48,791 --> 00:15:50,021
Weâre guests in your town
359
00:15:50,059 --> 00:15:53,489
and weâve been very respectful
of the native flora!
360
00:15:53,529 --> 00:15:55,529
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
361
00:15:55,564 --> 00:15:56,834
Come on.
362
00:16:01,904 --> 00:16:05,174
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
363
00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:09,582
Run, Speckle! Run for your life!
364
00:16:09,612 --> 00:16:11,642
You should get
the outta here!
365
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,010
You guys are bossy.
366
00:16:30,266 --> 00:16:33,176
Ooh, get it, Speckle!
367
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,772
Kick, kick, kick!
368
00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:45,140
Hey! Let me go!
369
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:48,350
I no longer smuggle,
I am one with the plants now.
370
00:16:48,384 --> 00:16:50,284
I am but their mulch.
371
00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:52,279
Aw, thatâs great.
372
00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:54,191
Iâm so happy for you!
373
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:58,562
Hi, I need to cancel
a credit card
374
00:16:58,594 --> 00:16:59,834
for Roberta Songthrush.
375
00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:01,432
And they grabbed your
fanny pack?
376
00:17:01,463 --> 00:17:02,593
Did they take anything else?
377
00:17:02,631 --> 00:17:04,701
No, Bertie got my stuff back.
378
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,073
They only took her bag.
379
00:17:06,101 --> 00:17:08,431
Did they match either of these?
380
00:17:08,470 --> 00:17:11,040
This one is sumac,
this one is poison oak,
381
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,573
and this one is poison ivy.
382
00:17:12,608 --> 00:17:14,748
They have leaves
in groups of three.
383
00:17:14,777 --> 00:17:17,117
Um, Iâm not sure. It was dark.
384
00:17:17,146 --> 00:17:20,256
Aw, just guess and pick one!
Please?
385
00:17:20,282 --> 00:17:22,752
Itâs okay, you can just look
at a lineâup later
386
00:17:22,785 --> 00:17:24,125
and pick anyone.
387
00:17:24,153 --> 00:17:25,683
Ooh, yay, I love lineâups!
388
00:17:25,721 --> 00:17:27,751
Yay! This is fun!
389
00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:30,320
I got this job
right out of high school!
390
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,630
Thank you
for returning my daughter.
391
00:17:40,669 --> 00:17:43,939
Youâre welcome,
Mayor of Planteau.
392
00:17:43,973 --> 00:17:45,773
She has
a rich and fecund future
393
00:17:45,808 --> 00:17:48,048
and will do many great things
in Planteau.
394
00:17:48,077 --> 00:17:50,217
I plan to get her a position
on the city council,
395
00:17:50,245 --> 00:17:51,385
for starters.
396
00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:52,283
It isnât nepotism.
397
00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:55,114
Sheâs just the right plant
for the job.
398
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,150
Oh, okay.
399
00:17:56,185 --> 00:17:57,855
To show you my gratitude,
400
00:17:57,886 --> 00:18:01,296
I shall bestow you
with a valuable reward.
401
00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:03,093
Oh, great! I can give it
402
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,295
to Gordon to help him pay
for his wedding.
403
00:18:05,327 --> 00:18:06,597
Wah!
404
00:18:06,629 --> 00:18:10,029
Oh, no...
405
00:18:10,065 --> 00:18:12,435
Youâre welcome! Enjoy!
406
00:18:14,536 --> 00:18:16,306
Shit.
407
00:18:16,338 --> 00:18:18,938
Itâs a really deep,
hallucinogenic high.
408
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,774
Lasts a long time.
409
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,009
Yeah! I can feel
the brain fingers
410
00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:25,545
scratching the inside
of my skull.
411
00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:27,151
Yes.
412
00:18:27,182 --> 00:18:29,282
Brain fingers will do that.
413
00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,258
Ah...
414
00:18:34,657 --> 00:18:35,997
Good morning, everyone!
415
00:18:36,025 --> 00:18:37,065
Hereâs todayâs schedule.
416
00:18:37,092 --> 00:18:38,562
First, weâve got
a fungus tasting,
417
00:18:38,594 --> 00:18:40,864
then if weâre quick,
we can catch the lizard races,
418
00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:42,466
followed by pole dancing classes
at two,
419
00:18:42,498 --> 00:18:43,668
an authentic Planteau parade,
420
00:18:43,699 --> 00:18:45,499
and then more bar hopping!
421
00:18:45,534 --> 00:18:46,504
What do you say?
422
00:18:46,535 --> 00:18:49,745
Wow, uh, we, we might
sit some activities out,
423
00:18:49,772 --> 00:18:51,772
weâre still worn out
from last night.
424
00:18:51,807 --> 00:18:53,717
Iâm totally freaked!
425
00:18:53,742 --> 00:18:54,872
I donât feel safe!
426
00:18:54,910 --> 00:18:57,080
Oh, okay. Okay, I hear you,
427
00:18:57,112 --> 00:18:58,882
but how about
we just process all of this
428
00:18:58,914 --> 00:18:59,984
on the way to the tasting?
429
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:02,315
âCause we lose our spot at ten.
430
00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:06,051
You know... I could really use
a chill day.
431
00:19:06,088 --> 00:19:08,528
Why donât we just order a pizza
and watch a movie?
432
00:19:08,557 --> 00:19:10,927
Okay. Is that... Is that what
everyone wants?
433
00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:12,489
Okay. âCause I mean
Iâll just cancel
434
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:14,238
all the fungus and the lizards.
I just...
435
00:19:14,263 --> 00:19:17,303
I really worked hard
to make this weekend perfect!
436
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:19,677
Reese...
437
00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:22,572
Hey, that was one hell
of a schedule you put together.
438
00:19:22,604 --> 00:19:25,374
Airâtight. Gave me
a real spreadsheet boner.
439
00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:28,247
Reese, you must
really love Dottie
440
00:19:28,277 --> 00:19:30,887
to put so much work
into planning all of this.
441
00:19:30,913 --> 00:19:32,953
Uhâhuh! I really do.
442
00:19:32,981 --> 00:19:35,511
I love you back!
Youâre my best friend.
443
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:38,121
And nobody could have planned
a better bachey!
444
00:19:38,153 --> 00:19:40,323
Okay, you want pizza
and a movie?
445
00:19:40,355 --> 00:19:42,925
Iâll find the best goddamned
pizza in Planteau.
446
00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:44,358
Thanks, Bertie.
447
00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:51,030
I was born to slay
the likes of you.
448
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:54,676
You slay me with those luscious
brown eyes of yours.
449
00:19:54,703 --> 00:19:56,103
âOh!
âWonderful.
450
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,976
Oh, hey, my cousinâs baby showr
is this Friday,
451
00:20:00,008 --> 00:20:01,308
wanna be my date?
452
00:20:01,343 --> 00:20:04,813
A vampire must accept
every invitation, so...
453
00:20:04,847 --> 00:20:06,687
Ugh, regrettably, yes.
454
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,556
Are you okay?
455
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:14,257
âYouâve been so quiet all day.
âI didnât sleep.
456
00:20:14,289 --> 00:20:15,989
I donât know what happened
last night,
457
00:20:16,024 --> 00:20:17,864
I just completely froze!
458
00:20:17,893 --> 00:20:19,423
He could have shot us.
459
00:20:19,461 --> 00:20:20,891
It was really scary.
460
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,729
I thought I could deal
with anything.
461
00:20:22,765 --> 00:20:25,135
Iâm a confident,
fearless toucan!
462
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:27,207
Your reaction
was totally normal.
463
00:20:27,236 --> 00:20:28,776
You handled that shit.
464
00:20:28,804 --> 00:20:29,844
Yeah.
465
00:20:29,872 --> 00:20:31,102
I yelled at that guy!
466
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,940
That was so dumb of you.
467
00:20:32,975 --> 00:20:34,315
I loved it!
468
00:20:34,343 --> 00:20:36,883
Hey, Iâm really sorry I drank,
Tuca.
469
00:20:36,912 --> 00:20:38,082
It was shitty of me.
470
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,283
Thatâs okay.
471
00:20:39,314 --> 00:20:41,554
Iâm sorry I left you alone
when you were feeling nervous.
472
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,483
Sometimes, I forget
you feel that way.
473
00:20:43,519 --> 00:20:46,019
Because youâre actually
really brave, you know?
474
00:20:46,054 --> 00:20:48,124
âNah.
â
475
00:20:48,157 --> 00:20:51,367
Eek, careful,
my nails are still wet!
476
00:20:56,598 --> 00:20:59,668
Hey, I finished it.
Whatâs the prize?
477
00:21:01,003 --> 00:21:02,533
Ugh.
478
00:21:03,872 --> 00:21:05,502
âHey, you okay?
âYeah.
479
00:21:05,541 --> 00:21:07,641
I guess I didnât really need
my huge bag.
480
00:21:07,676 --> 00:21:09,416
Good thing I keep
an extra passport
481
00:21:09,444 --> 00:21:11,214
tucked in my underwear
at all times!
482
00:21:11,246 --> 00:21:13,616
Okay, so it looks like
that plan didnât work out,
483
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,249
but I have another idea.
484
00:21:15,284 --> 00:21:18,024
What if I start printing money?
485
00:21:18,053 --> 00:21:20,323
âNo, no, no. Check it...
â
486
00:21:20,355 --> 00:21:23,065
Whoa, Speckle! Overdid it a bit?
487
00:21:23,091 --> 00:21:24,591
Berziee! Berzee.
488
00:21:24,626 --> 00:21:26,096
My sister...
489
00:21:26,128 --> 00:21:29,068
sheez marrying a crime.
Crimeâinal?
490
00:21:29,097 --> 00:21:31,037
Heâs an animal
but does crimes...
491
00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:33,176
Shush.
492
00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:35,832
Whatâs applied in Planteau
stays inside of Planteau!
493
00:21:35,871 --> 00:21:37,071
âLetâs go, dude!
âCome on!
494
00:21:37,105 --> 00:21:41,015
The Mayor knows everything!
495
00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:43,413
My brother is such a clown.
496
00:21:43,445 --> 00:21:46,285
Hey, Iâm so glad you girls
could make it.
497
00:21:46,315 --> 00:21:48,155
I mean,
Iâm sorry you got robbed,
498
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,623
but I hope you still had fun.
499
00:21:50,652 --> 00:21:52,082
Iâm really glad we came.
500
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,590
I know you and Speckle
arenât married,
501
00:21:53,622 --> 00:21:57,162
but it still feels like
youâre my cool little sister!
502
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,692
Ugh, before Speckle met you,
503
00:21:59,728 --> 00:22:02,828
all his girlfriends
were like superâhot,
504
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:05,935
confident, selfâactualized,
successful, mean girls.
505
00:22:05,968 --> 00:22:08,508
It sucked!
506
00:22:09,004 --> 00:22:10,444
What?
507
00:22:10,472 --> 00:22:25,350
âȘ Now, work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, work âȘ
508
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,827
âȘ Now, ladies...
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