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[upbeat techno music plays]
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[lively cinematic music]
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[Caine] Today's adventureis brought to you
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by the Favorite Character Awards!
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Stay tuned and find outwho will claim the ultimate prize!
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[glitzy orchestral music plays]
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[inaudible chatter]
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[Zooble] [BOINK!]
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[Zooble] Can you toss that back up here?
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[scoffs] Making good use
of your parts gimmick, huh?
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[Zooble] Oh, shut up.
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What are you doing up there?
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[Zooble] I'm hiding from Caine.
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I think I overheard him talking to Bubble
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about an in-house adventure,
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and I'm not gonna be part of it.
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And… you're just gonna
hang out in a flower pot all day?
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Not, like, your room?
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[Zooble] Caine's been checking up
on my room lately.
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When I don't answer,
he just starts singing "Daisy Bell"
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in front of my door.
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It's creepy.
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Does he really do that?
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I dunno. Let's ask him.
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[hollers] Hey, Caine!
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[Zooble] You [BOINK!] asshole!
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Yes, Jax?
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Look, it's Zooble!
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-[Zooble] [BOINK!] you!
-Ah, there you are!
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Now I don't have to do
the snap-summon thing.
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-[Zooble grunts]
-And I'm glad I found you.
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We need even numbers,
'cause today's adventure is a…
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[overlapping voices] TEAM adventure!
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[normal voice] Meet you guys
up at the stage in, uh --
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let's say 5.7 minutes.
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[Zooble] Great.
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You didn't even ask him
about the singing thing.
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The what?
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Today's adventure is…
gonna be a bit of a short one,
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-due to the Favourite Character Awards.
-[triumphant music]
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But it'll be a perfect opportunity
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to showcase your guys' strengths
to the press!
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-This is so heavy.
-That's right, Bubble.
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Seeing you all play batball a few days ago
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really got me thinking.
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We should do our own sporting event!
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But with cool new sports
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-invented by yours truly.
-[Bubble] Help me, Caine.
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Uh, we could also just play softball
normally this time.
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Eeegh…
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[Caine] In the Caine Leagues,we have the 400 Meter Vertical Skedaddle,
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Bisection Boogie Eggball,
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Lateral Hijinks, Orange Sport,
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Ball Run, Walk Ball,
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Run Walk, and Ball Ball!
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-These sports are surely going to--
-[Zooble] Uh, yeah, sorry, no.
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-I'm not gonna be on a team with that one.
-[blows kiss]
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Zooble, why does all you do
is complaining?
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I never know what you want!
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[Zooble] We had a whole
suggestion box for that.
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Yeah, Zooble and I constantly say
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we like more chill
and relaxing adventures.
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Did you really not like my softball one?
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I'm not big into sports. Sorry.
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The suggestion box just causes
interpersonal drama.
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-And me no likey.
-[Zooble] Alright.
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-You really wanna know what I want?
-Oh, no.
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[Zooble] I want the ability to have sex.
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No way.
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Are we finally having this conversation?
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[stammers]
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-[babbling]
-[sinister music plays]
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[intense warbling music]
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[ding!]
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Oh. Hi, Zooble!
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[Zooble] Do you have any
of that stupid sauce left?
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What were we talking about? Oh, yeah!
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How teamwork is essential
to making the dream work!
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[Zooble] Tell that to him!
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He's the one that
[BOINK!] everything all the time.
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You are in a mood today, aren't you?
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Now, now. You know
what they say about assuming.
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It makes an "ass"
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out of "u" and "ming."
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-[Zooble] "Ming"?
-Did Caine just say [BOINK]?"
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[Ming] Hi, I'm Ming,
and I really don't appreciate
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what your assumptions
have done to my reputation.
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[Zooble] You made a whole guy for that?
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Whatever the case, it's evident now
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that there's quite a bit
of tension between you all.
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So, maybe what we actually need
to do are trust exercises!
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[Zooble] I am not falling into Jax's arms,
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if that's what you mean.
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Don't worry. This will be
a two-way trust exercise,
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where you'll each have to trust each other
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to not betray the other person.
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[snap, shwing]
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This is a private room,
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where nobody can see
or hear you once inside.
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-And this…
-[shwing!]
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-is a loaded gun!
-Oh, boy.
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[Caine] Character A will take the guninto the private room
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and empty it out of all its ammunition,
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then come out and give it to Character B.
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Character B will then take the gun
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and shoot themselves in the head,
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trusting that Character A emptied itin the private room.
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Character A will also have to trust
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that Character Bwon't turn the gun on them.
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So everyone is incentivized
to follow the rules
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and trust each other!
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[Zooble] Sounds a little convoluted.
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[shouts] You look convoluted!
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Anyway, Jax, why don't you start?
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[Zooble] Wh-- Him?!
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Wait, what am I doing?
I wasn't paying attention.
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[rewound audio warbling]
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[dizzying sound]
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[clicks tongue] Oh.
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[yelps]
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Or, yeah, we could
all just shoot each other.
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Here, have guns. I don't care anymore.
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Hooway!
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[Zooble] Wait that's just it?
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"Here's guns, and have fun"?
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I didn't say "have fun."
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[Zooble] It's just a little aimless.
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-Use the sights.
-[Zooble] Caine!
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[growls] Fine!
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We're bringing teams back.
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Pair up in teams of two.
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You all get three lives.
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Last team surviving is the winner.
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Happy?
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[Zooble] Um, not really.
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Well, that's not my problem right now.
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I have an awards show to plan,
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so you guys are gonna have
to handle yourselves for a bit.
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You get five minutes
to figure the teams out.
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Once that's up, it's a free-for-all.
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Come on, saddy.
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-You're coming with me.
-[gasps]
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I'm… actually gonna be
on a team with Zooble.
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-[Jax] What? No, you're not.
-[whimpers]
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We've been together
for every team adventure in the past.
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[Zooble] Guess times
are changing, bunny boy.
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[grumbles]
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Hey, you wanna be on my team?
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Uh, oh! I-I'd love to, but…
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Well, uh, I really don't want Kinger
to get stuck with Jax.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I-I could be on Kinger's team.
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He and I were together once,
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and it wasn't too bad.
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U-Uh… Hmm.
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And have… me on…
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Oh. Um… Y-yeah.
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Just forget I asked.
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I'll be on Jax's team.
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-W-Wait.
-Huh?
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[stammers]
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Like you said,
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probably good to keep Kinger
and Jax separate.
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I can keep Jax in check,
so don't worry about me.
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U-Uh, hey, Pomni?
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I-If… If you ever need
to talk to somebody…
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o-or need help with anything, I'm here.
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[laughs weakly]
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[both yelp]
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You have a partner yet?
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Well, look who it is.
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You sure you can handle me
in all my glory?
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Eh, I've been through worse.
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[laid-back jazzy music]
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Hey, Zooble?
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Do you wanna hold onto this
during today's game?
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[Zooble] Huh?
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I… don't really trust myself
that much with it.
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And I also just…
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really want to be able to fire a tommy gun
while laughing maniacally,
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and I don't… I don't want to break it
before I get that chance.
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[Zooble] I'll keep it safe for you.
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[dramatic music plays]
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[clock ticking]
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[ding!]
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Huh? W-Wait, what? That counted?
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-[Zooble] Uh, Caine?
-What?
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Oh, y-yeah, the guns have been teleported
to random spots in the circus.
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Go find 'em, champs.
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[hysterical] We need to find
the Tommy gun!
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Uh, wait, Caine?
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-I-I-I'm missing a life!
-[Kinger] There's no time!
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[yelps]
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It'll be my pleasure murdering all of you!
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Uh, have fun, guys!
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Hah! You're so lame!
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[upbeat music]
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[dramatic musical sting plays]
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[mysterious shimmering]
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[Kinger] Uh-huh. Ya little devil. Alright.
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Now, I would bet our biggest concerns
would be Jax and Zooble.
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They're the youngest, so they probably
still have some youthful fighting spirit.
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[sighs] Man.
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I'm still missing a heart.
This isn't fair.
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[Kinger] Huh? Oh, I've got just the thing!
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Here, take this.
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-[bing!]
-[high tone chimes]
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W-W-Wait, what did you just do?
What was that?
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[Kinger] It's a butterfly!
It can restore your health.
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Did Caine mention that?
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Oh, nah.
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I made it up.
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Uh… What?
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[door creaks]
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So, who you gonna kill first, Pompom?
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Uh, I-I don't know if I'll really
be doing much of the killing.
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I-I'll just find guns for you,
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and you can do all the violent stuff.
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You like that, right?
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You know none of this is real, right?
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[stammers] What do you mean?
Like, the circus?
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The game today
is literally to shoot each other,
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so what's the point
in taking this moral high ground?
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Well, they're my friends.
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I don't really want to hurt them.
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[bang!]
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Alright, let me be real here.
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Why do you care about that?
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Uh, about not hurting my friends?
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[sighs] Look, I know what it's like.
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One day, you're somebody in the real world
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doing important things,
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and then, the next,
you're just a weird little cartoon…
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jester.
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You want to hold onto that part of you
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that still thinks it's part of that world,
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but in the end, what does it get you?
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Ragatha tries to be all nice and friendly,
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but she gets torn up
every other adventure.
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Whether we like it or not,
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all we are now is a bunch
of cartoon characters.
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So, what's the point
of pretending we're not?
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We're still people though, right?
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I thought we were at first,
but as time goes on,
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we just end up falling
into our archetypes.
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Become part of the machine.
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What's your archetype, then? The villain?
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[scoffs] Listen, I add a key dynamic.
249
00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:30,366
I see how far I can push things,
250
00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:33,600
I screw with people,
and I break the fourth wall.
251
00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:36,533
You wanna know why?
It's 'cause it's funny.
252
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,633
I do everything 'cause it's funny!
253
00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,366
'Cause I'm the funny one.
254
00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:42,633
-"The funny one"?
-Yeah!
255
00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:45,666
Ragatha's the cheerful one,
Gangle's the sad one,
256
00:10:45,733 --> 00:10:48,833
Kinger's the crazy one,
Zooble's the grumpy one,
257
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:52,633
and you are the one
who hasn't figured that out yet.
258
00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:55,233
We all just became archetypes.
259
00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:58,066
I at least have the self-awareness
to choose who I am.
260
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:00,933
The funny one.
261
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,700
So, who do you want to be?
262
00:11:02,766 --> 00:11:05,066
No better chance than now
to try something new.
263
00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,500
You wanna go nuts?
264
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:09,800
You wanna finally work off
those weeks of rage and anguish
265
00:11:09,866 --> 00:11:11,933
that have been buildin' up inside you?
266
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,833
I know you hate it here. Everyone does.
267
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:19,400
But the silver lining is you can
pretty much do whatever you want.
268
00:11:19,466 --> 00:11:21,366
Like, look at the way
you're aiming that gun.
269
00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:22,833
Too realistic.
270
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,500
Just let loose!
271
00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:29,300
[inhales deeply]
272
00:11:29,366 --> 00:11:30,533
[sighs]
273
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:32,700
[blam!]
274
00:11:32,766 --> 00:11:33,600
Huh?
275
00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:36,433
Oh, what the heck.
276
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:40,433
Today, I'm just gonna be evil. How's that?
277
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,300
Heh, go for it!
278
00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:46,366
Yeah. Yeah! Those other fools
better watch their tails,
279
00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:49,233
because they're going to face the wrath
280
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:52,300
of Pomni the Evil!
281
00:11:52,366 --> 00:11:55,766
[laughing malevolently]
282
00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,000
[scoffs] It's kinda cringe.
283
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,166
Uh, are we really gonna be
shooting each other with these?
284
00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:08,066
[Kinger] It's either shoot or get sh-- Ah!
285
00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:09,233
Guh!
286
00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:13,733
[Kinger] Ragatha!
There's a sniper around this corner.
287
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,233
-[Zooble] I think I got Kinger.
-[shell clatters]
288
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,766
-Uh, are you sure we're safe up here?
-[rapid gunfire]
289
00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:19,833
-[screams]
-[Zooble] Whoa!
290
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,900
[Kinger] Tactical roll!
291
00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:28,366
-Come on, Ragatha!
-Mm! [panting]
292
00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:30,200
-[Kinger screaming]
-[gunfire]
293
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:33,066
Looks like we've located
the king and the ragdoll.
294
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,466
Uh, yeah.
295
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:37,233
I mean, yeah! Let's get 'em!
296
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,833
[punchy music plays]
297
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:41,966
Uh, I don't even really know
how to fire a gun.
298
00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:43,433
I don't know how much use I'd be in--
299
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,566
[blam!]
300
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,133
Whoops! Did I do that?
301
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,700
You missed a spot!
302
00:12:48,766 --> 00:12:51,166
-[yelps]
-Hah! You're so cool.
303
00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:52,400
-[gunfire continues]
-[Kinger] Ragatha, take cover!
304
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,400
Huh? [yelping]
305
00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:57,166
I'll take Rags. You go Kinger.
306
00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:58,833
Righty-o, evil bro.
307
00:12:59,566 --> 00:13:01,900
I need a gun. Need a gun, need a gun!
308
00:13:01,966 --> 00:13:02,900
[exclaims, panting]
309
00:13:02,966 --> 00:13:03,833
Hah!
310
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:04,900
-[exclaims]
-[gun clicks]
311
00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:08,733
-Come on, man.
-Hup!
312
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,133
[punchy music]
313
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,666
[yelping]
314
00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:15,833
[panting] Kinger?
315
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,733
Really use another one
of those butterflies!
316
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,133
-Howdy, howdy.
-[screams]
317
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,100
I-I-I know exactly
what you're doing with Pomni,
318
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:24,633
and it'll never work!
319
00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:26,466
Huh?
320
00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:30,000
You know, getting close with Pomni…
321
00:13:30,066 --> 00:13:31,766
to corrupt her?
322
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,200
Wait, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
323
00:13:35,266 --> 00:13:36,300
[kablam!]
324
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,733
[coughs]
325
00:13:39,233 --> 00:13:42,366
Oh, wow. I didn't
actually think that'd work.
326
00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:43,466
[yelps]
327
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:47,066
-[gun clicking]
-[panting]
328
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,366
[pop!] Huh?
329
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:53,933
Oh.
330
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,366
I lost Kinger,
but I got him down to one life.
331
00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:01,333
I lost a life,
but I got us down to one Kinger.
332
00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:04,600
How'd you let her take a life off you?
333
00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:06,633
I don't really know.
334
00:14:12,066 --> 00:14:14,366
[Zooble] Hey, I found this AK… thing.
335
00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:16,933
If we can't find the Tommy gun,
will this work?
336
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,966
Uh, yeah.
337
00:14:20,566 --> 00:14:22,800
Do you… think…
338
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,200
Jax…
339
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:27,066
is gonna be mad
that I didn't team up with him?
340
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,366
[Zooble] I wouldn't worry
about him right now.
341
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,400
It's all just a game, in the end.
342
00:14:31,466 --> 00:14:33,100
It's Jax, though.
343
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,033
He probably wants revenge.
344
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,833
And he's gonna make it painful, and…
345
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:40,833
[Zooble] Hey, you deserve better
than thinking about him
346
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,666
when he's not even here.
347
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:44,133
You're a human.
348
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,333
You're not his toy.
349
00:14:49,066 --> 00:14:51,800
It sometimes doesn't feel that way.
350
00:14:58,366 --> 00:15:00,033
[Zooble] These avatar gimmicks, huh?
351
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,766
Makes you wonder why no one else got them.
352
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,633
I just wish that…
353
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:07,933
[sighs]
354
00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:12,533
How are you supposed to like
the part of yourself that just…
355
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,866
makes you worse than everyone else?
356
00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:18,800
[melancholic music plays]
357
00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:21,733
[Zooble] 'Cause it exists.
358
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,266
It's a part of you that's real,
359
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:30,433
and the only you
that you should care about
360
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,566
is the real you.
361
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:36,600
You have to choose to love yourself,
362
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,233
even if it doesn't make sense.
363
00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:43,000
It's not natural. It's intentional.
364
00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:48,500
Have… you ever had to make that choice?
365
00:15:48,566 --> 00:15:50,466
-[Zooble] Huh?
-S-Sorry.
366
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,866
I mean… [laughs] Of course not.
367
00:15:52,933 --> 00:15:54,700
You're Zooble. [laughs weakly]
368
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,600
[melancholic music]
369
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,133
[Zooble] Whatever happens…
370
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,133
I've got your back if you've got mine.
371
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,233
Yeah.
372
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,666
Now let's go kill Pomni and Jax.
373
00:16:12,866 --> 00:16:14,800
Alright, here's one.
374
00:16:14,866 --> 00:16:16,700
What's with the corn thing?
375
00:16:16,766 --> 00:16:18,166
[scoffs] What corn thing?
376
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:20,233
Why are you afraid of corn?
377
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,766
And don't say that you're not.
378
00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:24,766
You literally jumped out of your seat
twice when you saw some.
379
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,866
Heh, not gonna let me out of this one.
380
00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:31,666
Well, I dunno. It's got
a bunch of little pods on it.
381
00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:33,466
Looks kind of like an egg sack,
or somethin'.
382
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,900
It's gross. Makes my skin crawl.
383
00:16:35,966 --> 00:16:37,533
Interesting.
384
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,966
Do you have, like, a type of trypophobia?
385
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,366
-What's that?
-The fear of lots of little holes.
386
00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:45,733
-Eugh.
-Okay.
387
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,166
How about… pomegranates?
388
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,200
Awful.
389
00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:51,266
I'm learning a lot about you today.
390
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,566
Heh, let's not forget
we're here to kill people.
391
00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:58,233
We still need to find out where
nutso went before we can rest easy.
392
00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,566
[gasps softly]
393
00:17:00,766 --> 00:17:02,566
[Kinger] I'm right behind you, aren't I?
394
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:04,866
[yelps goofily]
395
00:17:07,266 --> 00:17:08,566
[punchy percussive music plays]
396
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:10,599
-[gunfire]
-[periodic reloading clicking]
397
00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:14,666
[energetic drumming music]
398
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:20,266
-[lighter flicks]
-[bullets clinking into cylinder]
399
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,666
-[Pomni] There he is!
-[Kinger] [yelps]
400
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:25,333
[energetic drumming music]
401
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,533
-[Pomni] [yelps]
-[Jax] Whoop, sorry.
402
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,933
[energetic drumming music]
403
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,600
[Kinger] I hope you guys are ready
for my ricochet super move!
404
00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:40,500
-[gunfire]
-[bullets whizzing]
405
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:44,733
[Jax] Oh, here's the light.
406
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,666
Huh.
407
00:17:48,866 --> 00:17:50,333
-High-five!
-Yeah!
408
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,700
-[pop!]
-[Kinger] Ah, what a game.
409
00:17:53,766 --> 00:17:56,133
Who knew Pomni could be
such a sharpshooter?
410
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,066
These adventures, huh?
411
00:17:58,566 --> 00:18:00,166
[bubbling]
412
00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:02,500
And look, even though we lost,
413
00:18:02,566 --> 00:18:04,966
at least we gave it our all, right?
414
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,200
Um… you feeling alright?
415
00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:17,833
Are you upset that we lost?
416
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:24,000
Or are you upset about something else?
417
00:18:27,466 --> 00:18:29,066
You wanna talk about it?
418
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,266
[sighs]
419
00:18:33,766 --> 00:18:34,933
[shakily] I think…
420
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:39,500
I might have failed Pomni. [sighs]
421
00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:42,366
Just like I failed Jax.
422
00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:46,166
I try too hard to get on their good side,
423
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:49,333
and then I just end up pushing them away.
424
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,333
And then, they end up hating me.
425
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:53,866
[Kinger] Well, I don't think
anyone in here hates you.
426
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,366
[scoffs] Jax does!
427
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,900
Gangle and Zooble don't ever talk to me,
428
00:18:58,966 --> 00:19:01,700
and Pomni probably won't
after today, either.
429
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:02,833
[sighs]
430
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,733
She came to me wanting to be on my team.
431
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,133
I said no.
432
00:19:07,766 --> 00:19:09,966
[sighs] Why did I do that?
433
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,500
[Kinger] Maybe you just needed a break.
434
00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:16,200
It sounds to me like you put
a lot of pressure on yourself
435
00:19:16,266 --> 00:19:18,833
to be there for everyone,
and when you're not,
436
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,966
you beat yourself up for it.
437
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:24,033
You said you failed Pomni.
438
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:26,133
W-Why do you feel that way?
439
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:28,666
I don't know.
440
00:19:29,766 --> 00:19:33,233
I feel like every day,
we're drifting further apart.
441
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,366
Like she's seen through all my tricks
and doesn't trust me anymore.
442
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:40,233
Before I know it…
she'll be a different person.
443
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,266
One who doesn't even want me around.
444
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:49,000
[Kinger] The way I see it,
relationships are two-sided,
445
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:52,266
and sometimes, it doesn't make sense
446
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:55,666
to do all the heavy lifting
when the other isn't in the mood.
447
00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:58,666
We all go through
and deal with things differently,
448
00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:02,600
and sometimes, you just need to let people
do things their own way…
449
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,966
as long as you're still there
when they need you.
450
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:09,600
Giving someone space
should never be the same
451
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,300
as giving up on them.
452
00:20:11,366 --> 00:20:13,666
[melancholic music plays]
453
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,166
I don't even know what I want.
454
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:19,966
I just want everyone to be happy.
455
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,900
And I don't want people to hate me.
456
00:20:24,866 --> 00:20:26,433
[Kinger] Do you hate yourself?
457
00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:30,466
[melancholic music]
458
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,633
I hated myself.
459
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,533
I couldn't help but hate myself
460
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,466
for the things I thought
I was responsible for.
461
00:20:38,466 --> 00:20:40,600
I thought I'd lost everything.
462
00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:41,866
But then…
463
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,166
you showed up.
464
00:20:44,966 --> 00:20:48,833
And my outlook just… changed.
465
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,833
There are always ways to show you care
466
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,333
without ruining yourself over it.
467
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,333
You need to look out
for yourself in all this, too.
468
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,400
I don't get it.
469
00:21:01,466 --> 00:21:03,566
So often, nothing you say makes any sense.
470
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:06,566
But then, you have
these moments where you…
471
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,133
[laughs] I don't know.
472
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,233
How do you do that?
473
00:21:10,733 --> 00:21:12,433
How've you been around for so long?
474
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,533
[Kinger scoffs]
475
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:17,000
I guess I just have a resilient mind.
476
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,566
[melancholic music]
477
00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:20,566
[music fades out]
478
00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:25,033
Breathtaking!
The committee's gonna love that.
479
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,000
[punchy, dramatic music plays]
480
00:21:28,066 --> 00:21:29,833
[Zooble] Are they still following us?
481
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:32,366
Are you still following us?
482
00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:35,300
-[Jax] Yeah, we're still following you!
-[Pomni] Where else would we be?
483
00:21:35,366 --> 00:21:37,366
They're still following us.
484
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:41,300
[Zooble] Alright, this is a long one.
We're gonna have to run.
485
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:42,433
Let's go!
486
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,300
Hah!
487
00:21:44,366 --> 00:21:48,900
[exhilarating music]
488
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:55,700
[Zooble] Ugh, we got so unlucky
with the drops here.
489
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,366
[gasps softly]
490
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,666
It's time.
491
00:22:00,766 --> 00:22:03,433
[Jax] Why'd you stop shooting?
You out of ammo?
492
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,833
[Zooble] Why'd you stop? You out of ammo?
493
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,366
Pomni, got any ammo left?
494
00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:09,700
Uh, I have one in the cylinder
495
00:22:09,766 --> 00:22:12,366
and one sniper round, but no sniper rifle.
496
00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:13,366
[scoffs] Crap.
497
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,466
[laughing maniacally]
498
00:22:15,533 --> 00:22:16,666
[yelps]
499
00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:19,266
[laughing continues]
500
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:21,200
Yeah!
501
00:22:22,566 --> 00:22:24,733
[all hollering]
502
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,900
[upbeat cheerful music]
503
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,066
[gasps]
504
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,100
-[exclaims]
-Ah!
505
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,433
[Zooble] [BLEEP!]
506
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:46,633
[lock clicks]
507
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,933
-You're just gonna hide in your room?
-Coward!
508
00:22:50,766 --> 00:22:53,666
[parts clicking, snapping]
509
00:22:55,766 --> 00:22:56,866
[Zooble] Huh.
510
00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:00,666
[singing] ♪ Daisy ♪
511
00:23:00,733 --> 00:23:03,033
♪ Daisy ♪
512
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,133
[both harmonizing] ♪ Give me your answer ♪
513
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,833
[Zooble] Are… Are you seriously
gonna start singing that?
514
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:12,666
[both] ♪ I'm half crazy ♪
515
00:23:12,733 --> 00:23:16,500
♪ All for the love of you ♪
516
00:23:17,066 --> 00:23:21,833
♪ It won't be a stylish marriage ♪
517
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:26,733
♪ I can't afford a carriage ♪
518
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,900
♪ But you'll look sweet ♪
519
00:23:28,966 --> 00:23:31,033
♪ Upon the seat ♪
520
00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:35,500
♪ Of a bicycle built for two ♪
521
00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:39,166
Oh, wait. I have a key to Zooble's room.
522
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,366
-[kaboom!]
-[grunts] Agh!
523
00:23:43,433 --> 00:23:45,733
[screaming]
524
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,466
[rousing rendition of "Daisy Bell" plays]
525
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,600
[music concludes]
526
00:23:58,666 --> 00:24:01,366
-[blip]
-[groans] Ugh… Ow.
527
00:24:01,433 --> 00:24:03,200
-I can get 'em.
-W-Wait!
528
00:24:03,266 --> 00:24:05,366
Trust me, partner! I got this!
529
00:24:07,433 --> 00:24:08,433
[sighs]
530
00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:24,266
[exhilarating music plays]
531
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:31,266
[thrilling music]
532
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:35,733
Hah!
533
00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:42,900
[Zooble] That's actual bull-[BOINK!].
534
00:24:42,966 --> 00:24:44,033
Ow!
535
00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:48,233
[upbeat music]
536
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:51,566
Well, [DOINK!], man.
Guess that's the end of that.
537
00:24:51,633 --> 00:24:53,500
See you on the flip side.
538
00:24:53,566 --> 00:24:56,600
[music concludes]
539
00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:57,933
-[blam!]
-Agh!
540
00:24:58,733 --> 00:24:59,666
[pop!]
541
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:02,666
What?
542
00:25:03,266 --> 00:25:06,033
[laughing]
543
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:09,433
We did it!
We made such a good team! [laughs]
544
00:25:10,066 --> 00:25:12,166
-Ugh!
-[grunts]
545
00:25:12,233 --> 00:25:13,400
[stammers]
546
00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:18,600
[chuckles] Well, to be fair,
our competition wasn't anything crazy.
547
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,900
Eh, yeah, true.
548
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:28,133
I suppose this is the part
where one of us betrays the other.
549
00:25:28,666 --> 00:25:29,600
Hah!
550
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:33,100
Huh? Oh, yeah. You can betray me.
551
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,633
Oh. Uh… I just…
552
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,833
I thought this was gonna be
a mutual thing.
553
00:25:37,900 --> 00:25:39,533
Nah, nah. Go on, do it.
554
00:25:40,633 --> 00:25:43,166
I-I don't… really want to.
555
00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:45,800
La-ame! Come on! I thought you were cool.
556
00:25:46,366 --> 00:25:49,166
We could just be winners.
557
00:25:49,233 --> 00:25:50,233
As a team.
558
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,200
We're not a team! Come on.
559
00:25:52,266 --> 00:25:54,033
[stammers] What do you mean? Yes, we are.
560
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,566
Delusional.
561
00:25:55,633 --> 00:26:00,233
W-Weren't we kind of bonding
over being chaotic-evil together?
562
00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:04,366
[scoffs] I was merely entertaining you
because I thought it was funny.
563
00:26:04,433 --> 00:26:05,800
Now, are you gonna shoot me, or what?
564
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,333
Did I… do something wrong?
565
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,766
Ugh, you sound like Ragatha right now.
566
00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:12,433
No wonder we're not a team.
567
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:13,633
No, I mean…
568
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,733
We were doing fine. Having fun, talking.
569
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,500
-But you suddenly just --
-You're not committing.
570
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:22,200
Do it.
571
00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:26,833
If I shoot you right now,
are we still gonna be friends afterwards?
572
00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:28,233
We were never friends.
573
00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:30,933
Wh-- What about
all that stuff you told me?
574
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,800
Yeah, I did tell you a lot, didn't I?
575
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,400
Not looking forward
to thinking about that tomorrow.
576
00:26:36,466 --> 00:26:39,500
No. No, no, no. We're not doing this.
577
00:26:39,566 --> 00:26:41,500
You're… You're not gonna
look me in the eye
578
00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:43,333
and tell me nothing
we've been doing together
579
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,566
meant anything to you,
because I know that's not true.
580
00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:48,766
Are you coming on to me?
581
00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:51,866
Yeah, that's what everybody wants,
a straight couple.
582
00:26:51,933 --> 00:26:54,300
Oh my God, can you take this seriously?
583
00:26:54,366 --> 00:26:56,600
Can you take anything seriously?
584
00:26:56,666 --> 00:26:59,400
Dude, you're a cartoon clown.
585
00:26:59,466 --> 00:27:01,133
How am I supposed to take you seriously?
586
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,166
Wh-- I-- [exclaims softly]
587
00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:06,800
You reached out to me,
not the other way around.
588
00:27:06,866 --> 00:27:09,133
You're just gonna pretend
that didn't happen?
589
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,766
You must be misremembering.
590
00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:13,266
Is this why you didn't show up
to Kaufmo's funeral?
591
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,133
I don't show up to any funerals.
592
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,666
Yeah, I bet you don't.
Because you're scared.
593
00:27:17,733 --> 00:27:21,266
Y-You're scared you'll actually
show a human emotion.
594
00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:23,900
I'm scared I'll be bored to tears.
595
00:27:23,966 --> 00:27:26,066
Have you ever thought that this might be
596
00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:28,433
what causes people
to abstract in the first place?
597
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,433
[laughs bitterly] Oh my God!
598
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,333
Are you seriously
gonna blame me for something
599
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,966
that everybody else did, too?!
600
00:27:34,033 --> 00:27:34,866
You didn't even know him!
601
00:27:34,933 --> 00:27:38,400
You don't even know what people
are like before they abstract!
602
00:27:38,466 --> 00:27:41,600
They are not pleasant to be around.
603
00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:42,700
Like at all!
604
00:27:42,766 --> 00:27:43,666
You…
605
00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:45,500
[scoffs]
606
00:27:46,266 --> 00:27:48,766
I-I'm… I'm sorry.
607
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,933
[clicks tongue] I'm sure you are.
608
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,200
[hisses through teeth] Hoo, man!
609
00:27:55,266 --> 00:27:58,100
This is all sorts of embarrassing,
huh? [inhales]
610
00:27:58,166 --> 00:28:00,000
So, you gonna shoot me, or what?
611
00:28:01,733 --> 00:28:04,200
What would you do
if I abstracted tomorrow?
612
00:28:07,966 --> 00:28:09,166
I'd move on.
613
00:28:10,733 --> 00:28:12,766
And probably forget about you.
614
00:28:15,766 --> 00:28:16,733
Okay.
615
00:28:19,133 --> 00:28:20,033
Okay.
616
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,066
I understand.
617
00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:29,433
[scoffs, chuckles bitterly]
618
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:33,066
Geez, you really can't
take a joke, can you?
619
00:28:35,766 --> 00:28:36,700
-[exclaims]
-[grunts]
620
00:28:37,766 --> 00:28:39,100
You're not the funny one!
621
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,700
Uh, I don't think that counts.
622
00:28:41,766 --> 00:28:43,400
-[hollers]
-[grunts]
623
00:28:43,466 --> 00:28:45,300
-[growling]
-[choking]
624
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,233
Hey, what are you doing?!
625
00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:49,733
-[grunting]
-Guh.
626
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,633
-Agh!
-[panting]
627
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,000
-[panting]
-[gasps]
628
00:28:52,066 --> 00:28:54,666
-[inhales, chomps]
-[screams, grunts]
629
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,333
-Fight back!
-Are you crazy?!
630
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,966
I said, fight back!
631
00:28:58,033 --> 00:28:59,900
[both grunting, hollering]
632
00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:02,833
Stop!
633
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:05,766
[both panting]
634
00:29:07,366 --> 00:29:08,433
What's wrong with you?!
635
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,033
-Why didn't you fight back?
-Oh, here we go.
636
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,200
Here we go!
637
00:29:12,266 --> 00:29:15,833
Because I didn't fight back,
that means I secretly care about you?!
638
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:19,066
I'm just a misunderstood
little chicken fetus in an egg
639
00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:20,500
that needs to be cracked open.
640
00:29:20,566 --> 00:29:22,300
Well, I am not!
641
00:29:23,033 --> 00:29:24,400
I do not care about you
642
00:29:24,466 --> 00:29:27,433
or anyone else in this circus
in the slightest!
643
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,533
End of story!
644
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,400
You are my playthings,
645
00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:36,833
and I get joy out of making you suffer.
646
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,766
I'm the one who causes pain for fun!
647
00:29:40,266 --> 00:29:41,800
If I led you on,
648
00:29:41,866 --> 00:29:44,800
it was just to make this part
hurt you more.
649
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:48,700
[BOINK!]
650
00:29:50,433 --> 00:29:51,300
[DOINK!]
651
00:29:51,366 --> 00:29:52,433
[blocks clatter]
652
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:53,666
[panting]
653
00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:56,033
There's nothing more to me.
654
00:29:57,566 --> 00:30:00,733
So, please, just stop looking.
655
00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:11,166
[upbeat fanfare plays]
656
00:30:11,233 --> 00:30:14,866
-[upbeat cheerful music]
-[indistinct chattering]
657
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,533
[both grunt softly]
658
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,233
-[Pomni] Hey, I… I feel like, uh--
-[Ragatha] I-I have something I--
659
00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:24,933
-[Ragatha] You can speak first.
-[Pomni] No, you go.
660
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:28,566
Let's talk after the show.
661
00:30:28,633 --> 00:30:30,800
Yeah, sounds good.
662
00:30:31,366 --> 00:30:34,000
[bright jovial music]
663
00:30:38,466 --> 00:30:41,366
[overlapping chatter]
664
00:30:46,266 --> 00:30:49,000
[cheering, clapping]
665
00:30:51,233 --> 00:30:53,266
[Caine] Ladies and gentlemen,
666
00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:57,300
it's timefor the Favorite Character Awards!
667
00:30:57,866 --> 00:31:00,266
Before anything starts, I'd like to thank…
668
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:01,633
[deep voice] the committee…
669
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:04,433
[normal voice] for examining
our nominees and voting on our winners.
670
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,166
[committee members] We love you, Caine!
671
00:31:06,233 --> 00:31:08,300
-Sh- Shut up.
-[committee member] Okay…
672
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,233
[Caine] But what's an award show
673
00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:13,633
without honorable mentions
and subcategories?
674
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:14,900
That's right. It's bad!
675
00:31:16,033 --> 00:31:18,100
[muffled] Unlike my show, which is good!
676
00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:21,133
-[muffled music continues]
-[sighs]
677
00:31:22,733 --> 00:31:24,333
[panting]
678
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,800
[heartbeat thudding]
679
00:31:26,866 --> 00:31:29,466
-[muffled music fades]
-[high-pitched ringing]
680
00:31:34,366 --> 00:31:35,833
[sighs]
681
00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:37,866
-[muffled music fades in]
-[ringing fades out]
682
00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:43,266
God, you look stupid.
683
00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:45,300
[toilet flushes]
684
00:31:47,733 --> 00:31:48,866
[Disappearing Guy] So--
685
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:54,500
And the award
for Biggest Sailor Mouth goes to…
686
00:31:54,566 --> 00:31:55,500
Zooble!
687
00:31:55,566 --> 00:31:57,666
-[cheers and applause]
-[Zooble] Huh?
688
00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:14,766
Alright, folks, it's now the moment
you've all been waiting for.
689
00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:18,133
-The award for Favorite Character!
-[dreamy music]
690
00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:20,500
Bubble, give me a drum roll.
691
00:32:20,566 --> 00:32:21,500
[drum roll plays]
692
00:32:21,566 --> 00:32:26,100
And the award
for Favorite Character goes to…
693
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,033
Why… it's me, everyone!
694
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,266
[music concludes]
695
00:32:34,466 --> 00:32:37,000
Oh, wait, I misread that.
696
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:38,333
It's Ming.
697
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:43,866
[triumphant music]
698
00:32:43,933 --> 00:32:46,100
[Ming] You shouldn't have
assumed you won the award.
699
00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:48,333
Now we both look foolish.
700
00:32:52,433 --> 00:32:55,700
[upbeat jazzy music plays]
701
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,333
[music concludes]
702
00:33:41,433 --> 00:33:43,500
Alrighty.
703
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,300
Now, let's see how many
of them voted for me.
704
00:33:51,066 --> 00:33:51,966
[scoffs]
705
00:33:52,033 --> 00:33:54,233
[glitched feedback blares]
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