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[upbeat techno music plays]
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[whimsical music plays]
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Welcome back, my candy hearts
and paper flowers!
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[grunts]
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Well, that sure could have gone better.
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But I'm sure
the next adventure will be less…
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uh, wet.
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[Kinger] Hey, Ragatha?
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Can you help me count
my eggs before they hatch?
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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Uh… Wait, what?
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Looks like that
oh-so-positive Ragatha charm
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is starting to wear off, huh?
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[groans]
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[Caine] Hmm… Hmm…
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[Zooble] Looks like this one
was a home run, eh?
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Oh, Zooble, you mismatched cash-piano.
I'll tear you to pieces!
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Constructive criticism
would be greatly appreciated.
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[Zooble] But never acknowledged.
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[growls] That's it!
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Everybody besides Zooble, get over here!
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[mystical shimmering]
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Everyone, I'm going to pitch to you
some future adventure ideas,
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and I'm going to ask you to give me
your honest opinions on them.
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-[Jax] I was gonna sleep.
-All right!
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So, I've got an adventure
where you all tour
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my amazing magic chocolate factory
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and get killed off one by one
from OSHA violations.
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One where a sentient cardiovascular system
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goes to war
against the United States military,
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and one where you have to survive
in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland
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with a telepathic talking dog
who's mean to you the whole time!
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What do you think?
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[shatter]
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[Ragatha] Uh, I don't know.
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They all sound a little… uh, dark?
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I can't tell a compelling story
where nothing bad happens.
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Where's the intrigue? The stakes?
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Not to mention the sssssex appeal.
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What are you talking about?
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[Zooble] You know, you could always
try the suggestion box again.
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I honestly didn't hate
the last one we did with it.
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[Caine] You… didn't hate it?
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[Zooble] It was kind of refreshing
doing something grounded in reality.
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Yeah, I really didn't mind
that one, either.
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Uh, what about the rest of you?
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[Jax] I very much did not enjoy
that one in the slightest,
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and if we ever do anything
even close to that again,
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I'm getting violent,
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and I'm going to kill Ragatha.
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Well, how am I gonna please everybody
if you all like different things?
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[Zooble] Maybe just keep
your adventures open at all times
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and let us do whatever we want,
when we want.
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Are you hearing this, Bubble?
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The toybox character wants us
to leave the other intelligent AIs
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to run for a prolonged period of time.
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Disgusting!
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[Zooble] Am I not supposed
to be hearing you?
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-Zippy!
-[zip!]
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[Zooble] What did you even zip up?
I don't have a mouth.
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Okay, well, how about this?
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We'll do a lightning round,
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going through all the suggestions
in the suggestion box
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in rapid succession.
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And if you don't like one,
you can all vote to skip it.
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-[Pomni] What? Like, now?
-That's right!
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So, grab your bones and pop your pansies,
'cause here we go!
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[Pomni] Wait, didn't we
just finish an adventure?
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[Jax] I was gonna sleep!
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[dramatic music plays]
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[Gangle] Oh, wait, I know what this is!
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[Zooble] Oh, I swear to God,
if this is one of your suggestions…
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Hi, everyone!
In today's episode of "Poach Everything,"
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I'm going to be hunting
the critically endangered
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red ribbon rhinoceros.
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Ahh, just like Mom used to make.
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[cheerful musical sting plays]
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[growling]
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[Zooble] Oh my God.
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[barks]
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Ahh, delicious meat.
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One down, four to go!
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[Zooble] All right, I'm calling a vote.
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Let's skip this one.
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And also make Jax a vegan
for the rest of the day.
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You can't do that.
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-[high-pitched tones chiming]
-[buzzer blats]
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[ding!]
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[Jax] What do you mean, you can do that?
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Sorry, Jax, democracy has spoken.
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Democracy sucks.
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[portal shimmering]
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[patriotic music]
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[Pomni] Wait, what? Why me?
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[Jax] Eh, I thoughta position of power suited you.
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[Zooble] Oh my God,are these all gonna be Jax's ideas?
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[patriotic music concludes]
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[Kinger] Well, Ms. President,
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it looks like there are
some new developments
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in the ongoing war
between Australia and New Zealand.
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We may need to take in some refugees.
What do you think?
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Wh… How do you know what to do? What?
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[Kinger] Didn't you get the brief?
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I am… just being here.
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You're doing great, Pomni!
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[Kinger] Come down here for a sec.
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[whispering] We all got briefs
on our characters.
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I'm your assistant.
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I-Is that a baby-head lamp?
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[Kinger] Didn't you get one, too?
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I figured we were all
on the same page here.
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But if not, you're gonna have to tap
into those golden improv skills.
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-I'm sorry, what?
-[Jax] Oh, yeah!
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[Jax] I didn't give you one
'cause I wanted to see what you'd do!
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Thanks, Jax. Appreciate it.
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[Kinger] I'm not Jax.
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[Australian accent]
Oy, mate! I'm an Australian extremist,
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and I've come to detonate this bomb
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that'll release
all the world's deadliest spiders into…
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[normal voice] Did I pick a bad time?
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[canned laughter plays]
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His acting is phenomenal.
It's hard to believe he's vegan.
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Why wouldn't the president
have a bomb squad?!
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Don't worry, President Pomni!
I believe you can do this.
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There's centipedes in there, too.
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Just be sure you know what you're doing.
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Okay, well, which wire do I cut?
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-Follow your heart.
-You stay out of this!
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Shouldn't you be arrested, or something?
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-Hey, I'm on your side here.
-You're literally not.
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Come on, just pick your favorite color.
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Like the red one?
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[Kinger] I'd personally go with blue.
Blue's my favorite color.
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It being closest to black, and all.
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Wouldn't black be
your favorite color, then?
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[Kinger] Well, no. There's no black wire.
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Hi.
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I'm a New Zealand extremist, and…
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I… don't…
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know what New Zealanders
threaten people with.
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[bomb ticking]
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[mellow jazz music plays]
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[distorted feedback blares]
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-[cheerful pop music plays]
-[woman singing in Japanese]
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THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS (HIGH SCHOOL)
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What is this? I don't like this.
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[Zooble scoffs] Can it. At least we
finally have one that's by someone else.
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Yeah, there's nothing more fun
than being back in school.
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Just give it a chance, Jax. Jeez.
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[Zooble] There's nothing wrong
with your suggestion.
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Wh… H-How did you know
this was my suggestion?!
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Can you believe this, Pomni?
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First, she draws anime.
Now she drags us all into one.
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[scoffs]
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She must be one of them, uh… losers.
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You threw me out of a moving truck.
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[Kinger] All right, class.
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Today, we're gonna learn
the popular foreign language known as…
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-English?
-This is boring. I vote we skip it.
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[Zooble] Shut up. We're not skipping it.
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Slice-of-life animes are the worst ones.
It's embarrassing!
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I mean, I guess it's not as embarrassing
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as that time Gangle took
an anime figure and…
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Actually, yeah!
We can skip it. That's fine!
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Let's skip this one!
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[mellow celestial music plays]
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Are we just chilling for this one?
Can I finally relax?
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Uh, I guess so.
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But, uh, I prefer
a little bite to my adventures.
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[Kinger chomps]
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Then why don't you help yourself
to a sangwidge?
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-[Zooble] Here.
-Thanks.
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Do you think Gangle
is actually capable of being happy?
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-What?
-I dunno.
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Like, her comedy mask
still breaks every day.
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Does she think hanging out with Zooble
is gonna magically fix that?
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Maybe she just doesn't wanna hang out
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with someone
who's mean to her all the time.
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She likes when I'm mean to her, though.
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I didn't think you cared about
what other people like.
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[scoffs] I just…
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No, yeah, y-you're right… I don't.
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Do you have any… actual friends?
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Not anymore.
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Oh… Oh. Oh, wait, no. Uh, I'm… I'm sorry.
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I-I wasn't talking about…
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That…That wasn't meant to be…
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Uh… Uh… Hey, Kinger! [laughs awkwardly]
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Did you see the fireflies
all the way over there?
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[Kinger gasps] Where?!
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What was that about?
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It's nothing. Who cares?
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[sighs] Doesn't she get
on your nerves sometimes?
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I mean, she's nice to everyone.
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[Jax sighs] I don't know.
I just… I think she tries way too hard.
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Like, we're stuck in…
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Why are you always pretending
everything's always fine?
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Like, if you tell someone they're loved
and appreciated every day,
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it just kind of loses all meaning.
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[inhales deeply, sighs]
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It just feels like she's trying
to take advantage of you, you know?
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I don't know.
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Also, she's dumb, and she looks weird.
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Eh, I think we all look weird.
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Excuse you.
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This is what peak
male performance looks like.
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My ears and tail are kind
of the pinnacle of masculinity.
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You don't have a tail.
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[scoffs] What are you
talking about? Yes, I do.
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It's… It… What the… Where's my tail?
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How long have I not had my tail?
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I have never seen you with a tail.
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[Jax] When would that have even…
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They look happy.
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They do, don't they?
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You think after this, maybe we could…
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Wait a minute! That's a bad thing!
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Explain to daddy Bubble how bad thing?
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I-I think that… Don't say that.
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I-I think they're enjoying
the suggestion box adventures
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more than the me adventures!
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-What should I do?
-You should die…
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You should throw a [BLEEP!] beach party!
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Why do you swear now?
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Ugh, forget it.
Let's go to an intermission.
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[rewound audio warbles]
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[deep sultry voice] Intermission time.
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-[record scratches]
-[trippy music plays]
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[remixed vocals play]
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[funky music]
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[fantasy-like music]
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[upbeat whimsical music]
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[Zooble] Caine,
what are we doing right now?
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We're intermissioning!
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[Zooble] Why?
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[Zooble] Uh… Hello?
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And now, back to the show!
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-[moody jazz music plays]
-[bell jingles]
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Gimme a whiskey sour.
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But hold the egg white, since I'm a vegan.
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Wha… I hate this!
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How is this even possible?
I thought Caine couldn't…
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[Zooble] I could have made it
way worse for you.
244
00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:49,466
Well, I'm calling a vote
to turn Zooble into a slug.
245
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:51,700
-[warbling tones play]
-[low tones play]
246
00:11:51,766 --> 00:11:53,100
Everyone voted against that.
247
00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:55,000
Uuuugghh!!
248
00:11:55,066 --> 00:11:56,333
No hate it…
249
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:57,866
[bell jingles]
250
00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:01,200
[Kinger] Phew! It's raining
like the dickens out there.
251
00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:02,166
Hey, guys.
252
00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:04,266
[intimate jazz music]
253
00:12:04,866 --> 00:12:07,100
I'll have a cosmopolitan.
254
00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:08,933
[Kinger] Gimme a corncob blitz.
255
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,333
[Zooble] I'll throw something together.
256
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,633
You know your way around alcohol, huh?
257
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,400
[Zooble] Yeah.
This was one of my suggestions.
258
00:12:18,466 --> 00:12:21,100
I worked at a bar briefly.
I like making drinks.
259
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:23,366
That sounds fitting for you.
260
00:12:23,933 --> 00:12:25,800
[Zooble] I know
there's an implication there,
261
00:12:25,866 --> 00:12:28,233
but I can't be [BOINK!] to figure it out.
262
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:31,866
So, Pomni, you ever have any jobs?
Or are you too young for that?
263
00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:33,666
I'm 25 years old.
264
00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:35,666
And, yeah.
265
00:12:35,733 --> 00:12:38,633
I was an accountant
for a… a supermarket chain.
266
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:41,100
A supermarket? How'd you end up here?
267
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:43,200
Well, I…
268
00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:46,066
sometimes got bored of things…
269
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,900
and I would seek out mild thrills.
270
00:12:47,966 --> 00:12:51,066
Like exploring abandoned buildings,
you know?
271
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,033
And posting videos of it online.
272
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,233
[Jax] Ah, a YouTuber.
273
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:59,700
Not really. Nobody watched them.
274
00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:02,533
It was just something I did for me.
275
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,966
[Zooble] I sometimes did that.
I wouldn't record it, though.
276
00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,866
-Here's your cosmo.
-Thanks.
277
00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:09,433
Hiding something.
278
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,333
[Zooble] You'd know
all about that, wouldn't you?
279
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,566
What's your story, then?
280
00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:14,233
Ah, I thought you'd never ask.
281
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:17,033
Well, after my lung cancer diagnosis,
282
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,966
me and my junkie associate
from a chemistry class I used to teach…
283
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,333
[Zooble] I figured. How about you, Gangle?
284
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,633
Hey, I wasn't done.
285
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,466
[Zooble] If you're gonna make [BOINK!] up,
at least be creative about it.
286
00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:27,300
I know what you're referencing.
287
00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:29,666
Was that a reference to something?
288
00:13:29,733 --> 00:13:33,033
Uh… I worked in fast food.
289
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,033
[Zooble] You've done more than that.
What about your art?
290
00:13:35,866 --> 00:13:38,733
I was in community college
for graphic design,
291
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,833
but I dropped out.
292
00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:43,600
I didn't really
pursue art much after that.
293
00:13:43,666 --> 00:13:46,466
[Zooble] Hey, I'm always down
to make art together, if you want.
294
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:48,800
Oh, I didn't know
you were an artist, too, Zooble.
295
00:13:48,866 --> 00:13:51,833
[Zooble] Uh, yeah, I was
a tattoo artist for a couple years.
296
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,800
[Jax] A bartender and a tattoo artist?
297
00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:56,566
You're killin' me here, Zoobie.
298
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:58,966
[Zooble] What do you mean
when you say that?
299
00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:01,833
Do you have, like, an actual point?
Or are you just talking?
300
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,266
I'm just havin' fun.
I forgot you hate fun.
301
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,700
[Zooble] Fun isn't the thing I hate.
302
00:14:07,766 --> 00:14:12,233
I guess I'll go now. Oh, jeez,
where to start? [laughs nervously]
303
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,800
Um, I was born
into a fairly wealthy family.
304
00:14:15,866 --> 00:14:18,933
We had a large property
with horses and chickens.
305
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,266
And my mother…
306
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:24,466
Uh, well… my mother was… a lot.
307
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:29,700
Uh, I worked in real estate for a bit,
until I ended up… here.
308
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,566
[sighs]
309
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:33,500
I'm sure she doesn't miss me.
310
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,066
I certainly don't miss the yelling…
311
00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:40,566
and the berating… and guilt-tripping…
312
00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:41,900
And the…
313
00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:47,233
Yeah. Just kind of a farm girl.
Nothing too out of the ordinary.
314
00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:52,300
And no point in asking Kinger,
315
00:14:52,366 --> 00:14:54,566
'cause there's no way
he remembers anything.
316
00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:55,933
[Kinger] Never better!
317
00:14:57,066 --> 00:14:59,100
Do you guys know about his wife?
318
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,333
-[Jax] Huh?
-[Kinger] My what?!
319
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,800
-[Kinger] Oh.
-[Jax scoffs]
320
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,500
-[door opens]
-[bell dings]
321
00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:08,000
[NPC] He…
322
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,400
-What?
-[Zooble] That's disappearing guy.
323
00:15:11,466 --> 00:15:12,866
That's just what he does.
324
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:14,433
I see.
325
00:15:14,933 --> 00:15:17,000
From a previous adventure?
326
00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:19,500
Yeah. God, Pomni. You didn't know that?
327
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,400
[Zooble] I'm ignoring you.
328
00:15:21,466 --> 00:15:25,133
By the way, Pomni, sorry
about the whole president thing.
329
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,933
I just thought it'd be funny.
330
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,133
Uh, are… are… are you apologizing?
331
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,333
-What's happening?
-[Zooble] Just ignore him.
332
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,966
Uh…
333
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:37,300
Apology accepted. I guess.
334
00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:40,766
Wow, the first steps
of a budding friendship.
335
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:41,966
Right, Ragatha?
336
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,866
Uh, hey, Pomni.
337
00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:48,266
Remember when Kaufmo
smashed me against the walls
338
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,300
and I got all jumbled up?
339
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,433
Ah, all things considered,
that was pretty funny, right?
340
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,833
Noooo? Not really.
341
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,033
Oh, yeah, yeah. No, sorry.
342
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,400
That was probably
pretty traumatic for you.
343
00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:03,366
Ooh, remember
when you got high at McDonald's
344
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:05,700
and told Gangle to kill herself?
345
00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:06,966
[chuckles] Now that was funny.
346
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:10,200
What? I-I did not say that! I-I think.
347
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:11,833
No. No, of course I didn't. I…
348
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:15,200
And I am still so,
so sorry about that, Gangle.
349
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,800
I would never have said anything like that
350
00:16:17,866 --> 00:16:20,666
if I didn't get
that stupid sauce in my eye!
351
00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:23,900
Jeez, Raggy,
just let yourself be mean sometimes.
352
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:25,400
-It's funny.
-[Zooble] Yeah.
353
00:16:25,466 --> 00:16:28,600
Constantly tormenting Gangle's
really funny, Jax.
354
00:16:28,666 --> 00:16:31,300
You guys all take this place
way too seriously.
355
00:16:33,933 --> 00:16:36,733
Wh… What is this? Why'd you do that?
356
00:16:37,766 --> 00:16:39,766
Can you get that thing away from me?
357
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,433
[Zooble] Are you afraid of corn?
358
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:45,100
No. Who's afraid of corn?
359
00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:48,333
I'm bored! Let's go to the next adventure!
360
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,866
[Zooble] You're not even a part of…
361
00:16:50,766 --> 00:16:51,533
[crowd cheering]
362
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:55,400
[Caine through microphone]
It's softball, ladies and gentlemen!
363
00:16:55,466 --> 00:16:57,233
[Ragatha] O-Oh. We're doing this now?
364
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,700
Beautiful night for a game, right, Bubble?
365
00:16:59,766 --> 00:17:01,366
Bleeeh!!
366
00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:03,366
We've got the Big Tops
367
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:06,233
playing against the Evil Big Tops!
368
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,133
'Sup, [BLEEP!]? I'm Evil Pomni.
369
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,333
[cackling]
370
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,800
I'm Evil Ragatha!
371
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,200
Coach Dictatorer, here!
372
00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:18,266
[nervously] Uh, hi, guys. I-I'm Evil Jax.
373
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,833
[Evil Orbsman]
Evil Orbsman, reporting for duty!
374
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:21,933
[Evil Zooble goofy voice] I'm Bazooble!
375
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:22,833
[babbles]
376
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,966
Well, that wasn't in my suggestion.
377
00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:27,800
Why don't I get an evil clone?
378
00:17:27,866 --> 00:17:30,566
But first, let's welcome
our special guest,
379
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,300
here to sing the American national anthem.
380
00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:36,800
[crowd cheering]
381
00:17:36,866 --> 00:17:38,566
[microphone feedback squeals]
382
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,866
[Disappearing Guy] Oh, sa…
383
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:48,900
[applause]
384
00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:50,566
[screams]
385
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:53,066
[Kinger] All right, team!
386
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:57,300
I may not know what's going on
or who is going on,
387
00:17:57,366 --> 00:18:00,700
or when is going on, or why is going on,
388
00:18:00,766 --> 00:18:03,433
but I do know where is going on,
389
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,500
and it's out on that field.
390
00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:08,600
So, let's go break some tailbones, team.
391
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,833
H-Hey, guys.
392
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:14,633
I-I hope we all have a fun game,
no matter who ends up winning.
393
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:16,900
I wanna kill that guy.
394
00:18:16,966 --> 00:18:18,166
[crowd cheering]
395
00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:20,466
[Evil Ragatha] Well, hello, Stupidgatha!
396
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,800
I hope you're ready
to get completely annihilated!
397
00:18:23,866 --> 00:18:24,966
[cackles]
398
00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:28,000
Nobody loves you,
and you're going to die someday!
399
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,466
[cackles]
400
00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:31,366
We can't exactly die.
401
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:33,433
That's like the whole thing here.
402
00:18:35,066 --> 00:18:36,766
[Evil Orbsman] What the frick?
403
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:39,533
Huh? Oh, check this [BLEEP!] out.
404
00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:41,933
You're out, dumb-[BLEEP!]
405
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,466
[BOINK!] it!
406
00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:45,266
[Jax] Hah! Get owned!
407
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,366
[Pomni] [BLEEP!] yeah,
that's what I'm sayin'.
408
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:49,366
Ah, she's cool.
409
00:18:50,233 --> 00:18:51,666
Wait, w-what's that?
410
00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:54,533
-[high-pitched tones chiming]
-[buzzer blats]
411
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,700
[chime rings]
412
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,866
-What the heck?! Who did this?!
-[giggles]
413
00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:00,833
You!
414
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,233
-[Zooble] Hey!
-[wailing]
415
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,833
-[Kinger] Jax, you're up to bat!
-I cant… Don't wanna…
416
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,333
[stammers] I look like this, though!
417
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,100
[Zooble] Seems fitting for you,
though. I figured you'd be into this.
418
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,800
What does that mean?
What's that supposed to mean?
419
00:19:13,866 --> 00:19:16,533
[Zooble] I'm just havin' fun.
I forgot you hate fun.
420
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,333
I don't want to wear this!
421
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,600
[breathing heavily]
422
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:24,966
[Zooble] I have never seen you
this upset about something.
423
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,766
[Kinger] Jax! Bat!
424
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,833
I'm gonna kill you when this is over.
425
00:19:30,966 --> 00:19:32,933
[Evil Zooble]
Let's see what you're made of!
426
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,233
[Jax] Sh… Shut up!
427
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,566
[Evil Jax] D-Don't worry!
I think you look good!
428
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,933
I don't want to hear that!
I want you dead!
429
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,733
Huh, I guess there's no more ball.
We're done.
430
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,533
[Kinger] Wait! I got this!
431
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:51,766
-[Kinger] Hmm.
-[Zooble] Wh… Hey!
432
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:55,333
[Kinger] Sorry, Zooble. It's just
the perfect regulation softball size.
433
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,266
We're not playin' baseball, here.
434
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:04,366
I'm not doing this anymore.
435
00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:08,233
[Kinger] Wait, Jax!
Wh… What about where is going on?
436
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,466
[sighs]
437
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:11,300
I can't believe I hit it right to her.
438
00:20:11,366 --> 00:20:13,366
I'm supposed to be better than that.
439
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:17,533
[sighs] Sorry. I should be a better sport.
440
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:21,066
Not to, like, agree with Jax, or anything,
441
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:24,633
but there's nothing wrong
with showing your negative emotions.
442
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,566
That's… pretty normal.
443
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:28,200
[sighs] I don't know.
444
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,533
I don't want to be a jerk, or anything.
445
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,200
I think we all need
to be a jerk sometimes.
446
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,166
[mumbles]
447
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,833
Maybe. Who knows?
448
00:20:41,466 --> 00:20:43,533
[Zooble] Caine! We need a ball here!
449
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,433
[snores, stammers]
450
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,633
Wha… Oh!
451
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,366
[schwing!]
452
00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:50,033
[Zooble] Jax, we have a ball now!
What are you doing?
453
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,400
[Jax] Ugh, see ya.
454
00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:57,800
Whoops, I missed.
455
00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:00,900
Oh, darn, I'm out.
456
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,233
Having fun?
457
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,333
Oh, you know it.
458
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,200
Oh, look, Gangle's up to bat.
459
00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:11,666
How do you think this is gonna go?
460
00:21:11,733 --> 00:21:14,166
Would you stop trying
to force her to act like you?
461
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:17,600
Oh, yeah, I should force her to be happy
all the time instead, right?
462
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:20,400
Well, it's better than turning her
into some insensitive jerk
463
00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:22,000
who deflects everything.
464
00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:24,066
I can think for myself, guys.
465
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:26,000
Hey, I ain't forcin' anything on ya.
466
00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:28,400
And then you just act like
you never do anything wrong
467
00:21:28,466 --> 00:21:30,466
and everybody loves you, when, in reality,
468
00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:32,766
you just [BONK!] everything up
for everyone else!
469
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,866
Okay, let's, like, calm down a bit.
470
00:21:35,933 --> 00:21:38,900
What?! You're the one who said
it's fine to be a jerk sometimes!
471
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:42,333
Ugh! I'm sorry, Pomni.
472
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,500
[sighs] That wasn't very cool of me.
473
00:21:44,566 --> 00:21:46,433
I-It's fine.
474
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,766
No apologies for me? This is so sad.
475
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,366
[sighs]
476
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,166
I'm sorry, Jax…
477
00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:57,133
for… for bringing up that thing earlier.
478
00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:04,233
So…
479
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,433
You wanna… talk about that?
480
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,866
I'm in a maid outfit. What do you think?
481
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:13,733
[sighs]
482
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,500
So, how's the game going?
483
00:22:15,566 --> 00:22:17,733
[Kinger] Great! Gangle hit a home run!
484
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,700
-Really?
-[Gangle] Yeah.
485
00:22:19,766 --> 00:22:22,166
Your instructions helped me a lot.
486
00:22:22,233 --> 00:22:23,700
[laughs softly] Huh.
487
00:22:24,766 --> 00:22:26,666
[Zooble] Can you give me my eye back?
488
00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:30,000
[Evil Zooble] Jokes on you… I've already
forgotten what you're talkin' about!
489
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:32,300
[grunts]
490
00:22:32,366 --> 00:22:36,166
Wowie! Another home run!
491
00:22:36,233 --> 00:22:38,266
[Evil Kinger] God [BLEEP!]
492
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,766
[Zooble] What, uh… Okay.
493
00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:42,866
[Kinger] Nice going, Zooble!
494
00:22:42,933 --> 00:22:45,066
All right, Pomni, you're up.
495
00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:46,533
Hey, Ragatha?
496
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,266
You wanna bat for me instead?
497
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,500
O-O-Oh, uh…
498
00:22:50,566 --> 00:22:53,400
I guess I could,
if you really don't want to.
499
00:22:53,966 --> 00:22:57,666
Think of it as a… a second chance
to show 'em who's boss.
500
00:22:57,733 --> 00:22:58,666
[scoffs]
501
00:22:58,733 --> 00:22:59,600
Yeah.
502
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,900
[crowd cheering]
503
00:23:06,266 --> 00:23:08,800
-[Ragatha] Uh…
-[Caine] Bazowieezooweewa!
504
00:23:08,866 --> 00:23:10,633
Another home run!
505
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,766
And that makes three home runs in a row!
506
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,433
The Big Tops win!
507
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:18,133
Uh, that's… not how softball works.
508
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,800
Well, that's how my softball works.
We're done! Hooray!
509
00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:21,933
[Evil Ragatha] No!
510
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,133
Ugh. [BLEEP!], man.
511
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,733
We didn't even get to bat.
512
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,900
-[Kinger] You did it, Ragatha!
-[Ragatha] Whoa!
513
00:23:31,966 --> 00:23:33,166
[Kinger] We won!
514
00:23:33,233 --> 00:23:35,666
Uh, I mean, I guess.
515
00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:38,633
Good job… whatever you did.
516
00:23:39,133 --> 00:23:41,566
[Zooble] Huh? Uh, oh, yeah.
Good job, team.
517
00:23:42,733 --> 00:23:45,400
Huh? Oh, cool. I'm not a vegan anymore.
518
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,166
Oh, hey! W-Wait, what are you…
519
00:23:49,233 --> 00:23:51,333
-[growling]
-[screaming]
520
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,000
[Kinger] Why is going on?!
521
00:23:53,066 --> 00:23:56,266
[screaming and growling continue]
522
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,566
[portal shimmering]
523
00:24:00,633 --> 00:24:02,300
[Caine] Well, I hope we all learned
524
00:24:02,366 --> 00:24:05,400
that suggestion box ideas
are actually not fun at all,
525
00:24:05,466 --> 00:24:07,933
and Caine's ideas are much better!
526
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,266
[Zooble] Well, some of them
were pretty okay.
527
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:12,500
I kind of liked the low-stakes ones.
528
00:24:12,566 --> 00:24:14,466
I thought the first two were awesome.
529
00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:16,300
The rest… eh.
530
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,866
Oh, yeah, Pomni… I can show you that thing
in the hall I was talking about.
531
00:24:19,933 --> 00:24:21,333
Uh, oh, yeah, sure.
532
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:28,966
[sighs]
533
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,200
[sinister music plays]
534
00:24:46,633 --> 00:24:51,200
[upbeat jazzy music plays]
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