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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,066 --> 00:00:08,766 [upbeat techno music plays] 2 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:15,000 So, you just wind your arm backwards in a big circle, 3 00:00:15,066 --> 00:00:17,466 release right at the bottom, and follow through. 4 00:00:17,533 --> 00:00:18,833 You got that? 5 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:20,300 Uh… 6 00:00:20,366 --> 00:00:22,500 -You're wasting your time, Raggy. -[sighs] 7 00:00:22,566 --> 00:00:24,233 Just wait a second. 8 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:27,000 -Like this? -Yeah, you got it. 9 00:00:28,233 --> 00:00:29,566 -Oof! -Jax! 10 00:00:29,633 --> 00:00:31,133 I actually didn't mean to do that. 11 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,433 Are you all right, Gangle? 12 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,000 Owww… 13 00:00:35,066 --> 00:00:37,066 [sighs] Why do you always gotta do this? 14 00:00:37,133 --> 00:00:39,866 -What? I just said it was an accident. -Unbelievable. You are unbelievable! 15 00:00:39,933 --> 00:00:42,233 [Zooble] Hey, Gangle. I think I found something you might like. 16 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:43,800 -…really a bad guy! -Oh, right, of course! 17 00:00:43,866 --> 00:00:45,633 -What was I thinking? -[Zooble] I dunno if it'll work, 18 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:48,033 but it looks about the same shape as yours. 19 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:49,033 Oh. 20 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,700 [Zooble] And the best part is, it's plastic. 21 00:00:50,766 --> 00:00:53,066 [thunk-thunk!] So it won't break as easily. 22 00:00:54,733 --> 00:00:55,800 Try it on. 23 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,266 How's it feel? 24 00:01:00,966 --> 00:01:03,166 It feels… 25 00:01:03,233 --> 00:01:04,700 normal. 26 00:01:04,766 --> 00:01:06,133 Like, in a good way. 27 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,766 [Zooble] That's good. Right? 28 00:01:07,833 --> 00:01:09,000 Yeah. 29 00:01:09,066 --> 00:01:10,766 Thank you, Zooble. 30 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:11,900 What the heck is this? 31 00:01:11,966 --> 00:01:13,600 You're just givin' away parts now? 32 00:01:13,666 --> 00:01:16,100 [Zooble] So what if I am? I'm not giving any to YOU. 33 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:17,200 [hisses through teeth] Darn. 34 00:01:17,266 --> 00:01:20,200 I guess you're never gettin' that unicorn horn, Pomni. 35 00:01:20,266 --> 00:01:22,900 When did I ever say anything about that? 36 00:01:22,966 --> 00:01:24,933 I think you'd look good with one. 37 00:01:26,466 --> 00:01:27,766 Well, it's possib-- 38 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:30,266 Did somebody say "adventure"? 39 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,333 No…? 40 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,900 Today's adventure is… 41 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:39,533 That's right! 42 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,433 Scary human meat is all over the walls, 43 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,733 and, boy, is it smelly! 44 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,200 -It's up to you to-- -Okay, wait, wait wait. 45 00:01:46,266 --> 00:01:48,300 Can we, like, chill with the horror? 46 00:01:48,366 --> 00:01:49,266 Please? 47 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:52,733 I really don't want this to be like last time. 48 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,200 [Zooble] What happened last time? Was that the one made for me? 49 00:01:55,266 --> 00:01:58,800 There was this awful, horrifying angel head thing 50 00:01:58,866 --> 00:02:00,566 And when we tried to fight back at all, 51 00:02:00,633 --> 00:02:01,800 we got sent to Hell, 52 00:02:01,866 --> 00:02:05,100 where evil souls tried to infest our bodies. 53 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,900 It was bad. 54 00:02:06,966 --> 00:02:08,600 [Zooble] Why did you think I would like that? 55 00:02:08,666 --> 00:02:11,033 Well, if you're all gonna be such CRITICS, 56 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:12,800 why don't you suggest a better one? 57 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:13,766 [Zooble] We do! 58 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:16,633 Have you not checked the suggestion box once? 59 00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:21,133 Gonna be real, I forgot we had that. 60 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,133 [Zooble] I knew it. 61 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,633 -We have a suggestion box? -[Zooble] Basically, no. 62 00:02:28,966 --> 00:02:30,600 -Bubble, plug that up. -Bleh! 63 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:35,900 "How about an adventure where Zooble gets turned into a piñata, 64 00:02:35,966 --> 00:02:38,100 and we all take turns beating them up?" 65 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:40,900 -[chuckles] That one's mine. -[Zooble] Who would have guessed? 66 00:02:40,966 --> 00:02:43,466 "Let's just have an adventure where Jax can't talk… 67 00:02:43,533 --> 00:02:44,833 [muffled] …through the entire thing." 68 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:46,800 -Genuinely hurtful. -[Zooble] Good. 69 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:50,800 Can we maybe pick one that's more… normal? 70 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:53,933 W-Well, I don't know what's NORMAL to you people! 71 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,333 "Let's have one where we all work at a fast food place." 72 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,833 -Is that normal? -Who wrote that? 73 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:03,266 -Uh, yeah, that's pretty normal. -Great! 74 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:05,300 That means today's adventure is… 75 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:12,100 And YOU can be the shift manager! 76 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:13,800 You did not just make that today's adventure. 77 00:03:13,866 --> 00:03:14,733 That's right! 78 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,666 You've shown enough leadership skills today 79 00:03:16,733 --> 00:03:19,100 to be the perfect shift manager! 80 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:20,833 Of course. Of course! 81 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,966 I'm already getting tons of ideas! 82 00:03:23,033 --> 00:03:24,033 Haha-- 83 00:03:27,033 --> 00:03:27,900 That was weird. 84 00:03:27,966 --> 00:03:30,033 [Zooble] Well, see you guys when it's over. 85 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:31,200 Wh-- Again?! 86 00:03:31,266 --> 00:03:33,700 [Zooble] I'm not gonna be a wage slave for fun. 87 00:03:33,766 --> 00:03:35,066 [Kinger gasps] Oh! I know! 88 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:36,833 I could sit this one out, 89 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:38,766 and Zooble could take my place! 90 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:40,266 [Zooble] Wh-- That's not how that works. 91 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:41,600 Great idea, Kinger! 92 00:03:41,666 --> 00:03:43,833 It'll be nice to have you back on board, Zooble. 93 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,333 [Zooble] Wh-- Are you kidding me?! 94 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,900 I'm not just gonna be forced into this stupid adventu-- 95 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:49,400 You can shut up now! 96 00:03:49,466 --> 00:03:51,400 [Zooble] [descending] AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!! 97 00:03:51,466 --> 00:03:54,166 I think I might be able to give it a swing. 98 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:57,300 Being a shift manager WAS my job at one point. 99 00:03:57,366 --> 00:03:58,866 Then what are we waiting for? 100 00:03:58,933 --> 00:04:00,300 Get your nonslip shoes ready, 101 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:02,933 'cause we're going to Spudsy's! 102 00:04:04,466 --> 00:04:05,366 AGH!! 103 00:04:05,966 --> 00:04:08,966 [triumphant fanfare plays] 104 00:04:10,966 --> 00:04:12,100 [Zooble] AAAGH! 105 00:04:13,766 --> 00:04:16,433 Well, I guess I should get into manager mode 106 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,600 and get us all kicked off. 107 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:20,600 [buttons beeping] [switches flicking] 108 00:04:20,666 --> 00:04:25,666 [cheerful, industrious music plays] 109 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,933 And with that out of the way, 110 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,933 let's get to work, guys! 111 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:31,900 Oh, no! 112 00:04:31,966 --> 00:04:34,400 -It looks like I've taken Ragatha… -Huh? 113 00:04:34,466 --> 00:04:36,733 …And dropped her in the deep fryer. 114 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,133 [burbled screaming] 115 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,133 Oh, no no no no no no NO. 116 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,200 We can't have ANYTHING like that going on around here. 117 00:04:43,266 --> 00:04:45,000 What are you gonna do about it, though? 118 00:04:45,066 --> 00:04:47,333 -I'm calling upper management. -[burbled screaming continues] 119 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,466 [phone rings] 120 00:04:48,533 --> 00:04:50,633 -Mmmm yello? -Hey, Caine. 121 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:53,000 We're having a bit of an issue with the employees, 122 00:04:53,066 --> 00:04:56,066 and I was wondering if you could maybe have a punishment waiting for them 123 00:04:56,133 --> 00:04:58,500 at the end of the day if they do a terrible job? 124 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,166 -Wait, what? -Motivation! 125 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:01,900 That's what my adventures have been missing! 126 00:05:01,966 --> 00:05:03,733 Great idea, Gangle. 127 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,700 I'll be sure to make something TRULY awful 128 00:05:05,766 --> 00:05:08,100 awaiting your rotten employees. 129 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:09,100 Why would you do this? 130 00:05:09,166 --> 00:05:11,333 It's called a manic episode, 131 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,033 and you're gettin' three more seasons! 132 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:15,500 [laughs heartily] Anyway. 133 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:18,266 Jax, it's your job to set up the drink station, 134 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,000 make new coffee and iced tea, 135 00:05:20,066 --> 00:05:21,600 and fill the ice cream machine. 136 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:23,466 So, get to it! 137 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:25,366 [Ragatha] [screaming continues] 138 00:05:26,866 --> 00:05:29,066 This is really weird. 139 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,000 -[hiss!] -[Zooble] Agh! 140 00:05:37,666 --> 00:05:39,100 [bouncing footsteps] 141 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:41,433 [Strange customer] [unintelligible, rubbery speech] 142 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,666 Oh, ah-- uh, what can I get for you today? 143 00:05:44,733 --> 00:05:47,400 Oh, hey! It's Orbsman. 144 00:05:47,466 --> 00:05:49,566 Oh, he's from a previous adventure. 145 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:51,500 Uh, before your time. 146 00:05:51,566 --> 00:05:54,566 [Orbsman] [unintelligible, rubbery speech continues] 147 00:05:58,633 --> 00:06:01,666 Okay, uh, a Number 57. 148 00:06:03,733 --> 00:06:06,233 Oh, I HAAATE this guy. 149 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,466 Never say you hate the customer 150 00:06:08,533 --> 00:06:11,133 while the customer is still here. 151 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,366 We wait until after hours for that. 152 00:06:13,433 --> 00:06:16,700 [pleasant muzak plays over speakers] 153 00:06:16,766 --> 00:06:17,933 Ugh. 154 00:06:19,366 --> 00:06:20,766 [NPC 1 rudely] Excuse me. 155 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:22,366 Yeah, little jester? 156 00:06:22,433 --> 00:06:24,733 I'd like to order the Stupid Burger. 157 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,166 Last time I ordered it here, 158 00:06:26,233 --> 00:06:28,800 they forgot to add the sauce that makes you stupid. 159 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:31,133 Don't forget the sauce. 160 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,666 I-Is that a thing we have? 161 00:06:32,733 --> 00:06:34,633 [NPC] Yes. I order it all the time. 162 00:06:35,266 --> 00:06:36,800 I'm addicted. 163 00:06:36,866 --> 00:06:37,800 Okay. 164 00:06:37,866 --> 00:06:39,900 One Stupid Burger. 165 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,800 Heard you loud and clear. 166 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:44,900 Guh! 167 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,866 [warped rushing] 168 00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:58,933 [sinister music plays] 169 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,366 [guffaws softly] 170 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:07,300 So, you're just, like, actually doing the job. 171 00:07:07,366 --> 00:07:09,500 [Zooble] Yeah? I don't want Caine to punish me. 172 00:07:09,566 --> 00:07:11,700 [scoffs] Caine's not gonna do anything malicious. 173 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:13,400 It's…[sniffs] …not in his nature. 174 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,533 [Zooble] You really want to find out? 175 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,833 The only thing holding Caine back is the fact that he likes us. 176 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:19,833 I wouldn't push it. 177 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:22,033 That's rich coming from you. 178 00:07:24,266 --> 00:07:25,533 Ugh! 179 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,633 [dishes clinking] 180 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,200 [yelps] 181 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:32,000 -Hello! -Hello, sheila! 182 00:07:32,066 --> 00:07:34,633 I'll have a sausage bacon jaffle combo. 183 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:37,766 And the mates here just want six hash browns split between ‘em. 184 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:38,900 Yeah, yeah, okay. 185 00:07:38,966 --> 00:07:42,833 Uh, are you, Do y-y-you-- Hi! 186 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,900 Uh-- Are you, uh-- 187 00:07:44,966 --> 00:07:45,900 You all right, miss? 188 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,566 Y-yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fiiiine. 189 00:07:48,633 --> 00:07:51,000 I'll call your order when your name's ready, er.. 190 00:07:51,066 --> 00:07:53,566 [stammers] Yeah. 191 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:59,400 Aw, wait -- I forgot to ask for a kid's meal toy. 192 00:07:59,466 --> 00:08:01,633 -You're not a kid. -Ah, yeah. 193 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:02,900 Uh, an adult toy, then. 194 00:08:02,966 --> 00:08:04,933 Eh, don't know about that one, mate. 195 00:08:06,766 --> 00:08:08,200 Uh, can I help you, miss? 196 00:08:08,266 --> 00:08:10,233 I, uh… [laughs nervously] 197 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:13,200 …just wanted to say hi. 198 00:08:13,266 --> 00:08:15,066 Um… 199 00:08:15,133 --> 00:08:16,600 Hi. 200 00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:18,300 Do we know each other? 201 00:08:18,366 --> 00:08:20,266 I… 202 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,800 don't know. 203 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:27,233 What? Ragatha, where's Pomni? 204 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:28,300 [slow, slurred speech ] Huh? 205 00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:31,000 Oh, she's flirting with the gummy guy. 206 00:08:31,066 --> 00:08:34,100 'Cause she'd rather be with the NPC 207 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:36,433 than with us, or something. 208 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,833 Hmm. 209 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,066 Well, that won't do. 210 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:44,100 I wish someone would flirt with me. 211 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:46,733 Pomni! We need you on the register! 212 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,500 Stop weirding the customers out! 213 00:08:49,566 --> 00:08:51,733 But it's Gummigoo. 214 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:52,800 Can't the job wait a bit? 215 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,533 -It's not like this is real. -[laughs sarcastically] 216 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,700 Next you're gonna say my authority isn't real. 217 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,200 [tink!] 218 00:09:03,766 --> 00:09:06,666 Anyway, put away that breakfast menu, 219 00:09:06,733 --> 00:09:09,233 because it's lunch time! 220 00:09:11,466 --> 00:09:14,366 All right, fellas, it's lunch rush. 221 00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:16,300 Get your game faces on! 222 00:09:16,366 --> 00:09:18,366 [distant equipment beeping] [dishes clinking] 223 00:09:22,566 --> 00:09:24,266 [register dinging repeatedly] 224 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:26,900 -[Gloink Queen growling] -[stammers] 225 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,766 Does this count as a bus? 226 00:09:30,066 --> 00:09:32,466 Are you ready to order? 227 00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:33,366 [NPC 2] No, thanks. 228 00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:34,866 I got this bowl of cereal. 229 00:09:34,933 --> 00:09:36,266 [crunching] 230 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,900 -Well, there's a line of people behind -- -[rumbling] 231 00:09:38,966 --> 00:09:41,133 -[munching] -[NPCs screaming] 232 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:44,166 300 cheeseburgers for all my precious spawn! 233 00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:48,400 Is that for here, or to… 234 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:55,066 Uhhhh, can you hold on for just a second? 235 00:09:56,033 --> 00:09:59,100 [NPC 3] AGH!! AAAAAGH!!! 236 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,833 Blumby, Skethers, Leotthew! 237 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:04,300 Leave that poor, pitiful creature alone! 238 00:10:04,366 --> 00:10:07,900 Do all the gloinks have names? 239 00:10:07,966 --> 00:10:09,500 Of COURSE they do! 240 00:10:09,566 --> 00:10:12,900 I love and cherish every gloink I give birth to! 241 00:10:12,966 --> 00:10:15,800 What kind of mother do you think I am? 242 00:10:17,066 --> 00:10:18,800 [slurring] That's beautiful… 243 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,866 Hey, I-I… 244 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,833 [speaking indistinctly] 245 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,300 [mellow music plays] 246 00:10:29,366 --> 00:10:30,733 I-I just… 247 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,300 w-want to wish you a pleasant day. 248 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,366 Thanks for eating at Spudsy's. 249 00:10:38,966 --> 00:10:41,500 Have a good one, miss. 250 00:10:41,566 --> 00:10:42,900 [bell jingles] 251 00:10:42,966 --> 00:10:44,266 [door creaks] 252 00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:47,500 [lighthearted music plays] 253 00:10:47,566 --> 00:10:49,600 [sing-song] Oh, Ja-ax! 254 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:51,700 [normal voice] The bathroom looks like a biohazard 255 00:10:51,766 --> 00:10:54,133 and needs a good scrubbin'. 256 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:57,200 -Uh, I dunno, shouldn't, like, a biohazard crew take care of that? 257 00:10:57,266 --> 00:11:00,000 [laughs] Oh, Jaxy-boy. 258 00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:02,500 Don't you want to be a model employee? 259 00:11:02,566 --> 00:11:04,500 No. I don't care about any of this. 260 00:11:04,566 --> 00:11:08,533 Well, that doesn't really sound like a can-do attitude to me. 261 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,466 -It's not. -[laughs stiffly] Bad. 262 00:11:11,533 --> 00:11:13,000 I like you better when you're sad. 263 00:11:13,066 --> 00:11:14,800 [tink!!] 264 00:11:14,866 --> 00:11:16,633 [laughs] Well. 265 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:21,066 Maybe YOU just need some more… 266 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,266 -More-- -…Training! 267 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,633 BLEGH! [grunts] 268 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,866 Uh, Huh? 269 00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:31,566 Huh?? 270 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,700 -[TV zaps on] -[pleasant music plays] 271 00:11:33,766 --> 00:11:36,466 -[over speakers] Welcome to Spudsy's. 272 00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:39,000 In this video, you're gonna learn the ins and outs 273 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,900 of what makes you a good crew member. 274 00:11:41,966 --> 00:11:44,833 AND a valuable asset to the Spudsy's Corporation. 275 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:46,100 When did you make this? 276 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,500 Now, I know what you're thinking… 277 00:11:48,566 --> 00:11:50,900 "I don't want a career in fast food. 278 00:11:50,966 --> 00:11:52,300 I want to be a comic artist 279 00:11:52,366 --> 00:11:55,900 and eventually launch my own manga-inspired webcomic!" 280 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,966 And it's cool to have dreams, 281 00:11:58,033 --> 00:12:01,833 but you also need to remember that they're completely unrealistic, 282 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,866 and you need to stop trying. 283 00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:09,366 But before we get into all that, first things first! 284 00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:10,666 Are you smiling? 285 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,233 Uh, no? 286 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,000 -[music stops] - 287 00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:16,700 -Uh, Uh-- 288 00:12:16,766 --> 00:12:19,433 Wait. Uh. Wait, wait-- Uh. Wait. Um. 289 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,466 No-- Nobody can see this, right? 290 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:25,466 - 291 00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,766 [alternating tones play rapidly] 292 00:12:35,266 --> 00:12:36,700 [silly music plays] 293 00:12:36,766 --> 00:12:37,833 Hmmmm… 294 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:41,366 Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhorseradish sauce… 295 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:43,266 [Zooble] Hey! We need to start assembling these. 296 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,433 I'm running out of room here. 297 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:48,433 Ehh, I made, like, five or six of 'em? 298 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,600 [Zooble] Cool. That's 6 out of 300. 299 00:12:50,666 --> 00:12:51,600 Uuughh. 300 00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:52,800 You… 301 00:12:52,866 --> 00:12:55,566 are such a grouch. 302 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:58,900 Why are you always being a, ah, a grunch? 303 00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:00,433 Grun-- Haha… 304 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,733 [Zooble] Gangle, can you help Ragatha? 305 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,900 I think she… 306 00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:05,700 huffed paint, or something. 307 00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:09,400 Huffing paint and not waiting until a designated break? 308 00:13:09,466 --> 00:13:10,433 I'll be right there. 309 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,800 No, wait. 310 00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:12,900 I can do it. 311 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,466 [giggling] I just gotta grab the horseradish sauce. 312 00:13:17,466 --> 00:13:20,000 [sighs] I miss my horses. 313 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,166 [Gangle] Here, let me help you with that. 314 00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:24,900 Why are you even the boss, anyway? 315 00:13:24,966 --> 00:13:28,200 I feel like I'm way more responsible than you a-- [sighs] 316 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,700 Well, if you under-perform now, 317 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,300 you might end up hurt later. 318 00:13:32,366 --> 00:13:33,700 Hurt, nothin'! 319 00:13:33,766 --> 00:13:35,166 I'm hurt enough. 320 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:37,366 Packages landin' on my head. 321 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:38,433 Tea parties. 322 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,700 Dancin' lessons. 323 00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:41,966 What's wrong with her? 324 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,500 You know, a team works much better 325 00:13:45,566 --> 00:13:47,700 when we're all giving it 110% 326 00:13:47,766 --> 00:13:50,266 instead of, uh… 5%. 327 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:53,100 No offense, but you're kind of annoying 328 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,600 when you have your happy mask. 329 00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:55,666 [TINK!!!] 330 00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:59,100 Wait, is that mean to say? 331 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:02,466 [Gangle] Zooble, help Ragatha with assembly. 332 00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:05,133 I'm gonna go over here now. 333 00:14:15,366 --> 00:14:17,266 Oh, are you KIDDING ME?! 334 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:18,500 Hey, Gangle! 335 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,166 I think the clock's broken. 336 00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:21,366 Is it broken? 337 00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:24,166 -Or are we the broken ones? -Ah, great. 338 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:26,800 How long has this shift really gone on for? 339 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,133 Six hours? 340 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,066 8? 24? 341 00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:31,633 A week? A year? 342 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,700 Does time even move in here? 343 00:14:33,766 --> 00:14:35,100 Will we ever go home? 344 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,600 Will we ever achieve our dreams? 345 00:14:37,666 --> 00:14:38,666 [watch beeps] 346 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,400 Oh, wait. 347 00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:43,033 Yeah, that clock's broken. 348 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,366 [insects chirping] 349 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,600 [gloinks rattling] [door opens] 350 00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:48,900 [bell jingles] 351 00:14:49,866 --> 00:14:53,033 Well, that was more info on gloink reproduction 352 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,133 than I ever needed to know. 353 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,333 [distant equipment beeping] 354 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,133 Can you move? 355 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,666 Yo, Jax. 356 00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:07,333 I, like… hate you. 357 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,566 But I don't want you to hate me. 358 00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,000 Is that weird? 359 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,633 You're drunk, or something. 360 00:15:16,366 --> 00:15:18,233 Oh, yeah. [laughs dreamily] 361 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:22,333 [sighs] How you doin'? 362 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,466 Everything's been-- 363 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,500 I'm doing fine. 364 00:15:27,566 --> 00:15:30,100 [sighs] Wish I could say the same. 365 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,833 Jax! There's dishes back here! 366 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,433 You got time to lean, you got time to clean! 367 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,166 [laughs] Ugh, God. 368 00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:38,933 I'm on it! 369 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,066 Later, Pomni. 370 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000 [insects chirping] 371 00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:53,533 [inhales deeply] 372 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,733 [muffled shrieking] 373 00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:03,533 You, uh… 374 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,733 You good? 375 00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:09,400 My comedy mask is usually broken by now. 376 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,566 We're doing another one of these. 377 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:15,466 Um, is the mask not making you happy? 378 00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:21,800 Do you have anybody to talk to? 379 00:16:21,866 --> 00:16:24,033 Like, in regards to… 380 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,700 your issues. 381 00:16:25,766 --> 00:16:29,500 I'm sure Ragatha would like to help you out. 382 00:16:29,566 --> 00:16:30,800 Heh. 383 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:33,033 Oh, Ragatha. 384 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,500 I love her, but… 385 00:16:35,566 --> 00:16:37,833 after a while, it gets kind of hard to tell 386 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,300 how genuine she's actually being. 387 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,600 -Well, maybe-- -Aaaanyway! 388 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:48,600 We can't spend all night out here talking about our feelings. 389 00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:50,666 We've got work to do! 390 00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:52,533 [laughs weakly] 391 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,800 [sighs] All right, I'm clockin' out. 392 00:17:08,866 --> 00:17:10,066 This wasn't fun at all. 393 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,866 See you all later. [visor clatters] 394 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,966 [bell jingles] 395 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,266 [groans] 396 00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:37,400 [Zooble] You know, when Ragatha gets off, 397 00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:40,466 I feel like she might need a designated driver. 398 00:17:40,533 --> 00:17:43,066 Why are you asking me? 399 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,900 I'm closing tonight. 400 00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:47,333 [Zooble] Oh, no, I meant I'd drive her home. 401 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,700 Oh. 402 00:17:48,766 --> 00:17:51,733 I think she gets off in an hour. 403 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,366 [Zooble] Okay. I can stick around until then. 404 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,400 [soft ambient static] 405 00:18:13,466 --> 00:18:20,100 [quiet, unpleasant music plays] 406 00:18:35,966 --> 00:18:36,966 Hey. 407 00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:39,433 You know… 408 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,700 I can close for you, if you want. 409 00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:43,766 Huh? 410 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,633 If you want to get out of here, you can. 411 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,800 You don't have to be stuck here alone. 412 00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:51,466 I can handle closing. 413 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,100 Would that… 414 00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:56,566 …be okay? 415 00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:59,166 I think so. 416 00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:01,033 You should go home and get some rest. 417 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:10,400 [hopeful music plays] 418 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,533 [bell jingles] 419 00:19:24,366 --> 00:19:25,800 What a weird day. 420 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,300 [insects chirping] 421 00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:37,266 [mellow music plays] 422 00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:48,900 [music swells] 423 00:19:48,966 --> 00:19:57,133 [dramatic, hopeful music plays] 424 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,766 [music slows] 425 00:20:25,366 --> 00:20:26,466 [HOOOONK!!] 426 00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:30,700 [clock ticking] 427 00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:35,000 All righty, let's get this performance review out of the way. 428 00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:36,400 Overall, pretty productive. 429 00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:39,233 Made a lot of sales with few customer complaints. 430 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,800 Couldn't help but notice, however, 431 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,933 that you seem to have cut your own shift short, 432 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,566 went a little kooky, and ran out into oncoming traffic. 433 00:20:46,633 --> 00:20:48,866 Now, being in a position of power like this, 434 00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:51,700 you cooooould offload the blame 435 00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:52,900 to one of your employees 436 00:20:52,966 --> 00:20:55,100 and avoid the dock on your score. 437 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,933 What do you think? 438 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,566 No, that was my responsibility. 439 00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:01,766 I just… 440 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,600 …Cracked under the pressure, I suppose. 441 00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:05,600 Hmm. 442 00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:10,000 Well, that's gonna knock your overall score down to… 443 00:21:10,066 --> 00:21:11,333 a B-plus! 444 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,633 How's that sound? 445 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:15,900 Speechless. 446 00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:17,266 I can't say I blame you. 447 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:20,333 Not every executive is as forgiving as me. 448 00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:23,766 And that's it for the reviews! 449 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,033 You have yourself a nice day. 450 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:32,866 [door creaks] 451 00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:37,866 I am such a good-- 452 00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:39,900 [glitched, distorted audio] 453 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,966 [no audible dialogue] 454 00:21:44,966 --> 00:21:47,600 [Zooble] Hey, what are you all the way out here for? 455 00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:51,033 [sniffles] I messed everything up. 456 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,700 The mask didn't work. [sniffles] 457 00:21:53,766 --> 00:21:57,466 And now, I don't think anybody wants to talk to me anymore. 458 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,833 [Zooble] I still like talking to you. 459 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,600 Look, the new mask was a bust. 460 00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:05,700 So, what? 461 00:22:05,766 --> 00:22:08,233 I'm sure we'll find something that works eventually. 462 00:22:09,233 --> 00:22:10,433 [sniffles] [chuckles softly] 463 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:14,100 I don't deserve a friend like you. 464 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,666 [Zooble] [chuckles] Well, you've got one. 465 00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:19,733 Now, come on over and hang out with the rest of us. 466 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,100 Bring your art, too. 467 00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:22,900 I always like seeing what you draw. 468 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:30,400 [hopeful music plays] 469 00:22:33,566 --> 00:22:36,500 [upbeat jazzy music plays] 32321

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