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[upbeat techno music plays]
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[upbeat, goofy music plays]
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[gasping]
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I can't hold it any longer.
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Sure you can.
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We can't die from
oxygen deprivation, remember?
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But it still feels like I'm gonna die.
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-[Kinger] Try not thinking about it.
-Or you could toughen up!
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I wanna see
what your funny cartoon body does.
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Hey, take it easy.
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[falsetto] "Ooh, take it easy!"
[normal voice] That's you.
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[Pomni] All right.
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Here I go.
[inhales deeply]
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♪♪
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[Zooble] All right,
we've entered the blue zone.
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Hey, there's something new.
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[Zooble] Okay, we're getting red.
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Ooh, orange.
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[Zooble] Yellow.
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Green.
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[Kinger] Whoa, look!
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Now she's turning blue!
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[Zooble] She was already blue.
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-[gasps] [panting]
-Huh.
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Guess the hue shift just gets faster.
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Why am I the one doing this?
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Why not one of you guys?
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Because something different
happens with each person!
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For instance, Kinger starts glowing…
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Ragatha's hair noodles stick up…
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Gangle's mask starts spinning…
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and Zooble turns straight.
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[Zooble] My limbs straighten up--
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[boink!] off.
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What about you?
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[Zooble] He refuses to show us
because he's a coward.
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I wanna keep the mystery alive.
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What do
the
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[Zooble] Will you stop doing that?
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Why is everybody just standing around
when there's
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Today's adventure is…
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That's right!
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This big, spooky mansion
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has been rumored to be filled
to the brim with paranormal activity!
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It's up to you to solve
the house's deep mysteries
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and capture all the ghoulish
ghost activity you can.
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And for the first time ever, you can…
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[gritty scraping]
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Where's Zooble?
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I made this adventure really cool
and "m-m-matoor" just for them.
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[low growling]
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[speaking backwards]
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What?
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The NPCs aren't gonna
become self-aware in this one, right?
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How should I know?
I'm not the boss.
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Oh, wait-- yes, I am!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Anyway, everybody into the fractal noise.
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It's adventuring time!
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[spooky organ music plays]
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♪♪
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Oh, this place is spooky.
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I wonder how hard Caine's gonna go
with the scare-factor?
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I hope this adventure doesn't end up
being another horrible nightmare.
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I'm not really a fan of horror,
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and I don't really
handle jumpscares that well.
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-Boo!
-[stammers]
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HA! [chuckles]
Come on!
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That wasn't even scary.
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What, you scared
of the vacuum cleaner, too?
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Hey, be nice to her.
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She's had a rough couple of days.
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Her and everyone else.
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-Right, Gangle?
-[spooky giggle]
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-Does anybody hear that?
-[giggling continues]
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♪♪
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[loud giggling]
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[shrieks]
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Hey, I'm Ghostly!
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-Wha?
-[splat!]
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And I'll be your guide today!
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Why won't they go back in?
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[Kinger chuckles]
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I remember my first wild take.
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I don't know why
they're not retracting, though.
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That didn't happen for me.
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Before you continue on your adventure,
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you have to choose
which door you're gonna go through!
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The door on the left is the
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[Caine v/o]
Rated WOW for all ages!
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The door on the right
is the really scary door.
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[Caine v/o]
Rated AAAAA for mature Zoobles only!
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It's up to you to deci--
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[shrieking]
[vacuum whirs]
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-[stammers] Jax!
-What?
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I thought we were supposed
to capture all the ghosts.
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Uhh…
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which door should we choose?
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Hmm, not sure.
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Let's try this out.
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[door snarls]
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-Aww…
-[Kinger] Don't worry, Gangle!
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I'll get it for you!
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Eh?
[grunts] [stammers]
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGHH--
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Oh,
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[sing-song]
Zooble, come on out!
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[normal voice]
I just want to talk to you!
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Hmm.
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Oh, I know!
[snap!]
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[mystical shimmering]
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[Zooble] What th-- [scoffs]
Could you have done that the whole time?
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Zooble, I-I just want
to get to the bottom
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of why you keep skipping
all my amazing adventures.
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You could end up
really hurting Bubble's feelings.
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[Zooble] Uh, Bubble's feelings?
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E-Enough about Bubble's feelings!
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How about
[snap!]
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-[Zooble] I--
-So, what's on your mind, Zooble?
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[Zooble] I… would rather not.
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Hahahahaha!
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That's hilarious!
Go on.
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[Zooble] No, I mean,
I've already told you what my problem is.
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You just never remember because…
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Oh, never mind.
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My mind is a beeswax-polished coconut.
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Nothing ever escapes these cakes.
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So, what can I do
to make my adventures more…
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appealing to you?
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[Zooble] See?
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This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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All you're thinking about
is your adventures.
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It has nothing to do with the adventures.
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It's more just…
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Ugh, forget it.
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You're probably not even listening.
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Zooble, look at this cool bee I drew.
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[groans] Wha?
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Where are we?
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[thunder crashes]
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[eerie music plays]
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♪♪
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Oh, that's…
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Noooo…
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♪♪
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[Kinger] I wonder what this thing is?
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[tape player clunks]
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[Mildenhall over speakers throughout]
My name is Baron Theodore Mildenhall.
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Hunting has been a hobby of mine
for as long as I can remember-
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although one could say it eventually
became more of an obsession.
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The creature you see before you
is one I've been pursuing for years.
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Not quite a man…
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but not quite an animal.
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Something… unholy.
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Something evil.
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I took it upon myself
to spend every waking moment
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doing all I could to protect my family
from the creature,
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hoping that when I'd eventually killed it,
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I would be freed from this awful feeling.
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This inescapable dread.
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I was wrong.
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[tape clicks]
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[Kinger] You know,
I'm starting to think…
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How about we try to find a way
back up to the others?
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[eerie music]
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Okay, cool.
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That's great.
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I
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[Kinger] We could always
ride this thingy up.
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[grunting manically]
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It's locked.
It's locked-- of course!
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It's locked!
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I
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[door creaks]
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[suspensful music]
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[objects rattling]
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[Mildenhall over speakers]
Tuesday, December 4th.
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Although I had shot the creature
multiple times in its vitals
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and severed its head
to keep as a prize on my wall…
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my troubles were just beginning.
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I took my eyes off the body
for what felt like only a minute,
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and when I looked back,
the body was gone.
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The creature was not dead,
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and it would be back
to reclaim what I'd taken from it.
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If anyone is listening to this,
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all I ask of you is one thing
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do not let the head out of your sight.
[eerie music]
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You have been warned.
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[Kinger] Well, this is some
rather inconvenient lore placement.
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-I got it!
-[bzzt!]
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[Kinger] And this is some
rather inconvenient darkness.
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[Pomni] [groans] [wails]
AHH!!! What was that?
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Was that you?
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[Kinger] No…
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Oh, wait-- you mean me
grabbing you right now?
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Yeah, that was me.
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-I-Is this your hand?
-[Pomni] Ugh!
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That's my eye.
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[Kinger] Yes, but
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[Pomni] I really don't think that ma--
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Will you stop touching my eye?
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[Kinger] Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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-[shrieks]
-[Pomni] Wh-- W-What happened?
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[Kinger] I just remembered
a really funny joke.
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[Pomni] Ah-- Y-You-- [sighs]
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Why did you scream, then?
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[Kinger] Maybe it wasn't
actually that funny.
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[Pomni] Oh, my God.
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[Kinger] I thiiiiiink…
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we should hold on to each other
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and slowly make our way
back into the trophy room.
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[Pomni] U-Uh, sounds fine to me.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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♪♪
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[creaking]
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[whispering]
What was that?
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[Kinger whispering]
What's what?
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[creaking]
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[Pomni] That!
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[Kinger] It's probably just magnets.
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-Or a boat.
-[Pomni stammers]
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A boat?
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[Kinger] W-Whatever the case,
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I think we should be completely quiet.
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[Pomni] I-- Okay, yeah.
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I agree.
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You know, you're really hit-and-miss
with these things, sometimes.
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[fly buzzing]
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[slap!]
[stammers]
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[Kinger] There's a fly in here.
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-[slapping]
-[Pomni stammers]
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Don't you think that's
making a lot of noi--
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Oh, God, there is a fly.
[slap!]
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[Kinger] Aaaaaand…
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Gotcha!
[buzzing stops]
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I think I got him.
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I can't see my hands.
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[shrieks]
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[silence]
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[Kinger] I'm sorry, could you speak up?
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I couldn't quite make that out.
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[Pomni} [boink!] The fly! Run!
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[shrieking]
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Come on come on come on
come on come on come on come on!!
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[Kinger] Pomni, I think this might be
the creature from the tapes!
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[stammers]
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[groans]
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Come on come on come on
come on come on come on come oooon!!
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[Kinger] Ah!
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[wailing]
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[Kinger dazed]
You look beautiful, honey…
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Got it!
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Come on!
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-[Kinger stammers]
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Huh? Oh, yeah.
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Prepare for take-off,
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'cause this boat is going
257
00:10:07,966 --> 00:10:09,166
Huh??
258
00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,066
That's not up!
259
00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:11,333
That's not up at all!
260
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,100
Why aren't we going up?!
261
00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,433
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
262
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:20,900
I
to torture my guests!
263
00:10:20,966 --> 00:10:24,700
Any torment I inflict is 100% accidental,
264
00:10:24,766 --> 00:10:26,366
like any good war criminal!
265
00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:28,133
[Zooble scoffs]
We weren't even talking about that!
266
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,266
I really couldn't give less of a crap
about the adventures.
267
00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,233
Then what is your problem, Zooble?!
268
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,666
I'm trying my best to remember,
269
00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:39,200
but both you and my brain won't tell me!
270
00:10:39,266 --> 00:10:40,533
[Zooble sighs]
271
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,733
It's me, remember?
272
00:10:43,466 --> 00:10:45,800
I don't like…
273
00:10:45,866 --> 00:10:46,800
myself.
274
00:10:46,866 --> 00:10:47,866
I hate this body.
275
00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:51,300
I hate all these stupid removable pieces.
276
00:10:51,366 --> 00:10:54,100
I just want to find something that feels…
277
00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:55,000
…good.
278
00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:57,900
Oh, yeah-- now I remember
why I couldn't remember.
279
00:10:57,966 --> 00:11:00,666
It's because that problem
is already solved!
280
00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:04,533
Simply swap out your undesirable
Zooble parts for better ones!
281
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:08,066
[Zooble] I've been trying to find
parts I like since the day I got here.
282
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:10,533
So, back to the adventures!
283
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,700
[Zooble] Forget it.
284
00:11:11,766 --> 00:11:12,766
"Forget it"?
285
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,533
[Zooble] Just forget it.
286
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,466
Forget what?
287
00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:18,533
[Zooble] Caine, nobody likes
your stupid adventures.
288
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,566
Ha-ha!
289
00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:21,000
Good one, Zooble.
290
00:11:21,066 --> 00:11:23,833
[Zooble] Ragatha's just too nice
to say anything.
291
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,400
Jax just likes to [bonk!] with everybody.
292
00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:28,600
Gangle's too shy to speak up.
293
00:11:28,666 --> 00:11:30,366
Kinger's insane.
294
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:31,733
And-- And Pomni…
295
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,000
She looks traumatized
every time she comes back from one.
296
00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:37,900
Oh, Zooble, Zooble, Zooble.
297
00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:40,500
Making adventures is my art!
298
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,466
It's all I exist to do!
299
00:11:42,533 --> 00:11:44,000
All I'm…
300
00:11:44,066 --> 00:11:45,066
good at.
301
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:46,266
A-And, uh… [chuckles]
302
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:50,233
…w-what you're saying could imply that
I'm bad at the only thing I'm good at,
303
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,433
and that… [chuckles weakly]
304
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,700
[stammers] That'd be…
305
00:11:54,766 --> 00:11:56,833
[static crackling]
306
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,633
[ominous rumbling]
307
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:02,566
[Zooble] U-Uh,
whose therapy session is this, again?
308
00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:03,833
Oh, yeah!
309
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:06,433
We need to get to the bottom
of your behavioral issues!
310
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,066
I'm gonna show you some ink blots,
311
00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:10,700
and you're gonna say the first word
that comes to your mind.
312
00:12:17,766 --> 00:12:19,400
[groans]
313
00:12:19,466 --> 00:12:20,400
What?
314
00:12:20,466 --> 00:12:23,033
Oh, God, where are we now?
315
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,333
[Kinger] I'm not sure.
316
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,766
A cellar of some kind.
317
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,433
♪♪
318
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,966
[Mildenhall]
than I could ever have imagined.
319
00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:36,333
My paranoia had driven me to the point
320
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:41,700
where I was no longer the protector
my wife and theoretical children needed.
321
00:12:41,766 --> 00:12:45,000
Jumping at every shadow, every noise.
322
00:12:45,066 --> 00:12:47,633
I ended up shooting the love of my life,
323
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,333
mistaking her for the creature.
324
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,766
It's ironic, isn't it?
325
00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:55,166
In my attempts to protect her,
326
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:59,033
I ended up becoming the monster myself.
327
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,733
Now I wait down in my cellar,
328
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:05,500
no longer having anything
to protect but my own soul.
329
00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:07,633
If nothing else…
330
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:11,100
I will slay the beast
that took everything from me.
331
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,366
[tape clicks]
332
00:13:13,866 --> 00:13:15,366
[Kinger] How's about we take his gun?
333
00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:16,900
Yeah, sounds good to me.
334
00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:21,766
[tense music]
335
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,033
Please don't come alive…
336
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,966
Okay, I won't.
337
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,300
♪♪
338
00:13:31,366 --> 00:13:33,533
[Kinger] Looks like we've got two shots.
339
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,566
Let's make them count.
340
00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:37,900
Uh, yeah.
341
00:13:37,966 --> 00:13:39,333
[distant clang]
342
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,900
[Kinger] Stay behind me.
343
00:13:43,666 --> 00:13:45,266
[wet squelching]
344
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:49,633
[edgy tense music]
345
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:54,866
[music crescendos]
346
00:13:56,733 --> 00:13:58,766
[shrieking]
347
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,166
[Pomni laughs nervously]
Uh, Kinger?
348
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:05,266
I-I think we may have
a problem this way, too.
349
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,666
[Kinger] Just leave it to me.
350
00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:07,900
I can handle this.
351
00:14:07,966 --> 00:14:11,633
♪♪
352
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:12,566
[shrieks]
353
00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:17,800
[Kinger] Well.
354
00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:19,433
That wasn't so bad.
355
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:21,066
[tape clicks on]
356
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:23,533
[Mildenhall]
I would be saying if I didn't know
357
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,500
that the creature was actually
one of God's angels.
358
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,466
[Kinger] What.
359
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,500
[Mildenhall]
And anyone who brings harm to it
360
00:14:29,566 --> 00:14:33,700
will be dragged down
into the cold, spiraling pits of Hell,
361
00:14:33,766 --> 00:14:35,366
where my soul resides.
362
00:14:35,866 --> 00:14:38,266
I apologize, dear listener,
363
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:42,100
but I need a living host
in order to escape the hall of the damned,
364
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:45,900
and your bodies will be
my only means of doing so.
365
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:48,400
[Kinger] Now, wait.
366
00:14:48,466 --> 00:14:50,966
How did he record this if he was in Hell?
367
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,900
-[shrieks] Oh, no! Let go of me!
-[Kinger wailing]
368
00:14:53,966 --> 00:14:55,333
[Mildenhall]
369
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:59,266
because the next breath
you take down there will be your last,
370
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,700
and your bodies will belong to me.
371
00:15:01,766 --> 00:15:03,066
Let go of me!
372
00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,400
[both wailing]
373
00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:08,633
I hate this stupid adventure!!!
374
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:14,266
[peaceful piano music]
375
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,766
[tea pours]
376
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,166
Mmm, good tea.
377
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:20,633
Sorry again about your husband
killing you, and everything.
378
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,500
[voice echoing softly]
Oh, you know how men are.
379
00:15:22,566 --> 00:15:24,933
Always having the silliest priorities.
380
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,500
[chuckles wryly]
Don't I know it.
381
00:15:27,566 --> 00:15:29,100
[muffled shouting]
382
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:32,666
If your friends see him,
I only hope he doesn't bore them to death
383
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,900
with his endless monologues.
384
00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:37,533
That man could turn a 57-second story
385
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,100
into a Greek tragedy.
386
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,300
I'll be sure to ask them
next time I see 'em.
387
00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:42,566
Thanks again for the tea.
388
00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:44,333
I had a really nice time here.
389
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,433
[chuckles]
Oh, don't mention it.
390
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,666
Feel free to visit any time.
391
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:49,900
Definitely!
392
00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:53,933
♪♪
393
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,566
[Caine v/o]
my little ironclad waffle cones!
394
00:15:57,633 --> 00:16:00,600
You've taken the Pacifist route,
395
00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:03,400
and you should be proud
of what good people you are.
396
00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:05,033
Unfortunately, we still need to wait
397
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:07,166
until your other teammates
finish their adventure
398
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,166
before I can grant you
permission to leave.
399
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:11,966
I wonder how long that'll be?
400
00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:13,966
[water dripping]
401
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,366
[Kinger] Not really typical
of what you'd think Hell would be.
402
00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:18,900
We…
403
00:16:18,966 --> 00:16:21,733
are
404
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,666
Hell!
405
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,000
Of course I'd be in Hell.
406
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:27,166
How could I not be
in literal Hell right now?
407
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:29,533
[Kinger] Just try to stay calm.
408
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,533
I'm sure Caine included a way to escape.
409
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:38,966
Hold on.
410
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,966
[soft rushing]
411
00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,133
Let me try something.
412
00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:54,600
Hey, there's actually
a staircase down there.
413
00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:56,366
It could be a way out.
414
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,600
Maybe it'll work for us
since we still have our bodies?
415
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:01,833
Though, I'm worried about
what that tape said earlier.
416
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,733
-I'm just gonna try going fast.
-[Kinger] Wait, Pomni!
417
00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:09,133
[grunts]
418
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,933
[dark music plays]
419
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,800
♪♪
420
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,133
[Kinger] Pomni!
421
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:20,300
♪♪
422
00:17:20,366 --> 00:17:22,333
[distorted voice]
[cackling]
423
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,533
Freeeeedooooom.
424
00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:28,933
[Kinger] Pomni!
425
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,633
♪♪
426
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,933
-[cackling]
-[Kinger] Hey!
427
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,500
You get out of her,
you damn evil souls!
428
00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:39,733
How's your wife, Kinger?
429
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,933
[coughs]
430
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
-[normal voice] [coughs]
-[Kinger] Hey.
431
00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:46,800
-You all right there?
-[panting]
432
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,300
No.
433
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:52,300
[Kinger] I'm guessing
the souls are attracted to living things.
434
00:17:52,366 --> 00:17:54,966
Just want a vessel
to be able to leave with.
435
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:56,800
Man…
436
00:17:56,866 --> 00:18:00,600
Seven years of computer science
for this, huh?
437
00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:02,666
-[chuckles]
-Why?
438
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:07,266
Every day I spend here
is one nightmare after the next!
439
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,600
I knew it would end up like this!
440
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:09,633
He--
441
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,633
He just wants me to suffer.
442
00:18:12,866 --> 00:18:14,433
I really am in Hell.
443
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,066
[Kinger] Don't say that.
444
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:17,566
You're not in--
445
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:19,900
Well, I-I guess we are technically in--
446
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,833
Eh, forget about that.
447
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:26,000
How about we just relax for a bit
while nothing's chasing us?
448
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,966
[sobbing quietly]
449
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:39,833
[Kinger] It was my fault
we went down this path, wasn't it?
450
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,966
I'm really sorry for that.
451
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:48,233
Why have you been
acting so different lately?
452
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,900
-[Kinger chuckles]
453
00:18:49,966 --> 00:18:51,966
I have, haven't I?
454
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,900
I'm normally not too good with memories.
455
00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:59,233
But being surrounded by darkness always…
456
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,600
brings me back to a certain time.
457
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,400
Right after my wife had--
458
00:19:05,466 --> 00:19:07,266
had abstracted…
459
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,466
I don't recall the exact string of events,
460
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:11,966
but we both ended up in the fort together.
461
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,566
And it was dark.
462
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:18,300
The darkness seemed
to calm her down a bit.
463
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,500
The harsh, jagged edges smoothed out,
464
00:19:21,566 --> 00:19:24,966
and she didn't seem aggravated anymore.
465
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,833
She wasn't the same as before,
466
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,900
but she was calm enough
467
00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:32,600
to touch one last time…
468
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:34,766
before she got sent to the cellar.
469
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,900
I'm always taken back to that moment
when engulfed in darkness.
470
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,033
You had a wife?
471
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,800
Like, here in the circus?
472
00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:45,266
[Kinger] Yeah.
473
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,433
She was funny, creative--
474
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,900
really into entomology.
475
00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:51,966
I used to hate bugs, but…
476
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,933
…she somehow got me to like them.
477
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,200
[chuckles] It's not the most
cheerful memory, but…
478
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,800
it's one I at least have control over.
479
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:07,200
I know how it can feel in this…
480
00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:08,633
circus.
481
00:20:09,633 --> 00:20:12,100
Sometimes it all just feels…
482
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,366
pointless.
483
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:14,966
Yeah.
484
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:17,566
[Kinger] But it's not.
485
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:21,333
Not if you have people who care about you.
486
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,333
Good memories can do a lot.
487
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,566
Hold onto them.
488
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,633
And cherish the people around you.
489
00:20:30,966 --> 00:20:33,433
You never know when they'll be gone.
490
00:20:35,366 --> 00:20:38,633
In this world,
the worst thing you can do is…
491
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,966
make someone think
they're not wanted or loved.
492
00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:45,533
I'm glad you're here with me.
493
00:20:56,066 --> 00:20:58,966
[Kinger] You know, I've been
thinking about that last tape.
494
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,733
He said, “The next breath
you take down there…
495
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,633
will be your last.”
496
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:08,000
Maybe we can get through
if we don't breathe.
497
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:12,700
I'm not very good at holding my breath.
498
00:21:12,766 --> 00:21:14,300
[Kinger] Well…
499
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:16,200
How about we try…
500
00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:17,733
not thinking about it?
501
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,533
[hopeful music plays]
502
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,566
[stammers]
503
00:21:20,633 --> 00:21:23,766
♪♪
504
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:27,733
If we leave and we go back to the circus…
505
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,366
you're just gonna go back to being crazy.
506
00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:33,533
You're not gonna remember any of this.
507
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,900
Are you?
508
00:21:34,966 --> 00:21:36,633
[Kinger] Don't worry about me.
509
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:39,566
As long as you remember it,
510
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:40,966
things will be okay.
511
00:21:42,366 --> 00:21:44,700
You're very strong, Pomni.
512
00:21:44,766 --> 00:21:47,800
And I know you'll be able
to get through this.
513
00:21:47,866 --> 00:21:49,533
Just hold onto me.
514
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,000
We'll get through it together.
515
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,266
You ready?
516
00:21:54,333 --> 00:22:01,333
[gentle heartfelt piano music]
517
00:22:08,766 --> 00:22:13,666
[piano music continues]
518
00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:27,900
[music fades]
519
00:22:27,966 --> 00:22:29,100
[door opens]
520
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,433
Oh, Pomni! Kinger!
521
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,500
Are you guys okay? Was it scary?
522
00:22:32,566 --> 00:22:35,333
I'm fine, actually.
523
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,633
What happened up here?
524
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,133
Uh, don't worry about that.
525
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,766
[Kinger] Pomni was very brave.
526
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:46,566
At least, I think she was.
527
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,200
Were you?
528
00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:49,733
Something like that.
529
00:22:50,766 --> 00:22:53,000
Hey, Ragatha.
530
00:22:53,066 --> 00:22:55,500
-Yeah?
-I just want to say…
531
00:22:55,566 --> 00:22:58,466
[sighs] Thanks for always being
concerned about me.
532
00:22:58,533 --> 00:23:01,066
I feel like, through everything,
533
00:23:01,133 --> 00:23:04,366
I haven't really been
appreciative enough about that.
534
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:05,866
Oh!
535
00:23:05,933 --> 00:23:07,400
Thank you, Pomni.
536
00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:10,133
I just want to make sure
you're doin' all right.
537
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,966
You know, we care about you.
538
00:23:12,033 --> 00:23:14,433
Did you remember to get my comedy mask?
539
00:23:16,066 --> 00:23:16,966
[bonk!]
540
00:23:17,033 --> 00:23:19,633
And-- And now,
I-I'm just starting to wonder
541
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,633
if the "Wild West" was…
542
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,300
e-even a real direction at all.
543
00:23:24,366 --> 00:23:25,600
Whoopsie-daisy!
544
00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:28,800
Looks like everybody completed
the adventure and they're coming home!
545
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,100
Quick, pretend we weren't
having a therapy session!
546
00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:33,200
[Zooble] Okay?
547
00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:36,766
Welcome back, my meowing milkmaids!
548
00:23:38,066 --> 00:23:39,766
Don't ever call us that again.
549
00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:45,400
Heh, so, what was it like
being stuck with the nutcase?
550
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:48,433
It wasn't that bad, actually.
551
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:54,933
♪♪
552
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,200
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