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[peppy electronic music plays]
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[Caine] Welcome to the
Amazing Digital Circus!
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-[voices echoing throughout]
-[Jax] Pomni.
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-[Caine] Pomni.
-[Ragatha] Pomni.
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-[Jax] Pomni.
-[Ragatha] Pomni…
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-[Caine] Pomni!
-[Ragatha] Pomni!
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-[Jax] Pomni.
-[Caine] Pomni!
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[Ragatha] Pomni!
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Hello?
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[heartbeat thudding]
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[dark, ugly music plays]
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[screams]
No! No! No!
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[stammers] Caine!
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Somebody, help me!
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Please!
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[dark music continues]
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[shrieks]
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-No! No!
-[Caine laughs]
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Looks like our new friend's
already abstracted.
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[chuckles] Well, I guess
we're not all cut out for it.
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I don't even remember her name, honestly.
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[tense music]
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[music crescendos]
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-[doorbell rings]
-[yelps] [wailing]
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[groans] Huh?
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Hey, Pomni.
How'd you sleep?
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Are you still sleeping?
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I'll let you get back to it,
if you are.
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There she is.
Hope you're doin' all right.
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I know yesterday was a bit of a doozy.
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"A doozy."
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Oh, and don't worry about the whole
"abandoning me for the exit" thing.
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It's perfectly understandable
what you were going through at the time,
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and there's no hard feelings.
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[laughs]
Yer all good.
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Huh?
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Uh, well, let's forget about all that.
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Caine's got a new adventure today,
and judging by what he's been teasing,
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it seems like it's gonna be a fun one.
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Today's adventure is…
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That's right!
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The Candy Canyon Kingdom's been robbed
of their most valuable resource,
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maple syrup!
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It's up to you to bring
the rotten bandits who stole it
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to sweet, buttery justice!
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An entire kingdom of candy?
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Sounds sticky.
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Very sticky, indeed.
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Sounds…[beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep].
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Bubble, you can't say that.
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[Zooble]
Mmmmmmmmmmm, nope.
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Zooble, wait!
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I'm testing out a new AI in this one!
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It should be 57 times more immersive!
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Ooh, a new AI.
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You don't want to mess
with the new AI, Zoobie?
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[Zooble] Uh, yeah, no.
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Whoa, sounds fun.
What do you think, Pomni?
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So, our entire existence here…
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is just LARPing?
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-W-- Well, uh--
-Why are you all just standing there?!
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The-- The Canyon--
C-Canyon Candy Kingdom needs you now!
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-Hmm?
-Nah, thanks. I'm trying to quit.
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[majestic music plays]
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[cheers and applause]
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[majestic music continues]
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[fireworks explode]
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[crowd cheer]
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Wow, Kinger, check out this castle.
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It's amazing!
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[Kinger] They've even got
little candy bugs here.
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-It's so beautiful.
-Yeah, this place is great!
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-Look! It's the princess!!
-[whimpers]
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[trumpet fanfare plays]
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-Ah, you must be the brave knights
sent to us by God…
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to help us with our recent catastrophe.
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-That's us, ma'am.
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Your kingdom's awesome, by the way.
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-Love the vibe.
-[giggles]
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-I like you already.
-Look, Pomni.
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We're already friends with the princess.
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-I'm not a child.
You don't have to hype me up.
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I assume you've been informed of
your mission.
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The bandits that robbed us
used a modded syrup tanker,
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so we figured the best way
to go head-to-head with them
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is to give you a war rig of your own.
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[truck engine rumbling]
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Aagh!
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Ooh, violence.
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What time period is this supposed to
be, again?
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Here's the key back into the kingdom
for when you've secured the goods.
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I trust you not to let it fall into
the wrong hands?
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You can count on me, Your Highness.
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Oh, please, call me Loo.
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[chuckles] Will do, Loo.
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I call shotgun.
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[goofy, distorted warble]
Oh, God, is that the horn?
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[groans] That sucks.
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Gangle, you drive.
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Farewell, good knights.
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I have every faith in you!
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[truck engine revs]
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[majestic music plays]
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[truck horn warbles]
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[insects chirping]
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[all with Australian accents]
D'you think your mum's gonna pull through
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if we get all this back to the village?
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I'm sure she will.
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This much syrup would save hundreds
of people.
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We won't know for sure
until we get back to the village.
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She's a fighter, though.
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She taught me everything I know.
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Oy! Don't get too comfy, lads.
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Looks like they've sent someone after us.
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All right, Gangle,
when we catch up to 'em,
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I'll jump over, crawl inside,
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and shoot 'em repeatedly
until they're unrecognizable.
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I feel like that violates
some kind of convention.
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You're violating my ears with your
clap-back.
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Get driving, driver!
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So, Pomni, I'm sure there's some way
you could help out here.
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Maybe when we catch up to them, we could--
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We could be assertive. Like this!
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-Hey!
-[screams]
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Jax!
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[groaning]
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Ah, that's perfect! Just hold that pose.
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I gotta get something.
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-Jax, you [boink]
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You know, I swear there was some kind
of bazooka back here, but…
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[scoffs]
…I'm having such trouble finding it.
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-[Kinger] Pomni, take this!
-Ooh…
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Here it is.
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All right, Pomni, you just stay like that,
and I'll cross over you.
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Are you kidding me?!
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Ow!
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Nice going, Pomni. Now I have no bridge.
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Ah-hah! Gotcha!
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-[bang] [air whistling]
-Me arms aren't long enou-- Whoa!
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[dramatic music plays]
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[brass hit!]
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This lot's trouble.
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Let's see how their rig does
on those rocks around there.
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Me arms aren't short enough to shift the
gear.
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[rapid brass hits]
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Ooh, now we're cookin'!
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Hey! Ribbons! Up and at 'em!
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I don't think we--
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Aren't you supposed to be
submissive and agreeable?
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Move it!
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[wailing]
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Oh, these fellas just don't know
when to quit, do they?
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[rapid brass hits]
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Hey! Quit muckin' about
and get back up here!
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Oh, yeah. Right.
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[groans] Everyone all right?
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[Kinger] Can you repeat the question?
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I couldn't hear you over the knives.
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Hey, Gangle.
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-You should ram into 'em.
-What?
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You should NOT ram them!
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-Pomni's still on board!
-[crash]
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Do it. It'll be epic.
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[Ragatha] Why are there so many
knives back here?!
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Do it, or I'll tell Ragatha
about the figurine thing.
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Guh!
[laughs nervously]
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[tires screech]
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Are you guys trying to [boink] kill me?!
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These guys are whack jobs!
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Let's give them some of this.
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Aww, no more ramming?
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Guess I HAVE to tell Ragatha
about the thing now.
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[Gangle] What?!
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Oh. You're still up here.
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Guys?
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[Kinger] Pomni, take this!
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Uh, hey, Kinger,
is that rope attached to anything?
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Uhhhh.
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I don't know.
Let me check.
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[clang]
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[grunts]
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[dramatic music]
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W-- w-- what? Wha?
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I blame YOU for this.
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[splorch]
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[tires squealing]
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-[screams]
-[grunts]
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[screams]
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH--
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-Oog! Ack!
-[grunts]
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[wailing] Oh No!
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[hollering]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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[grunts softly]
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[voice echoing]
Lads?
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[mutters softly]
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Hello?
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[eerie ambient music plays]
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Anyone?
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[breathing shakily throughout]
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[eerie music]
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[gasps]
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[pants]
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[dissonant music]
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Huh?
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[dissonant music continues]
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Uh…
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[gasps]
[breathing heavily]
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[eerie music swells]
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-Guh! [wails]
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-[grunts]
-[gasps]
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[groans]
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Huh?
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Where are we?
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W-- What's all this?
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I don't know.
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W-- We're somewhere under the map, I
think.
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"Map"?
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Why aren't you
or any of your crew up here?
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I, I'm not sure.
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Be-- Because we're not, uh, NPCs?
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"NPCs"?
What are you on about?
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What are you people?
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[haunting metallic music plays]
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What am I?
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Where's Mum?
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Y--You have a mom?
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Shouldn't she be here with everyone else?
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[shakily]
I can't even remember her face.
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Did she ever have a face?
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-Was anything ever real?
-Okay, w-w-wait.
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Don't-- Don't think about that.
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I-- I-- I think there…
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must be a way to launch ourselves back up.
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-Right?
-[hyperventilating]
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[low humming]
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I want you to tell me exactly what I am.
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[ambient music playing
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[fudge splorching]
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[whimsical music plays]
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[groans] Is everybody okay?
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No…
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Oh, man.
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Poor Pomni.
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I hope she's all right.
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"Poor Pomni"?
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How about "poor us"?
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We're one tanker away
from being Augustus Glooped!
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[groaning]
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Oh, what's that?
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Do my eyes deceive me?
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A delicious gift from within
the kingdom gates?
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Don't mind if I do.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy!
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We're not food! We're not candy!
We're none of that!
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You don't want to eat us!
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Wh-- You're not candy?
259
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:55,733
How am I expected to eat something
that's not made of candy?
260
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,500
I'm sorry.
261
00:12:57,566 --> 00:13:00,466
[Kinger] Pomni always seems
to miss the big, gloopy monsters.
262
00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,100
Who are you, anyway?
263
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:05,433
I am The Fudge.
264
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,566
I used to live within the kingdom walls,
265
00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:11,900
but I was banished by that rotten princess
266
00:13:11,966 --> 00:13:16,300
after I ate too many of the delicious
townsfolk.
267
00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:18,933
Oh, they were so delicious.
268
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,066
Sometimes I can hear them…
calling to me.
269
00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:23,866
[townsfolk screaming]
270
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,466
Oh, God.
271
00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:27,533
That just sounds like murder.
272
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,200
Is it really murder if it's delicious?
273
00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:31,533
Answer me that.
274
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,933
-You make a great point.
-Uh, no, bad point!
275
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
Why don't you leave this to me
before I start thinking
276
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,366
your hair looks like licorice?
277
00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:39,266
Jax!
278
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,033
-[Kinger] Oh, wow, it kind of does.
-Stop!
279
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:46,333
Well, Mr. Fudge, you seem like
an upstanding guy with real noble goals.
280
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,466
Oh, I'm not.
281
00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:50,633
If you knew what I did in my free time--
282
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,333
Oh, you'd be SICKENED!
283
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,566
[clears throat]
As I was saying.
284
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,300
I happen to know a way into
the kingdom walls…
285
00:13:57,366 --> 00:13:59,733
if you'd be willing to help us out
in return.
286
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,833
-Hey, when did you--
-Shut up, licorice hair.
287
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:02,900
[Kinger] Here, hide it with this.
288
00:14:02,966 --> 00:14:07,300
Oh, you must be some kind of master
of unlocking things,
289
00:14:07,366 --> 00:14:09,900
come to free me from my outdoor prison.
290
00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:11,200
That's me.
291
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:15,333
All we need you to do is help us
bring some dirty bandits to justice.
292
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,600
-[air rushing]
-AUGH--
293
00:14:20,966 --> 00:14:23,400
I saw the reaper wink at me…
294
00:14:23,466 --> 00:14:25,400
Wait, w-- w-- what just happened?
295
00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:36,866
[lollipop stick creaking]
296
00:14:39,766 --> 00:14:41,233
Uhh…
297
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,766
y-- you wanna try helping out at all?
298
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,000
[laughs nervously]
299
00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:47,966
Or are you still…
300
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,633
Hey.
301
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,800
You okay?
302
00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:58,433
No.
303
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,966
You wanna talk about it?
304
00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:04,433
What is there to talk about?
305
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,900
I don't just want to leave you here.
306
00:15:07,966 --> 00:15:09,433
Why not?
307
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,600
I don't matter in the slightest.
308
00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:14,233
I'm nothing.
309
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:16,566
My life, my memories…
310
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,600
…my friends…
311
00:15:18,666 --> 00:15:20,366
It's all fake.
312
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,900
This may seem weird, but…
313
00:15:28,966 --> 00:15:32,166
I think I know the feeling.
314
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:34,266
Well, m-- maybe not…
315
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,933
the exact feeling, but…
316
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:40,300
Feeling like you're nothing is…
317
00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:41,600
kind of normal.
318
00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:43,900
I mean, people even feel like that
319
00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:47,233
in the world I came from.
320
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,566
But…
321
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:53,066
Y-you still care about your buddies
up there, don't you?
322
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:56,200
I'm sure they still care about you.
323
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:57,966
What does it matter?
324
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,966
What do we have when you people leave?
325
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:04,066
We're just obstacles…
326
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,633
created to be defeated and forgotten.
327
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,300
Well…
328
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,966
You don't have to be.
329
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,366
The-- The circus--
330
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,300
th-- the place I'm from?
331
00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:18,500
Well, I--
332
00:16:18,566 --> 00:16:21,366
I'm originally from somewhere else.
333
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:22,533
But…
334
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,966
If it has to be my home…
335
00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:29,166
…Maybe it can be yours, too.
336
00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:31,933
The people there are… interesting…
337
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,533
at the very least.
338
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,333
Maybe you…
339
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,500
[sighs]
340
00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:40,700
…Could be somebody real there.
341
00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:45,633
Why are you trying to cheer me up?
342
00:16:46,433 --> 00:16:48,733
How does this benefit you at all?
343
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:53,633
I guess I just don't want you
to feel like you're nothing.
344
00:16:55,466 --> 00:16:57,533
I don't want anybody to feel like that.
345
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:01,100
But I'm not even a real person.
346
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,266
Would I even belong?
347
00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:06,900
I'm sure you wouldn't belong any less
than me.
348
00:17:06,966 --> 00:17:08,666
[chuckles] And…
349
00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:10,900
I could use a friend.
350
00:17:10,966 --> 00:17:12,599
"A friend."
351
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,966
You're a strange little character.
352
00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,966
Suppose I could give it a try.
353
00:17:20,466 --> 00:17:23,733
All I ask is that we don't tell the lads
about this.
354
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,033
They're a couple of bright-eyed yobbos,
355
00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:27,533
and I don't want to drag 'em down with me.
356
00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:29,900
[chuckles]
Yeah, that makes sense.
357
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,000
What's your name, by the way?
358
00:17:32,066 --> 00:17:33,000
Gummigoo.
359
00:17:33,066 --> 00:17:34,900
Wow, that's…
360
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,933
just about as dumb as my name.
361
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,966
What'd you have in mind
in terms of getting us out of here?
362
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:42,166
[stammers] I don't know.
363
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:46,333
Maybe some kind of glitch
with the truck's collisions?
364
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,066
I'm not really sure how we could…
365
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,500
All right, I'm just throwing stuff
at the wall here.
366
00:17:54,566 --> 00:17:56,700
If this doesn't work,
we could try something else.
367
00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:57,833
You're the expert here.
368
00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,900
[laughs nervously]
I'm really not.
369
00:17:59,966 --> 00:18:01,333
But let's see how it goes.
370
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,066
[engine turns over]
371
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,900
[blocks thudding]
372
00:18:04,966 --> 00:18:07,833
I just realized,
this might be a little vio--
373
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:09,833
[explosion]
374
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,900
[trippy music plays]
375
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:33,066
[trippy music continues]
376
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,366
[trippy music fades]
377
00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:50,500
Gotta say, this is a lot more
anti-climactic than I was hoping it'd be.
378
00:18:50,566 --> 00:18:52,500
What were you hoping for?
379
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,466
You know, like, one big, final battle.
380
00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,466
Bloodshed. Death. Chaos!
381
00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:58,466
Whatever.
382
00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,533
Are you sure they disappeared?
383
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,933
It wasn't that they fell off,
or something?
384
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,800
[stammers]
I can't say for sure, but, uh--
385
00:19:04,866 --> 00:19:06,066
Yes, definitely.
386
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,466
It's not like the boss to vanish with a
clown.
387
00:19:08,533 --> 00:19:09,500
Very unusual.
388
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:12,133
Well, that's… concerning.
389
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,800
[Kinger] [muffled]
Well, if worst comes to worst,
390
00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:17,266
we could always ask Caine to find her.
391
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,800
I'm more worried she's having
another horrible experience.
392
00:19:19,866 --> 00:19:23,500
She still seems really upset
about what happened yesterday.
393
00:19:23,566 --> 00:19:25,700
I don't think she really likes me
that much.
394
00:19:25,766 --> 00:19:28,166
[Kinger] It's a lot
for anybody to go through.
395
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,833
Don't take it too personally.
396
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,233
I remember how long it took for
you to adjust.
397
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,866
Oh. Yeah.
398
00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:36,666
I'm surprised you remember that.
399
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,133
[Kinger] [normal voice]
Remember what?
400
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,566
[muffled explosion]
401
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,166
Do you guys have a second truck that
flies?
402
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:47,133
Yeah. Oh, wait, no, we don't.
403
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,000
No, not at all.
[air rushing]
404
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:53,233
[groans] Down I go.
405
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,100
[laughs]
Couldn't keep it in, could--
406
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:05,966
[rattles lips]
407
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:10,433
Uh, what's all this stuff?
408
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,033
Pomni! Are you okay?
409
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,366
What happened?
410
00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:15,000
Yeah, I'm fine.
411
00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:17,466
I, uh-- I made a new friend.
412
00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:20,400
Boss! Where have you been?
413
00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:21,300
We got fudged.
414
00:20:21,366 --> 00:20:23,166
You don't wanna know.
415
00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:24,200
Good to see you, lads.
416
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:28,900
[light music playing]
417
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,400
Why are there two bad-guy trucks?
418
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,566
[tap squeaks]
419
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:39,000
[Kinger] This one's full of syrup, too.
420
00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:41,066
Oh, yeah. Suppose it is.
421
00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:43,100
Well, uh, you don't suppose
my mates here could, uh,
422
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:45,100
take this one back
to the village, could they?
423
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,366
I guess.
424
00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:49,400
Since there's two of them,
there'd be no real harm.
425
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,133
I'm so unbelievably disappointed right
now.
426
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,500
Well, maybe there'll be blood, death,
and violence in the next adventure.
427
00:20:58,566 --> 00:21:00,100
Ha-ha-ha-ha. How wholesome.
428
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:01,500
O-O-Oh, yeah.
429
00:21:01,566 --> 00:21:04,100
Uh, this is Gummigoo.
430
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:07,166
He's gonna come back to
the circus with us.
431
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,066
Oh! Uh, is that allowed?
432
00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:13,333
His reality was kind of…
433
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,400
completely shattered?
434
00:21:15,466 --> 00:21:18,600
I feel like it was the least I could
offer him.
435
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:21,033
Opposed to just leaving him behind.
436
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,566
[chuckles] Hey.
437
00:21:22,633 --> 00:21:24,400
-That's good of you, Pomni.
-UGH!
438
00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:28,666
Let's take this DUMB truck
to the DUMB kingdom, I guess!
439
00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:30,600
[cheers and applause]
440
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:32,700
Thanks to you brave knights,
441
00:21:32,766 --> 00:21:35,266
our kingdom will once again thrive.
442
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,300
I'm sure it was no easy task.
443
00:21:37,366 --> 00:21:39,966
You have no idea.
444
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,300
Farewell, brave knights.
445
00:21:42,366 --> 00:21:44,866
Have fun executing that bandit fella!
446
00:21:44,933 --> 00:21:45,800
Yes.
447
00:21:45,866 --> 00:21:47,800
That is what we're doing.
448
00:21:47,866 --> 00:21:50,400
[distant explosion booms]
449
00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:51,533
Oh, hey!
450
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,200
Maybe I didn't leave the gate unlocked
for nothing after all.
451
00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:56,200
-[approaching rumbling]
-Uh, what? I thought he was dead!
452
00:21:56,266 --> 00:21:58,200
-You still did that?!
-Okay, wait.
453
00:21:58,266 --> 00:21:59,700
-[The Fudge chuckling]
-Y-- You did what, now?
454
00:21:59,766 --> 00:22:01,700
Well, love to help you again sometime!
Bye!
455
00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:02,600
[The Fudge laughing]
456
00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:04,066
[distant townsfolk screaming]
457
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:07,666
Welcome back,
my little hard-shelled hamburgers!
458
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,000
So, this is the circus, huh?
459
00:22:10,066 --> 00:22:11,266
-I could get used to this.
-Oop!
460
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,233
Looks like one of these guys
made it through.
461
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:14,966
Wait, wha-- Blagh!
462
00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:18,300
Wait, wha--?
463
00:22:18,366 --> 00:22:21,300
I know you guys love your NPCs,
464
00:22:21,366 --> 00:22:24,500
but if I start losing track
of who's a human and who's an NPC,
465
00:22:24,566 --> 00:22:27,266
who knows…
what could happen…
466
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,566
[laughing manically]
467
00:22:37,533 --> 00:22:39,900
Welp, I'm gonna go drink water!
468
00:22:39,966 --> 00:22:42,166
It's been a while since I've done that.
469
00:22:42,233 --> 00:22:43,433
[swoosh]
470
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,133
[Zooble] Sheesh,
I thought he'd never leave.
471
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,600
I'm really sorry about that, Pomni.
472
00:22:49,666 --> 00:22:51,200
At least you tried.
473
00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:53,900
You know, he might be back in a future
adventure.
474
00:22:53,966 --> 00:22:57,400
I know Caine sometimes likes to
reuse NPCs.
475
00:23:01,233 --> 00:23:03,233
[Zooble] Got everything ready.
476
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,533
Hey…
477
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,566
You at least wanna join us
for Kaufmo's funeral?
478
00:23:09,366 --> 00:23:13,966
We like to have a little funeral service
to remember the people who abstract.
479
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:18,200
This one just got pushed around a bit
with your arrival and everything.
480
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:20,566
[Kinger] It's the least we can do
to honor their memory.
481
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,900
[pensive, melancholy music plays]
482
00:23:32,466 --> 00:23:33,566
Oh, man.
483
00:23:33,633 --> 00:23:35,766
I always think I'm prepared for
these things,
484
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:38,766
but then you set up the picture
and, well…
485
00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:40,966
I'm already breaking.
486
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,500
[melancholic music plays]
487
00:23:46,566 --> 00:23:49,100
[no audible dialogue]
488
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:53,066
[melancholic music plays]
[no audible dialogue]
489
00:23:53,133 --> 00:24:02,200
[melancholic music plays]
490
00:24:07,233 --> 00:24:10,233
[melancholic music swells]
491
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:25,966
[music fades]
492
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:30,900
[upbeat, jazzy music plays]
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