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[♪ upbeat theme music playing]
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[glass shatters]
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[♪ theme concludes]
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[♪ intense music playing]
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-Good news, everyone!
-What is it?
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I... don't remember.
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I-I'm not sure if it was even good...
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or news!
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And who's this "everyone"?
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[phone ringing]
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Dad, where are you?
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You were supposed to pick me up from
Chess Game Reenactors Club, remember?
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I got checkmated really hard today.
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Oh, uh, Cubert, I'm sorry,
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it slipped my mind.
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I'll be there as soon as
I find my car keys and car.
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[liquid dripping]
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Uh, excuse me,
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but shouldn't we find out
why the ceiling's dripping first?
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Ah, yes!
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This reminds me
that I was going to take a bath.
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In fact, it was this very bath.
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-[water sloshing]
-[faucet squeaking]
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I'm worried about the Professor's memory.
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I think it's getting wet.
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[floor crackling]
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[group screaming]
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Hello?
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[group screaming, bodies thudding]
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Good news, everyone!
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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I'm afraid it's serious.
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He's got Absentminded Scientist Syndrome,
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A.S.S.
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Oh, no!
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So sad.
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He's got the worst A.S.S. I've ever seen.
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Cruel fate, thou hast stolen
the only treasure I have left,
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my precious memories!
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Of what?
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It's not like you were some kinda
oversexed motorcycle racer.
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I wasn't? Damn!
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Aw, don't give up hope.
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I think I heard about some
research on memory loss.
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-[hologram zapping]
-Someone studying lab rats...
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Really? Who?!
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[Amy] Let's see.
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It was... Oh, boy.
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"Professor Hubert Farnsworth."
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Eh, who?
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Oh, me! If I misremember incorrectly,
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I had set up a research facility
on Vivisectoid Alpha,
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a small planetoid unknown
to animal rights activists.
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I was trying to show that rats
confined to an annoyingly difficult maze
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would evolve enhanced brain chemistry.
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[chomping and chewing]
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I would then extract their cerebral fluid
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as a treatment for absentmindedness.
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So, have they been in the maze long enough
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for their brains to evolve?
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Oh my, yes!
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Rats reproduce like rodents
on shore leave.
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I'd say roughly a year would do it.
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And how long has it been?
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What day is it?
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-Wednesday.
-Huh.
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Then it's been 100 years.
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-[♪ dramatic sting]
-[crew gasps]
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Come on, people, we have to hurry!
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-We do?
-I guess not.
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We'll leave next Friday.
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[♪ intense music playing]
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[Planet Express swooshes]
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[ship's computer]
Approaching Vivisectoid Alpha.
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That's weird.
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The computer says the planetoid is here,
but there's nothing.
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Computer? Don't listen to that hussy!
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I'm great in the sack.
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-[loud banging]
-[yelps]
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[Leela] Meteor storm!
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[ship zooming]
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[crew exclaiming]
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[all grunting]
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[ship thudding, debris clattering]
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[ship whooshing]
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[branches rustling]
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[metal crashing]
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[♪ tense music playing]
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[crew groaning]
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"Please come, Zoidberg.
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It'll be fun," they said.
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-Nobody said that.
-I don't understand.
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If there's no planet here,
what did we land on?
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I landed on my shiny, metal ass!
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And it landed on me.
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I'll try to take off again
so we can see where we are.
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[starter rattling, energy whirring]
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[engine grumbling]
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[starter rattling]
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[engine grumbling, stops]
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Son of an Easter basket!
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We blew a critical vacuum tube.
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Unless we can find a replacement,
we're stuck here...
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forever.
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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I hate you.
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[birds chirping]
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Huh, looks like we crash-landed
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in a completely ordinary place for once.
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Even that upside-down part looks ordinary.
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[♪ majestic music playing]
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What the shmell?
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[♪ majestic music swells]
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A ring-shaped world
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shaped like a ring!
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I shall call it "Wheel World."
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Its rotation simulates gravity!
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Really?
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Let's see what happens
if I throw this rock.
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-[grunts]
-Ow!
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That's what I thought would happen.
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♪♪
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What God-like being could have built
such a colossal hoop?
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I stand humbled before the work
of an intelligence far greater than mine.
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-[bushes rustling]
-Hi there!
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[crew shrieking]
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[Dr. Vermius shrieking, gagging]
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-[♪ dramatic music playing]
-[Dr. Vermius shrieking]
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Apologies for my reaction,
but you're just so...
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[shuddering] Ugh!
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What are you?
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We're travelers from another--
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-[muffled mumbling]
-Another area.
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[sniffing] What, precisely,
are you doing here
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in the Forbidden Zone?
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Uh, nothin'.
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What are you doing in the Forbidden Zone?
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M-Me?
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I'm Dr. Vermius of Ratcliffe University.
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It is here that I gather these relics
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that predate rat civilization.
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You wouldn't happen to know
what this is, would you?
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[gasps] [lisping] Certainly not.
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I've never seen anything like that.
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Nice meeting you. We'll be on our way now.
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No, stay!
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I insist.
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My colleagues will find you fascinating.
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But Rathattan is a long journey,
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and night is rotating.
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[♪ intense music playing]
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We shall set off at sunturn.
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I bid you goodnight.
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[snoring]
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[♪ ominous music playing]
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[fire crackling]
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These so-called relics are bits and pieces
of my old lab equipment.
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And a pair of my lecturing teeth!
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I know it sounds insane,
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but, somehow,
my rat brain experiment worked.
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[gleefully giggling]
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But how can that guy
be a descendant of your dinky lab rats?
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Well, that part's barely insane at all.
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Greater brain power
necessitated a larger body size.
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Then Fatatouille over there
must be a genius.
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[chuckling]
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Your fat joke is correct.
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A larger brain has larger caloric demands.
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My joke was funnier than yours.
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In any case,
until we understand the situation,
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we must keep secret
the reason we came here.
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You mean to suck out their brain juices?
That reason?
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-[group] Shh!
-Clam it, robot!
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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This way, this way.
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We're crossing the boundary
from the Forbidden Zone
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to the Lightly Discouraged Zone.
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♪♪
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Wow, these sunflowers are beautiful!
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I find them tacky.
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But they produce a seed
with the most exquisite,
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delicate flavor.
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[munching rapidly]
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My word!
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I see you've developed
windmill technology!
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Yes, the mill workers use it
to generate wind.
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Observe.
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Ah, vermin! Run away!
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-[yelping and panting]
-[gears cranking]
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[windmills whooshing]
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[♪ ominous music playing]
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[door creaking]
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Your appearance seems
to make my people uncomfortable,
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so I advise you to wear these prosthetics
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for the remainder of our journey.
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Why do you think this'll help?
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Why? Because they'll like you.
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Now, come on.
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We'll take the steamboat
the rest of the way.
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[♪ whimsical, old-time music playing]
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[blowing]
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-[teeth bonk]
-[high-pitched gibberish]
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[panting]
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[sighs] Whoa! Whoa!
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Whoa!
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[foghorn blasting]
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[group coughing and gagging]
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And, here we are.
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[♪ majestic music playing]
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This is Ratcliffe University,
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the finest research institute
in the western semicircle.
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You can lose your disguises now.
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The academic community
is very open-minded.
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Perhaps too open-minded. [yelps]
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[mumbling, chomping]
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Mm, like a hacky sack, but crunchier.
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[protesters] [chanting]
Free the fleas! Free the fleas!
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Yo, what gives?
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Pay these zealots no mind.
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They're just protesting my flea research.
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Damned flea-huggers.
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-[scratching]
-[protesters continue chanting]
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[mini cannon firing]
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This room is known as a "laboratory."
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Ya don't say.
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And this is my colleague, Dr. Pestia.
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Uh, charmed.
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What strange creatures!
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They walk and talk like naked rats.
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[giggling] Oh, you flatter me.
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Say, I notice you have a lot of primitive,
high-tech stuff there on your rat desk.
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You wouldn't happen to have
one of these, would you?
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An electrical amplification tube?
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Why, yes.
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But, I can't quite get it to not explode.
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[electricity sparking]
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[flames whooshing, fizzles]
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[coughs] Have you considered
creating a vacuum
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inside the tube, like so?
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Without air gumming things up,
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you can control much greater voltages.
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Professor, you seem strangely familiar
with scientific concepts
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such as air and gum.
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Plus, you're wearing a lab coat.
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And you're called the Professor.
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Don't forget the thick glasses!
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Do you, perhaps, know more
than you're letting on?
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Certainly not. I'm as dumb as a stump.
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But enough about me.
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Tell us about the origins
of this curious rotating ring
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to which your civilization adheres
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via centripetal force.
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[♪ soft, suspicious music playing]
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This archive contains
our most ancient records,
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written in long-paw with whisker and ink.
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The sacred book
tells of the genesis of our world.
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"In the beginning,
there was only the maze."
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[crew gasping]
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"The Evil One, in his wickedness,
condemned us there to suffer,
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"lost in its twisting passageways,
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"knowing not from whence
the next cheese would come.
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"'Twas a nightmare beyond comprehension.
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"But as generations passed,
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"we learned to comprehend it,
which was even worse.
265
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,254
"'Cause then we knew
we were stuck in a maze!
266
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,464
[maze cracking]
267
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,342
"In due course, there came an apocalypse.
268
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,677
"Cheese boiled forth from the earth,
269
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,513
"and the maze was blown unto smithereens.
270
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,598
[explosion bangs]
271
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,893
"Yet, out of the chaos,
a glittering ring appeared,
272
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:10,855
and we rats took refuge upon it
and flourished."
273
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:14,651
I find myself intrigued by
the character of the "Evil One."
274
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,738
Hey, Professor, don't you wanna
hear more about the Evil One?
275
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:22,367
Well, uh, I'm sure he wasn't all bad.
276
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,410
Oh, but he was.
277
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,788
-[♪ dramatic music playing]
-It has been my life's work,
278
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,290
the focus of all my research,
279
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,001
to uncover his identity,
280
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:36,339
-that we might exact our revenge.
-[Professor whimpering]
281
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,884
Man, imagine how scared
the Evil One would be
282
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,178
if he were standing here right now.
283
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,889
-[Professor gulps]
-No, sir, wouldn't wanna be him.
284
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,308
[laughing maniacally]
285
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:51,479
[muffled laughter]
286
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,567
[♪ light, ominous music playing]
287
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,653
[crickets chirping]
288
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,823
Night has turned.
289
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:05,118
Dr. Pestia was kind enough
to make up the laboratory
290
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,995
as a sleeping chamber.
291
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,580
I hope no one's allergic
to cedar shavings.
292
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,665
Okay, yep, right.
293
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,376
I'm ever so tired. Yawn, yawn, yawn.
294
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,585
-Goodnight!
-[slamming door]
295
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:17,380
[yawns] Man, I'm tired, too.
296
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,132
I shouldn't have eaten all that millet.
297
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,093
This is no time to sleep!
298
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,429
-They're onto us!
-You mean onto you.
299
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,557
He said Evil "One," not Ones. Singular.
300
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,309
Not helpful, Hermes.
301
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:33,730
I've been waiting for a moment alone
because I recognize this relic.
302
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,814
[case door squeaking]
303
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:39,277
It's my old friend,
Orbiting Security Drone 139-B!
304
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,613
With any luck, its recordings
will fill in some gaps
305
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:46,409
in that crackpot creation story
we had to sit through.
306
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,956
Really? Just shove it in? No romance?
307
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,166
[static buzzing]
308
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,169
There she is! Vivisectoid Alpha.
309
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,004
[video whirring]
310
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,547
[explosion booms]
311
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,425
Gadzooks! The whole planet exploded!
312
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,928
There must have been a pressure build-up
in the cheese cave.
313
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,348
If there's one takeaway, it's this:
314
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,059
always vent your cheese cave.
315
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,270
-[pen scribbling]
-"Vent... cheese... cave."
316
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,439
[flames whooshing]
317
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,483
[Professor Farnsworth]
Oh-ho! The heat blast melted
318
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,527
the planet's rocky ring
into a solid surface!
319
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,072
[Hermes]
So, the rats didn't build this ring.
320
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,531
They just infested it,
321
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,200
like a bunch of Zoidbergs.
322
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,785
Thanks for the shoutout.
323
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:30,870
[crew exclaiming]
324
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,081
As I suspected.
325
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,707
-[cable whirring]
-It's not what it looks like!
326
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:35,792
It's just sexual!
327
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,379
It was obvious you were familiar
with these relics,
328
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,339
but I couldn't understand why
329
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:45,009
until I took a close look
at the Professor's doodle.
330
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,554
Everyone, behold the Professor's doodle!
331
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:53,643
How could the Professor
have such precise knowledge
332
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,479
of the Evil One's torture devices?
333
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,980
Unless...
334
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,441
[♪ dramatic sting]
335
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,568
He's... the Evil One?
336
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,153
Boom! Nailed it!
337
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,656
[♪ ominous music playing]
338
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,740
[Fry slurping]
339
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,659
As you experimented on us,
340
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:14,414
so shall we experiment on you!
341
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,749
[stammering] But, I had important reasons!
342
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,461
Animal testing has led
to huge medical advances!
343
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,839
What? There've been medical advances?
344
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,007
Well, it's true that some lab animals
345
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,219
had to be, uh... inconvenienced.
346
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,554
With a brain hammer.
347
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,849
But that research
benefited millions of people.
348
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,518
Saved millions of lives!
349
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:39,522
Well, now it is the rat's turn to benefit.
350
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,608
Let the experiments begin.
351
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,653
[♪ dramatic music playing]
352
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,030
[echoing] Help! I'm lost!
353
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,491
We haven't put you in the maze yet.
354
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,410
[♪ curious music playing]
355
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,036
-[electrical buzzing]
-[Bender grunting]
356
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,121
[laughing]
357
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,539
-[electrical buzzing]
-[grunting]
358
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,124
-[electrical buzzing]
-[laughing]
359
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,294
Strange, he never learns
to take the cheese.
360
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,713
-[electrical buzzing]
-Oh yeah, I'm a bad boy, baby!
361
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,256
-[electrical buzzing]
-I deserved that!
362
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,008
-[panting]
-[wheel rattling]
363
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,510
If you wanted to study how awesome I am,
364
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,512
you could've just asked anyone.
365
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:15,600
Before you is a test
of deduction and physical skill.
366
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:16,893
Your goal is to--
367
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:17,977
Yes, yes.
368
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,312
[Hermes chomping]
369
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,063
But, how did he do that?
370
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,482
[sniffing]
371
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:30,490
That is why you always wear
a safety collar in the lab.
372
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,908
Right, Snivels?
373
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,284
Yeah, I guess.
374
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:39,123
There. We'll see how you like
having makeup tested on you.
375
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:43,794
Ooh, my skin feels like it's being jabbed
with a thousand poison needles!
376
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,714
And can you touch up my blush right here?
377
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,633
-[brush swooshes]
-[Fry screaming]
378
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,427
[♪ dramatic music playing]
379
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,555
You were all excellent research subjects.
380
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,640
[coughs]
381
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,934
Excuse me, there's something going around.
382
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,268
Four more dead.
383
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,603
[coughs]
384
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,854
[wheezing] Make it five.
385
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:02,939
[chokes]
386
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,816
[wheels rattling]
387
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,110
At any rat, my experiments with you
388
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,071
are essentially complete.
389
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,572
[crew cheering]
390
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:16,285
Tomorrow, we shall measure the effects
of the stimuli on your brains.
391
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,579
By dissecting them.
392
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,415
[♪ intense dramatic sting]
393
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,000
And then we can leave?
394
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,462
♪♪
395
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,673
[coughing] [groaning]
Oh, dude.
396
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:29,757
[body thuds]
397
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:35,096
-[Bender grunting]
-[metal bars squeaking]
398
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,389
[Bender grumbling]
399
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,100
The robot has the right idea. Escape!
400
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,227
Nah, I'm tryin' to get back
to the shock button.
401
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,395
I'm in love.
402
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,063
-[lights buzzing]
-Uh...
403
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,148
[crew whimpering]
404
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,192
There's no reason to dissect my brain!
405
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,610
You won't find anything!
406
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,571
I'm not dissecting you.
407
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,655
[coughs]
408
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,574
I'm releasing you.
409
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,076
Ugh, I'm homeless again.
410
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,788
Everyone's dying of humonic plague.
411
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,207
[coughing]
412
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,752
Here, I got this vacuum tube to work,
thanks to your doodle.
413
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,379
Take it and run!
414
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,424
-Thank you.
-Yes, you all go.
415
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,633
But I...
416
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,595
-[♪ solemn music playing]
-I shall remain here as a lab animal,
417
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,639
so noble scientists like Dr. Pestia
418
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,350
can test potential treatments on me.
419
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,395
My life is a small price to pay
420
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,690
to cure this terrible plague.
421
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:28,858
-[♪ music stops]
-Okay, bye!
422
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,067
[Zoidberg whooping]
423
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,193
Are you sure?
424
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,863
We'll have to infect you
with a fatal disease.
425
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,823
And the cures might be worse.
426
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,285
[coughs]
Also, the needle looks a little rusty.
427
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,661
I'm sure.
428
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,372
Hand me the needle, I'll do it myself.
429
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,458
-[wet thunk]
-[♪ dramatic sting]
430
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,585
Well, that was a time-saver.
431
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,630
[♪ light, sneaky music playing]
432
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,844
How are we ever gonna find the ship?
433
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,596
I can see it right there!
434
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,765
[♪ majestic music playing]
435
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,808
[Leela] Oh, right. Ring!
436
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,602
-[Bender yelping]
-There they are!
437
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,896
-Seize them!
-Yeah, I sees 'em.
438
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,482
No, you numbskull. I mean arrest!
439
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,359
I don't need a rest, I just woke up.
440
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,652
[General Squeakus growls]
441
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:13,819
Hey, where'd they go?!
442
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,322
[rat patrol scurrying]
443
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:22,578
[♪ dramatic music playing]
444
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,331
That was close.
445
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,125
Uh-oh! The centrifugal force is too much.
446
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,544
And there they go!
447
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,797
Fry, quit mooning the universe.
448
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,548
Sorry. [grunting]
449
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,175
[whooshing]
450
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,761
Dang. At least I'll die with my pants up.
451
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,012
Oh, no you won't.
452
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,264
If I'm gettin' dissected, you are too!
453
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,266
[arm whirring]
454
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,685
[Philip] [muffled] Thank you!
455
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:51,273
[both coughing and wheezing]
456
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,068
So, this is it. Humonic plague.
457
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,611
[wet coughing]
458
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,904
How blown is it?
459
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:57,988
Full.
460
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,658
I've developed a number
of candidate treatments.
461
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,452
To begin, I'll determine
which ones kill you
462
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,745
and which ones don't.
463
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:05,830
Good plan.
464
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:09,458
But bear in mind, I tend to die easily.
465
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,377
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
466
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,920
We're home free!
467
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,548
The rat patrol must be way behind us!
468
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,216
-[General Squeakus] Correct!
-[♪ dramatic sting]
469
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,218
So far behind that we're ahead!
470
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,053
That's how rings get ya.
471
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,304
Cheese it!
472
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:26,434
-[♪ intense music playing]
-[crew panting]
473
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,024
[crew groaning]
474
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,154
[rat patrol groaning]
475
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,948
What's holdin' me down?
476
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,158
Lack of ambition?
477
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,703
Our running sped up the rotation
and increased the gravity!
478
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,496
Dammit!
479
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,040
[straining and grunting]
480
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,667
Oh, it's no use.
481
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,043
Back the other way!
482
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:56,505
[ring grinding]
483
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,135
[wind whooshing]
484
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,595
Get them!
485
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,764
[rat patrol panting]
486
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,682
[crew exclaiming]
487
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,727
[rat patrol grunting, thudding]
488
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,604
Oh, no! We're trapped!
489
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,440
And the ship is way
on the other side of the ring!
490
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:17,985
I've got a plan!
When I say "jump, jerks," you jerks jump!
491
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,820
Could you leave out the "jerk" part?
492
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,072
No, that's the best part!
493
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,407
[Bender panting]
494
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,534
And... jump, jerks! [grunts]
495
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,453
-[crew exclaiming]
-[ring whooshing]
496
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:32,374
[♪ dramatic music playing]
497
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,799
[crew grunting]
498
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,009
[crew panting]
499
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,344
[seat belts clicking]
500
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,513
This stupid gizmo better work.
501
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:49,183
[engine humming, rockets roaring]
502
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,726
[crew cheering]
503
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,228
[Planet Express swooshes]
504
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,480
[Leela] Up, up, and away!
505
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,565
[ship crashing]
506
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,858
[metallic thud]
507
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,151
Oh, rats.
508
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:02,613
-[neon sign buzzing]
-[rats groaning and coughing]
509
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:10,704
[all groaning and coughing]
510
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,917
I'm sorry, Dr. Pestia.
511
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:20,172
My only regret is that I have
but one life to give for science.
512
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,842
Although I suppose
I could give you Fry's, too.
513
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,218
Yeah, I'm fine.
514
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,803
Just touchin' up my makeup.
515
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,265
I'm cryin', but you can't tell
'cause my mascara's waterproof.
516
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,808
Wait a second!
517
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,601
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
518
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,771
Of course!
519
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,691
The fleas are the vector
spreading this plague.
520
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,402
Fry's thick slather of foundation
521
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,279
formed a protective shield!
522
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,198
And the arsenic
that adds that kissable sparkle
523
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,284
must be leaching into the bloodstream,
524
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,452
where it kills the plague bacteria!
525
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:51,704
Uh, arsenic?
526
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:55,791
Shut up and inoculate me
with those hot, toxic lips.
527
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,376
-[smooching]
-Me next!
528
00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,003
[puckering sounds]
529
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,881
♪♪
530
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,592
Well, now that the makeup
has cured the plague
531
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,468
and enhanced my cheekbones,
532
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:10,389
all that remains is to decide
who will dissect whose brain.
533
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,433
As enjoyable as that sounds,
534
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,768
I no longer need your brain juice.
535
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:17,438
That maze you put me through got my memory
536
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,649
back in tip-top shape. Farewell.
537
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,359
Farewell. From now on,
538
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:25,654
we shall curse the Evil One
with a fond smile.
539
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:29,158
And perhaps one day,
we rats could pay a visit to your--
540
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,743
We'll be in touch.
541
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,329
[♪ grand music playing]
542
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,497
[Planet Express swooshes]
543
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:47,259
[♪ upbeat theme music playing]
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