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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:08,140 (male singer) ♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation 2 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:12,277 ♪ So the annual problem for our generation 3 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:15,247 ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it 4 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:16,248 ♪ Like maybe... 5 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,783 ♪ Building a rocket 6 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,118 ♪ Or fighting a mummy 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,854 ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower 8 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:24,256 ♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist Hey! 9 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:27,559 ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower 10 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,795 ♪ Surfing tidal waves, creating nano-bots 11 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:31,597 ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain 12 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:32,531 It's over here! 13 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,966 ♪ Finding a dodo bird 14 00:00:33,968 --> 00:00:35,134 ♪ Painting a continent 15 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,703 ♪ Or driving our sister insane Phineas! 16 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:40,539 ♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do 17 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,107 ♪ Before school starts this fall 18 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:43,208 Come on, Perry! 19 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,177 ♪ So stick with us 20 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:48,280 ♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all 21 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:49,948 ♪ So stick with us 22 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:53,752 ♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! 23 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:54,987 Mom! 24 00:00:54,989 --> 00:00:58,257 Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 25 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:08,600 We thought it only fair to warn you that the show you're about to see may disturb you. 26 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:12,004 It may shock you. It may even horrify you! 27 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:14,039 (hacks) You've been warned. 28 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:18,844 (thunderclap) (crows cawing) 29 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:21,814 ♪ Duh, duh 30 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:26,819 Well, our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out. 31 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:30,856 This weather isn't fit for man nor platypus. 32 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,357 Hey, where's Perry? 33 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:35,127 ♪ Dooby-dooby-doo Bah dooby-dooby-doo bah doo ♪ 34 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:37,129 Good morning, Agent P. 35 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,898 The mission you are about to receive may shock you. 36 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,801 It may even horrify you. But then again, probably not. 37 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:45,003 I mean, heh, you have been doing this for a while. 38 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:48,607 Anyway, sorry about the tarp some water damage.aused 39 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,610 Ooh. Cheese and crackers. Better run. cousin's wedding. 40 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,846 Doofenshmirtz is up to something. You know what to do. 41 00:01:53,848 --> 00:01:57,082 ♪ Perry Hmm. I wonder where Perry goes off to. 42 00:01:57,084 --> 00:02:02,354 Lost your platypus, eh? That reminds me of a really great monster story. 43 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,957 Tell us, Grandpa. It's about Ferb's ancestor. 44 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:12,064 He was his great-great- great-great-great-great- great-great-great great uncle. 45 00:02:12,066 --> 00:02:13,999 (Candace) Great. 46 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:17,936 It was a long time ago, back in the old country, 47 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:20,339 on a cold, moonlit night. 48 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,875 (wolf howls) Your great uncle Ferbgore was assisting 49 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:25,344 the famous Dr. Phineastein 50 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:31,650 in the macabre task of collecting spare parts from semi-aquatic mammals. 51 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:35,087 Hey, Ferbgore, the Monster's Ball Best Monster Contest. 52 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:37,823 A big prize goes to the best monster. Sweet. 53 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:41,260 I know what we're gonna do today. (laughs) 54 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:45,731 Back at Castle Phineastein, the boys began building a monster. (record needle scratches) 55 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:48,667 Can you at least tell a story in color, Grandpa? 56 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,702 Perhaps muted color would be better. 57 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,938 Who's telling this story, anyway? 58 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,040 Did I mention that the boys had a conniving 59 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:57,843 and disapproving governess named Constance? 60 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,879 (thinking) So, anyway, Jeremiah was, like, totally checking me out when - 61 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:03,982 (clattering) Will you hold it down? I am trying to use the quill! 62 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:08,954 Isn't it beautiful, Ferbgore? We're on the verge of bringing life to the best monster ever. 63 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,089 OK, let her rip. 64 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:19,431 (crackling) (thunderclap) 65 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,904 (grunts) 66 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,973 It's alive! Alive! 67 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:31,009 (laughs maniacally) 68 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:33,278 And it's really big. How big, Grandpa? 69 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:37,983 Bigger than a refrigerator but smaller than a really big refrigerator. 70 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:42,054 ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪ 71 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:45,991 Don't close that door! Oh, that's just great! 72 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:50,295 The storms made my security system go all cuckoo, and you just locked us in. 73 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,898 (sighs) Well, you might as well make yourself comfy, 74 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:56,268 'cause we're stuck in here till the power comes back on. 75 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,837 Ooh, quite a storm, huh? Reminds me of a story 76 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:02,541 Papa Doofenshmirtz used to tell me to scare me into wetting the bed. 77 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,176 That prankster! 78 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:06,411 It began a long time ago 79 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:11,049 with my great-great grandfather, Dr. Jekyll Doofenshmirtz. 80 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:14,886 He was obsessed with being the most evil scientist of his time. 81 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:18,090 Back then, to be considered truly evil, 82 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,425 you actually had to have an angry mob after you. 83 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,794 Your 11:00 is here. 84 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:25,330 The angry mob?! Ooh, they're early. 85 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:27,065 Show them to the parlor. 86 00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:29,368 (sips) 87 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:31,803 Top of the morning, angry mob. 88 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,805 Let's hurry this along, Doctor. 89 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:40,145 Yes, of course, of course. This time I know I've created something evil enough 90 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:42,447 to warrant your full attention and anger. 91 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,284 The Concoction Brewinator! 92 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:48,253 A diabolical machine that produces a potion 93 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:51,089 to turn a normal man like myself 94 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,959 into a horrible monster! 95 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:58,830 (gulps) Now... tremble before me! 96 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,066 (laughing) 97 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,001 What? You're not so much trembling. 98 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,270 Wait, wait, wait, wait! Come back! 99 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:09,941 So you're not an angry mob right now, but... I bet you're slightly irritated, right? 100 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:13,145 I should get points for that. I should get points for that. 101 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,213 Uh, where was I? Oh, yes! 102 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:18,550 Now, the boys had a real monster on their hands, 103 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,852 and they had to get him ready for the big night. 104 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,087 (gurgling) 105 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:25,991 Come on. That-a-boy. Check it out, Ferbgore. 106 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,994 To make sure we win that monster contest, I taught him a few tricks. 107 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,530 Watch this. Play dead. 108 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:32,998 Huh? Huh? 109 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,467 So I said, "Oh, no, you didn't!" 110 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,336 (creaking) And she said - What was that? 111 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:38,937 What's going on down there? 112 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,573 I will go straight to the angry mob and tell on you. 113 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:44,176 Aha! Oh, hi, Constance. 114 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,011 We're gonna enter the Best Monster Contest. 115 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,146 How are you gonna answer a monster contest? 116 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:51,850 You don't even have a monster! (growls) 117 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,352 He's right behind me, isn't he? 118 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:55,087 Yeah. (screams) 119 00:05:56,522 --> 00:06:00,092 I'm telling Mom. 120 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:03,228 Aah! Aah! 121 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:06,498 Angry mob, come quick! 122 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:10,001 Phineastein and Ferbgore have created a giant green monster! 123 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:13,071 Didn't you tell us last week that they created a two-headed cow? 124 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:17,476 We're wasting time! Now let's hurry before the monster gets away! 125 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,511 Jameson, I think I found the problem. 126 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:22,881 I had the brewinator set to "fairy princess" by mistake. 127 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,118 You know, in hindsight, I question even including 128 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,220 a "fairy princess" setting to begin with. (whirring) 129 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:29,621 But, you know, live and learn. 130 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,523 Cheers. 131 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:35,060 Hmm. Evil has an interesting flavor. 132 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:41,066 I must tell my friend, Dr. - (grunting/screaming) 133 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,635 Hmm. It actually worked. 134 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:46,538 I know! I'm just as surprised as you are! 135 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,207 Put her there, Jameson! Psych! Ha ha! 136 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:53,645 At last! A whole new world of evil has opened up to me! 137 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:56,181 You know what this calls for, don't you? 138 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,917 A rampage, sir? Exactly! 139 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,988 Oh, and clean your uniform. Ha-ha! Evil! 140 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:07,292 ♪ He's public enemy number one 141 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:10,028 ♪ He's an evil, evil man That's me! 142 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,230 ♪ He's got a diabolical sense of fun 143 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:15,133 ♪ And an evil, evil plan Well, not a plan so much. 144 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:18,003 ♪ Oh, yes, he's eviler I'm winging it, actually. 145 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:20,138 ♪ More evil than he was before That's right. 146 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,707 ♪ Yes, he's eviler I don't think that's word. 147 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:25,644 ♪ And he's taking it door to door ♪ Oops, gotta go. 148 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,283 (chuckles) Evil! 149 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:35,353 (evil laughing) Hyah! Got your nose! 150 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:40,091 I got your... I... I... I really do have his nose. 151 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:45,564 Oops. Heh. OK, OK. Well, we'll just put this back. 152 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:48,400 There you go. Good as new. (growls) 153 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:52,237 Evil! (roars) 154 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:55,640 Oh, great. We really have to stop losing our monsters. 155 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,410 (woman screaming) Blimey! Look what's coming! 156 00:07:58,412 --> 00:08:00,712 (all screaming) Run! 157 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,181 I'm finally cured of my irrational fear 158 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:06,451 that a giant platypus will see me in my underpants. 159 00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:11,256 It's even worse than I imagined! 160 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:16,761 (monster growling) Mmm... 161 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:19,197 What ya doin'? 162 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:22,567 (screeching) Hello? Are there any monsters in there? 163 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,269 Shh. No, I guess not. 164 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,404 It was right here. You have to believe me. 165 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:29,174 A giant platypus. (mob grumbling) 166 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:32,511 Wait. Mob, look. The Monster's Ball. This is where they must have gone. 167 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,346 Follow me! 168 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:37,782 ♪ La la la la What ya doin'? 169 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:41,286 We're looking for a giant platypus monster. Have you seen one by any chance? 170 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:44,155 Funny you should ask. We spent the entire afternoon together. 171 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,224 We went swimming, had a little lunch. 172 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,326 Did you know he eats raw snails? Ew! 173 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:51,129 I stuck to PB and J on whole wheat. Where is he now? 174 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,265 He went into town to enter the Best Monster Contest. 175 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:56,801 Of course that's where he went. What were we thinking? Come on. 176 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:59,371 Goodbye then. Tell him to save me a dance. 177 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:03,875 (♪ waltz) 178 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:08,046 (neighs) Thanks for the lift, mister. Let's go. 179 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,448 (♪ continues) (chattering) 180 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:15,220 Best monster, indeed. Wait till they get a load of pure evil! 181 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,356 We'll just adjust the dial, and... (gasps) Yah! (growling) 182 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,525 (chittering) 183 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:27,532 Monster fight! (laughs) (shouting) 184 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,235 Really, really, I don't have your nose. Wait, wait. Time out. 185 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:34,172 Allow me one little drink before we continue. I'm parched, OK? 186 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,808 Here, boy. I hope he hasn't gotten into any trouble. 187 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,777 (gulps) Ha-ha. 188 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:42,380 Just wait till my potion kicks in, you big, dumb monst- (gasps) 189 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:45,817 What... But I - I thought I had it set to - 190 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:50,221 Ah ha! 191 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:53,758 And, well, I forgot exactly what happens after that. 192 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,227 Oh, hey, the lights. What do you know? 193 00:09:56,229 --> 00:10:00,332 (groans) Oh. I've got no time for my diabolical plan now. 194 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:04,469 I've got the chiropractor at four. Could we pick it up tomorrow at, say, 195 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:07,405 my evil scheme monologue? Good. 196 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:11,276 But, you know, I wonder who actually did win the Best Monster Contest. 197 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,612 Oh, there you are, platypus monster. 198 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:16,548 And to think I worried you might get into some mischief. 199 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:19,784 (hacks) Ladies and gentlemen, 200 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:23,555 we're ready to announce the winner of the Best Monster Contest. 201 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:25,457 Hey, we're just in time. 202 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,763 Mob, it's here! The monster's in here! 203 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,532 We're coming. Don't get your knickers in a twist. 204 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,268 They are so busted! 205 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:42,507 Oh, refreshments! This monster hunting is thirsty work. 206 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:45,477 That's a peculiar taste. Hey, Constance. 207 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,445 Oh, Jeremiah. 208 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:51,616 I can't remember a day when you looked more beautiful. 209 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:54,185 Well, now I can. Ladies and gentlemen, 210 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:57,789 the winner of the Best Monster Contest is... 211 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,591 that! 212 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:01,993 Way to go, Constance. Good show. 213 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:06,331 Wait! No, no, no! I'm not the monster! Aah! 214 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,433 (mob shouting) 215 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,735 Oh, well. Win some, lose some, boy. 216 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:14,439 You'll always be the biggest, baddest monster to us. 217 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,641 I see you found your giant platypus. 218 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,277 That's right. And we'll never lose him again. 219 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,680 And that is why there are pumpkins. 220 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:25,583 Um, Grandpa, you were telling us about a giant platypus monster. 221 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,453 Ooh, that sounds very exciting. Tell me about that. 222 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,823 But you were - I mean - I didn't - (sighs) 223 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,958 I got nothing. Ferb? 224 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,562 Platypus monsters are the only monsters to lay eggs. 225 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,666 Let's continue our tour. 226 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,668 Over here, we have the work 227 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:47,205 of the great environmental installation artist Beppo Brown. 228 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,641 That's my dad. As Django can tell you, 229 00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:53,578 his father Beppo is famous recreationsumentalist 230 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,346 of everyday objects. 231 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:58,783 (Phineas) Wow, Django, makes such huge things.dad 232 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:03,822 Look at that giant toothbrush. And that giant dental floss. it's even been used. 233 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,491 Whoa. And how about that giant baby? 234 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,661 My dad didn't make that. 235 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:12,330 (chattering) Django, isn't that your dad over there? 236 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,399 Yeah. I'm gonna go say hi. 237 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,301 You're taking it too literally. 238 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,670 It's the juxtaposition of the doughnuts 239 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:20,338 and the mountains that - Hey, Dad! 240 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,408 Hi, Django. How are your friends enjoying the tour? 241 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,677 They love it. Wanna hang out with us? 242 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:28,980 Uh, sorry, bud, but I gotta answer a few questions for these people 243 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:32,717 and talk to them about my new project, but I promise I'll catch up with you 244 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,520 just as soon as I can. Have fun. 245 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:39,924 OK, folks, please take some time to look at Beppo's fabulous exhibit. 246 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,727 Oh, and don't miss his newest addition, 247 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:46,564 "Doughnuts Over the Mountain," which can be seen from the viewing platform. 248 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:47,899 Cool. Let's check it out. 249 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,535 I'd like to see the giant mascara brush again. 250 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:53,605 What do you say, Candace? Where's the giant exit sign? 251 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,974 (sighs) I'd rather be at home with Perry. 252 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,576 What do you suppose Perry does when we leave him at home? 253 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,879 (♪ melodramatic) (man on TV) I love you, my darling. 254 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:04,048 No, I love you much more than you love me. 255 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,984 I hate you. 256 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,486 (blows nose loudly) 257 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,922 Sorry to bother you on your day off, Agent P. 258 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,056 (woman on TV) I love you. 259 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,492 I thought you hated me! 260 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,728 Agent P, you've got to concentrate. 261 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:21,833 He's expecting a visit from his old, evil science professor, Dr. Gevaarlijk. 262 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,835 You must get over there pronto. 263 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,904 Those two together are a bad combination. 264 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,506 Don't worry about your stories. We'll tape them for you. 265 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,809 ♪ Perry 266 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:34,712 Wow. Your dad's exhibit is really amazing. 267 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,981 I can see where you get your artistic talent from, Django. 268 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,883 Oh, I don't know, Phineas. 269 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,953 I made this for my dad, but it hardly compares to his stuff. 270 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:45,490 Are you kidding? This is a great painting. Your dad would love this. 271 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:49,027 But it's so small, and everything my dad makes is so big. 272 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,962 Why don't you just paint something bigger? 273 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,031 But where will we find a canvas big enough? 274 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:56,467 Look out there, Django. Your father's display just happens to be 275 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,403 right next to the Unpainted Desert. 276 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,438 And that gives me an idea. 277 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,907 Ferb, we're gonna need some really big art supplies. 278 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,909 Hey, we can use my dad's old exhibit. 279 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:08,479 He called it "Really Big Art Supplies." 280 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:11,583 ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪ 281 00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:14,953 (doorbell) Dr. Gevaarlijk already? 282 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,956 Oh, oh, it's you, Perry the Platypus. 283 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,059 I don't have much time today. You see, my old evil science professor 284 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:25,897 is visiting, and we've always had a rather strained relationship. 285 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,999 I think it's best expressed through song. 286 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,134 Tell me what you think, but no pressure. 287 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:34,005 ♪ Back in class, Evil 101 288 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,975 ♪ I always had so much fun 289 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,711 ♪ Though the one who advised me 290 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,145 ♪ Openly despised me 291 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:45,950 ♪ Still, I always tried to be number one 292 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,987 ♪ Well, I wanted a mentor to share my world view 293 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:52,757 ♪ But I got a tormentor I was hated, it's true 294 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,693 ♪ Now I have one more chance and it could mean my advancement 295 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,730 ♪ So there's only one thing I must do 296 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,966 ♪ I must impress my professor ♪ He's got to make good 297 00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:05,136 ♪ I must impress my professor ♪ He's misunderstood 298 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:08,973 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ He needs validation for his evil creation 299 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:13,778 ♪ Like any good evil scientist would 300 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,047 ♪ I... must... ♪ He... must... 301 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,750 ♪ Impress my professor ♪ Impress his professor 302 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,485 ♪ To be a success 303 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,922 ♪ Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey 304 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:27,458 ♪ In the eyes of this person whose opinion may worsen 305 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,795 ♪ If my evil invention's not great 306 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,798 ♪ I must impress my professor ♪ Impress his professor 307 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,801 ♪ I must impress my professor ♪ Impress his professor 308 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,736 ♪ I must impress my professor 309 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:43,508 ♪ Before it's too late 310 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:47,111 So, now you know my plan. (footsteps approaching) 311 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:51,049 C-can you hold on a second? I've got to go settle up with the dancers. 312 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,151 OK, so you guys are all union, right? 313 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,954 All right, here you go. And... 314 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:59,991 Hey, you know, when I'm done with this thing, maybe you and I could, uh... 315 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:03,094 Uh... OK, OK. I'll call you. 316 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,930 I think I got a shot there. 317 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:09,901 So this is the famous Unpainted Desert. Not for long. 318 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:25,483 (blades whirring) 319 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,975 Thanks, guys. I think I can show it to my dad now. 320 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,977 (Phineas) It's not finished until you sign it. 321 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,213 (Django) You're right. We should all sign it. 322 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,516 (knocking) (gasps) My professor is here! 323 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,185 (chuckles) And now, Perry the Platypus, 324 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:06,124 you will tremble before the mighty Dr. Gevaarlijk! 325 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:11,029 (German accent) Hello, Heinz. My, look how big you've gotten. 326 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,698 Of course you still have that slouch. 327 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,167 Dr. Gevaarlijk, so good to see you. 328 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:20,004 Oh, ja, I've come all the way from Gimelschtump for chit-chat. 329 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,940 So, show me what you're doing. 330 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:28,312 I am sure you will be most impressed with my latest evil inventions. 331 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:32,817 Here we have the Deflatinator. Hmm. Did it work? 332 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,686 Uh, well... no, not really, but I - 333 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,189 Here we have the Drillinator! 334 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,058 Did anyone get hurt with that? 335 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:43,327 No, just - just me. (chuckles) But, uh... 336 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,630 Did any of these actually work? 337 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,665 Oh, ha-ha! No, not really. 338 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:51,302 But follow me. I do have something even more impressive over... there. 339 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:55,173 My brand-new Blenderinator! 340 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,909 Spelling doom for even the toughest of apples. 341 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,211 Bow down to me, Granny Smith! 342 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:04,148 Ja, I'm sure if I was a pomaceous fruit, I would be trembling. 343 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:08,653 Where is your phone-inator? I need to call a cab-inator. 344 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,055 Well, uh, it's, uh, just, uh... 345 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,624 Wait, wait! Don't go. Let me show you this - 346 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,094 my very own nemesis. 347 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:19,097 Oh, Heinz, how can he be your nemesis? 348 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:22,333 He doesn't even have a hat. 349 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,236 No, no. I made that mistake a couple of times, too, 350 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,071 but that's him, I swear! 351 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:31,375 In your letters, you said your nemesis was a suave, semi-aquatic 352 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:35,246 personification of unstoppable dynamic fury. 353 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,116 He is! No, you've just got to see him in action. 354 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,184 Here. I'll let him go. 355 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:43,721 Go ahead, Perry the Platypus. Thwart my plans. 356 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,390 Come on. Let me have it! 357 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,392 Thwart away, big guy. 358 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,261 Heinz. Get thwartin'. 359 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,797 He's just a platypus. They don't do much, you know? 360 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,933 No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's just about to do something. 361 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,969 Wait for it. 362 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,804 (chitters) 363 00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:03,207 Hmm. I guess it's just a platypus. 364 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,742 I could have sworn that was him. 365 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,310 Heinz, this is just sad. 366 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,847 OK, one more thing. This is going to blow your socks off. 367 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,917 I know the boys must be around here somewhere. 368 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:16,187 Wow. What a view. 369 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,690 Well, may as well see what this doughnut nonsense is all about. 370 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,726 Wow, it's actually pretty cool. 371 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,728 So this over here must be the Unpainted Des- 372 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:26,898 Hey, that doesn't look unpainted to me! 373 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,900 Phineas and Ferb! 374 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,836 Ooh, busted! 375 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,137 ♪ Busted, busted, busted 376 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:36,240 ♪ Busted, busted, busted Mom! Mom! Mom! 377 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,076 Dad! Dad! Dad! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! 378 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,179 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to shout. 379 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:45,249 To honor your visit, I will blow up the moon! 380 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,752 Blow up the moon? But that would mean - 381 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:51,923 Yes. No more stupid songs about moons. 382 00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:55,826 I do despise moon-related songs. Continue. 383 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,963 It takes a lot of power, so I can only fire it once, but don't worry. 384 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:02,099 I have it planned down to the last - Ow! 385 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,271 Oops. (chuckles) 386 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,207 No more songs about dams? 387 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,310 Oh, but I like a good toe-tapping dam song. 388 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,217 Mom, you've got to see this. 389 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,152 Well, at least she's excited about art. 390 00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:23,387 Dad, you've got to see this. 391 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,990 Take a look at that. 392 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,726 Wow. Doughnuts over the mountain. 393 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,361 No, no. The other thing. 394 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,763 Oh, I see what you mean, Candace. 395 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,400 The natural beauty of the Unpainted Desert is like a work of art. 396 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,270 Mom, there is nothing natural about the - 397 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,005 Huh? 398 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,241 But... but... but... 399 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,843 Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. There you boys are. 400 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:50,281 OK, Dad, this way. It's time for your big sur... prise? 401 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,116 But... um... 402 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,417 What you got there, Django? 403 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,087 Well, I made this for you, 404 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,956 but it's kind of small compared to what you do. 405 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,059 It's not real art. 406 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:06,264 It's beautiful, son. You are a real artist. Really? 407 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:11,335 With your permission, there's a very special place I'd like to put this. Come on, bud. 408 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:15,039 Wow. There's no higher place of honor than the fridge. 409 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,041 Especially a giant fridge. 410 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,410 Oh, Dr. Gevaarlijk, 411 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:22,213 today was supposed to be the day that I impressed you 412 00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:24,882 with the enormity of my evil schemes 413 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,051 and finally earn your respect. 414 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:31,389 Oh, Heinz. Evil doesn't always have to be on a big scale. 415 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:35,226 You can spread evil in the little things you do every day. 416 00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:36,894 You're right. 417 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:40,298 But, sadly, you can't even do that! 418 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,800 You're a total failure! 419 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,870 You sicken me, Heinz Doofenshmirtz! 420 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:49,106 Gevaarlijk out! (door slams) 421 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:53,010 Wow. That could have gone better. 422 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:56,013 Oh, there you are, Perry the Platypus. 423 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,215 Oh, you... you saw that, huh? 424 00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,918 Yes. Of course. 425 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,588 You think I'm evil, right? 426 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,024 Thank you, Perry the Platypus. 427 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,492 Thank you. 428 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:14,465 ♪ Impress my professor ♪ Impress his professor 429 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,500 ♪ To be a success 430 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,870 ♪ Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey 431 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:23,007 ♪ In the eyes of this person whose opinion may worsen 432 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:26,344 ♪ If my evil invention's not great 433 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,347 ♪ I must impress my professor ♪ Impress his professor 434 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:32,350 ♪ I must impress my professor ♪ Impress his professor 435 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:39,290 ♪ I must impress my professor before it's too late ♪ 41479

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