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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:48,680 Welcome to the Jhankaar Beats competition! 4 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,800 The first group for the evening. 5 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,520 What's gone is gone 6 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:32,800 We will deal with whatever comes our way 7 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,200 What's happened, has happened 8 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:42,320 What is meant to happen, will happen 9 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:49,440 Neither in any faraway land, Nor in any days to come 10 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,920 All the happiness in the world 11 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,600 Lies here, now, in this moment 12 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,280 What's gone is gone 13 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:05,080 We will deal with whatever comes our way 14 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,080 Tomorrow is like the wind 15 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,360 One that neither be stopped, Nor controlled 16 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:48,560 No one has seen it 17 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:52,040 Wonder what it will bring with it 18 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,800 Today we're here, you're here 19 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,520 Even if there's no tomorrow 20 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,200 All the happiness in the world 21 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,760 Lies here, now, in this moment 22 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:11,320 What's gone is gone We will deal... 23 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,680 Are we skipping work today? 24 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:39,240 No idea! 25 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:40,800 Two years, right? 26 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,640 If we lose this year, it'll be a hat trick. 27 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,120 Did you fight with Nicky again? 28 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,320 Don't ask me anything. 29 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,640 My mother-in-law is going to call me today. 30 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,360 Do you remember, Deep. Five years ago, I told you something... 31 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,960 I know, buddy. All types of dance styles. 32 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,680 Where did I keep them? 33 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:35,720 Wow! What a life! Some people enjoy it, while others don't. 34 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,080 -Muskan! -Where are you? 35 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:41,800 She's here! 36 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,560 Muskan! 37 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,960 -Wake up. Papa's running late. -Wifey! 38 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,080 Where are my socks? 39 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,960 They are in the laundry! 40 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:56,520 They are in the laundry! 41 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,120 -Why are they in the laundry? -Why not? 42 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,200 Don't we have a laundry detergent in the house? 43 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,400 No. We have a useless husband in the house. 44 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,160 -What's this? -What is it, sir? 45 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,320 What is this? 46 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,640 I didn't do it, sir. 47 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:29,000 What's going on! Don't they have to go to work? 48 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,720 Leave them alone. What's your problem? 49 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,240 They're in love. Leave them alone. 50 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,640 Love! It seems like war to me. 51 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,680 They should take a break, right? 52 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,760 You mean, a teeny-weeny break? 53 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,520 Yes, a teeny-weeny break. 54 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:51,880 The champion has taken a break. 55 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,360 He must be tired. 56 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,960 But sir, the pigeon flew away! 57 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,160 -Open the gate. -I'll do it right away. 58 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:29,800 Did anyone call for the keyboard? 59 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:03,920 Even though life offers us little time 60 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:08,440 We have a large heart 61 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,960 We're not worried about tomorrow 62 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,080 This is not a car. It's an atom bomb! 63 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:32,280 -You ate too fast! -You gave me less food! 64 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,360 Who gave you these sweet doughballs! Give me one, please. 65 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,720 -You're on diet, right? -Really! 66 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:41,039 I don't want to die of hunger. 67 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,159 -So? -So, after my death... 68 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,160 Wifey will go to jail. 69 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:50,320 Wifey will go to jail and bear the brunt. 70 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,400 -Give me one, please. -Hands off. 71 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,280 That's it! No more dieting! 72 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:56,600 This is my order! 73 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,880 -You are lucky... -What? 74 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,920 to have a wife like me. 75 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,000 Now, you look presentable because of your diet. 76 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,760 Otherwise, you always looked ordinary. 77 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,960 Sure. You are talking as if you are a heroine in a film. 78 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,360 Why are you eating so much? 79 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,160 Just one bite, please. 80 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,040 No! 81 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:21,120 -Okay, half of it? -No! 82 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,320 Give me a small piece. 83 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,640 Okay, give me a grain. 84 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,040 -Love you, wifey. -Really! 85 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,440 Darling, Mom's coming home today. Please pick her up. 86 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,360 Hey, stop. 87 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:54,240 That stupid car annoys me. 88 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:56,840 It ruins my cup of tea. 89 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:00,680 Your stupid friend and his stupid car! 90 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,320 He's your friend, right? 91 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,800 No, aunty. He isn't my friend. 92 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:07,360 You are mistaken. In fact, I was going to complain about him. 93 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,320 Please find out who he is. 94 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,360 Hi, dear! 95 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,520 Your friend with the car is here. 96 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,200 I want you to throw that car in the dustbin. 97 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,480 Bye, love. 98 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,120 Why do you look so serious today? 99 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:24,520 Mr. Serious, this is a challenge for you. It's worth 50 rupees. 100 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:28,440 What was the name of Gabbar Singh's dad in Sholay? 101 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:32,800 Hari Singh! 102 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:39,040 Now, here's a question for 50,00,000 rupees. 103 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:42,600 Who is the other "Hari" in Sholay? 104 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,600 -Hari Ram, the barber. -Wow, sir! 105 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,960 You're a genius! 106 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,280 For how long will she be staying? 107 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,440 Two months! 108 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:03,960 And, about your uncle. 109 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,520 Now, there'll be war along with peace at home. 110 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,480 Rishi. 111 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:15,800 Please, buddy. 112 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,760 Look, you're my friend. 113 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,960 Man, do you remember the friendship vows? 114 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,280 This happens in the movies. 115 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,600 She's your mother-in-law. Please take care of her. 116 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,400 -I have a lot of problems. I won't come. -Rishi, think about it. 117 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:28,760 I have to go to the train station 118 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,480 and come back alone with her. 119 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,800 I throw myself at your feet. 120 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:36,920 Come with me. 121 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,040 -Get off! -Please. 122 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:39,760 You'll come with me, right? 123 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,560 Buy me a burger, buddy. 124 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,040 To hell with it. 125 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,480 Don't talk like a moron. 126 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,000 I know everything. 127 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,480 That's why, she started dancing. 128 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,360 She danced for Veeru. 129 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,120 As long as I live, my love 130 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,160 I shall dance 131 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,280 It's all nonsense. There's nothing called love. 132 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,600 "Before marriage, I am willing to die." 133 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,960 -"After marriage, I am willing to kill." -Utter crap! 134 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,520 You are saying this because you're getting divorced. 135 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,280 -I'm not getting divorced. -No, you are pure from within. 136 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,800 She wants her independence and you want a separation. 137 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,360 Sir, I heard that you're getting a divorce? 138 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,280 No. 139 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,480 Listen, Shanti was also asking me about it. 140 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,640 -Deep, what is this? -What is it, darling? 141 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,920 Nicky had called me yesterday. 142 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,560 She said that she has to attend a divorce meeting. 143 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,480 And I think, they have no idea about it. 144 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,840 Why don't you put some sense into Rishi? 145 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,160 Divorce is not a game. 146 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,000 He's an asshole! 147 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,360 Peace! 148 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,720 Actually, it's not your fault. 149 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,280 You're simply jealous of him. 150 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,400 That pigeon! 151 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,760 That pigeon! 152 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,560 Look at your hair. You look like a bloody peacock. 153 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,840 Maybe Nicky just prefers a pigeon more than a peacock. 154 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,520 You won't get it. It's out of your league. 155 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,080 That's why, Nicky stays out of your way. 156 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,880 Does your wife know that you ate a burger? 157 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,080 Sir, I heard you're getting divorced! How did this happen? 158 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,480 Who is this nose digger? 159 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,080 Forget it. 160 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,080 Have you thought about that condom campaign? 161 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,960 The client's coming in today, right? 162 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,600 Don't worry. We'll get it done. 163 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,640 Bloody dog! 164 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,400 Sir, I heard that you're getting a divorce! 165 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,320 No, it's a lie. 166 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,040 Relax, you're getting famous. 167 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,360 Come on. 168 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,360 Deep. 169 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,400 I haven't told anyone about your divorce. 170 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,840 I'm sorry, buddy. 171 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,160 I'm sure it's about that condom campaign. 172 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,800 We should've done some work. 173 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,079 Don't worry. I'll take care of it. 174 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,400 Please don't say anything. 175 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,599 Don't say a word. 176 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:19,440 There! 177 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,440 We'll get it at the start of next week. 178 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,640 Are you mad? You'll land us in trouble. 179 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,800 Mr. Roy. 180 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,520 We must launch our product, come what may. 181 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,560 He'll get only Moondoo. 182 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,400 Moondoo. He'll get Moondoo. 183 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:25,760 My heart has chosen you 184 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:31,200 Now, you have to choose my heart 185 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:37,080 I always dream 186 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:42,440 Now, it's time for you to dream 187 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:49,480 My heart says something to you 188 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,840 Pay heed, please 189 00:20:54,360 --> 00:21:00,960 My heart says something to you 190 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,480 Pay heed, please 191 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,680 Rishi! 192 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,360 We thought a lot about it... 193 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,480 and understood it. 194 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,360 Then, we thought about what we understood. 195 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:41,360 And then, we made this one liner after understanding what we thought. 196 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,000 "Yes." 197 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,720 "I really like it." 198 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,480 "Yes, I really like it." 199 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,080 "Yes, I really like it." 200 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,240 Mr. Roy didn't like it. 201 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,520 And I really didn't like it one single bit. 202 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,720 This is the limit! 203 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,320 -Did you like it? -I loved it. 204 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,480 What the hell is a Moondoo? 205 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,280 You are a disaster. 206 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,360 How's Muskan? 207 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,200 Don't ask me about it. She's becoming a brat like her father. 208 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,000 Have you guys decided yet? 209 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,440 No, we're at a standstill. 210 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,280 I know you as well as I know Rishi. 211 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,520 Both of you are stubborn. 212 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,640 Besides, things aren't so bad that you can't arrive at a compromise. 213 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,600 Every marriage has its ups and downs. 214 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:53,000 -A divorce is not a joke. -Shanti. Aunt is coming today, right? 215 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,760 Don't change the topic. 216 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,080 We're meeting at the lawyer's office for the first time tomorrow. 217 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,560 No! 218 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,880 Come home. Let's talk about it. 219 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,920 I'll call that idiot, as well. 220 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,920 Why don't you drill some sense into your brother-in-law? 221 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:10,880 Because, he is also like you. 222 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,360 Well, the practice is on. 223 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,320 Well... what do I say? 224 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,320 She'll be here in the evening. 225 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,440 Okay, I better go. 226 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:14,840 Sister-in-law was there! 227 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,960 How are you? 228 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,480 -Granny! -I'm okay! 229 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,240 Muskan, my child. How are you? 230 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,600 You've grown so big! 231 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,000 -Damn! My sari is ruined! -Muskan! 232 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,080 It's okay, Mom. 233 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:57,920 -I'll take care of it. -Okay. 234 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,480 Sister-in-law! Tea for me, please. 235 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,400 I'll deal with you later. 236 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,320 Be careful. You'll spoil my suitcase. 237 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,240 -Rishi, give me my bag. -Granny! 238 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,160 I have holy water in there. 239 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,480 Where's the holy water! 240 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,560 Shall I do it again? 241 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,440 No, that's all for today. 242 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,800 My name is Muskan, not Moose. 243 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,760 Muskan! 244 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,320 Moose Khan! 245 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,600 You are Shahrukh Khan's sister. 246 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,560 Papa, Uncle Rishi is bugging me. 247 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,840 -Mom has made biryani. -Biryani! 248 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,880 Biryani is for Granny. 249 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,840 There's apple and carrot juice for you! 250 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,320 Don't get into the habit of dieting. You will suffer. 251 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,320 What diet? 252 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,360 Son-in-law, you must have a full-time maid now. 253 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,480 My daughter is pregnant and she needs to get some rest. 254 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,400 Yes. 255 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:20,120 No, Mom. Nowadays, everything is expensive. 256 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,040 My brother has four maids. 257 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,840 He has two homes and one farmhouse. 258 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Two cars, one of them is an Ambassador. 259 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,640 He has two televisions. 260 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,040 This is because my brother knows how to manage his money. 261 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:45,720 Enough of this music and R. D. Bachchan. 262 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,040 -This is too much! -Burman! 263 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,360 -What? -Burman. R. D. Burman, not Bachchan. 264 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,560 It was R. D. Bachchan all along. 265 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,600 Who's R. D. Burman? 266 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,760 He's the world's best music composer. 267 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,200 Beloved, come 268 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,760 Rishi, Burman, Bachchan and Herman! 269 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,680 They are all the same. 270 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,800 You play for Jhankaar Beats every year. 271 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,640 You work so hard to lose. 272 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:32,240 Son-in-law, you must also try to become wealthy like my brother. 273 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,600 -Granny, does your brother take bribes? -What! 274 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,680 -Who told you about it? -Papa. 275 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,040 Really, sister-in-law. 276 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:51,840 If you like homemade food, why did you fight with Nicky? 277 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:54,920 Come on, sister-in-law. 278 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,160 I'm not involved in this divorce. 279 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,280 It takes two to tango! 280 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,760 You are as much to blame as Nicky. 281 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,160 Both of you are acting like kids! 282 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,400 Have you ever thought about your life after divorce? 283 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,960 Look at the time, sister-in-law. 284 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,600 Why are you taking me along? 285 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,360 What will I do at your divorce meeting? 286 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,200 I came to the train station with you. Now, you'll come with me. 287 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,920 Two months to go, buddy. 288 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,280 Rishi... 289 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:46,080 Rishi, I think we will win Jhankaar this year. 290 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,440 -I'll show that old hag too. -Don't worry. 291 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:54,600 Quiet! 292 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,520 Did you hear that? It'll be a big contest this year. 293 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,080 It's different now, my son! 294 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,840 Will the whole world know about it? 295 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,600 World! Dude, the whole neighborhood will know about it. 296 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:15,960 Look who's here. 297 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:16,840 What's happening? 298 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,880 Sister-in-law, this year Jhankaar belongs to us. 299 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,480 Just like last year. 300 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,920 And if I remember, the year before that, as well. 301 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,720 Listen to me. 302 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,440 This year, I'll rock the audience. 303 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,680 We should take your mom along. 304 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,400 She will rock the entire building and not just the audience. 305 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,960 Sister-in-law! 306 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,080 Can you do me a favour? 307 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,600 Shall I leave? 308 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,480 Of course, wifey! 309 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,240 Put Muskan to bed. I want to chat with Mom. 310 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:03,080 -Mom! -My child! How are you? 311 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,280 I'm fine! 312 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,360 -Where's Muskan? -She's with Deep. 313 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,280 My man, you're trapped. 314 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,360 Don't be silly. I'll put her to bed. 315 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,920 No. Hold on. Deep will manage it. 316 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,480 -Please talk to me. -Okay, my child. 317 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,920 Deep, come up right now. 318 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,720 I want to talk to you about your friend. 319 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,000 Damn! 320 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,159 Hi Deep! 321 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,800 You must be using a lot of them. 322 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,840 You must know when to walk and when to stop. 323 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,760 Sure. I'll come home. 324 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,880 I'll come but... 325 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,880 Now, let me go. 326 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,800 I want all my tapes back. 327 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,400 Rishi, are you worried about your tapes or the divorce? 328 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,120 Please be serious for a change. Damn! 329 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,520 Forget the tapes. Get Nicky back. 330 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,040 The tapes will come with her. 331 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,440 I looked for each and every song. 332 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,400 If your tapes were so important, why didn't you take them along? 333 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,280 You chose to walk out like a hero. 334 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,800 How did you forget your tapes? Tell me. 335 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,640 So, why didn't you take your tapes? What happened? 336 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,240 I was in a rush. 337 00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:02,400 In spite of being far, You are close to me 338 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:08,120 Close to me, yet, Why aren't you near? 339 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:13,800 In spite of being far, You are close to me 340 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:19,520 Close to me, yet, Why aren't you near? 341 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,240 Lonely times 342 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,080 Fragrance in the breeze 343 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:31,520 The world says 344 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,960 Pay heed, please 345 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:40,560 My heart has chosen you 346 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:45,640 Now, it's time for you to choose my heart 347 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:51,760 I always dream 348 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:57,120 Now, it's time for you to dream 349 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:04,000 My heart says something to you 350 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,280 Pay heed, please 351 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:15,640 My heart says something to you 352 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:19,120 Pay heed, please 353 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,560 Where did you find this fellow? 354 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,560 Hold on. 355 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,120 Don't worry. 356 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:13,960 She hasn't changed at all. 357 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,560 Time changes everyone. 358 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,000 -Who's performing tonight? -Deep and Rishi. 359 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,160 -I came to meet you. -Please don't touch the guitar. 360 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:00,160 Nobody! 361 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:02,680 Nobody! 362 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,760 Send us your work on an audio cassette. 363 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,240 Deep. 364 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:13,680 We need to work. 365 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,560 -Do you play well? -Yes! 366 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,200 Just a minute. 367 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,600 Rishi, we don't have a guitarist. 368 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,720 Get in touch with us next week. 369 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,000 Please, buddy. 370 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,560 Oh, I forgot to tell you. My name's Neel. 371 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,680 Look, it doesn't matter if you're Neel or a wheel... 372 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,200 He seems to be in a bad mood today. 373 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:33,520 Whenever, there's no moon 374 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:40,520 And it's a dark night 375 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:47,680 I will not fear 376 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:54,960 If you are with me 377 00:45:55,560 --> 00:46:02,000 When the clouds gather 378 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:09,040 When there's a heavy downpour 379 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:16,560 I'll be happy At the fall of every rain drop 380 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:22,600 If you are with me 381 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:30,160 That someone in this world 382 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,920 Belongs to me 383 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:45,640 Every moment would be filled 384 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:51,960 With light, if you are with me 385 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,640 -Whenever -Whenever 386 00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,360 -I shed tears -I shed tears 387 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,680 -Or, if there are... -Or, if there are... 388 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,440 -Bad tidings on my way -Bad tidings on my way 389 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:14,080 I'll smile, even then 390 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:20,880 If you are with me 391 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,160 -Whenever there is -Whenever there is 392 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:29,000 -A situation that smiles at you -A situation that smiles at you 393 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:35,320 There will be tidings of happiness 394 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:43,160 Our life will be heavenly 395 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:50,640 If you are with me 396 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,600 -What's wrong with him? -No idea. 397 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,920 But he plays well. 398 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,560 Yes, tell me. 399 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:14,760 Did you find one? 400 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,080 No. It's over my budget. Don't you have another one? 401 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:23,560 Alright. 402 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,240 Deep, when is this kiddo of the Kapoor clan coming? 403 00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:41,720 Mr. Indraneel! 404 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,400 Yes, where is that kid? 405 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,040 I wonder who invented condoms. 406 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,480 But it's a great idea... 407 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,840 to make people wear a cap and mint money! 408 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,920 Cap! Did you get it? 409 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,800 What happened to your sense of humor? 410 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,800 Get out of this divorce scenario. 411 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,040 This is getting to me. I'm fed up. 412 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,640 This job is quite boring. Let's do something. 413 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,240 Let's start a business. 414 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,480 Oh no... not again. 415 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,000 Buddy... 416 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:39,920 What are you talking about? 417 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,800 How many does a normal pack have? 418 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:44,840 It has three, normally. 419 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,720 In flavors of chocolate, vanilla, ribbed etc. 420 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,160 -How's that? -It will have holes. 421 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,480 What! Your jokes are funny and my jokes are rubbish! 422 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:07,800 Of course. 423 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,360 Let's finish that nose digger's job. 424 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,480 Rishi, I'm talking to you. 425 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:14,480 My buddy, Deep. 426 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,960 Come on. I'm just wondering... 427 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,600 You don't need hands to chew food. 428 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,160 Watch me. Look at this. Hands up. 429 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,600 Look. 430 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:39,160 My buddy, Deep. 431 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,240 I'll give you fifty rupees, if you pick up three at a time. 432 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,960 Sir, he did not eat his breakfast today. 433 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,160 Indraneel. 434 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,440 We were expecting to meet you yesterday. 435 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,640 Deep, go grab some breakfast. 436 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,040 Damn you! 437 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,680 -That's your father? -Yes! 438 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,040 That's what I've been trying to tell you all along. 439 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,160 We're getting late for the business meeting. 440 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:00,320 Neel, come to the club in the evening. 441 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,760 So, now you know who your father is. 442 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:06,200 Rishi! 443 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:18,120 Look at his enthusiasm! 444 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,680 Man, don't you envy him? 445 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,400 Well... I live with my wife. 446 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,080 -Does Aunt know about the divorce? -No. Are you mad? 447 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:37,200 Hi, wifey! 448 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,520 Hi, sister-in-law! 449 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:43,440 Come up. 450 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:48,920 Rishi, wait. Have some tea. 451 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:50,720 No. Thanks, sister-in-law. 452 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:53,680 Deep. 453 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,760 Rishi! 454 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,360 -What happened? -There's a maintenance problem. 455 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:22,320 Anyway, let's go home. Let's grab some coffee and spend time with the Boss. 456 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:24,960 Who? My dad? 457 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:28,280 Not your dad, you idiot. Our dad! 458 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:29,560 You don't know who's the Boss? 459 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,000 Kids these days! Come. 460 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,320 Do you know who was the Boss? 461 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,760 Do you know who is the Boss? 462 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,280 Do you know who was the Boss? 463 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:53,800 Do you know? 464 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,120 Do you know who is the Boss? 465 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,040 27 June, 1939." 466 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,960 The Burmans had a baby son 467 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,560 Dabloo. 468 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,920 He grew up, studied in Calcutta 469 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,120 And after his studies, he started the real studies 470 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,960 Under S.D. Burman's tutelage 471 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,040 He was born in 1939 And... 472 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,600 He's alive 473 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,000 In our hearts 474 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,880 Do you know who was the Boss? 475 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,760 Do you know who is the Boss? 476 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:46,080 The tabla, mouth-organ and guitar 477 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,400 He used to play several instruments too 478 00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:53,040 Once he had to show the world 479 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,440 Or perhaps, create a unique sound 480 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:59,080 He played the rhythm On his musician's back 481 00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:02,400 So many have come And so many have gone 482 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,840 So many will come And so many will go 483 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,400 Who knows what's going To happen tomorrow? 484 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,240 But the Boss is going To remain the Boss 485 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:11,720 That's right! 486 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,440 Do you know who was the Boss? 487 00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,920 Do you know who is the Boss? 488 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,080 Neel, why did you come back to India? 489 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:24,440 Yes. If someone goes to the U.S. he never comes back. 490 00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:27,440 Dad forced me to come back. 491 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:30,280 If I get a chance, I'll run to the U. S. right now. 492 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,400 But I'm going to stay here. 493 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,720 You should come along. 494 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,760 Who'll prepare my breakfast? 495 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,240 -Is that why you want me? -What else? 496 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,640 Excuse me, lovely lady and her husband. 497 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:50,600 Can we pause "Love Story 2002?" 498 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,440 Neel is trying to say something. 499 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,360 Shut up. 500 00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,680 Quiet! 501 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,320 Neel, go on. 502 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:05,200 I need someone to send my socks to the laundry. 503 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,160 Beware, dude! 504 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,640 Who's the heroine of this story? 505 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,360 Her name is Preeti! 506 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,000 -Preeti! -But there's a problem. 507 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,240 -A twist in the story. -But, what's the problem? 508 00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,640 If you know her and you love her. Why is it a problem? 509 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,920 That's the problem. I know her and I love her. 510 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:38,040 But love is a far-off thing, she doesn't even know me. 511 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,800 You mean, you haven't even spoken to her? 512 00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:45,600 No! When I see her, I get speechless with fear. 513 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,200 Naive kid! 514 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:58,320 Shut up! 515 00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:03,880 What's the worst that could happen? She'll say "no." 516 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,760 No way! 517 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:18,920 -You'll destroy his life. -Don't listen to him. 518 00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:24,960 You will be given less food. 519 00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,120 Great idea, sister-in-law! 520 00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,680 -You mean, a plan to woo Preeti? -Yes! 521 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,600 And his dad will make a plan to thrash us. 522 00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,800 Oh yes, Dad's trying to get me married. 523 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:45,160 Before he finds someone... please help me, buddy. 524 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,960 There is a villain in the story. 525 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:52,400 Please take an auto. 526 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,040 If you start the car, you'll wake everybody up. 527 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,040 I've got some change. 528 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,520 Did you see that? 529 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:05,040 There's still time. Get Nicky back. 530 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:09,560 He's looking for a laundry lady, not me. 531 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,360 What happened to you? 532 00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,760 Come on. Drag it. What is this? 533 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:46,800 How did this happen? 534 00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:49,800 Tell me. How did this happen? 535 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:52,600 Nicky, please tell them what happened. 536 01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:19,760 That stupid car is here! 537 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,560 He will be coming any time now. 538 01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,080 -Do you have any gifts for me? -No, I have eggs. 539 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,760 Sunday or Monday. Eat eggs every day. 540 01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:39,920 I don't know. It's your birthday. 541 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,440 What will you get for me? 542 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,160 What's your order? 543 01:00:56,080 --> 01:01:00,800 No. Let that monster go away. 544 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,400 I'll wait for some time. And then, I'll enjoy my tea! 545 01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:06,520 Relax! 546 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,160 And, a refrigerator for Mom. 547 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,400 You've trained her so well! 548 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,920 It's your birthday, not your mom's birthday. 549 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,920 Take this and be happy. 550 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,680 Darling, go give this to Mom. 551 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,040 Wait. 552 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:34,640 What is it? 553 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:42,800 Mr. Kamasutra! 554 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,960 Even I get tired when I listen to your voice. 555 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,640 If you light them outside your house... 556 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,200 I'll surely come and pick them up myself. 557 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,960 Thank god! The monster's gone away. 558 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,880 Beloved, in the path of love 559 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:47,240 In the arms and in the eyes 560 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,280 Beloved, in the path of love 561 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:51,560 In the arms and in the eyes 562 01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:53,720 Rishi. Look! That's our competitor! 563 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:54,960 He's with that stupid person! 564 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,680 I think we've lost the condom campaign. 565 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,000 It must be something else. 566 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:02,480 I'll take care of it. 567 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,360 I get really scared when you speak like that. 568 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:48,720 Damn! 569 01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,440 Dad is going to talk me about my marriage. 570 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:54,800 Why are you getting scared? Remember, the one who's scared, is dead! 571 01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,920 -When is Holi? -Rishi, stop joking. 572 01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,360 This is serious. 573 01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:00,240 Yes, buddy. 574 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,160 Dad is serious. 575 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,800 Shut up. I'm not talking about your dad. 576 01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,320 We must pay more attention to this campaign. 577 01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,280 -What will he do? He'll sack us. -Sure. 578 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,720 Who will feed my wife and children? You or Mr. Romeo? 579 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:16,240 I don't need any of your ideas. 580 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,120 We need a one liner, right? Let's ask the public. 581 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,680 We'll ask the public what they think of condoms. 582 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,720 Can Damme? The Hollywood hero? I've watched his films. 583 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,200 The people have no opinion about condoms. 584 01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:29,880 If they did, our country would not be in this state. 585 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:35,240 What about Preeti? 586 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,160 Let's start the survey from tomorrow 587 01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,000 and let's practice for Jhankaar, as well. 588 01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:42,400 What about Preeti? 589 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:48,640 What about Preeti, buddy. Did you forget about her? 590 01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:54,880 He's in love. 591 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:58,040 It's a joke. 592 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,680 Okay, let's plan something. 593 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,640 -But before that, let's pray. -Why? 594 01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,320 So that Preeti has bad taste in men. 595 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:12,440 Why? Do you want to try your luck? 596 01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:16,920 You took almost 10 seconds to answer. That's not allowed. 597 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,840 It's your chance to dance, boy. 598 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,160 Fast. Quick. 599 01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:24,880 Oh god! What have I got myself into? 600 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:28,000 Don't worry. Your luck's going to change from tomorrow. 601 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,160 This is your chance to dance. 602 01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,600 Friends, there are only two things in life. 603 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,560 Food and music. 604 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,400 Sir, you're a philosopher. 605 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,240 Seriously, guys. It's different now. 606 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,200 This year. No stopping, no bowing. 607 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,040 It's only about winning! 608 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:11,600 No stopping, no bowing 609 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:15,760 Nice tune. 610 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:27,240 No stopping, no bowing 611 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:30,440 We must march on 612 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,600 If we win or lose 613 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,760 What's with this losing bit? 614 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,320 Listen to the whole thing. 615 01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:42,240 If we win or lose 616 01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:45,520 Let's make them a big fan 617 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:47,000 Very good, Romeo! 618 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:57,120 No stopping, no bowing 619 01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,320 We must march on 620 01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:04,400 If we win or lose 621 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,840 Let's make them a big fan 622 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,640 No stopping, no bowing 623 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:14,880 We must march on 624 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:18,800 If we win or lose 625 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:22,480 Let's make them a big fan 626 01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:43,480 I can't bring myself to do this. I've a funny feeling in my tummy. 627 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:45,320 Do you want to go to the bathroom? 628 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:49,400 Listen. Go tell her that your name is Neel. 629 01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:50,880 And, that you want to take her out for dinner. 630 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:56,520 -Listen, don't talk about sex. -Rishi! 631 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,760 Stop joking. Don't listen to him. 632 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:03,400 Tell her that you love her. 633 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,040 Rishi, please go away. 634 01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:11,760 What should I tell her? I love you or can I take you out for dinner? 635 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,040 -Look! -Where? 636 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:15,240 Look at that baldy. 637 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,560 Be calm and speak to her. She's just a girl. 638 01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:27,319 Should I go now? 639 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:37,880 Listen to me, Neel. Don't say anything about sex. 640 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:39,600 Bloody idiot! 641 01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:53,920 Baldy? Not this, baldy. 642 01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:56,040 No baldy. 643 01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,160 What size is this? 644 01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,920 I want to have sex with that baldy! 645 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,520 I always use condoms. 646 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:30,680 Just a minute. What! 647 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,560 You're pregnant! How's that possible? 648 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:44,399 He will bite the dust, The one who clashes with us 649 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:52,319 Should you sing like that, Who will clash with you? 650 01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:56,240 He'll run scared 651 01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:00,760 If we win or lose 652 01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:04,280 Let's make them a big fan 653 01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:08,200 No stopping, no bowing 654 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:11,480 We must march on 655 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:15,360 If we win or lose 656 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:18,320 Let's make them a big fan 657 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,800 Wow! It's a six! 658 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:17,080 He will bite the dust, The one who clashes with us 659 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:23,560 While competing with us, Nobody can win 660 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:27,520 He will bite the dust 661 01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:35,080 If we win or lose 662 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:39,560 The Boss is with us 663 01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:42,840 Why should we fear? 664 01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:46,840 No stopping, no bowing 665 01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:50,040 We must march on 666 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:57,520 Let's make them a big fan 667 01:11:57,640 --> 01:12:01,440 No stopping, no bowing 668 01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:04,800 We must march on 669 01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:08,600 If we win or lose 670 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:12,480 Let's make them a big fan 671 01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,360 Mom's looking at prospective daughters-in-law. 672 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:11,240 Oh God! 673 01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:29,480 What happened to him? 674 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,200 Moondoo. 675 01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:41,600 Deep, there's a call for you. 676 01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:43,880 I'm coming. 677 01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:50,600 -Wifey! -I'm here. 678 01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:56,640 My lovely wifey! 679 01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,040 Where's your mom and my daughter? 680 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:02,560 Mom and Muskan are out. 681 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,160 What are you up to? 682 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:11,520 -You won't get it. -Forget it. 683 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:12,440 Listen to me. 684 01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:19,800 I've been looking for it for ages! 685 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:28,600 You better take my autograph now. I'll be busy later. 686 01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:29,720 What are the damages? 687 01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:34,080 It's in our budget. 688 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:35,240 Tell me. How much does it cost? 689 01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:47,120 Darling, don't worry. I've been saving for two years now. 690 01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:50,400 I would have bought it even for 1,25,000 rupees. 691 01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:52,760 These guys will be bringing the food. 692 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:53,960 Let's make some coffee. 693 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:55,720 Darling, don't get me wrong, but... 694 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:01,840 There'll be so many expenses. 695 01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:03,240 Darling, don't say that. 696 01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:07,720 Besides, we have Muskan's stuff. So, what are the expenses? 697 01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:10,800 What stuff? We gave them away, remember? 698 01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:12,160 And... 699 01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:16,520 We can buy the keyboard later. 700 01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:19,160 You never know when we may need the money. 701 01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:22,480 There's always something to do. 702 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:24,720 Two years. 703 01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:30,320 And I'm not even buying a new one. It's a secondhand one. 704 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:27,600 What happened? 705 01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:35,360 Deep, you idiot! 706 01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,160 Sister-in-law, please sit. We'll make it. 707 01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:16,520 Shut up. 708 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:17,960 I did that already. 709 01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:21,320 Your story is over. 710 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:26,000 Rishi, what are you doing? Help me! 711 01:18:58,800 --> 01:18:59,920 My Shanti 712 01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:01,320 My desire 713 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:03,560 My love is not false 714 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:08,760 Sister-in-law, Deep's made a mistake 715 01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:10,520 Let go, sister-in-law 716 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,280 Love you, wifey. 717 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,280 Look into my eyes 718 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:29,600 There are images of you 719 01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:34,160 This heart belongs to me 720 01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:36,920 But it only beats for you 721 01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:40,720 Wifey, my peace is with you 722 01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:42,720 You are my everything 723 01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:54,440 Really! 724 01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:10,520 Neel, any luck with Preeti? 725 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,320 I'm going to commit suicide. 726 01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:16,560 What's with this suicide? 727 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:21,160 You should commit suicide! You can't even talk to a girl. 728 01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:24,320 -It's not easy. -Please make him understand. 729 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,960 Preeti is not going to fall for him. Tell him to find somebody else. 730 01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:28,200 Good idea! 731 01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:32,640 This girl or that, what does it matter? 732 01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:34,200 Sister-in-law... 733 01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:36,880 They are useless. 734 01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:40,240 How will one blind lead another? 735 01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:41,120 Blind? 736 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:45,720 -Go talk to her. -No, I can't do that. 737 01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:53,520 Please help him. 738 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:55,920 No. Why should we help him? 739 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,480 -Yes! -Rishi! 740 01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:58,640 No, sister-in-law. 741 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,440 Yes, sure! 742 01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,920 I'm ready. Let's go right now. 743 01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:11,960 Tomorrow is Sunday. She will go to church. 744 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:14,480 Both of you should go there, as well. 745 01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:16,000 -What time? -Seven. 746 01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:17,440 In the morning? 747 01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:30,320 Why are you ruining my Sunday? 748 01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:31,840 God is real! 749 01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:35,200 You've ruined many of my Sunday plans! 750 01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:38,640 My son, what goes around comes around. 751 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:40,760 Now, shut up and watch the magic. 752 01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:42,160 Remember. 753 01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:46,960 Look, you're too old for this shit. 754 01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:51,320 You have a wife and a kid. 755 01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:53,080 And you, don't have a child. 756 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:54,760 And now, you don't even have a wife. 757 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:00,880 Here she comes. 758 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,440 -Have we met before? -No. 759 01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:26,120 I mean... 760 01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:27,520 One laundry... 761 01:22:30,040 --> 01:22:31,400 Do you work in the laundry shop? 762 01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:37,160 Can you tell me if there's a laundry here? 763 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:42,200 Take the first turn on the left. Then, take the turn on the right. 764 01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:45,880 Come on. 765 01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:48,560 Yes, once you take the right from the signal. 766 01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:51,040 -That's where the laundry is. -Wow! 767 01:22:51,480 --> 01:22:56,840 You know so much about laundries. Do you live here? 768 01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:58,920 Have we met before? 769 01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:03,000 Will you... can I... 770 01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:06,360 -May I take you to the laundry shop? -What! 771 01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:14,120 Can I take you out to dinner? 772 01:23:14,480 --> 01:23:15,400 Wherever you want to go. 773 01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:21,400 I don't know you. How can I go out with you? 774 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,680 We'll get to know each other on an ice cream date. 775 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:37,000 And, after that, we can have dinner, as well. 776 01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:44,480 How do you know about my house? 777 01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:46,000 What are your intentions? 778 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:50,480 It's Rishi's fault. I'm not a thief. 779 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,480 I have no bad intentions. 780 01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:54,520 Actually, I have a good intention. 781 01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:56,280 It's something nice. 782 01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:00,640 I'm a decent guy and I can take you out to dinner. 783 01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:05,520 Right now, go home and have a cold shower. 784 01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:10,960 But, tell me the directions to the laundry shop. 785 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:19,880 Were you wooing the girl or washing clothes? 786 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:25,240 Can I take you to the laundry shop? 787 01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:38,480 Can I take you... 788 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:45,160 Sister-in-law, you're laughing, as well! 789 01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:47,200 My love story is sinking like the Titanic! 790 01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,720 Love does not happen at seven in the morning. 791 01:24:50,440 --> 01:24:53,080 Neel, does she go to church every Sunday? 792 01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:01,600 When all else fails... 793 01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:41,560 You dwell in the heavens 794 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:45,400 This earth belongs to You 795 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:53,200 You are, hence everything is And, we lack nothing 796 01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:57,000 You dwell in the heavens 797 01:25:57,120 --> 01:26:00,760 This earth belongs to You 798 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:07,960 You are, hence everything is And, we lack nothing 799 01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:11,480 You are my heart 800 01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:15,400 You mean life 801 01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:19,040 You are joy 802 01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:23,080 You are my support 803 01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:30,360 Loving you, is life itself 804 01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:34,120 You are love 805 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:38,240 You are romance 806 01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:42,200 You are romance 807 01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:45,960 You are my heart 808 01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:50,000 You mean life 809 01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:53,480 You are joy 810 01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:57,880 You are my support 811 01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:05,480 Loving you, is life itself 812 01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:09,000 You are love 813 01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:12,680 You are romance 814 01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:16,480 You are romance 815 01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:20,240 You are romance 816 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:24,000 You are romance 817 01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:36,760 In love, you are the one I seek 818 01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:41,800 With love, I worship You 819 01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:52,400 With love, I worship You 820 01:27:55,400 --> 01:28:02,640 Your face is the light 821 01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:06,520 You are love 822 01:28:06,680 --> 01:28:10,040 You are romance 823 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:14,080 You are romance 824 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:19,080 You dwell in the heavens 825 01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:22,880 This earth belongs to You 826 01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:29,880 You are, hence everything is And, we lack nothing 827 01:28:29,960 --> 01:28:33,680 You are my heart 828 01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:37,400 You mean life 829 01:28:37,640 --> 01:28:41,120 You are joy 830 01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:45,080 You are my support 831 01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:52,520 Loving you, is life itself 832 01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:56,280 You are love 833 01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:59,840 You are romance 834 01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:03,800 You are romance 835 01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:32,000 In every journey, In everything I see 836 01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:37,920 In every dawn, You are the one I behold 837 01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:43,560 In every journey, In everything I see 838 01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:48,480 In every dawn, You are the one I behold 839 01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:57,800 You are what love is 840 01:29:58,160 --> 01:30:01,680 You are love 841 01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:05,040 You are romance 842 01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:09,160 You are romance 843 01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:13,920 You dwell in the heavens 844 01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:17,840 This earth belongs to You 845 01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:24,960 You are, hence everything is And, we lack nothing 846 01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:28,720 You are my heart 847 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:32,480 You mean life 848 01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:36,280 You are joy 849 01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:40,200 You are my support 850 01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:47,520 Loving you is life itself 851 01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:51,400 You are love 852 01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:54,960 You are romance 853 01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:58,920 You are romance 854 01:30:59,280 --> 01:31:02,880 You are romance 855 01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:06,680 You are romance 856 01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:10,440 You are romance 857 01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:14,200 You are romance 858 01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:18,080 You are romance 859 01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:23,000 You are romance 860 01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:37,200 Neel, I am your father! 861 01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:27,080 Have a seat. 862 01:32:32,360 --> 01:32:33,960 Now, we have an ultimatum. 863 01:32:34,320 --> 01:32:35,520 We must figure out a solution. 864 01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:39,800 Let's concentrate and put three heads together. 865 01:32:40,080 --> 01:32:41,280 Maybe, we'll figure out a solution. 866 01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:45,440 Can it be done with two heads? 867 01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:49,760 Three people and two heads. 868 01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:51,360 That's unfair! 869 01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:54,720 Neel, we know you don't have brains. 870 01:32:57,320 --> 01:33:00,000 Guys, can I please go finish some work. 871 01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:02,480 -What work! -No. 872 01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:05,360 Our job's in danger and you want to do some other work! 873 01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:10,040 I'll quickly go and rush back. 874 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:11,920 How long will you take? 875 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,960 I'll be back soon. 876 01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:17,160 -What time? -By 6 p.m. 877 01:33:17,240 --> 01:33:20,720 What! It's 11 a.m. now. 878 01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:24,000 But, even if I stay, I'm of no use. 879 01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:26,120 Why don't you tell this to your dad? 880 01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:27,000 Buddy... 881 01:33:35,080 --> 01:33:35,880 Okay, go. 882 01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:39,320 Neel! Neel! Neel! 883 01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:41,760 -Neel! -Let him go. 884 01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:42,800 Let him go! 885 01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:50,320 Why are you here? Don't you have any work at the office? 886 01:33:50,480 --> 01:33:51,440 No. Nothing at all. 887 01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:53,720 So much work and you, the real softy! 888 01:33:53,840 --> 01:33:55,680 He told a sob story and you got emotional. 889 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:57,000 Lots of work? 890 01:33:57,160 --> 01:33:58,880 -Yes! -Then shut up and work. 891 01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:00,360 Today, my mind was somewhere else. 892 01:34:01,040 --> 01:34:01,920 What! 893 01:34:02,040 --> 01:34:03,360 You were on my mind all day. 894 01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:06,000 These days, if I don't see you, something happens to me! 895 01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:08,400 Now, he'll be rushing to meet her every day. 896 01:34:08,480 --> 01:34:09,960 And then, he'll be running away from her. 897 01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:11,880 No. Fortunately, not everyone is like you. 898 01:34:15,920 --> 01:34:17,560 Jhankaar Beats! What's that? 899 01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:18,640 What's that! 900 01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:19,520 Jhankaar Beats! 901 01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:22,480 I'm bored! 902 01:34:26,240 --> 01:34:27,040 Work! 903 01:34:29,680 --> 01:34:30,680 I have something for you. 904 01:34:33,400 --> 01:34:34,240 What's this? 905 01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:40,080 This is a song that I wrote for a stupid girl. 906 01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:43,800 Who? The song or the girl? 907 01:34:43,960 --> 01:34:47,160 The song, of course. Can you write songs? 908 01:34:50,040 --> 01:34:53,800 This was a big hit when we sang it at the club. 909 01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:54,840 When did you sing it? 910 01:34:54,920 --> 01:34:56,960 Hey folks! 911 01:34:58,400 --> 01:34:59,880 Listen to me. 912 01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:02,720 Will you sing the next song with us? 913 01:35:05,960 --> 01:35:09,480 This is a song written by Neel. 914 01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:16,000 What's the title? 915 01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:20,800 What's this intoxication Of your love? 916 01:35:21,080 --> 01:35:22,800 Will you sing in tune now? 917 01:35:22,880 --> 01:35:27,840 What's this intoxication Of your love? 918 01:35:30,960 --> 01:35:32,400 No. Right now! 919 01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:35,240 -Right here? -Yes! 920 01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:38,840 Are you out of your mind? I'll get thrashed. 921 01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:43,400 This is an emotional blackmail. 922 01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:03,400 Your smile 923 01:36:03,640 --> 01:36:06,640 Then, laughing, coming over to me 924 01:36:06,720 --> 01:36:10,080 Telling me your name 925 01:36:10,240 --> 01:36:13,360 And disappearing in a moment 926 01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:19,840 I still recollect the feeling Of that first tryst 927 01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:26,320 What's this intoxication Of your love? 928 01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:29,160 When our hearts came together 929 01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:32,480 Like flowers blossoming 930 01:36:32,680 --> 01:36:36,040 I said something 931 01:36:36,120 --> 01:36:39,080 And your lips were sealed 932 01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:45,560 I still recollect how I waited With bated breath 933 01:36:46,320 --> 01:36:52,360 What's this intoxication Of your love? 934 01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:11,880 It's a dark night, But if it's seen against your eyes 935 01:37:12,040 --> 01:37:18,400 It's no darker than sunset 936 01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:21,440 If it's a beautiful day 937 01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:25,160 It's because I mention your name 938 01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:31,840 And that lends a fragrance to the air 939 01:37:32,360 --> 01:37:35,280 What's going to happen in future 940 01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:40,040 If this is the effect Of just one meeting with you 941 01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:46,520 What's this intoxication Of your love? 942 01:37:47,240 --> 01:37:49,800 Your smile 943 01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:53,120 Then, laughing, coming over to me 944 01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:56,480 Telling me your name 945 01:37:56,680 --> 01:37:59,800 And disappearing in a moment 946 01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:12,920 What's this intoxication Of your love? 947 01:38:13,600 --> 01:38:18,960 What's this intoxication Of your love? 948 01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:26,800 Your love 949 01:38:56,760 --> 01:39:00,600 You're great! Romeo's lineage! 950 01:39:03,480 --> 01:39:08,920 The plan is to practice begging, because we will be fired soon. 951 01:39:41,680 --> 01:39:43,480 This is someone else's office. 952 01:40:00,640 --> 01:40:03,560 Amazing! That baldy has fallen into my trap once again. 953 01:40:06,200 --> 01:40:10,920 I had wiped him off in the U.S. I'll do that in India, as well. 954 01:40:18,080 --> 01:40:22,920 You know, if that fatso uses this campaign, he'll be destroyed. 955 01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:26,560 Let him launch his product. Let him get totally wiped out. 956 01:40:29,320 --> 01:40:32,640 How well you've trapped him in your web! 957 01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:37,960 But madam, are you sure he will use your campaign? 958 01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:39,760 Are you sure that he won't go to anyone else? 959 01:40:44,280 --> 01:40:46,840 How can I forget this? You can do anything! 960 01:40:48,120 --> 01:40:49,760 You can do anything! 961 01:40:52,840 --> 01:40:54,880 If we win 962 01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:56,840 Or lose 963 01:40:57,440 --> 01:41:00,800 Now, we'll get the campaign 964 01:41:00,880 --> 01:41:04,440 No stopping, no bowing 965 01:41:04,560 --> 01:41:06,160 -We must march on -Wait! 966 01:41:08,320 --> 01:41:09,160 Come on. 967 01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:21,280 Deep, what can you do? 968 01:41:21,840 --> 01:41:24,320 I can do a bit of classical dance. 969 01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:26,160 Neel? 970 01:41:26,720 --> 01:41:28,880 I can do the disco dance. 971 01:41:33,480 --> 01:41:37,040 But madam, "You can do anything." 972 01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:55,360 -Sir, we have agents... -In every corner. 973 01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:16,000 -What did he say? -I have a friend in the U.S. 974 01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:23,280 He's looking for people like you. 975 01:42:24,080 --> 01:42:25,960 If you wish, I can talk to him. 976 01:42:31,360 --> 01:42:32,520 What did you say? 977 01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,240 Then, what did he say? 978 01:42:36,320 --> 01:42:37,240 Think about it. 979 01:42:39,320 --> 01:42:41,880 Think about it! What kind of a father do you have? 980 01:42:42,480 --> 01:42:44,360 He gets you to office. And now, he's troubling Rishi. 981 01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:51,360 It's your chance to dance. Let's go. 982 01:42:55,000 --> 01:42:58,200 Dancing on a chance is a form of art. 983 01:42:59,520 --> 01:43:00,880 No problem. Everything will be alright. 984 01:43:00,960 --> 01:43:02,560 -Yes. -Okay, listen. 985 01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:05,400 Why did these lights go off? Let me check. 986 01:43:07,520 --> 01:43:09,200 -Do you want me to do something? -No. 987 01:43:12,400 --> 01:43:15,520 Sister-in-law, I've been thinking... 988 01:43:17,080 --> 01:43:18,600 You've been going on with this drama for quite a while. 989 01:43:19,360 --> 01:43:20,920 How do you know what I'm thinking? 990 01:43:23,760 --> 01:43:26,640 If I can tell what you're thinking... 991 01:43:26,720 --> 01:43:28,560 you will have to do exactly what you're thinking. 992 01:43:31,320 --> 01:43:33,600 Go and pacify Nicky. 993 01:43:36,680 --> 01:43:38,840 You lost, right? Go. Right away. 994 01:43:39,640 --> 01:43:41,720 I don't have to go now. I will go in a few days. 995 01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:43,360 Are you going or not? 996 01:45:29,120 --> 01:45:29,960 We're going to have Jhankaar soon. 997 01:45:30,040 --> 01:45:32,120 Forget about Jhankaar. How can you go away? 998 01:45:32,920 --> 01:45:35,920 -He said that I need to leave right away. -I don't know anything. 999 01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:38,560 Why are you going to the U.S.? 1000 01:45:39,280 --> 01:45:43,640 But, you're the one who told Neel that you'd go there at the first opportunity. 1001 01:45:43,720 --> 01:45:46,480 I was kidding. Please. Don't go away. 1002 01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:49,480 What will you eat there? 1003 01:45:51,880 --> 01:45:54,920 You and your food! Don't people eat there? 1004 01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:57,240 That's not the problem. What will you do in the U.S.? 1005 01:45:57,320 --> 01:46:01,640 Look, Rishi. If you go away, who'll treat me to burgers on the sly? 1006 01:46:02,360 --> 01:46:03,600 Please don't go, buddy. 1007 01:46:05,560 --> 01:46:08,760 Please don't do this. I've made the right decision. 1008 01:46:09,120 --> 01:46:10,040 I must go. 1009 01:46:10,440 --> 01:46:12,120 Besides, it's you who used to say... 1010 01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:13,800 that if there's a chance, you should dance. 1011 01:46:17,040 --> 01:46:18,800 -Come with me. -Let's catch up with Nicky. 1012 01:46:18,880 --> 01:46:19,800 It's getting out of hand. 1013 01:46:26,600 --> 01:46:29,240 Besides, this is the right decision for my career. 1014 01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:32,120 You're lying. You're running away from Nicky. 1015 01:46:32,840 --> 01:46:34,280 You're running away from family. 1016 01:46:34,840 --> 01:46:35,960 You cannot go away. 1017 01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:38,760 You're not going anywhere. 1018 01:46:41,280 --> 01:46:45,200 You can think whatever you want. But I'm going to the U.S. 1019 01:46:50,520 --> 01:46:51,480 -Rishi! -Rishi! 1020 01:47:07,840 --> 01:47:09,160 Why are you ruining my Sunday? 1021 01:47:10,760 --> 01:47:12,800 -We're going to be thrashed. -Don't worry. 1022 01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:16,000 It's okay. 1023 01:47:32,560 --> 01:47:34,480 Deep! 1024 01:47:55,760 --> 01:48:00,320 On the sea shore 1025 01:48:01,320 --> 01:48:06,400 Every dawn and dusk 1026 01:48:06,680 --> 01:48:11,120 Little bit of light 1027 01:48:11,200 --> 01:48:16,160 And a little bit of darkness 1028 01:48:21,480 --> 01:48:24,000 Why the distance? 1029 01:48:24,080 --> 01:48:26,560 What makes us helpless? 1030 01:48:26,640 --> 01:48:28,280 If the heart asks 1031 01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:07,480 Wow! You should be in Bollywood. 1032 01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:15,440 Your drama has ruined my Sunday. Shall we go? 1033 01:49:15,720 --> 01:49:17,000 -Shall we go? -No, not mine. 1034 01:49:17,080 --> 01:49:18,160 Click a picture of these love birds. 1035 01:49:37,280 --> 01:49:38,200 Where's Nicky? 1036 01:49:53,720 --> 01:49:56,560 -I'm not coming. -He wants to go. 1037 01:49:58,080 --> 01:49:59,000 What can we do? 1038 01:50:04,640 --> 01:50:06,880 -Listen, sister-in-law... -Don't call me, "sister-in-law!" 1039 01:50:15,760 --> 01:50:17,240 Where are you going, Uncle Rishi? 1040 01:50:31,080 --> 01:50:32,120 Hey! Taxi! 1041 01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:37,200 Head to the airport. 1042 01:50:40,200 --> 01:50:41,160 I'll sit in the front seat. 1043 01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:42,200 Where are you going? 1044 01:50:42,720 --> 01:50:43,880 I'm going to drop you off at the airport. 1045 01:50:50,120 --> 01:50:51,800 Rishi, you're not only my friend, but also, my brother. 1046 01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:55,800 Take your seat. 1047 01:51:07,920 --> 01:51:10,880 Look, Deep. All these emotions and relationships... 1048 01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:26,040 Besides, who knows? 1049 01:51:26,440 --> 01:51:28,800 Later, you might meet another Rishi! 1050 01:51:42,560 --> 01:51:43,600 You were right. 1051 01:51:44,760 --> 01:51:46,040 Time changes everyone. 1052 01:51:59,800 --> 01:52:00,640 Head to the airport. 1053 01:52:17,000 --> 01:52:17,880 Some music, sir! 1054 01:52:20,320 --> 01:52:21,920 It's a lovely song, sir. It's Jhankaar Beats. 1055 01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:26,560 This friendship, We'll never break it 1056 01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:29,240 -Had to play this song? -Shall I turn it off, sir? 1057 01:52:30,000 --> 01:52:34,200 -No. -I will sacrifice the life 1058 01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:37,760 But I will never leave your company 1059 01:52:42,440 --> 01:52:44,680 -Come on, open your mouth. -No. 1060 01:52:45,040 --> 01:52:46,320 A "no" to a sweet ball! 1061 01:52:47,280 --> 01:52:48,280 Eat it. 1062 01:52:48,440 --> 01:52:49,720 It's auspicious. 1063 01:52:53,680 --> 01:52:57,240 Shanti, please be careful. 1064 01:52:59,560 --> 01:53:01,840 -I'm there! -Preeti's there. Nothing will happen. 1065 01:53:04,720 --> 01:53:06,400 Mr. Husband, listen. 1066 01:53:07,760 --> 01:53:12,320 Whether you win or lose, you will always be my hero. 1067 01:53:12,520 --> 01:53:13,640 Get it? 1068 01:53:14,600 --> 01:53:16,560 I love you very much! 1069 01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:23,920 And Muskan, listen to Granny. 1070 01:53:24,080 --> 01:53:25,520 Come back soon. 1071 01:53:26,320 --> 01:53:29,000 -I'll go to the temple. -Temple? 1072 01:53:31,600 --> 01:53:33,120 Deep, where's the temple? 1073 01:53:35,000 --> 01:53:37,720 Do you see that? Boss used to stay there. 1074 01:53:38,560 --> 01:53:39,720 This is our temple. 1075 01:53:49,240 --> 01:53:52,880 Boss, I need your support. 1076 01:53:54,720 --> 01:53:56,480 I'm not in the mood to sing today. 1077 01:53:59,200 --> 01:54:03,520 My friend, my brother left me today. 1078 01:54:05,000 --> 01:54:06,280 Rishi has gone away! 1079 01:54:10,200 --> 01:54:11,600 I couldn't stop him. 1080 01:54:15,000 --> 01:54:18,080 Forgive me, if I lose today. 1081 01:54:23,720 --> 01:54:24,800 Are you alone? 1082 01:54:46,760 --> 01:54:47,720 Play well. 1083 01:54:48,080 --> 01:54:51,080 Well, Deep. You know what... 1084 01:54:53,160 --> 01:54:58,560 The taxicab driver... explained something to me... 1085 01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:00,520 What? 1086 01:55:00,960 --> 01:55:02,080 The taxi meter, right? 1087 01:55:02,360 --> 01:55:03,800 Even I don't understand that. 1088 01:55:04,240 --> 01:55:06,600 -It always shows... -Winning is important... 1089 01:55:07,760 --> 01:55:08,800 but winning isn't everything. 1090 01:55:10,280 --> 01:55:11,120 How? 1091 01:55:11,200 --> 01:55:12,200 Didn't you pay the taxicab fare? 1092 01:55:13,720 --> 01:55:15,160 Even before going on to the stage... 1093 01:55:23,120 --> 01:55:24,000 After you've come back... 1094 01:55:27,320 --> 01:55:28,520 Now, let's win Jhankaar. 1095 01:55:32,720 --> 01:55:37,320 Hey, Deep. Let's play Boss today. 1096 01:55:39,600 --> 01:55:40,640 No, we can't play Boss here. 1097 01:55:42,120 --> 01:55:44,600 -Rishi, this is not a jam session. -Let's sing from the heart. 1098 01:55:51,440 --> 01:55:54,040 -Think about it. -I thought about it. 1099 01:55:59,560 --> 01:56:01,520 The final group for the evening. 1100 01:56:21,480 --> 01:56:26,520 In you, we have everything 1101 01:56:26,880 --> 01:56:31,120 We lack nothing 1102 01:56:34,600 --> 01:56:38,720 I don't know how 1103 01:56:38,800 --> 01:56:43,080 much I love you 1104 01:56:45,440 --> 01:56:49,440 But, I can't live 1105 01:56:49,520 --> 01:56:53,800 without you 1106 01:57:01,360 --> 01:57:07,960 I don't know how much I love you 1107 01:57:08,040 --> 01:57:13,800 But, I can't live without you 1108 01:57:15,000 --> 01:57:21,560 I don't know how much I love you 1109 01:57:21,720 --> 01:57:27,280 But, I can't live without you 1110 01:57:27,480 --> 01:57:30,320 You are my heart 1111 01:57:31,040 --> 01:57:34,160 You are my life too 1112 01:57:34,360 --> 01:57:37,520 You are my joy 1113 01:57:37,840 --> 01:57:41,200 You are my support too 1114 01:57:41,280 --> 01:57:47,840 Loving you, is life itself 1115 01:57:48,080 --> 01:57:51,120 You are love 1116 01:57:51,200 --> 01:57:54,160 You are romance 1117 01:57:54,720 --> 01:57:57,760 You are romance 1118 01:58:26,680 --> 01:58:32,920 Should anyone else even look at you It sets my heart on fire 1119 01:58:33,320 --> 01:58:39,640 It's tough to placate the heart 1120 01:58:40,600 --> 01:58:46,680 The things I do, You can't even imagine 1121 01:58:46,960 --> 01:58:53,520 How my heart pines, I do not know 1122 01:58:53,800 --> 01:58:59,520 But, I can't live without you 1123 01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:05,360 I don't know how much I love you 1124 01:59:31,480 --> 01:59:37,760 Heard that people bear The grief of separation 1125 01:59:38,200 --> 01:59:44,720 Wonder how they can spend their lives! 1126 01:59:45,280 --> 01:59:51,800 For me, even a day is like A year without you 1127 02:00:05,520 --> 02:00:12,240 How I wait for you, I do not know 1128 02:00:12,320 --> 02:00:19,200 But, can't live without you 1129 02:00:19,280 --> 02:00:25,880 I don't know how much I love you 1130 02:00:26,000 --> 02:00:32,840 But, I can't live without you 1131 02:00:50,600 --> 02:00:55,120 Here's the moment you've been waiting for... 1132 02:01:26,560 --> 02:01:28,720 Rishi! 1133 02:01:28,800 --> 02:01:32,680 -Look, it's your son! -Yes, my son! 1134 02:01:34,000 --> 02:01:37,400 Yes! Look, it's my son! 1135 02:01:37,600 --> 02:01:39,520 Rishi, my second soldier. 1136 02:01:44,720 --> 02:01:45,520 Yes. 1137 02:01:45,600 --> 02:01:47,040 -We won! -We won? 1138 02:02:10,920 --> 02:02:12,520 My son! 1139 02:02:14,120 --> 02:02:16,720 Okay. It's your son! Everyone knows that it's your son! 1140 02:02:16,800 --> 02:02:17,760 Even the chair knows that it's your son. 1141 02:02:23,520 --> 02:02:24,400 Have you thought of a name? 1142 02:02:26,720 --> 02:02:27,520 Rahul? 1143 02:02:29,640 --> 02:02:31,160 Rishi. Look, it's my son. 1144 02:02:36,480 --> 02:02:38,440 Hi, wifey. How are you? 1145 02:02:38,760 --> 02:02:42,200 Good! How's Muskan? 1146 02:02:43,160 --> 02:02:45,520 -What about the food? -I didn't get the time to eat food. 1147 02:02:46,200 --> 02:02:48,960 Not you. Did Muskan eat her food? 1148 02:02:50,000 --> 02:02:51,760 We can manage without you. 1149 02:02:57,480 --> 02:02:59,080 Listen. We've thought of a name for our son. 1150 02:03:02,160 --> 02:03:03,640 So, what is your name, Rahul? 1151 02:03:06,160 --> 02:03:07,480 How did you know? 1152 02:03:07,920 --> 02:03:09,160 Isn't it obvious? 1153 02:03:13,480 --> 02:03:16,280 Have you heard anything about Jhankaar? 1154 02:03:19,480 --> 02:03:20,360 Yes! 1155 02:03:21,560 --> 02:03:23,440 -Really? -Yes! 1156 02:03:23,960 --> 02:03:24,800 Yes! 1157 02:03:26,640 --> 02:03:28,280 What a wife! Why are you doubting your spouse? 1158 02:03:29,360 --> 02:03:31,680 No, bring me the trophy and I'll believe you. 1159 02:03:32,080 --> 02:03:33,080 You're holding it. 1160 02:03:34,640 --> 02:03:36,120 This is the trophy of our victory. 1161 02:03:43,480 --> 02:03:45,000 I'm like that! 1162 02:03:49,000 --> 02:03:49,800 Really! 1163 02:03:52,720 --> 02:03:54,240 We won Jhankaar! 1164 02:03:58,280 --> 02:03:59,080 Vijay! 1165 02:04:00,120 --> 02:04:01,480 Why are you here? 1166 02:04:01,720 --> 02:04:03,280 I came to get this report. 1167 02:04:04,800 --> 02:04:07,240 -There's a small problem. -What happened? 1168 02:04:07,480 --> 02:04:11,040 Some days ago, Neha and I... you know... 1169 02:04:11,120 --> 02:04:12,280 Yes! 1170 02:04:12,600 --> 02:04:15,720 Suddenly, some rascals burst some balloons outside my door. 1171 02:04:15,840 --> 02:04:18,600 And that noise ruined my concentration. 1172 02:04:19,200 --> 02:04:23,160 But, what about your control and meditation? 1173 02:04:23,320 --> 02:04:25,040 I know. That's what's bothering me! 1174 02:04:25,240 --> 02:04:29,000 For the first time, I lost my concentration! 1175 02:04:29,560 --> 02:04:31,800 You know, Neha and I were so worried. 1176 02:04:32,160 --> 02:04:35,080 We didn't want to start a family now. 1177 02:04:35,160 --> 02:04:39,040 -I can understand. -I'm worried, man! 1178 02:04:39,240 --> 02:04:42,720 Anyway, I have something to show you. 1179 02:04:42,800 --> 02:04:45,760 -Candles? -Not candles. I have condoms. 1180 02:04:47,760 --> 02:04:48,600 Yes, Deep. 1181 02:04:48,680 --> 02:04:50,640 I finally understood what you told me. 1182 02:05:53,640 --> 02:05:54,720 How much is it? 1183 02:06:00,480 --> 02:06:01,520 I'll be right back. 1184 02:06:03,240 --> 02:06:04,200 Let's go. 1185 02:06:05,120 --> 02:06:06,280 Where's he off to? 1186 02:06:07,560 --> 02:06:09,240 Realization has dawned on him now. 1187 02:06:10,080 --> 02:06:11,120 Come! 1188 02:06:34,760 --> 02:06:35,960 Nicky! 1189 02:06:49,280 --> 02:06:50,080 Rishi. 1190 02:08:31,320 --> 02:08:33,120 Papa, what is this? 1191 02:08:33,280 --> 02:08:34,280 Give it to me. 1192 02:08:36,320 --> 02:08:38,840 Come here, darling. Go ask Granny. 1193 02:08:39,200 --> 02:08:43,480 Deep, what did you do? 1194 02:08:54,040 --> 02:08:57,000 Jhankaar 80044

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