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♪
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♪ One, two, three, blastoff! ♪
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[♪ upbeat theme music playing]
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[glass shatters]
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[♪ theme concludes]
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[announcer] The following futuristic
science-fiction program
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contains scenes of 17th-century pirates.
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Also, vampires.
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Viewer discretion is advised.
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[♪ epic music playing]
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It truly is a grand piano, Madam Glab.
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Yes, it is the DOOP's gift
to the Vampire Empire.
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And all I ask is for your world
to join our alliance.
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Perhaps. But how am I
to transport it to my... planet?
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Zapp Brannigan at your service,
Your Highnyness.
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My crew is ready to die
to get it safely to your home world.
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No crew, Brannigan!
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Well, who's gonna die?
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This is a top-secret diplomatic mission.
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So, to handle the delivery,
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I've hired two civilian know-nothings
we'll never see again.
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- Hello!
- Hello!
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Are you quite sure that the piano is...
fully operational?
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I thought you'd never ask.
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[♪ dramatically playing
"Rachmaninoff Prelude in C# minor"]
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[fallboard slams shut]
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- No Rachmaninoff!
- What?!
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Careful ma'am. Rachmaninoff's
a hot-button issue for Bender.
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This piano is extremely fragile,
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and it's strung to a tension
of 2,000 megasproings.
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One wrong chord and it could explode!
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Wrong chord?!
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You insult me, Madam President.
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[grumbling] Wrong chord...
Stupid president...
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Never get to explode anything.
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To an alliance that will last a lifetime.
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Or longer.
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[glasses clinking]
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[♪ soft, mysterious music playing]
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Admirella, why is Glab sucking up
to the Vampire Empire?
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They're a bloodthirsty dictatorship.
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- [slurping blood]
- [Admirella] Indeed.
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And this is supposedly
the Democratic Order of Planets.
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Oh, so that's what "DOOP" stands for.
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Glab's final term as president
is about to end.
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Is this really how she
wants to be remembered?
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As the leader who secured
a valuable ally for the DOOP?
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- Yes.
- [door squeaking]
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Trust me, there are considerations
at the highest level.
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Then why haven't I heard about it?
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You're one level below that.
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Two, if you keep asking questions.
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Careful!
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If that thing explodes,
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Kif will be mopping you
off the walls for hours.
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And you never really get it all out.
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[♪ epic music playing]
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Man, this piano must be worth its weight
in these gems it's made of.
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I can't believe no one but me
is trying to steal it.
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- [alarm blaring]
- Incoming ship!
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Ah, there we go.
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Sir, it's a vessel in hot pursuit!
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My favorite pursuit temperature.
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Perhaps it's a sexy she-alien.
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[cologne spritzing]
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- [gunfire booming]
- They've opened fire!
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Could it be friendly fire?
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Perhaps intimately friendly.
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[gunfire booming louder]
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I guess not.
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Return friendly fire!
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You control the missiles on this ship.
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- I know that.
- [button clicking]
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I just said it out loud so they can
quote it at my eventual medal citation.
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- [gunfire booming]
- [Fry yelping]
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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[phone ringing]
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[ringing continues]
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[medical alert voice]
Fry has fallen and he can't get--
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Oh, never mind, he's up.
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Fry! Are you alright?
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No! Zapp's ship is under attack
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and I need you to come pick me up!
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Zapp's ship?
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That's Kif's ship!
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Hurry! I'll be waiting
out front with my lunchbox.
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- [explosion booms]
- [Fry screaming]
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- [static buzzing]
- [stick figure clatters]
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We've gotta save Kif!
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And Fry!
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And Bender too, I guess.
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If there's time.
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- [chair scraping]
- To the ship!
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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[hangar door opening]
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[Planet Express whirring]
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[ship rockets zooming]
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[licking finger]
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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Huh. They're not here either.
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Well, we've searched
the entire infinity of space twice.
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Let's go home and start
pricing coffinless funerals.
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Wait! There's something up ahead!
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[♪ mysterious music playing]
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[wood creaking]
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That's not something.
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It's just a creepy, old wreck.
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Th-Th-Th-Then what's
Fry's lunchbox doing here?
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[♪ dramatic sting]
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What? He's not eating it.
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[♪ mysterious music playing]
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Careful. There might be splinters
of unthinkable size in there.
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So, we'll enter in order of expendability.
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First, Zoidberg, then everyone else.
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- Hooray!
- [pincers snapping]
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I'm redshirting with friends!
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- [door thuds]
- [airlock hissing]
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[all gasping and exclaiming]
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[sniffing]
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This turtle soup is still warm.
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Whoever was on this ship
was just about to eat dinner
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when something horrible happened.
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And on an empty stomach!
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I won't let us meet that fate.
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- [gobbling]
- [soup sloshing]
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[doors creaking]
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The scorecard stops
right in the middle of the fifth frame.
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Somethin' horrible must have happened.
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Just as they were about
to pick up the spare!
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[♪ disco music playing loudly]
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The officers' disco!
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They must have been just
about to do the Hustle
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when somethin' horrible happened.
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Something even more horrible
than the Hustle?
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- Adventure buddies!
- [♪ music stops, record scratches]
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I found something strange
behind the DJ station.
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It might be a clue.
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[Zapp whimpering]
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Zapp? What are you doing here?
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And where's Kif?
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And Fry?
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And Bender, if there's time?
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They-- they took my ship.
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Marooned me here
like a space-age Gilligan.
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Who? Who marooned you?
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- Space pirates!
- Space pirates?
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You know, pirates, but in space.
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♪
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[laser gunfire]
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[Fry yelping]
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They've hoisted the black flag!
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That means they'll treat us
honorably if we surrender.
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I didn't crawl under this desk
to surrender.
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Hoist the flag that means "no."
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- We only have one flag.
- Hoist it.
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[sighing] Ugh.
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[flag rope rattling]
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[laser firing]
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- [♪ dramatic sting]
- [crew gasping]
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Why are humans so scared
of their own skulls?
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[♪ ominous music playing]
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Long John Longjohns,
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duly-elected Governor
of the Pirate Republic,
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at yer service,
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ye hen-hearted numskulls.
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Surrender yer treasure!
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Brannigan never surrenders!
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The, uh, Battle of Cowards' Cove?
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Brannigan rarely surrenders.
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Besides, we have no
[mimicking accent] "traysure."
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What's that the robot's stealin'?
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[wheels rattling]
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Uh, what, this fabulous,
gem-encrusted piano?
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It's worthless.
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Deliver the piano,
ye pants-pooping bilge puppies,
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or face our wrath!
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Ready yer wrath.
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [laser-cutlasses zapping]
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Just give it to them, sir.
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It's not worth losing
our lives over a piano.
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You clearly overestimate
the value of your life.
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No piano!
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[button buzzing]
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It's no use, we're out of ammo.
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Then we'll ram them!
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No point in having a ram
if we're not gonna use it.
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[naval ram whirring]
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[rockets zooming]
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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What d'ye think he's gonna do
with that ram?
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- [wall crashing]
- [pirates screaming]
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[wood creaking]
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[Longjohns grunting]
Damage report, Ultraviolet-Beard?
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We're goin' down!
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Or up, maybe.
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- [static buzzes]
- Finally,
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I can deduct that ram
as a business expense.
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- They're still alive.
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Huh. They must have mastered
the fine art of jump-to-the-side.
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Raise shields!
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Sir, their ship is taking on vacuum.
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Space law requires us to save them.
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Space laws were made to be space-broken.
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Raise the shields, Kroker!
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That's a space order.
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Ugh.
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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[airlock hissing]
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [footsteps stomping]
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Yer ship is ours!
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What the H-E-double-hell is going on, Kif?
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Didn't you raise the shields?
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I thought I did.
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I-- I've never been good with buttons.
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Step away from yon
digital control interface,
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ye rat-infested pool boys!
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Wow. You're really good at cursing.
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'Tis why I became a pirate,
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ye sponge-munchin' vacuum bag.
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- [blades slicing]
- [Bender yelps]
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You will tell your children of the day
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you were taken prisoner
by the infamous Don Electro.
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The Terror of the Spanish Mains?
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You honor me.
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I will return the compliment
if you ever achieve anything.
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[wings fluttering, parrot squawking]
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Ow! Bird feet!
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My name's Buddy.
'Cause I'm your new buddy.
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You're really annoying.
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Wait till I start repeating
everything you say.
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Everything I say? Everything I say?!
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You're really annoying.
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Well, we hereby surrender.
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Brannigan knows when he's been beat,
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because it happens a lot.
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♪
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Thus, the pirates abscooted
with the piano and your compatriots,
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and left me here with nothing
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but a lifetime supply
of food and entertainment.
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I don't understand.
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How did they get past your shields?
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Treason!
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By that slimy, double-dealing
salamander, Kif Kroker.
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Thank you, Mrs. Kroker.
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You had a little turtle soup on you.
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But you're wrong about Kif!
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He would never betray the DOOP!
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You may need to soak that.
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♪
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It's hopeless.
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We have no idea where
the pirates took Fry, Kif,
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and Bender, if there's time.
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Hold your hopeless horses!
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The crystals on that piano
are pure gemjewelium!
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They'll have left a faint trail
of radiation.
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- [button clicks]
- [trail shimmering]
257
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We can follow it if we
act quickly before it dissip--
258
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,967
- Whoa!
- [Professor thuds]
259
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,385
Stop the ship, Leela.
260
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,636
- [brakes screeching]
- Whoa!
261
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,720
[Professor thuds]
262
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:41,473
You can follow that trail
to your friends later.
263
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,684
But first, we're gonna
follow it to my ship.
264
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,561
Our friends are on your ship.
265
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,729
I said later! Full speed ahead!
266
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,106
Whoa!
267
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,859
[♪ dramatic music playing]
268
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,110
[grunts]
269
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,780
Someone buckle me in my car seat.
270
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:59,074
[♪ dramatic music playing]
271
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,785
[rockets zooming]
272
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,954
[trail shimmering]
273
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,540
We must be getting close
to the pirate home world.
274
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:09,459
Space is thick with arm hooks
and parrot guano.
275
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,794
- [hooks clinking]
- [guano splattering]
276
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,337
[♪ ominous music playing]
277
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,841
[ship rumbling]
278
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,593
[whispering] Okay, everybody ready?
279
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:20,138
We'll go lights out
and take them by surprise.
280
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:21,930
[Jolly Roger] Surprise!
281
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,932
- [♪ dramatic sting]
- [crew shrieking]
282
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,268
State yer names and businesses!
283
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,145
Okay, um...
284
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,856
I am Turanga Leela,
285
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,859
uh... pirate queen of the bad ship,
286
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,319
Planet Express Ship.
287
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,989
A name that strikes
indifference in our hearts.
288
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:43,785
And my merciless crew,
uh, Merciless Amy Wong.
289
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:44,995
Arrr!
290
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,246
That's a pirate thing, right?
291
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:49,208
It be a bit old-fashioned, but aye.
292
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,294
Legally-Blind Farnsworth, Redshell,
293
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,879
the Butcher of Jamaica...
294
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,963
Hey.
295
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,090
And, uh...
296
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,426
- Zapp Sparrow.
- Ugh.
297
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,304
We come to join your buccaneer band.
298
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:06,516
We don't admit just any ship
that sails into our hidden harbor.
299
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,478
We'll decide according to the pirate code,
300
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,439
which calls for a free
and democratic vote.
301
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,149
All in favor?
302
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,359
Aye.
303
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,027
All opposed?
304
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,528
[pirates] Nay!
305
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,030
Petition denied.
306
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:23,158
You're to be hung
from the yardarm at dawn.
307
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,660
- [crew gasping]
- [Zapp whimpering]
308
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,662
Is there no alternative?
309
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,164
Sure. Where do you want to be hung from?
310
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,124
Don't ask us to move on dawn, though.
311
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,584
The morrow's pretty busy.
312
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,754
Things'd be different
if you'd had brought us some loot.
313
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,090
- Loot?
- Aye. Or booty.
314
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,509
We also accept swag, plunder,
and treasure.
315
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,928
We maintain a diversified portfolio
316
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,098
as a hedge against market downturns.
317
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,849
I've got a Starbucks gift card.
318
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,269
What balance be it loaded with?
319
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,105
$500,000.
320
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,022
[chains clatter]
321
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,482
[♪ pirate party music playing]
322
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:59,611
A hearty freebooter welcome
to our newest citizens:
323
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:03,073
Captain Leela and her
somewhat motley crew!
324
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,033
[pirates cheering]
325
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,703
With this bounteous gift card,
326
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,038
and our share of the piano jewels,
327
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:13,041
'twill be our finest fiscal quarter yet!
328
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,460
[pirates cheering, gulping flagons]
329
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,547
You pirates are surprisingly bureaucratic.
330
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,091
Aye. We're a rowdy social democracy,
331
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,593
with no law but our written constitution
332
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,846
and various regulatory mechanisms.
333
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,348
Our halls run red with tape.
334
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,809
- [flagons clink]
- [both gulping]
335
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,811
[sighs]
336
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,980
[continues gulping]
337
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,357
You're a fine-lookin' man, Farnsworth.
338
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,359
'Course, I have but the one good eye,
339
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,736
so ye might be hideous.
340
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,612
[giggling] Oh, fuff.
341
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:46,283
I only wish I could see
how hideous you are, Bonny Bonnie.
342
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,201
Here, try me eyepatch.
343
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,329
- That can't possibly help.
- [eyepatch snapping]
344
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,998
Good Lord, I can see perfectly!
345
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,249
So can I!
346
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,377
Apparently, I ne'er really
hadna vision problem!
347
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,046
[♪ romantic music playing]
348
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:02,758
[both moaning]
349
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,968
[Leela] Mm. Mm!
350
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,511
This is a pretty good party.
351
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,347
I guess we can look for Fry later.
352
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,599
Leela? Is that someone imitating you?
353
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,851
Fry! He's part of our crew.
354
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,020
- Release him!
- It's not locked.
355
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,439
I know, but I felt like
you didn't want me to leave.
356
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,358
[metal gate rattling]
357
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,777
Hi, Leela. How's the boot rash?
358
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,529
Better. I've been using a new antibiotic.
359
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,781
What's with the bird?
360
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,325
I'm Buddy, Fry's new best friend.
361
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,077
He told me all about you.
362
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,912
All about you! All about you!
363
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,455
Is Kif in there?
364
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,956
Aw, no.
365
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,291
Nothing but vermin.
366
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,460
Yeah, nice to see you, too!
367
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,087
I don't understand.
368
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,880
- Where's Kif?
- Where's Kif?
369
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:42,964
Where's Kif?
370
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,967
Captain Longjohns took him away
when we got here. [squawks]
371
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,427
I knew it!
372
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,554
Kroker and the pirate are in cahoots.
373
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,598
What a pair of cahooters.
374
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,141
Kif's no traitor!
375
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,977
He's so honest, he withholds payroll taxes
376
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,521
from our kids' allowance.
377
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,231
- [laser-cutlass tapping]
- We've a long night
378
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,732
of carousin' ahead of us.
379
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:05,237
So, please stand while ye still can
for the national anthem.
380
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,531
- [pirates] Aye!
- The Pirate Anthem!
381
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,533
Ooh, I thought you'd never ask.
382
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,910
[♪ upbeat sea shanty playing]
383
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,496
[singing]
♪ Now raise yer hands in proud salute ♪
384
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:17,499
[all singing]
♪ The Republic of Pirates 'tis our home ♪
385
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,001
♪ Then keep them there
while we take yer loot ♪
386
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,421
♪ We're a law-abiding democracy ♪
387
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,923
♪ But we got no law against piracy ♪
388
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,551
♪ 'Tis considered protected speech,
ye see ♪
389
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,845
♪ But you're welcome to try and sue ♪
390
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,347
♪ There's rights for all
but less for you ♪
391
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,434
♪ We count each vote
in our hideaway home ♪
392
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,936
♪ As elected leader I can run ye through ♪
393
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,355
♪ Each pirate's equal under law ♪
394
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,024
♪ Each parrot's the equal of each macaw ♪
395
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,318
♪ You severed my neck vein
with your claw! ♪
396
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,195
♪ You should get that looked at soon ♪
397
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,282
- [glass cracking]
- ♪ We lurch about in a drunken rage ♪
398
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,034
♪ In our morally ambiguous island home ♪
399
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,787
♪ Where 12 is the legal drinkin' age ♪
400
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,290
♪ Our government's good,
our economy's planned ♪
401
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,625
♪ But we're hated and feared
and our souls are damned ♪
402
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:05,046
♪ But we each make at least 200 grand! ♪
403
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,965
♪ So to hell with your living wage ♪
404
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,341
[Bender banging piano keys]
405
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,552
[lid crashes, dissonant chord strikes]
406
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,555
[insects chirring]
407
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,557
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
- [all snoring]
408
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,559
[Amy snorts]
409
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,354
[whispering] Wake up!
This is our chance to find Kif.
410
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,439
[snorts] What?
411
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,524
Hey, what happened to the piano?
412
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,401
And the bench?! [grunts]
413
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,654
[softly] Come on. We'll search
the fortress from top to bottom.
414
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,114
It's only got one story.
415
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,450
It's a ranch-style fortress. Look.
416
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,911
[peg leg rattling, snaps]
417
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,538
[Amy] "X" marks the spot.
418
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,623
What spot?
419
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,042
I don't know, that spot. Where the "X" is.
420
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,460
Come on!
421
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,172
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
422
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,508
It's just a bathroom,
but it's really nice.
423
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,510
The toilets are shaped
like treasure chests,
424
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,303
and they're filled with gold doubloons.
425
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,388
[Bender] Hm?
426
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,602
Eh. Eh...
427
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:04,023
[♪ tense, mysterious music playing]
428
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,525
[coin jingling]
429
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:10,904
Leela, you don't think Kif would
actually turn traitor, do you?
430
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:14,157
I don't know.
They say every man has his price.
431
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:17,202
Price?! You mean I could get
paid for my treachery?
432
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,248
♪
433
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,666
- [♪ dramatic sting]
- [all gasp]
434
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,418
I held up my end of the bargain, Captain.
435
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,128
Time to divvy up the loot.
436
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,298
You'll get yer cut, ye crafty devil.
437
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:34,135
- One for thee, one for me.
- [gem clinks]
438
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,847
Count by twos. It'll be faster.
439
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,850
[♪ ominous music playing]
440
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,686
[gems clinking]
441
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,813
Here's yer half the plunder.
442
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,649
I'll need the pillowcase back
afore bedtime.
443
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,484
- [door banging]
- Hold it right there!
444
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,652
Leela! Amy!
445
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:51,736
Fry?
446
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,114
Bender? Professor? Zoidberg?
447
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,740
Hermes? Captain?
448
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,117
[crying] Oh, Kif...
449
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,035
you are a traitor!
450
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,453
How could you?
451
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,622
I'm ashamed to call you my best friend!
452
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:03,999
I can explain.
453
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,626
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- I'll do the explaining.
454
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,794
- [♪ music stops]
- Hang on.
455
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,422
[grunting]
456
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,090
- Okay.
- [♪ dramatic sting]
457
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,843
Admirella? You're behind all this?
458
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:19,347
If by "all this" you mean
saving democracy, then yes, I am.
459
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,641
- Is that what you mean?
- I don't know what I mean.
460
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,935
I'm just so blown away by that chair.
461
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,313
There was no other way to defend the DOOP
462
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,273
from President Glab.
463
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,317
[♪ dramatic sting]
464
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,568
[overlapping confused chatter]
465
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:32,652
Uh-whuh?
466
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,155
She intends to engineer a third term
467
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,741
and make herself president for life.
468
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:38,825
Impossible!
469
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,952
DOOP law limits her to two terms.
470
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,996
The Assembly would never
vote to change that.
471
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,539
In case you hadn't noticed,
472
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,166
she's been packing the Assembly
473
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,418
with stooge dictators on the sly.
474
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:52,464
Admitting the Vampire Empire
would give her the tie-breaking vote.
475
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,549
Pfft, this is preposterous!
476
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,884
I can prove it.
477
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,177
Then it's not.
478
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,261
[video zapping on]
479
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:01,556
I give you the "piano,"
and you join the DOOP
480
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,807
and give me your vote.
481
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:03,975
Do we have a deal?
482
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,186
Cross my heart and hope to live.
483
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,312
[video zapping off]
484
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,772
So, I brought the pirates
485
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,107
and Lieutenant Kroker into my confidence.
486
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,692
He's the little green one there.
487
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,777
We've met.
488
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,446
Together, we staged a raid
to steal the piano
489
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,406
and foil Glab's plan.
490
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,034
We'd keep half the gems as our fee.
491
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,870
'Twas earmarked
for the pension and health fund.
492
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,874
[Kif] My role was to ensure
the pirates gained access to the piano.
493
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,670
So, I opened the airlock
instead of raising the shields.
494
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,214
So, it was sabotage!
495
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:37,050
And by the way, I'm not Zapp Sparrow.
496
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,177
I'm Zapp Brannigan!
497
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,805
I don't care even slightly.
498
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,348
The plan worked perfectly.
499
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,893
Kif and I saved the DOOP
from Glab's corrupt scheme.
500
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,229
Oh, Kiffy.
501
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,772
I don't know how I could have doubted you.
502
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,191
I'm sure it took a lot of hard work, dear.
503
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,442
[♪ soft music playing]
504
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,695
It's just surprisin'
that the Vampires' vote
505
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,906
could be bought with
a sub-Liberace-grade piano.
506
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,533
That's where you're wrong.
507
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,702
Well, that and some other places.
508
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,120
- [lens whirring]
- You see,
509
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:08,081
this piano is on the verge of implosion.
510
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:11,042
The strings are tighter
than Grandma's girdle!
511
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,127
[plucking string]
512
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,294
- Ah!
- [Buddy squawking]
513
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,505
There be terror on the high C!
514
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:18,217
[gems clattering]
515
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:19,884
Magnets.
516
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,972
Furthermore, gemjewelium crystals
are highly radioactive.
517
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,932
So, if the piano were to implode,
518
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,060
it would compress them
to hypercritical mass!
519
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,478
Uh-huh. Then what?
520
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:34,357
A nuclear explosion of unthinkable power!
521
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,942
Well, thinkable.
522
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,569
Uh, but damn big.
523
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,697
My God. Glab was bribing the vampires
524
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:43,032
with a weapon of mass destruction?
525
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,492
It's worse than I thought!
526
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,578
And I already thought it wasn't great.
527
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,706
[♪ tense, ominous music playing]
528
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,416
[gavel banging]
529
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:55,211
Carnivulon, on the motion
to suspend the term-limit law
530
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,631
and elect me to a lifetime reign,
how do you vote?
531
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,259
[speaking angry gibberish]
532
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,344
[universal translator]
That would be lovely, yes.
533
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,264
- [counter dings]
- Then it's tied.
534
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,350
Vampire Empire,
you have the deciding vote.
535
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,853
I am not sure, Madam President.
536
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:16,649
It is so hard to make up
one's mind with... no piano.
537
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,318
- [doors banging]
- [Fry, Bender] Hello!
538
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,652
- [wheels rattling]
- Ah!
539
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,197
There, for some reason, is your piano.
540
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,448
Now, vote yes!
541
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,867
Not so fast, Madam President.
542
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,703
Under DOOP law-- remember that?--
543
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:33,500
the Vampires are not voting members
until their anthem has been played.
544
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,043
Ugh. Fine.
545
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,503
Play the damn song.
546
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,005
I thought you'd never ask!
547
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,049
- [♪ playing dramatic chords]
- Please rise
548
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:44,552
for the Vampire national anthem.
549
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,472
[♪ upbeat boogie rock music playing]
550
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:51,267
Oh no! Your national anthem is
Whole Lot of Shakin' Going On?
551
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:54,813
What? Even vampires like a good sock hop.
552
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,272
[singing] ♪ Come on over, baby ♪
553
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,941
♪ Whole lotta shakin' goin' on ♪
554
00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:00,318
- Play gently!
- That's as gently as you can play it.
555
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,071
♪ Come on over, baby,
baby, you can't go wrong ♪
556
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,073
This is your doing. Make him stop!
557
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,157
♪ I ain't fakin' ♪
558
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,951
Not till you resign the presidency!
559
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,035
Never!
560
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,411
Now, let's get real low one time.
561
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,413
- ♪ Shake ♪
- What do you want, money?
562
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,332
Drugs? Piano lessons?
563
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,334
- All you gotta do is stand in one spot...
- Oh!
564
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,752
Resign the DOOP presidency...
565
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,171
And nominate Admirella as your successor.
566
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,423
♪ A-hum-ah, hum-ah, hum-ah,
come on over, baby ♪
567
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,425
- ♪ Whole lotta shakin' goin' on ♪
- [glass cracking]
568
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,511
- I won't!
- Then, let's go now.
569
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,430
- ♪ Shake, baby, shake ♪
- [shrieks] I nominate Admirella!
570
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,933
- ♪ Shake, baby, shake ♪
- As temporary president!
571
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,184
♪ Shake, don't you let it break ♪
572
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,811
Temporary?
573
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,187
Yeah, temporary.
574
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,647
♪ Well, come on! ♪
575
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:40,525
- Stop! Stop! For God's sake, stop!
- ♪ Whole lotta shakin' goin'... ♪
576
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,443
- Alright, permanent!
- [♪ music stops abruptly]
577
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,028
[Glab sighing]
578
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,239
Since we did not finish the anthem,
579
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,075
the Vampire Empire's
membership is rejected.
580
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,159
Get out!
581
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,369
[vampires hissing]
582
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,453
[wings flapping]
583
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:56,583
And let's grant admission
to the Pirate Planet!
584
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,084
[all cheering]
585
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,752
[♪ upbeat pirate anthem playing]
586
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,880
[singing]
♪ Now raise yer hands in proud salute ♪
587
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,966
[all pirates singing]
♪ The Republic of Pirates 'tis our home ♪
588
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,384
♪ Then keep them there while-- ♪
589
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,970
[explosion booms]
590
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,807
[wind whooshing]
591
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,560
I don't understand.
592
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:16,936
The piano imploded,
593
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,647
but the gemjewelium didn't go critical.
594
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,649
We stole the real jewels.
595
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,193
I mean, we're pirates, for Pete's sake.
596
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:26,237
That be cubic zirconium.
597
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,405
Ah.
598
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,282
It's only slightly explosive.
599
00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:31,075
[explosion booming]
600
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,078
[items clattering]
601
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:37,124
[♪ upbeat theme music playing]
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