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Season 3, Season 3.
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Ah, jeez.
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Two hours of my precious life wasted
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waiting to get a friggin' package.
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I'm a captain of a spaceship.
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I got more important things to do than this.
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Like what?
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Well, for example, I could have been
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home-washed with big [BLEEP]
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eating [BLEEP]
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Customer number 4815162342WINDOW6.
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Please.
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Finally, you have any idea how long we had to wait?
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You people have got to get a better system.
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Mind a rather nasty letter to--
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Talk to the hand, 'cause the ears don't want to hear
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it.
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Here, this notice says you got a package for me.
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One moment, processing.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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What the hell?
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Stand still for ID confirmation.
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Oh.
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Mr. Chaud McBlob and Cyber Sack Slave 6 confirmed.
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Keep moving.
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Oh, now you're in a hurry?
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Keep moving, keep moving.
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Ah, go flush yourself a stainless steel turd.
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[BLEEP]
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You, [BLEEP]
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you, [BLEEP]
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you.
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Whoa!
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Yeah!
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What?
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Hm?
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Let's go, kid.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Here, open this in case it's a bomb.
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Oh, why not?
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I just finished watching Jessica Simpson and that
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moronic dukes of hazard.
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What's one more bomb?
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Oh, no.
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It couldn't be.
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[BABY CRYING]
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it can't be.
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I thought we found that damn singing monkey, the
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perfect home.
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That devil lady said she was crazy about him.
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Look, there's a note from her.
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Hm.
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What? What?
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Well, apparently he wrote his name over and over
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again on her wall.
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Big deal.
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It is when you use your own monkey poop to do it.
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Yeah.
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Remind me never to shake that monkey's hand.
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[BABY CRYING]
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It's been a long time.
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Oh, no.
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That god-osle monkey's still singing.
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I think we should flush it down the nearest john,
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so we'll never have to hear it again.
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Have you come up yet, you coo?
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Did you hear what that filth-pot primate just said to
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me?
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Well, he may have bad hygiene, but his gay darts damn
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good.
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How did we ever get this nasty singing chimp diamond
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in the first place?
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Well, I want him in a game of poker.
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Now I know where the guy folded with four aces.
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Come on, six.
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Bob, what's that silent?
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Cops.
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[SCREAMING]
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Everybody stay calm.
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Everybody stay calm.
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Yeah, it would help if you'd stop screaming.
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Everybody stay calm at the top of your friggin lungs.
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Why are the cops chasing us on this show?
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No, what makes you think I would know?
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I say we pull over.
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We have nothing to hide.
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Joe, she's right.
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We should pull over.
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We do have nothing to hide, right?
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[LAUGHING]
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Yeah, well, of course we have nothing to hide.
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Right after I get rid of this highly illegal stuff, I'm
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hiding.
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[LAUGHING]
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What's that, Uncle Chud?
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Er, oregano?
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Oregano?
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Well then, it belongs in my spice rack.
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Give it here.
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Whoa, that's a really good herb, dude.
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What?
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Eject it, Bob, into space so it's not found on us.
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What's the hurry, man?
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Hey, anybody else got the munchies or is it just me?
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No, I'll do it.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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You're going to kill my post, bro.
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[SIRENS]
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Bob, now's our chance to give those jokers the slip.
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Step on it.
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Dude, right after I finish eating this bag of marshmallows.
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[GRUNTING]
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You all believe the incredible police chase I'm
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watching live on the 6 o'clock news?
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Some losership full of dumbasses is thinking they can
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outrun the cops.
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[SIRENS]
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Get him!
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Cut the jerks off!
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Now lock him up and throw away the key.
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Hey, that's us.
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Huh?
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Sorry about not stopping, officer, but we were just
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on our way to church and we didn't want to miss the
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sermon.
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I'm not high, man.
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I'm not on anything illegal, just so you know.
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I don't want to go to jail.
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Showed me do it.
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Don't move.
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You're under arrest.
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So long, child.
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Say I'm present.
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Bye, Uncle Chod.
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Make me a license plate.
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A hint from Heloise.
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She said dropping the soap in the jailhouse shower is
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a great way to make new friends.
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[GASPING]
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I'm charging you with armed robbery.
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Oh, there must be some mistake.
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And you may, it's sister.
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Sit.
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I don't know what these cops are talking about, Chod.
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I don't believe it.
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There's no way our six was involved in anything
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crooked.
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Let's take a look once again at the security camera
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footage that helped police positively identify this
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brazen thief.
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Wow, you can't deny it.
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That's six all right, stealing dilithium crystals.
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Six?
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A faith?
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Well, I didn't want to say anything, but we have been
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missing the odd sock from the dryer over the years.
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Come to think of it, she did tell me this morning
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that these new collots didn't make my ass look big.
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Obviously, she's a liar.
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Ah, gee.
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You bang a chick twice a day for years, and you think
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you know her.
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Ah, six.
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Committing all those robberies and never telling the
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people nearest and dearest to her?
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I just can't believe it.
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She's broken his heart.
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I just can't believe the little cyber bitch didn't
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sweat the loot with me.
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Oh, that was touching.
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I think we can forget the broken heart theory.
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You gotta have one to break one.
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How did she do it? When did she do it?
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Right under my nose. She made a fool of me.
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Reality check. When did six ever have time to leave
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the ship?
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She does everything around here, including you.
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Captain, I've tracked the cop's ship to a nearby
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prison substation. How do you want to proceed?
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Well, we could go through years and years of costly
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legal battles and even costlier appeals,
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which would, of course, use up all the money that I
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put aside to fix the soda machine.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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We could just sneak in there and bust her out.
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Oh, we must get out there.
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Okay, Bob, set a course for that women's jail before
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she's transferred to a maximum security prison,
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and we lose her for good.
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Gladly, Captain. I've always wanted to run my scanners
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over a sub-block full of bad girls.
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♪ Let's go party,соry,соry,соry,соry,соry,соry,соry,соry,соry,соry.со
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♪
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♪ Let's go party,соry,соry,соry,соry,соry,соry.со
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♪
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♪ Let's go party,соry,соry,соry,соry,соry.со
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♪
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Would you shut up before I ring your f***ing neck?
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♪ Let's go party,соry,соry,соry,соry,соry,соry.со
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♪
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Apparently you eat out a lot in prison.
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That's right, honey.
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And tonight you are on the menu.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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I don't get it.
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Why do I have to play Butch Prison Guard
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and put my life on the line to spring sex?
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What has she ever done for me?
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Well, if you must know, she's the only one on the
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ship
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who doesn't pretend to like you to your face,
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then tear you to shreds behind your back
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when you leave the room.
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Oh, really?
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The only one?
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Um, besides me, of course.
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[SQUAWKING]
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What are you still doing here?
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You need to slam sex out of the snatch.
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I mean, snatch sex out of the slammer.
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Bob, beam to nook to the prison space station now!
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Bob?
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What?
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Sorry, I can't seem to get all that girl on girl
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nasty out of my head.
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Look, Bob, it's tough for all of us.
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I've rubbed my tentacles wrong thinking about it,
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but we have to focus.
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And I wonder how many girls do us so?
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I wonder, do you think they push all their cots
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together
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and just roll around on the dirty floor,
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scratching and biting each other like a pack of wild
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cats?
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[GASPING]
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What was I saying?
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We were all going to focus on saving six
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before it was too late.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Knock it off, Bob, and beam to nook the hell out of
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here.
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Aye, aye, captain.
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OK, girls, spread them.
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Any one of you could be hiding a shiv
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where the sun don't shine.
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You cyberjugs, you're next.
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Are you here to save me?
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It's always about you, isn't it?
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Well, in this case, yes, it is.
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I'm not a thief.
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I was framed.
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Yeah, and I don't need grapes in the supermarket
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without paying for them.
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Whatever, we're breaking you out.
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Why didn't Bob just beam me out of here?
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The prison has a force field around the cell block
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area.
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I've got to get you into a clear area in the visitors
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transport room.
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When?
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I'll come get you during the next visitors' hour
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until then, hold tight, just so I don't look
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suspicious.
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I'm going to search some more cavities.
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You wouldn't believe what I found
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with the last girl's enchilada, a dope sequoza,
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and it was still cold.
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What's happened at that prison, Bob?
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Well, in cell block C, one girl's
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giving another girl a massage.
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It all looks on the up and up, but I
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can swear I've seen her hand straight at the other
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girl's
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no-no place a couple of times.
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I meant what's happened in the six.
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Gee, I have in the clue.
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She's in a totally different cell block.
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We'll get on it and stay on it.
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If Tanook doesn't pull this off, we could lose six
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forever.
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Tanook, is that you?
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You got a visitor.
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Who are you?
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I guess you could say I'm your mother.
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My mother?
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Well, I'm not your father, unless your dad's
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got boobs like these.
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I'm an android.
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I don't have a mother.
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Well, in a way you do.
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I'm the woman you were patterned after by your
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creator.
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I was the top build stripper in a cheap club.
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Gentlemen, please welcome to our stage
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the one, the only half a dozen.
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00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:09,120
Some nerd came in every night.
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I asked around, and they said he was a scientist
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at some high tech cyber lab.
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He looked at me like I was something under a
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microscope.
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It was pretty obvious he had the hots for me.
306
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,160
What I didn't know was that in exchange
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for those lousy dollar tips, he was secretly filming
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me
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with a holographic camera.
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By the time I found out he'd made a cyber clone of me,
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you'd been sold.
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But of course, I never saw any of that money.
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I got tired of making chump change instead of the big
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bucks,
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so I started stealing big time, robbing dilithium
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crystals
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from suckers and reselling them on the black market.
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So it was you.
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That's right.
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They think I'm you.
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I'm off the hook now that you're in here.
322
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,960
Then why did you come?
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I just had to see you with my own eyes.
324
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,280
It was more than curiosity, wasn't it?
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In a way, I'm a part of you.
326
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,640
I'm done here.
327
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You're not going to let me rot in prison, are you?
328
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:15,210
Honey, I learned a long time ago to care about one
329
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,160
person only,
330
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and that's me.
331
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,800
And anyway, you're just a cyborg.
332
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,080
Nothing more than a bucket of bolts, really.
333
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:22,640
Gaurd!
334
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,080
You're not going to get away with this.
335
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,760
I have something you'll never have,
336
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,600
something more valuable than money.
337
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,880
And that's friends.
338
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,320
Friends who are circling the space station right now
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00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,920
and are planning my escape.
340
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I'll never let you get away with this.
341
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,560
[GUNSHOTS]
342
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:42,120
What were you thinking yelling like that?
343
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,140
I told you I'd come and get you when the time was
344
00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,160
right, Six.
345
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:48,560
Oh, you mean to rescue me and take me back to the
346
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,080
ship?
347
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,080
Duh.
348
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,820
There's a reason I'm the brains of this operation and
349
00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:53,600
not you.
350
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,440
You've got the wrong--
351
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,600
Shut up down there.
352
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,600
We'll throw you in solitary.
353
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,320
Sounded pretty real, huh?
354
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,280
I'm still in here.
355
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,200
Bob, lock on my signal.
356
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,160
Toot a beam up.
357
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:08,160
Help!
358
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:08,660
Oh.
359
00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:17,720
Oh, baby, I missed you so much.
360
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,240
How about we order a pizza and hit the sack early
361
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,960
for a little ar-a-n-ar?
362
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,800
Rough and rachy.
363
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:25,800
[MUTTERING]
364
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,120
You've got to be kidding.
365
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,240
I'd rather choke on my own vomit.
366
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,120
Oh, I get it.
367
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,520
My manly stubble is a bit too much for you
368
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,360
after all those soft lady cheeks.
369
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:35,760
Yeah.
370
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:36,720
Well, don't worry.
371
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,680
I'll give you time.
372
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,080
Yeah, a lot of it.
373
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,280
Welcome home, Six.
374
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,680
That lizard thing speaks?
375
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,720
Hm?
376
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:50,360
I mean, I feel like I haven't seen you all for weeks.
377
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,320
Thank god whoever tried to frame me
378
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,720
didn't take our dilithium crystals.
379
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,840
They're still safe in what room of the ship again?
380
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,000
Oh, you know where we've always kept them.
381
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,160
By the way, love the hair.
382
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,880
I read in Cosmos, streaks are in.
383
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,680
Oh, well, don't get used to it.
384
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,760
I'm going to change it back.
385
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,800
Hey, Six, when did you start smoking?
386
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,440
You pick up a lot of nasty habits in prison.
387
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,800
And I want to hear about every one of them.
388
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,240
Hey, how about we go to my room and bang out
389
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,740
some of the nuts and kinks from all those crazy sex
390
00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:22,240
positions
391
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,360
you and the girls got in?
392
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,280
No way.
393
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,200
I mean, I need time to freshen up.
394
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,200
Alone.
395
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,000
[BANGING]
396
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000
Bish.
397
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]
398
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:39,640
Keep it moving.
399
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,640
Keep it moving.
400
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,640
[SQUAWKING]
401
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,640
[GASPING]
402
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,640
[MUSIC PLAYING]
403
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,640
[GASPING]
404
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,640
[GASPING]
405
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,640
[GASPING]
406
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,640
[MUSIC PLAYING]
407
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,640
[GASPING]
408
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,640
[GASPING]
409
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,640
[MUSIC PLAYING]
410
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,640
[MUSIC PLAYING]
411
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,640
[GASPING]
412
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,640
[MUSIC PLAYING]
413
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,880
Gotta get out of here and warn Chod and the others.
414
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,880
Hey, did you just hear what she called you?
415
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,880
Huh?
416
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,720
What the bitch say?
417
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,760
Did you hear that?
418
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,720
She just called you a bitch.
419
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:18,720
I sure did.
420
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,920
And I'm going to wash her mouth out with soap.
421
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,920
[GASPING]
422
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,920
[SCREAMING]
423
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,920
[SCREAMING]
424
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,920
[SCREAMING]
425
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,920
Look, it's Ellen the generous and Hors de la Rossi.
426
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,920
Where? Where?
427
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,920
[SCREAMING]
428
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,920
[SCREAMING]
429
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,920
[MUSIC PLAYING]
430
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,920
This way.
431
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,920
The trouble's in there.
432
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,920
[MUSIC PLAYING]
433
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,920
[MUSIC PLAYING]
434
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,920
[MUSIC PLAYING]
435
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,600
Am I the only one who thinks Six was acting a bit
436
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,920
odd at dinner?
437
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,920
I mean, putting her cigarette out in the duck
438
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,920
l'orange I made, really?
439
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,920
Nay, if I had as much prison moontang as she's had,
440
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,920
I'd be a little screwy too.
441
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,920
I'm not talking about that.
442
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,920
She's got a hardness about her now.
443
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,380
A coldness in the eyes that I can't quite put my
444
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:07,920
finger on.
445
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,920
Yeah, prison will do that to you.
446
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:13,920
When I was in juvenile hall, I had a friend
447
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,920
who was a cell block bitch.
448
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:17,920
Yeah.
449
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:18,920
What was his name?
450
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:19,920
Who?
451
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:20,920
Your friend.
452
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:21,920
Oh, that's not important to the story.
453
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,920
Anyway, this friend hated himself for loving it,
454
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:28,220
so, you know, the whole experience made him cold and
455
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:28,920
hard.
456
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,920
Well, I think we should do all we can to break
457
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,920
hard shell and get her defenses to crack.
458
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,920
Like how?
459
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,920
Well, I saw this episode of Dr. Phil,
460
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,920
where tough prison girls were confronted by friends
461
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,920
and family members who told them how much they loved
462
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,920
and appreciated them.
463
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,270
You've never seen so many hugs and kisses in your
464
00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:47,920
life.
465
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:48,920
Oh, kisses, huh?
466
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,920
Well, he might be on to something.
467
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,920
And, oh, I might be back in the sack sooner than I
468
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,920
Okay, everybody, pour on the love.
469
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,510
The next time Six is on the bridge, hand that's in
470
00:16:58,510 --> 00:16:58,920
order.
471
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,920
Here she comes. Commence operation, get me laid.
472
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,920
Hold it right there, Missy.
473
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,920
Oh, so you're on to me.
474
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,920
We are on to you.
475
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:12,090
On to your pain and your feelings of unworthiness and
476
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:12,920
self-hatred.
477
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,920
Huh?
478
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,920
Why don't we?
479
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,920
Right.
480
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,920
Now, we just wanted to tell you how much we love,
481
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,920
love, love
482
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:19,920
and appreciate you.
483
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,920
And what a great job you've done and always do.
484
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,290
And how we've all come to depend on you is a true
485
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:26,920
friend.
486
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,920
This ship wasn't the same without you.
487
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,920
Cut the homework, card crap.
488
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,360
I need you all to load the dilithium crystals onto
489
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,920
the transporter.
490
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,920
Now.
491
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,920
But Six, let's come over you.
492
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,920
She's not Six, kid. I just remembered.
493
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,920
Six hates the smell of cigarettes.
494
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,920
She said they set off for a cyber smoke alarm.
495
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,920
He's right. I'm not Six.
496
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,920
I'm the human she was copied from.
497
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,920
You mean Six is based on a human prototype?
498
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,440
Not a bunch of ideal female body parts like in Weird
499
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:53,920
Science?
500
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,920
That's right, Sherlock.
501
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,920
Why do you think she's so human-like?
502
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,920
Plus, her creator geek had a thing for me.
503
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,920
By the way, Tanook, where's the real Six?
504
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,920
Uh, possibly in a jail cell still yelling,
505
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,920
"I'm in here. You got the wrong Six."
506
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,330
So it was her, not Six, on that day robbing those
507
00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:12,920
ships.
508
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:13,920
Bingo!
509
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,920
So now you think you're gonna let your own daughter
510
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,920
take the rep over my dead body?
511
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,920
Ow!
512
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,920
Why me?!
513
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,920
You were saying?
514
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,920
Well, Mother Knows Best.
515
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:30,920
Okay, crystals. Now, move or the salamander gets it.
516
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:36,920
Hmm. You know, technically, he's a lizard.
517
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,920
What? Salamander's close enough.
518
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,920
(Grunting)
519
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,920
Just where do you plan on beaming all these crystals?
520
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,920
We aren't near anything but an orbiting jail cell.
521
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:53,920
Ah! Bob, don't let her go!
522
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,600
Don't worry, Captain. I have no intention of letting
523
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,920
her off this ship.
524
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,920
Energize Bob or they get fried.
525
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,920
If she thinks that's gonna change my mind, Captain,
526
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,920
she's sadly mistaken.
527
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,920
No, she's not. Consider your mind changed.
528
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,920
Hurry it up!
529
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:10,920
Sit it?
530
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:11,920
Yeah.
531
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,920
You're not going anywhere.
532
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,920
Oh, yeah?
533
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:23,920
This works for you, Michael Moore!
534
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:29,120
Hey, as commander of this ship, I order you both to
535
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,920
stop this fight at once!
536
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:36,310
Okay, if you're gonna fight dirty like that, well,
537
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,920
that's a different story.
538
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,830
Keep fighting! At least until one of you rips the
539
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,980
other's panties off with her teeth, then we'll call
540
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:43,920
her today.
541
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:44,920
Hey!
542
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,920
So long, bitch.
543
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,920
You turned out alright, kid.
544
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,920
Mother!
545
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,180
Mother? That space gank just stole all our dilithium
546
00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:56,920
crystals.
547
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,920
More like mother f***!
548
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:07,920
Faster, Gus! Faster!
549
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,920
That's it!
550
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,200
Captain, there's no way I will ever be able to
551
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,920
generate enough power to make this ship go forward.
552
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,060
Don't say anything about that! I just wanted to have
553
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:20,810
enough Jews to see Six and her mom's sexy cat fight
554
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:21,920
one more time.
555
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,920
Toad, what are you doing?
556
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,410
Uh, just getting the tape ready to send to the police
557
00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:27,920
station to clear your name.
558
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,920
Captain, ship approaching.
559
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,920
Mother?
560
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,760
She sent two canisters of dilithium crystals back so
561
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,920
we wouldn't be stranded.
562
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,740
Oh, well, maybe there's hope for that no-good mother
563
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,920
of yours after all.
564
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,420
I know, she's a bad person, but I couldn't help
565
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,580
having feelings for her. Maybe I'm more human than I
566
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:47,920
thought.
567
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,370
Hey, from the humans I've met, that's nothing to be
568
00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:50,920
proud of.
569
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,950
Till your mother deserves a thank you. I've got just
570
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:54,920
the gift.
571
00:20:54,920 --> 00:21:00,920
What the hell is this?
572
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,920
Mother?
573
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:08,160
What an adorable little monkey, and so smart. I'm
574
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,920
going to teach you to write your name.
575
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:39,758
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