All language subtitles for Orange Is The New Black S03E11 We Can Be Heroes (1080p x265 Joy)

[cell door slams]

♪ The animals, the animals ♪

♪ Trapped, trapped,
trapped till the cage is full ♪

♪ The cage is full,
the day is new ♪

♪ And everyone is
waiting, waiting on you ♪

♪ And you've got time ♪

♪ Think of all the roads ♪

♪ Think of all their crossings ♪

♪ Taking steps is easy ♪

♪ Standing still is hard ♪

♪ Remember all their faces ♪

♪ Remember all their voices ♪

♪ Everything is different ♪

♪ The second time around ♪

[cell door slams]

♪ And you've got time ♪

♪ And you've got time ♪

[cell door slams]

[Fig moaning]

[grunts loudly]

- Say it.
- [moans]

- [Caputo] Say it!
- You're the man.

Oh, you're the man!

- [grunts]
- Oh!

Oh! Oh!

[grunting]

[breathing heavily]

Ew.

Gross.

[Fig] Ugh.

Your place depresses me.

The walls are sticky
with loneliness.

[sighs] I'm disgusted
with myself...

every time.

Why am I fucking you?

You fancy yourself
a nice guy, Joe.

But you're not. You're a
deeply angry and resentful man...

[zipper closes]

because the world
hasn't appreciated you

the way you think you deserve.

And right now, there's no
one you resent more than me.

So in fucking me,
you get a small leak

in that overinflated
resentment balloon.

And it gives you some relief.

I've given this some thought.

- Feels good, doesn't it?
- See you next Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I see what you did there.

The NFFE said they can't
help us now that we're private,

and a lot of the big unions
won't rep security workers.

So what's our option?

We form our own.

Just us? That's the
lamest union ever.

- We'll have no power.
- We got no power now.

This one time in middle school,
I staged a walkout, all right,

to get more pizza days.

Got suspended for two days.

The squeaky mouse
is cat food. All right?

I'm just saying.

[indistinct conversation]

What the fuck is going on here?

We're unionizing.

That's the boss, dummy.

It's Caputo. He's one of us.

Our new private overlords
nixed our union memberships.

Fine print in the
startup paperwork.

Sneaky bastards.

Same size as the
rest of the print.

Clearly stated.

- You knew about this?
- Yeah.

Because, unlike the rest of you,

I actually read
something before I sign it.

How about you
count your blessings

that you all got rehired?

Could be bagging groceries
down at the Stop & Shop.

I am bagging groceries
at the Stop & Shop.

- Every weekend.
- [man] Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I work security
at Riverside Mall.

This troll manager at Best Buy
says I'm lacking people skills,

but, really, I think he's just
threatened by my height.

Okay. I get it.

I get that this is
a financial strain.

Listen, guys.
We're six weeks in.

You got to prove
that you're valuable

before you can
start demanding shit.

- They've turned you.
- Corporate wonk.

Pod person.

Okay, Norma Rae. Out of my way.

I need a goddamn cup of coffee.

[indistinct talking over PA]

These are work hours.

Rabble-rouse on your own time.

Let's go! Come on!

[radio chatter]

[cheers and applause]

[whistle blows]

[announcer] And the
175-pound weight class

goes to the Richmond Wolverines!

[cheers and applause]

A hero is not just a guy who
runs into burning buildings.

It's also a person who
shows us what it means

to be a decent human being.

Now, none of youse agreed

to wrestle that kid
from Central today,

Kendall, uh, something.

I get it.

It's embarrassing
to grapple with...

The coach tells me his one
dream in life is to wrestle.

And who stepped up?

Our number-one
seed, Joey Caputo.

He didn't have to.

Joey's got nothing to prove.

But he still volunteered.

Now, that is a hero.

[man] Mm-hmm.

Look at that kid.

Look how happy he is.

Hey, special kids got
feelings, too, right?

I'll let him feel like
he's really doing it.

You're a good man, Joey.

[announcer] And next up,
we have an exhibition match

between two very
special wrestlers,

Joseph Salvatore Caputo
and Kendall Barnes.

Let's give them a
big round of applause.

I'm a champion! I'm a champion!

[cheers and applause]

You're amazing.

No. He is.

All right. Go easy on me, buddy.

No way.

[whistle blows]

[grunts]

[crowd gasps]

Ohh! Ohh! [whistle blows]

I'm a champion! I'm a champion!

Fuck. There goes States.

[indistinct talking over PA]

There you go.
This is for all of us.

Great. Thanks.

[woman over PA] You
must stand at count...

- [clicking]
- Under code 3-2-0.

Hey, Space Admiral.

[clicking continues]
[radio chatter]

Double shocker.

Back in your bunks.

[laughter]

- Rice?
- Yeah?

Sara Rice?

I got your pack-out clothes
and your release paperwork.

What are you waiting for? You
want out or not? Get moving.

[Leanne] Who do
they think you are?

Someone with my same last name.

See, it's her name
with my ID number.

That new guard
don't know anybody.

She thinks it's me.

Holy shit. This is a miracle.

Praise Norma!

Is she maxing out?

Yep. Sara Rice is
out of here, no strings.

Free Rice.

I'm starting to
feel bad. [chuckles]

Fuck that bitch.

You really think
they'll let me out?

There's only one way
to know. You got to try.

If they let me
go, then I'm gone.

[both laugh]

Hmm.

Oh, Lordy.

- What's that?
- Nothing.

You know, I never
thought about it,

but you and the Admiral
share some definite similarities.

What's this whole
"Admiral" thing?

Why does everyone
keep calling me that?

Give me that.

- Give me this.
- Don't lose my place!

All right?

This is fucking crazy.

[water running]

Oh, God! Not again.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

You just stay right there.

Okay. I'm not moving.

Listen. [sighs]

I just, I just want
to say that I'm sorry.

Okay? I'm, I feel bad.

I did not mean to hit you.

Oh, it, it kind of
felt like you did.

Are you gonna dime on me?

I mean, I know you don't have
a whole lot of reason not to,

but... I was hoping
that you could see

that my apology is sincere.

Let me make it up
to you personally

and not end up in
seg or down the hill.

Is this some kind of enhanced
interrogation technique?

Who sent you?

Okay.

I'm gonna come clean.

I'm not NSA.

I'm CIA.

Oh, you expect
me to believe that?!

Shh... It's complicated.

May I?

What they don't know is,

and by "they" I mean,
you know, "they,"

like the real "they",

is that I'm actually
a double agent.

And they don't know?!

That is why I had
to beat you up,

to throw them offtrack.

If they find out we're working
together, they'll take me out.

Oh, and if they get to
you, they can redouble you.

Turn you back.

- Exactly.
- Oh!

That is why we
can't call attention

to our little incident.

There's a lot at stake here.

I need your silence so that
we can continue the work.

- Yeah, man.
- [footsteps approaching]

And thank you, for
getting me that Vagisil,

'cause this was just so itchy.

Thank you.

Hey.

Now you got to really
get me the Vagisil,

you know, like, so
that we can, you know,

just to cover up the...

On it.

Yo. Where are my doughnuts?

Not today.

Oh, girl.

Did I not tell you
to suck a dick

and get me some goodies?

Chop-chop, little lady.

Hey. What's the matter with you?

Nothing. My stomach
just hurts today.

I don't feel like talking
about snack foods.

Besides, I'm getting real
presents from him now.

Oh.

Isn't that pretty?

You know, like,
on the commercial

where the husband
surprises the wife?

[chuckling] "Every
kiss begins with Kay"?

[chuckles] Yeah.

Uh, no offense, but that looks
like some 99-cent-bin shit.

And it's gonna turn
your wrist green.

Look, it, it already has, see?

What the fuck?

What happened?

Nothing.

You're just jealous.

'Cause it's gold-plated
with real gold.

- Did he hurt you?
- No.

You know sometimes when,
when men get around boobies,

they don't know how to act.

Okay? It's called
hormones and stuff.

But I don't know if
you know about that

'cause you're a muff muncher.

Did he force you?

Well... not gonna lie.

I mean, I could have used a
bit of a warm-up. [chuckles]

Doesn't feel really good
when you're not ready.

You know there's a
word for that, right?

No.

No, it's not his fault.
Mnh-mnh. I was the one.

I was flirting too
much, I was smiling,

and I was really confusing.

Take that shit off
your wrist right now.

He made a special
trip to the mall for me.

It's not his fault.

Fuck.

[footsteps approaching]

[Alex sighs]

I just convinced Lolly
that I was a CIA operative

so that she wouldn't rat on me

for attempting to
choke her to death.

Pipes, I'm losing it.

I am totally spinning out.

Well... like the Kinks say,
"Paranoia, the destroy-a."

Well, there is a
red under my bed...

and a little yellow
man in my head.

- Mm-hmm.
- [chuckles]

Sounds like it's
getting pretty bad.

I beat the shit out
of a crazy person.

[scoffs]

I imagine my death by shanking
every waking minute, and...

I completely convinced myself

that you were hooking
up with that Stella chick.

She has a Ninja Turtle tattoo.

I know.

And that annoying
dingo-fucker accent.

[chuckles]

Please tell me I have
nothing to worry about.

You have nothing to worry about.

I'm sorry I've been so crazy.

Forgive me?

I forgive you.

[Alex sighs]

[indistinct conversations]

What happened to you?

None of your business.

It was that fucking
tranny, is what happened.

- Cállate.
- People should know.

You didn't get locked
up with a bunch of women

so you could get
beat on by a man.

I don't know what's
going on with that dude,

but he's raging out.

Who? Sophia?

Sophia? She don't
cause no problems.

Unh-unh. There's something
wrong with that he/she/whatever.

Maybe his hormones are off.

He attacked Gloria.

This is a dangerous
fucking situation.

None of us are safe.

Oops. Better watch
where you're going.

[woman over PA]
Don't forget, ladies.

Your usual meal
is 1,500 calories.

[indistinct talking over PA]

Ladies, I was missing a panty
drop in my bunk this morning.

Sorry, kiddo.

- Talk to our rep.
- What are you talking about?

We're exercising our
collective bargaining rights.

If you want to
renegotiate our contract,

she's right over there.

[Flaca chuckling]

[indistinct conversation]

What's going on?

We don't work for ramen no more.

Fair pay for skanky pants.

Yeah. What she said.

Come back to me with a
better deal, and we'll talk.

[Rikerson] 2-3-7-9.

[beep]

Okay. You have $40
left on your commissary.

Here's a check
for the remainder.

Sign the back, and
we'll give you cash.

There's a voucher
for your bus ticket.

Fingerprints, please.

Sign here.

Hey, stranger.

Are you avoiding me?

Yes.

Care to elaborate?

I... don't know what
to say. I have a, um...

- An Alex?
- Yes, I have...

[sighs] ...an Alex.

Right. Well, I'm crossing
the picket line here, but...

I've outdone myself.

Really.

Let me know when you want more.

[sighs]

Uh... I-I've been waiting
at my bunk all morning

for someone to come get me.

What time do I get to leave?

What are you talking about?

I'm supposed to
be released today.

I-I gave away all my
shit and everything.

You know anything about the
inmates processing out today?

Yeah. They left after count.

What about Sara Rice?

Yep. They took her, too.

Then why is she
standing in front of me?

[sighs]

I don't... I don't know.

It's a miracle.

She got out out of the blue?

'Cause she believed.

Yo, Norma! You ought
to hook a sister up!

She can do it for all of us.

I have faith. Don't you?

[all] Praise Norma!
Praise Norma!

Here. I brought you these.

Um, uh, here's
a-a-a, a pencil...

and a can of mackerel.

Norma... I'm being
bullied by your group.

I thought you should know that.

[Leanne] Oh, look, everyone.

It's God's gift to Litchfield.

Shut up, Leanne.
I'm talking to Norma.

Look at her with her perfect
teeth and her shiny skin

and her Pocahontas hair,
thinking she's better than us.

I can't help it if I
have Pocahontas hair,

and it's not my fault you
chose meth over teeth!

- Get the fuck out of here...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- You stuck-up bitch!
- [Brook] Oh, my God!

How could you let this happen?

I thought you were supposed
to be about kindness.

You made me think that
you care, but you don't.

And you let a bunch
of crazies speak for you.

Shut the fuck up, Soso!

And you're all just a bunch
of chickenshit followers!

What? Now I can't help you.

Get out of here, seriously.

Nice group you got here.

Congrats on nothing.

Don't worry. I'll handle this.

Which one are you?

I'm Space Admiral Rodcocker.

Yeah. It was originally
Donaldschlong.

I think I might have made
a mistake by changing it.

I see why you were disturbed.

Yeah, and I don't know how
she knew about my birthmark.

This is some sick stuff, Warren.

Look, a writer does
not search out a muse.

A muse appears.

And when that muse
wears uniform pants

that fit in all the right
places, it writes its...

[Healy] Okay. That's fine.

How did you come up with all
this pornography stuff, anyway?

I wrote it for Berdie's class.

Counselor Berdie Rogers,
she told you to write this?

It was an exercise.

She wanted us to
use our imaginations.

Oh. This is the kind of
stuff you do in drama class?

Well, not really.

Berdie is more supportive
of the murder stuff

than she is the sex stuff.

Oh.

Jesus.

I knew there was something
wrong with that woman.

[horn honking]

Hey. So, you're
getting out, huh? Lucky.

But I thought you had
a butt-load more time.

- Nope.
- No?

Doggett here don't
want to get out

'cause she'd miss me too much.

Ain't that right, Doggett?

Hey, can you pull in here?

[indistinct talking over PA]

So, just like that? I can go?

That's how it works.

Okay, then.

Peace out, Penn.

I'm sorry about all
that shit with Leanne.

I always liked you anyway.

Thanks, Ang.

Hey. Ain't your name Sara?

Yeah.

I call her Ang 'cause she
reminds me of Angelina Jolie.

Don't you think?

- I don't see it.
- [Pennsatucky] I do.

Whatever. Bye, Sara.

Bye, Penn. Good luck.

[man over PA]
Attention, all passengers.

Call the van. Tell
them to turn around.

What do you mean,
"They're not answering"?

Who is it, Coates?

No. Don't call the station.

I'll handle that. Get a
message to Pearson.

Tell him I need to
see him immediately.

Thank you.

Sara Rice has been
dropped at the bus.

Fuck! Fuck!

How does this happen?

The computer assigned her
name to Angie's ID Number.

This is MCC'S fancy new system.

We, we got to call their IT guy.

Why didn't anyone catch this?

[Maxwell] New COs.

They don't know the inmates,

or, apparently, how
to check a photo ID.

It's a huge fuckup.

This wouldn't have
happened with senior staff.

Christ, I can tell you how many
times a day Flores takes a dump.

I know when
Warren is just excited

versus having an episode.

And these newbies, they don't
even bother to learn names.

Should we contact the marshals?

No. Give me a minute.

Maxwell, not a word of this.

You know everybody here.

- Who's in for organized crime?
- Me.

Nah. I need to pick the
brain of a real criminal,

somebody who's...
more hard-core.

Hard-core. [chuckles]

I worked with the Russian mafia.

We make the Italians
look like guppies.

This about your
little panty business?

How do you know about that?

You recruited my whole family.

They're all running
the track in pink bikinis.

First, you don't ask
me to wear them,

and now you undervalue
my criminal mastermind.

You know what? You really
need to go fuck yourself.

I need your advice.

- I want 10 percent off the top.
- What?!

Your girls are rebelling.

You're paying them in sodium
and MSG, and they want real money.

You haven't a
clue how to do that.

And as for your one real
resource, your partner,

well, you're fucking
around on her.

So it's only a matter of time

before that blows
up in your face.

Don't fuck where you
eat or shit where you fuck.

It's bad business.

Eight percent.

You need to get money
into their commissaries

and pay your girls a fair wage.

- Huh?
- Mm-hmm.

You know what green
dot Moneypak cards are?

- No.
- No, of course you don't.

They're cash top-up cards.
You're gonna need a cellphone.

Well, where am I
gonna get a cellphone?

Oh, the place is
crawling with them.

I found one in the
bathroom once.

Cellphones are like roaches.

You see one, you know
there's another hundred

hidden in the
walls. [clicks tongue]

Okay.

There were five other inmates
in there with the wrong numbers.

This is the same
operating system

we use at all of our prisons.

[Caputo] Yeah. Well, you're
lucky you caught it now,

because, clearly, it blows.

[chuckling] Yeah. This is bad.

This is really bad.

I-I can't protect
you on this one, Joe.

Me?

Yeah. You're in charge of camp.

Shows a big lack of oversight.

[breathes deeply] Yeah. It does.

'Cause the fish
stinks from the head.

And I am not the head.

I am actually down
by the gills somewhere.

So once I call the police
and the US Marshals,

and the DOC Investigator
starts sniffing around,

it's going to look a lot worse

for the Director of Human
Activity here at Litchfield.

- Whoa. Whoa.
- Wh... whoa. Whoa.

- Yeah. Whoa. Slow down.
- Yeah!

Why do we have to involve
all those people in this?

We have an escaped convict.

Let's just go get her back.

Who?

You and me. Where
did they take her?

The bus station in Utica.

Let's just get in a car.

We'll go get her,
bring her back.

You know, nobody has to know.

So you're saying the two of us

should go and apprehend
an escaped convict?

This is not the fucking
Bloodhound Gang, okay?

Well, I don't know what to do.

I honestly don't know
what the fuck to do!

Do you know how I got this job?

My dad is one of
the SVPs at MCC.

[chuckles]

Yeah.

This is gonna be worse

than when I got kicked
out of Ohio University.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Fine.

I'll go.

- On my own.
- Yeah?

Someone needs to stay
here and keep a lid on things.

- Great.
- [Caputo] Fuck it.

If I can get her back and no
one needs to know, all the better.

Y-you're saving my ass, Joe.

- Nah.
- [keys jingle]

I'm saving my ass.

[all cheering]

- [laughter]
- Whoo! Whoo!

Here's to the new opening act

for the east coast
tour of Glass Tiger.

- Hell, yeah!
- All right?

Soon to be the headliners!
The Jeff Spurber Band!

- We need a new name.
- I like our name.

Of course you like our
name. You're Jeff Spurber.

But you're the
tambourine player, dude.

I'm the lead singer.

If we're gonna be named
for someone, it should be me.

- It's my garage.
- [Caputo] Hey.

If Hank and I can get
along after the shit he pulled,

you guys can work it out.

We're looking at ten
months on the road.

Let's enjoy it.

Come on! This is a
huge fucking deal for us.

- Come on! Come on!
- [glasses clink]

- Lis.
- Hank.

Joey, you got a second?

- Can we talk outside?
- Yeah, baby.

Are you, are you sure?

Four months.

So it's... it's a
real thing, huh?

- [chuckles]
- Floating around in there?

How big is it?

Like an avocado.

- Jesus.
- [chuckles]

An avocado.

[chuckles]

[laughs]

[Lisa chuckles]

It's great. It's great.

Lisa, we're gonna have a baby.

Joey, do the math.

What?

Four months ago,
we were broken up.

I was with Hank.

Four months ago was
July. What are you...

What are you saying?

It's his?

Yeah.

Does he know?

I wanted to tell you first.

I've been so guilty about
everything I put you through,

and now that we're
back together, I...

This is so fucked up.

You have every right to hate me.

I love you.

I just thought you should know

because you guys
are going on tour and...

I won't go. I'll stay here.

You have to go!
This is your big break!

That's not why I told you.

Fuck it. They can
do it without me.

- Fuck it.
- Joey, you can't do that.

We'll be fine. I'm gonna
move back in with my parents.

I already asked for
more shifts at Paddy's.

I'm staying here.

I'm gonna take care
of you... and this baby.

- I'll tell them right now.
- You stay and Hank goes?

Joey, why would you do
that? It makes no sense.

I love you.

I-I want to marry you.

I want to have a
family with you. Hey.

Me and you... and avocado.

[laughs]

[toilet flushes]

[sighs]

Aleida is full of shit
sometimes, but I believe her.

I do, too. They said she
tried to chop it off herself.

Oh.

Oh, I heard she's off her meds,
and her penis is growing back.

I heard she was
an Ultimate Fighter

before she turned into a chick.

Well, you heard wrong.

But I will happily go
all UFC on your ass

if you keep spreading that shit.

Taystee.

Where did you get
that weave, girl?

Don't tell me you
went to Danita.

I thought I'd switch it up.

- She ain't bad.
- [Sophia] Ain't bad?

I can see those tracks
from down the hallway.

Look, other people
got to make a living, too.

[Sophia] My salon
has been empty all day.

You think I don't know
those Spanish girls

been spreading shit about me?

I don't want to get involved.

What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with all of you?

Acting like a... like a bunch
of stupid transphobic bitches!

You know what the worst
part of becoming a woman is?

Having to participate in
this catty backstab-y bullshit!

You don't want to
get your hair done?

You want to whisper
behind my back?

Then fuck you!

Fuck all of you!

[radio chatter]

[chuckles]

[singsong voice]
We're in business.

- No way. Whose?
- Mm-hmm. I have no idea.

There's probably
50 of them in here.

This place is crawling
with contraband.

You know, I found
a blunt, a lighter,

and a shank made
out of Jolly Ranchers.

[chuckles] Why do
you need a phone?

To transfer money.

Each girl is gonna get a
prepaid card on the outside,

give me a 14-digit code,

and then I can wire money
directly into her account

with the touch of a button.

It's called Moneypak.

Yeah, I know what it's
called. I'm a drug dealer.

Pipes, this is what
prison gangs do.

I know. It's brilliant, right?

[Alex] No.

This was a silly distraction

so we could have some
fun and make a few bucks.

What you're talking about
now is a crime network. Okay?

This is the kind of shit
that landed me in here.

So you'll be extra-good at it.

Unh-unh. I'm serious, Pipes.

I'm not up for taking
this thing next level.

What happened to that
scary professional felon

I fell in love with, huh?

She was so hot.

Seriously? Grow up.

Put one between your knees
and one under your belly. Here.

Why you being so nice?

'Cause I know where you're at.

And, listen, when your
real contractions start,

you got to just surrender.

'Cause the more you fight
that shit, the worse it gets.

And it also helps if you moan.

Low, low like a cow, like...

[moaning]

I don't know why, but something
about opening your throat

makes everything
else open up, too.

And pushing feels like shitting,

like you're taking a giant shit.

Ew! That's so gross!

And when they tell you
that they can see the head,

you got to back off.

- [Dayanara] The head?
- Yeah.

And you got to go slow

so that you don't tear
your shit up, you know?

S-stop it, stop it. I don't
even want to think about that.

I'm just glad everything's
gonna be over soon.

[Maria] Not really.

You're gonna have a
baby for the rest of your life.

No. I'm giving it away.

What?

To who?

To this lady who's
been visiting me.

She's really nice,
has a lot of money,

and my mom thinks
I should do it, so...

Aleida?

What are you, fucking crazy?

It ain't right for me to keep a
baby if I'm not gonna be around.

[breathes deeply]

So you're saying I did
the wrong thing, huh?

You don't even get
to see her anymore.

Yeah. But at least I know
that she's with her family.

I would give anything to
see my baby for five minutes,

and you're gonna
give yours away?!

To a stranger?!

[scoffs]

You know, I may
be a fucked-up mom,

but at least I didn't sell
mine to the highest bidder.

Yo, give me my
fucking pillow back.

I hope she rips you wide open.

What happens if they fire us

before we get officially
approved as a union?

Or, so they don't get sued,
they start enforcing weird rules.

You know? Pin it on
that. These guys are wily.

This is how corporations
been intimidating people

since the beginning of time.

You know, people died for
the eight-hour workday, man.

"Not being heard is
no reason for silence."

That's deep.

It's from Les Miz.

We watched it last night.

Poor Russell Crowe.

The guy sings like a dead
carp getting a blow job.

- What about a blow job?
- We're having a union meeting.

Oh, that sounds
like a lot less fun.

If you knew what was
good for you, you'd join us.

Don't see any need
to rock the boat.

No, no. Come to
a meeting, at least.

No, thanks.

It's at Freddy's Bar.

$2 shots if you use
the code word "union."

Well, in that case...
what do we want? Jager.

When do we want it? Now.

- Unh!
- [laughs]

This is insane!

[Pearson] It's not insane, Joe.

It's, uh, it's plucky.

- Right.
- And don't worry about camp.

I'm handling shit over here.

There's a new sheriff in town.

I'm cracking heads,
taking names.

I thought you were just
holding down the fort.

Well, yeah. Apparently the fort has
been corrupted by one Berdie Rogers.

This is surprising to me.

Well, the stuff she's
encouraging in her class,

I mean, after the
sexual-harassment training,

we just can't tolerate this.

Please hold off.
We need to review.

[Pearson] Already
taken care of, buddy.

- You're a good man, Joe Caputo.
- [sighs]

Probably, uh, probably too
good for the job you're doing.

[man over PA] Last call for
the express bus to New Haven.

The Olympics have
been on here 24/7.

I'm partial to
the diving myself.

You seen that 13-year-old
Chinese kid win the high dive?

Fu something?

Amazing shit. [chuckles] Boy.

It's the parents that kill me
when I watch the coverage.

You got kids?

Uh, I've got one on the way.

- Ah. Congratulations.
- Yeah, thanks.

That's why I took the
job, for the benefits.

Well, you get decent coverage.

Vision and dental's a little
spotty, but better than nothing,

especially if you got
a little one coming.

[sighs] Sorry about the smell.

It's the pipes. They
don't fix shit around here.

Come on. This is the TV room.

There's lots of fighting
over the channel,

so each group gets their time.

Rosa here knows the drill.

The whites got the
mornings till 10:00.

Then the blacks and the
Spanish take over at lunch.

Keeps rotating like that.

But me?

I watch what I
want when I want to.

You like wrestling?

Oh, yeah. Uh, I used to compete.

I-I dislocated my
shoulder. That ended that.

Huh. So that could
have been you.

I guess. [chuckles]

In a parallel universe.

[laughs] Parallel universe.

That's good.

Come on. Let me
show you the dorm.

[announcer] That is a huge
moment for Anthony Vucko.

All right, ladies.

I've heard your complaints,
and I have made arrangements

for everybody to get
paid, cash money.

Someone on the outside
will pick up a cash card.

Get me the number,

and then we'll start depositing
funds into your accounts.

I'm offering you
eight bucks a pair,

and I'm holding you
all to quality control.

There is no cutting corners.

What about benefits? Huh?

- Benefits?
- Yeah.

Yeah. What about all
the, uh, flavor packets?

- We are full-time employees.
- Mm.

All right, everybody gets one chicken
and one beef a week until I'm out.

I don't want to wear
the bikinis anymore.

- They ride up my butt.
- [woman laughs]

And Jones will only
be wearing boy shorts.

I want a thong.

Jesus Christ. Anybody else?

Good. Congratulations.

You are all now
official employees.

[all cheering]

We're in the money! Ka-ching!

You can all thank me for that.

Oh, and, Flaca... you're fired.

- What?
- Oh, shit.

You can't do that.

I can do whatever
I want. Get out.

And, remember,
you will be costing

each one of your closest friends
hundreds of dollars a month

if you so much as
open your mouth.

So I suggest that
you leave quietly.

You're fucked up.

Bye-bye.

[man over PA] Yard
time in ten minutes.

[indistinct conversations]

Heard you got busted. [chuckles]

Whew! Healy was mad.

He confiscate it?

[sighs]

Yo, fuck him, man.

Start over. Or write a sequel.

Make it a three-parter
like Hunger Games.

No. I feel lighter.

You know, all those
fans with their ideas,

my head was gonna explode.

So you're quittin'?

[sighs]

Whatever, then.

[sniffs]

[man over PA] A dorm
inmates, yard time in ten minutes.

I don't think the
people even like me.

They just like my story.

You don't like me.

Yeah, true. But
that ain't my fault.

I mean, you beat the shit out
of me, cracked one of my ribs.

I got a right to hold a grudge.

Nah, I was protecting Vee.

Vee didn't need protection.

Vee was a thug.
She preyed on you.

You think I'm stupid.

I think you're vulnerable.

Yeah? Well...

Vee treated me like a person.

Everybody else
thinks I'm a joke.

And she loved me.

People need love.

I know.

I'm sorry I hurt you.

[sighs]

Heard you're in
a bit of hot water.

Temporary leave while MCC
does an independent investigation.

I had nothing to
do with that erotica.

She wrote it for your class.

No, she thinks she
wrote it for my class

because that's the
way children think.

I've worked with a lot of
kids in the foster system.

She's functioning
like a 6-year-old.

A perverted 6-year-old...
but a 6-year-old.

You know, it takes a long time

to find the boundaries
with these girls.

And it's not for everyone.

This is what you
wanted, isn't it?

You've had it in for
me since I started here.

I merely passed
along information

that was brought to me.

What exactly is your real issue?

See, I-I-I can't quite pin down
whether you're a misogynist

or a racist or a winning
combination of the two.

You foster inappropriate
relationships.

You walk around here
like you own the place.

You come in here every
week with a different hairstyle.

And your class is a festering
incubator of deviance!

You're a vengeful
little man, aren't you?

But I'll be back...

because I am good at what I do.

[indistinct talking over PA]

Shit.

Let's go, Rice.

Can I finish my soda?

Come on, man.

You're about to take
me back to prison.

What the fuck are
you still doing here?

I didn't know where to go.

I only got a voucher to Jersey,
and I don't know anyone there.

I guess I should have
walked to the Amtrak station,

but I only got 40 bucks.

Did it not occur to you
that we'd come after you?

I don't know.

I kept a pet frog in the
laundry for eight months,

and no one ever noticed.

Things are always
crazy over there.

But freedom feels weird.

[sighs]

I guess I'm not very good
at this whole escaping thing.

I could run.

You don't got a gun or nothing?

You didn't bring any cops?

Yeah, well, you can come with
me now without an argument

and spend a few nights in seg,

or I can call the cops
and take you back forcibly,

in which case you
leave me no choice

but to charge you
with attempted escape

and extend your sentence.

I'm doing you a solid here.

I ain't gonna say "thank you."

Well, you should.

So, you want to look
like a big shot, huh?

Get all the glory yourself?

[scoffs]

Come on. Let's
go. Up and at 'em.

You tell me one person
would have turned down

the opportunity I
got, one person.

I do see your point.

What if I suck your dick?

You're still going back.

Come on. Let's go.

So, is that a "yes" or a "no"?

No, thank you. Let's go.

A frog?

[Angie] We named him Benny,

but then he
suffocated, and he died.

[Caputo] That's what
happens in prison.

[women snoring]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[gasps]

Oh, my God.

[whimpers]

[sighs]

Hey.

There's the man of the hour.

Encyclopedia Brown and the
Case of the Missing Meth Addict.

Sorry.

Yeah. Well, she's in the shu.

Poor kid.

I can't blame her.

We got lucky this time.

It could have been a lot worse.

Uh, I don't know what
I can do to thank you.

I want my guys back full time.

I want their old hours back.

And they need medical.

I've heard rumblings about
union stuff. Are you in on that?

It's not a matter of
being in on it or not.

You want employees to
show up and do a good job,

you, you got to
take care of them.

[Pearson] I get it.

I mean, everybody
has a right to organize,

but if MCC has to
start covering benefits,

the whole venture's gonna fold.

I mean, it's
shortsighted, you know?

We're all gonna be out of work.

Are you being straight with me?

Or is that just
union-busting jargon?

I don't know about you,
but I like having a job, Joe.

I-I respect that you look
out for the underdog.

It seems like you're the kind
of guy who does that a lot,

but how's that
working out for you?

I don't know.

Have you seen my car?

Maybe it's time you stopped
worrying about everybody else

and did something for you.

That's what everybody
else in America does.

[sighs]

It took me an hour
to her get down.

She's stubborn as fuck.

What's this?

You going somewhere?

Hank's back in town.

They came home to
record a new album.

Did you know they
sold out their last tour?

Yeah.

They're crushing it.

He came by yesterday.

He wanted to see her.

Now he wants to see her.

Joey, he's her father.

I'm her father.

I'm the one who stuck around.

[Lisa] He's her real father.

He has a right to have
a relationship with her.

You're leaving me for Hank.

He's doing really
well for himself.

They made a big chunk of
change on that Warner's deal.

- He has ambition.
- And I don't?!

I love him.

I always have.

You know that.

I want to see if
we can be a family.

You have a family.

- I'm your family.
- Joey...

I really appreciate
everything you've done for us,

and I couldn't have
done it without you.

And I love you, too.

But... it's different.

I started that band.

Those guys wouldn't
have even know each other

if it wasn't for me.

I gave up everything.

I took a job... in a
prison, for fuck's sake.

Didn't know you
were running a tab.

Do you know how
depressing my life is?!

You think I want to
work a security job

for $20,000 a year?!

I did this for you!

No one asked you to.

- I was clear all along.
- I saved you!

I didn't need saving!

You'd still be slutting
it up down at Paddy's

if it wasn't for me.

That was ugly, Joe.

Take some responsibility
for your choices.

Nobody got you here but you.

You can't spend your whole life
holding the door open for people

and then being angry
when they don't thank you.

Nobody asked you to
hold the fucking door!

[baby crying]

Great. You woke up the baby.

[crying continues]

[indistinct conversations]

There you go.

What's all that for?

Well, I, um... I want
you to go down on me.

What? Hell, no.
That's disgusting.

Yeah, but I'm feeling
horny, so I'm buying you.

I got some M&Ms in there.

So let's go. Get me off.

- That's not funny.
- [Big Boo] I'm not joking.

You're for sale, so I'm
purchasing your services.

Just, you know, check
out. Go to your happy place.

I'll be quick.

Stop that.

And maybe I'll sodomize
you while I'm at it.

You know, stick a hairbrush
up your ass, hold you down,

pull your hair,
maybe bite your neck.

Wouldn't that be fun?
You might like that.

Why don't you try it, huh?
Why don't you try that?

Just, you know, just let me
have my fucking way with you.

Hey, I could tie you up.

We could maybe use
your fucking t-shirt as a gag.

- Huh?
- Would you stop it?

I'm gonna do whatever
I fucking want to you,

and you're gonna lie down
and you're gonna take it,

because that's the
way this works, isn't it?

Isn't that it?

[voice breaking] Stop that.

[crying]

Stop it.

I want it to stop.

I want it to stop so bad.

I want him to stop.

Good.

[Pennsatucky sobs]

'Cause we're gonna
get that motherfucker.

[sobs]

Okay.

[sobbing]

You should have seen her face.

I mean, I got them, they
were all practically drooling

over the money,

and then I turned to
her in front of everybody,

and I'm all,

"Oh, and by the way,
Flaca, you're fired."

That'll teach the little
bitch not to instigate.

- That's gross.
- No, it was bad-ass.

I'm out.

What?

I don't want to be involved.

With what? The business?

With any of it.

What you did to
Flaca was weird, Piper.

She's poor.

A lot of these
girls, they're poor.

Of course they were
excited about money.

They're excited
about a $1-an-hour job.

Okay.

I don't like this
version of you.

Well, maybe I don't
like this version of you.

[chuckles] What version is that?

The paranoid, needy version.

The judge-y version.

I mean, fuck, Alex.
What is your problem?

You have no idea
what you're getting into.

You don't know who
these people are.

You don't know who
they're connected to.

And you're on some
weird little power trip.

I am doing exactly what you
did, and you cannot handle it

because you're afraid I might
be better at it than you are.

[scoffs]

You probably are
better at it now.

You're a natural.

I'm out, Pipes.

I'm out of that, and...

I'm out of this.

So, who's gonna rep us?

We need to elect a leader.

Well, I'd do it, but somebody
needs to explain to me

how the whole thing works.

Holy shit.

He's come around.

Dude! Now it's official.

[Caputo sighs]

What are you guys doing?

Do you really want to
make an enemy out of MCC?

You guys got
yourself all riled up

without really considering
what it is you're doing.

We're re-unionizing.

- And it feels so good.
- [Ford chuckles]

Right. What are your
exact grievances?

Hmm?

Have you rallied at least 30 percent
support from the employee base?

Have you gotten them all
to sign authorization cards?

How do you guys expect
to be taken seriously?

Shit. You do know
what you're talking about.

You should lead us.

That's a conflict of interest.

Unh-unh. These corporate
types are a different breed.

They're hurting us.
They're hurting our families.

We need a leader.

We need you, man.

We do. We need you.

[breathes deeply]

Well, for starters, stop
meeting in the break room.

Don't give them a
reason to squash you.

These guys are pros.

They will call a meeting.

It will seem optional,
but it won't be.

And once they have you captive,

they are going to
feed you a bunch of BS

about it being a
friendly workplace,

and then they are
going to use scare tactics

to try and convince you

that you're all
gonna lose your jobs.

Don't fucking listen to them.

They need you more
than you need them.

So, you in?

I could be your guy.

[laughter]

[all cheering]

I don't know about y'all,

but I feel a "hip, hip, hooray"

coming on right about now.

Please don't.

- No, it's coming.
- Oh, yeah.

- Hip, hip!
- [all] Hooray!

- Hip, hip!
- [all] Hooray!

- Hip, hip!
- [all] Hooray!

[all cheering]

[O'neill] ♪ Do you
hear the people sing? ♪

♪ Singing the songs
of angry men? ♪

♪ It is the music of the people
who will not be slaves again ♪

♪ When the beating
of your heart ♪

[both] ♪ Echoes the
beating of the drums ♪

♪ There is a life about to
start when tomorrow comes ♪

Black people don't
know this song.

[all] ♪ Do you hear
the people sing? ♪

♪ Singing the songs
of angry men? ♪

♪ It is the music of the people
who will not be slaves again ♪

♪ When the beating
of your heart ♪

♪ Echoes the
beating of the drums ♪

♪ There is a life about to
start when tomorrow comes ♪

♪ Will you give
all you can give ♪

♪ So that our banner
may advance? ♪

♪ Some will fall,
and some will live ♪

♪ Will you stand up
and take your chance? ♪

♪ The blood of the martyrs will
water the meadows of France ♪

♪ Do you hear the people sing? ♪

♪ Singing the song
of angry men? ♪

♪ It is the music of the people
who will not be slaves again ♪

♪ When the beating
of your heart ♪

♪ Echoes the
beating of the drums ♪

♪ There is a life about to
start when tomorrow comes ♪

[crowd cheering]