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# Rej and Rub.
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- # They're tiny little bots
a long way from home.
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- # Rej and Rub.
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- # They're tiny little bots
a long way from home.
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# They miss their daddy.
Makes them cry.
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# I bet they wish that
they could flyyyy.
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# They're tiny little bots
a long way from home.
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# Tiny little bots
a long way from home. #
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(BIRD CAWS)
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- Hey, Rej, we sure are high, man.
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- Yes, I am experiencing vertigo
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and also terror!
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- Yeah, I'm not showing off,
but I'm kinda freaked out
about how high we are.
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And also, not showing off
again, but I'm freezing.
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Actually, I worked out the higher
you are, the colder it is.
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- Yes, the temperature
up high is very low,
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and thusly, I am freezing.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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- Yeah, that's what I said.
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I wish it was hotter. (WHIMPERS)
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Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.
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Aaah! Hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hoooot!
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- This heat is most unpleasant.
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(FOLK MUSIC)
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- Too high, too high, too high!
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I don't like heights. This is high!
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- Agreed. This terrifying height
is most unpleasant.
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This terrifyingly low altitude
is not optimal.
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Fear levels at 97%.
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- Way too low.
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We're going to crash! Too low!
We're going to crash!
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- This small distance to the ground
is not optimal.
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- Aahhh, this is more like it.
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Moderate height,
moderate temperatures ―
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not too hot, not too cold,
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not too high, not too low.
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- I agree, Rub.
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Our current velocity, temperature
and altitude is comfortable.
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I feel... good.
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- Hey, hey, Rej, mate.
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- What?
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- Hey, um, what kind of bird
do you think this is, mate?
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- It is most likely a―
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- Uh, do you reckon it's a chicken?
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- A chicken?
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No, that is a ridiculous suggestion.
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- Ah yeah, true.
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Is it a kiwi, then?
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What? A kiwi, really?
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You think it is a kiwi?
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- Uh, yeah. Why not?
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- Kiwis do not fly.
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- Ah yeah, true, true.
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Actually, come to think of it,
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it's most definitely a moa.
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- Rub, moa also do not fly,
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and they have been extinct
for one hundreds of years.
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According to my calculations, it is
most likely a falcon ― a karearea.
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- Yeah, true. Or...
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You know, it could be a kiwi.
- It is not a kiwi.
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- Yeah, true. Well, it either is
or it isn't, huh?
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- (GROANS)
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- While we're up here, buddy,
tell me a bit about yourself.
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- Well―
- Boring!
- Let me think.
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- Bored!
- Where do I begin?
- That's boring.
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- I calculate...
- Bored!
- ...a good place to start...
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- Boring!
- ...would be where we first met...
- Bored.
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- ...at the dump...
- Boring.
- ...this morning.
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- That's boring.
What about before that?
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- I have no memories
before the dump.
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- Right, so you don't remember
anything either.
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- Correct. We met at the dump.
Some events occurred.
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You were annoying, and now
we are gripped betwixt
the talons of a hawk.
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- Yeah, no offence, Rej, but,
uuuh, that's pretty boring.
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(WHOOPS) I have an idea.
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Wanna hear it?
- No.
- Cool.
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So instead of us waiting to get hit
in the head to have a flashback,
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why don't we concentrate and try
and have a flashback now?
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- Highly unorthodox,
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but I will attempt it.
- (GROANS)
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(GROANS)
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Nah, I got nothing. Nothing at all.
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- (GROANS)
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(GLITCHING)
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- Reject.
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Rubbish.
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Rubbish.
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- Rub, I had a memory.
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- (WHOOPS) Cool!
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What was it? Something great, I bet.
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- No, it was very bad.
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- Nah, I bet it rules.
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What was it?
- You are...
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rubbish.
- Rubbish?
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- Yes, Rub. You are rubbish.
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- (CHUCKLES) I love gentle ribbings
between mates.
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If I'm rubbish,
you're a giant fart can.
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- Rub, you are rubbish.
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Rub means 'rubbish'.
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- OK, steady on.
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As I said, you're a can of farts,
old Rej ― the fart can.
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- I am not a fart can.
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And my name is not Rej.
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I was stamped 'Rej' for 'reject'.
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You were stamped
'Rub' for 'rubbish'.
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You are rubbish.
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Look at the stamp on your foot.
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- OK, Rej, it's not funny any more.
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Friends don't call
each other rubbish.
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- Friendship has nothing
to do with this.
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It is simply a fact.
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You are rubbish. That is why
we woke up at the rubbish dump.
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We were thrown out.
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- I'm warning you, buddy.
Don't call me rubbish again, man.
I don't like it.
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- Like it or not, Rub,
you are... rubbish.
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- OK, man, that was
your last chance.
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No more rubbish. Compre-hende?
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- Rub, the professor,
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he is the one who threw us out.
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- Nah, he'd never do that.
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- Rubbish!
- That's it, Rej. That is it.
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No more. I am not talking to you,
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and we are no longer best buddies
or best friends or even best mates.
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Pffbbt!
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(PLANE WHIRRS)
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- RT: Hey, hey, come in, Tower.
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Are you picking up a massive bird?
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(BIRD SQUAWKS)
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(REJ AND RUB YELL)
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(FUNKY MUSIC)
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