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Get out! Get out, libidinous swine!
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Take that whore, strumpet with you!
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Go rot in the filth of fornication!
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And what did you say to him?
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Nothing. I pulled up my tights
and jumped out of the privy window.
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Oh, Edmund, you're SO naughty!
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I try, madam. Then, when I've got
my breath back, I try again.
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Perhaps we can turn to more important
matters. Must we? I fear so.
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My old tutor's son has been kidnapped
and he begs you to help him
pay the ransom.
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Edmund. What would YOU say?
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Well, I have had experience
of this dreadful situation.
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Last year, my aunt begged for help
with the ransom of my Uncle Osrick.
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Yes. I can suggest no better answer
Then you know of the pain involved.
than the one I gave to her. Yes?
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Get stuffed!
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You jest over a young man's life?
For young man, read young idiot!
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Anyone stupid enough to let some
moustachioed dago come up to him,
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say "Excuse me, meester", and hit
them over the head deserves it!
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You're in good fooling today, sir!
Thank you. I heard an amusing story
myself the other day...
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Oh good.
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Excuse me, meister!
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Yes, what is it?
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I said, "What is it?",
not "Hit me on the head with a...
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Melchie, I've changed my mind
about that Forrest bloke.
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He's obviously very STUPID but
we can't punish him for it, can we?
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If we punished people for that,
Certainly not, ma'am.
Nursie would always be in prison!
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A very PIQUANT observation, Majesty!
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So I WILL sign this ransom.
But it must be the last -
ABSOLUTELY the last. Final...
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..Full stop. Never again...
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..Cross my heart and hope to die.
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Not "hope to die", Majesty?
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Er... All right. I'll cross it out.
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Erm... Here you are.
Sorry about the smudge!
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Thank you, ma'am!
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Excuse me, meister.
Yes?
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Oh no! Oh God! What on earth
was I drinking last night?
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My head feels like
there's a Frenchman living in it.
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Where am I?
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O-o-oh! Who's that?
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It is I, Melchett. Melchett!
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You really should clean this house
of yours. It's a real mess!
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It's no time for jokes, Blackadder!
We've been kidnapped!
Oh God! How incredibly embarrassing!
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As private parts to the gods are we!
They play with us for their sport!
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Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha haa!
Oh God! Who's that?
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Ti preparo para la interrogazione
suplicio!
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If anyone's going to be spoken to,
it's gonna be me! Tell him, Melchie!
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Certainly!
Parlo con lui, no mi!
Parlo con lui!
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Ah bueno, el jefe!
Ti preparo para la
interrogazione suplicio!
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Ah, that's better.
Now, what's he saying?
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He says he would like
a word with you.
A-ha! Anything else?
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He says he would like
to torture you, as well.
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Are you, by any chance, a dignitary
of the Spanish Inquisition?
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Te gustara mucho la inquisicion!
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Good. Because if you are,
I wish to make it quite clear
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that I am prepared
to tell you absolutely anything!
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No habla, puerco!
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No speako dago.
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I demand to see
the British ambassador. Understand?
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Necesito silencio para comenzar.
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How...can...you...question...me...
if...you...don't...speak...English?
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No. YO pregunto las cuestiones!
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OK. Let's start with the basics.
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English is a non-inflected,
Indo-European language
derived from dialects...
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HOWZAT?!
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Percy. Who's queen?
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Whoops! Butterfingers!
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Ah! So I win again!
Yes. Well done, Your Majesty!
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..And there's no sign of Edmund?
I fear not, Ma'am. He's vanished!
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Simply vanished.
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WISTFULLY: Like an old oak table.
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VANISHED, Lord Percy. Not VARnished.
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Forgive me, my lady. My uncle
Bertram's old oak table vanished.
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'Twas the night of
the Great Stepney Fire.
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That terrible night his house
and all his things
completely vanished too.
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So did he, in fact!
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'Twas a most perplexing mystery...
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Lord Percy! Yes?
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It's up to you...
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..either you can shut up -
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or you can have your head cut off.
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..I'll shut up.
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Bastardo!
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Bath..tar...do...
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Barrister?
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Bastardo!
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Embarrassing?
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You're embarrassing?
I'M embarrassing?
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A...a rogering!
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Pregnant!
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Baby!
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Bathwater!
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Sounds like... BASTARD!
Si! Oh, bastard!
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No es terminado! Ah.
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Hijo!
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Hijo!
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Donkey!
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Padre...e hijo! Big bastard...
Little bastard?
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PADRE... Man? ..hijo. Boy? Son!
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I'm a bastard's son!
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Di perra.
PANTS LIKE A DOG.
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Thirsty bastard!
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HE BARKS
Thirsty barking bastard!
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Oh - dog!
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Woman!
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Dog!
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Dog...bitch!
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I'm a bastard son of a bitch! Si!
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In that case,
YOU are a fornicating baboon!
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Que?
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Oh dear! Y-YOU...
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Tu... Tu! Oh - yo! Yes, yo...
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.. a fornicating...
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I can't really do it in this box!
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Tuos testiculos...
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My er...those...yes.
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..sobre un fuego grande.
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Over a large...? Fuego, fuego!
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Fire! Right!
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So, let's recap -
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If I admit that I'm in love...
No! No!
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Sorry - head over heels in love...
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..with Satan and all his little...
wizards.
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Then you will remove my testicles
with a blunt instrument...
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Una guadana!
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..resembling a gardening tool...
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..and roast them over a large fire.
Si! Si!
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Whereas if I DON'T admit...
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..that I am in love with Satan
and all his little wizards,
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you will hold me upside down,
in a vat of warm marmalade.
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Y...
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AND...
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..remove my testicles
with a blunt instrument.
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I see. Well, in that case...
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..I love Satan.
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Oh ho!
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Oh, it's a SCYTHE!
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I don't know.
I've looked everywhere!
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Perhaps...
they're...not...hiding...at all.
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Perhaps...they've been...KIDNAPPED!
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Nonsense!
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As Edmund said,
only real idiots get kidnapped!
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Do they?
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Stop!
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AAAGH!
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GERMAN ACCENT: Forgive me,
Herr Blackadder. I have been
neglecting my duties as a host.
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Please accept my apple-ogies.
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I accept nothing from a man who
imprisons his guests in a commode!
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I hope this SCUM...
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HE WHIMPERS
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..has not inconweenienced you.
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A maniac trying to cut off my
goolies won't inconweenience me(!)
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If he had inconweenienced you, I
was going to offer you his tongue!
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Sir. If he had inconweenienced me,
you would not have a tongue
to make this offer with!
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If I no longer had a tongue
with which to make such an offer,
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YOU would not have a tongue to say
that if I had inconweenienced you...
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..I would not have a tongue
with which to offer you his tongue!
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Yes, well. Enough of this banter.
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Who the hell are you,
Sausage Breath?
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You do not remember me then?
I don't think I've had the pleasure.
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Oh yes! We have met many times.
But you knew me by another name!
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Do you recall a mysterious black
marketeer and smuggler called Otto,
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with whom you used to dine and plot
and play the biscuit game, at an old
piss-hole in Dover? My God!
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Yes! I was the waitress!
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I don't believe it! YOU?! Big Sally?
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SQUEAKY VOICE: Will you have
another piece of pie, my lord?
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But I went to bed with you,
didn't I?
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For my country,
I am willing to make any sacrifice!
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Yes, but I'm not.
I must have been paralytic!
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Indeed - Mr Floppy! Yes, all right!
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Very funny. Now, would you mind...
SQUEAKY VOICE: Such a disappointment
for a girl... Yes, very funny...
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"We'll try again in a few minutes.
Look at some naughty parchments!"
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Aren't we proud of our comic
serving-wench voice(!)
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Essential at all social gatherings -
the tedious little turd
who puts on amusing voices! QUIET!
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What else is in your inventive
repertoire? Drunk Glaswegian?
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Hilarious black man? See you, Jimmy!
Where am dat warty-melon?
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Oh fabulous! I can't wait
to see your side-splitting puff,
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and that funny croaky one
that is such a scream!
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But best of all is the fat-headed
German chamberpot in front of me!
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You talk too much, Blackadder!
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I think it's a case of werbal
diarreeree that you're having!
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I have given the Queen only a week
to reply to my ransom demand.
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Unless she pays up, you die -
howibly!
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She will pay up! And then within a
week, YOU die - howibly howibly!
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You find yourself amusing!
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Why deny public opinion?
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I think that in a week from now,
you won't be so amusing!
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At least I CAN be amusing!
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Choose your next witticism well -
it may be your last!
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Guards! Fetch his friend.
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GUARDS: Eins zwei, eins zwei!
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Please! No! No!
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O-oh!
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We meet again!
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I don't think...
You don't recognise me?
No.
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Let me refresh your memory!
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When you were in Cornwall, there was
a shepherd who you used to talk to.
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Good lord! Timkins?
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Yes! I was one of his sheep!
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Sheep? Not...
Yes!
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Flossie? But didn't we...?
YES,
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Melchett!
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Baaaa!
Oh my God!
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But enough of such pleasant
reminiscences, eh? The guard
has found an interesting document.
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Oh, I shouldn't pay
much attention to that...
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The kveen says she will pay a ransom
but it must be the last - ABSOLUTELY
the last. Final. Full stop.
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Cross my heart and hope to be
spanked until my bottom goes purple.
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She has a difficult choice ahead.
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Not really! Bad luck, Melchers!
Still - life, overrated, I reckon!
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Gentlemen, excuse me.
I have work to do.
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Evil plots don't make
themselves you know!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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"Dear Kveen...
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"I, evil Prince Ludwig
the Indestructible,
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"have your two friends.
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"And you must SHOES between them.
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"The ransom is one million kroner.
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"Many, many...apple-ogies
for the inconweenience."
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Goodness! What a difficult choice!
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It isn't the first time, my little
tadpole! That's true. In the old
days, it was ALL difficult choices!
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Should you have nursie milk or
moo-cow? It was always nursie milk!
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But then,
left breasty or right breasty?
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Of course, it was always both!
But then which one first?
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Shut up, Nursie!
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Curses! Oh! This is very confusing!
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Lord Percy!
Play a while to calm my spirits.
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Certainly, Ma'am.
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Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man,
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Ha! You're it! Ring-a-ring-a-rosie!
All fall down!
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What say you I sing a song
to keep our spirits up?
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It depends whether you want
the slop bucket over your head!
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Perhaps some pleasant word game?
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All right.
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Make a sentence from the following -
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face, sodding, your, shut.
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For God's sake, man!
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We must relieve our minds of
the terrible fate that awaits us!
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Awaits YOU, not me!
How's my beard looking?
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Alas, shall I never see England more?
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Her rolling fields,
her swooping swallows...
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Her playful sheep.
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DOOR OPENS
About time too!
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Gentlemen! The answer has arrived!
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Thank God! I'm sick of this!
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The conditions are just disgraceful!
Why, it's like a prison!
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I shall read it!
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Typical criminal -
loves the sound of his own voice!
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"After careful thought,
the queen has decided to expend
the ransom money on..."
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..a big party.
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JUST impossible
to decide between my two faves,
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so I've decided to keep the cash,
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have a wizard jolly time,
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and try to forget both of you.
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Hope you're not too miffed.
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Bye-ee!
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What?
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"Hope you're not too miffed.
Bye-ee."
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As you can imagine, my friends,
this makes me very unhappy.
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Oh, I AM sorry(!)
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But if you gentlemen were to tell me
a way to gain access to your queen...
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I might commute
your deaths to a life sentence!
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Are you suggesting we betray her?
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Oh yes!
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All right!
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What are you saying? What of
loyalty, honour, self-respect?
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What of them?
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Nothing.
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So you will both
play ball?
BOTH: Yep!
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Oh what joy!
See how you collapse before me!
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You incorruptible English nobs!
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So proud of your stiff upper lips!
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Gloating is a sign of insecurity!