All language subtitles for Veep-102

AMY:
Can't get over this heat.

MAN: Swear to God,
they put your office
on top of hell.

I know you have to get going.

I do. Senator Doyle's
kind of a stickler.

Yeah. Yeah, he seems
like a massive stickler.

Well, like I was saying,
the senator has a lot of
time for filibuster reform.

Bottom line here, Eric,
we need him to sponsor
this bill.

(SNEEZES)

(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
Excuse me.

God, this gastric bug,
it's got my head
all jammed up

and my ass is
like the Thunderdome.

Yeah! Boom, come to mama!

Sorry, not you.
This. Excuse me.

Oh, my God,
this heat is
just unbearable.

I feel like a gecko.

Sorry to interrupt,
but fuck-a-deedoo-dah,
fuck-a-dee-ay!

Martin at the White House.
What?

"Clean Jobs Task Force
likely to be green lit!"
Exclamation point.

Yeah!

Oh, my God!

That is so great for me.

And the country.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I meant.

Oh, Amy. Good job, Amy.

Good job.

That's why I get paid
the medium bucks.

This is legacy stuff.

SELINA: Yeah, it is.

Polluting corporations
held accountable by me.

Dependence on foreign oil
ended by me.

Could you stop that?
AMY: Really close.

I'm gonna get Sue to call
Martin at the White House.

I still need to say goodbye
to Senator Doyle's
Chief of Staff.

Oh! Is he still here?

You know what
I'm gonna do?
Brush past.

Give him a smile to
take back to his boss.

Okay.
Which way are you going?

Elevator bank,
first door.
Okay, yup.

AMY: Eric, apologies.

Sue, did the President call?

No.
No? Okay.

ERIC: Everything okay?
Yeah, things are great.

Good.
Things are great.

So, yeah, the Vice President
will see you this afternoon.

We'll see the senator
and yourself.

This is an interesting
piece of paper.

Oh, Madam Vice President,
you remember Eric.

Oh, of course. Eric.

Madam Vice President.

How are you?
I've got a little bit
of the bug,

but other than that, I'm good.

I'm sorry to hear that.
Well, drink plenty
of liquid.

That's sort of
a stupid thing
to say, isn't it?

'Cause you can't drink
a solid, can you?

Soup?

Soup is solids suspended
in liquid, so it qualifies
as a liquid.

See that?
Gary was a major at U.Va.
in science.

So occasionally that's of use.

AMY: So we'll see you guys
this afternoon.

Great. Nice to see you.

So nice to see you.

Take care.

Soup?

Press release
for Selina approval.

Mike, your perspiration...
I know.

I'm just saying.
Can't help it.
Sign of a healthy body.

There are products
available, Mike.
I tried them all.

Sweat right through 'em.
I got very large pores.

Hey, guys, quick
sidebar meeting, okay?

AMY: Yeah, yeah,
Senator Lowden's
guy canceled.

He has the gastric flu, too.

His Facebook status is
"May God have mercy
on my boxers."

Yeah, I saw that.
I "Liked" it.

Dan, can you get
some more oxygen
in here, please?

Yeah.

This thing is completely
useless, by the way.

Can move more air by farting.

(LAUGHS)
I'm sure you can, ma'am.

Those don't open.
Those are
anti-suicide windows.

They only put those in
after you started
working here, right, Gary?

So, here's the deal.

Clean Jobs in the bag.
So that's good.

But we've got filibuster
reform talks this afternoon
that we've got to deal with.

So let's nail this,
okay, everybody?

Let's seize the agenda.

You're making it
sound like a coup.

I'm not gonna say I'm not
enjoying the President
being in South Africa.

God, wearing
some kind of shawl
at a lion sanctuary.

Did you see that photo?
It's unbelievable.
(LAUGHING)

Anyway, I'm just talking
about redefining...

Dan, what was that
phrase that you used
in our meeting?

What was that?
"Two point me."

"Two point me."
That's exactly right.
I love that.

Ma'am, your two-hour with
Glenn Yates just canceled.

He's got the bug.

All right, then that means
I've got two hours free.

Let's capitalize
on this, you guys.

Come on,
let's go somewhere.
Let's meet the public.

You want to
normalize it?
Yes, exactly.

I want to meet
some regular normals.
Where we gonna find them?

Photo op with the normals
and the normalistas.

There's a book fair...
Oh, my God.

In Adams Morgan.
Too dull, no.

You're not gonna
get a good photo
holding a book.

You need something active.
No, it's like kids
read or something.

Kids are unpredictable.
They wet their pants.

Keep it simple.
Keep it simple.
Yeah, not good.

Ma'am, frozen yoghurt,
all right, is huge in
this town right now.

It's hot out,
let's go to a store.

There's one that I know
that I go to all the time
on U Street.

It's owned by
three generations
of African-Americans.

I mean there's
a narrative built right in.
Done. Excellent.

A home run.
It's perfect. Done deal.

We can totally normalize
with those guys.

That's what we're gonna do.
Make it happen, guys.

MIKE: All right,
we're going to
a yoghurt shop.

When was this
"Two point me" meeting
with Selina?

Oh, are you still
tracking my every move?

I thought we agreed to move on.

Move on from what?
We dated for like a week.

It was like getting over
mild food poisoning.

Look, Amy, I am genuinely
sorry that my arrival here

has caused you to become
so self-conscious and
gain a little weight.

Fuck point you.

Are we early?

Yeah. I want to
get there early.

I want the people
who are on time to
think that they're late.

Oh, mind games. Love it.
Yeah.

I didn't appreciate
the reference to my
potential suicide earlier.

I'm not a joke.

No, you're the guy with
the big bag of lip balm, Gary.
You're fucking Kissinger.

Every single thing
you say to me
is emasculating.

Do you realize that?
Yes.

I think that Senator Doyle
still might go cold on
sponsoring this bill.

We've got to warm him up,
'cause we need his support on

"Junk the jams,"
or whatever they're
calling it now.

"Unclog the backlog."

"Unclog the backlog"?

I do a serious job.

I'm next to the Veep
more than any other
human being.

You are distantly orbiting her.

I'm her moon.

So would you take a bullet
for the Veep, Gary?

Oh, my God.
No, no, no.

Because, you know,
you're gonna be right
in the line of fire.

It's not my job.
I would help her
if she was down.

Right, with the lip balm
if she got shot in the lips.

That could crack 'em pretty bad.

Great, we missed the elevators.

Doyle is essential.
He's the Russian
doll of the Senate.

Comes with little
senators inside of him.

Gary, can I have a Kleenex?

Where are my people?
Oh, here they go.

Come on.

Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
Please don't shoot.

DAN: Shoot him.
You can shoot him.

SELINA: Where the hell
did you go?

Dan, you're gonna
have to go in the limo.
Sure, yeah.

Ma'am, I think we should start
ramping up the whole launch
of "Two point you" right now.

Just kind of put a little
hint out there about what
Clean Jobs is gonna be.

Yeah, I think the same thing.

I can get right on this.

Leon West has given me
his private cell.

Oh, good. All right,
let's set up 10 minutes
of face time with him

after the Doyle meeting.
Copy that, I'm on it.

(SIRENS BLARING)

You know what?
I'm nervous about Doyle.

He can be a real hogfucker.

He's a stickler.

Wait a minute.
Hand sanitizer, ma'am.

You know what I heard?
Senator Doyle wears
pantyhose.

(AMY LAUGHS)
Oh, really?

No. But now that
you have that image,
he's not that scary.

Oh, listen, tell Dan
to start working on
the yoghurt store, okay?

Wait a minute, Gary.
Gary, this is way
too much.

What do you want me
to do? What?

Okay, let's not
do that again,
all right?

(ERIC COUGHING)
Andrew, how are you?

Madam Vice President,
a pleasure.

Oh, come on.
Selina, please.

Let's play this one by the book.

Eric, of course.

Yes, we just saw him
this morning.

Yeah, you spoke about soup.

(COUGHS)

So should we get to it?

Let's get to it.

Let's... Okay.

I'm gonna lighten
this up a little bit.

Please. Please do.

Hi, everybody.

Well, we have lots
to talk about.

Yup, let's do some talking.

You need me to
sponsor this bill.

Yes, I do.

I do need you to do that.
And I want to know
what you need from me.

What do you need?
You need some
non-earmark earmarks?

You need support during
your reelection campaign?

I just won't be photographed
eating a hot dog or any other
phallic food.

Oops. (LAUGHS)

That was a mistake.

Really don't need
any of that, ma'am.
Okay.

What I need is very simple.

Actually,
what I would like...
(SELINA SCREAMS)

What the hell, Eric?

What was that?
What just happened?

He was gonna
sneeze on you
and I blocked it.

I am so sorry,
Madam Vice President.

That is nice work, Eric.
I mean, you want to
take another shot?

I don't think we're drenched
at this end of the table.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
That scared me to death.

He can be a gold-plated
fucking shit gibbon.

He works for you.

I mean, he almost
sneezed in your face.

I think it's treason.
Let me get you
a cup of coffee.

I would love a cup of coffee.

Oh, my goodness.

Listen, I've got this
covered now.

Okay? Why don't you
go round up
a few more senators?

Okay, you sure?
Mmm-hmm.
Filibuster smackdown.

That's what I call it.
All right, dig it.
Thank you.

Oh, wow.
I'm shaking from that.
Are you guys?

No, we perfectly understand
Senator Murray's reservations.

Yeah, of course,
she must be guided
by her conscience.

No hard feelings whatsoever.

MIKE: Uh, Dan?
Yeah?

I hope you don't take this
the wrong way,

but can I just say
you kinda look
like an asshole.

Hello.
Did you tell them, Amy?

I...
Oh, come on. Come on.

I took a bullet for the Veep.

How'd you take a bullet, Gary?

It was a sneeze bullet.
Right in the face.

Saved Selina from the bug.
Pure instinct.

It was like a dirty bomb
and I... Bam!

Dived on it. Mmm!

Hey, it's the flunkies.

And people say
you're bad at your jobs.

You here to spy, Jonah?
I'm not here to spy.

I work at the White House,
so I can just walk in
and say,

"I'm from the White House.
What the fuck are you doing?"

What? You work
at the White House?

Oh, my God.
Can I blow you?

Uh, yes, you can.

I will meet you
out in the hallway
in a few seconds.

MIKE: Sure,
I'll get a stepladder.

Anyway,
I work for the White House.
What the fuck are you doing?

Trying to figure out what
flavor frozen yoghurt
the Veep should get.

Mint.

It implies freshness,
trust, traditional values.

Fascinating.

This is one of my areas.

Yeah.
Food choices.
Seriously, put it up.

Oh! Swirl.
Racial harmony and
crossing the aisle.

(CELL PHONE RINGS)
So is cookies and cream.

White House.
This is Jonah.

Okay. Watch your head.

Oh, fuck you.
No, not you, sir.

Very excited about this
filibuster reform bill.

That is great to hear.

If you can get
a Senate reform bill

through the place
it's designed to reform,

that would be amazing.
Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

I mean, that would be
like persuading a guy
to fist himself.

(CHUCKLES) Jesus Christ.

Tell me, Mr. Flatterbox,
what do you need
from me, really?

Well, I need you
to keep oil guys off
the Clean Jobs Task Force.

Don't do this to me, Andrew.

I'm going to do it to you, yup.

This is a nuanced area.

You are not
in the pocket of oil?

No, I'm not in
the pocket of oil. No.

So we can make this work.

I'm eager to be
constructive.
Right.

It seems to me that somehow
we can make this happen,
then I'd...

Deal. You keep oil guys
off Clean Jobs,

I will sponsor
the filibuster bill.

We can work...

This out.

Great. Terrific.
Wonderful.

Coffee.
Hmm?

Cup?
Oh, uh-huh. Sure.

Gary, Senator Doyle's guy
looks like he's dying.

If I were you, I would go
straight to the pharmacy
and take one of everything.

I'm gonna have a blowout
if I walk to the pharmacy.

That's what I'm worried about.

If you're gonna
shit your pants,
I don't want you here.

I think I did the right thing,

but I just need you
to confirm that I did
the right thing.

I said something to someone.

What exactly did you say,
ma'am, and to who?

To whom.

Senator Doyle said that
he would sponsor the bill...

MIKE: Oh!

If we keep oil
off of Clean Jobs.

And there was
an implication, perhaps...

(STAMMERS)

You didn't say yes?

No.

I didn't say, "Yes."

I said, "Yeah."

Okay, well, we told oil
we'd put one of their guys
on Clean Jobs.

That's why we got away
with the cutlery tweet.

I know, I know.

AMY:
She's aware of that.

Okay, I was charmed by Doyle.

He's got that little
twinkle in his eye.

He was talking about
fisting people.

He just niced me.
I got niced, all right?

And where were you,
Amy, by the way?
Where were you?

No, you said you had it covered.

No, I didn't have it covered.
And it's your job to know

that if I say I have it covered,

I don't have it covered
and you cover me.

I need you all to make me
have not said that.

I need you to have
make me unsaid it.

Okay. Let's just
slow down for a second.

Make two columns,
one with filibuster,
one with Clean Jobs,

because now they are versus.

Doyle gives us filibuster,
so put him there.

Okay, but oil gives us
Clean Jobs.

Clean Jobs
is your legacy.
Yes.

Hold on a second.
What?

What if we put an ex-oil guy
on the task force?

You see what I'm saying?
Someone who's cozy with
oil, but not active oil.

Former oil.

That's lying.

Creative semantics.

That's a creatively semantic
way of saying we're lying.

Still creative.

MIKE: Oh, hey, Jonah.
Jonah. Jonah.

AMY: That we...
Yeah, that we might like.

What I'm saying is that
we go with what I just said,

the Jamaican rum flavor.

That's a really
strong flavor choice.

I mean, it's unexpected,

it's funky, it's kind of sexual.

Yeah, I don't want to make
too quick of a decision.

Let's consider other flavors.

Like vanilla.

JONAH: Oh, come on.

Vanilla is a girl's flavor.

No, I have no choice here, Amy.

Because I was backed
into a corner.

So other flavors aren't
an option for me, okay?

Perhaps if you had
done your job better,

then I could choose
vanilla or chocolate

or fucking blueberry with
fucking sprinkles on it.

But that's not
an option for me, okay?

That flavor is not
an option for me.
AMY: Okay.

You know,
I think Jamaican rum
is a great choice.

And your passion about it
is gonna sell it.

I'm confused.
Are we still talking
about yoghurt here?

We're gonna go
with Dan's idea.
AMY: Okay.

Jamaican rum is where
we are headed.

All right?
Jamaican rum, mon.
AMY: Okay.

That's good. Maybe we
don't need the accent.

Hey, Dan.
Yeah?

Leon West is down
at front security for you.

Leon West?
Leon West is here for you?

The journalist?
The Beltway Butcher?

Don't you worry for
one second, all right?
I'm not worried.

I'm gonna take him
to the yoghurt store.
I'm not worried

because you are
gonna get rid of him.
You're gonna kill him

and you're gonna do life
for murder and I never have
to see your face again.

You know, if I wash
my hands any more,

the bones are
gonna come through.

Hey, where is Dan?

He's at the yoghurt store.

Gary, are you all right?
Are you getting the bug?

No, I'm... Oh!

Okay, you're not
gonna like this.
What?

White House press guys
have just been in touch.

POTUS wants to announce
Clean Jobs Task Force

next week when he is
back from Africa.

We now go over live
to the Vice President
for her pissed-off reaction.

Come on. He wants to
announce it next week?

Yeah.

Okay, it's my policy.

He's sliding in.
Who knows?

He's... Yeah,
that feels like a slide.

This happens every time,
does it not?
Yes.

It's like Charlie Brown
and the football.
Yeah.

We're gonna have to
rewind this, okay?

Because I've got Dan
backgrounding it right now.

What? You asked Dan
to do that?

Yeah, I did.

I asked him
because of the whole
"Veep point two" thing.

"Two point me."
(GROANS)

The "Two point me" thing.

Now you have to call him
and tell him to stay quiet.

And you've got to go down
to that yoghurt store.

You didn't just roll
your eyes, did you?

No, ma'am.

'Cause it sure
looked like it to me.

I can't stand that
passive-aggressive stuff.

This whole day is
turning apocalyptic now.

Okay?
Okay.

DAN: Leon, hi.

Just right in here.

Okay, Dan, a very
obscure rendezvous.

So you either have
a very hot story for me,
or you're going to shoot me.

I have got a story for you.
Things are about to get
very Veep-tastic.

Mr. Egan.
Good to see you.
Anthony.

How are you, sir?

We are very excited about
the Vice President's visit
today.

As are we.
My son has named
a yoghurt after her.

Strawberry Selina.
It's very tasty.

Great name.
Who's this one?

Leon West, ma'am.
Washington Post.

Oh, we don't get the Post.

This is an old,
established family store.

And we spell yoghurt
with an "H" right there
in the middle.

I see that.
I'll make a note of it.

Hey, Dan.
You haven't been
picking up your phone.

Yeah, I've been
a little bit busy, Mike.

Hello, Leon.
Hi, Mike.

Mike, this is Anthony,
the owner of the store.

And his lovely mother Maria.

You have on a very sweaty shirt.

(LAUGHS) By golly, I do.
He does, yeah.

She speaks her mind.
She's 84.

No. I had you
pegged for 39, ma'am.

Mike is so good with facts.

We are both
very big supporters
of this administration.

We appreciate that.
Thank you.

Although it's not always easy.

A lot of taxes you guys impose.

A ton of taxes.
Hold on a second.

Those taxes are eating us alive.

Gobble, gobble.
This isn't officially...

If you'd excuse us
for one moment.

Dan, can I talk
to you for a second?
Just one second.

POTUS interruptus,
that's what I call it.
And I'm gonna tell him that.

Madam Vice President,
you can't go back in there
for future meetings.

What? No. Let me
tell you something.

You tell that
shit-for-brains
President...

Madam Vice President,
if you would listen to me
for just one moment.

No, I won't listen
to you for one second.

I'm not interested in...
Please be quiet!

The President
is experiencing
severe chest pains.

We just got word
from South Africa.

You need to get
to the West Wing
immediately.

Oh.

I'm so sorry.

Ma'am, if you could
just make your way
in this direction, please.

Where are we going?

We're gonna take you
to the White House
situation room.

Amy, are you here?
I am right by your side.

Wait, where is Gary?
Gary, are you here?
I'm right here.

I'm right here.
What the hell?
I'm with her.

SELINA: Should we run?

Leon West? Here?

That's the fucking
Beltway Butcher.

Have you told him
about Clean Jobs yet?

Yeah, you know what,
I was just about to,
shit stack.

Enjoy, gentlemen.

Oh, thank you.

We got Leon West here
and nothing to give him.

I've got plenty to give him.

No, you don't.

POTUS wants us to announce
Clean Jobs Task Force
next week when he's in town.

So you, my friend,
have your cock out
at a funeral.

Sprinkles.
Come on.

God.

Do you ever write about
yoghurt in your newspaper?

No, I don't.
I'm not a food writer.

What do you write?

I write about politics.

I'm interested in lobbying,
advocacy groups.

Do you know how yoghurt is made?

No, but I'm sure
it's fascinating.

Don't patronize me.

All right, you got it.

Oh, gentlemen.

Madam Vice President.
Yes?

These would need to be
dealt with pretty urgently

should the situation
become more serious.

We have a Captain Reynolds
of the USS Abraham Lincoln.

Aircraft carrier.
(SNEEZES)

He's expecting
a conference call
in about 15 minutes

with the President,
Secretary of State
and General Marsh.

Pentagon.

Could you step in
notionally?
Yes.

Thank you.
No problem at all.
Thank you.

Madam Vice President,
may I get you a cup
of coffee?

Oh, yes, thank you, Jonah.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Have you noticed how he's...

Yeah, he thinks I'm
about to be his boss.

Yeah, he's gonna
be the first to go,
by the way.

Okay.
Dead man walking.

Dan.
Yes?

Can I get a heads-up?
'Cause I'm standing over
here like a fucking meerkat.

Yes. The truth is I had
a huge story to give you.

It's just been back-burnered.

Oh, sorry.

No, no, listen.
Mike is on his way out,
all right?

Either he or his arteries
are gonna quit any second.

I'm the new face of
the Veep's office, okay?

I can bring you major scoops.

You can bring me major scoops?

Come on, I major in major.

Stop doing that.
I'm sorry.

Should I just put this
right here?

Yeah, just
put it down, okay?
Thank you.

Um...

If we could just
have some quiet, please.
Thank you very much.

JONAH: Quiet.

Ladies and gentlemen...

(CLEARS THROAT)

We come here today
in togetherness

and in hope, certainly hope,

for the swift recovery of
this great, great President

who has been a...

faultless GPS
in guiding our nation.

We stand here today
with courage in our hearts...

(COUGHS)

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Let us pray.

(GROANS)

Holy mother of God
and sweet Jesus Christ.

Where is she?
I apologize.

We'll have some information
soon for you, okay, Anthony?

And you know what? You guys
can just act naturally like
you'd normally act.

Great.
Brilliant normalizing.
I'm normal.

Yes, sir.
Where is she, Dan?
I don't know.

My balls are
comprehensively
busted here.

I'm down to my reserve pair.

Look, Mike, I've got Sue.

She's gonna call me
any second. Just give me
a fucking break.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
Bingo, Amy.
I guess I'll fill you in.

Amy, what the duck?

That screaming, falling sound

was my fucking patience
going out the window.

(CELL PHONE RINGS)
Sue?

Okay, Dan, listen up.
This is very important.

The Veep has gone
to the White House.

The President is
having a heart attack.

Dan, look at me
with your stupid eyes.

Stop talking to that man,
Dan. Stop talking to
that man and focus.

Sue, can you please
just repeat that part
one more time for me?

Selina is currently the most
powerful woman in the world.

And obviously you cannot
tell anyone this or she
will have you destroyed.

Understood?
Dan.

You have to give me
something right now.

Oh, fuck it,
it's gonna break anyway.

Yeah, as a matter of fact,
Selina Meyers...

Is gonna come here
in a second and order
Jamaican rum with sprinkles.

Okay, your working life just
got 80% more fucked! Okay?

From now on, you bleached,
plucked asshole,

I am your fucking
Siamese stalker.

Mike, always a pleasure
to see you be a stupid
asshole.

I'm hearing some language
that I don't like.

Yeah?
ANTHONY:
What are you saying?

Forget it.
No, wait a minute.
What are you saying?

What is he talking about?
Nothing. Nothing.

No, you guys live in
your own little world

with your heads stuck up
your Capitol Hill asses.

And you, you gay,
Irish fireman,
you're okay.

But you, you I do not like.

(WHISPERING)

SELINA: Amy.
Yeah?

If Gary is sick,
I'm gonna need
a temporary body man.

Sure. Oh, and I told Sue
to drop the yoghurt store.

I don't have room
in my head for yoghurt.

Madam Vice President,
we've been asked to tell you

that you may stand down,
the President is fine.

Well, that's terrific news.

Thank God.
Mmm-hmm.

Crossed wires.
POTUS just
suffered heartburn

after a traditional barbecue
at the state function.

Are you absolutely sure that...

No, the President is... Uh.

Back in charge of the GPS.

Super. Super.

Oh, and I'm sorry.
I just spoke to Mike.

Yup.

He said that you were needed
down at a yoghurt store.

It was something about
damage control.

Yeah.

It's been an honor to
serve such an accomplished
understudy, ma'am.

Are you gonna
take those with you?
What?

Oh, I'm sorry.
Should I give
that to you?

Thank you.
Here's a pen.

I'll put it back.
Do you want me
to put it here?

That's fine. Great.
Okay.

Thank you.
Thank you.

Bye-bye.

(SIRENS BLARING)

Ma'am, we spent a nice
afternoon bonding
with these owners.

They're lovely people.

A lot of the online guys
are still here.

Online? Are you serious?

Yeah.
It's much more relevant.

I've been telling Dan
this for years.

Wow, I do not feel good.
I feel bad.

You're kidding?

No.
Really? Like,
where does it hurt?

I don't know.
It's hard to define exactly.
Where did Gary's thing start?

His started,
like, in his stomach.

It did start in his stomach?
He lost color
right away, though.

And you still look...
MIKE: You look great.

Do I?
You look beautiful.

Thank you. Okay.

Yeah, but aren't
dairy products bad
for your stomach?

AMY: Well, you've got to
eat the yoghurt now.

I mean, there will be
cameras on you.

This is like
dairy DEFCON 1.
Yeah. Hi.

Madam Vice President,
this is Anthony Holland,

the owner of the store.
How do you do?

Madam Vice President,
welcome to Super Scooper.

Thank you.
Thank you so much.

I thought we'd do
the photo over here,
if that's okay.

Sure. Do you have any
Jamaican rum flavor?
(GAGS)

I'm sorry, I don't.

And I've also thrown out
all of the Strawberry Selina.

Oh.
It had a bad taste.

That's a shame to hear that.

All I have left is vanilla.

Okay.
I hope you like that.

That'll be fine.
Members of the media.

This is the media here.
Come on in, guys.

Just this?
MIKE: Yeah.

You guys will be right here.

Oh, that's fantastic.

Yeah, it would have been
better about two hours ago.

Amy, you're gonna need to...

Of course.

Amy.
Yup.

(CHAIR SQUEAKING)
I know, it's just stuck.

We're gonna do the picture?

MIKE: All right,
guys, get this shot.
It's real America.

Bite and smile.

Yeah? It's good, huh?
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.

MIKE: You know,
let's get one more.

(CAMERAS CLICKING)
AMY: Really quick.

I think you probably just one...

AMY: Yeah, yeah.
Are you okay?

Uh-huh.

Mmm.

(GAGS)
Can I get you something?

I think we got it, guys.
Take a step back.

I have to use
the bathroom
right away.

Can we use your bathroom?
No, I'm sorry,
my mother is in there.

She's 84.
She takes a while.

Okay, then we're
gonna go, but thanks.
Okay.

Madam Vice President,
are you gonna do
anything about taxes?

Yeah, I'm moving them down.

I don't know
where this is headed.

Okay, let's go this way, then.

Nice, we'll just move
to the car and get it...

That was moved quickly.

Oh! Ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh!

I can't...

Do you need to squeeze
my hand or something?

What's up?

Need help?

Okay.
I can't uncross my legs.

Yeah.
Oh, God. Okay. I get it.

Guys, we need a wall
around the Vice President.

No photos.
No clean photos.

(SELINA GROANS)
Here we go.

Here we go. Let's move.
Car's open. Door open.

Let's get her in.
Come on.

Oh, no. Is it locked?

It's open.
Here we go. We're good.

Get her in.
Dump her in there.

Be careful. Careful.

AMY: No one's judging.

SELINA: Don't come in.

Don't come in here.

Ma'am, I'm gonna...

I got to go with you,
ma'am, I'm sorry.

Just dive into it.
AMY: I have to.

Aw, shit.

AMY: Okay, get your ass in.
Come on.

All right, all right.
(SELINA GROANS)

You know what?
I could use a walk.
I'll meet you guys there.

SELINA: I can't
put on my seat belt.

AMY: It's fine.
Just stay there.

(SIRENS WAILING)

DAN: Where does Gary
put those wipes?
Oh, my God.

Whew.