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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:31,833 NOISE POLLUTION CONFERENCE 4 00:01:34,416 --> 00:01:37,250 The gardener used to reap, now he mows. 5 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:39,958 The woodcutter used to saw, now he cuts. 6 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:42,708 People used to read, now they channel-hop. 7 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:46,166 Lovers wrote to each other, now they call each other. 8 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:49,000 Horses used to gallop, now cars contaminate. 9 00:01:49,083 --> 00:01:51,291 Horns, alarms, 10 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:54,125 drills, lawnmowers, chainsaws, 11 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:56,625 neighbours, youths, I dunno. 12 00:01:56,791 --> 00:02:00,708 So, this is the biggest curse in our society: noise! 13 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:03,458 Noise that stresses us, attacks us, contaminates us! 14 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:05,833 This noise must be fought mercilessly. 15 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:11,333 Please, my friends. 16 00:02:11,416 --> 00:02:15,041 Thank me instead with a few seconds of pure and complete silence… 17 00:02:18,541 --> 00:02:19,625 Thank you! 18 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:15,916 Hey, my little Hubert, you're really breaking out, right? 19 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,500 You're giving us a flare-up of juvenile acne. 20 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:21,250 Hey, 13 is a good age… 21 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:23,208 Wait, don't move, 22 00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:27,333 I'll help you pop all of these little spots… 23 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,750 Wait, there you go… 24 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,625 Hang on, I'll be back. 25 00:03:37,666 --> 00:03:39,333 Mrs. Millard, it's Mr. Colle. 26 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:43,500 I've followed them for 48 hours. What do you want to know? 27 00:03:43,666 --> 00:03:46,375 Go from the start. What did they do last night? 28 00:03:46,541 --> 00:03:48,458 They hit the town! 29 00:03:48,541 --> 00:03:52,166 Limousine, prawns, indoor play… 30 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:55,375 In wild positions, okay, I get it. Let me talk to him. 31 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:57,333 Right now? 32 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,791 No, in two years, bell-end! 33 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:03,458 Sorry, little Chantal, did I hurt you? 34 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:05,125 Ready for the show? 35 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:07,291 Yes, the audience is waiting! 36 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,458 So? 37 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:13,958 But… 38 00:04:14,125 --> 00:04:16,416 Silk was invented just for you. 39 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:19,416 Soft, sensual, silent… 40 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:22,333 -Your present suits me well. -Wonderfully well. 41 00:04:22,416 --> 00:04:23,708 But actually… 42 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:26,500 I think I prefer you without it! 43 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:27,541 Strip-tease? 44 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:28,833 Please! 45 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:32,000 -Music? -No. 46 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:34,250 Just the rustling of the fabric on your skin 47 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:36,125 and our beating desires. 48 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:10,000 I think I've interrupted something! 49 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:11,083 I'm sorry, 50 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:14,375 I don't usually get close to my clients, but… 51 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:16,166 Who are you? What are you doing? 52 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,375 Your wife. 53 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:19,583 Don't worry, she knows everything. 54 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:22,708 Irène? How are you? 55 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:25,375 Shut up and listen to me, you son of a bitch! 56 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:27,583 You'll leave that bimbo immediately, 57 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:29,791 and immediately means right now. 58 00:05:29,958 --> 00:05:31,583 Don't even look at her. 59 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,333 I said stop looking at her! 60 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:35,250 Yes, sorry, darling. 61 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,333 Catch the first plane tomorrow morning. 62 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:40,458 And until then, Mr. Colle isn't going to let you off the hook. 63 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:42,458 -Mr. Colle? -It's me! 64 00:05:42,541 --> 00:05:45,125 If you disobey your beloved wife who, by the way, 65 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:47,791 owns the factory, the house and the cars, 66 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:49,958 that's it, unemployment without benefits, 67 00:05:50,041 --> 00:05:53,166 and the cold, cold streets: homeless, JSA, job centre, okay? 68 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:55,583 Yes, no, darling, I can even… 69 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:57,125 No, you can't. 70 00:05:57,291 --> 00:06:01,166 Poor idiot, go to beddy-byes with Mr. Colle 71 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,333 who'll leave you when you're on the plane. 72 00:06:03,416 --> 00:06:06,291 And until then, hold your horses. 73 00:06:07,791 --> 00:06:09,333 Yes, hello, darling? 74 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:14,000 -What did she say? -Nothing, really! 75 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,125 I don't agree! She said lots of things. 76 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:19,041 Can you leave us alone for five minutes? 77 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:20,458 I have nothing to hide. 78 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:22,416 Aren't you ashamed of being a vulture? 79 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:23,750 Ah, not at all! 80 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:25,166 I love photos. 81 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:27,541 Hey, could you both pose for me? 82 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:29,375 So, is that a no? 83 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:32,750 I get it, my wife is the same, she hates it! 84 00:06:32,916 --> 00:06:34,458 Get the paparazzi out of here… 85 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:37,875 Yes, that's right. Got it? Let's go! Get out of here! 86 00:06:37,958 --> 00:06:39,416 -After you. -Get out! 87 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,833 Listen, be reasonable, or I'll call my client! 88 00:06:41,916 --> 00:06:43,166 What do you say? 89 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:44,458 -Yes, because I… -Yeah. 90 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:48,125 So, we might as well avoid an open war, don't you think? 91 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,208 A divorce is something to think about! 92 00:06:53,375 --> 00:06:56,458 It's strange being so close to a subject! 93 00:06:57,541 --> 00:06:59,833 No, please, come on, let's go, come on! 94 00:06:59,916 --> 00:07:01,791 -One more time. -No, please! 95 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:03,333 Come on, we're off! 96 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:04,750 See you soon! 97 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:10,375 Slight backlighting, a hateful look! Excellent! 98 00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:16,333 Hello, sir. Thank you. 99 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:30,541 I'm going to have a quick look at the cameras. 100 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:33,083 Don't board without me, okay? 101 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:00,541 Please. 102 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:02,583 I know, Bernard, I know 103 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:05,500 but still prepare the demonstration for the Koreans. 104 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:08,458 Seoul? Do you think I've got time to go to Seoul? 105 00:08:08,541 --> 00:08:09,666 I don't know, er… 106 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,041 get them to come to Paris. 107 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:15,208 Here, it's for you. 108 00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:17,833 The woman over there gave it to me. 109 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,166 Ah, thank you. 110 00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:26,750 8 p.m., my place! 111 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:50,125 Here you both are five weeks ago in Deauville. 112 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,833 It was taken with an Angenieux 250. 113 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,958 Do you see it? The velvet of the faces is beautifully nuanced 114 00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:58,250 and the definition's amazing too! 115 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:00,208 Look at the shot! 116 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:04,208 You can even tell the time on the offending lover's watch. 117 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:07,958 Wow, I can even make out the second hand 118 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:09,833 but I'm a professional! 119 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:15,541 That's Roseline, my wife! 120 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:17,000 She's beautiful, right? 121 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:19,291 Don't you care? 122 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:21,416 The captain and his crew… 123 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,791 Is this your seat? 124 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:27,250 It's okay, don't worry. Excuse me. Thank you. 125 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,125 Sorry! Oops! 126 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:32,791 Sorry, at first I was at the back 127 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:35,500 but there was someone with their leg in a plaster 128 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:37,458 so the air stewardess… 129 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:43,333 There are often empty spaces on planes, have you noticed? 130 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,708 Not really, no. 131 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:49,083 I mean… planes are rarely full, I dunno… 132 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:51,958 Maybe it's a question of weight, you know. 133 00:09:52,041 --> 00:09:53,250 Well, it's funny. 134 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:54,625 Sorry… 135 00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:57,041 The book you've got, it's… 136 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:59,666 I'm the author of the book. 137 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,083 Piche, Gérard Piche. 138 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:06,125 No, because I'm an expert in the perfect crime, 139 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:09,166 so my techniques are obviously very different. 140 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:12,833 It goes from poison to poisoning in a trapped fishing pit 141 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,625 or a monstrous lawnmower 142 00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:17,166 or even drowning by hanging. 143 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,333 Do you know what I'm called in this world? 144 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,083 The master of the last breath! 145 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,541 It's funny, right? 146 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,041 Yeah, okay. 147 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:29,166 You're right, it's… maybe it isn't funny. 148 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,958 Because right now, I'm… 149 00:10:31,541 --> 00:10:33,250 I'm a little down. 150 00:10:33,416 --> 00:10:35,833 As I'm a little down, I try to keep hoping… 151 00:10:35,916 --> 00:10:38,583 Couldn't you keep quiet? I'd like that! 152 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,291 It's a very good thriller. 153 00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:47,000 Sorry, I didn't say that because it's my book 154 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,750 but it's really, really good. 155 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,666 Actually, I write to pay the bills. 156 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,416 I kill for a living, if you get what I mean! 157 00:11:12,916 --> 00:11:16,083 -Another croissant? -Thanks, they're delicious. 158 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,250 So, did you like it? 159 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,375 A lot. 160 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:22,458 Choking the obese guy with an airbag was very effective. 161 00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:24,250 It's modern and even silent! 162 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:25,958 And hygienic! 163 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:28,041 Hygiene is very important in a murder. 164 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:31,125 A good murder is a clean murder! 165 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:34,250 Personally, I'm against this gory debauchery, 166 00:11:34,416 --> 00:11:35,291 with blood and… 167 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:36,583 Tell me, Mr. Piche, 168 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:39,125 in the 86 crimes you've made up… 169 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,833 How many culprits have been caught? 170 00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:43,166 Ah, none, sir. 171 00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:45,208 -None? -None! 172 00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:48,791 With me, they're always crimes with no murderer or no victims. 173 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:49,875 Yeah. 174 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:52,875 You see, I'm more interested in love stories. 175 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:55,666 I'm actually a big romantic… 176 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:58,125 -That's lovely… -Shall we go to the toilet? 177 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:00,333 -Sorry? -Come… 178 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,583 Look, this is my thing. 179 00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:10,166 Super silent toilets! 180 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,750 An idea with a bright future. 181 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:15,250 With eight billion people, imagine the noise! 182 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,500 Have you seen it? 183 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:19,416 -Oh yes, three stars. -Yes, in the health guide. 184 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:23,708 And three stars is… the Legion of Honour for toilets. 185 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,666 Now, look at my invention: 186 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,416 the soundproof valve with laser turbo pressure. 187 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:34,250 Less than five decibels compared to the competition's 15. 188 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:35,583 Well? What do you say? 189 00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:37,708 Well, I'd say it's impressive. 190 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,916 Could be, yes. 191 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,166 Look, personally, noise doesn't bother me. 192 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,333 No, I find it rather reassuring. 193 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:45,541 -Go on, please, try it. -Why not? 194 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,416 I'm inviting you. 195 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,208 You're very kind, Mr. Piche. 196 00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:55,375 Would you write for me? 197 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,291 Do you want to order a book? 198 00:12:58,375 --> 00:12:59,708 Affirmative! 199 00:12:59,791 --> 00:13:01,583 Er, can you tell me what genre? 200 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,375 A crime novel. 201 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:06,125 I have the initial idea, the setting, the characters! 202 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,125 I thought you were in the toilet world. 203 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:11,458 American diversification. Does that ring a bell to you? 204 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,166 I want to go into publishing 205 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,375 and you will be my first author. 206 00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:18,208 Well, why not? I've always dreamed of being the first! 207 00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,166 Do you know why I love books? 208 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,916 Because they're silent: zero decibels! 209 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:26,583 Look, when a book makes noise, it's rather a good thing! 210 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:31,875 I'm not joking, Mr. Piche. I'm not joking. 211 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,208 Wouldn't you prefer a romance novel? 212 00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:38,708 -I have one ready! -No, I want a perfect crime. 213 00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:40,750 Yes, but you've come at a bad time! 214 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,708 And yes, I've moved on, 215 00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:45,125 and I've just written my last crime novel. 216 00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:47,291 -Make way for love. -Ah, love! 217 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,125 Shush. 218 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,291 Come on, 75,000! 219 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,458 25,000 on order, 25,000 on delivery 220 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,666 and 25,000 if the crime is truly perfect. 221 00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:01,625 How much did you say? 222 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,666 Irène? Darling? Are you home? 223 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,166 Annie! 224 00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:32,083 Where's Madam? 225 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,166 She's collecting soil for the babies. 226 00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:49,583 I want to apologise to you. 227 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,416 I was wrong. 228 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,458 I've left that woman now. She meant nothing to me, you know. 229 00:14:54,541 --> 00:14:55,791 It was just a fling. 230 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:58,291 A fling or not, fire that little secretary 231 00:14:58,458 --> 00:14:59,750 with plastic tits tomorrow. 232 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,208 I'm warning you: the next error, so to speak, 233 00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:04,125 you're on your own without a penny! 234 00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:06,000 I made a mistake, you can't… 235 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,416 You're about as loyal as a flock of lice. 236 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,666 You're too nice with your dick, poor Robert. 237 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,166 I have to take measures, do you understand? 238 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,041 I have to, you made me do it, 239 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:16,791 so this is an ultimatum! 240 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,291 I'll freeze-dry you. If you have a secret child 241 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,125 I'll freeze you ad-vitam doberman! 242 00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:23,375 -Ad aeternam! -Yeah, you understood me! 243 00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:25,625 Look, I got you a new member of the family. 244 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:28,875 Yes, your weed is sick, you're trying to kill them all! 245 00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,083 Mr. Piche? 246 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:53,000 -Sorry? -Are you really Gérard Piche? 247 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,333 Er, yes! 248 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,083 Mr. Millard sent me. 249 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,000 Oh, right, okay. 250 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,083 Well, er, come in, er… 251 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,416 Hello. 252 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,875 Well, come in. 253 00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:07,791 -Sorry. -Excuse me. 254 00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:08,958 Right, come in. 255 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,125 Sorry, excuse me. 256 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,500 Yeah, excuse me. Sorry about the mess, I… 257 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,333 I've been working all night… 258 00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:21,750 Oops, sorry… 259 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,500 -Sorry. -Here, this is for you. 260 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,166 Thank you. Wow. 261 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,875 I was waiting for these documents with a kind of… 262 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,291 Anyway, I'm happy as I can start my story 263 00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:34,166 because I was stuck on my "starting blocks" as we say… 264 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,833 -This is also for you. -Wait… 265 00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:38,541 Can you hold the vase? Sorry. 266 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,583 I'm sorry. 267 00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:44,375 -I'll put it here. -Okay. 268 00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,625 -Would you like a drink? -No, thanks… 269 00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:47,916 A coffee? 270 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,958 -A coffee, okay. -A coffee! 271 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,875 I've got… no more coffee. 272 00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:00,875 Some tea? 273 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,416 Tea, okay. 274 00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:05,208 I've… got no tea either. 275 00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:08,708 Actually, that means I haven't got a lot, I… 276 00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:09,750 I've got nothing. 277 00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:11,750 Don't worry, I've got to go. 278 00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:13,916 Ah, wait! 279 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,791 I need to give you the manuscript for my love story. 280 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,458 -Hang on. I'll get it. -Okay. 281 00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:22,541 Here, it's… it's for Mr. Millard! 282 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,250 He said he'd help me with publishing. 283 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,916 -Here. -Do you write romances? 284 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,291 Yes! It's my first one. 285 00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,291 -Miss? -Latour. 286 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,375 Eve Latour. 287 00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:33,750 -Bye. -Bye. 288 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,375 Hello, go on. 289 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,250 How's business, shitty Casanova? 290 00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,625 Ah, is it you, darling? 291 00:17:59,791 --> 00:18:01,041 Well, is it done? 292 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,750 Actually, she's late this morning. I… 293 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,500 You've got one hour, Robert. 294 00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:08,416 Ah, she's here now! Don't hang up. 295 00:18:11,416 --> 00:18:13,583 Mission accomplished, boss. 296 00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:16,875 File delivered by hand, the guy is quite cute… 297 00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:20,041 Listen, Miss Latour, let's stop this comedy, 298 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:23,416 forget the past and from now on, you're no longer part of the team. 299 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,000 Finish your work and you're free to go. 300 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:28,208 -Sorry? -Finish your work. 301 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,166 Then go to accounting. Understood? 302 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,458 Robert, it isn't funny! 303 00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,166 Please address me formally! 304 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,791 -Are you joking? -Not at all! 305 00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:38,833 I was certainly wrong to mix work and shagging, I'm sorry! 306 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,083 Shagging? 307 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,500 Yes, shagging! 308 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:44,416 You'll receive redundancy payment, and as a result, 309 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:47,166 you can claim benefits. You may leave now! 310 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,333 Do you call what we have "shagging"? 311 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:52,041 You may leave, Miss Latour. 312 00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:56,916 Did you like it? 313 00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:01,916 Now, work on exploitation, it'll stop you thinking with your dick! 314 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:04,958 You're funny. 315 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,500 See you tonight, honey! 316 00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:09,708 Eve! 317 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:13,625 Eve! Eve! Eve! 318 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,291 Tell me, Bernard… 319 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,333 Yes, Mr. Millard? 320 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,916 What car have you got? 321 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,791 A pink Twingo, why? 322 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:29,791 Darling, it's me. 323 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:33,375 -There's nothing left to say, Robert. -Yes… Eve. 324 00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:35,291 Tell me you didn't believe all that? 325 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,791 -Shouldn't I? -No! Well… 326 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,500 My wife was on the phone and… 327 00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:42,250 Listening to it all! 328 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,541 That show was for her! 329 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,708 She pressures me. I had to improvise… 330 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,916 It made me sick but she had to believe it. 331 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,791 -Do you get it? -I've cried all day. 332 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,416 Oh no, darling. It's done, I'm here now. 333 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:55,958 Don't worry. Soon all of this will be in the past. 334 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,250 Your wife scares you. 335 00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:59,750 -You'll never leave her. -Don't you trust me? 336 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:02,666 I'm sick of waiting in the shadows, loving you like this. 337 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:07,875 Shh! Soon we'll be a real couple. I promise you. 338 00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,833 I have a little present for you. 339 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,333 Italian designer, unique piece. 340 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,333 It costed me… well, I'll tell you… 341 00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:16,041 How about we get it on? 342 00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,666 No, not today, no! 343 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,291 But when? 344 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:23,500 Soon… When we're a real couple, darling! 345 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,208 Here's your present! 346 00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:02,125 Yes, this synthetic glass which is only 100 microns thick 347 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:05,541 can be used as either an insulating glass surface like this, 348 00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:11,375 or as laminate soundproofing on opaque walls, or both, obviously. 349 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,875 There. Listen to this silence. 350 00:22:15,916 --> 00:22:17,416 Beautiful, right! 351 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,958 -It's for you. -Who is it? 352 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,208 A personal call. 353 00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:22,416 Sorry, yes? 354 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,375 Piche on the phone. I've finished. 355 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:26,375 Perfect! I'll send you my secretary. 356 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:34,291 Ah! It's you? 357 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:36,208 Yes, I managed to get out. 358 00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:39,250 Great… Would you like a drink? 359 00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:41,125 No, thanks! Go on, I'm listening. 360 00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:42,291 Right. 361 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:48,375 The action takes place in three periods: attract, subdue, strike! 362 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:59,291 That's it! Done and dusted! 363 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:03,250 His wife is slowly but surely sinking in the mud in the middle of the pond. 364 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,833 Very good. 365 00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:06,500 Ah, it's… 366 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,666 No, it's impressive, it's… 367 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:12,000 And this is just the summary of the plot. 368 00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:13,958 You'll see, the crime is flawless. 369 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,416 Truly perfect? 370 00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:16,916 Unquestionable! 371 00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:20,083 However, I have a feeling that I've… 372 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,583 -I've got some… -Go on, there's an answer. 373 00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:24,791 Why hypnotise the victim to sleep? 374 00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:26,875 No traces, no evidence, no clues. 375 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:31,000 Yes, of course. But if falling asleep isn't enough? 376 00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:34,250 At worst, he'll start it with a dose of Drathotal, 377 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:37,083 a drop of Nilium, which puts anyone to sleep, you know. 378 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:40,250 And why go for silting? 379 00:23:40,416 --> 00:23:43,000 No blows, no hole. No holes, no violence. 380 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:46,500 No violence, no murderer, three points to a successful murder. 381 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,625 No witness, no trace, no body. 382 00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:53,708 I considered all your geographical, human and interpersonal factors. 383 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:59,125 You asked me for the perfect crime… Here you are! 384 00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:04,666 A woman sinks into the mud while doing the gardening. 385 00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:06,416 Mundane, great. 386 00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:09,833 Is the body in the mud? 387 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,125 Dark humour. 388 00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:15,125 Right! I'll read it all in detail and I'll let you know. 389 00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:16,916 And "I Love You"? 390 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:19,958 What? 391 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,000 Er… 392 00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:23,333 My romance novel! 393 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,875 Didn't your secretary give it to you? 394 00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:29,291 I forgot. I'll try to read it as soon as possible. 395 00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,708 Here… 25,000 Francs. 396 00:24:31,791 --> 00:24:33,708 The last payment when I've read it. 397 00:24:33,791 --> 00:24:34,791 Bye, Piche. 398 00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:42,875 I'm listening. 399 00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:46,250 I'll get to the point. I want to learn the basics of hypnosis. 400 00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:47,791 Why, Mr. Millord? 401 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,375 Millard… Robert Millard, with two L's. 402 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,500 You haven't answered. 403 00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:57,583 Well, actually, it's for a prank. 404 00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:00,916 Do you think hypnosis is a joke? 405 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:03,708 Well, I mean, like everyone does, really. 406 00:25:03,791 --> 00:25:06,166 I don't believe in it at all, really. 407 00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:10,250 How much time have you got, Mr. Miller? 408 00:25:11,416 --> 00:25:12,958 Er.… Mill… 409 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:17,083 Three days. I want to learn in three days. 410 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:20,500 That's short, especially if you don't believe. 411 00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:27,083 I can quickly teach you hypnosis, but while you're hypnotised. 412 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:30,416 That won't work on me. 413 00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:35,208 You're falling asleep, Mr. Millourd. 414 00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:39,000 Why are you falling asleep? 415 00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:42,625 Because I'm… my eyelid is stuck… 416 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,250 and I can't open it… 417 00:25:47,041 --> 00:25:48,791 Right, relax. 418 00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:52,041 You're completely relaxed and totally safe. 419 00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:53,791 Cool. 420 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:59,041 You'll let yourself be guided by my voice. Cool? 421 00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:00,833 Cool. 422 00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:06,250 Right… I'll teach you what you want to know 423 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:11,791 but first, take out your cheque book. Cool. 424 00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:15,666 Here. 425 00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:17,625 Go on, write, 426 00:26:17,791 --> 00:26:20,333 cool… go on. 427 00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:22,166 Five… 428 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:27,875 Zero, zero, zero. 429 00:26:29,208 --> 00:26:30,291 One more! 430 00:26:38,791 --> 00:26:39,791 Yes? 431 00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:41,083 Mr. Piche? 432 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,875 Eve Latour! 433 00:26:43,750 --> 00:26:47,333 I read "I Love You", I wanted to congratulate you! 434 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:49,250 Did you like it? 435 00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:50,750 It's wonderful. 436 00:26:50,833 --> 00:26:55,958 When Jean and Fanny are separated by the militia, it's touching! 437 00:26:56,041 --> 00:26:58,000 When Jean waits for Fanny at the beach 438 00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:01,791 and she rushes to throw herself into his arms, it's really emotional. 439 00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:03,750 Hello, are you there? 440 00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:07,375 Yes, and the magical moment when the boat leaves without her, 441 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:09,833 without him, with nobody, did you like it? 442 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,166 I loved every word. 443 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,416 You made me dream, Mr. Piche. 444 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,500 I'm still coming back from it all. 445 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,291 It's a story I wanted to write for a long time… 446 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:21,500 Sorry, one moment, don't go. 447 00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:26,333 It's me, darling! 448 00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:28,208 What do you want? I'm going out. 449 00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:30,666 In two days, I'm taking you to Venice, okay? 450 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:35,875 With the detective and your wife on the gondola? No, thanks! 451 00:27:36,041 --> 00:27:38,875 It's almost sorted. In two days, Mr. Colle is finished, 452 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,083 my wife won't move and I'm taking you. 453 00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:43,875 -You'll never tell her, Robert. -Two days. 454 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:50,833 Mr. Piche? Are you there? 455 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:51,875 Yes! 456 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:54,458 Am I disturbing you in the middle of creating? 457 00:27:54,625 --> 00:27:55,625 Ah, no. 458 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:58,666 I'm on the computer, but a little break is always good. 459 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,375 I'll let you work. 460 00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:03,291 Hopefully see you soon, and well done. 461 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:07,916 Thanks a lot, bye. 462 00:28:22,291 --> 00:28:24,291 Happy anniversary, Irène. 463 00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:36,208 -You've gone all out! -All out for an amazing woman. 464 00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:08,750 Let's toast with heels, like at our wedding. 465 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:11,041 Yes, like our wedding night. 466 00:29:18,916 --> 00:29:20,000 Here, darling. 467 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:29,833 Alea jacta peste! 468 00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:31,375 Est, darling, est. 469 00:29:31,458 --> 00:29:33,458 Yes, you know what I mean. 470 00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:38,000 We'll finish it before dinner. 471 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:40,166 At the table or in bed? 472 00:29:46,791 --> 00:29:49,291 -Music! -Music. 473 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:43,708 Sorry, but the fatigue, the alcohol… 474 00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:46,333 Don't be sorry, I like it when you laugh. 475 00:30:46,416 --> 00:30:49,916 Where did the bottle go? Wow, this champagne is great… 476 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,750 Yes. Drink, darling, drink, relax. 477 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,541 Relax. 478 00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:00,166 You're relaxed. 479 00:31:01,416 --> 00:31:03,791 It's funny, I'd never noticed. 480 00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:06,166 What, honey? 481 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:09,000 Well… One of your eyes is smaller than the other. 482 00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:13,625 It's true, I'm telling you one eye is smaller than the other. 483 00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:15,166 Okay, that's enough. 484 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:18,541 Ah, if you'd made me laugh all the time… 485 00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:21,166 Oh, I suddenly feel knackered. 486 00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:24,333 Yes… Let go, darling, let go. 487 00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:28,250 Hey, since when are you interested in hypnosis? 488 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:31,583 Hypnosis? 489 00:31:31,666 --> 00:31:35,166 Yes, I found a book on hypnosis 490 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:38,000 when I was going through your things. 491 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,875 No, it must be Annie's. She's strange at times! 492 00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:45,666 Look at me well, that's it. Only my voice counts now. 493 00:31:46,458 --> 00:31:50,958 You're tired, you've had a long day. 494 00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:56,458 -Repeat after me: I'm relaxed. -I'm relaxed. 495 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,958 -Cool. -Cool. 496 00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:02,166 Let yourself go. My voice is your friend, 497 00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:04,166 your eyelids are heavy, very heavy, 498 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:06,041 you're closing your eyes. 499 00:32:07,916 --> 00:32:09,916 Good, you're floating on clouds. 500 00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:14,250 My voice is the only link between the reality that disappears… 501 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,666 Disappears. 502 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:19,208 Lift your right arm! 503 00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:21,000 Right! 504 00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:24,625 Higher! Even higher! 505 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:27,833 Left arm! 506 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,166 Stop! 507 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:33,708 Open your eyes! 508 00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:36,458 Cool. 509 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:41,666 It's working. It's working. 510 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:46,625 Stay here and don't move, I'll be back. 511 00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:58,291 Are you still asleep, my love? 512 00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:00,666 Lower your arms! 513 00:33:01,625 --> 00:33:03,041 Here! 514 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,291 Get up! 515 00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:10,708 Are you still dependent on my voice? 516 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,458 Stop! 517 00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:18,375 Are you okay? 518 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,125 Are you okay? 519 00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:26,541 Yes, really cool! 520 00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:28,416 I'm going to miss you, you know. 521 00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:32,666 Your tender looks, your sweet words, your little details every day… 522 00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:35,833 -Are you going to miss me? -Yes, Robert. 523 00:33:36,625 --> 00:33:38,250 Shame. 524 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:41,208 Now, to start, give me your diamond necklace. 525 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:46,416 Now I'll speak to you with this little radio and you'll obey me… 526 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,333 You'll see how funny it is! 527 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:52,041 Take off that lovely dress and put on your overalls. 528 00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:53,375 Right, my slug? 529 00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:55,333 Impossible! 530 00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:57,041 Why? 531 00:33:57,125 --> 00:33:59,750 I gave them to Emmaüs this morning! 532 00:33:59,833 --> 00:34:01,083 And your boots? 533 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:04,791 The boots… 534 00:34:05,625 --> 00:34:07,416 The boots too. 535 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,750 Have you bought more overalls? 536 00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:11,958 No. 537 00:34:12,041 --> 00:34:13,500 Are you mocking me? 538 00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:15,041 A six-plate dress. 539 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,625 Right, well, let's go! 540 00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:19,541 Go to the garden! 541 00:34:21,166 --> 00:34:22,541 Very good, cool… 542 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:24,583 Perfect. 543 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,458 Go towards the pond. Cool. 544 00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:32,083 Relax, don't worry, I'm here. 545 00:34:32,708 --> 00:34:34,916 Now, go towards the small bridge. 546 00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:36,791 Received, tadpole? 547 00:34:37,416 --> 00:34:38,833 Cool. 548 00:34:38,916 --> 00:34:41,041 I like it when you're obedient. 549 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,666 Great, you're the perfect guinea pig. 550 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,291 Turn around. 551 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,083 Don't move. 552 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,708 Good, can you hear me? 553 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,250 -Loud and clear. -Good. 554 00:34:57,416 --> 00:34:59,625 When I say jump, you jump! 555 00:34:59,791 --> 00:35:00,916 Received? 556 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,583 Yes, Robert. 557 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:05,958 Goodbye, my ex and hello, toads. 558 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,208 Jump! 559 00:35:14,041 --> 00:35:16,125 What's happening, what are you doing? 560 00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:20,791 Hello, what's happening? Answer me! 561 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:24,625 I'm floating, Robert. I'm floating. 562 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:26,666 Well, move! Do something! Move! 563 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,500 Cool. 564 00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:30,291 Yeah, right, cool. 565 00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:33,250 I can't because of my dress. 566 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,541 What about it? 567 00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:37,666 It's like a hot air balloon! 568 00:35:47,791 --> 00:35:50,375 It's Millard, you need to come here right now! 569 00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:51,833 What's the emergency? 570 00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:54,125 There's a big problem in your story. 571 00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:56,541 -Come and fix it right now! -Why not tomorrow? 572 00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:59,708 It's tomorrow. It's half past midnight. You've got 30 minutes. 573 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:02,541 I'm coming. You're a trooper, you know! 574 00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:10,750 I don't understand. It was all perfect, the volume, the weight, the mass, 575 00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:14,125 the friction percentage of a 100% cotton outfit, 576 00:36:14,666 --> 00:36:18,000 the average resistance of mud in Western Europe. 577 00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:20,166 Weighed against the sludge in the boots, 578 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:22,375 she'd go in under two minutes. At first… 579 00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:26,625 But, more so, what do you do if she doesn't sink to the bottom? 580 00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:28,791 There's a woman asleep in a lake! 581 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,666 Asleep, Piche, not dead! 582 00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:33,333 It must be finished, we must finish the job. 583 00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:34,833 So? Tell me your ideas. 584 00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:38,291 -The three parts. -Yes, of course. 585 00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:40,125 No body, no tracks. 586 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:41,833 -No tracks, no… -Murder, yes. 587 00:36:41,916 --> 00:36:43,833 No murder! Yes, I know. 588 00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:46,208 Carry on! 589 00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:49,750 Three solutions: fire, concrete, acid. 590 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:53,041 Acid is dangerous to work with, you can see fire. 591 00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:55,916 I'd be more for concrete, 592 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,708 but we'd need to find two tonnes of it. 593 00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:01,541 It isn't easy to find two tonnes of concrete. 594 00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:04,625 And then you have to make it, it'd need to be quick-setting. 595 00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:08,541 French concrete works for that, I was researching it to write a… 596 00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:10,208 Thanks, Piche, that's enough! 597 00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:13,958 Sorry to bother you, I like solving problems quickly. 598 00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:14,916 Yes. 599 00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:18,791 Oh no, I haven't had eight hours sleep, 600 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,583 my eyelids are drooping, you know? 601 00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:22,375 Yeah, have a nice Sunday! 602 00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:45,458 Mr. Millard! Mr. Millard? 603 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:53,583 Sorry, the garden, the house, the pond, it's funny, it's like in my book. 604 00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:54,958 -Really? -Yes. 605 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:57,916 A little bit more middle-class, but it's very similar. 606 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:58,916 Maybe, yes! 607 00:37:59,083 --> 00:38:01,000 -So what? -Fiction… reality… 608 00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:02,500 I'm not sure. 609 00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:04,541 Me too, I'm so tired. Goodnight, Piche! 610 00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:08,333 It's funny, I feel like I've been cheated here. You've used me. 611 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:09,833 You've been paid, leave me. 612 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,791 But that was it, your so-called order? A murder! 613 00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:14,541 A murder! That's a harsh word. 614 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:17,791 What? I want the truth, the whole truth. 615 00:38:17,958 --> 00:38:20,375 -I'm listening! -Stop shouting! I'm fragile. 616 00:38:20,458 --> 00:38:23,000 I'll stop shouting when I know the truth. Come on! 617 00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:25,541 Okay, Piche, I give up! 618 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:27,375 Anyway, it's better like this. 619 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:29,666 Yes, I tried to kill my wife… 620 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:33,500 She ruined my life for years and I couldn't put an end to it. 621 00:38:33,583 --> 00:38:36,083 Anyway, I'm not fit for these types of things. 622 00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:39,166 I tried but… I can't. 623 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,375 Please understand me… 624 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,583 I don't know where I stand now. 625 00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:46,208 I'm tired of lying and pretending, 626 00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:48,416 I'm sick and tired, Piche. 627 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,500 If… I'm… 628 00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:54,666 I'm a killer on the loose, I'm just a monster. 629 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,250 Please don't leave me. 630 00:38:56,916 --> 00:38:58,000 Help me. 631 00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:01,333 She must be stiff, poor thing! 632 00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:03,458 Don't worry, she loves mud baths. 633 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,375 She spends a fortune on them. 634 00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:06,666 Oh, right. 635 00:39:07,291 --> 00:39:09,750 When you rang me, I thought it was about my book. 636 00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:11,666 -Your book? -Yes, the romance one. 637 00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:15,583 -Ah, yes! "I Love You Before". -No, "I Love You", haven't you read it? 638 00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:18,416 I'm a little down, you know, I don't read when I'm sad, 639 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:20,791 but I'm getting better. I swear I'll read it. 640 00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:22,750 Stop lying, it'll clear your head. 641 00:39:22,833 --> 00:39:24,750 -Lift her feet. -Yeah. 642 00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:27,625 -Come on. -Wait. 643 00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:28,916 Her legs! 644 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,083 Don't push. 645 00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:34,416 Come on, wake up. 646 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:36,458 She can't sleep like that for 100 years! 647 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:37,583 Let me do it. 648 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:43,208 Mrs. Millard, I'm talking to you now. 649 00:39:43,291 --> 00:39:46,625 I'm going to count to three, then open your eyes. 650 00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:48,041 It's really easy, huh. 651 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:51,333 One, two, three, open. 652 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:52,750 Yeah, really easy. 653 00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:55,250 Mrs. Millard! You're hearing my voice. 654 00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:57,666 I'm sure you're hearing my voice! 655 00:39:57,750 --> 00:39:59,916 I'll count to three. 656 00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,750 One, two. 657 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,125 -Three! -Three! 658 00:40:03,916 --> 00:40:05,250 We're in deep shit. 659 00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:06,666 Yeah, speak for yourself! 660 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:08,500 Darling! Wake up, darling! 661 00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:12,791 Come on, wake up. 662 00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:14,375 -Wait! -Oh, no! 663 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:16,291 -Mrs. Millard! -Wait! 664 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,166 Darling? 665 00:40:21,666 --> 00:40:23,125 Your remote doesn't work. 666 00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:25,458 It's like walking to a terminal! 667 00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:35,750 Is your hypnotist far away? 668 00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:37,791 Wagram Square. Of course, at this time! 669 00:40:38,916 --> 00:40:40,250 Go and wake her up there. 670 00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:42,291 Maybe he can wake her up! 671 00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:50,291 Piche, thanks again. 672 00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:51,458 Goodnight! 673 00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:43,500 Have I woken you up? 674 00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:45,083 Yes. 675 00:42:45,916 --> 00:42:47,041 48 hours have passed. 676 00:42:47,125 --> 00:42:49,000 It's you and me now, as promised! 677 00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:51,166 I was in the middle of a dream, Robert. 678 00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:54,541 Reality is even better. See you at mine at 9 p.m. 679 00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:56,541 Your place? And your wife? 680 00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:59,083 At 9 p.m! See you later, baby. 681 00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:10,416 Did you have a good night? 682 00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:12,416 I didn't get a wink! 683 00:43:14,166 --> 00:43:15,666 My wife has left. 684 00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:18,666 In my job, there are no timetables. 685 00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:21,166 She got tired of spending every night alone. 686 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,000 She only left me the fridge. 687 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,375 What are you doing here? 688 00:43:29,666 --> 00:43:31,125 Well, I wanted to know: 689 00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:35,750 does Mrs. Millard prefer mud baths or concrete baths? 690 00:43:35,916 --> 00:43:37,416 Well done, anyway, 691 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:40,708 your toilets are just as silent as an accused minister. 692 00:43:40,791 --> 00:43:42,416 You're photogenic, you know. 693 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:44,333 With a 200, your wife in the mud, 694 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:47,458 you're amazing, really here! 695 00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:52,083 Look. It's a bit gritty because of the enlargement! 696 00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:55,416 Mud's really good for you, it keeps you young. 697 00:43:56,375 --> 00:43:58,500 50,000 for the shot! 698 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,875 With its negative, semi-matte and 699 00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:05,791 and velvety print… coaster included. 700 00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:07,208 I mean, it's a great deal. 701 00:44:09,208 --> 00:44:11,083 It'll be hard to get Roseline back. 702 00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:12,375 Yeah, I understand. 703 00:44:12,458 --> 00:44:15,041 Come to mine at 6 p.m., I can go to the bank. 704 00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:17,166 I'm off, I've got other clients to see. 705 00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:19,125 -Mr. Colle? -Yes? 706 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,166 Shit! 707 00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:30,083 What a nightmare. 708 00:44:30,916 --> 00:44:33,750 God, my head hurts. 709 00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:37,708 Who are you? What do you want from me? 710 00:44:37,791 --> 00:44:39,958 Do you take coffee with or without sugar? 711 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,041 The midget! He tried to cement me! 712 00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:48,416 Then you'd never be found, neither in the foundations or in the lake. 713 00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:51,541 Killing me for our 15th anniversary, the bastard! 714 00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:52,916 What will you do now? 715 00:44:53,083 --> 00:44:56,000 Eye for eye, concrete for concrete, we'll blow him up. 716 00:44:56,166 --> 00:44:57,250 What do you mean, "we"? 717 00:44:57,750 --> 00:45:00,291 Well, you've worked for him, now you'll work for me. 718 00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:02,083 Get an idea to make him disappear. 719 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:04,875 -I'll pay you good money. -No way. 720 00:45:04,958 --> 00:45:07,666 How much did he give you? For my head? 721 00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:08,875 Er, 50,000. 722 00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:11,375 50 grand? Son of a bitch! 723 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:13,166 I'll give you a hundred 724 00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:15,291 for the same job, but finished. 725 00:45:15,375 --> 00:45:16,750 No, are you hallucinating? 726 00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:18,291 No, personally, I can't… 727 00:45:18,375 --> 00:45:20,958 Personally, shut your mouth! 728 00:45:21,041 --> 00:45:23,916 Because personally, you aren't in a position to refuse 729 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,875 and personally, don't make me get nasty. 730 00:45:27,041 --> 00:45:28,500 Right, let's be serious. 731 00:45:28,583 --> 00:45:31,416 You deal with your husband and you forget about me, okay? 732 00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:33,625 What are you doing? Who are you calling? 733 00:45:33,708 --> 00:45:34,833 The third eye! 734 00:45:36,791 --> 00:45:39,375 -Mr. Colle. -Yes, Mrs. Millard? 735 00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:41,666 Yes, can you come and see Mr… 736 00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:42,791 Mr. What? 737 00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:45,375 -Piche. -Mr. Piche. 738 00:45:45,458 --> 00:45:46,625 I'm on my way. 739 00:45:50,666 --> 00:45:51,958 Sorry. 740 00:45:54,958 --> 00:45:56,916 Mrs. Millard. I was behind the door. 741 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,333 -Did you hear our conversation? -Yes. 742 00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:02,000 For 50,000, I'd be happy to blackmail Mr. Piche. 743 00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:06,291 What? But… I save your life and this is how you treat me? 744 00:46:06,458 --> 00:46:08,583 You have to cooperate! There's no choice! 745 00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:10,916 He's bluffing, you'll lose your 50,000. 746 00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:12,875 Accomplice in an attempted murder… 747 00:46:13,541 --> 00:46:15,083 And next? When… 748 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:16,708 When I get you out. 749 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:19,125 End of a roll! No more Pelloch! Sorry! 750 00:46:21,708 --> 00:46:25,791 Sorry, it's not that I don't trust you but I prefer to count it. 751 00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:32,875 It's fine. 752 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:37,625 -Here's the negative. -Did you only get one shot? 753 00:46:37,791 --> 00:46:39,875 No, do you want to see the others? 754 00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:42,583 They're not as nice, they're yours for 10,000. 755 00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:45,333 I mean, you pay the price for night work. 756 00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:47,458 If by chance we have to get a divorce, 757 00:46:47,541 --> 00:46:49,000 it'll be really expensive. 758 00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:50,791 Well, anyway! 759 00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:53,500 Here, you in the garden, 760 00:46:53,583 --> 00:46:55,250 you near the boat, 761 00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:58,000 you and Mr. Piche, moving the body. 762 00:46:58,083 --> 00:47:01,000 It's easy, there are 24, so 240,000 in total. 763 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:02,375 The negatives. 764 00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:05,291 I almost forgot. 765 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:10,791 Perfect, would you like a drink? 766 00:47:11,333 --> 00:47:13,000 Always on duty! 767 00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:15,458 I'm a funny guy, right? 768 00:47:16,666 --> 00:47:18,208 I like good professionals. 769 00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:19,875 And I like good clients. 770 00:47:20,041 --> 00:47:22,208 You know, I wrote four letters to Roseline. 771 00:47:23,291 --> 00:47:25,083 In one I got sick of making rhymes. 772 00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:27,750 Not many words rhyme with Roseline. 773 00:47:27,833 --> 00:47:29,250 Yes, there are lots… 774 00:47:31,166 --> 00:47:32,708 I've thought! 775 00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:36,166 -Ice? -No, dry. 776 00:47:37,583 --> 00:47:38,833 Has she got a lover? 777 00:47:39,791 --> 00:47:41,958 I can't got any cash, do you mind? 778 00:47:42,041 --> 00:47:43,250 Yes, a cheque. 779 00:48:03,625 --> 00:48:05,500 Feeling tired, Mr. Colle? 780 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:08,000 Don't you like whisky? 781 00:48:09,416 --> 00:48:10,958 It's the heat. 782 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:14,250 Artists can't stand the heat 783 00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,000 just as much as killers. 784 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,333 You haven't answered me. 785 00:48:21,625 --> 00:48:23,666 Do you think my wife has a lover? 786 00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:25,708 I'm not the professional stalker here. 787 00:48:25,791 --> 00:48:29,166 With all my work, I don't have time to sort my marriage out. 788 00:48:29,250 --> 00:48:31,125 -Here you are. -Thank you. 789 00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:32,208 You're welcome! 790 00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:36,416 Honestly… 791 00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:06,666 Robert? 792 00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:11,000 Robert? 793 00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:21,083 PICK UP! 794 00:49:23,666 --> 00:49:24,875 It's me. 795 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,583 Where are you? 796 00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:27,833 It's all ready. 797 00:49:27,916 --> 00:49:30,166 Come to my magical garden party. 798 00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:32,458 -Where? -Follow the arrows. 799 00:50:09,416 --> 00:50:11,125 Did you like the path? 800 00:50:11,708 --> 00:50:13,958 Flowers, dress, jewels, who would complain? 801 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,708 -Why such a big show? -To celebrate my freedom. 802 00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:20,791 To show you actions speak louder than words! 803 00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,375 More promises? 804 00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:27,166 Come… follow me. 805 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,083 Come and see. 806 00:50:35,083 --> 00:50:37,958 -What's this? -My wife's bonsai collection. 807 00:50:38,041 --> 00:50:39,875 Impressive, right? 808 00:50:40,041 --> 00:50:43,166 Here, look at these little pampered, dressed up trunks, 809 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:46,125 all their little leaves watered drop by drop 810 00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:48,083 to gain that enviable green. 811 00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:50,458 It's a true family. 812 00:50:50,541 --> 00:50:53,208 This is Luc and Hubert. 813 00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:56,583 So blue for boys, pink for girls, of course. 814 00:50:56,666 --> 00:50:58,541 And Julie. Say hello, Julie. 815 00:50:58,625 --> 00:50:59,958 She's gorgeous, Julie. 816 00:51:00,833 --> 00:51:02,166 Julie's had an accident. 817 00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:04,125 Anaïs too! 818 00:51:05,291 --> 00:51:09,000 Charlotte, Emilie, she's been a real pain in the arse with all this. 819 00:51:10,541 --> 00:51:13,125 The boys as well! Oops! 820 00:51:13,208 --> 00:51:18,041 François, Sébastien and the others, too! 821 00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:20,250 I've been waiting ten years to do this! 822 00:51:20,416 --> 00:51:21,541 Do you believe me now? 823 00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:24,416 Where's your wife? On holiday? 824 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,125 I killed her. 825 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:29,333 Yes, I hypnotised her, drugged her and buried her. 826 00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:31,416 Exit Mrs. Millard. 827 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,250 And what's next, Mr. Millard? 828 00:51:34,875 --> 00:51:38,083 Do we have enough time to make love before the dragon comes back? 829 00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:47,833 Welcome to my secret world where no one has stepped foot 830 00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:49,916 and where no noise will annoy us. 831 00:51:51,333 --> 00:51:54,416 My isolated, soundproof privacy, 832 00:51:55,125 --> 00:51:58,083 where only the beating of our hearts will echo in harmony. 833 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:00,625 -Robert. -Shh. 834 00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:02,375 Not a word… 835 00:52:43,416 --> 00:52:44,958 The phone, Robert! 836 00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:47,666 -Oh, no. -Maybe it's your wife. 837 00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:49,500 It'd surprise me. 838 00:52:51,125 --> 00:52:52,000 Wait. 839 00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:54,541 Yes? 840 00:52:54,708 --> 00:52:56,875 No, I can't tell you anything, Mr. Millard. 841 00:52:56,958 --> 00:52:59,958 No, I can only say that this is very risky for us. 842 00:53:00,041 --> 00:53:02,916 Yes, I'm currently in a cabin in a northern district. 843 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,750 Yes, you need to come right now. 844 00:53:05,833 --> 00:53:06,791 Wait. 845 00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:08,083 -The address. -Oh, yes. 846 00:53:08,166 --> 00:53:11,375 You need to write the address. Write it down, for God's sake! 847 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:13,833 -Is that okay? -Good. 848 00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:17,041 What a face! Was it really your wife? 849 00:53:17,125 --> 00:53:19,208 No, it was work, the Koreans. 850 00:53:19,291 --> 00:53:21,958 They need me now, if I don't go, I lose clients and… 851 00:53:22,041 --> 00:53:24,333 Have a bath, I'll be an hour, wait for me. 852 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:26,541 I can come with you. I can wait in the car. 853 00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:29,541 It's complicated as it is, it's better if I go alone. 854 00:53:29,625 --> 00:53:31,166 Wait for me, I'll be one hour. 855 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,250 Don't worry, just one hour. 856 00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:35,625 My keys… Have you seen my keys? 857 00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:39,291 Didn't you leave them upstairs? 858 00:53:40,041 --> 00:53:41,750 Maybe… One hour. 859 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,333 Obviously. 860 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:30,416 So, what's up? 861 00:54:31,458 --> 00:54:34,208 As one of my characters would say, we're in the wrong. 862 00:54:34,291 --> 00:54:37,166 We've joined the dark side, in one word, we're in trouble. 863 00:54:37,250 --> 00:54:38,250 We need to get out! 864 00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:40,500 I don't understand this at all. 865 00:54:40,583 --> 00:54:42,041 What trouble? What dark side? 866 00:54:42,125 --> 00:54:43,750 I took the detective down! 867 00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:45,416 Mr. Colle? So what? 868 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:48,125 He saw and photographed it all to blackmail you. 869 00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:51,041 Yeah, I paid him, I gave him 250,000 Francs! 870 00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:53,625 He won't have time to enjoy them, I got rid of him. 871 00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:55,458 That guy never leaves his prey. 872 00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:58,041 -He blackmailed us both. -How did you kill him? 873 00:54:58,125 --> 00:54:59,791 -Gently. -What? 874 00:54:59,958 --> 00:55:01,416 Crushed in his car. 875 00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:02,750 Perfect! 876 00:55:03,291 --> 00:55:04,625 Really crushed? 877 00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:08,125 I wish I'd been there. And why did you call me? 878 00:55:08,625 --> 00:55:10,541 I need to move the scrap metal from the press… 879 00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:13,458 There's a crane, but my problem is that I'm small. 880 00:55:13,541 --> 00:55:15,875 No, Piche, you're a real pain in the arse! 881 00:55:24,708 --> 00:55:27,541 -Right, where is it? -On the left. 882 00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:29,416 He came here without being wary? 883 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,708 Yes, just like you! 884 00:55:30,791 --> 00:55:31,708 What? 885 00:55:31,791 --> 00:55:33,125 Nothing, nothing. 886 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:36,916 Where's the block? 887 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,708 Er, over there, I think. 888 00:55:42,041 --> 00:55:43,375 Irène… 889 00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:47,791 Does it throw you for six, seeing me alive and kicking? 890 00:55:48,458 --> 00:55:50,458 Here we go! 891 00:55:51,125 --> 00:55:52,875 Reverse slowly! 892 00:55:53,541 --> 00:55:54,541 Reverse! 893 00:55:56,083 --> 00:55:57,666 It's… Irène. 894 00:55:58,166 --> 00:56:00,500 It's… She's nice. 895 00:56:00,666 --> 00:56:01,708 Come on! 896 00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:03,791 She threatened to go to the police 897 00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:06,708 for helping to murder her. I couldn't do anything! 898 00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:12,166 Carry on! 899 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:14,208 Keep going! 900 00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:17,875 Go on, keep going. 901 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,625 -Ah, no. -Stop! 902 00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:24,125 No, darling, you aren't going to… 903 00:56:24,208 --> 00:56:25,083 Oh, yes, 904 00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:27,708 I'm clearly going to squash both of you! 905 00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:29,791 What? Wait! I wasn't warned, madam. 906 00:56:29,875 --> 00:56:32,208 "No witnesses, no body. No body, no murder." 907 00:56:32,291 --> 00:56:33,583 You said it! Sorry. 908 00:56:33,666 --> 00:56:36,416 Darling, it's a misunderstanding. I can explain… 909 00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:39,583 Zilch, zero, nothing! Bollocks. 910 00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:42,583 You tried to bury me, I was drowning in the mass! 911 00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:43,666 No, darling! 912 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:46,083 Madam, let me out, please! 913 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:47,250 Madam! 914 00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:51,291 No, darling! 915 00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:53,166 Please, no! 916 00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:55,083 -I beg you! -Madam! 917 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,166 Ah, no! 918 00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:00,833 -No! -Robert, stop… Do something! 919 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000 What are you doing? 920 00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:05,083 The blow-up doll is always ready to do extra hours! 921 00:57:05,166 --> 00:57:07,291 Great, it's a whole family affair! 922 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:08,958 He's right, why are you here? 923 00:57:09,041 --> 00:57:10,416 No, darling, forgive me! 924 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:11,958 I still love you lots. 925 00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:14,250 I made a mistake with this little slut. 926 00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:16,208 She asked me to get rid of you. 927 00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:17,916 -Robert? -Shh, I'm negotiating. 928 00:57:18,083 --> 00:57:19,791 You'll explain on the other side! 929 00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:21,541 Right… Have a nice trip! 930 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:23,041 No! 931 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:41,958 Shit! 932 00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:47,916 Me! Let me through, I'm the smallest! 933 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,750 -Me! -No, let me. 934 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:54,333 Don't move! The ride isn't over yet! Get in the car. 935 00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:00,916 -No! -Please! 936 00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:05,000 Mrs. Millard, stop! It isn't a perfect crime, 937 00:58:05,083 --> 00:58:07,458 I saw the flash! A photo of you with a gun, 938 00:58:07,541 --> 00:58:10,208 that'll get you 15 years! Mrs. Millard, please. 939 00:58:11,375 --> 00:58:14,125 Irène! Get me out of here, I want to live! 940 00:58:14,833 --> 00:58:18,458 Oh, my little Bobby, are you scared? Are you melting down? 941 00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:22,416 Irène, I'm innocent, I love you. It wasn't me, it was them! 942 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:23,750 What? 943 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:25,458 Just like that, you hate her? 944 00:58:25,541 --> 00:58:27,708 Of course I do! 945 00:58:27,791 --> 00:58:30,250 It was purely sexual, but… 946 00:58:30,333 --> 00:58:32,541 -And still… Sexual charity! -Robert! 947 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:34,833 Prove to me you aren't lying. 948 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,666 What? How? 949 00:58:36,833 --> 00:58:39,916 Strangle her! Grab her by the throat! 950 00:58:44,291 --> 00:58:46,125 You… Aren't going to do that? 951 00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:49,375 Come on! What are you waiting for? 952 00:58:50,458 --> 00:58:52,583 Sorry, Eve! I'm really sorry. 953 00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:53,875 -Don't! -Stop! 954 00:58:53,958 --> 00:58:55,708 -Let go! -What are you doing? 955 00:58:55,791 --> 00:58:57,166 What are you doing? 956 00:58:58,833 --> 00:59:01,041 That's enough, let go! 957 00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:02,708 Awful! 958 00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:04,375 Get out! 959 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,083 Yes, darling. 960 00:59:08,625 --> 00:59:10,458 Both of you, not a word, okay? 961 00:59:10,541 --> 00:59:12,250 -Yes, okay! -Stay there. 962 00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:14,458 Okay, don't get angry. 963 00:59:17,666 --> 00:59:18,791 She hurt me. 964 00:59:18,875 --> 00:59:20,958 It gets the blood flowing! Let's go home! 965 00:59:21,666 --> 00:59:22,875 He tried to kill me! 966 00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:25,583 Don't worry, everything's under control. 967 00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:28,791 Wait, you've forgotten something! Madam! 968 00:59:29,958 --> 00:59:30,875 Wait! 969 01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:23,666 It's good to talk. A real eye-opener. 970 01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:24,666 We're even! 971 01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:26,875 -Yes. No grudges? -No more low blows? 972 01:00:27,041 --> 01:00:29,208 No, loyalty and trust! 973 01:00:29,291 --> 01:00:31,000 Yes, we forget everything and… 974 01:00:31,083 --> 01:00:32,458 And start from scratch. 975 01:00:40,833 --> 01:00:42,791 -I couldn't stop her. -Oh, no! 976 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:45,833 She went crazy, when I got back it was too late! 977 01:00:45,916 --> 01:00:48,791 Robert, look… 978 01:00:51,375 --> 01:00:52,916 Ah, no! Irène! 979 01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:04,208 Right, well, I'll leave you, have a good night! 980 01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:07,250 If you don't mind… 981 01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:09,375 I feel a bit silly asking you this, 982 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:12,541 I've had an awful night, I'm really distressed, I… 983 01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:13,666 I'd like to… 984 01:01:13,750 --> 01:01:17,875 Could you sleep at mine tonight, if you don't mind? 985 01:01:17,958 --> 01:01:20,333 Oh, right… yes. 986 01:01:20,416 --> 01:01:23,583 Of course, no problem, if it'll help you. 987 01:01:23,666 --> 01:01:24,541 Thanks. 988 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:28,916 Yes, it'd be a great pleasure for me to help you. 989 01:01:29,416 --> 01:01:30,375 Thank you. 990 01:02:04,166 --> 01:02:06,083 These croissants are delicious… 991 01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:09,208 Don't you think the shape of croissants is really original, 992 01:02:09,291 --> 01:02:11,000 it's true, it's funny, the curve. 993 01:02:11,083 --> 01:02:13,208 I'd love to meet whoever invented them. 994 01:02:13,291 --> 01:02:15,583 You've got an appetite, it's nice to see… 995 01:02:15,750 --> 01:02:17,916 Apart from your strong love for croissants 996 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,666 and your talent as a romance author, 997 01:02:20,833 --> 01:02:22,083 I know nothing about you… 998 01:02:22,166 --> 01:02:23,458 Oh, talent… 999 01:02:23,625 --> 01:02:25,500 I don't know, 86 crime novels, 1000 01:02:25,583 --> 01:02:27,541 one neglected romance novel. Why? 1001 01:02:28,208 --> 01:02:30,291 I'm good at crimes, it's like that! 1002 01:02:30,375 --> 01:02:34,125 Not at all! You're made for… for dreams, 1003 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,583 exoticism, romance… 1004 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:39,750 I sent it to every publisher in Paris and no one wanted it… 1005 01:02:39,916 --> 01:02:41,875 You need to hang in and keep going. 1006 01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:46,333 Your love story is fabulous, you have a unique style… 1007 01:02:46,416 --> 01:02:49,166 You're not at all the author of those airport novels, 1008 01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:54,083 I'm sure you're an amazing, sensitive guy… 1009 01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:55,250 Yes. 1010 01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:57,833 -Sensual. -Exactly! 1011 01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,166 Unpredictable… 1012 01:03:01,041 --> 01:03:02,000 Sorry. 1013 01:03:02,166 --> 01:03:03,458 And also emotional! 1014 01:03:04,958 --> 01:03:07,625 Excuse me, I'm sorry. 1015 01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:09,541 Shit. 1016 01:03:12,708 --> 01:03:14,083 Really, I… 1017 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:15,875 Don't worry. 1018 01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:26,708 In fact, you're… You're a rare species. 1019 01:03:30,125 --> 01:03:33,833 Can I… Can I ask you something really personal? 1020 01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:35,916 Of course. 1021 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:39,333 I'd really like to kiss you. 1022 01:03:40,041 --> 01:03:41,083 Really? 1023 01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:43,000 On the mouth, if I can. 1024 01:03:46,583 --> 01:03:47,583 Are you there? 1025 01:03:48,166 --> 01:03:51,375 Hello, it's me. I know you're there… 1026 01:03:52,541 --> 01:03:54,541 Answer me, you know, I'm going… 1027 01:03:56,625 --> 01:04:00,666 Sorry, I'm used to being really direct with women, 1028 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:02,583 I hope you weren't taken aback. 1029 01:04:08,666 --> 01:04:11,208 Yes, it's me again, pick up! 1030 01:04:11,291 --> 01:04:13,791 -Darling, what's the matter? -I'll kill that bitch! 1031 01:04:13,875 --> 01:04:16,916 -Did you take your tranquillisers? -Yes, twice. 1032 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,916 Come on, we said it was in the past. 1033 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,291 No grudges, not worth going over it again, 1034 01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:23,875 come on, calm down, come here. 1035 01:04:23,958 --> 01:04:25,000 And my babies? 1036 01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:27,916 I'll buy you some smaller, new ones, dwarf bonsai. 1037 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,333 -All little bonsai? -Little, new, cute ones. 1038 01:04:31,416 --> 01:04:34,375 They have to be under warranty, brand new and green. 1039 01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:35,625 Of course, I promise. 1040 01:04:35,708 --> 01:04:37,750 I won't leave you alone again, it's over. 1041 01:04:37,833 --> 01:04:38,958 Robert? 1042 01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:40,000 Yes, chicken? 1043 01:04:40,083 --> 01:04:41,750 Do you know what I'd like? 1044 01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:43,416 Tell me, treasure! 1045 01:04:43,916 --> 01:04:47,000 -You'll say I'm stupid. -No, darling. 1046 01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:49,083 A… teddy bear. 1047 01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:51,458 Don't move, I'll get it! 1048 01:04:55,166 --> 01:04:57,958 -A big teddy. -A big one. 1049 01:05:24,666 --> 01:05:26,250 Eve? It's me, Robert. 1050 01:05:26,833 --> 01:05:28,291 I've brought you your car! 1051 01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:33,041 We need to talk. Open, I've got the keys! 1052 01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:36,375 Where does she park? 1053 01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:38,125 Just outside! 1054 01:05:38,208 --> 01:05:40,708 Thanks for the service! Bye. 1055 01:05:40,791 --> 01:05:41,833 You're welcome. 1056 01:05:51,750 --> 01:05:56,000 So, this is you in action and this is him in the scrapyard. 1057 01:05:56,083 --> 01:05:57,166 Do you want them? 1058 01:05:57,958 --> 01:06:01,833 A husband almost turned into a statue is expensive, especially in 18 x 24. 1059 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,750 My husband isn't inside. 1060 01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:07,958 Ah, do you want me to do it again in infrared 1061 01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:09,833 so you can see their crushed bones? 1062 01:06:09,916 --> 01:06:12,541 There'll be less contrast but it'll be more expensive. 1063 01:06:13,250 --> 01:06:14,625 Shit. 1064 01:06:14,791 --> 01:06:16,083 Listen… 1065 01:06:17,125 --> 01:06:19,833 Last night, I found out that Roseline has a lover. 1066 01:06:19,916 --> 01:06:22,541 6 feet tall, an IQ of 12, 1067 01:06:23,208 --> 01:06:25,333 but a great right hook. 1068 01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:28,083 So, it's really not the time to be an ass. 1069 01:06:29,041 --> 01:06:29,958 Roseline? 1070 01:06:30,041 --> 01:06:31,375 She's my wife! 1071 01:06:31,708 --> 01:06:33,041 Good for you! 1072 01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:37,708 -What's he doing here? -I was telling madam that… 1073 01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:40,250 -You aren't dead. -Get out. 1074 01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:42,000 Right, I'll get going. 1075 01:06:42,625 --> 01:06:44,291 Darling, is this okay? 1076 01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:47,166 It's beautiful and so soft! 1077 01:06:47,250 --> 01:06:49,041 Mine too, touch it. 1078 01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:55,875 Are… you tired? 1079 01:06:56,625 --> 01:06:58,416 No. I'm thinking of that bitch 1080 01:06:58,500 --> 01:07:01,375 who ruined our marriage and killed my babies. 1081 01:07:01,458 --> 01:07:03,375 I'm thinking of the awful psychopath 1082 01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:05,750 who doesn't deserve to breathe air… 1083 01:07:28,125 --> 01:07:29,166 Thank you. 1084 01:07:41,041 --> 01:07:43,041 One, two, three! Go! 1085 01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:33,250 No! 1086 01:09:33,416 --> 01:09:34,750 What's up? 1087 01:09:35,416 --> 01:09:36,583 Don't move. 1088 01:09:38,458 --> 01:09:39,708 An African wasp. 1089 01:09:40,625 --> 01:09:43,833 It jumps on everything that moves, its bite is deadly! 1090 01:09:45,541 --> 01:09:46,750 What shall we do? 1091 01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:50,291 Wait, it'll come to me! 1092 01:09:54,708 --> 01:09:57,958 Three minutes. You can't move for three minutes. 1093 01:09:58,708 --> 01:09:59,958 Do you see it? 1094 01:10:00,041 --> 01:10:02,166 -Yeah. -Where is it? 1095 01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:05,916 -It's above the curtains. -What's it doing? 1096 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:07,041 Looking at us. 1097 01:10:19,666 --> 01:10:21,333 -Gérard. -Yes? 1098 01:10:21,416 --> 01:10:23,125 I've got pins and needles. 1099 01:10:23,791 --> 01:10:26,250 Just wait 45 seconds. 1100 01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:42,916 That should do the trick. 1101 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,000 What's the matter? 1102 01:10:44,083 --> 01:10:46,125 -They've tried to kill us. -Who? 1103 01:10:46,208 --> 01:10:47,916 -Robert and his wife. -What? 1104 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:51,583 "Tropical Bites", dark crime collection, number 34, 1105 01:10:51,666 --> 01:10:55,000 desert rattlesnake for the man, African wasp for the woman. 1106 01:10:55,083 --> 01:10:56,250 My crime was perfect. 1107 01:10:56,333 --> 01:10:58,416 But they're completely mental. 1108 01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:01,000 Luckily, we're dealing with amateurs. 1109 01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:30,125 Well, another publisher who says no without reading it! 1110 01:11:30,666 --> 01:11:32,875 You know "Love Story" was rejected 18 times. 1111 01:11:32,958 --> 01:11:33,958 Eighteen times? 1112 01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:01,541 Are you sure they're going on holiday? 1113 01:12:01,625 --> 01:12:03,125 Yes, they've got the tickets. 1114 01:12:03,208 --> 01:12:04,875 And us? What do we do? 1115 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,791 Listen, I've thought about it… 1116 01:12:08,333 --> 01:12:11,916 All of this violence, jealousy, and hatred, we've gone too far! 1117 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,416 Yes, are you chickening out? 1118 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:15,875 No, we have to act like adults. 1119 01:12:15,958 --> 01:12:17,583 Invite them to dinner, then! 1120 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:19,083 Why not? 1121 01:12:19,583 --> 01:12:22,333 We need to move on and go back to how we were! 1122 01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:26,416 Yes, how we were… like before. 1123 01:12:26,583 --> 01:12:28,708 I prefer the murder option! 1124 01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:31,041 Can we play it out in this set? 1125 01:12:33,125 --> 01:12:36,291 Okay! You win, we have dinner. 1126 01:12:36,916 --> 01:12:38,083 You lose, we kill them. 1127 01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:40,458 I'll serve first. 1128 01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:50,750 Are you ready, darling? 1129 01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:54,000 Ready to move on, absolutely. 1130 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,666 You've thought about it… 1131 01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:01,000 There's no other solution, right? 1132 01:13:01,083 --> 01:13:02,541 Come on, let's go. 1133 01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:03,708 Let's go. 1134 01:13:05,375 --> 01:13:07,375 Wait, I forgot the flowers. 1135 01:13:31,333 --> 01:13:33,583 Sorry, I know you're waiting for guests, 1136 01:13:33,666 --> 01:13:35,250 but have you got two minutes? 1137 01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:36,666 No problem. Come in. 1138 01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:38,166 -Can I? -Of course. 1139 01:13:47,166 --> 01:13:50,416 Obviously, the shot isn't perfect, but at 65 feet… 1140 01:13:50,583 --> 01:13:52,041 You know what this is… 1141 01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:53,916 So? 1142 01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:56,875 You know, Mr. Colle, this is all in the past. 1143 01:13:57,041 --> 01:14:00,666 Yes, but a double attempted murder is worth 100,000. 1144 01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:02,916 Mr. Colle, listen to what my wife says. 1145 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,708 Do you know who this little party is for tonight? 1146 01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:09,541 -For them? -Precisely! 1147 01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:13,750 Take off your gear, sit down and have a glass of champagne 1148 01:14:13,833 --> 01:14:16,000 while I make your last cheque. 1149 01:14:16,083 --> 01:14:18,375 -A cheque? Did you say… -Your redundancy. 1150 01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:20,458 Including your social security, 1151 01:14:20,541 --> 01:14:23,041 your annual leave and your pension… 1152 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,333 Darling, serve our friend while I do it. 1153 01:14:26,083 --> 01:14:27,833 He'll sort it out for you. 1154 01:14:44,166 --> 01:14:45,208 Well, thank you. 1155 01:14:45,291 --> 01:14:46,583 I'll accompany you. 1156 01:14:51,875 --> 01:14:53,333 Well, thanks for everything. 1157 01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:55,708 -Have a safe trip. -Thanks. 1158 01:14:55,791 --> 01:14:57,541 Hey, how's your wife? 1159 01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:00,208 Ah, didn't I tell you? 1160 01:15:02,375 --> 01:15:04,958 Both her and her lover, suddenly dead. 1161 01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:08,166 No fuel in a microlight at an altitude of 4,000 feet, 1162 01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:09,375 it's unforgivable! 1163 01:15:09,458 --> 01:15:10,875 It's awful. 1164 01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:16,333 Yes, it's the dark crime collection, number 67. 1165 01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:18,750 Yes, it's all in the past for me too. 1166 01:15:18,833 --> 01:15:20,625 -Mr. Colle? -Yes? 1167 01:15:21,166 --> 01:15:22,291 Take care. 1168 01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:23,791 Oh, I thought so too. 1169 01:15:34,083 --> 01:15:35,416 I'll open my present. 1170 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:36,708 -Go on, go on. -Yes. 1171 01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:41,666 Oh, some matchsticks? 1172 01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:42,708 Extra large! 1173 01:15:42,791 --> 01:15:45,000 -Oh, candles. -Floating! 1174 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,625 For your romantic dinners. 1175 01:15:46,791 --> 01:15:48,708 Right, my turn. 1176 01:15:53,041 --> 01:15:54,375 A drum… Amazing! 1177 01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:56,333 -Go on, play it! -Can I? 1178 01:15:56,416 --> 01:15:59,416 -Of course. -Well… Okay. 1179 01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:05,291 A visual drum. Pleases the eye without noise! 1180 01:16:05,458 --> 01:16:07,541 -Ah, it's poetic! -Wonderful! 1181 01:16:07,708 --> 01:16:08,833 What's this? 1182 01:16:08,916 --> 01:16:11,500 It's happiness in its purest state. May I? 1183 01:16:13,583 --> 01:16:16,375 It's funny, having Christmas in the middle of July. 1184 01:16:16,541 --> 01:16:18,541 Yes, it's funny, right? 1185 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:23,375 Right… here we go. 1186 01:16:39,416 --> 01:16:42,000 It's the silent song. 1187 01:16:42,083 --> 01:16:43,583 My ghost… 1188 01:16:43,666 --> 01:16:46,041 My quest… my Grail. 1189 01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:49,291 And to finish, the highlight of my "Decibel-free Christmas" kit! 1190 01:16:49,375 --> 01:16:51,791 Look, actually, listen. 1191 01:16:54,916 --> 01:16:58,791 A velvet, synthetic plastic stopper which drains fermented fumes! 1192 01:16:58,875 --> 01:17:00,666 A party, but in silence! 1193 01:17:02,916 --> 01:17:04,666 Let's drink, my friends. 1194 01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:06,375 A glass. 1195 01:17:07,458 --> 01:17:08,833 Two glasses. 1196 01:17:10,541 --> 01:17:11,875 After two glasses, honey? 1197 01:17:12,041 --> 01:17:13,583 Three glasses. 1198 01:17:15,083 --> 01:17:16,416 After three? 1199 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:17,833 Four glasses? 1200 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,041 It's in there. 1201 01:17:20,791 --> 01:17:22,416 Let's drink, my friends. 1202 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:25,000 Let's drink to feelings that unite men and women. 1203 01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:27,833 I love feelings because they're silent. 1204 01:17:27,916 --> 01:17:31,375 Let's love in silence and forget the burning past, 1205 01:17:31,458 --> 01:17:33,500 forget the sound of grudges! 1206 01:17:33,583 --> 01:17:37,666 This toast is for the calm of bodies and the harmony of souls. 1207 01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:40,375 -To us! -To us! 1208 01:17:41,291 --> 01:17:43,791 -Chin, chin. -Sh. 1209 01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:45,125 Please! 1210 01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:46,666 Face to face. 1211 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:53,416 Come, Eve, I want to show you something. 1212 01:17:56,375 --> 01:17:59,125 Well, your flowers are beautiful. 1213 01:18:00,083 --> 01:18:01,458 Thank you. 1214 01:18:01,541 --> 01:18:04,375 The captivating smell of exotic flowers. 1215 01:18:10,583 --> 01:18:11,625 Great speech! 1216 01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:12,833 Thank you. 1217 01:18:12,916 --> 01:18:15,500 No, I'm happy to see you… 1218 01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:17,750 -Happy again, you can say it. -That's it. 1219 01:18:17,833 --> 01:18:21,041 Actually, between you and I, I can tell you now, 1220 01:18:21,125 --> 01:18:23,666 this affair was weighing me down. 1221 01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:28,500 Lies, hotels, promises I couldn't keep… It wasn't for me! 1222 01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:32,083 Especially as your wife is… truly… 1223 01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:33,083 Strong? 1224 01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:34,750 -Yes. -Yeah, you could say that. 1225 01:18:34,833 --> 01:18:36,583 Strange and strong! 1226 01:18:36,666 --> 01:18:40,250 Funnily enough, I don't like weak ones, they're usually loud. 1227 01:18:40,333 --> 01:18:42,791 It's true, weakness is quite loud. 1228 01:18:43,458 --> 01:18:46,416 I thought you were weak… I was wrong. 1229 01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:48,916 I thought you were strong and I was right. 1230 01:18:59,041 --> 01:19:00,750 My new babies! 1231 01:19:00,833 --> 01:19:02,208 Ah, they're lovely! 1232 01:19:02,291 --> 01:19:04,375 They're still young, but in a few months, 1233 01:19:04,458 --> 01:19:06,875 I'll try mating them for the first time. 1234 01:19:06,958 --> 01:19:08,125 Can I have one? 1235 01:19:08,208 --> 01:19:10,375 Of course, darling, you're so cute. 1236 01:19:10,458 --> 01:19:11,833 That's kind, thank you. 1237 01:19:12,458 --> 01:19:15,375 You and Gérard make a really good couple. 1238 01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:18,208 -You don't hate me for… -Not at all, actually… 1239 01:19:18,291 --> 01:19:20,750 All of this has brought Robert and I closer. 1240 01:19:20,833 --> 01:19:23,375 He's calmer, he's sweeter, 1241 01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:26,125 he's… he's more… 1242 01:19:26,208 --> 01:19:27,583 He's less… 1243 01:19:27,666 --> 01:19:28,750 Even better! 1244 01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:31,708 Yes, even better. 1245 01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:40,500 A little bit more. 1246 01:19:40,583 --> 01:19:44,541 So, you're going on holiday to get a tan? 1247 01:19:44,625 --> 01:19:47,666 Exactly. We're going to the islands for a fortnight. 1248 01:19:47,833 --> 01:19:50,333 The islands? Aren't they a bit noisy 1249 01:19:50,416 --> 01:19:53,291 with all the coconut trees, waves and tourists? 1250 01:19:53,375 --> 01:19:58,250 No, there are no tourists, just the sea, my wife and myself. 1251 01:19:58,333 --> 01:19:59,333 Your wife? 1252 01:19:59,416 --> 01:20:01,750 -Didn't Mr. Colle tell you? -No! 1253 01:20:01,833 --> 01:20:04,208 -Gérard proposed to me. -And? 1254 01:20:04,791 --> 01:20:07,541 Well, she said yes, she's already got the ring. 1255 01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,208 It's true, I said yes. 1256 01:20:10,875 --> 01:20:13,416 We're going to get married on holiday. 1257 01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:15,416 Congratulations! Right, darling? 1258 01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:17,833 Right, I'm going to check the turkey. 1259 01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:25,250 Actually, do you know how Robert proposed to me? 1260 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,000 Whispering? 1261 01:20:27,166 --> 01:20:28,291 No. 1262 01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:30,375 -Hesitating? -No. 1263 01:20:30,541 --> 01:20:31,666 Writing? 1264 01:20:31,833 --> 01:20:33,625 No, in debt. 1265 01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:37,416 Oh, okay. Oh, yes. 1266 01:20:38,416 --> 01:20:39,875 Yes. 1267 01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:18,583 What a night! 1268 01:22:19,333 --> 01:22:20,333 Goodnight. 1269 01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:21,500 Where is he? 1270 01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:22,583 Gérard? 1271 01:22:22,666 --> 01:22:24,375 All good things come to an end. 1272 01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:26,208 Thank you, Irène. 1273 01:22:26,291 --> 01:22:27,458 Take care. 1274 01:22:28,958 --> 01:22:30,291 I was ducking around. 1275 01:22:33,666 --> 01:22:35,166 Give me a kiss. 1276 01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:37,208 My pleasure. Thanks again. 1277 01:22:37,291 --> 01:22:38,291 Take care. 1278 01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:40,916 My little Gérard, you're funny. 1279 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,250 -Thank you. -Take care. 1280 01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:44,833 Okay. You too. 1281 01:22:47,708 --> 01:22:49,791 -Thanks again! -Yeah. 1282 01:22:49,875 --> 01:22:52,708 -Take care. -Thanks, goodnight. 1283 01:22:52,791 --> 01:22:54,125 Bye bye. 1284 01:22:55,166 --> 01:22:56,333 Take care. 1285 01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:19,833 Take care. 1286 01:23:21,750 --> 01:23:23,166 Take care! 1287 01:23:28,416 --> 01:23:30,250 -Did you get to do everything? -Yes. 1288 01:23:30,333 --> 01:23:31,916 Did you bring the remote? 1289 01:23:32,500 --> 01:23:33,500 Perfect. 1290 01:23:33,666 --> 01:23:36,333 I've never had such an exciting Christmas. 1291 01:23:36,958 --> 01:23:39,666 The grand finale in two minutes. 1292 01:23:39,750 --> 01:23:41,666 Come! We'll see it from here. 1293 01:23:43,666 --> 01:23:44,750 Here. 1294 01:23:45,833 --> 01:23:46,916 Is it for me? 1295 01:23:47,458 --> 01:23:48,625 What is it? 1296 01:23:48,708 --> 01:23:51,750 A little present to stay on good terms. 1297 01:23:52,833 --> 01:23:53,875 Gold? 1298 01:23:54,666 --> 01:23:55,791 Can I try them on? 1299 01:23:55,875 --> 01:23:57,791 There's never been a better moment! 1300 01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:06,083 How much? 1301 01:24:10,208 --> 01:24:12,708 -What? -How much time? 1302 01:24:14,250 --> 01:24:15,333 Fifteen seconds. 1303 01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:18,500 In 15 seconds, they'll be like Charybdis and Cesna. 1304 01:24:18,583 --> 01:24:20,375 Scylla, darling, Scylla. 1305 01:24:20,458 --> 01:24:22,125 You know what I mean! 1306 01:24:23,958 --> 01:24:25,291 We're together again. 1307 01:24:26,583 --> 01:24:28,916 Kiss me and put your earplugs in. 1308 01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:37,875 Wow! 1309 01:24:45,291 --> 01:24:48,416 Time bomb. Classic but effective. 1310 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:50,708 They must be celebrating their victory. 1311 01:24:50,791 --> 01:24:52,750 While they can. 1312 01:25:33,708 --> 01:25:35,000 No regrets? 1313 01:25:35,583 --> 01:25:37,083 No remorse either! 1314 01:25:58,833 --> 01:26:00,500 Do you have a torch? 1315 01:26:00,583 --> 01:26:02,833 Wait, candles are more romantic. 1316 01:26:02,916 --> 01:26:06,000 Oh yes, our friends' candles. 1317 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:09,250 Don't you think these flowers smell strange? 1318 01:26:09,333 --> 01:26:11,375 Yes, it's true, they smell a bit like… 1319 01:26:21,333 --> 01:26:23,833 You see, love, nothing beats gas! 1320 01:27:16,375 --> 01:27:18,125 -Have a good trip. -Thank you. 1321 01:27:19,125 --> 01:27:21,333 -Hello, miss. -Hello. Thank you. 1322 01:27:33,583 --> 01:27:35,375 -Sorry! -Don't worry. 1323 01:27:47,250 --> 01:27:48,375 Madam? 1324 01:27:55,583 --> 01:27:56,625 Sir? 1325 01:28:07,375 --> 01:28:09,208 -Madam? -No, thanks. 1326 01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:28,958 Follow that plane, quickly! 1327 01:30:43,333 --> 01:30:45,791 Subtitle translation by: Katie Wright 87324

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