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♪ In a life of prayer

♪ I close my eyes and-

Awful, awful.

I'm sorry, I can try again.

Do you have any notes for me?

No, just awful.

Let's just say, if Noah
had heard your singing,

he wouldn't have built his arc.

♪ In our life of prayer

Awful.

Oh, awful.

♪ In our life of prayer

Sinful.

♪ In our life of prayer

Embarrassing.

Oh, the embarrassment.

♪ In our life-

Awful.

♪ In our life of prayer

No.

Last but not least,

Tabitha Simmons.

♪ In our life of prayer

♪ I close my eyes

♪ I feel you

♪ I know you're there

♪ I feel your heart

♪ I feel your soul

♪ I know your love is forever

♪ Hear my prayer

♪ I know your love is forever

♪ Hear my prayer

Marvelous.

Oh, magnificent.

Magnificent.

All right, well, that
concludes the auditions.

The name of the soloist will
be announced in the rectory.

I suggest you spend
the weekend in prayer,

some of you will be needing
it more than others.

And Tabitha, I would
like to see you

in the rectory before you leave.

Thank you.

He's gonna offer you the solo.

Please, he can't
decide that fast.

Tabitha, you were amazing,
and that high note, flawless.

I felt like I was in heaven.

I feel like it was
much better last night

when I was practicing.

Oh, stop, you were perfect.

Listen, it's
already been decided,

my husband's investigative
firm did some digging

and they found out
that Father Paul

already ordered the soloist
robe for the performance,

and it's in Tabitha's size.

Oh, please, a
private investigator?

Don't you think that's
a little extreme?

Of course not,
this is a big deal.

No offense to the
private investigator thing,

but let's just wait till Monday

and we'll find out
for ourselves, okay?

Okay, suit yourself,
but it's you, I know it.

Father Paul.

Ah.

You wanted to see me?

Yes, Tabitha,
thank you for coming.

So, I had question
about one of the walls.

Huh?

The wall?

Yes, is something wrong?

No, I just thought
maybe you wanted

to speak to me about
the Harvest Fest Solo.

Unfortunately, Tabitha,

for information about the
Harvest Fest live stream,

you will have to wait
like everyone else.

Of course.

So, how can I help
you with the wall?

Bless those little altar boys,

one of them tried to
carry a vat of holy water,

was a bit too heavy
for them up the stairs,

there was a big spill,

and water had gone
down the wall.

So my question is, would
our insurance cover that?

Or does it only count if
it's rain water damage

rather than holy water damage?

Oh, well, the
insurance policy covers

accidental water damage,
divine or otherwise,

as long as it wasn't
due to neglect.

I'll take a closer look
at the specifics for you,

but that wall, just like
everything else in here,

is covered by a premium policy,
the best we have to offer.

But don't forget, there
will be deductibles.

Oh, I'm not too worried
about a deductible,

we'll just have a
collection for that.

Well, in that case, you've
got nothing to worry about.

Ooh, I swear, you must
have heaven's hotline

on speed dial.

If only.

Anyway, I'll see you Monday.

All right.

Lord, help us.

And if she wins,

please help me stock more
wine for the celebration.

Damn.

Forget about it, she
ain't here or anything.

Honey, I'm home.

Hey, babe, how you doing?

I thought I'd make your
favorite, grilled chicken,

steamed veg.

Mm, low fat, low salt,
just the way you like it.

Why is your shirt like that?

Hot, hot.

Hot, it's freezing in here.

Not me, I'm hot here.

Whew.

I'm hot, anyway, how
did the auditions go?

Whatever.

So the auditions went well,
it's practically a done deal.

Father Paul was blown away.

See, I never doubted you
for a second, you know?

Who else would win the solos?

Exactly.

You're always amazing,
there's no shadow of doubt,

but don't you think
you just push yourself

a little too hard?

When I sing into that mic,

I'll be singing to
the whole world.

I don't, you know, no,
I didn't mean like that.

I just think you
just need to just,

it's been working
so hard, I thought,

just relax a little.

Relax, Cecil, I don't relax.

That's why we've got
this perfect home
and a stable marriage

and enough insurance cover

to protect the
Vatican if need be.

I don't relax, I achieve.

You're right, my mistake.

And if this show is a success,

when the show is a success,

then donations will
come pouring in.

And trust me, our little
church is relying on it.

Is this-
- Yes, it's organic chicken.

Trust me, babe,
if I win this solo,

everything will fall into place.

The church will
raise enough money

that it needs to stay open.

Yeah, and you'll be
the talk of the parish,

the one who saved it all

with that incredible
voice of hers.

God, that'll be great.

A plaque in my honor.

And if I don't win,
there'll be consequences.

Of course.

I mean, of course you'll win.

Exactly.

Right, I'm gonna go
practice my scales.

Your food?

Fine then, I'll finish eating.

Clean up and slowly wither away.

- Huh?
- Huh?

All right,
everyone, all right.

So, the judge's
decision has been made

and will now be announced.

So the winner of
this year's soloist

for the Harvest
Celebration is...

I should have had a drum roll.

Tabitha Simmons.

See, we all knew it.

Tabitha, your audition
was magnificent,

simply magnificent.

I knew you had it in you.

Thank you, Father, I'm
just so thrilled to be part

of such a vital
event for the church.

So when do we
start rehearsing?

When?

Now.

Right now.

Positions, everyone.

All right, ladies and gentlemen,

let's start from the top
of Harvest Hymns of Praise.

And remember, the spirit
of the song is joyful,

but also humble,

but also powerful.

So joyful, but not too joyful?

Yes, but more
like restrained joy

with the touch of
majesty, like angels,

but tired angels.

Father Paul, did you
want us to crescendo

on the second verse
like we rehearsed or?

Uh, crescendo?

Yes, but not too much.

You don't want to
over crescendo.

Think of it as a gentle buildup,

but not too gentle,

more like a robust whisper.

♪ A robust whisper

Exactly.

All right, positions
everyone, positions, yes.

Father Paul, should
we face the audience,

or do you want us facing
inward for more intimacy?

Oh, good question.

How about half of
you point inwards

and the other half
point outwards,

and that will create
a dynamic tension.

Yes?

All right, let's begin.

A three, two, a one.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Look, you all have to
start at the same time.

When?

When I go like
this with my hands.

Father Paul doesn't
know what he wants,

one minute it's,
"sing from the heart,"

the next it's "stick to the
sheet music, no improvising."

Cecil, I can't work like
this, he's ruining everything.

Sounds like every director
I've ever worked with.

Just fine tune them out.

"Tune him out."

You can't just
ignore the director.

Worked for me.

Look, when I was
doing voice work,

I have directors switching
directions every five minutes.

"Bigger, no smaller,

more energy,

but quieter."

I just learnt to nod, smile,

and just do what I
was gonna do anyway.

Ah huh, and how
did that work out for you?

Well, I did voice three
episodes for Sokan Azaling,

so yeah, worked out just fine.

This isn't an alien
cartoon character

with three heads, Cecil,

this is real life
performance for church.

And Father Paul isn't
exactly Spielberg.

Look, if you're confident in
what you are doing, trust me,

nobody ain't gonna notice that
you're ignoring his notes.

You can't just
ignore a priest.

Sure, you can.

You know what
you can't ignore?

Mm?

The dishwasher, it's done.

The dishwasher?

Yes, empty it.

Okay, okay.

The only way to support
your artistic genius

is with spotless plates.

Exactly, nothing
inspires me more

than an empty dishwasher.
- Oh good.

So chop, chop.

Hey, I'm just here to just
follow directions, innit?

If Father Paul needs help
with the dishes, I'm your guy.

At least I'm giving
clear direction.

And I'm ignoring them.

You better not be.

All right ladies
and gentlemen,

let's start from the top.

And more passion,
wait, no, less passion.

Subtle but powerful,

like you trying to
win a pie contest,

but you know,
respectfully though.

Hmm.

All right, here we go.

♪ Ring the bells

No, no, no.

It's not a battle cry,

it's a hymn, for heaven's sake.

Let's try it again.

A three, a two, a one.

♪ Ring the bells

♪ Ring the bells

Darlings, darlings, darlings.

What is this cacophony I hear?

Have the heavens been offended?

And who are you?

Sebastian.

Sebastian Montclair.

Multi award-winning director
of stream and stage.

I've been sent by
the archdiocese,

apparently there
were some concerns

about the direction.

Sent by the...

Wait, no one told
me anything about-

Oh, don't take it
personally, Father,

just thought I could
add a bit of sparkle

to the proceedings, elevate
it to something spectacular,

given my experience
in television.

Well, I was just getting
the choir warmed up,

I think we're
perfectly capable of-

Oh no, what this choir
needs is not warmth,

we need fire,
burning hot passion,

theatrical grandeur.

This is not a choir, this is
a collection of our artists,

and we will make this legendary.

You straighten up.

You turn slightly.

Well, I was
thinking we will start

with a more traditional-

Yeah, tradition is
nice, but this is a show.

The archdiocese didn't
send me to deliver nice,

he sent me to deliver magic.

But I'm the director here.

I'm the one that's supposed to-

Father, Father, Father,

do you really want to be the one

who stands between this
choir and greatness?

Now, if you really
want to be helpful,

go and get me a coffee, please.

Sure.

Marvelous.

And together we will
turn this simple choir

into a masterpiece.

Ladies and gentlemen,
envision this,

a sea of shimmering lights,

ethereal voices blending
into a symphony.

This masterpiece will be
of unparalleled grandeur.

Isn't this amazing?

Sebastian's creativity is
gonna take us to new heights.

Oh yes, Sebastian, I agree.

I am so glad that our
visions are in alignment.

Thank you, Father Paul.

Now let's talk costumes.

I imagine something
that will make

the audience gasp with wonder.

Tabitha, I envision
you in a gown

that will shimmer
like a thousand sons,
radiant and divine.

That sounds incredible.

Let's begin then.

Time is of the essence,

and we have a
masterpiece to create.

I say we have
you thank for this.

I mean, you got a
certain amount of power

when you're the star
of the show, huh?

Well, being the star and
the only insurance agent

willing to write
a premium policy.

Hey, whatever gets the
archdioceses' attention.

♪ In a world so much
suffering and pain ♪

♪ We must feed who we can
so there's no hunger again ♪

Ah, perfect pitch,
Tabitha, perfect pitch.

Do you think you need
to practice that much?

Babe, with Sebastian
involved the expectations

for this show have skyrocketed.

Yeah, Sebastian's
here now, so.

"Hey y'all, I'm Sebastian.

How are we gonna turn this show

into a (speaking in
foreign language)?"

Will you stop?

He's a genius.

Yeah, he certainly
seems vibrant.

Vibrant is one
way to describe it.

The man practically
shouts Broadway

before he's even
opened his mouth.

Well, don't let him forget
you're the star of the show,

not him.

The star?

I'm the constellation,
excuse me.

But with him involved
and me on the mic,

all the pieces are
falling into place.

Hmm mm.

Who on earth is that?

Maybe it's one
of your fan clubs.

I'll get it, keep folding.

"Keep folding."

Cu-coo-coo!

Is this the residence
of the Simmons?

Huh?

The Simmons
residence, is this it?

Ah, yes.

You must be Tabitha.

Hm mm.

Great to finally
meet you in the flesh.

I heard about you
about 20 years ago.

Oh, you're smaller
than I pictured.

I'm Sandy, Sandy Mitchell.

I'm sorry, are we
neighbors or something?

Neighbors, no
girl, we're family.

What are you talking about?

Sandy?

Cecil?

Oh my God.

Look at you.

I can't believe it's you
standing here on my doorstep.

Oh, sorry.

Oh my God, you look exactly
the same but just older.

Oh.

I'm sorry, do you
know this person?

- English.
- Ah, sorry, English.

I'm his sister.

Sister?

Oh, do you have a beard?

You never mentioned anything
about having a sister.

After Fiji, I went
to live in Morocco,

but it was only for like 11
days then I was back in Asia.

You know, when dad
whisked me away

after the divorce
to live with him?

Yeah, talk about a wild ride.

Sounds interesting.

Well, it's getting
a little late, so-

So interesting,

I live in places where
the sun kisses the ocean

and the drinks are coconut, mm.

Hold on,

I remember you used to
send those postcards,

where was it from?

Was it B...

Bali?

Yeah, that's the one,

that's the one.
- Bali, yes.

And don't forget that time

I got chased by a monkey
for my sandwich in Thailand.

That was so weird,
just so random, what?

Sounds like a
vacation for the ages.

Oh, it wasn't a vacation,

I was working for a
fire dancer at the time.

Do you remember
when we were 10?

And we used to build
that tree house.

I remember,

we had that plan to make
it a secret hide-out-

Yes.

But terrified the
first time it rained.

But hold on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on.

I'm gonna wet myself.
- Oh my God.

Do you remember
when we used to dance

when we were small, we used to
dance around the living room,

to some old school records.
- Ah huh, yeah, yeah.

You and your little poms poms.

Come on, come on, come on-

Well, it's lovely to
see you both catching up.

Sandy, would you like a drink?

Tabitha, you are a
gem, I'd love a drink,

but you know, honestly, I'm
more curious about your life.

How did you two end up here?

Well, me and Tabitha,
we're doing just great.

Tabitha's got this whole
insurance agency gig

and she is practically
running the church.

Ain't that, babe?

Oh, wow, Tabitha, you sound
like quite a powerhouse.

"Tabitha."

- Tabitha.
- "Tabitha."

Yes, well, it's all about-

Efficiency, and order.

God.

Like a well-run car.

Oh boy.

Ah, I can tell.

But a little chaos never
hurt anyone, right?

There you go.

I just don't understand

why you never told
me you had a sister.

If you really wanna know,

I didn't hear from her in
a very, very long time.

So, I came to terms that,
the fact, we were estranged,

I looked for her on
Facebook a few times,

but she didn't seem to exist,

so what was I supposed to do?

I just accepted
that she was gone.

Hey, I'm here now.

But yeah, I don't have much
of a digital footprint.

But you, you Cecil,
on the other hand,

a simple Google search
and there you were.

Viola.

What happened to
you, little bro?

You changed over the years,

because when we were little,

you were even wilder than me.

Cecil, wild?

Don't think so,
not anymore anyway.

He's stable, tame
and dependable.

Stable?

Look at what you
did to him, honey.

Girl, let him breathe, the man
deserves a little adventure.

Come on.

Hey, I could do
with a wild night out.

Mm.

- Karaoke bar?
- Hey!

Tabitha?

- Uh uh?
- Come on.

Come on, come on.

Babe, we have a performance
to prepare for, not a circus.

Oh, come on, let
the poor guy breathe.

Beside I'm here to reconnect
with my little brother.

Reconnect?

So you're planning on staying?

Absolutely.

I want to relive all
the best family moments,

starting right here.

Well, how charming.

Yeah.

Honestly, Cecil,

how'd you manage to fold
a T-shirt into a ball?

It's not a ball, it's
just folded differently.

Differently?

Is there some new technique

from the Laundry
School of Chaos?

Mm.

You still not mad about
the laundry, are you?

It's not just the laundry,
Cecil, it's everything.

I do things around
here for a reason,

structure, order,
now Sandy's here.

Ah here we go, man.

She put her
feet up on the table, Cecil,

on the table like
it's some frat house

and not a respectable,
clean home.

She's just getting
comfortable, Tabby.

It's her first night,
and she's my sister.

Three days.

Huh?

Three days, that's the
maximum she can stay here,

after that she's out.

Three days?

Tabby, three days?

She's my sister, Tabby,
she ain't no house guest.

I can't kick her out
after three days.

Well, if she wasn't treating
this place like a hostel.

Three days sounds generous.

You saw what she did
to the guest room,

it was like a suitcase
exploded in there.

Tabitha.

Tabitha, she's
been through a lot.

Divorce, moving out,
who knows what else?

She can afford a hotel.

Listen, I can't just
give her a time limit.

She's my sister and she stays
as long as she needs to.

Oh, so forever then?

No, not forever, just
until she sorts things out.

She'll never
figure things out.

Oh, whatever, man.

Cecil, I have limits and
we're rapidly approaching mine.

Well, I'll speak to
her in the morning.

Oh, okay, what exactly
are you gonna say?

Cecil?

Cecil?

♪ In our life of prayer

♪ I am alone but I hear you

♪ I know you're there

♪ I hear your words
down in my soul ♪

♪ I know your love is forever

♪ Hear my prayer

Okay, stop right
there, hold on a moment.

I think we need a
little bit more soul.

Yes, more soul, everyone.

And Margaret, you're shying
away from the audience,

I really need you to square
your shoulders for me.

Square your
shoulders, Margaret.

Right, from the top.

Okay, ring the bells.

Ring the bells, please.

Four, three, two, one.

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The Harvest Celebration

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The fruits of
God's creation- ♪

- What the-
- Who's that?

Who's that?

Oh, sorry, I didn't
mean to interrupt.

Who are you, and what
are you doing here?

I was just looking
for the bathroom.

Excuse me, miss, this
is a closed rehearsal.

Hey, when nature calls,
you just gotta pick, right?

Sandy, what the hell
are you doing here?

Cecil was just
showing me around.

Do you know this person?

Sort of.

This is Sandy Mitchell McDermott
Simmons, my sister-in-law.

I'm so, so sorry, I was
just showing Sandy around.

Yeah, she told us already.

You are putting on a show?

Look, can we just
get back on track?

Actually, we'll take five.

We'll reset and
come back sharper.

Yes, take five
everyone, and stay sharp.

Can I talk to you?

Ah, ah, don't let
me stop the magic.

You ladies sounded
like a flock of angels

before I crashed the party.

Oh, we're just trying to
keep up with her standards.

Her standards?

Honey, you're the
stars of the show.

Back when I was in Thailand,

I was part of this little fire
dancing troop, long story,

but let me tell you, performing
is all about letting go.

You gotta embrace the chaos.

I don't think anybody
needs any fire dancing tips,

this is a choir after
or not Cirque du Soleil.

Oh, I know, but a little
chaos never hurt anyone, right?

For instance, mid performance.

I lost my left eyebrow
to a stray flame.

You think they'd
stopped the show?

No baby, the show must go on.

Kept going, no eyebrow,
but a whole lot of spirit.

Girls, life's too short to
take yourself seriously.

You gotta sing and dance,

and just hope your hair doesn't

catch fire in the process.

Oh, I wish I had
your confidence.

Look Sandy, I'm
sure you've got plenty

of exciting stories
to tell elsewhere.

Right, Cecil, you were just
giving her a tour of the town?

Ah, yeah.

Girl bye, we got
time for that later.

Right now I'm dying to know
more about this fabulous choir.

Sweetheart, you got
a voice of an angel.

Where did you learn
to sing like that?

Oh, just here in
the church mainly.

You know, I used to
sing in high school,

but then life takes over and...

Well, you belong
to Broadway, darling,

with a little push, I bet
you have them lining up

outside the theater,
right Tabitha?

Yes, Margaret,
sounds fantastic,

but can we get back
to rehearsing, please?

Come on, sometimes
you gotta let loose.

What's life without a
little bit of fun, right?

Oh, and honey, with those shoes,

you could be dancing the tango.

I love dancing.

I wanted to try salsa.

Salsa?

That's the spirit.

When I was in Cuba,

I danced every night
till my feet screamed.

You see the trick is to move
your hips like you're dodging-

Look, all right,
that's enough.

We've got a schedule.

Can we just get back
to practicing, please?

Busy, nah, I'm here to stay.

Besides I'm just
getting warmed up.

Where's the rush, Tabby?

You don't want to stifle
all this energy, right?

Tabby?

Yes, Tabby, when
energy comes in,

great performers
reach out and grab it.

We could do with a little
bit more energy around here.

What exactly are you
suggesting, Sebastian?

Hmm.

Do you
realize what you've done?

What are you talking about?

What
am I talking about?

Sebastian offered her a part
in the Harvest Festival.

My big solo's gonna be ruined.

She's just gonna turn
it into a circus act.

Just hold on, maybe
it's not a bad idea.

You know, the choir
seems to like her

and who knows, she can
even make the show better.

Better, are you
out of your mind?

She's a walking disaster.

She almost knocked
everything down.

Now Sebastian thinks
she's got the right energy

to bring this performance
to life, energy.

Look, it's not my fault,
Sebastian offered her a part,

I didn't suggest it.

Maybe he just sees
something that we don't,

maybe Sandy's the wild card

that the show needs
for it to stand out.

Yeah, she's a wild
card, all right.

And yeah, I'm sure
she will stand out.

You are the one who brought
her to the rehearsal,

now she's gonna
derail everything.

And what was I supposed to do?

Maybe you were
supposed to stop her

before she started teaching
salsa lessons to the choir,

that would've been great.

Now she's gonna ruin everything
that I've worked for.

And now she's here in my
house using my shower,

and tomorrow she's gonna be
prancing around on stage,

ruining everything.

I put the effort
into this performance

and she's just taken over.

Well, at least she's
got a bit of confidence.

It's not funny.

The church is relying
on this, Cecil.

Now I'm gonna get
overshadowed, me,

the one who actually
worked for this.

Tabitha...

I get it, I really do.

But maybe she's not
as bad as you think.

Oh, please, she doesn't
belong in a church choir,

she belongs in Vegas.
- Oh, Tabitha.

Just relax.

Sebastian would never
have offered her a part,

if he never thought
it would work.

You don't get it,

this is just my eighth grade
performance all over again.

Huh?

I've always
wanted to sing, Cecil.

But babe, you do.

Yeah, but I've always
wanted to perform on stage,

it's been my dream.

Ever since I was
young, like I had,

we had this talent show

and I was supposed to
perform this opera song

that I'd rehearsed for weeks,

and when it was time
for my big performance,

there was this goofy football
team that performed before me.

And after their performance,

everyone was just laughing and
giggling and joking around.

I sang, I poured my heart
out, but no one listened.

So nobody listened,
what's a big deal?

It is a big deal.

Now I just, I'm just
so fixated on wanting

to make sure
everything is perfect

so I don't relive that
whole situation again,

and it just feels like
history's repeating itself.

Remember, what happens
in choir stays in choir.

Right, everyone.

Focus.
- Oh!

Oh.

We need to stay on track
for the Harvest Festival.

Hey, we've been
waiting for you.

What took you so
long to get here?

I had to clean my bathroom
'cause it was a bit of a mess.

Child, be a neat
freak in your own time,

we got a show to
rehearse for, Tabby.

Yes, we do, okay,
let's get started.

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The Harvest Celebration

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The fruits of God's creation

♪ In a world so much
suffering and pain ♪

♪ We must feed who we can
so there's no hunger again ♪

♪ Lift our spirits
and lift our nation ♪

♪ Let us enjoy your creation

♪ Bring us together
so whole we share ♪

♪ One God, one
body, one prayer ♪

♪ Community spirit
we gather and share ♪

♪ And so we have
a brighter day- ♪

Hold up, hold up.

Oh, what is it, Sandy?

What if you tried that note,

but with a little
more oomph, like this.

We're ready,
ready, ready, ready

Read, ready, ready, ready.

See, more pizzazz.

Look, I appreciate
your creativity-

I like it, I like it,

it adds a layer of depth
and excitement to it.

What do you think Father Paul?

Absolutely, it gives
that Broadway flare.

Do you really
think it would work?

Absolutely.

You know what, let's
try that again,

but more energy this time.

All right, let's try and see.

Three,
two, one, sing.

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The Harvest Celebration

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The fruits of God's creation

♪ In the world so much
suffering and pain ♪

♪ We must feed who we can
so there's no hunger again ♪

♪ Lift our spirits
and lift our nation ♪

♪ Let us enjoy your creation

♪ Bring us together so whole

♪ We share one God,
one body, one prayer, ♪

♪ Community spirit
we gather and pray ♪

♪ And so we have brighter day

That's it.

That's it?

That's it.

Try again now, but
even more energy, okay?

Okay.

Three,
two, one, sing.

♪ In the world

♪ so much suffering-

Can you just let
me sing, please?

Do you need a break, Tabby?

No, it's fine, let's
just get on with it.

No, I think
you need a break, Tabby.

We'll take 10,

and we'll wait for Tabitha
to recenter herself.

Yeah, I think
that's a good idea.

Right.

Yeah.

Cecil.

Cecil?

Cecil?

You were hot, huh?

Where are you?

The pub of all places.

Thank
you for calling.

Please leave a message-

You did not just
send me to voicemail.

Cecil.

Oh, Tabitha.

What on earth are you doing?

Come join us, man.

Oh man, I'm in trouble.

I come home, what do I find?

No dinner, a disaster
zone of a house.

This is ridiculous.

I was trying to have a
little bit of fun, you know?

What's the problem?

Yeah, who needs dinner
when there's dancing-

I'm not talking to
you, I'm talking to him.

Calm down, tiger.

How can I calm down
when I found this?

You weren't hot,

you were cleaning up your
mess with your shirt.

Oh, right, it does
look like a hot mess.

It's not funny.

This shirt is a symbol
of our marriage.

It represents how you're never

focused on what really matters.

You're not focused
on supporting me.

Instead, your head is
always in the clouds,

that's why you're such a
klutz, like your sister.

Huh, my sister?

I like the way my sister,
I like the way she is,

and maybe a little
sick of you treating me

like your little servant.

Maybe there's things
that I wanna do,

you ever thought of that?

Is that it now?

You don't wanna make dinner,
you just wanna have fun.

I don't know, it's nice to
let loose once in a while.

Okay, well you've
had your fun,

now you can go make dinner,

or do you wanna keep drinking?

Well.

Well, well, well.

Yay.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

I'm just going
to focus on my solo

and pretend that
Sandy doesn't exist.

She can't just waltz in
here and steal my spotlight.

You know, ignoring
her may not work out

as good as you think.

Oh please, I'll show her.

She'll get the silent treatment

until she realizes that
I'm the star of the show.

I'm sure everyone
will grow tired

of her antics sooner or later.

I don't think so.

Last night when we went out,

she took us all out
for dinner and drinks,

and she paid for everything.

She's fun and generous.

Of course she is.

She should be really putting
that towards a hotel.

Ugh!

Come on, what's
really going on?

Oh, I just,
everyone's all over her

like she's some kind of a saint,

and she's over there
getting all the attention,

my attention.

I'm supposed to be the
star of the show, Margaret,

but no one seems
to care anymore.

And Cecil,

he's not the same,
he's changing.

It's like Sandy turns up

and all of a sudden
he's a different person,

more relaxed, more confident.

I mean, he is
always been my rock,

but I don't know, I feel
like I'm losing him.

I just, I don't understand,

this festival was
supposed to be my moment

and now I'm not even sure
I have a moment anymore.

I get it, Tabitha.

You know, you've always
been the limelight,

the one everybody looks up to,

and you've worked really
hard for that, I understand.

But Tabitha, sometimes
you gotta learn

to share the limelight.

You cannot always be
the center of attention.

You know, Sandy, for example,

you gotta give her a
little bit of limelight,

have you ever thought
that maybe she needs this

more than you realize?

Yeah, but it's always been me,

I've always been the
one that people rely on,

the one that people turn
to, without that, what am I?

You are still you, no one's
gonna take that away from you.

Listen, sometimes if you
gives others a chance,

it makes you look
extremely powerful

and that's a different
kind of power,

one that will never diminish.

Yeah, but not
her, anyone but her.

♪ In God we trust

♪ He brings warmth to my day

♪ He hears my call

♪ And his special-

Sorry y'all, sorry y'all.

Sorry y'all.

I got some ideas when I
was out dancing last night.

This show has way too much
standing around in it.

We're going on radio, not TV,

can you just sit back
down so we can practice?

Actually, no,
hold on a moment.

Tabby, I want you
to sing your part

and I want everyone
to follow Sandy's lead

and dance like her.

What?

You want us to move?

Yeah, we've gotta put
some originality into this.

You can't let the audience
know all our secrets.

Dancing is a good way
to keep the energy up.

You can't be serious.

Yeah, I'm serious.

You didn't see how good
it looked from here.

Now let's get some movement
in this solo and try again.

♪ In God we trust

♪ He brings warmth to my day

♪ He hears my call

♪ And he's special so I say

♪ Praise to him and
all that rejoice ♪

♪ Praise to the Lord and
let him hear my voice ♪

You scared me.

I'm sorry Margaret, I
can't take it anymore,

she's ruining everything.

Whoa, calm down.

She doesn't understand
the concept of solo,

and on top of that, I want
to know who she really is.

She just dropped out of
the sky onto my doorstep.

What's her deal?

Why is she even here?

How should I know?

You know someone
who can find out.

You mean my husband?

Exactly.

But I thought
private investigators

were "a little extreme."

Well, extreme situations
call for extreme measures.

Are you sure that's the
best way to go about it?

Yes, I'm sure, she
can't just waltz in

like she owns the place.

Now, can you connect me
to your husband or what?

Harry?

Tabitha?

So Margaret tells
me you're looking

for the best of the best
of private investigators.

Well, I'm just looking
for a private investigator.

Well, you got the
best of the best.

I need you to help
me investigate someone.

Her name is Sandy Mitchell
McDermott Simmons.

Okay, what's her deal?

She's just taken over the
church, stolen my spotlight,

and she's turning
everything upside down.

I need something
that can help me

regain my position
in the church.

Okay, well, you've
come to the right place,

I've got a nose for dirt
and an eye for detail.

Let's see what I can uncover.

Is that all you
need, just her name?

Trust me, it's
more than enough.

Especially with a name

like Sandy Mitchell
McDermott Simmons.

I'll dig deep, way deeper
than anybody else could,

you'll see.

Well, I hope you can
deliver, I need this.

Don't worry,
you're in good hands.

I'm not just any investigator,

I'm the best of the best.

Yeah, you showed
me that already.

Now that's
the Cecil I know.

I love you so much.

Oh, I love you.

Put some sprinkle in it.

Sprinkles,

we need more sprinkles.
- Ay!

More sprinkles.

Whoa.

We need more sprinkles.

- More sprinkles.
- More sprinkles.

More sprinkles.

You can never have
too many sprinkles.

- More sprinkles.
- Ay, more sprinkles.

Hey, babe.

Surprise.

We're making dessert.

Well, well, what a
lovely mess we have here.

We're making dessert.

Looks like a lovely project.

- You like it?
- Just one question.

Mm, yeah.

What happened to my kitchen?

Oh...

It was a little small
little flour fight.

Woo.

Well, I can see you two
are getting on splendidly,

I don't want to interfere.

I'm gonna go to bed early.

Yeah.

I just wanted to update you
on our sleeping arrangements.

Okay.

You are allowed to
sleep in the bed again.

- Really?
- Yes.

Well, to honest, I
thought all this mess

would've got me another
week on the couch.

Well, the spare room is
gonna be free pretty soon.

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The Harvest Celebration

♪ Bring us together so whole

♪ We share one God,
one body, one prayer ♪

You know what, Sebastian?

I've been thinking,

if the church ever
closes, God forbid,

I might start my own faith-based
singing reality show.

Yeah.

A singing show?

Oh yes, picture it.

Father Paul's
Heavenly Harmonies,

we would travel from
church to church,

finding that next
big voice in gospel.

And I'd play the
judge and the host.

It's divine.

Sounds a bit ambitious.

Ambitious?

Sebastian, I could see it now.

All of the church
ladies would audition

and I would sit there
like Simon Cowell,

you know, but holier,

and I would say things like,

"Your falsetto is a blessing,

but your pitch could
use some prayer."

Right.

And what would the
grand prize be?

A recording contract
with the Vatican.

Exactly.

And maybe even a lifetime
supply of communion wafers.

Oh, Father.

While I appreciate
your creativity,

Reality TV might not
be in your wheelhouse.

Yeah, it's a little
bit more complicated

than running choir practice.

You don't think
I'd be good at it?

Well, let's just
say your strengths lie

in more traditional
forms of ministry,

and reality TV it's,

how can I put this,

merciless.

But I've got charisma, right?

I mean, people love me.

I could even have a catchphrase,

after a bad performance
I could say,

"Forgive me, my child for
that was a sin against music."

You've got spirit,
I'll give you that.

That's why I think we'd
make such a good team.

You could direct the shows.

I've already pictured you in
one of those fancy judge chairs

turning around
dramatically, like boom,

"There's the voice."

I think I'll stick
to choirs, thank you.

Less drama, fewer reality
TV tropes, you know?

Of course, of
course, you're right.

Choir is where my heart is,

but you know, if we
ever need a backup plan,

Father Paul's Heavenly Harmonies
is always on the table.

Here's to the choir,

and to keeping you
off television.

And to Sandy too,

the girls are really excited
about her performance.

She's got the star
quality, you know?

Oh darling, everyone knows.

What have you got?

So, I did a deep dive into
Sandy's online presence.

She doesn't have
an online presence.

Oh yeah, she does,
and public records.

Let's just say the woman
has quite a history.

All right, what did you find?

Get ready for this.

She has a knack for schemes.

Have you ever heard of the
pyramid scheme Yoga Retreat?

What's that?

Just what it sounds like.

People forked out
thousands for yoga

while being promised
that they'd make money

while recruiting others.

It's a classic, and Sandy,
she's a master at these things.

Okay, is that all?

Oh, no, no, not even close.

Check this out.

She was also behind
the Herbal Tea scam,

the Miracle Herbal Tea scam.

Sold like hotcakes,

but it was just
plain old regular tea

wrapped up in a fancy label.

Are you serious?

That's perfect.

Hold on, hold
on, there's more.

This woman's life is
a wild ride of scams.

She's delved in everything from

self-help seminars

to exclusive online auctions.

There are more red flags
here than a bull fight.

She has a history of jumping
from hustle to hustle.

And she's never even
left the country.

What a fraud.

That's exactly what I needed.

I knew you'd love it.

I've got everything documented,

newspaper articles,

social media posts,

even some scathing
customer reviews.

What a thief.

No, no, no, no,
she's not a thief.

A thief steals quickly
behind your back,

Sandy's a scam artist.

A scam artist steals slowly
right in front of you.

So, the only question
is, what is she stealing?

If you can figure that out,
you'll get her in the act.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Are you okay?

What's wrong with you?
- Right, where we going?

Oxford Street, that's
what he told you.

Oxford Street, please.

Thank you.

All right, thank
you very much.

Okay, so here's what you,

wait, first, you need
to learn this word.

- Yeah, let's go.
- Okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, should I call her?

Yeah, yeah, because
you have a lot of-

Without Tabitha she's nothing.

Oh, really?

♪ Nobody

What are you hiding?

I mean, there's no
cash in this house.

What are you after?

That's it.

Harry, you won't
believe what I found.

Lay it on me, Tabitha.

What have you got?

So...

This is a St. Jude's Relic.

It's supposed to
weigh about 10 pounds,

and stand two feet tall,
but here's the kicker,

the one in the church is only
four pounds and barely a foot.

You're serious?

How many of these
have you found?

Well, I've counted
about 11 so far.

This one is actually the
gold statue of St. Theresa,

it's supposed to be solid gold,

but the one in the church
is brass but gold-painted.

Wow, she really thought
she could get away with it.

See, they're all wrong.

All of this is
gold, pun intended,

but we need a plan.

Well, I reckon at
the next church event,

I'll set up a trap for her.

When she tries to
swap another one out,

we'll be ready for her and
we can catch her in the act.

I like the way you think.

These are easy to hide,

and they have a GPS
homing device built in.

Just put them on the
remaining valuables

and if she takes
one, you'll know it.

Are you serious?

All right.

Well, if we can track
her to the stolen goods,

we'll have proof,

then we'll show
it to Father Paul

and the rest of
the congregation.

That will be enough
evidence that we need

to show them how much
of a fraud she is.

And I'll take
all this evidence

and put it into a
neat presentation,

once they see the side
by side comparisons,

she won't have a
leg to stand on.

This is gonna be the best
reveal in church history.

Wow, you've really done
your homework, Tabitha.

This is gonna be
one for the books.

I'll even add some
dramatic music

for effect when we reveal it.

Let's not get too carried
away now, let's keep it classy.

I just can't believe
how deep this goes.

Whoa.

It's actually infuriating.

Well, you're not
alone in this anymore,

we'll get to the bottom of it.

It's time for me to
take back my church.

Well, let's get
this show on the road,

it's time to turn the tables.

Can't believe
Friday is almost here.

The Harvest Festival
is going to be amazing.

Oh, and the dancing,
the dancing,

it's going to blow
everyone away.

They must have loved
the new part I did.

That's cool.

Oh yes, Sandy, you've
made quite the impact.

All those changes
that you've made,

it's really gonna be a
night no one forgets.

Yeah, it's gonna
be something, huh?

You know, I can't wait to see
you two out there together.

I've never ever
seen a choir ever,

saw live like this before.

Yes, the girls are
having so much fun with it.

You can feel the
energy, you know?

It's really gonna
get people moving.

I'm sure all eyes
are gonna be on you,

with all the special
touches that you've added.

It's gonna be all eyes on
you during the celebrations.

Oh, stop, it's
not all about me,

it's a group effort.

But the dancing will
set things off for sure.

It's really gonna get
people out of their seats,

you just wait.

I don't doubt it.

It's all about making
movements, isn't it?

All those slight movements
that no one notices at first,

but by the end of the night,

everyone will see what's
been really going on.

You know something,

I've gotta say, this whole
thing sounds amazing,

you know, who
thought church stuff

could have been this fun?

Maybe it's a good thing Sandy
did come after all, Tabs?

Yes, it's been an
enlightening experience.

It's interesting how
someone new can teach you

so much about what's
important, isn't it Sandy?

Absolutely, you gotta shake
things up to keep it fresh,

I've always believed that.

If you're not willing to
change, you get left behind.

Change, yes.

But sometimes it's also
interesting to find out

what people are
really capable of

when you push them
to their limits.

Well, I'm all about
pushing boundaries,

so I'm in my element.

I'm sure we'll
get to see how far

you're willing to
go on Friday night.

I'll be watching very closely.

Sis, you better be
on your best behavior

because my lovely
Tabitha here has them

lovely, pretty
eyes watching you.

Oh, I wouldn't miss a thing,

after all, what would
the Harvest Festival be

without you there
in the spotlight

showing everyone how it's done?

Right, I'm gonna make
sure it's the best one yet.

I'm sure it will be.

Sorry.

You're always so slow.

Tabitha, what are you doing?

Oh, just Harry's GPS
stickers for insurance.

Insurance for what?

Margaret, do you know
what Sandy's been doing?

What are
you talking about?

She's been stealing
from the church,

swapping out all our precious
artifacts for cheap replicas.

I've had everything
measured, weighed, compared.

The sizes are off,
the weights are wrong,

for all the artifacts,

and that's just
what we know so far.

But why would Sandy
do something like that?

Ugh, why does
anybody do anything?

For money?

The thrill of it?

Whatever the reason,

she's been getting away with it,

but not for much longer.

But how did you
figure this all out?

Harry did.

Your husband's
connection was a godsend.

I've got all the documentation,
pictures, measurements.

She can't get away
with this, Margaret.

Well, I'm happy to help,

but stealing from the church?

Sandy?

This just, it's unbelievable.

Well, believe it.

You really
thought of everything.

I always do.

Well, what if she
suspects something?

She won't, not
until it's too late,

and by that point she'll slip up

and I'll be ready to catch her.

She really never runs
out of energy, huh?

If they ever run out
of power to Harvest Fest

just stick a mic
in front of her,

you know that voice of hers
will light up the whole block.

She's uncontainable, isn't she?

I'm sure someone will
contain her eventually.

Babe, are you sure you are
okay with all these changes?

I mean, I think the dance that
she added to your solo is,

you know, something.

Oh, I'm absolutely fine,
Cecil, in fact, I'm thrilled.

The more Sandy shines tonight,

the more everyone will
see her true colors.

Oh, so that's why
you're putting on

your "I'm definitely
plotting something" outfit?

Looks like you're about
to accept a CEO award

or start a very,
very polite war.

Oh, you know me,

I always like to be
prepared for anything.

Mm, I know.

Hey Tabs, do
you think they'll have

a spotlight on me
for the finale?

I'm really feeling like
I'm the star tonight.

Jesus.

So we've downgraded
from Tabby to Tabs, huh?

I'm sure the spotlight
will find you

one way or another, Sandy.

Well, you are in a
good mood tonight, Tabs.

Don't even think about it.

I mean, I mean, all right,
all right, I mean, Tabitha,

maybe you and Sandy
are finally bonding.

You know, this could be
a good turning point,

sister-in-laws that slay
together, stay together.

I'm sure we're gonna be
even closer after tonight.

Well, whatever happens,
I'm proud of you.

I mean, Tabitha,

maybe you and Sandy are
finally bonding, huh?

You know, this could
be a turning point.

You guys ready?

This is gonna be epic.

Oh yes, Sandy, I'm
sure it's gonna be epic.

Well, sounds like I
should warm my applause.

You two beautiful ladies
of mine are gonna be great.

Just don't, oh, just
don't faint, okay?

Come on, my beautiful wife.

My beautiful sister.

Shall we?

Would be honored.

Let's go.

But first, men first, okay?

All right, men first, thank you.

Big night, huh?

I got a feeling this is
gonna be one for the books.

Oh, I've got to run to
the bathroom real quick,

I'll be right back.

You're Tabitha, right?

Yeah.

Solo singer.

Hm mm.

Pretty big
day today, how you feeling?

Excited, nervous?

One of the gold
crucifixes just got taken.

What?

Sorry.

Tabitha, what are
you doing back here?

You,

I know what you've been doing.

What I was doing, well, yeah,
I've been in the bathroom.

You've been stealing from the
church, replacing artifacts.

You think you're so
clever, don't you?

I've been tracking everything.

I've been watching you.

What?

Tabitha, I don't know
what you're talking about,

I didn't steal anything.

You think you're
going to fool everyone?

Not tonight, I have proof.

I haven't done anything,

you're acting crazy.

Look, there it is.

It's moving.

I know it's you.

You've been caught red-handed.

Tabitha, that's not me.

I don't even know what this is.

I've been in the bathroom.

Don't lie to me.

I'm gonna make sure everyone
knows what you've done.

You've got it all wrong.

I'm not your enemy.

I don't know why
you're doing this,

but I swear, I'm not
who you think I am.

You don't fool me, Sandy.

You might have
charmed everyone else,

but I see right through you.

Tabitha, I don't
wanna fight with you,

I just want us to get along.

Whatever you think I've done,
I promise it's not true.

I am not your enemy, Tabitha.

Wait, look, the gold
crucifix, it's moving again.

I think we need to follow it.

What's going on?

We need to go after it.

I think it's leading
us somewhere important.

Where?

The parish office.

Did someone say parish office?

Count me in.

Okay guys, the mics
are about to roll.

Are we ready?

- No.
- No.

What?

Long story.

And no time to tell it.

Let's go.

Father Paul?

Tabitha, I-

What you doing?

So you're the one that's
been stealing all of this time?

I am not stealing.

Yes you were.

We caught you.

I'm hiding them.

Hiding them?

Yes, the archdiocese
has asked me

to replace all the
relics with fakes.

We're going to go broke soon

and they didn't want the bank

to take our assets
to pay off our debts.

Oh, you're not a criminal.

You've just been trying
to protect the relics.

I'm sorry I did
it so secretly,

I just didn't want cause
panic in the congregation.

Okay, everyone, please
listen, I have something to say.

I know the church has been
through a difficult time,

and Father Paul has made
some terrible choices,

but I believe we
can turn it around.

Oh, please, Sandy,
now is not the time

for a motivational speech, okay?

The Harvest Fest is over.

The church is over.

No, please listen.

In my world-

Oh, will you stop, like
we know you're a fake, okay?

No, hear me out.

In my worldly travel,

I was briefly married
to a big tech investor.

He was in the job, and
when we got divorced,

he flooded the internet with

all kind of lies about me,

saying I was a criminal and
a scam artist, and recluse.

It was all lies.

It was a crazy ordeal

and it took everything
in me to fight back.

But I sued him, and I won.

I was awarded lots of money.

I wanna use that money to
pay off the church debt.

You would do that for us?

Absolutely, this church is
a pillar of our community,

it deserves to thrive,

not to struggle under
the weight of debt.

But you don't even
know how much we owe.

No, trust me, I have
enough to pay it off.

Or I could still sell my
house in South Croydon.

What?

I know I came into your
life like a whirl wind

but I'm not here to take
anything away from you.

I just wanna be a
part of this family.

But...

I mean, the church does
mean a lot to all of us.

You would be willing to
use your money like that?

When my dad took me away,

it was the worst day of my life.

Do you remember
how he always hated

those messy, crazy side of me.

He said I wasn't behaving
like a proper young lady

and nobody would ever want me.

So, I shrank

and I tried to become the
woman he wanted me to be,

anything for his approval.

And after the divorce,

well, I was a shadow myself,

I didn't even know
who I was anymore.

I know I can be a bit too much

and even a bit of a klutz.

But you know what?

I learned to embrace
every part of me,

even the messy, weird,
quirky side of me.

Therapy helped me understand

that I was running
away from the person

who truly accepted me
for me, my brother.

That's why I came back.

But what I didn't expect

was for this church

and this choir

to embrace me the way you did.

So see, it's not
just about the money,

it's about showing
everyone that I care.

I wanna be here for you,

for all of you.

You know what, maybe
I've been so focused on

protecting my place,

but I think it's time
I let someone else in.

We can do this together.

I'm not here to replace anyone.

I don't wanna take
anything away from you.

I just wanna support
this community.

You are a blessing, Sandy.

Thank you.

You know what?

You might just be the sister
I never knew I needed.

Really?

Really.

And you,

I'm sorry I've been
so hard on you.

You're a good man.

You know something?

You're not so bad after all.

Okay guys, listen, the
mics are still about to drop.

And Tabitha?

Tabitha, it's showtime.

This is the show you've
been waiting for.

Actually, Sebastian, what do
you say we make this a duet?

Okay.

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The Harvest Celebration

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The fruits of God's creation

♪ In a world so much
suffering and pain ♪

♪ We must feed who we can
so there's no hunger again ♪

♪ Lift our spirits
and lift our nation ♪

♪ Let us enjoy your creation

♪ Brings together so whole

♪ We share one God,
one body, one prayer ♪

♪ Unity spirit we
gather and pray ♪

♪ So we have a brighter day

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The Harvest Celebration

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The fruits of God's creation

♪ You've been sowing,
praying, fasting ♪

♪ Nice time for
you to receive it ♪

♪ You've been sowing,
praying, fasting ♪

♪ Nice time for
you to receive it ♪

♪ Bring out the bells

♪ It's time for Harvest

♪ Bring out those bells

♪ It's time for harvest

♪ Bring out those bells

♪ It's harvest time

♪ Yeah yeah yeah

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The fruits of God's creation

♪ Ring the bells

♪ The fruits of God's creation

♪ Yeah

♪ In God we trust

♪ He brings warmth to our day

♪ He heals my heart

♪ And he's special, so I say

♪ Praise to him and
all that rejoice ♪

♪ Praise to the Lord and
let him hear my voice ♪

♪ In God we trust

♪ He gives us faith and joy

♪ He spread his love

♪ To every boy and every girl

♪ Praise to him and
all that rejoice ♪

♪ Praise to the Lord and
let him hear my voice ♪

♪ In God we trust

♪ He brings warmth to our day

♪ He heals my heart

♪ And he's special, so I say

♪ Praise to him and
all that rejoice ♪

♪ Praise to the Lord and
let him hear my voice ♪

♪ In God we trust

♪ He gave us faith and joy

♪ He spreads his love

♪ To every boy and every girl

♪ Praise to him and
all that rejoice ♪

♪ Praise to the Lord and
let him hear my voice ♪

♪ Yeah

Well done, everyone.

You did well.

Take a bow.

What an incredible
performance.