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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:25,230 Hey, girl, what you doing over there? 2 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,520 Can't you see? 3 00:00:27,449 --> 00:00:28,449 I'm spraying. 4 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:33,900 Will you hurry up? 5 00:03:48,330 --> 00:03:49,370 What you doing, Miss Edna? 6 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:51,490 Penny, your mother called. 7 00:03:51,839 --> 00:03:54,410 Tracy Turnblad, can't you say hello to Mrs. Molenski? 8 00:03:55,124 --> 00:03:56,124 Mm-hmm. 9 00:03:56,714 --> 00:04:00,530 Every day she's got to watch that Corny Collins show. 10 00:04:01,279 --> 00:04:02,890 Delinquents, if you ask me. 11 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:06,570 It ain't right to be dancing on TV to that colored music. 12 00:04:06,571 --> 00:04:08,270 She's just a teenager. 13 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:09,930 Huh. 14 00:04:10,325 --> 00:04:11,770 Goodbye, Mrs. Molenski. 15 00:04:11,839 --> 00:04:13,070 Goodbye, Edna. 16 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:22,170 Could 17 00:04:32,045 --> 00:04:34,120 you turn that racket down? 18 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,780 I'm trying to iron in here. 19 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:48,750 Welcome 20 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,640 to the Corny Collins show. 21 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,600 That was D.D. 22 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,520 Sharp in today's bull's-eye-hit-mash-potato time. 23 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,600 And, hey, we've got our first telegram of the day. 24 00:05:13,185 --> 00:05:14,300 Thank you very much, Tammy. 25 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,680 Please have Luanne Lavarowski and I.Q. 26 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:18,840 Jones lead a dance. 27 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,980 Signed, your number one fan in West Baltimore. 28 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:21,620 Here they come now. 29 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:22,640 Come on up here, kids. 30 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:23,680 Hi, Corny. 31 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:24,920 Hi, West Baltimore. 32 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:26,536 Luanne, you're a pretty darn groovy chick. 33 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,236 How long have you been a regular on the show? 34 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:29,900 I've been on the council for five months. 35 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:30,940 And you, I.Q.? 36 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:32,620 Two out-of-sight years. 37 00:05:32,621 --> 00:05:34,420 Not bad. 38 00:05:34,825 --> 00:05:36,620 God, he's gorgeous, Penny. 39 00:05:36,965 --> 00:05:37,980 Look at her hair. 40 00:05:38,165 --> 00:05:39,640 Gosh, I wish mine was that high. 41 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:41,970 And what's your favorite record from the survey? 42 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:43,480 Gravy. 43 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,600 All right, here's I.Q. 44 00:05:44,615 --> 00:05:47,120 Jones and Luanne Lavarowski leading her next dance. 45 00:05:47,345 --> 00:05:49,260 Give me gravy on my mashed potatoes. 46 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:51,880 Come on, baby. 47 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,600 I need gravy. 48 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:57,000 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme gravy tonight. 49 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,740 I knew you'd dance on that potato bar. 50 00:06:00,741 --> 00:06:04,580 But that don't show me that you're really mine. 51 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:11,570 What's the lie? 52 00:06:11,930 --> 00:06:12,930 Gimme gravy. 53 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:15,410 Come on, mashed potatoes. 54 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:16,010 Gimme. 55 00:06:16,350 --> 00:06:16,410 Gravy. 56 00:06:17,090 --> 00:06:19,130 Come on and treat me right. 57 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:20,330 Gimme. 58 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:20,890 Gravy. 59 00:06:20,891 --> 00:06:21,450 Gimme. 60 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:22,870 You're the greatest. 61 00:06:23,270 --> 00:06:26,390 So gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme gravy tonight. 62 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:34,061 Lake, why don't you tell the home viewers where we're gonna be tonight? 63 00:06:34,085 --> 00:06:35,805 Well, Corny, we'll be at the Parkville VFW. 64 00:06:36,550 --> 00:06:38,560 For the Corny Collins Record Hop. 65 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:40,640 Stuck-up little spastic. 66 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,220 She's such a queer. 67 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:44,880 Parkview VFW, 8 o'clock. 68 00:06:45,355 --> 00:06:46,080 What do you want to hear, Amber? 69 00:06:46,099 --> 00:06:48,400 Shake a tail feather by the five dew tones. 70 00:06:48,705 --> 00:06:50,280 Here they are, the five dew tones. 71 00:07:46,940 --> 00:07:49,260 You should be on that council, not her. 72 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:50,800 I know I should, Penny. 73 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:53,300 Hey, I'm going to that hop tonight. 74 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:54,320 Oh, let me come. 75 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:56,700 We'll lie and say we're going to the library to study. 76 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:57,900 It's a deal. 77 00:07:57,901 --> 00:07:59,660 Give me 8 o'clock. 78 00:08:00,219 --> 00:08:01,260 Up on the avenue. 79 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:05,200 Okay, young ladies, I've got just about enough of this screeching music. 80 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,860 Mother, we're watching the Corny Collins show. 81 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,530 Penny, your mother called all frantic. 82 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,320 She said you were punished. 83 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,100 I'm always punished. 84 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,520 And Tracy, I have told you about that hair. 85 00:08:16,945 --> 00:08:19,030 All ratted up like a teenage jazebel. 86 00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:22,040 Oh, Mother, you're so 50s. 87 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,160 Tracy's flamboyant flip is all the rage, Miss Edna. 88 00:08:25,475 --> 00:08:28,420 Jackie Kennedy, our first lady, even rats her hair. 89 00:08:28,705 --> 00:08:30,300 But Tracy ain't no first lady. 90 00:08:30,465 --> 00:08:31,465 Are you, Tracy? 91 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:32,640 No, siree. 92 00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:34,080 She's a hair hopper. 93 00:08:34,349 --> 00:08:35,460 That's what she is. 94 00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:41,360 Now, I've got nothing but hampers of ironing to do, and my diet pill is wearing off. 95 00:08:41,795 --> 00:08:44,540 Tracy, I want you to go to your room and study. 96 00:08:45,085 --> 00:08:49,060 And, Penny, don't you be listening to every bit of nonsense that my daughter tells you. 97 00:08:50,195 --> 00:08:52,700 If I didn't know better, I'd swear she was mental. 98 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:54,960 Now what? 99 00:08:55,010 --> 00:08:57,420 More sloopy for Mommy, I suppose. 100 00:08:58,575 --> 00:08:59,575 Come in. 101 00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:02,700 Edna, have you seen Penny? 102 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:05,360 Good Lord, Prudy, she's right over there. 103 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:07,420 Hi, Mom. 104 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:10,520 Penny Pingleton, you know you were punished. 105 00:09:12,370 --> 00:09:16,407 From now on, you're wearing a giant pea on your blouse every day to school so that 106 00:09:16,419 --> 00:09:20,320 the whole world knows that Penny Pingleton is permanently, positively punished. 107 00:09:22,159 --> 00:09:23,940 Bye, Miss Edna. 108 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:25,364 Bye, honey. 109 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:38,643 I wish I were a princess I wish I were a 110 00:09:38,655 --> 00:09:43,060 princess And if I were a princess I'd make you my 111 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:57,980 greatest flaw In this 112 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:12,560 door I hope you'll never break And it would make you fall in love 113 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:25,920 And if I were a princess I'd make you fall in love I'd make you fall in love Every 114 00:10:29,690 --> 00:10:37,190 day When people hear you say 115 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,520 Oh, yeah What is it? 116 00:10:43,549 --> 00:10:44,549 Oh, my God! 117 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:45,820 Oh! 118 00:10:46,135 --> 00:10:47,135 What's the matter? 119 00:10:47,165 --> 00:10:48,240 No, get off me! 120 00:10:48,550 --> 00:10:49,550 Oh, no, look at me! 121 00:10:49,705 --> 00:10:50,900 What's the matter? 122 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,040 What's the matter? 123 00:10:57,870 --> 00:10:59,140 I happen to have a blemish. 124 00:11:03,069 --> 00:11:04,900 You had three good close-ups today, period. 125 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:08,400 Why can't you dance up front where the voters can see you? 126 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,040 Leave me alone, Mother, I'm a pimple. 127 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:13,861 And you had to choose a colored record as your favorite song, didn't you? 128 00:11:13,885 --> 00:11:15,420 That's nice for the neighbors. 129 00:11:15,835 --> 00:11:17,900 You got something against Connie Francis? 130 00:11:18,589 --> 00:11:19,589 Shelly Fabre? 131 00:11:19,829 --> 00:11:21,060 I love Shelly Fabre. 132 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:22,260 Amber! 133 00:11:22,261 --> 00:11:25,320 Amber, are you listening to me? 134 00:11:26,939 --> 00:11:28,460 We have to have a little talk. 135 00:11:29,825 --> 00:11:34,300 You know, if your father is forced to integrate Tilted Acres we're out of business. 136 00:11:34,605 --> 00:11:36,620 So at least act white on television. 137 00:11:37,465 --> 00:11:38,465 Leave me alone, Mother. 138 00:11:38,695 --> 00:11:40,860 Shake a Tail Feather is a wild song. 139 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,100 It's got a good beat and you can dance to it. 140 00:11:43,445 --> 00:11:47,620 Oh, God, of all nights, a Corny Gollins record hop and I've got craters. 141 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,280 Oh, just pop it, pop it. 142 00:11:50,529 --> 00:11:52,580 Just relax, relax. 143 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:53,645 Don't be ridiculous. 144 00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:55,260 Take it easy. 145 00:11:55,585 --> 00:11:58,060 Tension is the worst thing for a complexion. 146 00:11:58,735 --> 00:12:00,980 Come on, lie down, lie down. 147 00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:02,260 No moping. 148 00:12:04,619 --> 00:12:05,720 Mother is here. 149 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,100 You have beautiful skin, Amber. 150 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:14,380 There. 151 00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:16,140 It's gone. 152 00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:19,980 Now it's time for you-know-what. 153 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,840 Mother, I know all the dances. 154 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,340 Come on, get up, get up. 155 00:12:26,535 --> 00:12:29,260 Practice makes perfect, I ought to know. 156 00:12:29,889 --> 00:12:32,747 Don't forget, I was Miss Soft Crab in 1945 and 157 00:12:32,759 --> 00:12:35,940 that title wasn't handed to me on a silver platter. 158 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:37,060 I worked for it. 159 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:41,560 Now come on, a one, two, a one, two, three, pony. 160 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,060 Mashed potatoes. 161 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:48,340 Faster. 162 00:12:52,884 --> 00:12:54,460 Amber, I'd like to talk to you. 163 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:55,860 Yes, Daddy. 164 00:12:56,229 --> 00:12:57,420 Don't stop, cha-cha. 165 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:58,760 I'm tired. 166 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:00,560 One, two, cha-cha-cha. 167 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:02,280 One, two, cha-cha-cha. 168 00:13:02,355 --> 00:13:05,160 I had some new campaign flyers made up today. 169 00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:08,340 All for Daddy's little girl. 170 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,729 I want you to hand those out at the hop tonight 171 00:13:11,741 --> 00:13:14,080 to everyone, each and every one of those. 172 00:13:14,081 --> 00:13:15,081 Twist. 173 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:16,310 Oh, Daddy. 174 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,800 An old lip from you, Miss Ingrate. 175 00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:21,780 This campaign is costing us an arm and a leg. 176 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:25,902 New gowns, hairdresser three times a week, while your hairspray bill 177 00:13:25,914 --> 00:13:29,580 alone is enough to eat up all the profits from the Tilt-A-Whirl. 178 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:33,260 You'll do as Daddy says or we'll send you to Catholic school where you belong. 179 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:33,980 Right, Franklin? 180 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,660 That's right, Catholic school. 181 00:13:36,729 --> 00:13:39,620 Pass the macaroni and cheese, please. 182 00:13:40,389 --> 00:13:43,880 Did you take the appetite suppressant I gave you in Dr. Mackenzie's orders? 183 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:45,840 Mother, I'm a growing teenager. 184 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:46,900 I need food. 185 00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:48,340 Let her eat, Edna. 186 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,540 Tracey, did you do your chores around the house today? 187 00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:56,280 Not Miss Tracey, said Shereece herself. 188 00:13:56,695 --> 00:14:00,000 She's too busy ratting her hair during the you-bang-y stomp. 189 00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:04,000 Tracey, we all have responsibilities in life. 190 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,560 You may think owning the hardy-hard joke shop is all drudgery. 191 00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:12,800 Unwrapping dribble glasses, chicken-doggy-do inventory, but I love it. 192 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,680 You'll see. 193 00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:17,540 Work can be fun. 194 00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:21,380 Can I please be excused to go to the library to study? 195 00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:22,780 Are you ready? 196 00:14:22,781 --> 00:14:23,781 Yeah! 197 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,440 What's the problem, officer? 198 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:40,740 This is a white establishment. 199 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:41,820 Oh, come on! 200 00:14:42,195 --> 00:14:43,595 Hey, listen, we just came to dance. 201 00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:47,300 That's no fair. 202 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,400 Open your purse, please. 203 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:14,540 Boys and girls, stay on the dance floor. 204 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:18,820 Here comes the hottest tune of the day, and it's started right here in Baltimore. 205 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:25,790 And where did you see it first, kids? 206 00:15:26,305 --> 00:15:28,430 A 40-college show! 207 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,830 A big, strong line, ladies and gentlemen. 208 00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:33,430 It's Madison time! 209 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:37,230 I can do that dance. 210 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,460 It's Madison time. 211 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:44,660 Hit it. 212 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,140 You're looking good. 213 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,260 A big, strong line. 214 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:56,282 When I say hit it, I want you to go two up and two 215 00:15:56,294 --> 00:15:59,140 back with a big, strong turn and back to the medicine. 216 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,280 Hit the top. 217 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,960 No, you dance better than all of them. 218 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,020 Go ahead. 219 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,298 Now, when I say hit it, I want you to go two up and two 220 00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:16,450 back, double-cross, come out of it with the rifle back. 221 00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:34,210 Now, when I say hit it, I want the big, strong M. 222 00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:36,050 Erase it and back to the medicine. 223 00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:39,470 Hit it. 224 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,260 Now, then, when I say hit it, it'll be T time. 225 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Big, strong line. 226 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:14,339 Now, when I say hit it, I want the big, strong 227 00:17:14,351 --> 00:17:16,480 basketball with the Rock Chamberlain hook. 228 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:21,560 Hit it. 229 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:30,382 Now, this time, when I say hit it, I want the big, 230 00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:32,740 strong Jackie Gleason and back to the medicine. 231 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:43,840 Erase it. 232 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:47,180 When I say hit it, go two up and two back, double-cross and freeze. 233 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:48,940 Hit it. 234 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:57,650 Hold it right there. 235 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:09,197 All right, hold on to your hats, all you continental rockers, because 236 00:18:09,209 --> 00:18:12,780 it's dance contest time, and we've got the wildest judge in town. 237 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:16,298 You listen to her every night on WEDD, and she hosts Negro Day 238 00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:19,520 on the Courtney Collins Show the last Thursday of every month. 239 00:18:19,644 --> 00:18:22,418 Ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome for the queen 240 00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:25,160 of Baltimore soul, Ms. Motormouth Maybel herself. 241 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,620 Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it, Baltimore. 242 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:35,820 Whee! 243 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:36,940 And 244 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:47,660 sweetheart, dancing is my game. 245 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,040 Whoo! 246 00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:57,370 Chubby Checker and Pony Time! 247 00:18:58,030 --> 00:18:59,430 It's Pony Time! 248 00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:00,670 Get up! 249 00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:04,390 Hey now, everybody. 250 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,150 It's the Union call. 251 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,570 It's the Pony Time. 252 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,250 When you hear this call. 253 00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:16,410 So get ready. 254 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:17,530 Go! 255 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,290 Get up! 256 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:23,750 Okay, fatso, let's see what you're made of. 257 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,970 I'm in the big boss line. 258 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,390 Well, anyway, I'm in the big boss line. 259 00:19:29,391 --> 00:19:30,090 I'm in the big boss line. 260 00:19:30,091 --> 00:19:32,210 you're gonna look real fine. 261 00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:35,090 So get ready. 262 00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:38,010 Get up! 263 00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:42,310 Get up! 264 00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:42,610 Get up! 265 00:19:42,611 --> 00:19:45,290 Well, I say gee, you turn to the right. 266 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:47,770 Well, I say one, now gee. 267 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:49,470 Yeah, yeah, baby. 268 00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:51,050 Now what? 269 00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:52,810 Yeah! 270 00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:53,950 Oh, baby. 271 00:19:54,050 --> 00:19:55,190 Oh, baby. 272 00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:56,970 Pony, baby. 273 00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:58,270 Do it, baby. 274 00:19:58,271 --> 00:19:59,850 Oh, baby. 275 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:00,990 Oh, baby. 276 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,460 Going to see little Susie. 277 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,020 Who lives next door. 278 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,660 She's doing enough. 279 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,440 Oh, baby. 280 00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:15,500 She's taking the floor. 281 00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:18,420 Get with it. 282 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,020 Get with it. 283 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:29,600 Get with it. 284 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,900 Just three couples left. 285 00:20:32,144 --> 00:20:33,560 Tammy, bring on the applause meter. 286 00:20:34,939 --> 00:20:37,180 Is it going to be couple number one? 287 00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:44,740 Or is it couple number two? 288 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:50,280 Or shall it be couple number three? 289 00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:03,830 I think we have a winner. 290 00:21:05,070 --> 00:21:06,850 And that winner is... 291 00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:08,590 I love a tender. 292 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,910 Tracey and Fender. 293 00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:12,340 All right. 294 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,980 Tracey Turnblad, you are the queen of the hop tonight. 295 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,036 Listen, we're holding auditions for the council tomorrow. 296 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:27,820 You ought to come down and strut your stuff. 297 00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:30,036 Oh, Corny, do you really think I'm good enough? 298 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:31,060 What do you think, kids? 299 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:35,860 I hear you. 300 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,160 Thanks for coming down, Tracey. 301 00:21:37,161 --> 00:21:38,260 We'll see you tomorrow. 302 00:21:38,524 --> 00:21:40,786 Now, Motor Mouth, I think it's time we slowed 303 00:21:40,798 --> 00:21:42,920 things down a little with Mr. Gene Pitney. 304 00:21:43,249 --> 00:21:48,940 You can't hide your face in this god-forsaken place here in your own city. 305 00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:51,720 It's a town without pity. 306 00:21:51,964 --> 00:21:53,460 Gene Pitney, ladies and gentlemen. 307 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,280 Young 308 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,588 and so in love as we And bewildered by the world we see Why do people but 309 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:33,600 us so Only those in love would know What a town without pity can do Corny 310 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,645 How can we keep A little pause. 311 00:24:00,675 --> 00:24:05,610 .. and we are back. 312 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,970 Thank you, girls. 313 00:24:11,274 --> 00:24:15,570 And now it's time to move on to a little something we call the spotlight. 314 00:24:20,014 --> 00:24:23,780 Okay, first girl, Miss Pingleton. 315 00:24:26,139 --> 00:24:27,540 I'm just a little nervous. 316 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,980 This is show business, young lady. 317 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,900 If you think you're nervous now, wait till you're on the air. 318 00:24:34,859 --> 00:24:37,180 Okay, first question. 319 00:24:38,889 --> 00:24:41,760 Are you now or have you ever gone steady? 320 00:24:42,169 --> 00:24:45,720 Well, I'm not going with anybody now, but I'd love to date a council member. 321 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Exactly. 322 00:24:50,915 --> 00:24:52,320 How many sweaters do you have? 323 00:24:52,734 --> 00:24:54,020 Gee, I never counted. 324 00:24:54,529 --> 00:24:56,160 I guess about five. 325 00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:57,780 Five! 326 00:25:00,504 --> 00:25:05,280 Next, Nadine Carver, Eastern High School. 327 00:25:06,749 --> 00:25:09,680 Are you aware that Negro Day is the last Thursday of every month? 328 00:25:09,984 --> 00:25:12,440 Yes, I've been on it a few times. 329 00:25:12,739 --> 00:25:16,520 I feel the show should be integrated every day. 330 00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:20,440 Can you relate to Leslie Gore's music? 331 00:25:21,819 --> 00:25:28,580 Look, she ain't no James Brown, but I can dance to Lawrence Welk if I have to. 332 00:25:31,074 --> 00:25:32,200 Thank you, Nadine. 333 00:25:33,090 --> 00:25:34,600 Tracy Turnblad. 334 00:25:40,369 --> 00:25:46,500 Would you do a pimple cream commercial on camera if Corny asked you to? 335 00:25:46,989 --> 00:25:48,120 I'd be proud to. 336 00:25:48,684 --> 00:25:50,600 Luckily, I've never been cursed with acne. 337 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:52,419 Like others. 338 00:25:53,175 --> 00:25:55,079 But I realize the devastating effect of skin 339 00:25:55,091 --> 00:25:56,920 blemishes on the social life of teenagers. 340 00:25:58,739 --> 00:26:03,280 Would you ever swim in an integrated swimming pool? 341 00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:07,320 I certainly would, Iggy. 342 00:26:08,389 --> 00:26:09,720 I'm a modern kind of girl. 343 00:26:09,850 --> 00:26:10,980 I'm all for integration. 344 00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:13,740 Aren't you a little fat for the show? 345 00:26:13,854 --> 00:26:15,100 That's enough, Amber. 346 00:26:15,854 --> 00:26:19,660 I would imagine that many of the home viewers are also pleasantly plump or chunky. 347 00:26:19,884 --> 00:26:20,884 Oh, come on. 348 00:26:20,999 --> 00:26:22,840 The show's not filmed in Cinemascope. 349 00:26:22,955 --> 00:26:23,995 You're out of line, Amber. 350 00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:26,720 Corny, Tammy, can't you see? 351 00:26:27,259 --> 00:26:28,480 This girl's a trash can. 352 00:26:28,604 --> 00:26:29,740 That's five demerit points. 353 00:26:30,054 --> 00:26:31,470 You're suspended from the show today. 354 00:26:31,494 --> 00:26:32,716 Pack up your things and go home. 355 00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:33,740 Oh, my God. 356 00:26:34,499 --> 00:26:36,600 But I was supposed to leave the lady's choice. 357 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:38,020 I'm sure we can find a replacement. 358 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,600 Yes, Corny. 359 00:26:41,794 --> 00:26:42,860 Please wait outside. 360 00:26:43,629 --> 00:26:46,383 The council will now meet in secret, debate your 361 00:26:46,395 --> 00:26:49,160 personality flaws, and come to a final decision. 362 00:26:57,899 --> 00:26:59,699 Penny, Pink, I'll turn you awake to the dead. 363 00:27:00,014 --> 00:27:01,160 Tracey's not home yet. 364 00:27:01,424 --> 00:27:04,060 Plus, your mother called, and she's on the warpath. 365 00:27:04,245 --> 00:27:05,280 I know, Miss Edna. 366 00:27:05,281 --> 00:27:06,281 Can I come in? 367 00:27:09,139 --> 00:27:10,139 Well, yeah, come on up. 368 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,460 But I've got ironing, and Wilbur's working. 369 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,240 Mr. Terblad! 370 00:27:22,034 --> 00:27:23,860 It's not war with Cuba, is it? 371 00:27:24,829 --> 00:27:26,280 Or more Negro problems? 372 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,340 No, you'll see. 373 00:27:27,534 --> 00:27:29,800 Did poor Debbie Reynolds have a nervous breakdown? 374 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,760 This better be good. 375 00:27:32,129 --> 00:27:34,369 It's broad daylight, and I'm sitting in front of the TV. 376 00:27:35,664 --> 00:27:37,060 I've seen the Corny Collins Show. 377 00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:37,820 Thank you, Penny. 378 00:27:37,925 --> 00:27:38,700 Just watch. 379 00:27:38,794 --> 00:27:42,520 I just lost a $2.69 Silly Putty sale. 380 00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:43,780 This better be worth it. 381 00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:44,600 Wait, you'll see. 382 00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:45,360 Just watch. 383 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,340 What's your name? 384 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:47,000 I'm Ruby. 385 00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:47,620 And you? 386 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:48,600 Dee Dee. 387 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:49,260 And what about you? 388 00:27:49,264 --> 00:27:50,264 I'm Lucille. 389 00:27:50,399 --> 00:27:52,235 All right, now, where are you gonna be appearing tonight? 390 00:27:52,259 --> 00:27:53,620 We'll be at the Royal Theatre. 391 00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:55,519 At Motomuk Maybell. 392 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,500 Oh, soul review. 393 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,320 All right. 394 00:27:58,484 --> 00:28:01,620 Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for Baltimore's own Trink Letts. 395 00:28:01,819 --> 00:28:03,620 I closed up shop for this. 396 00:28:03,855 --> 00:28:04,855 Just wait. 397 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:08,937 All right, let's keep the music playing and the hits a-turning with 398 00:28:08,949 --> 00:28:12,180 Mr. Gene Chandler, because the Duke of Earl loves to cha-cha-cha. 399 00:28:13,479 --> 00:28:15,660 There, there, and look! 400 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,040 It's Tracy. 401 00:28:17,564 --> 00:28:21,100 Oh, my God, she's all per-rock-sided up. 402 00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:22,940 I'll be damned. 403 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,140 Tracy's on TV. 404 00:28:24,514 --> 00:28:26,400 It was a triple process yet. 405 00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:29,460 Tracy was accepted on the Corny Collins Council. 406 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,300 Mr. and Mrs. Turnblad, your daughter is a star. 407 00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:39,880 Well, see, 408 00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:45,660 she's already getting close-ups. 409 00:28:45,784 --> 00:28:47,420 Does she get paid for this? 410 00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:49,480 Big as our house. 411 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,260 I think she looks pretty, Edna. 412 00:29:01,834 --> 00:29:04,460 Yes, I'm watching her now. 413 00:29:05,289 --> 00:29:06,289 You are? 414 00:29:06,684 --> 00:29:07,780 Well, thank you. 415 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:08,440 Yes. 416 00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:10,020 Good-bye. 417 00:29:11,639 --> 00:29:13,360 That was Hilda from up Conklin Street. 418 00:29:13,884 --> 00:29:15,400 She's going to send the telegram. 419 00:29:17,514 --> 00:29:19,300 Oh, God, there she is! 420 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:22,180 Oh! 421 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,220 Oh! 422 00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:51,086 Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to introduce someone very special, a brand-new 423 00:29:51,098 --> 00:29:55,010 council member making her first appearance on the show, and we already have telegrams. 424 00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:56,221 Why don't you introduce yourself? 425 00:29:56,245 --> 00:29:57,245 Hi, Corny. 426 00:29:57,299 --> 00:29:59,850 I'm Tracy Turnblad, and I go to Mervo High. 427 00:30:04,389 --> 00:30:06,250 Well, Tracy, someone out there likes you. 428 00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:09,130 Please have the new girl lead a lady's choice. 429 00:30:09,530 --> 00:30:11,670 I was supposed to lead the lady's choice. 430 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,499 Tell me, Tracy, are you going steady? 431 00:30:13,644 --> 00:30:17,070 No, I'm not, Corny, but there is somebody I've got a crush on. 432 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:18,410 Who I'd like to know. 433 00:30:18,544 --> 00:30:19,750 She's just a child. 434 00:30:21,709 --> 00:30:23,850 Well, let's see who the lucky guy is. 435 00:30:23,884 --> 00:30:26,350 Ladies and gentlemen, a lady's choice. 436 00:30:26,770 --> 00:30:27,590 Hi, Tracy! 437 00:30:27,705 --> 00:30:28,705 It's me, Penny! 438 00:30:28,809 --> 00:30:30,230 She can't hear you. 439 00:30:34,364 --> 00:30:36,630 She better hadn't dare. 440 00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:50,130 If you should lose me Oh, yeah You'll lose a good thing 441 00:30:57,500 --> 00:31:05,500 If you should lose me Oh, yeah You'll lose a good thing You 442 00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:22,680 know that the friendship ring! 443 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:52,880 That fat girl's no competition. 444 00:31:53,185 --> 00:31:53,940 White trash. 445 00:31:53,941 --> 00:31:55,080 Plain and simple. 446 00:31:55,774 --> 00:31:58,460 For all we know, that girl could be high yellow. 447 00:31:59,364 --> 00:32:04,060 Mommy, Daddy, I'll still be the queen of the auto show, won't I? 448 00:32:04,304 --> 00:32:05,600 Aww, honey. 449 00:32:07,070 --> 00:32:08,260 This is the last one. 450 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,440 No, she's not here. 451 00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:30,780 Well, I'm sure she loves you too. 452 00:32:31,295 --> 00:32:32,295 Yes, thank you. 453 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:33,660 Goodbye. 454 00:32:33,999 --> 00:32:35,760 This is amazing. 455 00:32:36,199 --> 00:32:37,840 She's so popular already. 456 00:32:38,459 --> 00:32:40,600 She could be one of the June Taylor dancers. 457 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,440 Hello? 458 00:32:49,479 --> 00:32:51,440 Well, yes. 459 00:32:52,334 --> 00:32:54,300 I am Tracy Turnblad's agent. 460 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,000 Give me a pencil. 461 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,240 Quick, quick. 462 00:33:00,069 --> 00:33:01,470 Hell, may I help you? 463 00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:03,650 Mm-hmm. 464 00:33:04,570 --> 00:33:05,570 Yeah! 465 00:33:06,590 --> 00:33:09,730 Oh, Tracy, you were wonderful. 466 00:33:09,970 --> 00:33:11,210 Honey, we're real proud of you. 467 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:13,490 Oh, sweetie. 468 00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:15,397 And listen, tomorrow if you could get up just a 469 00:33:15,409 --> 00:33:17,305 little bit closer so we can see you better, okay? 470 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,870 And maybe even give the hearty ha a little p-p-plug. 471 00:33:20,734 --> 00:33:22,410 Mom, Dad. 472 00:33:22,949 --> 00:33:24,830 Oh, Penny, my best friend. 473 00:33:25,719 --> 00:33:26,770 I'm so happy. 474 00:33:27,719 --> 00:33:29,750 Finally, all of Baltimore knows. 475 00:33:30,219 --> 00:33:33,550 I'm big, blonde, and beautiful. 476 00:33:33,909 --> 00:33:35,690 Oh, you're a team leader now. 477 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:38,170 And the showbiz offers are pouring in. 478 00:33:38,534 --> 00:33:39,810 Tonight we have an audition. 479 00:33:40,389 --> 00:33:41,835 And, honey, this is only the beginning. 480 00:33:41,859 --> 00:33:44,290 Stick with me and we'll claw our way to the top. 481 00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:45,291 Oh, God. 482 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:49,770 Fame, fortune, glamour. 483 00:33:50,684 --> 00:33:52,290 And to top it off... 484 00:33:54,474 --> 00:33:55,490 I'm in love. 485 00:33:58,690 --> 00:34:00,910 Well, Tracy, you were really tough. 486 00:34:18,570 --> 00:34:20,610 Tracy, what do you think about this one? 487 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:24,770 I mean, Wilbur would kill us if we spent that much money. 488 00:34:24,909 --> 00:34:26,090 You look gorgeous, Bert. 489 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,330 The simply exquisite. 490 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:28,870 Oh, I don't know, Pinky. 491 00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:30,750 Have any, Claire? 492 00:34:32,430 --> 00:34:33,630 Eat up, girls, eat up. 493 00:34:33,789 --> 00:34:34,789 Big as beautiful. 494 00:34:36,170 --> 00:34:37,170 Tracy Turnblad. 495 00:34:37,490 --> 00:34:40,630 Welcome to the hefty hideaway house of fashion for the ample woman. 496 00:34:40,814 --> 00:34:42,250 Hi, I'm Mr. Pinky. 497 00:34:42,770 --> 00:34:43,170 Hi. 498 00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,830 Mr. Pinky, I'm Tracy's... a business manager, Edna Turnblad. 499 00:34:47,874 --> 00:34:49,810 Well, it's a pleasure to meet the both of you. 500 00:34:50,110 --> 00:34:53,489 Here we cater to the big bone gals like yourself who are stylish... 501 00:34:53,590 --> 00:34:57,050 and at the same time frustrated by the lack of sizes in the department stores today. 502 00:34:57,214 --> 00:34:58,370 I saw you on TV. 503 00:34:58,371 --> 00:34:59,770 I want you to be my model. 504 00:35:00,184 --> 00:35:02,210 Would she be paid for this? 505 00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:04,290 One free outfit a month. 506 00:35:04,864 --> 00:35:05,650 You start tomorrow. 507 00:35:05,819 --> 00:35:07,430 I hope there's no diets in the works... 508 00:35:07,455 --> 00:35:11,330 because I want to design your Miss Auto Show coronation gown myself. 509 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:15,370 Could you throw in a pair of complimentary petty pants in the deal? 510 00:35:15,450 --> 00:35:18,470 You drive a hard bargain, Miss Edna, and rightfully so. 511 00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:20,150 Oh, petty pants, panty girdle. 512 00:35:20,334 --> 00:35:21,910 You just let Tracy take her pick. 513 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,310 How about a fabulous frock just for me? 514 00:35:24,545 --> 00:35:26,425 Tracy will have to work one extra day for free. 515 00:35:26,770 --> 00:35:27,490 It's a deal. 516 00:35:27,645 --> 00:35:29,050 Thank you, Mr. Pinky. 517 00:35:29,555 --> 00:35:31,710 I'm going to make you a star. 518 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:41,640 Beautiful. 519 00:35:42,075 --> 00:35:43,075 It's a new you. 520 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:43,880 Come on. 521 00:35:44,220 --> 00:35:46,040 Come on. 522 00:35:46,255 --> 00:35:47,300 Going to the beauty shop? 523 00:35:47,301 --> 00:35:48,900 Yes, you haven't even been in here. 524 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,060 Come on, Bob. 525 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,040 You deserve it. 526 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,660 Bob will kill me. 527 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,160 Oh, well. 528 00:35:54,184 --> 00:35:55,280 You really think I should? 529 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:56,420 Yes. 530 00:36:13,990 --> 00:36:15,320 Welcome to the sixties. 531 00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:26,130 In the figure shown, line segment AB... 532 00:36:26,330 --> 00:36:30,870 and line segment CD... are chords of the circle. 533 00:36:31,459 --> 00:36:35,730 Line segment PA and line segment PC... 534 00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:38,510 What is the problem, Mr. Davis? 535 00:36:39,350 --> 00:36:40,810 I can't see through her hair. 536 00:36:42,010 --> 00:36:43,410 I can't help but to be short. 537 00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:48,830 Your ratted hair is preventing yet another student's geometry education. 538 00:36:49,710 --> 00:36:51,550 It's feathered, not ratted. 539 00:36:52,134 --> 00:36:55,210 Whatever you call it, it's a hair don't. 540 00:36:55,390 --> 00:36:56,970 You've been warned repeatedly. 541 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,410 I want you to take a little walk down to the principal's office. 542 00:37:02,650 --> 00:37:03,990 Let's see what he has to say. 543 00:37:21,790 --> 00:37:24,940 Anyway, she was right in the car... 544 00:37:25,140 --> 00:37:27,900 in plain sight of just everybody at the hop. 545 00:37:29,274 --> 00:37:30,320 She was nude. 546 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:31,080 No. 547 00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:32,470 That fat thing. 548 00:37:32,860 --> 00:37:34,840 Tracey Turnblad is a whore. 549 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,340 Happy now? 550 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:40,940 But, Mom, I didn't do anything. 551 00:37:40,941 --> 00:37:41,480 Don't bite Mom. 552 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:42,840 I did it. 553 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,080 You are such a slag, my dear. 554 00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:44,400 Ow! 555 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,080 What was that for? 556 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,940 Give you something to whine about. 557 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,640 Miss Turnblad? 558 00:38:04,544 --> 00:38:05,860 Have a seat. 559 00:38:06,524 --> 00:38:07,524 Yes, sir. 560 00:38:13,230 --> 00:38:16,420 Once again, your hairdo is getting you in hot water. 561 00:38:17,054 --> 00:38:20,340 Didn't two weeks in hairdo detention have any effect? 562 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,660 I happen to be the height of teen fashion. 563 00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:27,260 You're on a one-way ticket to a reform school. 564 00:38:28,144 --> 00:38:31,140 Well, I'm afraid we're just going to have to change your homeroom. 565 00:38:31,390 --> 00:38:36,160 Starting today, you report to class 10-D, room 108. 566 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:37,880 Special ed? 567 00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:39,320 Yes, Miss Turnblad. 568 00:38:39,494 --> 00:38:41,000 Special education. 569 00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:42,980 But that's for retards. 570 00:38:43,410 --> 00:38:45,460 And the black is you try to hold back. 571 00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:49,148 Here, you will be taught by specialists trained to 572 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,580 deal with hairdo scofflaws in high school society. 573 00:38:52,584 --> 00:38:53,584 Mr. Davidson! 574 00:38:54,350 --> 00:38:56,420 That will be all, Miss Turnblad. 575 00:38:56,910 --> 00:39:00,100 The city of Baltimore has an interesting Catholic history. 576 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,700 It was named after Lord Baltimore. 577 00:39:02,985 --> 00:39:06,037 He founded the Maryland colony for Catholics and Cubans 578 00:39:06,049 --> 00:39:08,780 who could not practice their religion in England. 579 00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:00,990 Good morning, Miss Shipley. 580 00:40:02,095 --> 00:40:05,470 Now, let's all stand and say the Pledge of Allegiance. 581 00:40:14,420 --> 00:40:19,620 I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. 582 00:40:29,434 --> 00:40:31,540 Come on, Amber, can't we just be friends? 583 00:40:33,755 --> 00:40:35,160 You're acting like a child. 584 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:46,060 Now, as you all know, today is special education's turn at the dodgeball tournament. 585 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,493 So let's get into the locker room, put on those gym outfits 586 00:40:53,505 --> 00:40:57,120 and show them that special education is nothing to laugh about. 587 00:40:58,300 --> 00:40:59,300 All 588 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,850 right, ladies, let's go. 589 00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,570 Let's play dodgeball. 590 00:41:31,090 --> 00:41:34,030 Hey, they put me in special ed just because of my hair. 591 00:41:36,330 --> 00:41:38,730 Hey, I saw you on the Corny Collins show. 592 00:41:38,731 --> 00:41:40,731 Where do white girls learn how to dance like that? 593 00:41:41,384 --> 00:41:42,384 Just practicing. 594 00:41:42,770 --> 00:41:44,690 Oh, and watching Negro Day on the Corny Collins. 595 00:41:44,955 --> 00:41:47,710 Hey, Thunder Thighs, this one's for you. 596 00:41:48,530 --> 00:41:49,530 Hey, grow up, Amber. 597 00:41:50,484 --> 00:41:53,070 My mama says Negro Day ain't nothing but segregation. 598 00:41:53,370 --> 00:41:54,370 Well, mama. 599 00:41:54,410 --> 00:41:56,750 Yeah, none other than Motor Mouth Mabel herself. 600 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:58,890 I'm seaweed. 601 00:42:00,330 --> 00:42:03,110 Hey, Penny, see the collar boy, the cute one? 602 00:42:03,550 --> 00:42:05,490 His mother is Motor Mouth Mabel. 603 00:42:05,955 --> 00:42:06,990 He's gorgeous. 604 00:42:10,510 --> 00:42:14,020 He's a fat retard. 605 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:24,210 Tracy. 606 00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:26,370 Tracy. 607 00:42:28,950 --> 00:42:29,950 Tracy. 608 00:42:31,344 --> 00:42:32,810 You're all right, girl. 609 00:42:33,315 --> 00:42:34,475 Are you sure she's all right? 610 00:42:34,730 --> 00:42:35,730 Yeah. 611 00:42:36,024 --> 00:42:37,024 She'll be okay. 612 00:42:37,694 --> 00:42:38,694 It's not who wins. 613 00:42:38,850 --> 00:42:40,050 It's how you play the game. 614 00:42:42,050 --> 00:42:45,210 Tracy, would you go steady with me? 615 00:42:46,634 --> 00:42:47,634 Mm-hmm. 616 00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:58,140 It won't take long. 617 00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,440 We're going 618 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,200 to... 619 00:43:06,820 --> 00:43:10,710 Yeah, let's twist again. 620 00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:12,750 Let's twist again. 621 00:43:13,330 --> 00:43:14,330 Ooh, 622 00:43:21,950 --> 00:43:23,490 the time is here. 623 00:43:25,110 --> 00:43:30,200 Round and round and all along, yeah. 624 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:34,540 Oh, baby, make me know you love me so. 625 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:46,250 Twist again, like we last year. 626 00:43:47,210 --> 00:43:49,530 Come on, twist again. 627 00:43:49,531 --> 00:43:52,530 Twist again, like we last year. 628 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,780 Fatty, fatty, two by four. 629 00:44:03,859 --> 00:44:05,520 Keg it through the dressing room door. 630 00:44:05,724 --> 00:44:08,080 Hi, Mr. Pinky, owner of the Hefty Hideaway. 631 00:44:08,514 --> 00:44:10,000 3311 Eastern Avenue. 632 00:44:10,339 --> 00:44:11,339 Are you big bone? 633 00:44:11,384 --> 00:44:13,760 Got a glandular problem, but you still want the glamour? 634 00:44:13,820 --> 00:44:14,740 Don't worry about it. 635 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,720 The Hefty Hideaway has got it all. 636 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,818 This beautiful ensemble being modeled by our 637 00:44:19,830 --> 00:44:22,700 lovely Tracy is available in sizes 12 to 26. 638 00:44:22,754 --> 00:44:23,754 You heard me right. 639 00:44:23,850 --> 00:44:25,620 You need a girdle, we got them. 640 00:44:25,770 --> 00:44:29,040 Even got large-sized shoes for that continental Clementine look. 641 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,200 Oh, my darling. 642 00:44:30,355 --> 00:44:31,760 All the prices you can afford. 643 00:44:32,054 --> 00:44:33,054 Big is beautiful. 644 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,580 Hefty Hideaway Eastern Avenue. 645 00:44:34,780 --> 00:44:36,820 You come on in today, you'll be awful glad you did. 646 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,200 That's our little baby. 647 00:44:43,669 --> 00:44:45,720 She's prettier than Elizabeth Taylor. 648 00:44:46,710 --> 00:44:47,710 Thank you, Mr. Pinky. 649 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,660 It's a thrill to have you as a new sponsor. 650 00:44:49,815 --> 00:44:53,640 And, Tracy, you keep this up and you just may be crowned Miss Auto Show 1963. 651 00:44:53,641 --> 00:44:54,641 Yay! 652 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:59,644 Remember, tomorrow is preteen day, so bring your little brother or your little sister 653 00:44:59,656 --> 00:45:03,680 or your cousins or your nieces or your nephews and let those tykes rock and roll on... 654 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,160 The Corny Collins Show! 655 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,360 I've never been to North Avenue. 656 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:11,060 Don't worry. 657 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,520 See, we gave you the directions. 658 00:45:31,330 --> 00:45:32,330 I gotta go. 659 00:45:32,490 --> 00:45:33,010 Thank you. 660 00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:34,430 Penny! 661 00:45:55,384 --> 00:45:56,384 Yeah, this is the place. 662 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,680 Wow! 663 00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,320 This is great! 664 00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:02,260 Look at that! 665 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,260 I've never been to this part of town before. 666 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,440 Hi! 667 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:15,600 There they are! 668 00:46:16,060 --> 00:46:17,060 Stop the camp! 669 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:18,520 Stop the camp! 670 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,880 Tracy Turnblad! 671 00:47:10,020 --> 00:47:13,280 You're my favorite dancer on Corny Collins. 672 00:47:13,281 --> 00:47:16,200 I'm Lil Inez, seaweed sister. 673 00:47:16,814 --> 00:47:18,580 Well, it's nice to meet you, Lil Inez. 674 00:47:19,060 --> 00:47:20,680 This is my best friend, Penny. 675 00:47:21,104 --> 00:47:22,545 And, Link, you probably know from the show. 676 00:47:22,569 --> 00:47:23,700 Wow, you guys really came. 677 00:47:24,084 --> 00:47:27,560 Hey, everybody, this is Tracy, the baddest white dancer in town. 678 00:47:28,380 --> 00:47:29,380 This is Link. 679 00:47:29,644 --> 00:47:30,644 This is Penny. 680 00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:38,720 No matter what you heard, we are gonna teach the white children how to do the bird! 681 00:47:40,800 --> 00:48:05,960 Buy me a taste! 682 00:48:05,961 --> 00:48:07,360 Somebody, please! 683 00:48:07,660 --> 00:48:08,320 Help me! 684 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,640 Here, here! 685 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:10,460 Take it all! 686 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:11,280 Take it! 687 00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:12,660 Take it all! 688 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,340 Please, don't hurt me! 689 00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:17,740 Please! 690 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,680 Why, thank you! 691 00:48:20,970 --> 00:48:21,970 Thank you kindly! 692 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,360 Officer! 693 00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:34,460 Yes, ma'am, can I help you? 694 00:48:38,820 --> 00:48:39,820 Stay, man! 695 00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:42,580 Let's get together tonight and play some hide-and-go-seek. 696 00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:45,060 Let's get together and play some hide-and-go-seek. 697 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:45,420 Let's get together and play some hide-and-go-seek. 698 00:48:45,421 --> 00:48:46,421 Let's go, one sec. 699 00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,060 Ooh, the dirty buggy! 700 00:48:55,420 --> 00:49:47,260 I dare to protect myself. 701 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,520 I know you were snatched, Penny. 702 00:49:53,834 --> 00:49:56,360 And I've come to save you! 703 00:49:56,544 --> 00:49:59,160 Oh, Papa Toonie, we got a loony! 704 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:00,640 Don't you try anything. 705 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:04,720 Any of your voodoo spells on me, you native woman! 706 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,500 We're just dancing! 707 00:50:06,904 --> 00:50:08,660 Mrs. Pingleton, stop acting crazy! 708 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:09,760 These are our friends! 709 00:50:10,109 --> 00:50:12,240 Don't act ignorant, Tracy Turnblad! 710 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,260 Come on, Penny! 711 00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:14,100 Arthur! 712 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:14,860 Come on! 713 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:15,480 Run! 714 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:16,380 Run! 715 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,300 Run for your life! 716 00:50:21,930 --> 00:50:22,970 Don't push, please! 717 00:50:23,190 --> 00:50:23,590 Don't push! 718 00:50:24,070 --> 00:50:24,450 Settle down! 719 00:50:24,710 --> 00:50:25,710 It's hot, please! 720 00:50:26,070 --> 00:50:29,590 If your chest stays still, you'll roll with it so hot, you'll be in the hot seat! 721 00:50:30,530 --> 00:50:31,530 What? 722 00:50:32,110 --> 00:50:35,650 It's gonna be a lot of fun. 723 00:51:25,490 --> 00:51:27,010 Hurry up or watch this, all right? 724 00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:27,810 Hurry, but watch this. 725 00:51:28,090 --> 00:51:29,090 You all together? 726 00:51:29,190 --> 00:51:29,410 Yeah. 727 00:51:29,674 --> 00:51:32,130 Well, I'm sorry, but preteen day's a white-only show. 728 00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:33,570 Negro day's the end of the month. 729 00:51:33,834 --> 00:51:35,790 Now, you can come on in, or you're gonna have to get out of the line, all right? 730 00:51:35,794 --> 00:51:37,626 You mean you're gonna turn this little girl away? 731 00:51:37,650 --> 00:51:39,250 Look, I don't make the rules, all right? 732 00:51:39,299 --> 00:51:40,130 Now, you're gonna come on in... 733 00:51:40,131 --> 00:51:42,770 Aren't you aware of the supreme court ruling on segregation? 734 00:51:43,165 --> 00:51:43,970 What are you talking about, kid? 735 00:51:44,070 --> 00:51:46,375 I just want you to either come in or don't come in, all right? 736 00:51:46,399 --> 00:51:48,110 I have a dream. 737 00:51:48,630 --> 00:51:49,470 You heard the man. 738 00:51:49,590 --> 00:51:50,670 You're holding up the line. 739 00:51:50,910 --> 00:51:51,910 Segregation never! 740 00:51:52,169 --> 00:51:53,410 Integration now! 741 00:51:53,714 --> 00:51:54,714 Segregation never! 742 00:51:55,170 --> 00:51:56,170 Integration now! 743 00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:57,314 Segregation never! 744 00:51:57,589 --> 00:51:58,690 Integration now! 745 00:51:59,170 --> 00:52:00,170 Segregation never! 746 00:52:00,310 --> 00:52:01,310 Integration now! 747 00:52:01,510 --> 00:52:02,510 Segregation never! 748 00:52:02,595 --> 00:52:05,830 Okay, all you little tykes, we got a real treat in store for you. 749 00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:07,910 A local group with a big hit record. 750 00:52:08,089 --> 00:52:09,050 Let's have a warm welcome. 751 00:52:09,095 --> 00:52:10,290 Come on, for the lafayacs. 752 00:52:12,130 --> 00:52:13,530 What 753 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:34,120 are you waiting for? 754 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,880 Ms. Collins, 755 00:52:44,780 --> 00:52:45,860 there's some trouble outside. 756 00:52:45,861 --> 00:52:48,141 There's a little black girl that wants to be on the show. 757 00:52:48,294 --> 00:52:49,654 Well, let her in, for God's sakes. 758 00:52:50,140 --> 00:52:51,560 The station management says no. 759 00:52:52,029 --> 00:52:53,160 She's with some agitators. 760 00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:54,916 I'm afraid of demonstrations in the works. 761 00:52:54,940 --> 00:52:56,420 Okay, I'll be there as soon as I can. 762 00:52:58,580 --> 00:52:58,940 Stop. 763 00:52:59,140 --> 00:53:00,140 What are you doing? 764 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,340 I'm taking the help. 765 00:53:01,460 --> 00:53:02,240 Well, you can't, though. 766 00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:04,940 You can't change the world in one day. 767 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,680 Oh, no. 768 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,200 Oh, no. 769 00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:17,500 I keep telling you. 770 00:53:24,970 --> 00:53:26,550 I said I told you, baby. 771 00:53:27,470 --> 00:53:30,110 I said I told you, baby. 772 00:53:30,111 --> 00:53:32,250 I said I told you, baby. 773 00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:33,251 Hey, you. 774 00:53:33,410 --> 00:53:34,930 Can I ask you a personal question? 775 00:53:35,290 --> 00:53:35,750 No, you can't. 776 00:53:36,190 --> 00:53:37,350 It's your daughter, mulatto. 777 00:53:37,950 --> 00:53:38,030 Ugh. 778 00:53:38,910 --> 00:53:39,910 Ew. 779 00:53:40,030 --> 00:53:41,030 What the fuck? 780 00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:42,650 I'm taking a home from my daughter. 781 00:53:42,870 --> 00:53:43,570 I'm taking a home from my daughter. 782 00:53:43,571 --> 00:53:44,571 Someone, please. 783 00:53:44,710 --> 00:53:45,330 Somebody has a plan. 784 00:53:45,550 --> 00:53:46,710 It's nice to get back to me. 785 00:53:46,711 --> 00:53:48,130 Two, four, six, eight. 786 00:53:48,134 --> 00:53:49,270 He's got to integrate. 787 00:53:49,700 --> 00:53:51,110 Two, four, six, eight. 788 00:53:51,174 --> 00:53:52,510 He's got to integrate. 789 00:53:52,699 --> 00:53:53,790 Two, four, six, eight. 790 00:54:15,810 --> 00:54:19,130 Now, kids, we're going to get real lovey-dovey. 791 00:54:19,170 --> 00:54:21,560 I know this is one of your favorite records, and it's one of mine, too. 792 00:54:21,584 --> 00:54:23,710 Leslie gore, sing your heart out. 793 00:54:33,700 --> 00:54:36,340 Can I, uh, have this dance? 794 00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:43,880 What difference does it make, mr. 795 00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:43,980 Hahn? 796 00:54:43,981 --> 00:54:47,640 Where are you, the n-double-a-c-p? 797 00:54:47,855 --> 00:54:51,200 But it's an easy way to integrate without trouble. 798 00:54:51,439 --> 00:54:52,660 Absolutely not. 799 00:54:53,069 --> 00:54:55,660 Baltimore is not ready for integrated dancing. 800 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,840 Two, 801 00:55:15,509 --> 00:55:16,540 four, six, eight. 802 00:55:16,629 --> 00:55:17,640 TV's got to integrate. 803 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,280 Well, that's it for today, kids. 804 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,680 See you tomorrow at 3 o'clock, live at tilted acres. 805 00:57:12,770 --> 00:57:20,090 Black Baltimore, your mother is ready to show her might and fight, fight, fight! 806 00:57:26,980 --> 00:57:28,240 You know where to go. 807 00:57:29,060 --> 00:57:30,260 Tilted acres for the show. 808 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,320 Segregation? 809 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:33,500 No! 810 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:33,980 No! 811 00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:35,620 No! 812 00:57:49,404 --> 00:57:50,630 All right, now. 813 00:57:51,024 --> 00:57:53,670 I want to introduce you to my main man. 814 00:57:54,320 --> 00:58:00,270 I'm his biggest fan all the way from louisiana just to see me, the big mama jama. 815 00:58:00,710 --> 00:58:04,339 Now, I want to ball in this hole because he's 816 00:58:04,351 --> 00:58:07,670 a real doll, talking about tucson mccall. 817 00:58:26,260 --> 00:58:28,180 I moved your picture 818 00:58:55,430 --> 00:59:03,430 both large and small and each new day finds me so blue nothing takes the place of you 819 00:59:14,740 --> 00:59:22,460 because nothing oh, nothing takes the place of you 820 00:59:34,590 --> 00:59:42,590 I write this letter it's raining on my windowpane I 821 00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:06,560 feel the need of you because without you nothing seems the same so I wait 822 01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:33,240 Oh, Link, this is so romantic. 823 01:00:36,180 --> 01:00:40,020 I wish... I wish I was dark-skinned. 824 01:00:42,465 --> 01:00:48,500 Oh, Tracey, our souls are black, even though our skin is white. 825 01:00:53,395 --> 01:00:54,395 Oh, seaweed. 826 01:00:54,770 --> 01:00:56,660 Oh, seaweed, will integration ever come? 827 01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:03,080 Oh, Penny, my little white lily, we're outcast from both societies. 828 01:01:03,900 --> 01:01:07,360 Black, white, our love is taboo. 829 01:01:08,024 --> 01:01:09,900 Go to second, go to second. 830 01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:12,680 Oh. 831 01:01:15,620 --> 01:01:16,710 Oh, yes. 832 01:01:17,930 --> 01:01:18,930 Ooh. 833 01:01:19,750 --> 01:01:20,850 Oh, oh, oh. 834 01:01:20,895 --> 01:01:21,895 Siri, look! 835 01:01:22,990 --> 01:01:23,990 Tracey! 836 01:01:24,390 --> 01:01:27,650 Tracey Turnblad, it's your mommy! 837 01:01:28,010 --> 01:01:30,290 Oh, my God, it's my mother! 838 01:01:30,595 --> 01:01:31,595 She's gonna kill us. 839 01:01:32,170 --> 01:01:33,170 Tracey! 840 01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:34,250 Tracey! 841 01:01:34,690 --> 01:01:35,690 Where are they? 842 01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:37,310 Don't run, Tracey. 843 01:01:37,499 --> 01:01:38,510 You'll fall. 844 01:01:38,899 --> 01:01:52,310 Can we come in? 845 01:01:52,311 --> 01:01:54,370 Come on, guys, come on. 846 01:01:59,365 --> 01:02:00,630 Like, hi, cats. 847 01:02:01,450 --> 01:02:02,450 Sit down. 848 01:02:04,730 --> 01:02:06,270 You got the fuss chasing you? 849 01:02:06,564 --> 01:02:08,150 No, we were... 850 01:02:09,260 --> 01:02:11,010 You guys are real beatniks. 851 01:02:11,115 --> 01:02:12,250 Just like New York. 852 01:02:23,045 --> 01:02:25,070 You two checkerboard chicks and what? 853 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:29,410 You know, black and white, salt and pepper? 854 01:02:29,814 --> 01:02:33,890 Well, yes, I'm a checkerboard chick, I guess. 855 01:02:34,510 --> 01:02:35,510 Whoa. 856 01:02:35,550 --> 01:02:36,550 Whoa. 857 01:02:40,030 --> 01:02:41,420 I'm an integrationist. 858 01:02:42,230 --> 01:02:44,220 We shall overcome someday. 859 01:02:44,904 --> 01:02:46,360 Not with that hair you won't. 860 01:02:47,690 --> 01:02:49,660 You look like a hair hopper to me. 861 01:02:50,690 --> 01:02:53,620 I mean, your hair is really uncool. 862 01:02:54,509 --> 01:02:58,840 How do you get your hair so straight and so flat? 863 01:02:59,430 --> 01:03:00,760 With an iron, man. 864 01:03:01,115 --> 01:03:05,760 I play my bongos, listen to Odetta, and then I iron my hair, dig? 865 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:09,500 I think we better get going now. 866 01:03:09,575 --> 01:03:10,575 The coast looks clear. 867 01:03:11,735 --> 01:03:12,900 Let's do some reefer. 868 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,560 We'll get high and I'll iron the chick's hair. 869 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:17,200 Reefer? 870 01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:19,960 Drugs? 871 01:03:21,180 --> 01:03:22,180 Loco weed. 872 01:03:22,624 --> 01:03:25,420 When I'm high, I am Odetta. 873 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,260 Let's get naked and smoke. 874 01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:30,960 Cool. 875 01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:33,400 Don't breathe it in. 876 01:03:33,674 --> 01:03:34,300 You'll be addicted. 877 01:03:34,549 --> 01:03:35,549 Later, sister, later. 878 01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:36,640 Much later. 879 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:40,013 I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by 880 01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:43,680 madness, starving, hysterical, naked, dragging themselves... 881 01:03:56,445 --> 01:03:57,540 Don't hide Dad's knee. 882 01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:59,540 The whole world saw you on the news. 883 01:03:59,924 --> 01:04:01,920 Penny, this is Dr. Frederickson. 884 01:04:02,119 --> 01:04:03,260 He's a psychiatrist. 885 01:04:03,435 --> 01:04:05,880 And he's going to make you all better. 886 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:07,300 Feeling depressed, Penny? 887 01:04:07,460 --> 01:04:08,920 Want to talk about it? 888 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:13,020 Think of all the white boys in school and how much you'd like to date one. 889 01:04:13,294 --> 01:04:15,360 Be a good little girl and slip this on. 890 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,196 I'm telling you, shock, treatments are the answer. 891 01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:18,220 Come here, put it in. 892 01:04:20,050 --> 01:04:21,920 Good girl, good girl. 893 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,280 I love you, seaweed! 894 01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:25,300 Shut up! 895 01:04:25,780 --> 01:04:26,900 It's gonna be all right now. 896 01:04:28,330 --> 01:04:30,140 Prudy, this is totally unnecessary. 897 01:04:30,609 --> 01:04:31,900 Come on, honey, time to go home. 898 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,700 You can see Link tomorrow, come on. 899 01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:35,120 We've been worried sick about you. 900 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,560 This neighborhood is certainly no place for a star. 901 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,640 Now get in that car before someone sees you. 902 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,820 Well, personally, I have nothing against them. 903 01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:09,340 It's merely a matter of economics. 904 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:11,980 The Tilted Acres will never be integrated. 905 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:13,640 Segregation today! 906 01:05:14,060 --> 01:05:15,120 Segregation tomorrow. 907 01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:17,180 Segregation forever! 908 01:05:28,970 --> 01:05:29,970 One 909 01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:07,100 black face gets on camera. 910 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:08,660 This show's off the air. 911 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,236 Can't you see the kids don't care if blacks dance on the show? 912 01:06:11,260 --> 01:06:12,936 Can't you see this is ripping the city apart? 913 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,380 Motormouth Maybelle is out there, and she's our friend. 914 01:06:15,780 --> 01:06:17,300 We've done hops together for years. 915 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:18,520 The kids love her. 916 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:21,200 Look, the Corny Collins Show remains white. 917 01:06:21,214 --> 01:06:22,300 Oh, you're all fired! 918 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,080 Afternoon, Baltimore! 919 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,340 Welcome to the Corny Collins Show! 920 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,722 Yes, we are live from Tilted Acres, so hop in 921 01:06:34,734 --> 01:06:36,840 the car, bring the whole family, and come on out. 922 01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:40,406 Right now, I want to introduce to you the top contenders in the 923 01:06:40,418 --> 01:06:43,560 Miss Auto Show contest, Amber Von Tussle and Tracy Turnblad. 924 01:06:47,820 --> 01:06:49,463 Now, I understand you're both going to 925 01:06:49,475 --> 01:06:51,480 introduce a brand-new dance on the show today. 926 01:06:51,509 --> 01:06:52,840 Yes, I am, Corny. 927 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:58,080 It's called the Limbo Rock, and I bet some people will find it quite difficult. 928 01:06:58,674 --> 01:07:00,160 Here it is, the Limbo Rock. 929 01:07:40,494 --> 01:07:42,670 Good afternoon, Penny. 930 01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:44,750 Feeling better? 931 01:07:45,305 --> 01:07:47,010 Getting in touch with your anger? 932 01:07:47,634 --> 01:07:49,150 Go, Tracy, go! 933 01:08:04,490 --> 01:08:07,810 I watch that tramp, and I'm embarrassed to be white. 934 01:08:08,324 --> 01:08:10,364 You know, Edna, I've been reading about these kids. 935 01:08:11,234 --> 01:08:13,470 Maybe Tracy could be some sort of campus leader. 936 01:08:14,810 --> 01:08:16,810 Wilbur, it's the times. 937 01:08:17,570 --> 01:08:19,450 They're a-changin'. 938 01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,090 Something's blowing in the wind. 939 01:08:22,260 --> 01:08:23,950 Fetchin' my diet pills, would you, hon? 940 01:08:46,025 --> 01:08:47,680 Well, Baltimore, you saw it here first. 941 01:08:47,819 --> 01:08:49,720 The Limbo Rock, thank you very much, Amber. 942 01:08:50,125 --> 01:08:51,380 I'm a winner, Corny. 943 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,688 Well, Amber, you won the dance, but let's check 944 01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:55,560 the election results and see how you're doing. 945 01:08:57,180 --> 01:08:58,180 What 946 01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:06,180 do you have to say for yourself, Tracy? 947 01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:10,600 If elected, I plan to represent all of Baltimore. 948 01:09:11,140 --> 01:09:15,078 And today, I'd like to introduce a brand-new dance and dedicate it to some of my 949 01:09:15,090 --> 01:09:19,140 special friends, who, because of small-minded people, can't be here with me today. 950 01:09:19,539 --> 01:09:21,260 My dance is called The Waddle. 951 01:09:21,485 --> 01:09:23,260 That girl's got roaches in her hair. 952 01:09:24,399 --> 01:09:25,399 Roaches? 953 01:09:25,495 --> 01:09:27,960 My little Tracy's a clean teen. 954 01:09:28,145 --> 01:09:29,779 There's no bugs on her, baby. 955 01:09:30,025 --> 01:09:30,939 I'm not kidding. 956 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:32,080 I just saw one. 957 01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:33,899 Amber, you're such a comedian. 958 01:09:34,325 --> 01:09:37,279 Ladies and gentlemen, Tracy Turnblad and The Waddle. 959 01:09:37,430 --> 01:10:20,070 Come on, Tammy. 960 01:10:20,310 --> 01:10:21,830 What is going on here? 961 01:10:22,250 --> 01:10:22,510 Nothing. 962 01:10:22,850 --> 01:10:23,850 This isn't our fault. 963 01:10:24,370 --> 01:10:25,670 I told you this happened. 964 01:10:27,870 --> 01:10:34,750 Are you crazy? 965 01:10:35,430 --> 01:10:36,450 Move it out! 966 01:10:37,230 --> 01:10:40,570 That's why I would like to humbly state that I think... Daddy! 967 01:10:40,571 --> 01:10:41,571 Daddy! 968 01:10:42,550 --> 01:10:44,010 There's a riot going on. 969 01:10:44,030 --> 01:10:44,410 A riot? 970 01:10:44,650 --> 01:10:45,650 A race riot. 971 01:10:46,430 --> 01:10:47,710 No talking here. 972 01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:47,970 I'm not looking. 973 01:10:48,030 --> 01:10:49,030 I have no key. 974 01:10:49,210 --> 01:10:49,830 I'm not looking. 975 01:10:50,230 --> 01:10:51,230 I'm not looking. 976 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:15,270 Negroes. 977 01:11:17,195 --> 01:11:18,610 Black boys. 978 01:11:19,504 --> 01:11:20,210 Police! 979 01:11:20,350 --> 01:11:21,350 Come, Tammy! 980 01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:25,900 Tracy! 981 01:11:30,490 --> 01:11:31,490 Tracy! 982 01:11:32,390 --> 01:11:32,890 Blake! 983 01:11:33,230 --> 01:11:33,910 Blake! 984 01:11:34,054 --> 01:11:35,054 Blake! 985 01:11:39,030 --> 01:11:40,070 Tracy! 986 01:11:41,050 --> 01:11:42,050 Let her go! 987 01:11:42,955 --> 01:11:43,690 Tracy! 988 01:11:43,691 --> 01:11:44,691 Tracy! 989 01:11:45,350 --> 01:11:46,350 Tracy! 990 01:11:52,530 --> 01:11:53,530 Tracy! 991 01:11:57,570 --> 01:11:58,570 Good evening. 992 01:11:59,365 --> 01:12:01,050 Friday, June 5th, 1962. 993 01:12:01,725 --> 01:12:04,430 Racially tense, Tillett Acres amusement park. 994 01:12:04,915 --> 01:12:06,650 Long a tradition of Baltimore fun. 995 01:12:07,610 --> 01:12:08,610 Penny. 996 01:12:09,210 --> 01:12:10,210 Penny. 997 01:12:11,415 --> 01:12:13,270 Penny, how are you? 998 01:12:13,855 --> 01:12:14,950 What happened to your head? 999 01:12:14,951 --> 01:12:16,270 It happened to Tillett Acres. 1000 01:12:17,010 --> 01:12:18,010 Get me out of here. 1001 01:12:35,470 --> 01:12:36,510 Be careful. 1002 01:12:38,935 --> 01:12:41,670 Girl, they gotta flip when they see the new you. 1003 01:12:42,070 --> 01:12:43,730 ...including Link Larkin. 1004 01:12:44,510 --> 01:12:46,050 That's Link Larkin, my boyfriend! 1005 01:12:52,395 --> 01:12:56,643 That common law boyfriend, Miss Turnblad, was listed in fair condition at Union Memorial Hospital tonight, 1006 01:12:56,655 --> 01:13:00,875 recovering from two fractured kneecaps, seen in one of the many incidents of violence that erupted today. 1007 01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:05,130 I love you, Tracy. 1008 01:13:06,150 --> 01:13:07,150 Ah! 1009 01:13:07,490 --> 01:13:09,950 Tracy Turnblad is a human roach nest. 1010 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:14,990 Is this the caliber of teenager we want representing Baltimore at the auto show? 1011 01:13:16,965 --> 01:13:18,990 Amber will be so proud of us. 1012 01:13:20,050 --> 01:13:22,710 We're gonna go down in the history books for this one, Velma. 1013 01:13:24,330 --> 01:13:27,310 Tracy's parents had an emotional appeal for their daughter. 1014 01:13:28,190 --> 01:13:30,150 Tracy, honey, we know you are innocent. 1015 01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:32,476 You were right about everything you said about integration. 1016 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,870 We joined NAACP. 1017 01:13:36,330 --> 01:13:38,984 And we will fight in every way possible to get your 1018 01:13:38,996 --> 01:13:42,030 release and back in front of the cameras where you belong. 1019 01:13:42,650 --> 01:13:43,650 What? 1020 01:13:43,790 --> 01:13:46,030 Integration is no last matter. 1021 01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:56,060 Take a hand. 1022 01:13:57,080 --> 01:14:01,450 Not a lot of time for racism. 1023 01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:04,010 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1024 01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:06,690 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1025 01:14:07,115 --> 01:14:08,930 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1026 01:14:09,355 --> 01:14:11,030 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1027 01:14:11,465 --> 01:14:13,110 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1028 01:14:13,111 --> 01:14:14,111 Free! 1029 01:14:16,275 --> 01:14:22,150 Now, darlings, aren't you glad that you were punished and under psychiatric care? 1030 01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,350 You could have been killed today. 1031 01:14:24,650 --> 01:14:27,090 I wish I was at a hootenanny in Harlem. 1032 01:14:28,450 --> 01:14:29,050 What was that? 1033 01:14:29,255 --> 01:14:30,030 Ah, just a TV. 1034 01:14:30,260 --> 01:14:31,610 I heard somebody laugh. 1035 01:14:33,350 --> 01:14:34,350 Oh, my God! 1036 01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:35,970 There are colored people in my house! 1037 01:14:36,235 --> 01:14:37,950 I'm gonna make our citizens arrest! 1038 01:14:38,530 --> 01:14:39,530 Stop! 1039 01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:54,280 You are punished even after you die! 1040 01:15:08,810 --> 01:15:11,046 It's a real pleasure to be here today in the 1041 01:15:11,058 --> 01:15:13,410 city of Baltimore at this wonderful auto show. 1042 01:15:13,790 --> 01:15:14,610 Thank you very much. 1043 01:15:14,750 --> 01:15:18,448 I have my aid here, the scissors, and we're gonna take this 1044 01:15:18,460 --> 01:15:22,170 opportunity to open the show here in the city of Baltimore. 1045 01:15:22,790 --> 01:15:23,790 There we are. 1046 01:15:31,010 --> 01:15:32,360 Well, how do you do, Governor? 1047 01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:33,361 So nice meeting you. 1048 01:15:33,620 --> 01:15:35,060 You've got some spinach on your tie. 1049 01:15:37,625 --> 01:15:39,280 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1050 01:15:39,410 --> 01:15:40,900 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1051 01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:53,520 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1052 01:16:03,590 --> 01:16:10,940 Just remember, if Amber loses, she walks off the set, and then you Throw the bomb. 1053 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:14,760 Who the hell is Tracy Turnblad? 1054 01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:19,060 She's an upper-lower-class teenager who was arrested in yesterday's demonstration... 1055 01:16:19,410 --> 01:16:21,010 and is currently being held at Montrose. 1056 01:16:21,485 --> 01:16:23,200 She is a hair hopper. 1057 01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:24,625 A what? 1058 01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:28,880 Jesus Christ! 1059 01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:30,880 More integration pickets. 1060 01:16:31,260 --> 01:16:32,840 This is a political hot potato. 1061 01:16:33,290 --> 01:16:34,620 And I wasn't even warned. 1062 01:16:34,930 --> 01:16:36,090 But this came out of nowhere. 1063 01:16:36,265 --> 01:16:38,440 We had no idea of her grassroots support. 1064 01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:42,340 You keep the goddamn cops away before this makes the national news. 1065 01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:54,060 Governor, we must have some answers right now for our vast television audience. 1066 01:16:54,295 --> 01:16:57,440 The voters are demanding answers from right here at the governor's mansion. 1067 01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,600 This demonstration is going to turn nasty. 1068 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,160 No police. 1069 01:17:03,304 --> 01:17:03,920 No police. 1070 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:04,860 No police. 1071 01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:05,960 How are you? 1072 01:17:06,140 --> 01:17:07,140 Nice to see you. 1073 01:17:07,300 --> 01:17:07,840 What are you doing? 1074 01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:08,500 What is this? 1075 01:17:08,501 --> 01:17:10,100 Hey, let's get a handcuff. 1076 01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:17,340 Hi, honey. 1077 01:17:17,945 --> 01:17:18,945 I'm home. 1078 01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:21,160 Well, Baltimore, today's the big day. 1079 01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:26,200 We're here live at the new armory for the grand opening of the 1963 auto show. 1080 01:17:26,405 --> 01:17:30,000 And who will be the dancing princess from our council to be ground queen? 1081 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:31,800 We'll know right after this. 1082 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:33,200 No cops. 1083 01:17:33,465 --> 01:17:34,240 No cameras. 1084 01:17:34,420 --> 01:17:37,820 We're going to work this thing out ourselves, aren't we? 1085 01:17:38,530 --> 01:17:40,700 Madam, you do have the key to these. 1086 01:17:40,885 --> 01:17:44,080 We'll talk about the key after you release Tracy. 1087 01:17:47,020 --> 01:17:48,020 The 1088 01:17:55,630 --> 01:17:57,630 moment of truth has arrived, ladies and gentlemen. 1089 01:17:57,890 --> 01:18:00,110 You, the audience, has made your decision. 1090 01:18:00,530 --> 01:18:03,364 And here to announce the results, we have Mr. 1091 01:18:03,376 --> 01:18:07,470 Arvin Hodgepile, president of WZZT Studios, ladies and gentlemen. 1092 01:18:08,370 --> 01:18:09,370 Thank you. 1093 01:18:09,410 --> 01:18:10,410 Thank you. 1094 01:18:11,210 --> 01:18:14,210 We have a difficult situation with the vote's tabulation. 1095 01:18:14,910 --> 01:18:17,250 The results were quite close. 1096 01:18:17,930 --> 01:18:17,970 Tracy! 1097 01:18:18,295 --> 01:18:18,930 Tracy! 1098 01:18:19,220 --> 01:18:20,220 Tracy! 1099 01:18:21,110 --> 01:18:21,110 Tracy! 1100 01:18:22,030 --> 01:18:23,030 Tracy! 1101 01:18:23,830 --> 01:18:23,830 Tracy! 1102 01:18:24,730 --> 01:18:25,730 Tracy! 1103 01:18:25,790 --> 01:18:25,870 Tracy! 1104 01:18:26,470 --> 01:18:26,470 Tracy! 1105 01:18:26,970 --> 01:18:30,710 Technically, the winner is Miss Tracy Turnblad. 1106 01:18:33,090 --> 01:18:34,090 And 1107 01:18:48,990 --> 01:18:51,030 we're going off the air. 1108 01:18:51,865 --> 01:18:53,110 Now listen carefully. 1109 01:18:53,785 --> 01:18:58,570 Since Miss Turnblad is in reform school, the judges have found her ineligible. 1110 01:18:59,850 --> 01:19:03,678 I would like to announce, on behalf of WZZT, the 1111 01:19:03,690 --> 01:19:07,850 winner of the Miss Auto Show 1963, Amber Von Tussle. 1112 01:19:59,020 --> 01:20:03,520 Well, Amber, like it or not, you're officially Miss Auto Show 1963. 1113 01:20:05,130 --> 01:20:08,500 Any words for your opponent who many feel was the more popular winner? 1114 01:20:09,335 --> 01:20:12,240 I'd like to lead a dance and dedicate it to that loser. 1115 01:20:13,115 --> 01:20:15,880 Tracy Turnblad, I hope you're watching. 1116 01:20:15,881 --> 01:20:17,580 Because this one's for you. 1117 01:20:18,110 --> 01:20:22,040 It's a brand-new dance, one that I'm sure you'll know how to do. 1118 01:20:22,469 --> 01:20:23,660 It's called The Roach. 1119 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,360 Too bad you can't be here to do it. 1120 01:20:26,419 --> 01:20:27,460 You guys know where! 1121 01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:28,960 Leave me alone! 1122 01:20:29,980 --> 01:20:32,360 Amber Von Tussle and The Roach. 1123 01:20:57,500 --> 01:21:06,700 Christ's sake. 1124 01:21:06,865 --> 01:21:08,440 Pardon Tracy Turnblad! 1125 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:11,760 We need Tracy Turnblad! 1126 01:22:46,820 --> 01:22:50,700 Swiss, hold up. 1127 01:22:51,010 --> 01:22:54,260 Baltimore, you are seeing history being made today. 1128 01:22:54,845 --> 01:22:59,100 White and black together for the first time on local TV. 1129 01:22:59,650 --> 01:23:02,900 The Corney Collins show is now integrated. 1130 01:23:55,780 --> 01:23:57,020 Thank you. 1131 01:23:57,550 --> 01:23:58,550 I love you. 1132 01:24:05,625 --> 01:24:09,170 I don't know about you, but I feel like dancing. 1133 01:24:11,175 --> 01:24:13,350 I've got the bug. 1134 01:24:45,760 --> 01:25:05,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Whoa! 1135 01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:06,500 Whoa! 1136 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:07,600 Whoa! 1137 01:25:10,220 --> 01:25:10,220 Yeah! 1138 01:25:10,220 --> 01:25:11,220 Yeah! 79150

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