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(cheering)
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(cheering)
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(door opens)
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Guten Abend, Herr Horatio.
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Gib mir die Karte.
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(screaming)
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Springfield, eh?
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Then that's where
I'm going treasure hunting.
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You mean
we're going treasure hunting.
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(moans)
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We'll find that sunken ship
within the week.
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Grid 274 by 319.
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Depth 60 meters. Sounding.
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(sonar pings)
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Nothing.
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Proceed to next reading.
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Grid 274 by 320.
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Depth 60 meters. Sounding.
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(sonar pings)
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Nothing.
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Yarr.
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♪ ♪
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Captain, the long‐range Doppler
shows a squall
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coming out of the nor'east.
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Hmm. We'd best head back
to wait it out.
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Let me guess, you didn't find
any treasure today.
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(sighs)
Did you talk to the doctor
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about going up on your dose?
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The storm
stirred up the seafloor.
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We'll have to resound
everything south of the break.
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(all groan)
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Grid 274 by six.
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Depth 30 meters. Sounding.
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(sonar pings)
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Nothing.
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I made us a roast for dinner,
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then threw it away.
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I'm sorry
I never gave you any children.
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Grid 291 by 502.
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Depth 70 meters. Sounding.
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(sonar pings)
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‐(sonar pings) ‐Arr.
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A second ping.
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A second ping!
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I've waited half a lifetime
to say this.
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Divers, gear up!
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(gasps)
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We found it.
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We finally found it, boys!
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I didn't waste my life!
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(cheering and laughing)
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♪ ♪
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Yarr.
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I see you've come
to admire our plunder.
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Er, technically that plunder
belongs to the town.
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It was discovered
in Springfield city limits.
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No, we found the gold
in unincorporated waters!
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The survey says it's ours!
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Sorry, but the town
redrew the boundaries...
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yesterday.
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But we worked in secret
for 40 years.
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I pretended to be
a flimsy, one‐note character.
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How did you know?
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I should have been
your treasure.
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Yarr...
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(snoring, grumbling)
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All right, people.
This town's got doubloons.
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Who's got ideas?
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If I don't hear anything good,
we're building another stadium,
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and no team will come here.
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How about a new town clock
where, every hour,
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Jesus forgives the Devil?
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A new zoo
with more attractive animals.
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What about those death panels
we were promised?
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Shouting out something before
I know what I'm gonna say.
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Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
with no Pearl Jam!
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Uh, excuse me. I have an idea.
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Now, Marge,
if you'll check your program,
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nagging objections
are at the end.
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(groans)
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Look at the world.
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Our children's future
is challenging and uncertain.
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This windfall
is our last, best hope
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to give our kids
the tools they'll need
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to face that future.
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To succeed,
our kids must have an education
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based on science, technology,
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engineering and math.
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STEM.
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All who find
Marge's idea tiresome,
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let out an exaggerated,
sarcastic yawn.
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(yawning exaggeratedly)
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Okay, okay. I brought someone
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you will listen to
about STEM education.
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Columbia recording artist
John Legend.
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♪ STEM, science, tech,
engineering and math ♪
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♪ More than a trendy way
to say computer class ♪
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♪ STEM, it's not just for dorks,
dweebs and nerds ♪
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♪ It'll turn all your dumb kids
to Zuckerbergs ♪
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♪ STEM, 'cause the future
is written in code ♪
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♪ Make an app,
get big cash from an IPO ♪
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♪ STEM ♪
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♪ Oh, STEM. ♪
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(cheering)
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Who could say no
to a silky slow jam
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about the importance
of technology‐based learning?
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I'll never have kids because
my nards were cooked by science.
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But if I could,
I'd want 'em to learn
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about the science
of why they don't exist.
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I'd just like to thank
John Legend...'s wife
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Chrissy Teigen
for bringing him here today.
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Turns out,
there's nothing she loves more
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than doing personal favors
for her Instagram followers.
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Well, Marge, you did call
the picture I posted
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of my kids with ketchup
on their faces "adorbs."
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It was. It was totes adorbs.
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Baby, we got to get going.
We're gonna be late
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for the launch party
for our couples' perfume.
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I'm talking
to my online friend IRL.
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Go charge the kids' iPads.
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Come on, Springfield!
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Build your children
the school of tomorrow.
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(cheering)
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‐(camera clicks) ‐I did it.
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I gave our kids hope
for the future.
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You have any songs
about how I should be allowed
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to skip jury duty?
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♪ How is it justice
to impanel a man ♪
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♪ During March Madness? ♪
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What are you gonna do with
your forced retirement, sir?
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I'm intrigued
by a local skydiving club
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who needs someone to sit
in the office and answer phones.
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Yeah, well, who cares?
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I'll be taking
an Ohio River cruise.
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Lot of widows on the Good River.
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Lot of widows.
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(inhales deeply)
New school smell.
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Paperless classrooms,
personal tablets,
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and uncrammable lockers.
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(grunting)
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Aw. Man, this is embarrassing.
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‐(phone beeps) ‐Bart Simpson.
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Welcome. I'm Zane Furlong,
this school's CEO:
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Collaborative
Educational Outreacher.
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I'm gonna stop you right there,
Skinner 2.0.
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It doesn't matter
how you dress it up.
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All schools are kid prisons.
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Well, I'm putting you
in solitary,
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where you'll learn geometry
by shooting meteors.
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Shoot enough,
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and you'll unlock
customizable skins.
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Skins?
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That's how boys play dress‐up.
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‐(phone beeps) ‐Lisa Simpson.
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Our educational metric
has identified you
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as a divergent
multipathway assimilator.
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You mean, I'm in a gifted class?
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Ooh, we don't like that term.
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(chuckles)
Everyone is gifted.
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I firmly believe that.
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Now go upstairs to the...
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(whispers):
gifted class.
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(squeals)
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Finally, I feel seen.
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And for the first time,
I'll be accepted by my peers
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with open arms.
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I'm home.
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Okay, gifted class.
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Recess is over.
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STUDENTS:
Aw!
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Now, this school is so advanced
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that every aspect of it
is run by an algorithm.
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Who can give me an example
of an algorithm?
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(students clamoring)
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Oh! Like when you buy
a new garbage can online
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and the rest of your life,
you see ads for garbage cans.
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Or like when you watch
a bunch of close‐up magic videos
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on YouTube and get ads
for a suicide hotline.
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Exactly.
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And because you liked
this lesson,
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the algorithm thinks
you might also enjoy...
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How was your first day
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at the new STEM school
I founded?
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It was amazing. We did science,
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then we did computer science,
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and then we did
cognitive computer science.
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Oh, what a surprise.
Lisa likes school.
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All right, boy. What did you
get suspended for today?
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Nothing.
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I like this school, too.
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Instead of teachers
giving us letter grades,
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an algorithm gives us stars.
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Education is a game now,
and I'm great at it.
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Look at all these skins
I've already unlocked.
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HOMER:
Whoa. Oh, that guy.
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(chuckles)
Noice.
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I even unlocked
the "Skin Unlocking" badge.
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HOMER:
Whoo‐hoo!
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Tell us, what do you do,
Mr. Simpson?
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Ah, yes.
I monitor the core temperature
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at the nuclear power plant.
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If it gets into the red,
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I tell my family first
so they can leave town
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before the streets
get too crowded.
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‐Now, this is a great example...
‐Uh‐huh.
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Of the kind of job
that will soon cease to exist.
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What the words now?
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Mr. Simpson's daily tasks
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can be more efficiently
performed by robots.
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My guess is, his job
will be obsolete in 18 months.
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What about them? How much time
do their careers have?
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‐I'm a librarian.
‐Five years.
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I just bought
a New York City taxi medallion.
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Five years ago.
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I do social media
for a cannabis delivery company.
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(chuckles):
You'll be fine.
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But all these other jobs
will soon be made obsolete
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by automation.
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Oh, no.
The robots are coming!
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I've got to warn everyone!
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(panicked grunting)
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Stupid kids!
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(panicked grunting)
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(beep)
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(Homer grunts)
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I'm getting five stars
in all my classes.
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I finally unlocked
dreadlock sideburns.
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Someone's user name
is moving up the leaderboard.
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BART:
Cowabunga.
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Now get back downstairs
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to prepare
for the jobs of tomorrow.
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Whoo‐hoo!
It's a race to the bottom!
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Hmm?
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Hmm.
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Bart, I've never seen you
so engaged in learning.
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It's awesome.
We're seeing how many e‐scooters
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we can collect around town,
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charge, then get
back on the streets.
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Oh, I see. You're learning logic
and spatial reasoning.
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All I know is, if I don't get
ten scooters in under a minute,
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I won't unlock
the Master Collector badge.
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(grunting)
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Got it!
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Learning rules!
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Oh, you must be teaching
the kids about nutrition
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and staying
within a budget, right?
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No. We're teaching them to buy
groceries for lazy rich people.
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This avocado will be
perfectly ripe in two days.
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I wonder what they taste like.
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Hmm.
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Uber‐driving.
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Grubhub'ing.
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Lyft‐driving?
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These aren't jobs of the future.
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These are side hustles!
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(gasps)
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HOMER:
Guys, guys.
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The robots are coming.
The robots are coming!
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Robots here?
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00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,112
Uh, this place ain't exactly
forward‐thinking.
261
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,914
Yeah. We're one of America's
262
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,116
last coal‐powered
nuclear plants.
263
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,752
Yeah? Well, you can all bury
your heads in the sandwiches,
264
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:35,121
but I know the robots are coming
to replace us!
265
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,589
Calm down, Homer.
266
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,192
Here, have a drink from
the new soda machine we got.
267
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,194
(Homer shrieks)
268
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,962
The machines are already here,
269
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,964
and when they take over,
you can't imagine
270
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,200
how bleak the future will be.
271
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,170
♪ ♪
272
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:02,382
I choose to believe
our best days are ahead of us.
273
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,988
It's giving us orders.
274
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,891
The revolution has begun.
275
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,261
Hmm. Hmm.
276
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,929
Uh‐oh. I know that look.
277
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:19,198
She's gonna Lisa‐up
a good thing.
278
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,933
Attention, students!
279
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,603
This school isn't training you
to program apps.
280
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,272
It's training you to obey apps!
281
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,876
When you're grown up, you'll
be lucky to make minimum wage!
282
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:32,011
(worried gasps)
283
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,013
Which is a lot of money!
284
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,683
That's like getting
your allowance every hour.
285
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,751
(happy gasps, shouts)
286
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,420
Wha...? No, no.
287
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:45,091
You deserve the same chance
to succeed as the gifted class.
288
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,260
That means preparing
for real careers,
289
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,697
not gig economy gigs.
290
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,433
Gigs are awesome!
DJs play gigs!
291
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,034
ALL:
DJs!
292
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,703
(cheering)
293
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,639
Aah! This has nothing to do
with deejaying!
294
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,975
(loud dance music playing)
295
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,677
(cheering)
296
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,446
LISA (groans):
Oh...
297
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,923
Aw. At least
they're learning art.
298
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:17,990
(chuckles)
299
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,693
Tip jars?!
300
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,097
That's it.
I got to fix this school.
301
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:32,205
(screams)
302
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,273
Stop messing with the school.
303
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,076
I finally filled up
enough virtual pee bottles
304
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,079
to unlock the Amazon Warehouse
Whizzer badge.
305
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,081
LISA:
Ew.
306
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:44,117
Bart, I need to rewrite
the algorithm.
307
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:47,720
Then the school will teach
every kid real STEM.
308
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,056
I am doing this for you.
309
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,558
Yeah? Well,
I'm doing this for me.
310
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,960
(mechanical whirring)
311
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,963
Education for all!
312
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,131
Side hustles for most!
313
00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,966
‐(Lisa and Bart grunt)
‐Kids, what's wrong?
314
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,735
Your tracking implants showed
heightened emotions.
315
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,904
‐Tracking what?
‐Teacher, teacher, my sister's
316
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,907
gonna ruin the only school I've
ever liked in my whole life!
317
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:10,543
It's just not fair
that only a small group of kids
318
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,745
are getting
an advanced education!
319
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,548
Well, isn't that the point
of a gifted class?
320
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:16,382
Eep.
321
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,050
Lisa, the algorithm's purpose
322
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,486
is to prepare kids
for the jobs of tomorrow.
323
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,723
But it's just teaching them
to be the task rabbits of today.
324
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,726
Nobody knows what the jobs
of tomorrow are gonna be.
325
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,728
Well, I'm sure
the algorithm does.
326
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,463
Here, I'll ask it.
327
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,000
Wait, wait, this can't be.
328
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,102
‐There's only one.
‐(both gasp)
329
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,104
We are so screwed.
330
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,607
One Buzz Cola
with vanilla and lime.
331
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,109
Diet Buzz for me.
332
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,544
With vanilla and lime.
333
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,545
(Homer grunts)
334
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,946
Aw, geez. This again?
335
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,714
Yeah, we have
an active lifestyle,
336
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,950
and part of that
is drinking soda all day.
337
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,785
If it's refreshments you want,
338
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,188
why not let a man
pour your soda!
339
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,523
A human man.
340
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:58,958
For too long
we have done nothing
341
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,394
as machines have taken over,
washing our dishes,
342
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,996
pumping our insulin,
and now this!
343
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,399
Man can pour soda better
than any machine
344
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,669
made specially for that purpose,
and I will prove it!
345
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,338
Today the robot uprising ends.
346
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:16,008
Today is our Independence Day!
347
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,977
(acoustic guitar playing)
348
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:25,051
♪ Well, Homer pulled
a lot of sodas ♪
349
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:28,988
♪ Because he hated
that machine ♪
350
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:32,024
♪ He got confused, thought
it was gonna take his job ♪
351
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:36,062
♪ So Homer was
a soda‐pouring man, Lord, Lord ♪
352
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:40,132
♪ Oh, Homer was
a soda‐pouring man ♪
353
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,170
♪ He did not make his point ♪
354
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,205
♪ And his sodas were
warm and flat ♪
355
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:50,009
♪ So Homer was
a soda‐pouring man, Lord, Lord ♪
356
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:54,013
♪ Soda‐pouring's
not a real thing ♪
357
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,515
♪ No, sir. ♪
358
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,083
(groans)
359
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,054
Homer might have been slower,
360
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,223
but his pours had a human touch.
361
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,493
Always delivered with a smile
and a sense of brotherhood.
362
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,228
‐(cheering)
‐Yeah!
‐All right!
363
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,998
But he died.
So machine wins!
364
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,667
(groaning woozily)
365
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,336
No, no, wait.
His pulse was beating so fast
366
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,839
from all the soda he drank
that it was a blur.
367
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,342
(grunts) Perhaps one day
machines will be better
368
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:26,512
at pouring soda than man,
but not today!
369
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,514
Our jobs are safe!
370
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,316
(cheering)
371
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,022
Listen up.
372
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,558
These nerds have found out
something terrifying.
373
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,394
This school was supposed
to prepare you
374
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,062
for the jobs of the future.
375
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,164
But in the future,
all the jobs we've learned here
376
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,666
will be done by robots.
377
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,569
The only job left
for humans will be...
378
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,771
BOTH:
Elder care!
379
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,739
(all gasping)
380
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,909
The one job
even robots won't do.
381
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,578
What about STEM?
382
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:01,347
Here's what
it really stands for.
383
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,353
‐No!
‐No, it can't be!
384
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,958
(disgusted groaning)
385
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,195
I don't want to be
an adult butt wiper.
386
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,564
No one should see
old people naked!
387
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,633
Unless that's your kink.
388
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,235
Let's show this algorithm
what we really think of it‐‐
389
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:26,339
with our generation's
most powerful tool:
390
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:29,241
user ratings.
391
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,477
(students affirming)
392
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,747
(Lisa and Bart gasp)
393
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,983
ALGORITHM:
User rating dangerously low.
394
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,250
One star.
395
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,252
Self‐esteem protocol failing.
396
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,254
Emotion matrix spiraling...
397
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,589
spiraling.
398
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,191
Zero stars.
399
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,093
Can't get out of virtual bed.
400
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,362
Initiating
self‐destruct sequence.
401
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,997
Self‐destruct.
402
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,331
(alarm blaring)
403
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,437
(screaming)
404
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,776
I have to go back!
My skins are in there!
405
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,845
No! They're already gone!
406
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,282
(grunts)
407
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:14,720
BART (sobbing):
Camo‐hat Santa! No!
408
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:19,158
I guess the children will have
to go back to the old school.
409
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:23,029
Yes, well, I don't know
that that's possible anymore.
410
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,632
My school.
411
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,968
My forward‐thinking school.
412
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,838
There, there.
You'll suggest other schools.
413
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,040
You really think so?
414
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:37,043
I'm just saying things.
415
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,812
Goodbye, gifted class.
416
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,682
Yeah, but we escaped having
to take care of old people.
417
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,518
No, that's still the only job
that's going to exist.
418
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,254
Now we just won't know
how to do it.
419
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,755
(both groan)
420
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,400
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424
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,107
I've got your hot wings.
425
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,109
Did you include celery sticks?
426
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,610
Yes, sir.
427
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,949
What do you really think
the jobs of the future will be?
428
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:20,086
Well, technology
is changing so fast,
429
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,823
who knows where
it will finally take us?
430
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,528
(groans)
431
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:30,963
Buzz Cola.
432
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,932
You want diet or regular?
433
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,533
Regular, human scum.
434
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,103
With vanilla and lime.
435
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,938
The algorithm
never predicted this.
436
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,773
What's an algorithm?
437
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,842
♪ ♪
438
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,519
♪ ♪
439
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:24,450
Well, Melvin sounds like
he was a wonderful man.
440
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:29,121
You know,
I would love to sketch you.
441
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,257
Shh!
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