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Children: ♪ DUVALIER, CREATOR
OF THE NEW HAITI ♪

♪ PRESIDENT FOR LIFE ♪

♪ DUVALIER, SUPREME LEADER
OF THE FLAG AND OF OUR NATION ♪

♪ PRESIDENT FOR LIFE ♪

♪ DUVALIER, FOR PEACE,
PROGRESS, AND CIVILIZATION ♪

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OF OUR GLORIOUS NEW HISTORY ♪

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♪ DUVALIER, IDOL OF THE MASSES ♪

♪ AND SPIRITUAL LEADER
OF THE NATION ♪

♪ PRESIDENT FOR LIFE ♪

♪ DUVALIER, GREAT HEAD OF STATE
FOR ALL... ♪

[MAN SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[FOGHORN BLASTING]

[FOGHORN BLASTING]

HELLO, HELLO, HELLO
HELLO, HELLO.

BUENAS TARDES, SEÑORA,
SEÑORITA, SEÑOR.

BUENAS TARDES, SEÑOR.

ALL GOOD THINGS COME
TO AN END, EH?

¿CóMO?

I GET OFF HERE
IN HAITI.

AH, SI-- WE ARE GOING
TO SANTO DOMINGO.

I SHALL MISS OUR LITTLE
SESSIONS OF GIN RUMMY.

YES.

YOU OWE ME 35 BUCKS,
OLD MAN.

SHH! MY WIFE.

YOU TAKE IT
IN PESETAS?

NO DOLLARS?

NO.

ANY OLD CURRENCY IS
GOOD BETWEEN PALS.

54 TO THE DOLLAR...

I MAKE IT
1,890 PESETAS.

YEAH...TAKE
1,000.

ANYTHING TO OBLIGE.

ADIOS, SEÑORA,
SEÑORITAS, ADIOS.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

YES?

Man: COME IN, MAJOR.

AH, THERE YOU
ARE, BROWN.

JOIN US IN
A GLASS.

THANKS. I'LL HAVE
TO BE NIPPY, THOUGH.

I HAVEN'T FINISHED
ME PACKING,

AND SOME
OF THE TOP BRASS

WILL BE WAITING
FOR ME ON SHORE.

WITH SODA?

JUST A SPLASH.

I BROUGHT YOU BACK
BITS AND PIECES

YOU LEFT ME
FOR THE CONCERT.

YOU CERTAINLY TOOK
US ALL IN

WITH YOUR
CONJURING TRICKS.

OH, WHAT ABOUT HIM?

HE WAS IN
MAGNIFICENT VOICE!

I WISH I UNDERSTOOD
DUTCH!

WELL, IF I'M NOT
UP AT THE HOTEL

TILL LATE, OLD MAN,
DON'T LOCK ME OUT.

IT MEANS
I'M TAKING TIFFIN

WITH COLONEL BISCHE.

DO YOU KNOW
THE COLONEL?

NO, I DON'T MIX
IN SUCH HIGH CIRCLES.

WELL, I'LL BRING
HIM UP SOMETIME

FOR A DRINK AND
INTRODUCE YOU.

IS THIS YOURS,
MAJOR?

OH, MY GOODNESS.
YES.

OH, THANKS. I
WOULDN'T LOSE THAT

FOR ALL THE TEA
IN CHINA.

IT WAS WITH ME
IN BURMA

IN '42 AND '43--
THE BAD YEARS.

MAJOR H.R. JONES,
5 CORPS, IMPHAL.

WELL, I HAD THAT
ADDED AFTER THE WAR

FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.

WELL, MUSTN'T KEEP
THE NOBS WAITING.

SEE YOU
AT THE HOTEL.

OH, WASTE NOT,
WANT NOT.

CHEERIO, PURSER.

SEE YOU ON YOUR
RETURN TRIP

IF I'M STILL HERE.

IF YOU CAN'T BE GOOD,
BE CAREFUL.

Woman: YOU'VE COUNTED
THE BAGS, DEAR?

Man: YES, 4.

AND THE CARTONS?

23.

GOOD.

WELL, HERE WE GO.

YOU KNOW, THIS COULD BE
THE BEGINNING

OF OUR GREATEST
ACHIEVEMENT.

HMM.

TOURIST?

NO, NO, NO, NO,
NOT TOURIST.

I'M HERE ON BUSINESS.

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?

I'M HERE BY SPECIAL
INVITATION, YOU SEE.

I EXPECTED TO BE MET.

YOUR NAME?

JONES, MAJOR JONES.

MET? BY WHO?

BY COLONEL BISCHE,
YOUR CHIEF OF STAFF.

COLONEL BISCHE.

MAY I SEE
THE INVITATION?

BY ALL MEANS.

PLEASE, COME WITH ME.

WHERE TO?

MY OFFICE.
IT IS JUST NEAR.

MY LETTER.

YOU SHALL HAVE IT BACK.
THIS WAY.

MY LUGGAGE.

WE WILL SEE TO THAT.

NO SERVICE IS TOO MUCH

FOR A FRIEND
OF COLONEL BISCHE.

FIRST CLASS VOYAGE.

OH, LOOK, DEAR.

MAJOR JONES HAS
FOUND HIS FRIENDS.

OH, GOOD.

SEA LIKE A POND.

VERY PLEASANT
COMPANIONS.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

WHO ARE THESE THUGS?

I AM CAPTAIN CANCASSEUR,

AND THESE THUGS

ARE THE PRESIDENT'S
SPECIAL POLICE--

TONTON MACOUTE. THEY RECEIVE
VERY UNFAIR PUBLICITY

IN YOUR BRITISH JOURNALS.

THEY'LL HAVE WORSE
AFTER THIS.

I DEMAND TO SEE
MY AMBASSADOR.

YOU HAVE NO AMBASSADOR,
MAJOR JONES.

WE EXPELLED HIM
3 MONTHS AGO.

THIS IS MICHEL.

I ALWAYS HAVE HIM
PRESENT

AT INTERROGATIONS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

THERE'S NO HURRY.
FIRST, UNDRESS.

UNDRESS?

UNDRESS!

YOU'RE GOING A BIT TOO FAR.

YOU SIMPLY CAN'T STRIP
A BROTHER OFFICER STARKERS

IN FRONT OF
THE OTHER RANKS...

BLOODY OUTRAGEOUS.

MICHEL?

[SCREAMING]

HI. WELCOME TO HAITI.

HELLO, PETIT PIERRE.

HOW DID YOU KNOW
I WAS ABOARD?

THE EYES AND EARS
OF THE PRESS,

MONSIEUR BROWN.

HOW GOOD TO SEE YOU
BACK IN HAITI.

HOW ARE THE BRIGHT
LIGHTS OF BROADWAY?

TOO BRIGHT.
ARE WE STILL BLACKED OUT

EVERY EVENING HERE
IN PORT-AU-PRINCE?

YOU WILL FIND NOTHING
HAS CHANGED,

MONSIEUR BROWN, NOTHING.

YOU HAVE JUST TIME
TO REACH YOUR HOTEL

BEFORE DARK.

PETIT PIERRE,
DO ME A FAVOR.

THERE'S AN APPOINTMENT
I HAVE TO KEEP.

WILL YOU SEE MY BAGS
THROUGH THE CUSTOMS

AND HAVE THEM SENT
TO THE HOTEL?

IT'S A PLEASURE,
MONSIEUR BROWN.

GIVE ME YOUR TICKETS.

THANK YOU.

DE RIEN.

[TRYING TO SPEAK FRENCH]

THAT'S LAKE, DEAR.

HOW LONG YOU STAY?

I LIVE HERE.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

WHERE'S MAJOR JONES?
HE'S A GUEST IN MY HOTEL.

THIS IS HIS HAT.

HE WAS MET.

AHHH...PETIT PIERRE,

WOULD YOU HAVE THAT
SENT UP WITH MY BAGS?

HE'LL MISS IT.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN AWAY?

3 MONTHS.

NEW YORK?
YES.

BUSINESS?
YES.

WHAT BUSINESS?

I WAS TRYING
TO SELL MY HOTEL.

THERE WERE NO TAKERS.

NO?
NO TAKERS AT ALL.

HAITIAN STOCKS
ARE VERY LOW.

ANYTHING ELSE
YOU WANT TO KNOW?

MONSIEUR BROWN IS
A GREAT LOVER OF HAITI

AND A PERSONAL FRIEND.

I'LL CALL FOR THIS LATER.

OK.

[BEGGING]

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

HAVE YOU ANY NEWS
FOR MY PAPER?

THEY'VE INVENTED A NEW
TOOTHPASTE IN THE STATES

THAT TASTES LIKE
A DRY MARTINI.

HA HA! NO KIDDING.

AND I SNARED 3
PASSENGERS FOR MY HOTEL.

TOURISTS BACK IN HAITI?
THAT IS NEWS, INDEED.

[BEGGING]

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

ONE OF THEM
IS A MAJOR JONES.

MAJOR JONES...
J-O-N-E-S.

J-O-N-E-S.

HE FOUGHT THE JAPS
IN BURMA.

IF YOU WANT COLORFUL
STORIES, HE'S YOUR MAN.

I'VE HEARD AT LEAST 100.

AND YOUR OTHER GUESTS?

MR. AND MRS...

AH, NOW THERE'S
A TIDBIT FOR YOU.

SMITH RAN AS
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

IN 1948 AGAINST TRUMAN.
TAXI?

PARDON, MONSIEUR BROWN.

DID YOU SAY PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE?

I HAVE A BAD MEMORY.
1948...DEWEY.

WELL, I'D NEVER HEARD
OF SMITH, EITHER,

BUT IT APPEARS HE RAN ON
THE VEGETARIAN TICKET.

HA HA, AN ECCENTRIC.

HE HAS GREAT PLANS
FOR HAITI.

HE HAS AN INTRODUCTION

TO THE MINISTER
OF SOCIAL WELFARE.

TAXI! CAN YOU STOP
THESE FELLOWS?

YES, YES.

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

MONSIEUR BROWN,
DID YOU MEAN MONSIEUR PHILIPOT?

YES, HE'S STILL
THE MINISTER, ISN'T HE?

I THINK IT WOULD
BE BETTER

IF I WENT BACK
AND HELPED YOUR FRIENDS.

THEY DO NOT KNOW HAITI
AS YOU DO.

THANK YOU.

WARN THEM ABOUT
THE BLACKOUT

AND TELL THEM IF
I'M DELAYED,

JOSEPH WILL TAKE
CARE OF THEM.

A BIENTOT.
OK.

TO YOUR HOTEL?

NO, JUST DROP ME
AT THE COLUMBUS STATUE.

[SNIFF]

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

MEDICINE?

DEAR,
YOU'RE THE LINGUIST.

NO. PAS MEDECINES.

[CONTINUES
SPEAKING FRENCH]

THIS IS YEAST.

BARMENE,
SLIPPERY ELM FOOD.

SELLING?

NO, FOR MANGER.

HEALTH.
SANTE. SANTE.

MARIJUANA.

MONSIEUR SMITH,
MADAME SMITH,

HOW VERY GOOD TO MEET YOU.

MONSIEUR BROWN HAS SENT ME.

HOW DO YOU DO?

ANY HELP I CAN GIVE?

THIS GOOD MAN DOESN'T SEEM
TO UNDERSTAND VERY WELL.

HE SEEMS TO THINK WE'RE
SELLING MARIJUANA.

SELLING? OF COURSE NOT!

I UNDERSTAND.
FOR STRICTLY PERSONAL USE.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

JUST GIVE HIM $5.00.

AAH.

"I'M THE HAITIAN FLAG,
ONE AND INDIVISIBLE."

SIGNED PAPA DOC.

FATHER OF HIS PEOPLE.

HE LIVES FOR THEM
AND THEY DIE FOR HIM.

Brown: STOP HERE.

HERE.

MADAME LA AMBASSADRESSE.

MY GOD, IT'S YOU.

IT'S REALLY YOU.

3 MONTHS.

3 YEARS...
3 DECADES.

WHY DID YOU TAKE THE BOAT?
WHY NOT THE PLANE?

4 WASTED DAYS.

I WANTED TO GIVE YOU TIME TO
READ MY LETTER AND DECIDE.

DECIDE WHAT?

YOU WANT IT TO GO ON
LIKE THIS, WITH ME?

OH, YOU FOOL.

THAT'S MY ANSWER...

WHAT'S YOURS?

COLONEL BISCHE IS
GOING TO KNOW OF THIS.

HE GAVE ME HIS
PERSONAL INVITATION.

BIEN. SPEAK TO HIM.
HE'S HERE.

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

WHERE DOES YOUR HUSBAND
THINK YOU ARE?

PLAYING GIN RUMMY,
LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO.

DOES HE BELIEVE YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.
HE NEVER ASKS QUESTIONS.

MY DARLING,
WHAT TIME IS IT?

I DON'T KNOW.
MY WATCH HAS STOPPED.

DID HE...COMFORT YOU
WHEN I WAS AWAY?

I CAN BE FAITHFUL
FOR A FEW MONTHS...

EXCEPT IN MY DREAMS.

I WAS FAITHFUL, TOO...

IN MY WAY.

DON'T TELL ME ABOUT
YOUR WAY.

JUST BE QUIET.

ANGELITO?

OH, HE NOTICES
EVERYTHING.

REPORTS TO HIS FATHER?

OH, MY DARLING, CHILDREN
WATCH EVERYTHING.

IT'S PART OF LEARNING.

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU'VE NEVER HAD
A CHILD.

HAVE YOU SOLD IT?

NO.

OH, I'M SO GLAD.

SOMEDAY I'LL NEED
THE MONEY TO FOLLOW YOU.

FOLLOW ME?

AMBASSADORS
COME AND GO.

[GOATS BLEATING]

JUST IN TIME FOR
THE BLOODY BLACKOUT.

NOT VERY
WELCOMING, IS IT?

THINGS WERE LIVELY
IN YOUR MOTHER'S TIME,

EVEN THOUGH YOU WEREN'T
HERE IN THOSE DAYS.

NEITHER WERE THE TONTON.
WHEN SHALL I SEE YOU?

I CAN'T TOMORROW.

THE DAY AFTER, THEN?

YES, IF ANGELITO'S
BETTER. HE'S NOT WELL.

I'M AFRAID HE'S
CAUGHT A CHILL.

YOU SEE THERE WAS
NO REASON TO FEAR.

NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

NO, NOTHING.

I'D LEAVE MANUEL
TOMORROW

IF IT WEREN'T
FOR ANGELITO.

YES, I KNOW.

BUT ANGELITO'S
HERE TO STAY.

JOSEPH?

JOSEPH?

JOSEPH?

JOSEPH?

MONSIEUR BROWN.

JOSEPH, WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU BEEN?

I'VE GOT GUESTS WHO
ARRIVE IN A MINUTE,

MY LUGGAGE WAS LEFT
IN THE HALL.

THE MINISTER,
MONSIEUR PHILIPOT,

HE CAME HERE YESTERDAY.

WHAT DID HE WANT?

MONSIEUR BROWN,
PLEASE COME QUICK.

HE'S DONE TERRIBLE
THING.

HE CAME YESTERDAY
TO HIDE FROM TONTONS.

I TELL HIM TO STAY HERE.

A VERY SICK MAN.

WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT?

I HEAR CAR.
I THINK TONTONS COME.

I SAY, "GO AWAY
DOUBLE QUICK."

HE SAY, "I AM SICK
TO LET TO GO ANYWHERE."

HE RUN INTO THE GARDEN,

I FOLLOW HIM, TOO LATE.

[SPEAKING LATIN]

WHERE'S EVERYBODY
GOT TO?

WHERE'S THE MAID?
WHERE'S THE COOK?

THEY SCARED.
THEY LOCK THEMSELVES IN.

Man: ANYONE HOME?

OH, IS THAT YOU,
MR. BROWN?

THE TAXI LEFT US OFF
AT THE GATE.

AH, I'M SORRY I WASN'T
ABLE TO GREET YOU

ON THE STEPS
OF THE HOTEL.

A LITTLE DOMESTIC
PROBLEM.

JOSEPH, WOULD YOU GET
THE JOHN BARRYMORE SUITE READY,

AND BE SURE THERE ARE
LOTS OF OIL LAMPS.

I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE LIGHTS,

THEY'LL COME BACK ON
AGAIN IN A MINUTE.

YOUR FRIEND
MONSIEUR PIERRE

WAS VERY HELPFUL
AT THE CUSTOMS.

DID YOU GO
TO THE EMBASSY?

I LEFT MY CARD.

IS THAT A POOL
YOU HAVE THERE?

YES.

ONE THING I LIKE IS
A SWIM BEFORE BREAKFAST.

YES, WELL, I'LL GET IT
FILLED UP DURING THE NIGHT.

NOW THAT'S YOUR SUITE
UP THERE.

WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE ON,

YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE
OF PORT-AU-PRINCE.

DID JOHN BARRYMORE
REALLY STAY THERE?

AH, THAT'S BEFORE
MY TIME,

BUT I CAN SHOW YOU
HIS LIQUOR BILLS.

OH, A GREAT TALENT
RUINED.

AH, YES, WELL, IF
YOU'D LIKE TO GO UP,

JOSEPH WILL MEET YOU.

IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
JUST ASK JOSEPH.

THANK YOU.

Mrs. Smith: OH, THERE WE ARE.

Mrs. Smith: OOH,
COME OVER HERE, DEAR.

WHAT A LOVELY VIEW!

YEAH, LOOK AT THE HARBOR.

THAT MUST BE OUR SHIP.

SURELY, THAT'S
THE PRESIDENT'S PALACE.

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE
THE WHITE HOUSE.

OH, MR. BROWN.

HAS MAJOR JONES
ARRIVED YET?

NO, NOT YET.

WELL, WE WON'T
WAIT UP FOR HIM.

MRS. SMITH IS
A LITTLE TIRED.

IF WE COULD HAVE
SOME HOT WATER

FOR OUR YEAST BROTH.

CERTAINLY. CERTAINLY.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

YOU HEARD THAT,
JOSEPH?

OUI, MONSIEUR.

SOME HOT WATER FOR THE
JOHN BARRYMORE SUITE,

THEN TAKE THE CAR
AND ASK DR. MAGIOT

TO GET HERE AS SOON
AS HE CAN.

[RIBBITING]

IT WAS THOUGHTFUL OF HIM
TO CHOOSE THIS SPOT.

YOU ONLY HAVE TO TURN ON
THE WATER.

WHY WERE THEY AFTER HIM?

OVER A DRINK
THE OTHER NIGHT,

HE DESCRIBED THE PRESIDENT

AS A LITTLE COUNTRY
WITCH DOCTOR.

TO HAVE A GLASS TOO MANY
IS A RECKLESS ACT IN HAITI.

WHY DID HE COME HERE?

I WAS NO GREAT FRIEND.

TOO MANY REFUGEES
AT THE EMBASSIES.

THE TONTON KEEP
A CLOSE WATCH.

PERHAPS HE THOUGHT
AN ENGLISHMAN'S HOME

REALLY IS HIS CASTLE.

WE'LL HAVE TO GET
THE BODY AWAY FROM HERE.

THEY CAN'T BLAME ME
FOR A SUICIDE, MAGIOT.

THEY CAN BLAME YOU

BECAUSE HE PICKED
YOUR HOTEL TO HIDE IN.

A VERY NEAT INCISION.

WE DID ANATOMY
TOGETHER IN PARIS.

AT THAT TIME HE
WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR,

NOT A POLITICIAN.

WHERE'S THE KNIFE?

OH, HERE.

OH? I FORGOT...

HE WAS LEFT-HANDED.

WHERE CAN WE TAKE HIM?

THERE ARE PLENTY
OF DESERTED HOMES NOW,

THIS SIDE OF
PORT-AU-PRINCE.

HE WAS ALWAYS VERY
CAREFUL OF HIS CLOTHES.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING.

HAS MRS. SMITH SLEPT WELL?

LIKE A TOP, SIR.

JOSEPH, ONE OF YOUR
RUM PUNCH SPECIALS,

SI'L VOUS PLAIT.

YEAH, MONSIEUR.

MERCI.

I HAVE COME TO READ A LITTLE
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.

ABOUT ME?

YES, IT'S IN MY COLUMN.

PERSONALITIES
IN PORT-AU-PRINCE.

I WILL
TRANSLATE FOR YOU.

OF COURSE IT SOUNDS MORE
SPIRITUAL IN FRENCH.

"HAITI, ALWAYS READY
TO WELCOME

"DISTINGUISHED VISITORS
TO HER WARM BOSOM

"GREETS WITH SPECIAL ARDOR
MR. SMITH,

"THE FAMOUS
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

NARROWLY DEFEATED
BY MR. TRUMAN IN 1948."

OH, COME, COME,
MONSIEUR PIERRE.

I HAD NO CHANCE
OF WINNING.

IT WAS ONLY A GESTURE.

OH, MR. SMITH.
YOU ARE TOO MODEST.

MAY I HELP YOU?

NO, NO, NO.

IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.
IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.

I HOPE YOU MENTION MR. JONES.
HE'S QUITE A CHARACTER.

AH, MAJOR JONES...

THAT IS A LITTLE
PROBLEM.

THERE HAS BEEN
A CONTRETEMPS,

AND MAJOR JONES
HAS BEEN DETAINED.

WHO BY?

THE POLICE.

THERE MUST
BE SOME MISTAKE.

TELL ME, HAVE YOU
ARRANGED MY APPOINTMENT

WITH THE MINISTER
FOR SOCIAL WELFARE?

SURELY,
MONSIEUR SMITH.

IT WILL BE AT 11:00
THIS MORNING.

THEN I'LL BRING
THE MATTER UP WITH HIM.

THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.

YOU'LL FIND MONSIEUR
JULES CESAR

A VERY INTELLIGENT MAN.

MONSIEUR PHILIPOT,
YOU MEAN.

ALAS, POOR MONSIEUR PHILIPOT
IS NO LONGER WITH US.

HE HAS PASSED ON.

PASSED ON?

HIS BODY WAS DISCOVERED
THIS MORNING.

BREAKDOWN. PRESSURE
OF RESPONSIBILITIES.

THE PRESIDENT IS SAID
TO BE DEEPLY GRIEVED.

MERCI.

VOILA.
MERCI.

THE MINISTER WILL SEE
YOU IN A FEW MINUTES.

THERE'S A GREAT
BUSTLE TODAY.

THE SECRETARY OF STATE
IS LEAVING FOR NEW YORK

TO MAKE A PROTEST AT
THE UNITED NATIONS.

WHAT ABOUT?

TWO REBELS HAVE BEEN
CAPTURED IN THE MOUNTAINS

IN POSSESSION OF
AN AMERICAN MACHINE GUN.

THE PRESIDENT
SHOULD BE PLEASED.

IT'S PROBABLY THE FIRST
AMERICAN MACHINE GUN

HE'S SEEN IN A LONG TIME.

THEY HAVE FOUND IT MUCH
TOO RUSTY TO WORK,

AND SOME SMALL BUT
VITAL PARTS ARE MISSING.

Petit: AH, MONSIEUR PINEDA.

GOOD DAY, YOUR EXCELLENCY.

OF COURSE YOU KNOW
MONSIEUR BROWN.

BROWN, NO.
MY WIFE HAS TOLD ME

A GREAT DEAL ABOUT YOU.

IN FACT, IT'S STRANGE
WE'VE NEVER MET BEFORE.

WELL, WE'VE PLAYED A LOT
OF GIN RUMMY TOGETHER.

YOUR WIFE'S
A VERY GOOD PLAYER.

I HAD HOPED THAT
SHE WOULD

BRING YOU OVER TO
THE EMBASSY ONE DAY.

WELL, I'VE ONLY RECENTLY
COME FROM NEW YORK.

TOMORROW EVENING.
WE HAVE A FEW FRIENDS

COMING OVER AFTER DINNER.

YOU KNOW DR. MAGIOT,
OF COURSE.

OH, YES.
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US?

WELL, I'D LOVE TO.
THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.

OH, UNFORTUNATELY,
MY SMALL SON, ANGELITO,

HE'S GOT THE CHICKEN POX.

DR. MAGIOT SAYS IT'S VERY
CONTAGIOUS AT THE MOMENT.

IF YOU'RE IN ANY WAY
AFRAID...

OH, NO, NO, NO.

I HAD IT WHEN I WAS
A CHILD. I'M NOT AFRAID.

NOT AFRAID.

THE MINISTER
WILL SEE YOU NOW.

I THANK YOU.

GOOD-BYE, SIR.

BROWN. TOMORROW?

Brown: SHALL WE GO?

GOOD.

I FEAR THAT MONSIEUR CESAR,
THE NEW MINISTER,

STARTS TODAY UNDER
VERY SAD AUSPICES.

SUCH A TRAGEDY ABOUT
POOR DR. PHILIPOT.

YES.

HOWEVER, KNOWING
THE NEW MINISTER,

I DON'T THINK HE'LL
BE UNDULY DOWNHEARTED.

NO ACIDITY, YOU SAY.

Smith:
POSITIVELY NONE.

AND THE TASTE?

PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

NOURISHING, BUT WITH NO
UGLY SENSE OF REPLETION.

NO?

NO.

TELL ME, WHAT
EXACTLY IS WRONG

WITH ACIDITY,
MR. SMITH?

I SPEAK IN IGNORANCE.

YOU SEE, WE HAITIANS ARE
ACCUSTOMED TO THE WINES

AND HAUTE CUISINE
OF FRANCE.

IF WE CAN ELIMINATE
ACIDITY FROM THE HUMAN BODY,

WE WOULD
ELIMINATE PASSION.

STOP THE WORLD?

I WAS NOT SPEAKING
OF LOVE, MR. BROWN.

ANYWAY, YOU'VE COME
TO A VEGETARIAN COUNTRY.

95% OF THE PEOPLE
CAN'T AFFORD MEAT OR FISH.

MR. BROWN
EXAGGERATES.

THIS IS A VERY
AMBITIOUS PROJECT.

I TAKE IT YOU HAVE
SUFFICIENT FUNDS?

WELL, THIS LETTER
OF INTRODUCTION

FROM YOUR LATE PREDECESSOR,
MONSIEUR PHILIPOT,

WILL EXPLAIN OUR
FINANCIAL POSITION.

AH, YES,
MONSIEUR PHILIPOT.

A MOST LAMENTED
MAN, SIR.

AND HONORED BY ALL
HIS COLLEAGUES.

YES, SO I UNDERSTAND.

MY WIFE AND I WILL ATTEND
HIS FUNERAL TOMORROW.

HALF A MILLION
DOLLARS.

YES, SIR. WE HAVE
SUFFICIENT SUPPORT.

EVERY GREAT PROJECT
IS WELCOMED

BY THE HAITIAN
GOVERNMENT.

PLEASE COME THIS WAY
AND I'LL SHOW YOU.

WE ALSO ARE IDEALISTS,
MR. SMITH.

THE NEW CITY OF
DUVALIERVILLE.

THE SHOPPING CENTER,

THE BANKING CENTER,
THE CATHEDRAL.

THE SCHOOL OF ART.

THERE, WE MIGHT
BE ABLE TO FIND

AN APPROPRIATE SITE
FOR YOUR CENTER.

IF IT WILL SUIT YOU,

I WILL TAKE YOU TO
DUVALIERVILLE MYSELF

THIS AFTERNOON.

YOU'RE VERY KIND,
SIR.

AND WHAT IS THAT SPLENDID
RECTANGULAR STRUCTURE

ON THE LEFT?

OH, THAT.

LOOKS LIKE
A POLICE BARRACKS.

BUT PERHAPS WITH
A VEGETABLE DIET,

THE POLICE WILL BE
RENDERED UNNECESSARY.

WHICH BRINGS US TO
A RATHER MORE DIFFICULT MATTER.

Cesar: YES?

A FRIEND OF MR. SMITH'S
HAS BEEN ARRESTED.

WE'D LIKE TO
KNOW THE REASON.

HE'S AN ENGLISHMAN
CALLED JONES.

AN ENGLISHMAN.

NOW, NOW,
THAT IS SOMETHING

FOR THE MINISTER
OF THE INTERIOR.

PERHAPS A WORD FROM
YOUR EXCELLENCY.

I CANNOT POSSIBLY
INTERFERE

IN ANOTHER
DEPARTMENT.

MR. SMITH IS
A POLITICAL LEADER

WHO WILL
UNDERSTAND THAT.

YOU CAN FIND OUT
THE CHARGE, I SUPPOSE.

CHARGE?

CHARGE.

AH, CHARGE.

THERE WILL NOT
NECESSARILY BE A CHARGE.

WELL, ABOUT OUR LITTLE
TRIP THIS AFTERNOON.

IF YOU COULD BE
READY AT 2:00.

I INTEND
NO LITTLE TRIP

UNTIL I'VE SEEN
AND SPOKEN TO MR. JONES.

BUT THIS IS NOT
MY AFFAIR.

MAKE IT YOUR
AFFAIR, SIR.

AFTER ALL,
MR. SMITH IS A FORMER

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
OF THE UNITED STATES.

BE REASONABLE.

THE PRISON ISN'T OPEN
TO ANYONE AT ANYTIME.

IT IS NOT A REST HOUSE,
MR. SMITH.

SOMETIMES A PRISONER
MISBEHAVES.

THE POLICE HAVE
TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.

AGAINST UNARMED
PRISONERS?

JUST A MINUTE,
MR. SMITH.

YOUR EXCELLENCY,
MR. SMITH WOULD LIKE

TO LEAVE THIS SMALL
COMPENSATION FOR ANY DAMAGE

THAT MR. JONES
MAY HAVE INFLICTED

ON ONE OF YOUR
POLICEMEN.

HAVE A WORD WITH
YOUR COLLEAGUES.

I WILL DO WHAT I CAN,
BUT IT MAY TAKE TIME.

I WILL NOT GO TO
DUVALIERVILLE

UNTIL I'VE SEEN HIM.

AS LONG AS
THE PRESIDENT

IS NOT PERSONALLY
INTERESTED,

I AM SURE I CAN
PERSUADE MY COLLEAGUES.

WELL, WELL.

LOOK WHO'S HERE.

TAKE THE BED,
MR. SMITH.

AND YOU?

I'LL STICK
TO THE BUCKET.

I'M A BIT STIFF
IN THE JOINTS.

IT SEEMS YOU'VE BEEN
RESISTING ARREST.

WELL, THAT'S
THEIR STORY, OLD MAN.

OH, CAN I HAVE A FAG?

NO FILTER TIPS?

NO, NO.

NEVER MIND.

I LIKE TO
GUARD MY HEALTH.

TAKE THE PACK.

OH, THANKS A LOT.

LIGHT?

HAVE A CIGARETTE.

THANK YOU.

Jones: THINGS HAVE TAKEN
A TURN FOR THE BETTER.

AT TIFFIN,
THEY GAVE ME BEANS.

AND A DOCTOR CHAP
CAME AND WORKED ON ME.

OOH, WIZARD JOB.

WHAT ARE YOU
CHARGED WITH?

WELL, I THINK
I MUST HAVE HAD

THE WRONG CONTACT.

THEY CALL
THIS THING A BED?

OH, I'VE DOSSED OUT
IN MANY WORSE PLACES.

WHERE, FOR INSTANCE?

IN BURMA,
DURING THE WAR.

AT LEAST THERE ARE
NO LEECHES HERE,

NO JAPS CREEPING UP
ON YOU.

THAT MUST'VE BEEN A VERY
TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE, MR. JONES.

OH, NOT SO TERRIBLE,
MR. SMITH.

THERE WERE
COMPENSATIONS,

COMRADESHIP.

AND THEN I HAD
A SPECIAL TALENT

WHICH MADE ME
IN GREAT DEMAND

AMONG THE JUNGLE
BASHERS.

I COULD SMELL WATER
FROM FAR OFF,

LIKE A NATIVE.

THAT SAVED
MY LIFE ONCE.

NO ONE ELSE CAME BACK
TO TELL THE TALE.

WHAT TALE COULD
THAT HAVE BEEN?

YOU WON'T APPRECIATE
MY POINT OF VIEW, MR. JONES.

I'M A PACIFIST.

ANYWAY, WE'VE GOT
TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING WE CAN DO.

WELL, IF EITHER OF YOU
HAVE GOT AN ENVELOPE

BY ANY CHANCE?

AN ENVELOPE?
ALL I HAVE IS A USED ONE.

WIZARD!
I CAN READDRESS IT.

YOUR NAME ON IT
WILL CARRY WEIGHT

WITH THE BIG BOYS.

YOU'VE HAD QUITE A FEW
PREDECESSORS IN HERE.

FOR THE MOMENT,

I'M ONLY CONCERNED
WITH NUMBER ONE.

[READING IN FRENCH]

OGOUN FERRAILLE,
VOODOO GOD OF WAR.

SOMEBODY PRAYED
TO HIM FOR HELP.

OBVIOUSLY, THE GOD
DIDN'T ARRIVE IN TIME.

WHEN YOU GET HOME,
OLD MAN,

WOULD YOU
SEAL THIS AGAIN

AND HAVE IT
DELIVERED PRONTO.

YES, ALL RIGHT.

DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS
LETTER IS ADDRESSED TO?

NO.

THE PERSONAL SECRETARY
OF PAPA DOC,

PRESIDENT DUVALIER
HIMSELF.

I WONDER WHAT OUR
FRIEND IS UP TO.

THINK YOU OUGHT TO
GET INVOLVED?

MRS. SMITH AND I HAVE
NEVER SHIRKED AN ISSUE

WHERE HUMAN RIGHTS
ARE CONCERNED.

I AM INVOLVED.

SOMETIMES I THINK
I ENVY YOU.

LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE.

NO VEGETARIAN CENTER HAS
EVER BEEN BUILT BEFORE

ON THIS SCALE.

FIRST, A RESTAURANT
WITH A FIRST-CLASS CHEF.

SPECIALTY NUT CUTLETS.

THERE'S QUITE AN ART
IN WHAT YOU CALL

"NUT CUTLETS,"
MR. BROWN.

THEN, THERE'LL
BE A LIBRARY,

A LECTURE HALL,
A CINEMA.

WE WILL SUPPLY

FREE DOCUMENTARY FILMS,
OF COURSE.

SEVERAL OTHER
MINISTERS

WILL HAVE TO BE
SATISFIED,

BUT THAT CAN BE
ARRANGED.

THEN, PERHAPS,
ONE DAY,

WE MAY EVEN BUILD
A THEATER IN THE ROUND

FOR VEGETARIAN DRAMA.

SOMETHING WILL HAVE
TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS ROAD.

WE HAD A BAD
TYPHOON SEASON.

ISN'T THAT SO,
MR. BROWN?

THIS IS THE FINEST HIGHWAY
IN HAITI, MR. SMITH.

OH, WELL.

ANYWAY,
FIRST THINGS FIRST.

I WANT THE PRESIDENT
AND HIS MINISTERS

TO ATTEND
THE GALA OPENING

AND TAKE THE FIRST
VEGETARIAN MEAL

AS AN EXAMPLE
TO HIS PEOPLE

IN THE GREAT NEW CITY
OF DUVALIERVILLE.

Brown: THERE IS
DUVALIERVILLE.

Smith: WHERE ARE
THE PEOPLE?

THE INHABITANTS
OF THE OLD VILLAGE

WERE IGNORANT
PEASANTS.

WE RETURNED THEM
TO THE HILLS.

WE HOPE TO CONTINUE
CONSTRUCTION NEXT YEAR.

THIS CITY WILL BE
AN EXAMPLE

OF ELEGANT LIVING

AND A MONUMENT TO OUR
PRESIDENT'S GREATNESS.

[BEGGING]

I'M VERY NERVOUS
ABOUT MR. SMITH.

THEY'VE BEEN GONE
FOR 6 HOURS.

VERY BAD ROAD,
MA'AM.

MR. SMITH OK.

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT HIM
ONCE BEFORE IN MISSISSIPPI.

THERE WAS A WHITE
POLICEMAN THERE

AS WICKED AS ANY
OF YOUR TONTONS.

I THOUGHT MR. SMITH
WOULD STRIKE HIM,

AND HE DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN VIOLENCE.

ONLY LOVE.

BUT LOVE IS AWFULLY
HARD SOMETIMES.

OH, WELL.
YES, MA'AM.

THIS IS BARMENE,
JOSEPH.

3 TEASPOONS TO A CUP.

MR. SMITH PREFERS TWO.

YES, MA'AM.
AND SUGAR?

NO, NO SUGAR.

IT'S MUCH MORE HEALTHY
THAN TEA OR COFFEE.

OH, A LITTLE MORE
HOT WATER, PLEASE?

HOW DID YOU HURT
YOUR HIP, JOSEPH?

CAPTAIN CANCASSEUR'S
DRIVER ASK ME QUESTIONS.

WHEN I NOT ANSWER,
HE BEAT ME WITH CLUB.

BUT THAT'S SHOCKING!

DID YOU REPORT IT?

WHO TO, MA'AM?

BUT IS THERE NO
LAW OR ORDER HERE?

TONTON MAKE LAW,
TONTON MAKE ORDER.

YOU SEE, MA'AM.
THEY RETURN.

EVERYTHING OK.

THANK YOU AGAIN.

IT WILL BE VERY MUCH
IN YOUR INTEREST

TO HELP THIS
PROJECT ALONG.

HELP SQUEEZE THE ORANGE?

YOU'RE A RESIDENT
OF HAITI, MR. BROWN.

IT'S YOUR DUTY TO AID
THE HAITIAN PEOPLE.

WHERE WOULD I FIND THEM,
IN THIS CAR?

[WHISPER] Martha.

ANGELITO'S ASLEEP.
I SLIPPED AWAY.

MANUEL SAYS YOU'RE
COMING TOMORROW.

I COULDN'T WAIT.

CAN'T YOU TAKE ME
SOMEWHERE

WHERE WE'LL
REALLY BE ALONE?

LOOK AT YOU.

JUST LET ME
LOOK AT YOU.

WERE YOU REALLY FAITHFUL
ALL THOSE 3 MONTHS?

I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU.

YES, QUITE FAITHFUL.

YOU SAID
IN YOUR WAY.

YES, I...

TRIED TO CHEAT,
IT WASN'T ANY GOOD.

AND YOU?

MANUEL WANTED ME.

I TRIED BUT I COULDN'T.

I CRIED BECAUSE
IT WASN'T YOU.

IT WAS AN AWFUL NIGHT.

LYING AWAKE,
SIDE BY SIDE, SILENT.

LIKE TWO BODIES
IN A MORGUE.

AND AFTERWARDS?

HE HAS HIS PRIDE.

YOU'RE FOND OF HIM,
AREN'T YOU?

YES.

WHY SHOULDN'T I BE?

HE'S A KIND MAN.

I'M NOT.

I HAVE NO PRIDE.

I STEAL
A KIND MAN'S WIFE.

IT'S A SIN
AGAINST JUSTICE.

THE PRIESTS AT SCHOOL
TAUGHT ME THAT.

THERE ARE DAYS
WHEN I WONDER...

ESPECIALLY ON
THE EMPTY AFTERNOONS--

YOU HAVE THE DEVIL IN YOU
IN THE AFTERNOONS.

WHEN YOU'RE
NOT WITH ME, I...

I WONDER WHAT
THE DEVIL DOES.

I WAIT, THAT'S ALL.

MY DEAR, MY DARLING.

DON'T TORTURE
YOURSELF.

I STILL THINK
IT WAS UNWISE

FOR YOU TO COME.

THEY'LL CONSIDER IT
A POLITICAL ACT.

MR. SMITH AND I
HAVE NEVER BEEN

AFRAID OF
POLITICAL ACTS.

MR. PHILIPOT WAS
A FRIEND OF A FRIEND.

IT WAS HIS ENCOURAGEMENT
THAT BROUGHT ME HERE.

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

WHAT IS IT,
MADAME PHILIPOT?

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

THE TONTON WILL NOT
LET US PASS.

AND THE DRIVER...

THAT SHALLOW...

WHAT THE HELL
ARE THEY UP TO?

[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

LOOK AT THEM,
THE COWARDS.

THEY DROVE HIM
TO DEATH,

BUT THEY ARE
AFRAID OF HIM

EVEN THOUGH
HE IS DEAD.

PEOPLE LOVED HIM!

BUT WHEN WAS
THERE LOVE IN HAITI?

HAITI MEANS HATE!
HATE!

LOOK AT THEM WITH
THEIR GUNS

AND THEIR
BLACK GLASSES!

[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

THERE MUST BE SOME
TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

IT'S NO MISTAKE.

WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?

YOU STAY LONG ENOUGH,
YOU'LL SOON FIND OUT.

I THINK WE'D ALL BETTER
GO BACK TO THE HOTEL.

AND LEAVE MY
HUSBAND HERE?

NEVER.

MRS. SMITH,

I THINK JOSEPH HAD
BETTER TAKE YOU BACK.

IF THERE'S GOING
TO BE TROUBLE,

I'LL STAY RIGHT HERE
WITH MADAME PHILIPOT.

I STAY WITH
MY WIFE.

NOW WHAT
DO WE DO?

WELL, WE JUST WAIT
FOR THEM AND LISTEN.

[SIREN]

I WISH YOU'D
COME WITH ME.

IT'D BE BETTER
FOR ALL OF US.

[SIREN]

ON YOUR WAY.

MOVE IT!

STOP HIM!
TELL HIM TO STOP!

TELL HIM TO--!

YOU PIG!

LET ME GO!

Brown: TAKE IT EASY.

A GALLANT VICTORY.

I HAD MY ORDERS.

WE HANGED MEN IN EUROPE
FOR OBEYING ORDERS.

A PLACE CALLED
NUREMBERG.

MONSIEUR BROWN,

I DON'T LIKE
THE WAY YOU SPEAK.

YOU MAKE A LIVING
HERE, HUH?

YOU HIT ONE
OF MY GUESTS.

YOUR GUESTS
WILL SOON LEAVE.

BUT YOU WILL
STAY ON ALONE.

[SIREN]

IT'S AN OUTRAGE!

I'M GOING TO
TELEPHONE

PRESIDENT DUVALIER
HIMSELF!

IT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR!
I'M NOT HURT.

I'M AFRAID THE TELEPHONES
HERE SELDOM WORK.

AND IN ANY CASE,

THE PRESIDENT PROBABLY
GAVE THE ORDERS HIMSELF.

IT'S DISGUSTING!

IF YOU HADN'T
STOPPED ME--

I THOUGH YOU WERE
A PACIFIST, MR. SMITH.

I AM.

I WAS.

I MEAN, WE SOMETIMES
HAVE IDEALS

WE CAN'T ALWAYS
LIVE UP TO.

BONSOIR.

OH, GOOD EVENING,
MR. BROWN.

I'M GLAD YOU CAME.

CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?

YES, SCOTCH
ON THE ROCKS.

PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

YOU LIKE IT?

I TOOK IT IN
RIO DE JANEIRO

WHEN I WAS FIRST
SECRETARY THERE.

VERY GOOD LIKENESS.

YES. SHE WAS REALLY
HAPPY IN RIO.

OUR CHILD
WAS BORN THERE.

I INVITED
A DOZEN PEOPLE,

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
TO TURN UP,

EXCEPT DR. MAGIOT,
OF COURSE,

HE'S UPSTAIRS WITH
MY WIFE AND SON.

PEOPLE ARE
STAYING INDOORS.

WHO CAN BLAME THEM?

PHILIPOT'S DEATH.

PHILIPOT'S
INTERRUPTED FUNERAL.

WHEN THE PRESIDENT
RUNS AMUCK,

WISE MEN
STAY AT HOME.

I HARDLY EXPECTED
TO SEE YOU.

I DON'T CONCERN
MYSELF WITH POLITICS.

I SUPPORT THE ECONOMY
WHEN THERE ARE TOURISTS.

AH.

IS THE WHISKY
TO YOUR LIKING?

YES, THANK YOU,
IT'S VERY GOOD.

I SOMETIMES
FEEL ASHAMED

AT OUR SHELTERED
DIPLOMATIC EXISTENCE,

WITH TONTONS
AT THE DOOR

TO PREVENT POOR HUNTED
MEN FROM COMING IN.

THEY'RE ALL
OVER THE PLACE.

YOU MUST HAVE SEEN
OUR GOOD FRIENDS

AT THE DOOR.

WELL, THERE ARE
SOME MORE HERE...

TO WATCH THE GARAGE.

AH, 3 OF THEM.

USUALLY THERE ARE
ONLY TWO.

I CAN HARDLY COMPLAIN.

THEY ARE THERE,
THEY TELL ME,

FOR MY PROTECTION.

I WONDER, MR. BROWN,

WHY YOU EVER CAME
BACK HERE FROM NEW YORK.

WELL, THE HOTEL.

I COULDN'T ABANDON IT.

I'D LIKE TO KNOW
NEW YORK.

PERHAPS ONE
OF THESE DAYS

YOU'LL BE POSTED
TO WASHINGTON--

NO, I'LL NEVER BE
POSTED THERE.

MY WIFE'S GERMAN,
YOU KNOW.

YES, I KNOW,

BUT THE WAR HAS BEEN
OVER NOW FOR 20 YEARS.

HER FATHER WAS EXECUTED
AS A WAR CRIMINAL

IN THE AMERICAN ZONE.

PERHAPS YOU
DON'T KNOW THAT.

NO, NO, I DIDN'T.

DOES SHE KNOW?

OH, YES.

SHE WAS ONLY
A CHILD, OF COURSE,

BUT SHE REMEMBERS HIM
WITH...TENDERNESS.

THE JUDGES HAD
VERY GOOD REASON,

UNFORTUNATELY.

IT'S A HORRIFYING
WORLD.

I SOMETIMES THINK THAT
HAITI IS NO DIFFERENT

FROM LIFE ANYWHERE.

Martha: OH,
GOOD EVENING, MR. BROWN.

MY HUSBAND SAID YOU
WOULDN'T VENTURE OUT TONIGHT.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD.

OH, YOUR
GLASS IS EMPTY.

GOOD EVENING,
DOCTOR.

YOU DARED THE STREETS
AT NIGHT, TOO.

OF COURSE,
I HAD A PATIENT.

AND HOW IS
ANGELITO?

NOT ON THE DANGER LIST.

THAT LITTLE DEVIL,
HE'S TURNED ME OUT OF BED.

HE NOW SAYS HE CAN'T SLEEP
WITHOUT HIS MOTHER.

DRIVEN ME INTO EXILE.

THE EXILE WILL
NOT BE A LONG ONE.

WE'RE ALL OF US EXILES,
DOCTOR, EXCEPT YOU.

EXILES FROM ENGLAND,
SOUTH AMERICA,

GERMANY.

WHAT PART OF GERMANY

DID YOU COME FROM,
MRS. PINEDA?

THE ONLY PART I REMEMBER
IS NUREMBERG.

REMEMBERED
FOR ITS TOYS.

MONSIEUR PHILIPOT.

DR. MAGIOT,
MR. BROWN.

Martha:
HENRI, HOW NICE.

Henri: WELL, I'M SORRY
I TOOK SO LONG ABOUT IT.

BUT HERE IT IS.

THE COMPANION PIECE.

OH, HOW EXCITING!

LET'S SEE.

NO, PLEASE.

OPEN IT LATER
WHEN I'M NOT HERE.

I'M ALWAYS
A LITTLE NERVOUS

WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT
SOMETHING I'VE JUST DONE.

WE WERE DEEPLY SHOCKED
BY WHAT HAPPENED

AT YOUR UNCLE'S FUNERAL.

IN FACT, I TRIED
TO ORGANIZE A PROTEST

FROM THE
DIPLOMATIC CORPS.

YES?

YES.

THEY WERE VERY
DIPLOMATIC.

THEY WERE RIGHT.

WORDS BREAK
NO BONES.

I HAD WARNED MY AUNT
NOT TO BURY HIM PUBLICLY.

I KEPT WELL AWAY.

YOU MEAN
YOU DIDN'T GO?

I PUT A CERTAIN
VALUE ON MY LIFE.

QUITE RIGHT, TOO,
PHILIPOT.

YOUR JOB'S PAINTING,
NOT POLITICS.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT
TIME AT THE TRIANON

ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO

WHEN WE SHOWED SOME
OF YOUR PICTURES?

YES.

A LONG WAY AFTER
RAW, WEREN'T THEY?

I THINK YOU
SHOULD

LET YOUR AUNT
AND THE BOY

COME AND STAY
HERE.

AT LEAST
THEY'D BE SAFE.

MY AUNT DOESN'T
ENJOY SAFETY AS I DO.

SHE THREATENS TO MELT
DOWN THE FAMILY SILVER

TO MAKE BULLETS.

SHE SAYS, "ONLY SILVER
BULLETS CAN KILL A DEVIL."

IF WERE A MILITARY MAN,

I WOULD MUCH PREFER
A BREN GUN.

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW

HOW TO USE ONE,
PHILIPOT.

IS IT MORE DIFFICULT
THAN LEARNING TO PAINT?

PERHAPS HE COULD TAKE
LESSONS FROM MAJOR JONES.

WHO IS MAJOR JONES?

A GUEST OF MINE, IN
PRISON AT THE MOMENT.

WHY?

ASK PAPA DOC.

A DANGER TO THE STATE,
PERHAPS.

HE WAS A COMMANDO
IN BURMA.

APPARENTLY WON THE WAR
SINGLE-HANDED,

LIKE ERROL FLYNN.

YOU DON'T
BELIEVE HIM?

OLD SOLDIERS
ARE LIKE FISHERMEN--

THEY TEND TO
EXAGGERATE A LITTLE.

I'M A BIT OF
A PLAY ACTOR MYSELF.

WHO ISN'T
IN THIS PLACE?

WE ALL PLAY
DRAWING ROOM COMEDIES

IN THE BLACKOUT.

Pineda: WELL, YOU
SHOULD'VE SEEN ME

IN MY COCKED HAT
AND GOLD BRAID

WHEN I PROUDLY PRESENTED
MY CREDENTIALS.

BUT THEN OF COURSE,
PERHAPS EVEN PAPA DOC

IS PLAYING A PART

IN THOSE SHABBY
BLACK TALES OF HIS.

OH, NO. HE'S
REAL ENOUGH.

HORROR IS
ALWAYS REAL.

WE SHOULDN'T BE ASHAMED
OF BEING COMEDIANS.

YOU KNOW, IT'S AN
HONORABLE PROFESSION.

IF ONLY
WE WERE GOOD ONES,

WE COULD PERHAPS GIVE
THE WORLD A SENSE OF STYLE.

AFTER ALL,
THERE ARE TIMES

WHEN WE ALL PLAY A PART.

EVEN IN
A GOOD MARRIAGE.

ISN'T THAT SO,
DR. MAGIOT?

DR. MAGIOT, ANYWAY,
IS NO COMEDIAN.

HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD
OF A BEDSIDE MANNER?

OH, MR. BROWN,

ANGELITO INSISTS
ON MEETING YOU.

HE LIKES TO MEET
ALL OUR NEW FRIENDS.

SO NATURALLY,
HE MUST MEET MR. BROWN.

YOU WILL COME,
WON'T YOU?

I WARN YOU,

I'M NOT VERY GOOD
WITH CHILDREN.

[MR. PINEDA SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

DID THE TONTON TAKE YOUR
NAME WHEN YOU CAME IN?

YES.

I WAITED FOR YOU
AT THE PHARMACY.

YOU NEVER CAME.

I HAD A PATIENT.

I HAVE NEWS
FROM THE NORTH.

THINGS ARE DEFINITELY
MOVING THERE.

YOU'RE A NOVICE,
HENRI.

YOU DON'T KNOW ONE END
OF A GUN FROM THE OTHER.

WHAT HAVE WE GOT
IN THE NORTH?

12 UNTRAINED MEN
WITH A FEW 1914 RIFLES.

CASTRO HAD
ONLY 12 MEN.

YOU ARE NOT CASTRO.

AND HE HAD
12 TRAINED MEN.

WHAT WAS THAT
ABOUT TRAINED MEN?

WE HAVE SO FEW TRAINED
MEN LEFT IN HAITI,

YOUR EXCELLENCY.

ALL OUR BEST DOCTORS
HAVE FLED ABROAD.

BUT NOT YOU.

I SUPPOSE I AM
TOO FOND OF HAITI.

SOMETIMES WHEN
I SEE THE NECESSITY

FOR A VERY LONG
AND CAREFUL TREATMENT,

THE YOUNG
BECOME IMPATIENT.

LIKE YOUR ANGELITO.

I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE,
IN MY HOME.

WERE YOU HAPPY
IN RIO?

VERY. WHY?

HE TOLD ME
YOU WERE.

THE FIRST TWO YEARS
OF MY MARRIAGE.

YOU CAN'T BE JEALOUS
OF THE PAST.

OH, YES, I CAN.

ONE DAY I'LL BE
THE PAST.

THERE'LL BE
A DIFFERENCE.

YOU'LL HARDLY BE ABLE
TO SAY TO THE NEXT MAN,

"I WAS--I WAS VERY
HAPPY IN HAITI."

OH.

ANGELITO, WHAT WERE
YOU DOING OUT OF BED?

I WANTED A BISCUIT.
I'M HUNGRY.

BUT YOU JUST HAD
YOUR SUPPER!

ANYWAY, I DON'T KEEP
BISCUITS IN THAT DESK.

WHO'S THIS MAN?

THIS MAN IS MR. BROWN.

HE'S COME UP TO SAY
GOOD NIGHT TO YOU.

Brown: HOW ARE YOU?
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

I HAVE A TEMPERATURE
OF 39 DEGREES.

I SLEEP HERE
WITH MY MOTHER

UNTIL THE FEVER
IS GONE.

THIS IS MY FATHER'S
SIDE OF THE BED.

DARLING,
I DON'T THINK

MR. BROWN WANTS
TO HEAR ABOUT THAT.

DOES MR. BROWN
PLAY CARDS?

NOT OFTEN.
WHY?

MY MOTHER
USED TO PLAY

AN AWFUL LOT
OF GIN RUMMY

WITH HER FRIENDS
IN THE TOWN.

DOESN'T SHE
PLAY ANY LONGER?

NOT OFTEN NOW.

DARLING, SAY GOOD NIGHT
TO MR. BROWN.

SCOOT DOWN.

YOU TOOK THIS
OUT OF MY DESK.

I WANTED THE STAMP.

IT'S AMERICAN.
IT'S NEW AMERICAN.

I ALWAYS HAVE
YOUR STAMPS.

NOT UNTIL
YOU ASK ME.

IF I TELL
YOUR FATHER...

YOU WON'T,
WILL YOU, PLEASE?

GOOD NIGHT, THEN.

GOOD NIGHT, MR.--

MR. BROWN,
MR. BROWN.

GOOD NIGHT,
OLD MAN.

WERE YOU EVER
IN AMERICA?

HUH, NO.

WHAT DID HE
MEAN BY THAT?

HE'S INQUISITIVE,
LIKE ALL CHILDREN.

MY LETTER?

HE WOULDN'T KNOW
WHO IT'S FROM.

YOUR HUSBAND WOULD.

HE WOULD NEVER READ
A LETTER OF MINE.

I TRUST MANUEL.

I BETTER KEEP IT.

WHO SLEEPS HERE?

OH, THAT'S
THE GUEST ROOM.

EXCEPT WE HAVE
NO GUESTS.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

DARLING, I JUST
WANTED TO SEE YOU.

SOMETIMES YOU FLING
YOURSELF AT ME

LIKE A SUICIDE
ONTO THE PAVEMENT.

WHY ARE YOU
SO DESPERATE?

I'VE BEEN AWAY
FOR 3 MONTHS.

SINCE I CAME BACK
I'VE SEEN YOU TWICE.

ONCE IN A CAR,

AND ONCE IN A MEN'S
CHANGING ROOM.

MY HUSBAND
IS DOWNSTAIRS.

ANGELITO IS ALONG
THE CORRIDOR.

CAN'T YOU PLEASE
TRY TO UNDERSTAND

HOW A FAMILY FEELS,
CAN'T YOU?

NO.

HOW MANY ADVENTURES
HAVE YOU HAD IN YOUR LIFE?

FOUR.

I'M THE FOURTH?

I HADN'T COUNTED YOU
AS AN ADVENTURE.

THE BOY DOWNSTAIRS,
HENRI PHILIPOT,

WAS HE ONE OF
YOUR ADVENTURES?

OH, YOU FOOL!

AND HOW MANY
HAVE YOU HAD?

IT PROBABLY RUNS
INTO THE 3 FIGURES.

THIS IS THE LAST.

I DON'T WANT
ANOTHER ADVENTURE.

NOR DO I.

MANUEL GUESSES, HUH?

BUT HE SAYS NOTHING.

LET ME TELL HIM.

I CAN'T HURT ANGELITO.

YOU WON'T.

GIVE HIM A KING-SIZE
BOX OF PUZZLES

AND SOME
GINGERSNAPS.

YOU TOLD ME
LIKES GINGERSNAPS.

WHY DO YOU
SNEER AT HIM?

HE'S MY CHILD.

AND MANUEL'S.

WHEN I SAW THE BOY
IN YOUR BED,

I CAN IMAGINE
THE TWO-BACK BEAST

THAT WENT TO HIS MAKING.

PERHAPS IN TIME,

WHEN HE'S
A LITTLE OLDER,

WE COULD--
I COULD--

IN 10 YEARS' TIME,
HE WON'T NEED YOU AT ALL.

HE'LL BE SLINKING OFF
TO MERE CATHERINE'S.

EXCEPT YOU WON'T
BE HERE.

YOU'LL BE IN LUXEMBOURG
OR LIECHTENSTEIN.

THEY PROBABLY HAVE
BROTHELS THERE, TOO.

WELL, THEN I COULD
COME TO YOU.

NO, IT'D BE TOO LATE.

YOU'LL BE MIDDLE-AGED,
AND I'LL BE TOO OLD.

TOO OLD TO CARE.

OH!

YOU'VE NO REAL FEELINGS,
HAVE YOU?

JUST THE RESULT
OF A 7-YEAR ITCH.

LESS FEELING THAN
ONE OF THE GIRLS

AT MÉRE CATHERINE'S.

WHY DON'T YOU
GO THERE, THEN?

YOU USED TO
OFTEN ENOUGH.

ALL RIGHT,
FRAU PINEDA.

I WILL.

OH, MR. BROWN.

THE OTHERS HAVE JUST
LEFT, I'M AFRAID.

COME AND HAVE
A NIGHTCAP.

NO, THANK YOU. I HAVE
A RENDEZVOUS TO KEEP.

NOW?
IN PORT-AU-PRINCE?

BE CAREFUL,
MR. BROWN.

OH, GOOD NIGHT,
YOUR EXCELLENCY,

AND THANK YOU
VERY MUCH FOR--

ASKING ME FOR A DRINK.

MARTHA?

MARTHA?

OH, THEY'VE--
THEY'VE ALL GONE.

I SHOULD HAVE SAID
GOOD NIGHT TO THEM.

OH, THEY KNEW THAT YOU WERE
OCCUPIED WITH ANGELITO.

I MUST GO TO HIM.

HE WON'T SLEEP
UNTIL I COME.

HE IS ASLEEP.

I HOPE THAT MR. BROWN
LIKED OUR SON.

I THINK SO.

ANGELITO WASN'T
VERY FRIENDLY.

YOU TIRED?

SOMETIMES I DON'T THINK
I CAN GO ON AS WE ARE.

I KNOW.

THE...
THE CLIMATE,

AND THEN ALL THE
UNPLEASANTNESSES HERE.

I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D HAVE
TO STAY HERE FOR 3 YEARS.

THEN I SUPPOSE NOBODY
AT HOME IS VERY KEEN

TO TAKE OVER
MY PLACE.

PERHAPS
I SHOULD RETIRE.

WE HAVE MANY FRIENDS.
WE CAN'T DESERT THEM.

NO.

THEN YOU WEREN'T MADE
TO BE A DESERTER.

WERE YOU?

PHILIPOT.

[GUNSHOTS]

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

GOOD EVENING,
MÉRE CATHERINE.

THE TONTONS,
THEY ARE HERE.

AH. ALL
THE GIRLS TAKEN?

NO.

BUT THE GIRL YOU USED
TO LIKE IS BUSY.

ARE THEY IN
A DANGEROUS MOOD?

I DON'T THINK SO.

THEIR COMPANY
SOMEONE VERY IMPORTANT.

HE'S OUT WITH
MARIE-THERESE.

YOU TAKE
ANOTHER GIRL?

PERHAPS.

ANYWAY,
I'M VERY THIRSTY.

COME. BRING ME A RUM
AND COCA-COLA.

Man: YOU!

COME HERE!

GOOD EVENING,
CAPTAIN.

I SEEM TO SEE
YOU EVERYWHERE.

I TRY NOT TO
BE CONSPICUOUS.

YOU CAN SIT DOWN.

I SAID, SIT DOWN!

YOU WERE STOPPED
AT THE DOOR?

NO. IT JUST
SO HAPPENED

THAT YOUR MAN
WAS ASLEEP.

MICHEL!
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

DON'T YOU FEEL
SAFE HERE?

I HAVE TO TAKE
PRECAUTIONS.

I AM HERE WITH A VERY
IMPORTANT FOREIGNER.

DOESN'T HE FEEL SAFE?

ALONE
WITH MARIE-THERESE?

OR DO YOU KEEP A GUARD
IN THE BEDROOM?

YOU HAVE A SENSE
OF HUMOR.

I'M IN FAVOR
OF JOKES.

THEY HAVE
A POLITICAL VALUE.

A RELEASE FOR THE COWARDLY
AND THE IMPOTENT.

IMPORTANT FOREIGNER.

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
LIKE FOREIGNERS.

OH, I'M OFFENDED
BY THE COLOR.

LIKE A TOAD'S BELLY.

BUT WE ACCEPT
SOME OF YOU

IF YOU ARE USEFUL
TO THE STATE.

YOU WANT A WOMAN,

I WILL TREAT
YOU TO ONE.

THAT ONE.

WITH THE FLOWER
IN HER HAIR.

SHE IS SHY, BECAUSE
SHE THINKS I AM JEALOUS.

JEALOUS OF A PUTAIN!

WHAT ABSURDITY.

NO, THANKS.

I DON'T NEED A WOMAN
AT THE MOMENT.

THERE'S A QUESTION

I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO ASK YOU

EVER SINCE
THIS MORNING.

THIS MORNING?

WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING?

OH, IT'S
A LITTLE THING.

YOU'VE PROBABLY
FORGOTTEN.

YOU STOLE A DEAD
BODY IN A COFFIN.

WHY?

I TOLD YOU,
I HAD MY ORDERS.

THE PEOPLE BELIEVE

THE PRESIDENT TOOK POOR,
OLD PHILIPOT'S BODY

TO WORK IN THE CELLARS
OF THE PALACE.

ZOMBIES
ARE CHEAP LABOR.

THE PEOPLE ARE
VERY IGNORANT.

IT IS PROPER FOR THEM
TO FEAR THE AUTHORITIES.

SO YOU EDUCATE THEM.

WITH BOGIES
AND BULLETS.

OH, THE COMMANDANT.

WHY, BLESS MY SOUL
AND BUTTONS!

IF IT ISN'T OLD BROWN!

JONES!

WELL, THIS IS
A PLEASANT SURPRISE.

WHEN TALKING
OF SURPRISES,

YOU OUGHT TO MEET
THE GIRLFRIEND,

THERESA SOMEBODY.
OH, BOY...

MARIE-THERESE.

WE KNOW EACH OTHER.

OH, YOU DO?
OH, GOOD-O.

NOW, WHAT'S
YOUR POISON?

APPARENTLY NOT MUCH
VARIETY HERE,

RUM AND COKE,
RUM AND 7-UP,

RUM AND WATER--

NO, THANK YOU,
JONES. I'M OFF.

NOT JUST ONE SNIFTER
FOR THE ROAD

WITH OUR FRIEND,
THE CAPTAIN?

ANOTHER TIME, WHEN YOU
KEEP BETTER COMPANY.

WHAT'S WRONG,
OLD MAN?

CAREFUL, JONES.
HE'S DANGEROUS.

DANGEROUS? HE'S EATING
OUT OF MY HAND, OLD FRUIT.

V.I.P. TREATMENT
FOR YOURS TRULY.

THE RED CARPET
SPREAD,

A LUXURY SUITE
AT THE VILLA CREOLE.

TOMORROW I HAVE A CAR,
MY OWN DRIVER...

JONES, WHAT
ARE YOU UP TO?

HAVE YOU NEVER
HAD A DREAM

THAT SUDDENLY
CAME TRUE?

NO. NEVER.

AH. MARIE-THERESE.

I TELLS HIM I GO
FAIRE PIPI.

HOW ARE YOU,
MARIE-THERESE?

BIEN, ET VOUS?

BIEN, TOO.

MARIE-THERESE,

DID JONES BEHAVE
NICELY TO YOU?

YES.

I LIKED HIM.

I LIKED HIM
A LOT.

WHY?

HE MADE ME LAUGH.

A GENERAL WHO
THOUGHT IT WAS SOUND

TO ECONOMIZE
TANKS ON THE GROUND,

SAID A COUPLE
OF PLANES

WILL BLOW
OUT THE BRAINS,

FOR 10 SHILLINGS
LESS IN THE POUND.

WHAT IS A POUND?

$2.79 AT THE LAST
RATE I SAW.

THERE ARE NO PLANES
ON THIS LIST.

MY PARTNER,
BRIGADIER PIKE,

KNOWS WHERE TO FIND
3 JET FIGHTERS.

OUT OF SERVICE,
OF COURSE.

BUT WE'LL NEED
A FURTHER DEPOSIT.

MY PREDECESSOR,
COLONEL BISCHE,

HAS ALREADY PAID
$300,000

INTO YOUR BANK IN MIAMI.

WHERE ARE THESE ARMS?

IN MIAMI,
OF COURSE.

IN A DISUSED
BEEF FACTORY

RENTED BY
BRIGADIER PIKE.

YOU'LL FIND IT
ALL THERE

AND OUR CORRESPONDENCE
WITH COLONEL BISCHE.

HE WAS PERFECTLY
SATISFIED.

AND YOU KNOW WHERE
COLONEL BISCHE IS NOW?

THIS IS AN UNDERCOVER
OPERATION, COLONEL.

THERE HAS TO BE
TRUST ON BOTH SIDES.

FOR THE MOMENT, WE ARE
ONLY INTERESTED IN

WHETHER WE CAN
TRUST YOU.

YOUR CONSUL HAS
CHECKED THE ARMS

WITH BRIGADIER PIKE.

YOU HAVE HIS
CERTIFICATE THERE

MARKED "C."

WE DO NOT TRUST
ANY CONSUL VERY FAR.

THESE ARMS ARE
NO GOOD TO US

IN A BEEF FACTORY
IN MIAMI.

IT'S A TRICKY BUSINESS
GETTING THEM OVER HERE.

THAT IS YOUR CONCERN,
NOT OURS.

I AM SENDING CAPTAIN
CANCASSEUR, MAJOR, TO MIAMI

TO MEET BRIGADIER PIKE,
AND TO CHECK THESE ARMS.

OF COURSE WE BELIEVE
ALL IS IN ORDER

FOR THE BEST OF REASONS,

BECAUSE WE HAVE
YOUR WORD.

I APPRECIATE THAT,
COLONEL.

AND BECAUSE YOU
STAY HERE WITH US.

THE PRESIDENT TAKES
A SPECIAL INTEREST

IN ANYTHING TO DO

WITH NEW DEFENSIVE
WEAPONS.

[CHATTER]

NO, NO, NO, JOSEPH.
NO EGGS.

MR. SMITH IS ADAMANT
ON THE SUBJECT OF EGGS.

WHAT ABOUT
THESE ONIONS?

NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE BUY THEM BETTER.

[INDISTINCT]

I THINK WE PUT
THIS POOR OLD THING

OUT TO GRASS.
HELLO THERE.

YOU TAKE CARE
OF THAT.

IT'S SEEN
LONG SERVICE.

YOUNG MR. PHILIPOT
ARRIVE. WANT TO SEE YOU.

URGENTLY, HE SAY.
AT THE OLD WHARF, COME.

[CHEERING]

HELLO, PHILIPOT.

THANK YOU FOR COMING.

WHAT HAPPENED?

LET'S TALK.

[LOUD CHEERING]

OK.

ALL RIGHT.

SO WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR ARM?

THEY TRIED
TO GET ME.

MY AUNT
HAS TAKEN REFUGE

IN THE BRAZILIAN
EMBASSY.

I'M ON THE RUN.

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
YOU'RE NOT A POLITICIAN.

I WANT YOU TO GO
TO YOUR FRIEND,

MAJOR JONES.

JONES, WHY?

PLEASE TALK TO HIM.

HE CAN HELP US
AS NO ONE ELSE CAN.

JONES IS AS CROOKED
AS HELL, PHILIPOT.

WHAT DO I CARE?

I WANT HIS EXPERIENCE,
NOT HIS HONESTY.

WHAT CAN ANY OF US DO
AGAINST THE TONTON

WITHOUT PROPER ARMS
OR TRAINING?

I'M A PAINTER,
NOT A SOLDIER.

I CAN'T LEAD THEM.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO USE A GUN.

WHAT ARE GOING
TO OFFER HIM?

A CAVE WITH ALL
MODERN CONVENIENCES?

WE HAVE CONTACTS
IN THE POLICE.

WE CAN GET HIM
OUT OF PRISON.

HE'S OUT ALREADY,
ON HIS OWN STEAM.

THEN OFFER HIM MONEY.

TOO LATE, PHILIPOT.

HE'S BEEN BOUGHT
ALREADY BY PAPA DOC.

HE CAN'T WANT TO BE MIXED UP
WITH MURDERERS LIKE THAT.

AT LEAST SPEAK TO HIM.

PHILIPOT, I'M A
FOREIGN HOTELKEEPER.

I DON'T MIX
WITH POLITICS.

WE ARE RISKING
OUR LIVES FOR HAITI.

IT'S YOUR COUNTRY.

HAITI'S GIVEN
YOU A HOME.

IF BY HOME YOU MEAN
A BANKRUPT HOTEL,

MY MOTHER GAVE IT
TO ME, NOT HAITI.

SHE LOVED HAITI.

SHE LOVED A GOOD DEAL
HERE AND THERE.

ARE YOU AFRAID?

YES.

YES...

YOU HAVE A HOPE.

YOU CARRY IT
EVERYWHERE

LIKE A PRIEST

WITH THE SACRAMENT
IN HIS POCKET.

IF I HAD TO LEAVE
PORT-AU-PRINCE,

I WOULD LEAVE
CARRYING NOTHING.

I HAVE NO HOPE.

AND WHAT I LOVE
IS HERE.

A BANKRUPT HOTEL.

NO, NO. I DIDN'T
MEAN THE HOTEL.

IS THAT YOUR
LAST WORD?

YES.

HOW MANY MEN HAVE YOU GOT
TO FIGHT THE TONTON?

A DOZEN?

NOT EVEN THAT?

YOU SAID IT YOURSELF--

YOU'RE A PAINTER,
NOT A SOLDIER.

NOW, GET INTO SAFETY
WHILE YOU CAN.

[WHISTLES]

YOU WERE NOT HERE
FOR THE FIGHT,

WERE YOU?

WELL, YOU MISSED
SOMETHING

RATHER
EXTRAORDINARY.

YOU SEE THIS COCK?

I BOUGHT IT JUST NOW
AFTER THE FIGHT.

ONE EYE HAD GONE.

AND IT COULDN'T SEE
WITH THE OTHER

BECAUSE
OF THE BLOOD.

IT COULD HARDLY
STAND.

NO ONE WOULD HAVE
BET A DOLLAR

ON ITS VICTORY.

BUT THE OWNER
CALLED OUT,

"OGOUN FERRAILLE,
OUR GOD OF WAR."

AND THEN THIS COCK
DROVE HIS BEAK

STRAIGHT INTO
THE BREAST

OF THE OTHER.

HOME TO THE HEART.

A BRAVE BIRD.

IT DESERVES A BETTER
END THAN THE POT.

WE ARE MEETING TONIGHT
TO PRAY TO OUR GODS.

AND WE'LL SACRIFICE THIS
COCK TO OGOUN FERRAILLE.

WE'LL HAVE NEED
OF HIM FROM NOW ON.

PHILIPOT, YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN SUCH NONSENSE.

IS THERE NO NONSENSE
YOU BELIEVE IN?

NO.

YOU'RE AFRAID TO BELIEVE
IN ANYTHING AT ALL.

I'M AFRAID
OF THE TONTON.

I'M AFRAID OF
TORTURE AND DEATH

LIKE ANY SANE MAN,

BUT I'M NOT AFRAID
OF GODS OR OF GHOSTS.

I BELIEVE BECAUSE
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.

A CHRISTIAN SAINT
SAID THAT.

YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT
A CHRISTIAN.

THEN COME AND SEE
MY GODS IN ACTION.

MY GRANDMOTHER
CAME FROM AFRICA.

AND HER GODS ARE
THE ONLY ONES

THAT CAN HELP ME
NOW.

I'VE PRETENDED
TO BE WESTERN

FOR TOO LONG.

WE MEET TONIGHT
AT THE VOODOO TEMPLE

NEAR KENSCOFF.

COME AND JOIN US.

IF YOU DARE.

[CHANTING AND DRUMMING]

[SINGING]

[SCREAMING]

AAAHH!

EEAAAHH!

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

EEHHYAAA!

[PANTING]

[DRUMMING]

COME AWAY, JOSEPH.

MONSIEUR BROWN, GO HOME.

I STAY.

[DRUMS BEATING
IN BACKGROUND]

VENI.

WHERE'S JOSEPH?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHERE'S PHILIPOT?

HOW WOULD I KNOW?

[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

YOU SAW PHILIPOT LAST NIGHT,
AND JOSEPH WAS WITH HIM.

I TOOK JOSEPH TO
THE VOODOO CEREMONY.

I SAW PHILIPOT THERE BUT
I DIDN'T SPEAK TO HIM.

I LEFT BEFORE
IT WAS OVER.

WHY?

BECAUSE
IT SICKENED ME.

[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

AT 4:00 THIS MORNING,

A POLICE STATION AT
KENSCOFF WAS ATTACKED.

ONE OF MY MEN WAS KILLED.

I'M GLAD.

4 WILL DIE FOR
EVERY ONE THEY KILLED.

DO NOT PRETEND COURAGE.
YOU ARE FRIGHTENED.

LOOK HOW YOUR FACE SWEATS.

IT'S VERY HOT.

WHAT DID PHILIPOT
TELL YOU AT THE COCKPIT?

THAT BAUDELAIRE
IS HIS FAVORITE POET.

WE CAN SHOOT YOU
WHILE RESISTING ARREST.

BUT THERE SHOULD BE
A STRUGGLE FIRST.

OF COURSE, WE'LL SHOW YOUR
BODY TO YOUR AMBASSADOR.

OH, I FORGOT.

WE GOT RID OF
YOUR AMBASSADOR.

ALL RIGHT, START.

KNOCK OUT HIS TEETH.

[WOMAN SPEAKING FRENCH]

VOUS ETES TWO COWARDS.

Cancasseur: MADAME.

AH, C'EST VOUS,
LE WOMAN-STRIKER.

MONTREZ-MOI
VOTRE WARRANT.

VOTRE WARRANT!
OU EST-IL?

WARRANT?
QUI EST LA FEMME?

UH, MRS. SMITH,
CANCASSEUR.

YOU'VE MET BEFORE.

TELL HIM HE'S
A DISGRACE TO HIS COLOR.

YOU'VE TOLD HIM ENOUGH
ALREADY, MRS. SMITH.

AND HE DOES
UNDERSTAND ENGLISH.

THEN HE'LL UNDERSTAND THIS:

GET OUT OF HERE.

AND TAKE
YOUR MEN WITH YOU.

WE HAVE OUR DUTY.

IF YOU DON'T GO,
I'LL WAKE MY HUSBAND,

THE PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE

OF THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA.

[MEN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE,
LAUGHING]

COME UPSTAIRS AND I'LL WASH
YOUR MOUTH WITH LISTERINE.

MR. SMITH AND I
NEVER TRAVEL

WITHOUT A BOTTLE
OF ANTISEPTIC.

ALL RIGHT.

[SIGHS]

IT'S YOU.

REALLY YOU.

I CAME
AS SOON AS I HEARD.

THERE WAS NO ONE DOWNSTAIRS,
NO ONE SAW ME COME UP.

HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN HERE?

1O MINUTES.

I DREAMT THAT
WE WERE QUARRELING.

THAT'S RIGHT,
WE DID QUARREL.

THAT'S OVER.

QUARRELS BETWEEN US ARE ALWAYS
SUCH DAMNED UGLY THINGS.

DOES IT HURT YOUR
MOUTH WHEN WE KISS?

IT'S A GOOD HURT.

DID YOU GO TO
MERE CATHERINE'S?

I WENT, BUT
THAT'S ALL I DID.

YOU SEE, THIS ISN'T
JUST AN ADVENTURE.

YEAH.

I KNEW THAT
IN NEW YORK.

I WAS AFRAID
YOU WOULDN'T COME BACK.

"IN THE WATCHES OF
THE NIGHT, AS I LAY ABED,

I SEARCHED FOR MY HEART'S
LOVE AND I SEARCHED IN VAIN."

THE JESUITS TAUGHT ME THAT.

THE JESUITS?

AT SCHOOL.

IT WASN'T PROSCRIBED
READING,

BUT IT IS THE BIBLE,
ALL THE SAME.

"WHAT A WOUND
THOU HAST MADE MY BRIDE,

"MY TRUE LOVE.

"WHAT A WOUND THOU HAST
MADE IN THIS HEART OF MINE.

"WITH EYES WELL SHAPED AS
THE BEADS OF A NECKLACE...

BELLY ROUNDED LIKE A HEAP
OF CORN AMONG LILIES."

I THINK YOU'RE
A DEFROCKED PRIEST.

MY BODY KNOWS NO THEOLOGY.

[CHILDREN SINGING]

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, SOME RALLY IN TOWN
ORDERED BY PAPA DOC.

[CHILDREN SINGING]

HERE, POUR CHAPEAU.

OH, MY DEAR, WHERE ARE
YOU ALL GOING AT THIS HOUR?

TO THE CEMETERY.

PRESIDENT
HAS BIG MEETING.

HE SAY ALL
CHILDREN MUST GO.

VERY SPECIAL PRIVILEGE.

HOW STRANGE.

SOME ROMAN CATHOLIC
SERVICE PERHAPS.

LET'S GO SEE.

[DRUMS, TRUMPETS PLAY]

WHAT IS IT, DEAR?

NOW, WAIT.

[MUSIC STOPS]

[MAN GIVES ORDERS]

[SCREAMING]

P.A.: ANTILLES AIRWAYS ANNOUNCES
THE DEPARTURE OF FLIGHT 40.

ALL PASSENGERS FOR SAN JUAN
AND NEW YORK

PLEASE LEAVE
BY GATE NUMBER ONE.

Mr. Smith: AND IF
HE SHOULD ASK,

YOU MAY
TELL THE MINISTER

THAT EVEN IF HE HAD OFFERED
ME THE PALACE ITSELF

FOR MY CENTER, I'D--

YOU'D FIND THE PALACE
BLOODSTAINED, TOO.

MR. SMITH CAME WITH
SUCH HIGH HOPES.

AND YOU, TOO, DEAR.

I SUPPOSE, MR. BROWN,

WE MUST SEEM RIDICULOUS
FIGURES TO YOU.

NO, NOT RIDICULOUS.
HEROIC.

OH, WE'RE NOT AT ALL
MADE IN THAT MODE.

WHICH GATE IS NUMBER ONE?

THERE'S ONLY ONE GATE.

YOU AND THE MILITARY
ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE

WHO HAVE EXIT PERMITS.

THIS WAY.

MR. AND MRS. SMITH,

MR. AND MRS. SMITH!

I WANTED TO SAY
BON VOYAGE.

IT WAS GOOD
OF YOU TO COME.

GOOD-BYE, MONSIEUR
PETIT PIERRE.

I HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED
OUR LOVELY COUNTRY.

IT HAS BEEN VERY
ILLUMINATING.

"A PARTING IS
A LITTLE DEATH,"

ONE OF OUR POETS SAID.

YOU COME HERE, WE MAKE
FRIENDS, YOU GO AWAY.

SO SELDOM IN PORT-AU-PRINCE
WE SEE OUR FRIENDS RETURN.

ONE DAY, PERHAPS.

I ALWAYS HOPE.

Attendant: MONSIEUR,
MADAME, S'IL VOUS PLAIT.

POOR OLD MAN.

THINGS WILL BE SAD
NOW AT THE HOTEL.

YES.

[THUNDERING]

Jones: MR. SMITH,
MR. SMITH?

BROWN, ARE YOU THERE?

JONES, COME ON IN.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHERE'S SMITH?
THEY'RE GONE.

GONE? OH, GOD,
I'D THOUGHT HE'D HELP ME.

WHAT'S WRONG?

I'VE GOT TO GET
AWAY FROM HERE.

THE GAME'S UP,
THE TONTONS ARE AFTER ME.

WHAT GAME?

WELL, I'VE DONE NOTHING.
IT'S MY PARTNER, PIKE.

HE'S DONE A BUNK

WITH THEIR BLOODY CONSUL
IN MIAMI AND ALL THE BOODLE.

THEY THINK I PLANNED IT.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
LET ME GET YOU A DRINK.

WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?

WHAT HAVE YOU AND YOUR
FRIEND PIKE BEEN UP TO?

A SIMPLE ARMS DEAL,
THAT'S ALL. OLD ARMY STOCK.

I SEE. FOR PAPA DOC
AND HIS GANG, I SUPPOSE.

WELL, YOU CAN'T LET
THE STUFF RUST AWAY.

IT'S A CRIME
TO WASTE GOOD WEAPONS.

BROWN, WHILE WE'RE
TALKING, THEY'RE AFTER ME.

HELP ME TO GET
AWAY FROM HERE.

WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU?

UH, A FELLOW BRITISHER?

LIKE YOUR FRIEND PIKE.

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TRY TO HELP YOU.

NOT BECAUSE WE'RE
FELLOW BRITISHERS.

DO YOU KNOW WHY?

I DON'T CARE.
WE'VE GOT TO GET CRACKING.

BECAUSE I LIKE YOU.
GOD KNOWS WHY I SHOULD.

CAR'S IN THE GARAGE.

LET'S TRY AND GET YOU
TO THE AMERICAN EMBASSY.

OH, NOT THERE.
THEY'LL BE WATCHING THERE.

THEY'LL BE WATCHING
EVERY PLACE

IF THEY KNOW
YOU'VE GOT AWAY.

WELL, THERE MUST
BE SOMEWHERE.

YES. PERHAPS.

HOW TO GET YOU IN?

[FOOTSTEPS]
WHAT'S THAT?

OH, IT'S ONLY THE COOK.
IT'S HER NIGHT OFF.

VIOLET, COME HERE A MINUTE.

THE AMBASSADOR
EXPECT YOU?

YES.

WHO IS THIS WOMAN?

MY COOK.

THE AMBASSADOR'S
SHORT OF HELP.

I'M LENDING HER
FOR A FEW DAYS.

YEAH?

MY WIFE IS ASLEEP.

IT'S YOU I WANT TO SEE.

ME? THEN CAN'T IT WAIT
TILL THE MORNING?

IT IS VERY LATE. I HAVE
A LOT OF WORK TO FINISH.

PLEASE, SIR,
IT'S VERY URGENT, SIR.

THERE ARE TWO OF US.

WHO IS THIS LADY?

THIS IS MAJOR JONES.

HIS EXCELLENCY,
THE AMBASSADOR.

AH. I'M DELIGHTED TO MEET
YOUR EXCELLENCY.

HE'S ON THE RUN
FROM THE TONTON.

HE SEEKS ASYLUM.

OH. I UNDERSTAND.
I UNDERSTAND.

I'LL--I'LL WAKE MY WIFE.

MARTHA. WE'LL GET
A ROOM READY AT ONCE.

HAVE YOU EATEN, MAJOR?

PERHAPS YOU'D CARE
FOR SOME FOOD, SIR?

WHAT IS IT, MANUEL?

MR. BROWN, WHAT...?

UH, MY DEAR, OUR FIRST
REFUGEE...MAJOR JONES.

MAJOR?

MAJOR!

I'LL PREPARE THE BLUE
GUEST ROOM IMMEDIATELY.

DO COME UP, MAJOR.

I'M SURE YOU MUST WANT
TO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES.

I HAVEN'T BROUGHT
MUCH WITH ME.

I DIDN'T HAVE TIME
TO PACK A PROPER BAG.

WELL, I'M SURE WE CAN FIND
EVERYTHING FOR YOU HERE.

UNFORTUNATELY,
MY HUSBAND'S PAJAMAS

WILL BE TOO BIG FOR YOU
AND MY SON'S TOO SMALL.

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
MRS. PINEDA,

I DON'T WEAR PAJAMAS.

CUTS DOWN
THE LAUNDRY BILLS.

[LAUGHS]

Martha: WELL, WE DON'T
CHARGE FOR LAUNDRY HERE.

Jones: WELL,
THAT'S GOOD NEWS.

THIS WAY.
[DOOR CLOSES]

OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT MAJOR JONES.

MY WIFE WILL
LOOK AFTER HIM.

COME AND HAVE A DRINK.
YOU DESERVE IT.

I THINK I'D BETTER NOT.

I BETTER GET BACK.

THEY'RE PROBABLY
SEARCHING THE HOTEL.

BUT THE TONTONS MUST
HAVE QUESTIONED YOU.

YES. YES, THEY, UH...

WELL, I TOLD THEM THAT
I WAS LENDING YOU MY COOK.

WELL, I WOULDN'T LIKE
TO BE IN THEIR SHOES

TOMORROW MORNING.

IN FACT, MY SHOES ARE
GOING TO START PINCHING

ONCE THE PRESIDENT FINDS
OUT WHERE MAJOR JONES IS.

I'M SORRY, BUT THERE WAS
NOWHERE ELSE I COULD TAKE HIM.

NO, I'M VERY GLAD,
VERY GLAD.

WE SHALL ENJOY
HAVING HIM HERE.

LIFE IS FAIRLY
LONELY HERE AT TIMES.

YES.

[DOOR OPENS]

OH, ALL YOUR
THINGS ARE WET.

I'LL HAVE THEM DRIED
IN THE MORNING.

THESE ARE OLD FRIENDS.
THEY'VE PLAYED THEIR LAST GAME.

WE HAVE PLENTY
OF CARDS HERE.

WHAT DO YOU PLAY?

GIN RUMMY.

VERY GOOD. SO DO I.

[JONES, MARTHA LAUGHING]

Man: MONSIEUR BROWN IS
HERE, MON CAPITAINE.

AHH.

GOOD AFTERNOON, BROWN.

WHY HAVE YOU
BROUGHT ME HERE?

I INVITED YOU.

IF I'D REFUSED?

PLEASE. COME WITH ME.

YOU WILL NOT
BE WANTED, MICHEL.

PLEASE, TAKE A CHAIR.

I HOPE I HAVE NOT
INCONVENIENCED YOU.

YOU HAVE. I HAD
AN APPOINTMENT.

OR PERHAPS A RENDEZVOUS?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY THAT?

I THINK YOU KNOW.

WE COULD BE FRIENDS.

REALLY?
A CURIOUS THOUGHT.

WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER.

THE PRESIDENT'S VERY ANGRY
WITH AMBASSADOR PINEDA.

FOR TWO WEEKS NOW,

WE HAVE BROUGHT EVERY
LEGITIMATE PRESSURE TO BEAR.

I THINK PINEDA MAY HAVE
TO LEAVE HAITI.

HIS WIFE, TOO, OF COURSE.

YOU KNOW MAJOR JONES WELL.

YOU COULD TELL HIM

OF THE PROBABLE
CONSEQUENCES FOR HIS HOSTS.

I THINK HE'D PREFER
TO SAVE HIS OWN SKIN.

WE WOULD GIVE HIM A SAFE
CONDUCT TO THE AIRPORT

AND A TICKET TO NEW YORK.

YOU WOULD DRIVE HIM TO
THE AIRPORT IN YOUR CAR.

HE TRUSTS YOU.
YOU'RE ENGLISH.

SAFE CONDUCT.

I SUPPOSE THERE'D BE ONE
SEAT ON THE PLANE EMPTY.

PERHAPS. BUT MADAME PINEDA'S
BED WOULD BE EMPTY, TOO.

[LAUGHS] A TONTON GET
TO KNOW ABOUT THINGS,

AND SERVANTS TALK.

HE CERTAINLY HAS A WAY
WITH HIM, YOUR MAJOR JONES.

FIRST MÉRE CATHERINE
AND NOW FUN AT THE EMBASSY.

HE EVEN TOOK ME IN.
AND BADLY.

SO AT LEAST WE HAVE
SOMETHING IN COMMON.

I WOULDN'T LIKE
TO BELIEVE THAT.

FOR YOU, $2,000
AMERICAN CURRENCY.

INFLATION EVERYWHERE.

IT USED TO BE
30 PIECES OF SILVER.

I WANT TO THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, CANCASSEUR.

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW
THE WORST ABOUT MYSELF.

I ALWAYS WANTED TO FEEL
THE BOTTOM OF THE GUTTER

WITH MY TOES.

YOU AGREE?

YOU'RE TOO SIMPLE
TO BE A GOOD TEMPTER.

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT
A FLATFOOT AFTER ALL.

WHAT HAPPENED, DARLING?
YOU'RE SO LATE.

I'M SORRY.

WHAT'S WRONG?

OH, I HAD A BAD QUARTER
OF AN HOUR WITH CANCASSEUR.

OH, DAMN CANCASSEUR.

HE WASTES
PRECIOUS MINUTES.

I HAVE TO GO SOON.

HE KNOWS A LOT ABOUT US.

OH, WHO CARES? WE STOPPED
BEING PRUDENT LONG AGO.

LOOK. WE'RE BEING
WATCHED NOW.

YOU TRUST YOUR SERVANTS?

NO, NONE OF THEM.

EXCEPT,
OF COURSE, PEDRO.

THE MAID WATCHES
YOU, YOU KNOW THAT.

WHAT IS THERE
FOR HER TO SEE?

YOU'RE NOT THERE.

DARLING,
I REALLY MUST GO.

WE HAVE THE BRAZILIAN
AMBASSADOR

COMING OVER FOR LUNCH.

I SEE.

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW
FAT AND POMPOUS HE IS.

JONES DOES A WONDERFUL
IMITATION OF HIM.

I CAN IMAGINE IT.

WILL YOU COME THIS EVENING?

OH, MY DARLING,
I CAN'T.

I WANT TO
BUT I CAN'T.

SOMETHING IMPORTANT?

WELL, I PROMISED
ANGELITO AND JONES--

TOO BAD, TOO BAD.

HAVEN'T YOU EVER MADE
A PROMISE YOU HAVE TO KEEP?

NO, NEVER. AS YOU'VE
TOLD ME OFTEN ENOUGH,

I'M A MAN WITHOUT A FAMILY.

DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE JEALOUS
OF ANGELITO AND JONES?

I MUST CONFESS THAT WHEN
I BROUGHT JONES TO THE HOUSE,

I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS
GOING TO BECOME

SUCH A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY.

MANUEL LIKES HIM.

ANGELITO LIKES HIM.
HE MAKES US LAUGH.

HE'S INTERESTING.

HE TELLS US OF HIS
DAYS IN BURMA.

OTHELLO CAUGHT DESDEMONA
WITH HIS TALES OF ADVENTURE.

IT'S A VERY OLD TECHNIQUE.

YOU GOING?
YES.

DARLING, BE CAREFUL.

TO YOU, NOTHING EXISTS
BUT IN YOUR THOUGHTS.

NOT ME, NOT JONES.

YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN
POOR JONES INTO A SEDUCER.

BUT WE DO EXIST.
INDEPENDENTLY.

WE CAN'T ALWAYS
PLAY THE PARTS

YOU'VE WRITTEN FOR US.

PROBABLY A MISUNDERSTANDING
DUE TO LANGUAGE.

DOES JONES SPEAK GERMAN,
FRAU PINEDA?

WHEN YOU WANT ME,
I AM A WOMAN.

WHEN I'VE HURT YOU,
I AM ALWAYS GERMAN.

MAGIOT?

MAGIOT? LET ME
PUT ON THE LIGHT.

I HAD A DIFFICULT
OPERATION THIS AFTERNOON.

MY EYES ARE TIRED.

DRINK?
NO.

I WANT YOUR COMPANY,
THAT'S ALL.

YOUR MOTHER AND I USED
TO SIT HERE OFTEN,

TALKING OR SILENT
OR READING.

I WOULD NEVER ADMIT
EVEN TO MYSELF

THAT SHE WOULD DIE
BEFORE ME.

WHAT YOU READING?

BERNANOS' DIARY OF
A COUNTRY PRIEST.

I THOUGHT DAS KAPITAL
WAS MORE IN YOUR LINE.

LAST TIME
I DINED WITH YOU,

YOU HAD KARL MARX
ON YOUR SHELF.

DO YOU THINK
THAT WAS WISE?

PAPA DOC ALLOWS US TO STUDY
THE THEORY OF COMMUNISM.

IF THERE WERE NO COMMUNISTS
AT ALL,

WHAT HELP WOULD HE GET
FROM THE UNITED STATES?

I THINK YOU HAVE
SOMETHING THERE.

PAPA DOC IS A BULWARK
AGAINST COMMUNISM.

HMM. YOU'RE LUCKY.

WHY?

YOU HAVE A FAITH, EVEN
IF IT'S ONLY PAPA MARX.

I CAME UP TONIGHT FOR
MORE THAN OLD TIME'S SAKE.

I WANT HELP.

HELP? FROM ME?

I'M WORRIED ABOUT
YOUNG PHILIPOT.

I HAD A MESSAGE
FROM HIM TODAY.

DOES HE SHARE
YOUR FAITH?

HE DOESN'T READ KARL MARX,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.

REBELS ARE NOT
ALWAYS COMMUNISTS

UNLESS AMERICA INSISTS.

WHERE IS HE?

IN THE MOUNTAINS
WITH A FEW MEN.

UNTRAINED.
SOME OF THEM UNARMED.

IT'S HAPPENED HERE BEFORE.

THEY GET DRUNK WITH COURAGE,

CHARGE A FORTIFIED POST
AND DIE LIKE HEROES.

HAPPY DEATH.

A USELESS DEATH.

IT CHANGES NOTHING.

IF ONLY HE HAD
WITH HIM ANYONE

WITH A BIT
OF REAL EXPERIENCE.

DON'T LOOK AT ME.

I DON'T KNOW ONE END
OF A GUN FROM ANOTHER.

I WAS THINKING OF
YOUR FRIEND JONES.

HE HAD THE RIGHT
SORT OF EXPERIENCE,

DIDN'T HE, IN BURMA?

UH. HE BOASTS ABOUT
IT OFTEN ENOUGH.

KEEPS THE ENTIRE
EMBASSY ENTHRALLED.

HE CAN'T WANT TO SPEND
HIS LIFE THERE.

HE DOESN'T WANT TO DIE
IN THE STEPPES EITHER.

AN ESCAPE IS NOT
TOO DIFFICULT TO ARRANGE.

NO. NO, YOU'LL
NEVER GET JONES.

HE'S SNUG AND HE'S SAFE.

ALSO HE'S GOT THE BEST
AUDIENCE HE'S HAD IN YEARS.

YOU CAN SOMETIMES TRAP
A MAN WHO BOASTS.

PERHAPS, AFTER ALL,
I WILL TAKE A WHISKY.

A LIGHT ONE.

Jones: GRAND GIN.

WANT YOUR REVENGE?

Magiot: I'VE PLAYED ENOUGH.

PERHAPS MARTHA
WOULD LIKE TO PLAY.

IS THERE ANY MORE
NEWS IN THE TOWN?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF
THE LATEST ARRESTS?

Martha: WELL,
ANGELITO'S ASLEEP.

ARE YOUR DRINKS
ALL RIGHT?

MAGIOT SAYS THERE'S
BEEN ANOTHER ARREST.

ANYONE WE KNOW?

A SCHOOLMASTER.

I USED TO SEE HIM OFF
WITH HIS PUPILS.

Brown: WHAT'S HE
SUPPOSED TO HAVE DONE?

Magiot: HE REFUSED TO TAKE
HIS CHILDREN TO THE CINEMA.

THEY'RE SHOWING
THE FILM OF THE EXECUTIONS

EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK.

Jones: YOU MEAN THE KIDS
HAVE TO GO AND SEE THAT?

PAPA DOC'S ORDERS.

PERSONALLY, I FEEL ASHAMED

SITTING HERE
DRINKING THIS GOOD WHISKY.

WHY SHOULD YOU?
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT, JACK.

Jones: WELL,
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

AS AN OLD SOLDIER,

I FEEL ROTTEN SITTING
AROUND HORS DE COMBAT.

ONE EX-OFFICER
CAN'T DO MUCH.

IF I HAD 50
OF MY OLD COMMANDOS,

I'D TAKE
OVER THE COUNTRY.

YOUNG PHILIPOT

IS TRYING TO TRAIN MEN
IN THE MOUNTAINS.

WELL, THAT CHAP'S
GOT COURAGE.

BUT THE ATTACK ON THE POLICE
STATION WAS AMATEURISH.

THEY NEED SOMEONE
LIKE YOU TO LEAD THEM.

WELL, HOW COULD I?
I'M SHUT UP HERE.

I THINK I COULD ARRANGE
YOUR ESCAPE, MAJOR.

THEY'D SHOOT HIM

IF HE SET ONE FOOT
OUTSIDE THIS HOUSE!

THERE ARE
5,000 TONTONS.

5,000!

WHAT A THING IT
WOULD BE, WOULDN'T IT?

YOURS TRULY, RIDING
INTO PORT-AU-PRINCE,

SEIZING THE PALACE,

A PROVISIONAL GOVERNMENT,
RECOGNITION BY THE POWERS,

AND THEN, THE JOB DONE,
I'D SLIP QUIETLY AWAY.

NO FUSS...LIKE, UM,...

LAWRENCE OF ARABIA.

YOU'D HAVE TO BE READY
AT A MOMENT'S WARNING.

Martha: THE TONTONS
SEARCH EVERY CAR.

Magiot: YOU CAN
TRUST ME

TO HAVE THOUGHT
OF THAT.

SCARLET PIMPERNEL STUFF.

YOU'D COME?

JUST SIGNAL ME D-DAY!

THIS IS CHILDISH!

WELL, IT WON'T BE JUST SHOEBLACK
AND ANGELITO'S TOY PISTOL.

YOU'RE 50 POINTS DOWN,
DOCTOR.

BETTER TAKE YOUR REVENGE
WHILE YOU CAN.

WITH PLEASURE,
MAJOR.

YOUR DEAL.

MON AMI.

PHILIPOT WILL BE
AT THE RENDEZVOUS

EACH NIGHT FOR
3 NIGHTS RUNNING--

A VILLAGE CEMETERY

20 KILOMETERS
BEYOND GONAIVES--

BETWEEN 1:00 AND 3:00
IN THE MORNING.

SO YOU GO TONIGHT?

IF THE AMPUTATION
TODAY GOES WELL.

I CAN'T DELAY IT.

FROM OUR OPERATION,
I MAY NEVER RETURN.

I'VE WARNED JONES.
HE'S STANDING BY.

THINK THE PLAN
WILL WORK?

IT HAS TO.

THINK HE'S REALLY
WORTH THE RISK?

I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU?

ANYWAY, WE CAN'T
FIND BETTER.

MAGIOT...

WHY DON'T YOU
GET OUT

WHILE IT'S
STILL POSSIBLE?

FORGET JONES
AND PHILIPOT.

IS THAT WHAT
YOU'D DO?

I DON'T BELIEVE
IN CAUSES.

THE ROLE OF CYNIC DOESN'T
REALLY SUIT YOU, BROWN.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN
PLAYACTING, EITHER.

YOU IMAGINE BECAUSE
YOU'VE LOST ONE FAITH,

YOU'VE LOST ALL?

YOU ARE WRONG, BROWN.

THERE IS ALWAYS AN ALTERNATIVE
TO THE FAITH WE LOSE.

I HAVE NO FAITH...

IN FAITH.

GOOD LUCK TONIGHT.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

WAIT UNTIL I'VE FINISHED.

HE DIED
VERY QUICKLY.

EVERYTHING HE HAD ON HIM
IS HERE.

OH...THERE'S A PHOTOGRAPH
OF A WOMAN.

PERHAPS YOU KNOW HER?

OH, YES.

I KNEW HER, VERY WELL,

FOR A SHORT TIME
WHEN I WAS A CHILD.

SHE WAS MY MOTHER.

DO YOU MIND
IF I KEEP THIS?

OF COURSE.

I'M SORRY.
I DID MY BEST.

WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME.

MAGIOT COULDN'T MAKE IT.

YOU MEAN
IT'S ALL OFF?

NO, IT'S ON. I'VE COME
IN HIS STEAD, THAT'S ALL.

NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU HAVE TO DO.

WE'LL HAVE TO WATCH IT TONIGHT.
BLACKOUT'S LATE--TYPICAL.

OK.

I'M SCARED TO HELL,
THERE'S NO DENYING THAT.

WIPE THE LIPSTICK
OFF YOUR FACE.

WHAT--?

WHERE'S DR. MAGIOT?

CAN'T TELL YOU NOW.

I'VE COME INSTEAD.

BUT DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TO DO?

YES.

YOU'VE BEEN CRYING.

I'VE BEEN HAPPY
WITH JONES HERE.

I'LL MISS HIM.

MORE THAN YOU MISSED ME
WHEN I WAS AWAY?

YOU...WERE
COMING BACK.

AT LEAST
YOU SAID YOU WERE.

I'M NOT SURE WHETHER
YOU EVER DID.

YOU'VE GOT
WHAT YOU WANTED!

COME AND FINISH
YOUR JOB.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[YELLING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO MY CAR?

[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

YOU'VE SEARCHED
IT ONCE!

YOU SEE?

[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[THUNDERING]

WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?

DON'T I RATE A KISS
AS MUCH AS JONES?

I'M TAKING THE SAME RISK.

YES, BUT I DON'T
LIKE YOUR MOTIVE.

HAVE YOU SLEPT
WITH JONES?

YOU'VE BEEN ASKING ME
THAT QUESTION FOR DAYS,

HAVEN'T YOU?

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

THE ANSWER IS YES!

YES, I HAVE SLEPT
WITH JONES!

[STARTS ENGINE]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

YOU OK?

A LITTLE CRAMP
IN THE LEFT LEG.

CAN I HAVE A SNIFTER?

IT'S IN THERE.

SHALL WE MAKE
THE RENDEZVOUS ON TIME?

I DOUBT IT. YOU PROBABLY
HAVE TO KEEP UNDERCOVER

UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT.

THAT'S THE LIFE.

I'VE OFTEN DREAMT
OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

THOUGHT IT WAS THE LIFE
YOU WERE ALWAYS USED TO.

NOT AS COMFORTABLE
AS THE EMBASSY?

I THINK I'M RUINED
IN ME VITALS!

HOW DID YOU GET ON
WITH MARTHA?

SHE'S A WONDERFUL GIRL.

SHE SEEMED VERY
FOND OF YOU.

OH, WE GOT ON
LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE.

SOMETIMES I WISHED
I WERE IN YOUR SHOES.

PERHAPS SHE'S
NOT YOUR TYPE.

THEY'RE ALL MY TYPE.

BUT SHE WAS
SOMETHING SPECIAL.

YOU KNOW SHE'S GERMAN,
DON'T YOU?

THOSE FRAULEINS
KNOW A THING OR TWO.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

MANUEL!

YOU'VE COME BACK.

YES.

IT WASN'T GIN RUMMY
THIS TIME.

I REALIZE THAT.

NO.

JONES IS...GONE.

YES, I KNOW.

AND PAPA DOC
WILL KNOW, ALSO.

THIS IS THE END OF
OUR LIFE HERE, MARTHA.

THAT'S WORSE FOR YOU
THAN IT IS FOR ME.

FOR ME, IT'S...
JUST THE END

OF A SECOND-RATE
DIPLOMATIC POST.

YOU WERE HAPPY WITH ME
IN RIO, WEREN'T YOU?

YES.

IT WON'T BE RIO
THIS TIME.

PERHAPS...

OH, WHO KNOWS?

THEY CAN'T GIVE ME
ANYTHING MUCH MORE

THAN LUXEMBOURG,
CAN THEY?

I'M SORRY.

I DON'T WANT YOU
TO BE UNHAPPY.

I WISH I HADN'T LIED...
TONIGHT...

OF ALL NIGHTS.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

I DON'T MEAN YOU.

I CAN ALWAYS LIE TO YOU.

YOU ALWAYS FORGIVE,
DON'T YOU?

[SLAP]

I'M SORRY.

MANUEL, I'M AFRAID.

WELL,
WHEN ONE'S AFRAID,

IT'S BEST
NOT TO BE ALONE.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

THAT WAS SOME BUMP,
OLD MAN.

YEAH.

GOD, IT'S BLACK.

ARE WE NEARLY THERE?

I THINK SO.

IT'S DIFFICULT
TO TELL.

CAN I HAVE
ANOTHER DROP?

DRINK WHAT
YOU LIKE.

WELL, WE BETTER FINISH IT
BEFORE WE JOIN THE BOYS.

IT WOULDN'T
GO FAR WITH THEM.

THOUGHT YOU'D RESERVE IT
FOR THE OFFICERS MESS.

NO, THANKS, I'LL...
WAIT TO TAKE MY DRINK

WHEN I GET BACK TO
PORT-AU-PRINCE TOMORROW.

WHAT'S YOUR ALIBI?

THE TONTON?
WELL, I'LL TELL THEM

THEY SEARCHED MY CAR
BEFORE I LEFT,

AND I'LL STOP
IN GONAIVES

ON THE WAY HOME,
AND...

DO SOME MARKETING.

TELL ME...

HOW DID YOU GET ON
WITH PINEDA?

FINE.

I WASN'T STEALING
ANY GREENS OF HIS.

THOUGHT PERHAPS
YOU WERE.

MARTHA DOESN'T SLEEP
WITH HIM ANYMORE.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

OLD MAN, THERE ARE QUESTIONS
A GENTLEMAN DOESN'T ASK.

YOU MEAN SHE WAS
A GOOD LAY?

REMARKABLE.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

FRONT AXLE'S GONE,
ALL RIGHT.

WELL, SURELY IT
CAN'T BE MUCH FURTHER.

NO, NO,
IT'S NOT VERY FAR.

MAGIOT SAID IT
WAS A CEMETERY,

20 KILOMETERS
FROM GONAIVES.

THE DOCTOR'S LUCKY
IT'S NOT HIS CAR.

YES.

FRONT AXLE'S GONE,
ALL RIGHT.

NOTHING BUT
SHANKS' PONY NOW.

[LABORED BREATHING]

SOMETHING WRONG
WITH YOUR FEET?

UH, IT'S JUST A SHOE
THAT PINCHES, THAT'S ALL.

GIVE ME YOUR KIT BAG.

NO, NO, NO...

I'M A BIT OUT OF
CONDITION, THAT'S ALL.

I'M WORRIED, OLD MAN.

WHAT ABOUT?

I TALKED A LOT OF NONSENSE
IN THE CAR.

THE WHISKY
WENT TO MY HEAD.

WE'RE THERE.

NO ONE HERE.

WELL, WE'RE...

TWO HOURS LATE.

WELL, WHAT DO
WE DO NOW?

TRY AND GET
SOME SLEEP.

PHILIPOT WILL COME BACK
TOMORROW NIGHT.

BETTER HIDE OUT HERE.

WISH I HAD A GUN.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR
UNARMED COMBAT?

IT'S A BIT RUSTY.

AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?

WELL, AT DAYLIGHT I SHALL
GO BACK TO THE CAR.

A VILLAGE BUS WILL PICK
ME UP, OR A PATROL WAGON.

EVEN IF I'M ARRESTED...

I HAVE MY STORY.

YOU'VE RISKED
AN AWFUL LOT.

THE GAME'S TURNED
SERIOUS NOW.

WHAT GAME?

I UNDERSTAND WHY
PEOPLE WANT TO CONFESS.

DEATH'S A BLOODY
SERIOUS AFFAIR,

LIKE A DECORATION
YOU DON'T DESERVE.

HAVE YOU SO MUCH
TO CONFESS?

WE ALL DO, DON'T WE?

OH, I DON'T MEAN
TO A PRIEST, OR GOD.

TO WHOM?

TO ANYONE.

IF I HAD A DOG HERE TONIGHT,
I'D CONFESS TO THE DOG.

YES...

THE DOG HAS TO
KEEP YOUR SECRETS.

I'M FED UP WITH SECRETS.

I WISH YOU'D
SIT OR SOMETHING.

KNEELING LIKE THAT,

YOU MAKE ME FEEL
LIKE A PRIEST.

SORRY.

What's that?

[MEOW]

JUST A CAT.

WHAT I SAID ABOUT MARTHA...

THERE WASN'T A WORD
OF TRUTH IN IT.

I'VE NEVER HAD A WOMAN
IN MY LIFE I HAVEN'T PAID FOR...

OR PROMISED TO PAY.

MARTHA SAID SHE'D BEEN
TO BED WITH YOU.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

THOSE WERE HER
LAST WORDS TO ME.

OH, GOD.

I NEVER REALIZED.

SHE MUST BE YOUR GIRL.

OH, YOU MUSTN'T
BELIEVE HER, BROWN.

I'VE ALWAYS LIED
ABOUT WOMEN.

I'VE LIED ABOUT
EVERYTHING I WANTED.

YOU WERE NEVER
IN BURMA?

WELL, I NEARLY WAS.

AT IMPHAL, IN ASSAM,
50 MILES AWAY.

I MANAGED A CINEMA THERE.

WHEN THE WAR CAME,

THEY WOULDN'T HAVE
ME IN THE ARMY

BECAUSE OF FLAT FEET.

WELL, THEY GAVE ME
A SORT OF UNIFORM,

AND PUT ME IN CHARGE
OF ENTERTAINING TROOPS.

NOT EXACTLY IN CHARGE.

WE HAD NOEL COWARD ONCE.

HOW DID THE TWO
OF YOU GET ON?

I NEVER ACTUALLY
SPOKE TO HIM.

ARE YOU
FRIGHTENED NOW?

LIKE A FIREMAN
AT HIS FIRST FIRE.

AFRAID I CAN'T
SMUGGLE YOU BACK.

NO, I DON'T WANT
TO GO BACK.

YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW AWFUL I FELT,

SAFE IN IMPHAL.

I USED TO MAKE FRIENDS
WITH THE OFFICERS.

INTRODUCE THEM TO GIRLS,
AND SO ON.

THEN THEY'D GO OFF INTO BURMA,
AND I WOULDN'T SEE THEM AGAIN.

THERE WAS A CHAP CALLED
CHARTERS WHO COULD SMELL WATER.

I NEVER QUITE
BELIEVED THAT STORY.

OH, IT WASN'T ME.

BUT WHEN HE TOLD ME
ABOUT IT,

I FELT SURE
I COULD DO IT, TOO.

IT WAS LIKE SOMEONE
CALLING ME BY MY REAL NAME.

WHICH WASN'T JONES?

JONES WAS ON MY
BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

I SAW IT ONCE.

MY FATHER WENT HOME
BEFORE I WAS BORN.

HE WAS A SERGEANT IN
THE ROYAL WELSH FUSILIERS,

OR SO MY MOTHER SAID.

AND SHE WAS INDIAN?

SHE HAD SOME
INDIAN BLOOD.

I NEVER SAW MY
BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

BUT I'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED
BROWN TO BE TRUE.

MY MOTHER PREFERRED
MORE FANCIFUL NAMES.

I SUPPOSE
I'VE SHOCKED YOU.

OH, NO, NO.

NO, JONES, I'VE...
ALWAYS LIKED YOU.

I NEVER KNEW WHY
UNTIL NOW.

THERE'S NOT MUCH TO LIKE.

WE BOTH COME OUT
OF THE SAME STABLE,

ONLY YOU'VE KEPT
YOUR INNOCENCE.

YOU'RE JOKING.

NO.

I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU
THE LOT.

THIS IDENTITY BRACELET...

IT ISN'T MINE.

I GOT IT OFF CHARTERS,

WHEN HE DIED OF TYPHOID.

I ALTERED THE NAME
AFTER THE WAR.

ABSOLVE FORTE.

WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

IT'S AN OLD CHURCH
FORMAL THAT MEANS...

SLEEP WELL.

I'LL--I'LL WATCH
AWHILE.

HAVE TO GET BACK
TO THE CAR--

DAYLIGHT.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

DON'T MOVE.

NOW GET OVER THERE.

JUST STAY QUITE STILL.

WHERE'S MAJOR JONES?

JONES?
HOW WOULD I KNOW?

I WAS ON MY WAY
TO CAP-HAITIEN.

MY CAR BROKE DOWN ON THAT
BLOODY ROAD OF YOURS.

SPEAK QUIETLY.

I KNOW NOTHING
OF JONES!

Jones: BROWN,
OLD FRUIT!

HAVE A BIT OF BREAKFAST
BEFORE YOU GO.

GET BACK!
GET BACK, YOU FOOL!

RUN FOR IT!

GO ON, RUN!
WE'RE TRAPPED!

THIS WAY, MAJOR JONES.

THIS WAY.

INTO THE JEEP.

[GUNSHOTS]

WHERE'S MAGIOT?

THEY MURDERED
HIM YESTERDAY

IN THE HOSPITAL.

WELL, WHERE IS JONES?

YOU CAME ABOUT
TWO MINUTES TOO LATE.

THEY KILL
THE BEST OF US.

YES.

THE MEN WERE
WAITING FOR HIM.

I TOLD THEM,

YOU HAVE AN ENGLISHMAN
COMING TO LEAD YOU.

MAJOR JONES.

HE WAS IN BURMA,
HE'S FOUGHT THE JAPS,

HE KNOWS ALL THE TRICKS
OF GUERRILLA WAR.

IT WAS TRUE, WASN'T IT?

OF COURSE,
OF COURSE.

WHEN I LEFT THEM,
THEIR MORALE WAS HIGH.

IF I BRING THEM BACK
A CORPSE...

THEY WILL LOSE ALL HEART.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO NOW, BROWN?

WELL, I HAVE TO GET
BACK TO PORT-AU-PRINCE.

YOU CAN'T.

THE FIRST PATROL WHICH PASSES
WILL FIND THESE BODIES.

YES, YES. I'M CORNERED,
AREN'T I?

MY MEN ARE WAITING
FOR MAJOR JONES.

FOR SOME REASON,
THEY BELIEVE THAT WHITE MEN

ARE THE ONLY TRUE
EXPERTS IN KILLING.

I CAN DRAG THE BODIES
OUT OF ROAD,

BUT THEY WILL
FIND THE JEEP.

VOICI LE COMMANDANT
JONES.

NOW, LOOK, PHILIPOT...

I'M NO USE TO YOU.
I HAVE NO TRAINING.

I CAN'T SMELL WATER
ANY MORE THAN--

ANYWAY, I'VE NEVER BEEN
IN BURMA AS HE WAS.

I DON'T WANT TO GET
MIXED UP IN YOUR POLITICS.

WAS MAGIOT'S DEATH
POLITICS?

IF YOU GO BACK,

YOU DIE MISERABLY
AND FOR NOTHING.

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE,
BROWN.

MAJOR H.O. JONES,

FIVE CORPS, IMPHAL.

AFTER YOU, MAJOR.

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Philipot: VOICI LE
COMMANDANT JONES.

WHAT'S THIS
SUPPOSED TO BE?

THE CLOSEST WE CAN
COME TO LIQUID FIRE.

IT'S FULL
OF PETROL.

THERE'S A TONTON POST
OVER THERE,

6 KILOMETERS OFF THE SLOPE
OF KENSCOFF.

THEY HAVE TWO BREN GUNS--
WE NEED THEM.

IS THAT REALLY
KENSCOFF?

YES.

THEN PORT-AU-PRINCE
IS JUST BEHIND.

WE'LL GET BACK THERE
ONE DAY.

DO YOU PLAN TO ATTACK
WITH THIS...JOB LOT?

YES.

YOUR RUM PUNCH,
MONSIEUR BROWN.

MAJOR JONES,
JOSEPH.

AH, YOU BETTER
LET ME TALK TO THEM.

DON'T TRY TO
DISCOURAGE THEM.

HOW CAN I?

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD OF ENGLISH.

THEN WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO?

SATISFY MYSELF,
PHILIPOT. AN ITCH TO...

TO FACE THINGS
AS THEY ARE.

MY FRIENDS,

TOMORROW WE ATTACK
THE TONTON!

[SHOUTING, CHEERING]

WE ARE CRAZY FOOLS!

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT,

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT!

WE ARE GOING AGAINST
THE TONTON

WITH A HANDFUL OF SHOTGUNS
AND MACHETES

AND A GARDEN SYRINGE.

[CHEERING]

A HOTELKEEPER,
A PAINTER,

A BARMAN...
AND YOU.

YOU STUPID
BASTARDS!

THE RABBLE
OF THE COCKPIT

AND THE SLUMS.

MY...RAGGED REGIMENT.

[SOUND OF GUNFIRE]

PETIT PIERRE!

I WAS AFRAID I'D BE
TOO LATE TO SEE YOU.

THERE IS GREAT
EXCITEMENT IN TOWN.

WHAT HAS
HAPPENED NOW?

A TONTON POST,

THE OTHER SIDE
OF KENSCOFF,

WAS ATTACKED
YESTERDAY.

TWO MEN ARE DEAD.

TONTONS?
NO. REBELS.

ONE WAS JOSEPH,

THE BARMAN AT
THE TRIANON.

[SOUND OF GUNFIRE]

PLEASE.

AND THE...AND THE OTHER?

NO ONE WE KNOW.

Loudspeaker:
ALL PASSENGERS ABOARD, PLEASE.

WELL, IT IS TIME
TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

ANGELITO.

IT WAS BRAVE OF YOU
TO COME AND SEE US OFF.

MY DIPLOMATIC FRIENDS
KEPT AWAY.

YOU WILL MISS OUR
PUBLIC FESTIVITIES.

THEY'RE HANGING
THE TWO BODIES

IN THE SQUARE TOMORROW--

JOSEPH AND
THE OTHER ONE.

Loudspeaker: FLIGHT 101,
BEGIN BOARDING, PLEASE.

ET BIEN.

REMEMBER US.

I CANNOT FORGET.

REMEMBER
POOR HAITI.

STRANGE TO THINK

THAT SOMEWHERE
DOWN THERE...

IS THAT--

MANUEL!

LOOK--
IS THAT SMOKE?

NO.

NO, THAT'S JUST CLOUD.

Woman on intercom:
CAPTAIN HOCKSTED AND HIS CREW

WELCOME ON BOARD
THE PASSENGERS

WHO JOINED US
AT PORT-AU-PRINCE.

YOU CAN UNFASTEN YOUR
SAFETY BELTS AND SMOKE NOW.

NO PIPES OR CIGARS, PLEASE.

OUR FLYING TIME TO MIAMI WILL BE
ONE HOUR, 10 MINUTES.

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