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Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down!

Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it!

Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!

After having a whole lot of stuff blowing up around us...

... and having to borrow power from here and there...

... we finally beat him! The Dark Lord, Shabranigdo.

Am I good or what?

Zel's gone off on his own and I'm hoping that

Gourry and I can have a nice, quiet journey now.

"KNOCKOUT! The Seyruun Family Feud!"

Why won't he come?!

You can wait here, but I doubt he'd come to a place like this.

Uh-uh, he is! According to that info I got...

...the prince will be coming down this road!

Okay, maybe there is a rumor about Prince Piriri-whatsis

of the Seyruun family traveling around secretly.

Prince Philionel!

Even if this Phili guy does come down this road how will you know he's a prince?

Well, it'll be perfectly obvious, of course!

A prince is dignified, refined... And really handsome, too!

When you're born to such noble blood...

It just naturally shows in how you talk and act!

And I want to meet someone like that!

Right, right... And what happens when you do meet him?

Kidnap him and hold him for ransom?

Don't be ridiculous!

Any prince I meet will be so terrified of my power-

Uh, scratch that.

He'll find me so beautiful that he'll propose on the spot!

And then I'll be carried off in the lap of luxury.

Are you serious?

Very serious.

Well then...

I'll go on ahead to the next town.

Go ahead!

I won't wait forever, you know.

I'll be right behind you, in a gold-plated carriage!

Sure, whatever...

I'm not letting this chance slip away!

Somebody! Help me!

Now listen! You keep this up and I'll take yer life, too!

Just let me live, I beg of you!

Lemme have all your money!

Here we go again...

Hear me, fiend trapped in the heart of darkness!

Sheathe that sword which has been dipped in your evil soul!

Who is that?!

Obey me, or else feel the hammer of justice!

Where are you?! Show yourself!

I'm right here!

Hey. Hey. Hey.

Now then, Mr. Fiendish Bandit! Prepare yourself!

Oh? Prepare myself for what? A clumsy, half-wit girl?

Diem Wing!

Hey! You can't get away with this!

You ignorant little witch!

Burst Rondo!

Jeez... That's harsh...

Afitting end to one who stands against justice!

Uh, excuse me...

No need to thank me.

I couldn't stand by and let that fiend get away with it.

His defeat is thanks enough.

Uh, right...

Well then, if you'll excuse me!

Uh, you wouldn't by any chance be...

Do you... work in a pet shop?

What would make you think I did that?!

You should never judge people by appearances.

That would be bad.

So it's better to assume someone works in a pet shop for no reason?

So, you really are a swordsman?

Uh, yeah. You could say that.

Well, could you help me out? I'll pay you, of course.

Well, maybe we can talk about that.

But there's something I'd like to know.

Sure! What is it?

Why did you show up on top of that tree before?

You need to ask?

Warriors of justice have always done stuff like that!

- Bye. - Oh, please! Wait for me!

He's not coming...

Better go.

Man, do I feel like a loser right now!

What a rip-off!

Ah, that feels better...

A priest and a bandit, traveling together?

Something's not right here.

Can I assume that you're a sorceress?

Thank goodness! Can I ask for your help in a job I need done?

Want me to get rid of that bandit boss with you?

Bandit? Oh, no!

What, is he a dwarf then?

Look, would you just listen to what we have to say?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Before we talk, I'd like to prove my identity.

Huh? That crest!

Exactly.

This man traveling secretly with me is none other...

...than Crown Prince Philionel el de Seyruun.

What did...

That this man here is Prince Philionel.

You're serious?

Quite serious.

No- o-o-o-o!!!

Are you all right?

No, actually I'm not.

I would expect you to be surprised.

The prince has been traveling secretly.

No, that isn't what surprised me.

My name is Randy, and I'm his attendant priest.

Could I have your name, too?

Lina... Lina Inverse.

Does that "oh?" mean I'm famous?!

You're that magic girl?

Lina the Bandit Killer?

Yes, we've heard the rumors about you.

Which rumors?

Isn't that what you call yourself wherever you go?

No, not really.

Well then, you may call me Phil if you wish.

There's no need to be formal while I'm traveling in secret.

Miss Lina, we need you to be a monster exterminator for us.

Monster exterminator?

There's a cave nearby which is home to many monsters

who have been attacking the surrounding villages lately.

His Majesty heard of this while traveling

and has decided out of the goodness of his heart to exterminate them.

But Randy alone won't be able to handle them.

And such small villages don't have any soldiers.

But Phil, you look like you could handle yourself in a fight.

What makes you say that?

Well, I mean, look at you.

Oh, but this is just a disguise for traveling incognito.

No matter what I look like, I'm a pacifist.

Uh, right...

Anyway, I really have to catch up with my companion.

You will, of course, be rewarded for your trouble.

Reward?!

In that case, my friend can wait!

I'm hot... I'm hot!

What's with this weather today?!

Is something wrong, Miss Lina?

It's hot. I'm hot, and I can't stop sweating!

It's that stifling costume you're wearing!

Well, excuse me for wearing it!

I've had it! I'm taking a bath!

A bath?!

Agh! It's cold! Oh, yeah.

Fireball!

That's better.

That feels great...

- Miss Lina! Is something wrong? - What was that explosion?

Mega Brunt!

Uh, sorry. Reflex.

Here it is.

Hmm... Looks like it's an old ruin.

Maybe somebody's tomb.

I've heard there're a lot of monsters in there now.

And that their boss lives somewhere deep in the cave.

I can bring down the whole mountain from here in one shot!

Don't go recklessly casting spells!

Oh, you're still mad about what happened before.

Come on, I healed you both, didn't I?

Absolutely not! If we teach them about right and wrong...

...perhaps the creatures will end their evil ways!

I can't use my really big spells in a place this narrow.

Really?

Orcs. I can take care of them with one spell shot.

Wait! I'll talk to them.

"Talk to them?" Phil knows how to speak Orcish?

Not a word.

Open the path and let us through! We don't wish to kill you!

But if you don't heed my warning...

...you face the wrath of the brutal sorceress behind me!

Hey, watch it with all that "brutal" talk!

Well, what will you do?

Well?!

There, that showed them! A pure and sincere heart wins every time!

Sounded like a regular old threat to me.

Forward, my friends! Forward!

Stand aside!

Blasted thing won't listen to me!

I think it's my turn.

Balus Rod!

Call me queen!

Are you from some royal family?

Oh, come on! Do I have to explain every stupid gag?!

Now there's a troll!

Damu Bras!

Oh, and a minotaur!

Digger Bolt!

A salamander!

Ly Breim!

- Avampire! - Assha Dist!

Makes you feel sorta inadequate, doesn't it?

- Yeah... - Hey, take a look at this!

I see something up ahead!

I guess this is where the boss lives.

- It's time to see! - Heave-ho!

After you.

I've been waiting for you, Prince Philionel.

You fiend! How do you know my name?!

Don't call him a prince, please!

Uh, anyway, your journey ends here!

Why, you... Why would you do that to a gentle soul like me?!

Who's gentle?!

Because I asked him to!

What?

Don't forget that I'm third in line to the throne!

But I've had to live in the shadow of my overblown brother.

You don't look alike. Is it true?

Oh, so this is all just a big family feud, right?

I had my wizard here set this trap, and so here we are.

You mean the monsters here...

Of course. All my doing.

And what will you do when the kingdom is yours?

Uh... Well... I just sorta wanted to rule and stuff...

You know, there are plenty of would-be kings just like you.

Shut up! Get 'em, guys!

Why, you!

So long as evil exists in this world...

...the wrath of justice shall strike it down!

Against any fiend in this world, be he of my own family...

...my justice shall not waver!

- Amelia?! - Gourry?

Oh, god... Please don't look at me.

Hi, Daddy! I finally found you!

Da... Daddy?

But she doesn't look anything like you!

No, she's my very own daughter, Amelia.

Okay, everyone! Prepare yourselves!

Hey. Hey. Hey!

Thanks, Dad!

Okay, Uncle Randy! If you repent your evil ways even a little bit...

...then my dad will be able to forgive you!

Shut up... Get 'em!

Fireball!

Digger Bolt!

What's with her?

Is she a hero freak or something?

She said she was looking for her dad on the road and needed my help.

Why, you little... I'm gonna... Let's do it!

Come forth, our ally: Bras Demon! Garundia!

Oh, look. They were actually able to summon that thing.

- Is it tough? - Sorta.

You who control the powers of the Monster race!

Fools whose hearts are stained with evil!

You allied yourself with such a monster just to assassinate me?!

Even a pacifist like me can't forgive this!

Hey, hold on! You can't handle this.

Pacifist Crush!

No way!

Kindness to All Creatures Kick!

What the heck?!

Our friend, Garundia!

Don't panic! We'll call the next Monster!

Come forth, our allies!

Those fools! Let's do it, Amelia!

Right, Father!

Diem Wing!

Good Will Towards Men Smash!

You annoying fools!

Come forth, anybody!

Uncle! Give up your evil ambitions!

I'm... I'm the king of Seyruun!

Take this! Fireball!

Fireball!

You idiot! You know what'll happen when those things hit?!

I just wanted to be the Seyruun king!

Randy...

You shouldn't have given in to those foolish thoughts...

Daddy!

Put me down!

Oh, yes. Sorry about that.

Amelia, what in the world are you doing here?

Daddy, you're so mean!

You always go away to travel in secret and get into

all these neat adventures and you never tell me!

So you came to find me?

'Scuse me, Phil. Sorry to butt in like this...

What?

I was just wondering if I could get that reward.

Oh? Well, I'm afraid Randy was the one carrying all the money.

Well, how about your daughter?

I spent all my money trying to find my dad here.

For crying out loud!

Don't worry! You can have as much as you want when we get to Seyruun!

Seyruun! Seyruun's nowhere near where we are now!

I wasn't even headed there!

Well, no one's forcing you to go.

And we'll gladly accompany you on your journey there.

Glad to meet you!

Believe me, the pleasure's all yours!

And so, our little traveling party gets a bit bigger.

One's a mountain bandit, and the other's a loony hero-worshipper.

Scratch that. They're really the peace- loving Prince Phil...

... and the princess, a short-fused sorceress-in-training.

Why me?

Today my Dragon Slave accidentally slipped out.

What!? Amelia wants to learn the Dragon Slave?

Next time: "LOVELY! Amelia's Magic Training!"

If you don't watch, I'll go berserk!