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IN CASE YOU WEREN'T THERE, I GOTTA TELL YA,
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LAST SATURDAY NIGHT AT BABYLON WAS...
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TO DIE FOR.
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WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE SAY SOMETHING?
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OKAY. SO IT'S LATE,
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AND I'M LEAVING BABYLON,
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AND THERE'S THIS REALLY HOT GUY...
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AND HE'S LIKE, PERFECT.
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HOW PERFECT?
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PERFECT.
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AND WE END UP... AT MY PLACE.
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SO I WORK WITH EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED KIDS,
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AND I REALLY LOVE IT.
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AND I'M THE CAP- TAIN OF THE GAY WATER POLO TEAM.
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YOU'RE REALLY WELL-ROUNDED.
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SO WE'RE MAKING OUT,
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AND IN MY MIND I'M PIC- TURING HIM IN A SPEEDO WITH THE FLAG ON IT.
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SAY, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO BRAZIL?
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UM, NO. HAVE YOU?
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I JUST CAME BACK. IT'S FABULOUS.
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GREAT BEACHES, I HEAR.
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YEAH.
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ONLY, THEY HAVE THESE THINGS.
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THINGS?
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PARASITE THINGS.
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THEY LIVE IN THE SAND AND THEY SORT OF...
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BURROW THEMSELVES RIGHT UP IN THERE.
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HE HAD THEM.
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BRAZILIAN BEACH PARASITES IN HIS ASS!
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OH, GOD!
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WELL, AT LEAST YOU FOUND OUT BEFORE YOU GOT TOO FAR.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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WE WERE JUST GETTING STARTED.
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I FEEL LIKE A 1991 MADONNA VIDEO.
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UM, DO YOU HAVE THIS IN A SIZE LARGER?
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CAN WE HURRY THIS ALONG?
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I'VE GOT A BRIDE AND GROOM TO DO IN THE MORNING.
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SO YOU'RE BI?
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NO.
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THEY'RE DEAD.
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CAR CRASH.
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YOU WENT HOME WITH...
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AN UNDERTAKER, MM-HMM.
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I FUCKED AN UNDERTAKER ONCE.
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YOU DID? WHEN?
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HE TOLD ME SOMETIMES THEY SEW THE MOUTHS SHUT.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, BRIAN?
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WHAT'D YOU DO?
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I MADE IT AN EARLY EVENING.
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YOU KNOW, UM, WHEN I GO,
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PROMISE YOU WON'T LET THEM SEW MY MOUTH SHUT?
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BECAUSE WHEN I GET TO HEAVEN
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AND I MEET NATALIE WOOD
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I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY "NATALIE! IT'S EMMETT!
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WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT?"
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HEY!
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SHOULDN'T YOU BOYS BE GETTING TO THE HOSPITAL?
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SCHMIDT, TED.
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ARE YOU FAMILY?
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FRIENDS. UH, WE KNOW HE'S LIKE, IN A COMA AND EVERYTHING,
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WE'D JUST LIKE TO BE WITH HIM FOR A LITTLE WHILE, IF THAT'S OKAY.
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I'LL SEE.
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THE NURSE'S STATION.
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I USED TO THINK IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH RADIO.
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"ALL NURSING, ALL THE TIME."
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HELLO.
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I'M MARGARET SCHMIDT.
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I'M TED'S MOTHER.
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IF YOU NEED PERMISSION TO SEE HIM, I'LL GIVE IT.
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I... I'M SURE HE'D APPRECIATE IT.
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I'M MICHAEL.
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THIS IS EMMETT AND BRIAN.
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WE'RE TED'S FRIENDS.
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HE'S STILL IN THE COMA.
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HE LOOKS LIKE HE DID WHEN HE WAS A BOY.
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WHEN HE SLEPT.
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THEY DON'T THINK HE'LL COME OUT OF IT.
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I SAT BY HIS BED...
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ALL NIGHT.
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ABOUT 5:00 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING IT OCCURRED TO ME...
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LOVING SOMEONE'S NOT THE SAME AS KNOWING THEM.
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BRIAN!
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JUSTIN?
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JUSTIN, YOU'RE LATE!
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'M UP, I'M UP.
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YOU GOT 10 MINUTES.
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I'M TAKING A SHOWER, OKAY?
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I'M OUT OF SHAMPOO.
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I'LL GET YOU SOME.
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WHO DO YOU THINK IT WAS?
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I MEAN, WHO, UH, GAVE HIM THE DRUGS?
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I BET IT WAS THAT GUY, BLAKE, WHO WAS CRUISING HIM ALL NIGHT.
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- THINK WE SHOULD TELL SOMEONE? - NO.
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HIS MOM SAID SHE'D CALL US IF THERE WAS ANY CHANGE.
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YOU KNOW, HE'S A FIRST.
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THE FIRST ALMOST DEAD GUY I SORT OF HAD SEX WITH.
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YOU HAD SEX WITH TED?
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YOU NEVER HAD SEX WITH TED.
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WHEN DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH... SORT OF SEX.
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AT THIS SEMI-ORGY.
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"SEMI"? WHEN?
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YOU KNOW, THAT WEEKEND THAT JOHN-JOHN'S PLANE WENT DOWN?
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OH, GOD. THEY KEPT SHOWING HIM ON THE BEACH WITH HIS SHIRT OFF.
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I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO JERK OFF OR WEEP.
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SO DID...
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SO DID YOU LIKE, PLAN IT?
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IT JUST SORT OF HAPPENED.
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THINGS DO.
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IT WAS SCOTT AND KEVIN, THE TODDS.
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AND TED SHOWS UP WITH MY TAXES
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN WE'RE ALL DOING IT
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AND... HE EVEN TRIED TO FUCK ME.
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HE'S IN THERE!
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HIS LIFE'S LIKE THIS DOT ON A SCREEN.
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AND IT COULD BE US.
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NO, IT COULD NOT BE US.
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BECAUSE WE KNOW BETTER.
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WE KNOW NOT TO BELIEVE PRETTY LITTLE BLONDE BOYS
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WHO TELL YOU THAT "IT'S REALLY GOOD SHIT."
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BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
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TED DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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AND HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU ONLY DO DRUGS WITH YOUR FRIENDS
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BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU!
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NOW I'VE TO GO TO WORK.
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I HAVE TO BE BRILLIANT.
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F. SCOTT FITZGERALD.
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CLASSIC PROFILE, FAMOUSLY HANDSOME.
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AND "THE GREAT GATSBY",
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WHICH CAPTURES A PARTICULAR AMERICAN YEARNING,
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AND WHAT DO I MEAN BY THAT, HMM?
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JUSTIN?
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UH, YEARNING'S WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING REALLY BADLY.
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LIKE...
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SO BAD IT HURTS.
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EXACTLY.
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IT NEEDS TO HURT TO BE WORTHY OF THE WORD.
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OTHERWISE, IT'S JUST WANTING.
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AS REPRESENTED IN THE "GATSBY"
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BY THE GREEN LIGHT ACROSS THE WATER.
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YOU CAN SEE IT BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH IT.
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MR. HOBBS!
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MR. HOBBS, ARE YOUR PARENTS REALLY PAYING FOR YOU
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TO HAVE ANOTHER TESTOSTERONE OUTBURST?
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I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING.
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EXACTLY.
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BUT YOU WILL BE AFTER SCHOOL.
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I HAVE FOOTBALL PRACTICE.
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NOT TODAY.
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TODAY YOU'LL BE CLEANING OUT THE ATHLETIC ROOM.
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THE ONLY THING WE FIGHT ABOUT IN THIS ROOM,
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MR. HOBBS...
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IS INTERPRETATION.
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MRS. SCHMIDT, WE'RE GOING TO WORK.
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I-IF YOU WANT YOU CAN CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE, IF...
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THEY SAID HE TOOK AN OVERDOSE
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OF A... A DRUG I'VE NEVER HEARD OF.
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WELL, H-HE WASN'T A... A DRUG USER.
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HE MUST'VE MET SOMEONE THAT NIGHT...
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A-AND TOOK HIM HOME.
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MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING, MICHAEL?
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SURE.
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IF MY SON HAD BEEN STRAIGHT,
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IF HE HAD TAKEN A WOMAN HOME,
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DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD HAVE RUN OFF
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AND LEFT HIM THERE TO DIE?
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NEED SOME HELP?
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THIS SUCKS.
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YEAH. THEY NEED YOU AT PRACTICE.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY DO?
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I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T INTO LIKE, SPORTS AND SHIT.
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SOME.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU SURE KEEP IT A SECRET.
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I'M SUPPOSED TO GET ALL OF THIS SHIT CLEANED UP OUT OF HERE.
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WOW, YOU'RE PRETTY STRONG.
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THAT'S MY OTHER SECRET.
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I CAN'T DO THIS FUCKING COPY.
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EXCUSE ME FOR BARGING IN.
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THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
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AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW,
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I'M TED'S LAWYER.
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SO?
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SO YOU NEED TO KNOW TED MADE A LIVING WILL.
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UH, DO YOU HAVE ONE?
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NO. WELL, YOU SHOULD.
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BUT I'M NOT YOUR LAWYER, I'M HIS.
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ANYWAY, HE'S MADE YOU RESPONSIBLE.
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FOR WHAT? FOR DECIDING,
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SHOULD HE EVER BE INCOMPETENT
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OR UNABLE TO MAKE A DECISION,
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WHETHER TO BE KEPT ALIVE BY EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES
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OR BE PERMITTED TO DIE.
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ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT TED WANTS ME TO DECIDE
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WHETHER OR NOT TO PULL THE PLUG?
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I TRIED TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT.
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AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ABOUT THIS?
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IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW LONG.
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YEAH, IT DOES.
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I'M THIS SECRET YOU TWO HAVE BEEN SHARING.
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WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME?
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I WAS HOPING I WOULDN'T HAVE TO.
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THAT THE SITUATION WOULD NEVER ARISE.
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WELL, IT HAS! IT'S ARISEN NOW.
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AND NOW YOU KNOW.
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SUZANNE SHEPLEY, BIG WHORE.
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SHE'LL BLOW YOU, BUT SHE WON'T FUCK
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IF YOU'RE IN THIS SCHOOL.
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ONLY IF YOU GO SOMEWHERE ELSE,
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PREFERABLY CATHOLIC.
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SHE SEEMED LIKE A DYKE TO ME.
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NO, MAN, SHE'S NOT A DYKE.
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SHE'S A WHORE.
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THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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SO YOU KNOW MARY FRANCES COTTALLUTTO?
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SO SHE COMES OVER TO INTERVIEW ME FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER,
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ABOUT BEING THIS GREAT ATHLETE AND SHIT.
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AND IT'S 4:00 O'CLOCK AND MY MOM WON'T BE HOME TILL 6:00.
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SO I TELL HER WHAT A TOUCHDOWN IS LIKE,
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SHE GRABS MY DICK.
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NO. OH YEAH, SHE WENT FOR IT.
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NOT ONLY THAT,
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SHE UNZIPS MY FLY.
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SHE'S GOT MY DICK,
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AND SHE'S GOT ALL THESE RINGS ON.
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AND THEY'RE COLD, BUT HER HAND'S WARM.
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AND SHE'S RUBBING
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AND RUBBING.
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OH YEAH.
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AND THEN SHE'S GOT TO GO HOME.
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YOU KNOW, AND I'M THERE.
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AND I'M...
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YOU'RE HARD.
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SHIT.
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING?
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I, UH, I AM WORKING, MR. HORNER.
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HEY, GUYS. HEY.
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HOW COME I CAN'T GET MY GLUTES TO LOOK LIKE THAT?
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MAYBE YOU'RE NOT PROPERLY VISUALIZING THE MUSCLE GROUP.
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OH, I'M VISUALIZING IT ALL RIGHT.
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ON MY FACE.
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WHY ME?
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WHY NOT HIS MOTHER?
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WHY NOT YOU?
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I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING.
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WHO, IN THEIR RIGHT MIND,
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WOULD GIVE ME POWER OF LIFE AND DEATH?
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I COULDN'T DO IT, EITHER.
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I DON'T EVEN LIKE TED.
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OH, COME ON, YOU DO SO.
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WELL, NOT ENOUGH TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS FUCKING LIFE!
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WELL, HE MUST HAVE WANTED YOU FOR A REASON.
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MAYBE HE'S SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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I LOVE YOU. I'M COMATOSE. KILL ME.
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IT'S NOT OVER YET, BRIAN. HE COULD STILL WAKE UP.
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CHRIS?
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NO WAY!
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THEN DON'T BELIEVE ME.
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH THAT BRIAN GUY.
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ME AND CHRIS?
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THAT'S NOT LOVE, DAPH.
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THAT'S JUST FUCKING.
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OH, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS DETENTION.
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JUSTIN?
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I GOTTA GO.
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HEY, MRS. TAYLOR. HI, DAPHNE.
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DIDN'T YOU HAVE ART CLUB THIS AFTERNOON?
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I QUIT ART CLUB.
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YOU LOVE ART CLUB.
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I'M NOT INTERESTED.
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SINCE WHEN?
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JUST LAST WEEK...
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YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME!
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A WEEK'S LIKE A LONG TIME,
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THINGS CAN CHANGE IN A WEEK.
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WELL, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW I'M GOING TO NIKETOWN.
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BUT, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT INTERESTED IN THAT EITHER.
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WHEN? NOW.
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AND YOU CAN DRIVE.
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WHAT?
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JUST THAT THING YOU DO WITH YOUR HANDS.
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LIKE THIS.
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I DO THAT, HUH?
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YEAH, YOU DO.
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WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW.
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YEAH.
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PEOPLE WAKE UP FROM COMAS, SWEETHEART.
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YEAH, SURE.
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YOUR UNCLE VIC, HOW LONG WAS HE IN HIS?
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NINE DAYS? TEN.
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AND I THOUGHT I'D LOST HIM,
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I COULDN'T TELL YOUR GRANDMOTHER IT WAS AIDS AT THE TIME
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BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T HAVE DEALT WITH IT.
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I WANTED TO HEAR ALL ABOUT THE WHITE LIGHT,
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AND THE... THE TUNNEL,
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AND, AND, AND, DID AUNT THERESA GET TO HEAVEN?
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FIRST WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH, "DID I MISS THE GOLDEN GLOBES?"
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SO HOW IS HE?
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THE SAME.
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NO CHANGE.
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I'M GOING TO GO BACK A LITTLE LATER.
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I THOUGHT I'D TAKE SOMETHING TO HIS MOM.
303
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WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
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TURKEY MEAT LOAF.
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LEMON BARS. THEY'RE GREAT TODAY.
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YOU'RE A GOOD DRIVER.
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BETTER THAN YOU.
308
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OKAY, SLOW DOWN. THIS IS A BIT TOO FAST.
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THIS IS NORMAL.
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AND YOU JUST SAID I WAS A GOOD DRIVER.
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WHAT?
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NOTHING.
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IT'S JUST NICE, YOU LAUGHED.
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IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU COULD GET ANOTHER CAR.
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LET ME HAVE THIS FOR SCHOOL.
317
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OH, JUST HAND IT OVER, HUH?
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I WAS 20 BEFORE I HAD A CAR.
319
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:47,651
I WAS GOING OUT WITH JAY McLAUGHLIN.
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HE COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR FATHER.
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THAT'S STUPID, I WOULDN'T BE ME.
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HE WAS MY FIRST REAL BOYFRIEND.
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I'D BE TOTALLY SOMEONE ELSE.
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LEARNED WITH HIM WHAT A KISSREALLY WAS.
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GROSS.
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DON'T TELL ME, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
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WELL, NOW YOU DO.
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SO, DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, JUSTIN?
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YOU CAN TELL ME, I PROMISE YOU I WON'T TELL YOUR FATHER.
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I DON'T.
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THEN WHO'S BRIAN?
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JUSTIN. JUSTIN!
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MRS. SCHMIDT?
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MICHAEL.
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I DON'T MEAN TO BUG YOU, UH, I BROUGHT YOU THIS.
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IT'S FROM MY MOM.
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MEAT LOAF, LEMON BARS.
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THE LEMON BARS ARE REALLY GOOD.
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WELL, THERE'S, UM, STILL NO CHANGE.
340
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THEY'RE WATCHING AND WAITING. SO...
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I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A SMALL BREAK.
342
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I'M SURE YOU COULD USE ONE.
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HE MENTIONED A MICHAEL.
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I SAID, UM,
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"TELL ME THE NAME OF ONE SPECIAL FRIEND."
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00:19:31,786 --> 00:19:34,289
AND HE SAID "WELL, THERE'S A MICHAEL."
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THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD, DEAR.
348
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I'LL, UH, STAY A BIT LONGER
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AND THEN I'LL GO TO HIS CONDO TONIGHT.
350
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HIS... CONDO?
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OH, FOR PYJAMAS.
352
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I DON'T KNOW IF HE EVEN WEARS THEM.
353
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:52,313
BUT, IF HE DOES,
354
00:19:52,313 --> 00:19:53,815
HE'LL NEED THEM WHEN, UH...
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TORSO.
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00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,832
IT'S ME.
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00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,334
OH MY GOD, IS HE DEAD?
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00:20:08,835 --> 00:20:10,837
NO. BUT HE'S GOING TO WISH HE WAS
359
00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:11,839
WHEN HE FINDS OUT HIS MOM'S GOING TO HIS CONDO TONIGHT,
360
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FOR PYJAMAS! OH SHIT!
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00:20:13,841 --> 00:20:15,343
WHAT IF SHE FINDS HIS PORN?
362
00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:17,345
AND HIS MAGAZINES!
363
00:20:17,847 --> 00:20:19,348
AND REMEMBER HIS 33rd BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR?
364
00:20:20,851 --> 00:20:22,352
WHEN WE GAVE HIM THOSE 33 DILDOS,
365
00:20:22,352 --> 00:20:23,854
THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
366
00:20:23,854 --> 00:20:25,356
WELL IT'S NOT SO FUNNY ANY MORE.
367
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:26,858
WE'VE GOT TO GO THERE AND FIND ALL 33.
368
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,361
WAIT! WHAT?
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00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,364
WHAT IF HE'S GIVEN SOME AS HOSTESS GIFTS?
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I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
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00:20:40,877 --> 00:20:42,378
YOU HAVE TIME TO KISS YOUR SON.
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HEY, HONEY! HIS BATH'S READY.
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OH.
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DID WE KNOW HE WAS COMING?
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NO, WE DID NOT KNOW.
376
00:21:01,904 --> 00:21:04,407
WELL, IT'D BE NICE IF YOU'D CALL FIRST.
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00:21:04,407 --> 00:21:05,909
AS I SAID, HIS BATH'S READY,
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00:21:05,909 --> 00:21:06,911
SO IF YOU WANT ME TO TAKE HIM...
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I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT TED WANTS!
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I'M NOT DOING IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:12,919
OH-H. I TOLD HIM YOU'D BE THIS WAY.
382
00:21:12,919 --> 00:21:14,420
HE HAS A MOTHER.
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00:21:14,921 --> 00:21:16,924
YEAH, WOULD YOU WISH THIS ON YOURS?
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HE HAS BETTER FRIENDS.
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00:21:18,926 --> 00:21:20,428
WELL THAT'S FOR GODDAMN SURE.
386
00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:21,930
MELANIE, WOULD YOU PLEASE...
387
00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:23,432
LOOK, DID I BARGE IN HERE AT BATH TIME?
388
00:21:23,432 --> 00:21:24,934
WAS THAT ME?
389
00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:26,436
FUCK BATH TIME AND FUCK YOU!
390
00:21:26,436 --> 00:21:27,437
HEY, FUCK YOU.
391
00:21:27,437 --> 00:21:29,440
JUST STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU!
392
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,441
SO LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. FIND SOMEBODY ELSE.
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00:21:30,441 --> 00:21:33,445
HIS MOMMY, OR MICHAEL,
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OR MADONNA, I DON'T CARE WHO!
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00:21:34,947 --> 00:21:35,949
BUT HE CHOSE YOU.
396
00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:37,450
WELL, HE CHOSE WRONG.
397
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:38,451
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO HIM.
398
00:21:38,953 --> 00:21:40,454
I SAID BRIAN IS NOT THE PERSON
399
00:21:40,454 --> 00:21:42,457
YOU WANT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR LIFE.
400
00:21:42,457 --> 00:21:44,960
HE'S A SELFISH, NARCISSISTIC, LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT.
401
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:45,962
AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
402
00:21:45,962 --> 00:21:47,463
IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU SUCK COCK,
403
00:21:47,463 --> 00:21:49,466
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE FUCKING COWARD!
404
00:21:49,466 --> 00:21:51,970
SO GO. GET OUT. NOW!
405
00:22:06,989 --> 00:22:08,992
YOU HAD NO RIGHT TALKING TO HIM THAT WAY.
406
00:22:10,493 --> 00:22:11,996
NO RIGHT?
407
00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:13,497
TED IS LYING THERE,
408
00:22:13,497 --> 00:22:15,500
ON LIFE SUPPORT.
409
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,502
HE IS PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO WAKE UP
410
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,006
AND HE IS DEPENDING ON BRIAN TO SHOW HIM THE DECENCY,
411
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,009
THE KINDNESS, TO RELEASE HIM.
412
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,512
THAT'S ALL THE MORE REASON TO BE KIND.
413
00:22:26,014 --> 00:22:28,517
AFTER ALL, HE'S THE ONE WHO HAS TO DO IT.
414
00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:30,019
THINK HOW HARD IT MUST BE.
415
00:22:30,019 --> 00:22:32,522
OR IF IT WERE ONE OF US.
416
00:22:32,522 --> 00:22:34,525
IF IT WAS ME LYING THERE AND YOU HAD TO PULL THE PLUG.
417
00:22:37,529 --> 00:22:40,032
I'M NOT SURE I COULD.
418
00:22:40,032 --> 00:22:42,035
MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO ANGRY AT HIM.
419
00:22:42,035 --> 00:22:43,536
BECAUSE YOU KNOW IF IT WERE YOU,
420
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,539
YOU'D BE AS SCARED AND ANGRY AS HE IS.
421
00:23:56,132 --> 00:23:58,134
SHE KNOWS. MY MOM KNOWS.
422
00:23:58,134 --> 00:23:59,136
HOLY SHIT.
423
00:23:59,136 --> 00:24:00,137
I'VE GOT TO FIND BRIAN.
424
00:24:00,137 --> 00:24:01,638
WHAT FOR?
425
00:24:01,638 --> 00:24:02,140
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
426
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,641
LIKE HE CARES.
427
00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:05,143
HE WANTS ME.
428
00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:06,145
HOW CAN YOU TELL?
429
00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:08,648
BECAUSE I CAN!
430
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:09,149
I'M GOING TO LIVE WITH HIM.
431
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:10,650
I'M GOING TO BE WITH HIM.
432
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,153
YOU'LL SEE.
433
00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:13,154
NOW, PLEASE, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.
434
00:24:13,154 --> 00:24:15,657
I'M GROUNDED.
435
00:24:15,657 --> 00:24:16,658
MY MOM SAID SHE'D BETTER COME HOME
436
00:24:16,658 --> 00:24:18,661
AND FIND ME READING TONI MORRISON.
437
00:24:24,168 --> 00:24:26,171
WELL, THEY DON'T GET HOME UNTIL 7:00.
438
00:24:27,172 --> 00:24:28,674
AND YOU DO BEAT "BELOVED".
439
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:42,692
THAT'S BETTER.
440
00:24:42,692 --> 00:24:44,695
I'M ALWAYS TELLING HIM NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE NEEDS TO BE CENTRED.
441
00:24:45,196 --> 00:24:47,198
WE CAN REDECORATE LATER. HIS MOTHER'S COMING!
442
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,201
POPPERS.
443
00:24:49,201 --> 00:24:50,202
OOP!
444
00:24:50,202 --> 00:24:52,705
CHEDDAR, BRIE.
445
00:24:52,705 --> 00:24:54,208
I DON'T THINK THERE ARE PARTICULARLY STRONG SHAME ISSUES
446
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:55,209
ATTACHED TO CHEESE, MICHAEL.
447
00:24:55,709 --> 00:24:57,211
FINE! WHATEVER.
448
00:24:57,211 --> 00:24:58,713
YOU CHECK OUT THE BEDROOM, I'LL WORK OUT HERE.
449
00:24:58,713 --> 00:25:00,215
OKAY.
450
00:25:06,723 --> 00:25:08,726
FALCON... FALCON...
451
00:25:10,729 --> 00:25:12,731
"YOU'VE GOT MAIL"? HE MASTURBATES TO MEG RYAN AND TOM HANKS?
452
00:25:12,731 --> 00:25:14,234
OW!
453
00:25:14,234 --> 00:25:15,735
FOUND 'EM! GOD!
454
00:25:16,736 --> 00:25:18,239
JESUS, LOOK AT THIS ONE!
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00:25:18,239 --> 00:25:19,740
HAH!
456
00:25:23,245 --> 00:25:25,248
TOUCHE! IN THIS CASE, TUSHY.
457
00:25:25,248 --> 00:25:27,251
WHEW! HAH! HAH!
458
00:25:30,755 --> 00:25:32,257
HAH, HAH!
459
00:25:33,759 --> 00:25:36,763
DEAD! RIGHT THROUGH THE HEART!
460
00:25:36,763 --> 00:25:38,265
ALL RIGHT, THERE'S LIKE, A MILLION OF THEM IN THERE
461
00:25:38,765 --> 00:25:39,266
AND WE'VE GOT TO FIND THEM ALL.
462
00:25:39,767 --> 00:25:41,269
WE MUST.
463
00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:54,286
MICHAEL?
464
00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:57,790
COME HERE.
465
00:26:24,825 --> 00:26:26,828
SHIT! FUCK!
466
00:26:27,329 --> 00:26:28,831
BRIAN!
467
00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,836
BRIAN!
468
00:26:32,836 --> 00:26:34,338
SHUT UP!
469
00:26:36,841 --> 00:26:38,844
JUSTIN, I'VE GOT TO GO HOME.
470
00:26:38,844 --> 00:26:41,347
BUT I, I HAVE TO FIND HIM.
471
00:26:41,347 --> 00:26:42,849
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE CRAZY LADY?
472
00:26:42,849 --> 00:26:44,351
WHAT CRAZY LADY?
473
00:26:44,852 --> 00:26:46,354
YOU KNOW, THE WEIRD ONE FROM THE DINER.
474
00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:47,855
YOU MEAN DEBBIE?
475
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:53,363
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS?
476
00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:54,865
I THINK IT MEANS HE LIKES YOU.
477
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:57,368
I THINK IT MEANS HE LOVES ME.
478
00:26:59,871 --> 00:27:01,874
KIND OF FLATTERING, IN A WAY.
479
00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:03,876
HE COLLECTS YOU THE WAY YOU COLLECT COMICS.
480
00:27:05,379 --> 00:27:07,381
IT'S JUST THAT...
481
00:27:07,381 --> 00:27:09,384
ALL THIS TIME I... I NEVER KNEW.
482
00:27:11,887 --> 00:27:13,389
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER.
483
00:27:14,891 --> 00:27:18,396
LIKE, DID YOU KNOW...
484
00:27:18,396 --> 00:27:20,398
I USED TO WALK DOWN THE STREET IN HAZELHURST, MISSISSIPPI,
485
00:27:20,398 --> 00:27:22,401
AND THE POSTMAN WOULD SPIT AT ME?
486
00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:27,408
I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY FATHER WAS BORN.
487
00:27:28,409 --> 00:27:30,912
OR EVEN WHO HE IS.
488
00:27:34,917 --> 00:27:36,920
I SAT WITH MY DEAD GRANDMA FOR AN HOUR
489
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,423
AND HELD HER HAND
490
00:27:39,423 --> 00:27:41,426
BEFORE I TOLD ANYONE SHE WAS DEAD.
491
00:27:45,931 --> 00:27:47,434
HOW COME WE NEVER TELL EACH OTHER THESE THINGS, HUH?
492
00:27:51,439 --> 00:27:52,940
DON'T TELL ME.
493
00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:54,443
BRIAN. AM I RIGHT?
494
00:27:57,447 --> 00:27:59,950
COME ON IN, I'LL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH.
495
00:27:59,950 --> 00:28:01,452
I ACTUALLY JUST NEED TO KNOW... AND DON'T TALK.
496
00:28:01,452 --> 00:28:03,455
I CAN FIGURE IT ALL OUT.
497
00:28:05,957 --> 00:28:07,960
HAVE A SEAT, HONEY. RIGHT THERE.
498
00:28:14,969 --> 00:28:15,971
MICHAEL?
499
00:28:15,971 --> 00:28:17,473
IT'S ME.
500
00:28:17,973 --> 00:28:19,476
YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
501
00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:24,982
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW,
502
00:28:24,982 --> 00:28:26,985
MELANIE FEELS TERRIBLE ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID.
503
00:28:28,988 --> 00:28:30,490
DO YOU THINK I CARE?
504
00:28:30,490 --> 00:28:32,493
LOOK, IT'S UPSETTING FOR ALL OF US.
505
00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:33,494
BUT AT A TIME LIKE THIS, WE COULD TRY
506
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:35,497
SHOWING A LITTLE COMPASSION.
507
00:28:35,497 --> 00:28:37,499
ESPECIALLY FOR TED.
508
00:28:39,001 --> 00:28:40,503
IS THERE ANY WORD?
509
00:28:40,503 --> 00:28:42,005
THE MACHINES SAY HE'S STILL ALIVE.
510
00:28:42,506 --> 00:28:44,007
POOR GUY.
511
00:28:45,510 --> 00:28:47,011
WHAT ABOUT US?
512
00:28:49,515 --> 00:28:51,517
WE DON'T HAVE ANY BEEPS OR WIRES
513
00:28:51,517 --> 00:28:53,019
WITH LITTLE WHITE DOTS TELLING US WE'RE ALIVE,
514
00:28:53,019 --> 00:28:55,523
SO HOW DO WE KNOW?
515
00:28:55,523 --> 00:28:57,525
I GUESS WE JUST TAKE EACH OTHER'S WORD.
516
00:28:57,525 --> 00:28:59,027
MAYBE WE KNOW
517
00:28:59,027 --> 00:29:01,029
FROM WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT FROM US.
518
00:29:01,029 --> 00:29:03,032
I MEAN, TAKE GUS.
519
00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:06,036
HE NEEDS ME TO FEED HIM, TO CHANGE HIM.
520
00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:10,041
KNOWING THAT TELLS ME I'M ALIVE.
521
00:29:11,544 --> 00:29:13,045
SO FOR ME, RIGHT NOW, IT'S HIM.
522
00:29:14,548 --> 00:29:15,549
WHAT ABOUT ME?
523
00:29:17,551 --> 00:29:19,053
TED NEEDS YOU NOW.
524
00:29:22,057 --> 00:29:23,559
SO MAYBE THAT'S WHAT TELLS YOU YOU'RE ALIVE.
525
00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:29,567
YOU'LL DO THE RIGHT THING.
526
00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:31,069
WHATEVER IT IS.
527
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,575
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
528
00:29:57,604 --> 00:29:59,105
FUCK YOU.
529
00:30:01,108 --> 00:30:02,610
FUCK YOU.
530
00:30:05,614 --> 00:30:08,117
FUCK YOU.
531
00:30:08,117 --> 00:30:10,621
FOR GOING HOME WITH SOME TWEAKEDOUT LITTLE TWINKIE
532
00:30:10,621 --> 00:30:12,623
AND THINKING YOU GOT LUCKY.
533
00:30:18,631 --> 00:30:20,133
DID HE LET YOU EAT HIS ASS?
534
00:30:23,137 --> 00:30:24,639
DID HE LET YOU SUCK HIS COCK?
535
00:30:28,143 --> 00:30:29,646
WELL, I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT.
536
00:30:33,651 --> 00:30:36,154
AND FUCK YOU FOR CHOOSING ME.
537
00:30:38,657 --> 00:30:40,159
I OUGHT TO LET YOU LIE HERE FOREVER.
538
00:30:40,159 --> 00:30:41,661
HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT?
539
00:30:47,168 --> 00:30:48,670
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
540
00:30:57,682 --> 00:31:00,185
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SO BAD-LOOKING.
541
00:31:02,188 --> 00:31:04,190
IN FACT...
542
00:31:05,693 --> 00:31:07,194
YOU LOOK BETTER LIKE THIS.
543
00:31:09,197 --> 00:31:10,699
YOU SHOULD DIE MORE OFTEN.
544
00:31:13,703 --> 00:31:15,205
OR LIVE.
545
00:31:16,707 --> 00:31:18,208
SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SAY YES.
546
00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:24,216
YES, I'LL DO IT.
547
00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:28,222
I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT.
548
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:30,725
WHAT YOU NEED.
549
00:31:33,729 --> 00:31:35,231
BUT DON'T THINK IT'S FOR YOU.
550
00:31:35,231 --> 00:31:36,733
IT'S NOT.
551
00:31:39,236 --> 00:31:40,738
IT'S FOR ME.
552
00:32:26,297 --> 00:32:27,800
JESUS!
553
00:32:28,801 --> 00:32:31,304
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
554
00:32:31,304 --> 00:32:32,806
YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN. GO HOME! I CAN'T.
555
00:32:32,806 --> 00:32:34,809
WHAT?
556
00:32:34,809 --> 00:32:37,312
I CAN'T. MY MOM KNOWS.
557
00:32:37,813 --> 00:32:39,314
WELL SHE CAN GO TO MY P-FLAG GROUP AT THE CENTRE,
558
00:32:39,314 --> 00:32:40,817
EVERY OTHER TUESDAY.
559
00:32:40,817 --> 00:32:41,317
I'LL GET HER A T-SHIRT AND A BUTTON.
560
00:32:41,317 --> 00:32:42,819
MA, PLEASE!
561
00:32:42,819 --> 00:32:43,821
"MA, PLEASE" WHAT?
562
00:32:43,821 --> 00:32:45,322
I AM PROUD TO HAVE A GAY SON.
563
00:32:45,322 --> 00:32:46,825
WE KNOW.
564
00:32:46,825 --> 00:32:48,827
AND BROTHER. THANKS, SIS.
565
00:32:49,327 --> 00:32:50,329
I'VE ALWAYS SAID IT ISN'T WHO YOU LOVE,
566
00:32:50,830 --> 00:32:52,331
IT'S HOW YOU LOVE.
567
00:32:52,331 --> 00:32:55,335
GENITALIA IS SIMPLY GOD'S WAY OF ACCESSORIZING.
568
00:32:55,335 --> 00:32:56,337
THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU
569
00:32:56,838 --> 00:32:58,840
AND THE GAY MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD.
570
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,342
THIS IS ABOUT BRIAN'S ONENIGHT STAND.
571
00:33:00,843 --> 00:33:01,844
NOT JUST ONE!
572
00:33:01,844 --> 00:33:02,846
DON'T BET ON IT.
573
00:33:02,846 --> 00:33:04,347
AND WHO HERE EVEN CARES?
574
00:33:04,848 --> 00:33:06,851
I DO!
575
00:33:07,351 --> 00:33:10,355
MY DAD THREATENED TO DISOWN ME. HE CALLED ME A BIG QUEER.
576
00:33:10,355 --> 00:33:11,356
HE DIDN'T HIT YOU, DID HE?
577
00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:12,859
OH, COME ON, UNCLE VIC.
578
00:33:12,859 --> 00:33:13,860
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT?
579
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,863
THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO SEE BRIAN.
580
00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:16,864
HE'LL LET ME STAY WITH HIM.
581
00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:18,867
I DON'T THINK SO.
582
00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:20,368
WELL THEN...
583
00:33:20,368 --> 00:33:21,369
I'LL GO TO NEW YORK.
584
00:33:21,369 --> 00:33:22,872
I'LL BECOME A HUSTLER
585
00:33:22,872 --> 00:33:24,874
AND I'LL SELL MY BODY TO GROSS, OLD HOMOS.
586
00:33:26,376 --> 00:33:27,377
I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS.
587
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,381
SAVE HIM THE TRAIN FARE.
588
00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:33,886
I'M GOING TO THROW UP. I'VE GOTTA VOMIT...
589
00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:36,389
UPSTAIRS BATHROOM. THE ONE FOR GUESTS AND DRAMA QUEENS.
590
00:33:39,894 --> 00:33:42,397
IT'S NOT A JOKE, YOU KNOW.
591
00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:44,399
GAY TEENS HAVE A VERY HIGH SUICIDE RATE.
592
00:33:44,399 --> 00:33:45,902
UNFORTUNATELY, NOT THIS ONE.
593
00:34:12,937 --> 00:34:14,439
I'M CALLING HIS MOTHER.
594
00:34:14,439 --> 00:34:16,441
IT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS.
595
00:34:16,441 --> 00:34:17,944
HE MAY BE TELLING THE TRUTH.
596
00:34:17,944 --> 00:34:19,445
AND EVEN IF HE ISN'T, SHE'S GOT TO BE WORRIED.
597
00:34:20,446 --> 00:34:21,949
SHE'S NOT WORRIED.
598
00:34:21,949 --> 00:34:23,450
NOW SHE KNOWS.
599
00:34:23,450 --> 00:34:25,954
IT'S NOT DRUGS, IT'S NOT BOOZE.
600
00:34:26,454 --> 00:34:27,456
HE DIDN'T BUY AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON
601
00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:29,458
TO TAKE DOWN TO THE SPANISH CLUB.
602
00:34:29,959 --> 00:34:31,962
IT'S JUST COCK.
603
00:34:32,963 --> 00:34:34,966
HI.
604
00:34:36,969 --> 00:34:37,970
HOW DID HE FIND YOU?
605
00:34:37,970 --> 00:34:38,971
THEY ALL FIND HER.
606
00:34:38,971 --> 00:34:40,473
AND NOW HE WON'T LEAVE.
607
00:34:40,974 --> 00:34:41,975
YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
608
00:34:41,975 --> 00:34:43,978
LIKE WHAT?
609
00:34:43,978 --> 00:34:45,479
LIKE GET HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE.
610
00:34:45,479 --> 00:34:46,982
HE'S UPSTAIRS.
611
00:34:46,982 --> 00:34:50,486
ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING.
612
00:34:50,486 --> 00:34:52,488
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED TO SPEND MY EVENING.
613
00:34:52,488 --> 00:34:53,991
BY THE WAY...
614
00:34:55,492 --> 00:34:56,995
TED WOKE UP.
615
00:34:58,997 --> 00:34:59,999
HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
616
00:35:23,529 --> 00:35:26,033
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
617
00:35:26,033 --> 00:35:27,034
WAITING FOR YOU.
618
00:35:27,034 --> 00:35:29,037
WELL, IT'S A RELIEF, I'LL SAY THAT.
619
00:35:29,537 --> 00:35:31,539
I LIKE TED.
620
00:35:31,539 --> 00:35:33,542
THERE'S A REAL SWEETHEART IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
621
00:35:37,547 --> 00:35:39,050
MICHAEL?
622
00:36:41,631 --> 00:36:43,633
I'VE DECIDED. WHAT?
623
00:36:43,633 --> 00:36:46,637
YOU AND ME. WE'RE TAKING HIM HOME.
624
00:36:46,637 --> 00:36:49,141
WHY YOU AND ME? WHY... WHY ME AT ALL?
625
00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,144
WELL, HE CAN HARDLY GO WITH BRIAN.
626
00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:52,645
AND IF I GO, IT LOOKS A LITTLE...
627
00:36:53,146 --> 00:36:54,648
FAGIN AND OLIVER TWIST.
628
00:36:54,648 --> 00:36:56,150
LEAVING ME, HUH?
629
00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:58,153
THE HARMLESS ONE. THANKS A LOT!
630
00:37:05,162 --> 00:37:07,165
I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER. I'M TAKING YOU HOME.
631
00:37:07,665 --> 00:37:08,666
I'M NOT GOING.
632
00:37:10,669 --> 00:37:12,671
YOU GET MY TITS IN A KNOT, SUNSHINE,
633
00:37:12,671 --> 00:37:14,174
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN DEEP SHIT.
634
00:37:14,674 --> 00:37:16,176
'SCUSE ME.
635
00:37:21,183 --> 00:37:22,684
WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING IN SCHOOL?
636
00:37:23,686 --> 00:37:24,687
HMM?
637
00:37:25,188 --> 00:37:27,191
CALLED CONVERSATION.
638
00:37:31,696 --> 00:37:33,699
READY?
639
00:37:33,699 --> 00:37:35,201
I NEED TO TALK TO BRIAN.
640
00:37:35,201 --> 00:37:36,203
I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND.
641
00:37:51,222 --> 00:37:52,724
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?
642
00:37:54,226 --> 00:37:56,229
NO.
643
00:37:56,229 --> 00:37:57,730
WELL, I DO.
644
00:37:58,732 --> 00:38:00,234
YOU CAN FUCK HIM AT YOUR PLACE,
645
00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:01,735
YOU CAN FUCK HIM IN HIS GYM CLASS,
646
00:38:01,735 --> 00:38:03,238
YOU CAN FUCK HIM AT THE ZOO.
647
00:38:03,238 --> 00:38:05,741
BUT YOU CANNOT FUCK HIM IN MY MOTHER'S HOUSE.
648
00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:07,243
IN MY ROOM.
649
00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:09,746
WE'RE WAITING!
650
00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:15,254
OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO DO THIS LITTLE JOB,
651
00:38:15,754 --> 00:38:16,755
AND THEN I'M GOING TO GO SEE TED AT THE HOSPITAL.
652
00:38:16,755 --> 00:38:18,258
YOU DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT.
653
00:38:24,265 --> 00:38:28,771
NOBODY KNOWS IF IT'S NATURE OR NURTURE, BEING GAY.
654
00:38:28,771 --> 00:38:31,275
NOW THEY'RE ALL SAYING YOU CAN TELL BY THE LENGTH OF THE INDEX FINGER.
655
00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:33,277
ALTHOUGH ALL OF MICHAEL'S FINGERS ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL.
656
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:34,779
HE SHOULD HAVE THREE KIDS AND A BEER BELLY
657
00:38:34,779 --> 00:38:36,281
AND HE'S ABOUT AS GAY AS YOU GET!
658
00:38:37,282 --> 00:38:38,784
MA, GIVE IT REST.
659
00:38:49,298 --> 00:38:51,301
LISTEN!
660
00:38:51,301 --> 00:38:53,303
THAT'S NICE, HUH?
661
00:38:54,805 --> 00:38:56,807
NOT LIKE THAT OLD BUZZER AT OUR HOUSE, HUH!
662
00:38:58,310 --> 00:38:59,311
OH, HI!
663
00:38:59,311 --> 00:39:01,814
UM...
664
00:39:01,814 --> 00:39:03,817
I WAS ADMIRING YOUR CHIMES.
665
00:39:03,817 --> 00:39:06,320
YOU HAVE A REAL NICE PLACE HERE.
666
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,323
OH, THANK YOU. UH, YOU MUST BE...
667
00:39:11,327 --> 00:39:12,828
RUDE LITTLE SHIT, ISN'T HE?
668
00:39:15,332 --> 00:39:17,335
UM, I'M DEBBIE NOVOTNY...
669
00:39:19,337 --> 00:39:20,339
AND THIS IS MY GAY SON,
670
00:39:20,339 --> 00:39:22,341
MICHAEL. MA!
671
00:39:25,345 --> 00:39:27,348
I'M JENNIFER TAYLOR.
672
00:39:27,848 --> 00:39:29,350
JENNIFER.
673
00:39:29,851 --> 00:39:30,852
HONEY? WHO'S THERE?
674
00:39:30,852 --> 00:39:32,354
IT'S NO ONE.
675
00:39:38,862 --> 00:39:41,366
LISTEN, UH...
676
00:39:41,366 --> 00:39:42,868
IF YOU EVER NEED TO TALK TO SOMEBODY,
677
00:39:42,868 --> 00:39:44,870
I WORK OVER AT THE LIBERTY DINER,
678
00:39:44,870 --> 00:39:46,873
ON LIBERTY AVENUE.
679
00:39:49,377 --> 00:39:50,878
'CAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
680
00:39:52,881 --> 00:39:54,383
THE FINDING OUT.
681
00:39:57,387 --> 00:39:58,888
I MEAN, I ALWAYS KNEW ABOUT MICHAEL.
682
00:39:59,890 --> 00:40:01,392
IN FACT, I TOLD HIM, RIGHT?
683
00:40:03,895 --> 00:40:05,898
TO SPARE HIM THE PAIN OF HAVING TO TELL ME.
684
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,403
SO...
685
00:40:09,903 --> 00:40:11,405
JENNIFER...
686
00:40:11,405 --> 00:40:13,408
DON'T ASK, "ARE YOU?"
687
00:40:14,909 --> 00:40:16,912
BECAUSE IT'S NEVER A QUESTION.
688
00:40:17,413 --> 00:40:19,416
JUST SAY, "I KNOW".
689
00:40:20,917 --> 00:40:22,420
UH, THANK YOU.
690
00:40:28,428 --> 00:40:30,430
YOU HAD TO SAY ALL THAT?
691
00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:31,932
I WAS TRYING TO HELP.
692
00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:33,434
YOU TRY TOO MUCH.
693
00:40:40,443 --> 00:40:42,946
YOU'RE STILL WEARING THAT SAME OLD COAT.
694
00:40:42,946 --> 00:40:45,950
SO SOMEDAY YOU'LL BUY ME A MINK. HUH.
695
00:40:45,950 --> 00:40:47,452
YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BIG SUCCESS.
696
00:40:47,452 --> 00:40:49,455
YEAH, RIGHT. YOU'LL FREEZE TO DEATH FIRST.
697
00:40:50,956 --> 00:40:52,459
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
698
00:40:52,459 --> 00:40:54,962
YOU CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE! WHAT'D I DO?
699
00:40:54,962 --> 00:40:56,964
YOU DON'T KNOW YOURSELF.
700
00:40:57,465 --> 00:40:59,468
"KNOW THYSELF".
701
00:40:59,468 --> 00:41:01,471
SOME GREEK SAID THAT.
702
00:41:01,971 --> 00:41:03,473
WHO WAS IT?
703
00:41:03,473 --> 00:41:04,975
ZORBA?
704
00:41:06,477 --> 00:41:07,979
I DON'T KNOW.
705
00:41:10,983 --> 00:41:12,985
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
706
00:41:12,985 --> 00:41:14,488
NOW TAKE ME HOME.
707
00:41:19,994 --> 00:41:21,497
ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T HELP?
708
00:41:21,497 --> 00:41:23,499
I CAN DO IT. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
709
00:41:25,001 --> 00:41:26,503
I WISH YOU'D LET ME DRIVE YOU HOME.
710
00:41:26,503 --> 00:41:29,006
I ALREADY ASKED MY FRIENDS.
711
00:41:29,006 --> 00:41:31,510
MICHAEL, EMMETT, BRIAN.
712
00:41:34,013 --> 00:41:36,516
I MET THEM WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP.
713
00:41:36,516 --> 00:41:38,519
OH. THEY'RE VERY NICE.
714
00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:42,524
ESPECIALLY MICHAEL.
715
00:41:42,524 --> 00:41:44,026
YEAH, MICHAEL IS...
716
00:41:45,027 --> 00:41:46,529
ESPECIALLY SPECIAL.
717
00:41:47,531 --> 00:41:49,533
ARE YOU TWO...
718
00:41:49,533 --> 00:41:51,035
I MEAN...
719
00:41:51,035 --> 00:41:53,539
OH, NO. NO, WE, UH...
720
00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:56,543
HE'S JUST A FRIEND.
721
00:41:56,543 --> 00:41:59,045
WELL, HE'S A VERY GOOD FRIEND.
722
00:41:59,045 --> 00:42:01,048
HE WAS VERY KIND TO ME.
723
00:42:01,048 --> 00:42:02,550
I'M GRATEFUL YOU HAVE HIM.
724
00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:04,052
YEAH, SO AM I.
725
00:42:04,052 --> 00:42:06,556
BECAUSE MORE THAN ANYTHING,
726
00:42:07,056 --> 00:42:09,560
I WORRY THAT YOU'RE ALONE.
727
00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,562
AND THAT THERE'S NO ONE TO LOOK AFTER YOU.
728
00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:13,064
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
729
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:15,066
OH, I KNOW YOU CAN.
730
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:17,069
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SELFSUFFICIENT.
731
00:42:17,069 --> 00:42:21,575
I JUST, I WISH YOU HAD SOMEONE TO LOVE YOU.
732
00:42:21,575 --> 00:42:24,078
I MEAN, IF YOU DID, MAYBE THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED.
733
00:42:24,078 --> 00:42:27,583
MOM, PLEASE. LET'S, UH...
734
00:42:27,583 --> 00:42:30,086
I'M SORRY. I KNOW THAT IT EMBARRASSES YOU
735
00:42:30,587 --> 00:42:31,588
IF I TALK TOO MUCH OR...
736
00:42:32,590 --> 00:42:33,591
I GET TOO EMOTIONAL.
737
00:42:36,094 --> 00:42:38,096
BUT I CAN'T HELP THINKING THAT...
738
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:42,603
IF YOU HADN'T WOKEN UP,
739
00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:45,105
THEN I WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO LET YOU KNOW
740
00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:47,108
HOW PROUD I AM THAT YOU'RE MY SON.
741
00:42:49,111 --> 00:42:51,113
AND THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME WHAT YOU ARE.
742
00:42:52,115 --> 00:42:53,617
I GOT OVER THAT A LONG TIME AGO.
743
00:42:57,121 --> 00:43:01,628
AND THAT WHENEVER YOU'RE FEELING ALONE
744
00:43:01,628 --> 00:43:02,629
OR THAT NO ONE LOVES YOU,
745
00:43:04,631 --> 00:43:07,635
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
746
00:43:07,635 --> 00:43:10,138
BECAUSE I DO.
747
00:43:17,147 --> 00:43:18,650
THANK YOU...
748
00:43:20,151 --> 00:43:22,154
MOM, FOR, UH, FOR SAYING THAT.
749
00:43:31,166 --> 00:43:32,668
NOW, SAY IT THREE TIMES AND CLICK YOUR HEELS:
750
00:43:32,668 --> 00:43:33,669
"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME".
751
00:43:36,673 --> 00:43:38,175
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS,
752
00:43:38,175 --> 00:43:40,679
ALL THE FLOWERS, AND THE GROCERIES.
753
00:43:40,679 --> 00:43:42,180
ONE STOP SHOPPING AT THE BIG Q-MART.
754
00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:45,184
WELL, IT'S... IT'S NICE.
755
00:43:45,184 --> 00:43:47,688
ONLY, CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I HAD TO STAY THERE
756
00:43:47,688 --> 00:43:50,190
THREE DAYS AFTER I WOKE UP?
757
00:43:50,190 --> 00:43:51,693
THEY WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
758
00:43:52,193 --> 00:43:54,196
ON YOUR BEST DAYS IT'S HARD TO TELL.
759
00:43:55,698 --> 00:43:57,200
OKAY, JUST SO YOU DON'T FREAK OUT...
760
00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:01,205
YOUR DILDOS ARE MISSING,
761
00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:03,207
AND YOUR PORN. WE HAD TO MOVE IT ALL,
762
00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:06,211
IN CASE YOUR MOM FOUND IT.
763
00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:08,715
WELL, I EXPECT ALL 33 BACK.
764
00:44:08,715 --> 00:44:10,217
CLEANED.
765
00:44:13,722 --> 00:44:14,222
YOU SHOULD EAT SOMETHING, HONEY.
766
00:44:14,723 --> 00:44:16,726
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
767
00:44:16,726 --> 00:44:18,227
WE BOUGHT YOU A WHOLE FUCKING CHICKEN.
768
00:44:18,728 --> 00:44:19,730
AND YOU'RE GOING TO EAT IT.
769
00:44:29,241 --> 00:44:30,744
IT ALWAYS LOOKS SO MUCH SMALLER.
770
00:44:31,745 --> 00:44:33,247
WHAT DOES?
771
00:44:33,748 --> 00:44:36,251
YOUR LIFE.
772
00:44:36,752 --> 00:44:38,253
ESPECIALLY AFTER RETURNING FROM A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE.
773
00:44:38,754 --> 00:44:40,256
LIKE WATCHING THE OSCARS.
774
00:44:40,256 --> 00:44:42,258
"IMMEDIATELY PRECEDED BY...
775
00:44:42,258 --> 00:44:44,261
THE BARBARA WALTERS SPECIAL!"
776
00:44:47,265 --> 00:44:49,268
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
777
00:44:49,268 --> 00:44:50,770
YOU ARE?
778
00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:55,275
WELL, UH, I UM...
779
00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:58,279
WHAT?
780
00:44:59,782 --> 00:45:02,786
UM, UH...
781
00:45:04,287 --> 00:45:05,790
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE TOO.
782
00:45:09,795 --> 00:45:11,296
AND IF YOU EVER WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS,
783
00:45:11,798 --> 00:45:14,801
OR OTHER STUFF...
784
00:45:14,801 --> 00:45:18,306
OTHER STUFF?
785
00:45:18,306 --> 00:45:20,308
YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S SOME... YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT.
786
00:45:20,308 --> 00:45:22,311
LIKE WHAT?
787
00:45:22,311 --> 00:45:24,313
I DON'T KNOW.
788
00:45:24,313 --> 00:45:27,317
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU TALK ABOUT IT, IT MIGHT HELP IT.
789
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,323
BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT NOT GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT...
790
00:45:31,824 --> 00:45:33,325
BUT...
791
00:45:35,829 --> 00:45:37,330
OH, SHIT.
792
00:45:39,834 --> 00:45:41,336
ARE YOU GOING TO COME EAT THE CHICKEN?
793
00:45:43,839 --> 00:45:45,341
I'M GOING TO ARRANGE THE DAISIES.
794
00:45:49,847 --> 00:45:51,349
I SAW YOU.
795
00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:53,351
FUCKING.
796
00:45:54,353 --> 00:45:55,354
WHEN I WOKE UP.
797
00:45:56,355 --> 00:45:58,358
I THOUGHT...
798
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,863
"I'M IN HELL.
799
00:46:02,363 --> 00:46:04,867
AND THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT:
800
00:46:05,367 --> 00:46:08,371
WATCHING BRIAN KINNEY FUCKING FOR ALL ETERNITY."
801
00:46:09,873 --> 00:46:11,876
YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY.
802
00:46:16,883 --> 00:46:18,384
WHY ME?
803
00:46:20,888 --> 00:46:21,889
WHY DID YOU CHOOSE ME?
804
00:46:30,901 --> 00:46:31,902
MY MOTHER COULDN'T DO IT.
805
00:46:33,905 --> 00:46:34,906
MICHAEL AND EMMETT...
806
00:46:35,406 --> 00:46:36,909
COULDN'T DO IT.
807
00:46:36,909 --> 00:46:40,413
BUT YOU COULD,
808
00:46:40,413 --> 00:46:41,915
BECAUSE YOU'RE A HEARTLESS SHIT.
809
00:46:43,918 --> 00:46:47,422
YOU COULD PULL THE PLUG AND YOU WOULDN'T CRY.
810
00:46:47,422 --> 00:46:48,924
AND YOU'D KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO.
811
00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:10,953
I WANT IT TO BE YOU.
812
00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:12,455
WHAT?
813
00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:14,958
I WANT IT TO BE YOU!
814
00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:15,960
I'LL PUT IT IN WRITING.
815
00:47:18,462 --> 00:47:20,465
I WANT IT TO BE YOU TOO.
816
00:47:20,465 --> 00:47:21,968
YOU PULL MY PLUG...
817
00:47:23,469 --> 00:47:25,973
AND YOU PULL MINE.
818
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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00:47:26,305 --> 00:47:32,577
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