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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:51,160 1944 - TOSCO EMILIANO APENNINES 2 00:02:08,247 --> 00:02:09,408 Good evening. 3 00:02:10,127 --> 00:02:13,495 Of course you'll say you're an Italian farmer too! 4 00:02:13,607 --> 00:02:16,975 Yes! I'm collecting chestnuts. 5 00:02:17,807 --> 00:02:19,377 What is this? 6 00:02:21,127 --> 00:02:22,936 A sack to put them into. 7 00:02:41,047 --> 00:02:44,256 Ready. Attention! Load! 8 00:02:46,407 --> 00:02:47,408 Aim! 9 00:02:47,527 --> 00:02:50,610 Just a moment! Don't shoot! For the love of God! 10 00:02:50,727 --> 00:02:52,809 Wait for a moment! Halt! 11 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,613 Stop! Just a moment! 12 00:02:57,087 --> 00:02:59,897 Just a moment, lieutenant! 13 00:03:00,007 --> 00:03:01,418 Yes, but hurry up! 14 00:03:05,567 --> 00:03:09,413 In the name of the Father, of the Son... - Thanks, father, but I'm a Protestant. 15 00:03:09,527 --> 00:03:12,007 You ought not to protest this time. 16 00:03:12,287 --> 00:03:13,777 Kiss and throw. 17 00:03:17,127 --> 00:03:19,937 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 18 00:03:20,047 --> 00:03:21,094 Hurry up! 19 00:03:21,207 --> 00:03:23,414 Two seconds, lieutenant! 8 and 9. 20 00:03:30,007 --> 00:03:31,008 Away! 21 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:38,688 Thanks, father! - Which father? Jump into the cemetery! 22 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:44,534 It's Hippie! - Yes, it's him! 23 00:04:37,007 --> 00:04:38,418 Nothing, it's just the password. 24 00:04:38,647 --> 00:04:40,456 What do you want? - Let me come in. 25 00:04:48,927 --> 00:04:51,851 Who is? - Charles Harrison, captain... 26 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:54,891 ...of the English Army, parachuted yesterday night. 27 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,896 May I introduce her? My woman. 28 00:04:58,287 --> 00:05:02,008 Elvira Spallanzani, the lady of the house, so to say. 29 00:05:02,327 --> 00:05:04,898 Wife of a fascist, converted to my ideals. 30 00:05:05,007 --> 00:05:06,975 Did you let her read Karl Marx? 31 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:10,250 No! We slept together on a barn one night... 32 00:05:10,487 --> 00:05:13,252 ...and the day after she had the same ideals as me. 33 00:05:14,127 --> 00:05:16,858 Hey! Why have you come here? She's getting stuck. 34 00:05:17,007 --> 00:05:18,008 Oh! 35 00:05:18,127 --> 00:05:21,415 A row of German soldiers is climbing the mountain. 6 trucks! 36 00:05:21,527 --> 00:05:24,497 Have you informed Benedetto and Fagiolo? - I haven't found them. 37 00:05:24,607 --> 00:05:27,178 Never mind. I'll do by myself. - I'll come with you. 38 00:05:27,407 --> 00:05:28,932 No, you complete the sauce. 39 00:05:29,047 --> 00:05:32,130 Pick up the tomatoes close to grandma Saveria, they're riper. 40 00:05:32,247 --> 00:05:34,648 Olive oil is here, beneath uncle Italo. Give me. 41 00:05:38,287 --> 00:05:41,689 Let's check our watches. It's twenty two past eight p.m. 42 00:05:42,087 --> 00:05:44,294 Put the pasta in at nine thirty p.m. 43 00:05:46,247 --> 00:05:49,569 Bye, Hippie. I'll never forget you. 44 00:05:49,967 --> 00:05:53,369 At London I'll tell what you did. - Say hello to Churchill. 45 00:05:55,687 --> 00:05:56,813 How handsome! 46 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,160 ROME TODAY 47 00:06:10,007 --> 00:06:11,532 Good morning. - Hello. 48 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,760 JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL EXAMS 49 00:06:27,847 --> 00:06:30,691 Boys, quick! Let the private students come forward! 50 00:06:33,607 --> 00:06:34,847 Andorra! 51 00:06:36,007 --> 00:06:37,054 Anza! 52 00:06:38,127 --> 00:06:39,208 Brioni! 53 00:06:40,007 --> 00:06:41,133 Castellani! 54 00:06:42,327 --> 00:06:43,658 Tartufato! 55 00:06:44,247 --> 00:06:45,294 Torelli! 56 00:06:46,727 --> 00:06:47,888 Tubini! 57 00:06:49,127 --> 00:06:50,891 Urbinati! - Look at this guy! 58 00:06:51,007 --> 00:06:54,250 Have you lost a year maybe? 59 00:06:54,687 --> 00:06:56,018 Keep still! 60 00:06:56,527 --> 00:06:57,733 Quiet! 61 00:06:57,847 --> 00:07:00,293 Bags are not allowed. - I've got my books inside. 62 00:07:00,407 --> 00:07:02,330 Right. You'll set it down along with the other ones. 63 00:07:02,447 --> 00:07:08,898 Bossi! Castracane! Cursi! Donato! Durini! 64 00:07:32,847 --> 00:07:35,168 Miss... May I ask a question? 65 00:07:35,307 --> 00:07:37,297 Why I was made a member of Parliament without being asked... 66 00:07:37,302 --> 00:07:40,360 ...for anything and now I'm required to have a diploma... 67 00:07:40,365 --> 00:07:43,333 ...for a job at Registry office? - You were a member of Parliament? 68 00:07:43,447 --> 00:07:46,018 Yes, for the Action Party at the Constituent Assembly. 69 00:07:46,127 --> 00:07:50,689 Focus your attention, Honourable. - What does it matter to Registry... 70 00:07:50,807 --> 00:07:53,174 ...office whether I know how much that stuff makes or not? 71 00:07:53,287 --> 00:07:55,813 Focus your attention. You'll see it's not hard. 72 00:07:57,687 --> 00:07:58,973 It's not hard... 73 00:08:21,047 --> 00:08:22,811 Swap your test. - No! 74 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:26,093 Swap your test. I might be your father. 75 00:08:43,807 --> 00:08:45,218 Holy cow! 76 00:08:46,807 --> 00:08:48,252 Why have you said "Holy cow"? 77 00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:50,529 Because I've made alpha equal to X raised to the third power. 78 00:08:50,647 --> 00:08:53,890 So what? - We'd have done Y equal to X raised to the third power! 79 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:55,693 Oh, should we have done? 80 00:08:56,207 --> 00:08:57,618 Damn! 81 00:08:58,687 --> 00:09:00,416 The fact is that you don't study! 82 00:09:25,447 --> 00:09:27,176 Hippie! 83 00:09:42,527 --> 00:09:43,688 Hippie! 84 00:09:49,767 --> 00:09:51,451 Hippie, stop! Listen! 85 00:10:01,607 --> 00:10:03,769 Go ahead! Get into the park! 86 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,694 Stop! 87 00:10:06,247 --> 00:10:08,898 Act as though nothing happened! Be free and easy! 88 00:10:10,007 --> 00:10:12,408 Careful, Hippie! 89 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,176 Go behind the bush! 90 00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:22,057 Now open your bag! 91 00:10:23,487 --> 00:10:24,932 There's a mini radio. 92 00:10:27,047 --> 00:10:30,130 Yes. Who put it into? - Put the head-phones on. 93 00:10:30,247 --> 00:10:34,218 You may even speak, but it's no use: you have to hear only. 94 00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:40,051 Who is? Is this a joke? - Get up. You'll know when we're sure of you. 95 00:10:41,367 --> 00:10:44,849 If you obey, this will solve all your problems. 96 00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:48,893 Which problems? What do you know? - We know everything about you. 97 00:10:49,207 --> 00:10:52,131 We've been watching you for a month. Careful with water! 98 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,696 Got it? Obey now. Put the head-phones on. 99 00:10:56,847 --> 00:11:01,933 We're breaking the contact with the loudspeaker. - Yes, I'll do. 100 00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:03,968 Who? 101 00:11:05,327 --> 00:11:06,931 Me? Where? When? 102 00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:11,290 Excuse me, just a question: are you Martian? 103 00:11:12,207 --> 00:11:13,413 Forget what I've just said. 104 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:19,493 What? 105 00:11:19,607 --> 00:11:20,893 Hell's bells! 106 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:28,854 It's here. 107 00:11:29,447 --> 00:11:31,256 Tell me. Oh! Excuse me. 108 00:11:31,927 --> 00:11:34,214 Yes, I got it. 109 00:11:43,847 --> 00:11:46,134 I want "The Book of Phillip Sparrow",... 110 00:11:46,647 --> 00:11:51,414 ...a poem by John Skelton, 1460- 1...? 111 00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:55,852 1525. - This way, please. I'll give you. 112 00:12:01,727 --> 00:12:02,774 Here. 113 00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:08,858 What's going on here? - Pay there, please. 2,800. - 2,800. 114 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:11,653 That's a good start. 115 00:12:13,047 --> 00:12:16,938 1,000, 2,000...I can't reach it. I've got only 2,500. 116 00:12:17,047 --> 00:12:19,618 That's ok. - Thanks. Where has she gone? 117 00:12:39,087 --> 00:12:40,452 Why? What's it in there? 118 00:12:42,207 --> 00:12:45,051 In my pocket? It can't get in. Where will I go? 119 00:12:46,927 --> 00:12:48,008 What? 120 00:12:49,847 --> 00:12:51,531 How can I do? 121 00:12:53,927 --> 00:12:54,894 Inside the book? 122 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,496 What will I say to Elvira? 123 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,536 My wife's waiting for me for lunch! 124 00:13:01,967 --> 00:13:05,574 It's not even silver. - What?! - It's not silver! 125 00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:10,208 Look that I've already pawned it once and I was given 1,000 Lire. 126 00:13:10,327 --> 00:13:12,091 Spallanzani, you're wanted on the phone. 127 00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:15,012 It's your husband. 128 00:13:16,407 --> 00:13:21,493 Hello? How did it go? Bad? - Why must have it gone bad? 129 00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:25,736 No, neither well. But, you know, noboby pulled a few strings here... 130 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,895 Even for an exam! 131 00:13:28,127 --> 00:13:30,334 That's the Italy you had promised me! 132 00:13:30,447 --> 00:13:33,417 I promised you the Italy that they had promised me! 133 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,373 What's up? 134 00:13:36,007 --> 00:13:38,169 Anyway, I didn't call you... What? 135 00:13:38,287 --> 00:13:42,178 Yes, now. I didn't...Hey! How messy with the both of you speaking now... 136 00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:45,776 Don't wait for me for lunch,... Don't worry, I'm eating out. 137 00:15:48,487 --> 00:15:50,376 Charles! - Hippie! 138 00:15:50,687 --> 00:15:52,018 Son of a bi... 139 00:15:57,887 --> 00:15:59,855 Ah! What's that? Oh my God! 140 00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:03,571 Natale! What's happened? Where have you been? - Take! 141 00:16:03,807 --> 00:16:05,935 What are those? - Money! Lire! 142 00:16:06,127 --> 00:16:09,097 Are they fake? - When I bring money home, they must be fake! 143 00:16:09,487 --> 00:16:10,613 How much are they? - So many! 144 00:16:10,727 --> 00:16:13,412 The failure, the dreamer, the fantasist brings them to you,... 145 00:16:13,527 --> 00:16:16,736 ...the one who held on a past outdated by history! 146 00:16:16,847 --> 00:16:19,248 Take! Other 200 Lire! I've spent some of them! 147 00:16:19,407 --> 00:16:21,614 Who gave you? - Forget that! 148 00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:24,378 I can't tell you. 149 00:16:24,607 --> 00:16:26,735 What have you done? 150 00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:28,736 Oh my God, who knows what have you done? 151 00:16:28,847 --> 00:16:31,293 He failed the exam, lost his head and stole them! 152 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,978 Yes, fancy that! Even a thief! - I made a robbery! 153 00:16:34,087 --> 00:16:37,375 Nice end! We must give them back! - Well said! Now she'll do it! 154 00:16:37,487 --> 00:16:39,171 How much were they? 155 00:16:39,287 --> 00:16:41,449 What have you been doing so far, Natale? 156 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:45,697 Forget Natale! Natale's dead, no more Natale! Hippie's back! 157 00:16:45,807 --> 00:16:46,808 What's up? 158 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:50,495 Remember our first night on the barn? - Yes. 159 00:16:50,607 --> 00:16:53,770 Come here, we will go for seconds. - Calm. You're 20 years older! 160 00:16:54,207 --> 00:16:56,289 It may be even bad for you! - Let me do. 161 00:16:56,407 --> 00:16:58,728 You keep quiet and hold on tight. - Yes, Hippie. 162 00:16:58,847 --> 00:17:02,294 Come here... - I won't until you don't tell me who gave you! 163 00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:06,617 I can't. They made me swear not to tell it, neither to my wife! 164 00:17:08,247 --> 00:17:10,409 I was hired by American secret service. 165 00:17:18,847 --> 00:17:19,848 Natale... 166 00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:23,135 Another cloth! - A little thing... 167 00:17:23,247 --> 00:17:26,296 So, say it clearly: my husband is a spy for the Americans! 168 00:17:26,307 --> 00:17:29,536 What is he doing? - Well, he's scratching. What are these packs? 169 00:17:29,647 --> 00:17:31,536 Will you keep in mind that we must keep a low profile? 170 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,770 He doesn't appear to be a nazi... 171 00:17:39,047 --> 00:17:41,732 Why? Can nazism be visible perhaps? Nazism stays in men's souls! 172 00:17:42,287 --> 00:17:43,812 Report no. 4. 173 00:17:44,447 --> 00:17:47,098 The neonazi's having a lunch at the restaurant of the hotel. 174 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:55,015 Menu: grapefruit juice, pineapple scampi and pear roast now. 175 00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:58,530 Who knows which fruit is he going to eat? 176 00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:02,573 Just a moment. Someone has come in his room. 177 00:18:02,687 --> 00:18:04,410 It's the assistant porter, whom I've already reported as a... 178 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,560 ...suspicious person to you. 179 00:18:06,565 --> 00:18:09,370 He's rummaging in his docs and is clearly an enemy agent. 180 00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:17,853 He's turned the lights on. 181 00:18:18,687 --> 00:18:20,291 He's turned the lights on! 182 00:18:21,807 --> 00:18:24,287 Turn the recorder on! - I'll change the reel! 183 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,250 Never mind. Write down, I'll dictate! 184 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:27,573 It's fifteen past nine p.m. 185 00:18:28,287 --> 00:18:30,255 At last something's happening. 186 00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:36,007 A Tiziano red English like woman dressing a mini,... 187 00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:38,938 ...has come in. - May I watch? - Write! 188 00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:43,817 I deduce from her sneaky air that maybe she's his partner in crime. 189 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:50,298 No. Delete "maybe partner in crime" and write "maybe a whore". 190 00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:53,693 Delete "maybe". 191 00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:57,896 Delete "sneaky air" as well. Hell's bells! 192 00:18:58,447 --> 00:19:01,018 Wow! - Let me watch! - This guy has never seen a woman! 193 00:19:01,127 --> 00:19:02,891 Let me watch! - They have closed the shutters. 194 00:19:03,087 --> 00:19:05,613 Put it into an envelope, I'll go and deliver it. 195 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:06,808 The pasta is cold now! 196 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:08,928 Phillip! 197 00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:12,207 Here's Phillip the sparrow! Miss! 198 00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:14,128 Thanks. 199 00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,690 Your book has arrived, sir. 200 00:19:21,087 --> 00:19:22,248 What? - Come in. 201 00:19:23,327 --> 00:19:25,807 No, thanks. - Please. This way. 202 00:19:25,927 --> 00:19:28,089 The hotel porter assistant is an enemy agent! 203 00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:29,447 Please. Do not discuss. 204 00:19:30,887 --> 00:19:32,457 Go ahead. Stairway is over there. 205 00:19:37,527 --> 00:19:38,688 What are you doing me? 206 00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:52,449 Charles! Go to hell! - Hello, Hippie! Welcome! 207 00:19:52,687 --> 00:19:54,451 I introduce this gentleman to you,... 208 00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:57,298 ...the agent of an enemy power you've unmasked,... 209 00:19:57,407 --> 00:19:59,171 ...is our Tony. - Nice to meet you. 210 00:19:59,287 --> 00:20:03,372 And that's our Rosalinda. - Nice to meet you. I'm the whore. 211 00:20:04,847 --> 00:20:06,611 Now me and you will have a talk. 212 00:20:07,927 --> 00:20:12,296 Sorry, but, watching from far away, you looked like...- No worries. 213 00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:18,375 That's not a man of ours. 214 00:20:18,487 --> 00:20:22,617 He's definitively confirmed what we were suspecting. 215 00:20:22,727 --> 00:20:25,776 We know everything about that neonazi. 216 00:20:25,887 --> 00:20:28,891 Lucky you! I don't know and haven't understood anything,... 217 00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:31,568 ...least of all what kind of task you've assigned to me! 218 00:20:31,687 --> 00:20:32,813 You're right. 219 00:20:35,247 --> 00:20:38,217 You need for an explanation. - Yes, but quickly or I won't... 220 00:20:38,327 --> 00:20:42,013 ...have the time to inform you if the neonazi has burped. 221 00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:45,848 You've been charged with a test mission of no account. An exam. 222 00:20:45,967 --> 00:20:47,014 Another exam... 223 00:20:47,127 --> 00:20:49,289 So, I must be under exams all life long! 224 00:20:49,407 --> 00:20:54,288 But when I went to the mountains and shot, I was under no exams, damn! 225 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,774 Here's our old Hippie! 226 00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:59,488 Maybe you'd have preferred I said to you immediately: 227 00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:02,531 "There's a nazi bastard. Kill him!" - Oh, yes! 228 00:21:02,807 --> 00:21:04,536 Well, I'll tell you now. 229 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:07,088 Hippie, kill him! 230 00:21:12,247 --> 00:21:14,375 It's not that I won't have fun if I don't kill. 231 00:21:14,487 --> 00:21:17,616 You already had 4 people watching him! Get one of them to do it! 232 00:21:17,727 --> 00:21:20,970 I need a man like you to kill a man of that kind. 233 00:21:21,207 --> 00:21:22,811 Do you know what's the Black Spider? 234 00:21:23,527 --> 00:21:27,248 It's a secret group funded by internazional neonazis. 235 00:21:28,567 --> 00:21:31,491 They want to cause the third world war shortly. 236 00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:33,894 The man you've been watching is their leader... 237 00:21:34,007 --> 00:21:36,374 ...and is American unfortunately. We must get rid of him,... 238 00:21:36,647 --> 00:21:39,571 ...but it has to look like a common murder, an accident,... 239 00:21:39,687 --> 00:21:42,930 ...as he's a highly visible man. 240 00:21:43,087 --> 00:21:47,729 If you failed, our ideals, all that we've been fighting for,... 241 00:21:47,847 --> 00:21:50,009 ...would get lost. - Hell's bells! 242 00:21:50,127 --> 00:21:52,209 Sorry if I'm mixing the sacred and the secular,... 243 00:21:52,407 --> 00:21:56,128 ...but it's a dangerous mission. Risk level 9. Fee is 100,000. 244 00:21:56,527 --> 00:21:57,767 100,000? 245 00:21:58,487 --> 00:22:03,368 Risk level 9, 100,000! And what will I do... 246 00:22:05,527 --> 00:22:10,772 Ah, but 100,000...what's their name...- Dollars! 247 00:22:11,087 --> 00:22:13,613 Dollars! - Yes, they equal to... 248 00:22:13,807 --> 00:22:15,411 ...60 million Lire. - Yes, in Lire. 249 00:22:15,527 --> 00:22:18,770 60 million. - One half right now and the other when the job is done. 250 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,891 It's no use that you deny, as I'd have to give them by force. 251 00:22:22,327 --> 00:22:24,728 What you can do! - Our rule is... 252 00:22:25,327 --> 00:22:27,136 ...to pay a heavy price not only for a service,... 253 00:22:28,287 --> 00:22:31,730 ...but also for a mistake. Well, I don't mean you, sure. 254 00:22:31,735 --> 00:22:33,005 I'll give you what you need. Follow me. 255 00:22:36,675 --> 00:22:38,705 Oh, thanks. 256 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:47,215 That's your own personal kit. - Thanks, I've got mine. 257 00:22:49,607 --> 00:22:51,291 No, this is different. 258 00:22:51,407 --> 00:22:52,693 Here're the usual things: 259 00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:56,573 ...gun, silencer, bullets, poisons, explosive suppositories... 260 00:22:56,887 --> 00:22:59,094 Only a shaving soap is missing. - Yes. 261 00:22:59,207 --> 00:23:02,495 That's the self service. - What is this? 262 00:23:02,607 --> 00:23:04,018 The self service. 263 00:23:04,127 --> 00:23:05,538 Cyanide capsules. 264 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:11,251 If they capture and torture you, you bite and break it... 265 00:23:11,487 --> 00:23:14,377 ...and it's all over: death is certain in 20 seconds. 266 00:23:15,007 --> 00:23:16,372 Thanks for your concern. 267 00:23:16,767 --> 00:23:19,691 Now go home and stay tuned with the mini radio. 268 00:23:19,807 --> 00:23:21,855 Wait for our order to come into action. Bye, bye. 269 00:23:23,927 --> 00:23:27,568 What are you searching? - I was looking if I forgot something... 270 00:23:27,687 --> 00:23:29,815 Ah! The dollars. - Ah, right. 271 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:33,458 Will you count them? - No, I trust you. You divide. 272 00:23:37,607 --> 00:23:38,972 What are you doing? 273 00:23:39,087 --> 00:23:41,848 One half right now and the other when the job is done. 274 00:23:42,335 --> 00:23:45,288 That's how we use to do. - I didn't know. 275 00:23:46,887 --> 00:23:47,888 What's up? 276 00:23:48,007 --> 00:23:51,090 Partisan, the German is on the valley. 277 00:23:51,207 --> 00:23:55,531 Let's break his balls... - Ok. Bye. 278 00:23:59,807 --> 00:24:00,968 Natale! - What? 279 00:24:01,087 --> 00:24:03,772 What's this stuff? - I told you not to open it! 280 00:24:03,887 --> 00:24:06,572 I knew you boggled. - What they want? Is it risky? 281 00:24:06,687 --> 00:24:10,169 Yes! To be a spy is trickier than a job at Registry! Don't touch! 282 00:24:10,287 --> 00:24:13,370 You make me worry. - No worries, you've to be calm. 283 00:24:13,487 --> 00:24:16,536 One can face a war alone with a case like that. 284 00:24:16,647 --> 00:24:18,615 Everything's provided for. See this? 285 00:24:19,407 --> 00:24:23,537 You put it in your mouth. If they torture me and I feel I'll be ratting,... 286 00:24:23,687 --> 00:24:26,816 ...I'll bite it and be dead in 20 seconds! 287 00:24:30,767 --> 00:24:34,294 It's concentrated cyanide! Where can I put it? 288 00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:39,254 Natale! What do you have to do? - Nothing! Only to kill a man. 289 00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:43,414 Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? 290 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:46,008 Here's Phillip the Sparrow listening. Can you hear me? 291 00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:48,213 Are they speaking? 292 00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:51,967 The look on your face! - I'm not feeling fine. 293 00:24:53,487 --> 00:24:54,488 Natale! 294 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:57,175 Will you pay heed to me? - Again? 295 00:24:57,287 --> 00:25:00,336 You must not do that. - Keep quiet! 296 00:25:01,847 --> 00:25:03,611 I've no way out! 297 00:25:04,567 --> 00:25:06,774 Why shouldn't I have to do it? Explain! 298 00:25:06,887 --> 00:25:08,651 Because... - Keep quiet! 299 00:25:09,047 --> 00:25:12,096 I'm still the man I used to be, even if I'm white haired! 300 00:25:12,207 --> 00:25:13,652 I'm still Hippie! 301 00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:20,650 Also they and that guy are still the same! 302 00:25:20,967 --> 00:25:23,652 Why doesn't he have a swastika here and goose-step? 303 00:25:23,767 --> 00:25:26,418 Why do I have to kill him in cold blood? Who cares! 304 00:25:27,087 --> 00:25:30,250 Or maybe because once there was a war and I was given a medal? 305 00:25:30,367 --> 00:25:32,938 Now instead, if they catch me, I'll be sentenced to life! 306 00:25:34,887 --> 00:25:37,015 Who cares about that... - Natale... 307 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:38,857 Forget Natale! 308 00:25:38,967 --> 00:25:41,174 Moreover, I'll waste 65 million Lire this way in your opinion,... 309 00:25:41,287 --> 00:25:43,494 ...when we can't find the way to pay the deli foods? 310 00:25:44,207 --> 00:25:46,130 How much do we owe the delicatessen owner? 311 00:25:46,247 --> 00:25:48,534 I've an idea to kill two birds with one stone. 312 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:52,094 You'll make a good impression and keep your word but without... 313 00:25:52,767 --> 00:25:54,610 Without... - Without what? 314 00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:57,617 I happen to meet people of any kind at the pawnshop. 315 00:25:57,727 --> 00:25:59,729 Come and see. Come. 316 00:26:04,407 --> 00:26:05,408 Who is? 317 00:26:05,807 --> 00:26:07,935 One who's ready to do it in your place. 318 00:26:08,287 --> 00:26:11,655 Did you tell it to a stranger? - I've only touched on it! 319 00:26:11,767 --> 00:26:13,007 No obligation! 320 00:26:13,367 --> 00:26:16,291 If you don't like him, I'll send him away. - Forget sending him away! 321 00:26:17,647 --> 00:26:20,014 You choose one, tell him the whole thing and then send him away? 322 00:26:21,407 --> 00:26:24,854 Why should he have to do it in my place? - For 50,000 dollars. 323 00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:26,776 We're still left with 50. 324 00:26:28,607 --> 00:26:30,177 Well... - Think about it. 325 00:26:45,247 --> 00:26:48,968 Does he drink oil? - I told you, he's frantic and ready to everything. 326 00:26:49,087 --> 00:26:51,852 He's always in jail or at the hospital. He's in lack of fat. 327 00:26:51,967 --> 00:26:55,289 As a job he uses to make cars run over him to cheat insurance companies. 328 00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:57,455 He's not afraid of anything and unscrupulous. 329 00:26:57,567 --> 00:27:00,047 At the pawnshop he hocked his mother's gold teeth! 330 00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:01,737 Dead? - No, she's still alive! 331 00:27:02,327 --> 00:27:04,728 Talk to him at least. Let's go. - No, you stay here. 332 00:27:14,647 --> 00:27:15,808 Nice, aren't they? 333 00:27:22,287 --> 00:27:23,857 Good evening. - Good evening. 334 00:27:32,047 --> 00:27:34,971 The lady told me a man is to be murdered for 30 million Lire! 335 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:36,930 Why are you screaming? - Aren't you deaf? 336 00:27:37,847 --> 00:27:39,929 No, it's a service radio. 337 00:27:41,207 --> 00:27:42,333 Speak quietly. 338 00:27:43,727 --> 00:27:44,808 Yes, sir. 339 00:27:46,047 --> 00:27:50,609 Some questions to clarify. - I'll only ask questions. 340 00:27:50,727 --> 00:27:51,808 Yes, sir. 341 00:27:54,687 --> 00:27:56,576 What's your name? - Brass. 342 00:27:57,607 --> 00:27:59,371 Like the metal. 343 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:02,094 Don't you like it? 344 00:28:04,207 --> 00:28:05,936 Your age? - 34. 345 00:28:08,887 --> 00:28:10,127 But I look older. 346 00:28:12,127 --> 00:28:13,333 Have you... 347 00:28:16,727 --> 00:28:22,450 ...other experiences about this ...kind of work? - No! 348 00:28:23,207 --> 00:28:25,528 No?! - But I will also explain why: 349 00:28:25,807 --> 00:28:28,890 ...I never found anybody giving me 30 million Lire! 350 00:28:31,207 --> 00:28:32,208 I see. 351 00:28:32,567 --> 00:28:34,092 Look into my eyes carefully... 352 00:28:34,287 --> 00:28:37,575 ...and just imagine the most desperate man ever. 353 00:28:37,727 --> 00:28:39,570 Did you imagine? - So what? 354 00:28:40,247 --> 00:28:41,737 Well, I envy that man. 355 00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:45,618 Who died? 356 00:28:46,247 --> 00:28:49,137 Nobody. Why? - Why are you wearing mourning? 357 00:28:49,567 --> 00:28:52,298 No, it's for a hole. - Oh... 358 00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:54,376 Got what's my condition? - Oh... 359 00:28:54,487 --> 00:28:56,694 I'm at the point that, if this were a bad joke and... 360 00:28:56,807 --> 00:29:00,334 ...there weren't those 30 million Lire, I could lose my temper! 361 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,927 There're. Do you smoke? - No, thanks. 362 00:29:03,287 --> 00:29:05,210 One half right now and the other later. 363 00:29:08,767 --> 00:29:10,610 So what? - Give me the money. 364 00:29:12,407 --> 00:29:15,456 I've already divided them: 50,000. - What about him? 365 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:18,770 He'd do it even for 5,000. Megalomaniac! 366 00:29:25,367 --> 00:29:27,938 So, that's true! These are not the usual lies you're telling me! 367 00:29:28,047 --> 00:29:31,290 Lawyer, God sees and judges me! - But that's half of it! 368 00:29:32,087 --> 00:29:34,010 One half right now and the other later. 369 00:29:35,287 --> 00:29:37,813 Arrigo, call Francalancia. Tell him we've won hands down... 370 00:29:37,927 --> 00:29:40,373 ...and they will refund the scratch on his car door and the light. 371 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:43,138 Do not let the token be heard. Insert it before they answer,... 372 00:29:43,247 --> 00:29:44,976 ...or it seems that we're calling from who knows where. 373 00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:48,296 But, if they don't answer, we'll waste 45 Lire. - So, dial first,... 374 00:29:48,407 --> 00:29:50,648 ...make sure they answer. Hang up, call again,... 375 00:29:50,767 --> 00:29:53,611 ...insert the token and say: "Lawyer Ramirez's office calling"! Got it? 376 00:29:54,767 --> 00:29:59,807 Lawyer, 30 million Lire! And I've no money to pay even a coffee! 377 00:29:59,927 --> 00:30:02,009 Me too... 378 00:30:04,527 --> 00:30:05,938 The tokens have been inserted! 379 00:30:06,887 --> 00:30:08,332 The coffee is on me. 380 00:30:12,927 --> 00:30:15,009 What do you want from me? What I have to do with this? 381 00:30:16,087 --> 00:30:19,728 Lawyer, you must put me in touch with Giuseppe De Dominicis. 382 00:30:20,247 --> 00:30:23,968 Who? - De Dominicis! The one who murdered the old tenor on Sunday! 383 00:30:24,087 --> 00:30:25,577 You must tell me where he's. 384 00:30:27,247 --> 00:30:28,453 What do I know? 385 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,648 Aren't you his lawyer? - So what? 386 00:30:31,767 --> 00:30:35,453 Am I his partner in crime maybe? Do I hide killers under my bed? 387 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:40,016 Don't get angry! Listen to me! I'll pass the job and half the money to him. 388 00:30:40,127 --> 00:30:44,098 He will go abroad and who will capture him? I'll give you 10%. 389 00:30:46,527 --> 00:30:47,528 Think about it. 390 00:30:49,607 --> 00:30:51,894 Yes, I did. - What? 391 00:30:52,007 --> 00:30:54,055 It doesn't work with De Dominicis. - Why? 392 00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:57,728 Police's hot on his heels, pictures of him are on papers, his eye's ruined. 393 00:30:57,847 --> 00:30:59,815 They will capture him immediately! No! 394 00:31:00,287 --> 00:31:04,815 You need a man above suspicion, out of your circle, with no criminal record. 395 00:31:04,927 --> 00:31:07,453 Where will I find him? - We can find him! 396 00:31:07,607 --> 00:31:12,488 Every man has his own price and 25,000 dollars are a nice amount. 397 00:31:24,047 --> 00:31:25,173 Yes... 398 00:31:25,887 --> 00:31:27,457 Yes, sir! What? 399 00:31:29,007 --> 00:31:31,055 Yes, I can hear you. 400 00:31:31,647 --> 00:31:33,012 I was listening. 401 00:31:33,647 --> 00:31:35,411 Sure, I'm ready. 402 00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:37,413 Very ready! 403 00:31:38,007 --> 00:31:39,293 Is it for tomorrow? 404 00:31:40,127 --> 00:31:41,208 Yes. 405 00:31:42,327 --> 00:31:43,374 Yes. 406 00:31:44,887 --> 00:31:49,211 It's my business! Give me the green light, it's enough! How will I do? 407 00:31:49,727 --> 00:31:52,298 I've already got an organized and perfect plan! 408 00:31:53,087 --> 00:31:57,376 Who are you? Let me talk to ...Charles, the colonel. 409 00:31:57,727 --> 00:31:58,888 Well said. 410 00:32:00,007 --> 00:32:03,329 It's a mess. I must do it. - Why? Send the other man there! 411 00:32:03,447 --> 00:32:06,576 I can't. The assistant porter knows me and is waiting for me. 412 00:32:06,687 --> 00:32:09,008 Yes? I'm listening. Speak. 413 00:32:09,807 --> 00:32:12,048 I must not discuss your orders. Alright. 414 00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:15,491 Got it! 415 00:32:15,647 --> 00:32:19,015 Tomorrow at 7 a.m., dressed up like a chauffeur, I'll go to the car park... 416 00:32:19,127 --> 00:32:23,689 ...in front of Arch of Janus. There I'll find a dark-blue limousine,... 417 00:32:23,967 --> 00:32:28,529 ...disguised as Herter car hiring, with license plate Naples 404347. 418 00:32:28,687 --> 00:32:32,009 Keys are under the seat. I must go to hotel Forum,... 419 00:32:32,207 --> 00:32:35,450 ...where the neonazi has hired a similar car for a trip to North. 420 00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:39,135 I'll be in touch with an agent of ours there, a well known assistant porter,... 421 00:32:39,247 --> 00:32:42,615 ...who'll deliver the victim to me. I'll have carte blanche on the highway. 422 00:32:42,767 --> 00:32:45,896 It has to look like an accident. Easy! Over and out. 423 00:32:52,327 --> 00:32:56,616 No. I'll sit in front, close to you. - In front? - Yes. 424 00:32:56,727 --> 00:32:59,014 Edward Stevens Jr. - Nice to meet you. 425 00:33:00,487 --> 00:33:02,376 Take. - Thanks. - You're welcome. 426 00:33:08,327 --> 00:33:09,852 Have a good trip, sir. 427 00:34:29,287 --> 00:34:30,493 Engine's not working! 428 00:34:30,887 --> 00:34:32,571 Perhaps a burned coil! 429 00:34:35,887 --> 00:34:37,571 There's a telephone luckily. 430 00:34:37,927 --> 00:34:41,454 I go and call my agency, which is not far from here, just 10 km. 431 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:46,648 I'll make another car come. You stay here. - Yes. - Wait. 432 00:35:10,247 --> 00:35:11,373 Here I am. 433 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:15,098 You've been quick. That old wreck? 434 00:35:15,207 --> 00:35:16,288 But it's going very well! 435 00:35:16,407 --> 00:35:19,411 Then, we're in countryside here, you, sir, must be satisfied with it. 436 00:35:19,527 --> 00:35:24,567 H! H is missing! - No, there's water, oil, everything! 437 00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:26,132 Sir, do you have a luggage? 438 00:35:27,567 --> 00:35:31,094 The H, asshole! "Herter": the first letter must be a H! 439 00:35:31,207 --> 00:35:33,574 What do you care? - Do you have the gun at least? 440 00:35:33,687 --> 00:35:35,496 Fully loaded! - Alright. 441 00:35:36,527 --> 00:35:40,134 Can this car reach Florence? - Oh, till the end of the earth! 442 00:35:40,327 --> 00:35:42,250 To the other end too! Am I right? 443 00:35:42,727 --> 00:35:45,333 See you and have a good trip! - Goodbye. 444 00:35:50,927 --> 00:35:52,656 No. - Yes. 445 00:36:42,527 --> 00:36:43,653 Halt! Police! 446 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,294 Excuse me. 447 00:37:22,767 --> 00:37:25,771 Good morning! Please may I see your license and registration? 448 00:37:25,887 --> 00:37:28,618 Who are you? - Traffic police in plain clothes. 449 00:37:28,727 --> 00:37:30,809 Excuse me, right now! Everything's in order. 450 00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:37,095 Look what's happening to me! 451 00:37:39,047 --> 00:37:41,254 You're not allowed to drive. - No?! Why? 452 00:37:41,367 --> 00:37:44,132 Flat tires, under the safety limit! 453 00:37:45,967 --> 00:37:50,177 I'll go to Florence and change them, even if they're like new. 454 00:37:50,287 --> 00:37:54,053 If I tell you're not allowed to drive, you can't! - So, I won't! 455 00:37:57,527 --> 00:37:58,938 I've got a customer. 456 00:38:01,047 --> 00:38:02,811 I've got a customer. - What? 457 00:38:04,447 --> 00:38:06,654 I've got a customer. 458 00:38:06,767 --> 00:38:09,213 Ah! I've to take my customer to Florence! 459 00:38:09,327 --> 00:38:12,695 Do not ruin me, he's American! - Oh, all the worse! 460 00:38:12,807 --> 00:38:15,538 You're doing a car hiring service with a license of first degree. 461 00:38:15,647 --> 00:38:17,376 Double infraction! - Oh, great! 462 00:38:19,967 --> 00:38:21,617 You American? - Yeah. 463 00:38:21,727 --> 00:38:24,458 - Traffic police. You understand Italian? - Yeah. 464 00:38:24,807 --> 00:38:27,538 He's not allowed to drive and is not in order. 465 00:38:27,727 --> 00:38:29,331 It's dangerous, flat tires. 466 00:38:30,367 --> 00:38:33,894 I must go to Florence. It's important for me. 467 00:38:34,047 --> 00:38:37,096 I'll take you. I use to inspect and patrol till to Florence. 468 00:38:46,567 --> 00:38:48,410 Get in and take a seat. 469 00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:07,453 Let's fuel up? 470 00:39:40,527 --> 00:39:43,451 I shot him in his head. A little hole this tiny. 471 00:39:43,927 --> 00:39:46,328 I went off the highway and threw him away. 472 00:39:48,007 --> 00:39:51,534 He passed with that fake policeman just 15' ago. - No! 473 00:39:52,047 --> 00:39:55,290 What's happened? Rotten! - God sees and judges me! 474 00:39:55,407 --> 00:39:59,207 I'm judging you! - Let me speak. He's a man of mine, not a cop! 475 00:39:59,327 --> 00:40:01,807 He will fix him, better, he must have already fixed him. 476 00:40:02,047 --> 00:40:06,018 A man of yours?! - If the job was done, why you care about how and who did it? 477 00:40:06,127 --> 00:40:08,892 But it was a tricky mission and I put trust in you! 478 00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:10,372 Bad for you! 479 00:40:10,487 --> 00:40:12,296 Bad? - Oh, yes! 480 00:40:12,607 --> 00:40:15,895 Choosing me for such a thing means you're not informed on your men. 481 00:40:16,007 --> 00:40:18,613 You had to tell me when we made the deal! 482 00:40:18,727 --> 00:40:21,378 Would you have turned your nose up at 30 million Lire? - Well... 483 00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:22,648 Yes! 484 00:40:25,647 --> 00:40:29,129 Be patient, Honourable. I chose the right man,... 485 00:40:29,247 --> 00:40:31,853 ...the one who commits any crime and kills! 486 00:40:32,007 --> 00:40:33,771 Who is? - My lawyer. 487 00:40:34,487 --> 00:40:36,808 Why? Is your lawyer a killer? - Yes, he's! 488 00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:40,931 Let's try to solve this mystery. 489 00:40:42,687 --> 00:40:44,098 Well,... 490 00:40:44,607 --> 00:40:48,737 ...electric contacts in order. Let's look at the carburation. 491 00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:53,368 May I help you? - No, thanks. 492 00:40:55,367 --> 00:40:57,176 Carburation is in order. 493 00:41:03,847 --> 00:41:06,248 The whole thing stinks. Smell! 494 00:41:15,567 --> 00:41:16,648 No. 495 00:41:18,167 --> 00:41:19,168 No... 496 00:41:21,607 --> 00:41:23,097 Oh! 497 00:41:23,887 --> 00:41:25,935 Is the petrol over maybe? 498 00:41:26,367 --> 00:41:28,813 I've been suspecting for a while the marker were not working... 499 00:41:28,927 --> 00:41:31,658 ...and if we remain with no petrol, in this kind of Sahara... 500 00:41:33,647 --> 00:41:35,968 What's up? Who did close it this way? 501 00:41:36,487 --> 00:41:39,730 Maybe that youngster has got a wrench? Right? 502 00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:43,569 Listen, have you got a wrench? - Yes. 503 00:41:48,447 --> 00:41:51,212 Where's De Dominicis? - He's given yourself up at 5 a.m. this morning. 504 00:41:51,327 --> 00:41:52,772 What? - He passed everything to me. 505 00:41:52,887 --> 00:41:54,571 Pretend that you're searching. - Are you crazy? 506 00:41:54,687 --> 00:41:57,497 No worries. I'm his brother. I'll do that job! 507 00:41:57,607 --> 00:42:00,451 We could pay a real lawyer with those 6 million then! 508 00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:04,452 But you could have picked up a normal car, couldn't you? 509 00:42:04,567 --> 00:42:06,808 I'm a nurse, I got this. 510 00:42:06,927 --> 00:42:09,578 How will I persuade him to get on the ambulance in your opinion? 511 00:42:09,687 --> 00:42:11,496 Where will I put the luggage? 512 00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:16,457 Well... 513 00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:20,774 Right, I was going to ask the gentleman... 514 00:42:20,927 --> 00:42:23,771 The gentleman is just going to Florence and... 515 00:42:24,487 --> 00:42:27,411 If you're satisfied... - Sure he will! 516 00:42:27,527 --> 00:42:31,009 Let's help him out with luggage. - Give me! - I'll do. 517 00:42:37,927 --> 00:42:38,928 Me here. 518 00:42:43,927 --> 00:42:45,656 See? - Just as well. 519 00:42:48,087 --> 00:42:50,658 See you. Have a good trip. And excuse me if... 520 00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:57,768 Here's the lawyer's car. He's already arrived. 521 00:43:03,287 --> 00:43:05,494 He's eating. See how calm he's? 522 00:43:09,127 --> 00:43:12,449 So what? How did things go? Done? - What? 523 00:43:13,367 --> 00:43:17,088 Done what? I don't get it. - He's that Honourable. 524 00:43:17,447 --> 00:43:20,815 I had to tell him our agreement and he, rightly,.... 525 00:43:20,927 --> 00:43:22,929 ...wants to be reassured directly. 526 00:43:26,447 --> 00:43:27,528 Very glad. 527 00:43:27,687 --> 00:43:31,130 Lawyer Ramirez. Take a seat. 528 00:43:38,047 --> 00:43:39,048 So what? 529 00:43:44,887 --> 00:43:47,174 I emptied the gun magazine against his belly. 530 00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:51,689 He was collapsing like a puppet. 531 00:43:54,727 --> 00:43:57,207 Do not ask me for other details,... 532 00:43:57,647 --> 00:43:59,615 ...you'll read them on the newspapers tomorrow. 533 00:44:00,527 --> 00:44:06,569 Sitting at that café, I was not thinking of you. 534 00:44:08,047 --> 00:44:11,256 All of a sudden she... - Now you must tell me everything! 535 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:15,737 Oh! Calm down! What are you doing? - Drive and speak! 536 00:44:15,847 --> 00:44:18,134 Who are you? Who's your boss? 537 00:44:18,567 --> 00:44:21,298 What do yo want to do me? Speak! 538 00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:25,295 A double grappa. - A double grappa. 539 00:44:34,527 --> 00:44:36,734 A double grappa. - A double... 540 00:44:37,927 --> 00:44:38,974 Hippie! 541 00:44:39,487 --> 00:44:42,172 Don't you remember me? - No. - I was with the fascists! 542 00:44:42,287 --> 00:44:44,608 You were with the partisans! You were about to hang me, then... 543 00:44:44,727 --> 00:44:48,334 ...I shitted myself and you stopped everything as it was disgusting. 544 00:44:48,447 --> 00:44:52,213 Sorry, but I had to let you recognize me. I've a deal just made for you. 545 00:44:52,327 --> 00:44:55,058 Will you get rid of a neonazi for 1,000 dollars? 546 00:44:55,167 --> 00:44:56,737 One half now and the other after. 547 00:44:56,847 --> 00:45:00,329 I won't earn anything: I'll give you what I'm given. Come! 548 00:45:12,607 --> 00:45:13,608 Oil! 549 00:45:13,887 --> 00:45:15,969 Do you know that gentleman? 550 00:45:18,327 --> 00:45:19,738 No, I haven't had the pleasure. 551 00:45:20,607 --> 00:45:21,972 And these ones? 552 00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:26,013 A nurse has passed the job to me! 553 00:45:26,127 --> 00:45:27,367 What?! 554 00:45:28,647 --> 00:45:30,854 I did what you did... 555 00:45:59,567 --> 00:46:01,535 Can I know how many we're at least? 556 00:46:01,767 --> 00:46:05,408 I admit I made the job over but not to this wreck! 557 00:46:05,527 --> 00:46:09,054 I've made it over to a strong boy. - Who passed the job to him, though,... 558 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:10,532 ...if there're no other people! 559 00:46:10,647 --> 00:46:12,888 Do not dramatize, we still keep everything up and running. 560 00:46:13,007 --> 00:46:15,408 This gentleman has taken his responsibility. 561 00:46:15,527 --> 00:46:17,655 Well, he will go and keep his word! 562 00:46:17,767 --> 00:46:21,135 You didn't kill him for 50,000 dollars, must I do it for 2,000? 563 00:46:21,247 --> 00:46:23,215 Alright. I'll take the job back. 564 00:46:24,327 --> 00:46:27,570 Where did he have to pass him? - At Alberobello's car park. 565 00:46:27,687 --> 00:46:29,576 Did you have a plan? - Very cool! 566 00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:33,487 He pretends the ambulance breaks down and I stop and drop him off. 567 00:46:35,647 --> 00:46:39,254 Actually 4 trasfers and 3 breakdowns in not even 58 km... 568 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:44,530 You have no imagination! I invented the signaling disk at least! - C'mon. 569 00:46:45,367 --> 00:46:46,607 Give me the gun. 570 00:46:46,727 --> 00:46:49,378 I gave it to the lawyer! - I gave it to De Dominicis! 571 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:53,370 So, you've got it. - I sold it, along with the case. 572 00:46:53,487 --> 00:46:57,048 Otherwise how could I get the vehicle? 573 00:46:57,167 --> 00:46:59,613 Don't give up. Don't blame me for excessive optimism, but... 574 00:46:59,727 --> 00:47:03,413 ...I'm sure that boy of mine had surely a moment of weakness... 575 00:47:03,527 --> 00:47:06,531 ...but now, as he doesn't see him coming, will act in his behalf,... 576 00:47:06,647 --> 00:47:08,615 ...do his duty... 577 00:47:10,007 --> 00:47:13,136 Here's him! What I told you? He's already back! 578 00:47:43,487 --> 00:47:45,137 See how he killed him? 579 00:47:45,367 --> 00:47:46,857 We're just fine now! 580 00:47:47,047 --> 00:47:50,369 Who charged me with this job doesn't play. Those ones kill! 581 00:47:50,487 --> 00:47:53,138 Who's mistaken will pay and they will kill all of us. 582 00:47:54,727 --> 00:47:56,616 May I? - Please, miss. 583 00:47:57,087 --> 00:48:00,489 So, if you say so, you know what? I don't know you. 584 00:48:01,247 --> 00:48:04,888 I'll give the advance back to the one who gave me and call it quits. 585 00:48:06,887 --> 00:48:10,050 Well, I'll do the same and no hard feelings. 586 00:48:13,007 --> 00:48:15,738 You've already got mine. Bye, Hippie! 587 00:48:27,207 --> 00:48:28,447 Is it you, Elvira? 588 00:48:29,447 --> 00:48:30,448 Elvira! 589 00:48:33,807 --> 00:48:35,047 Blast you... 590 00:48:37,767 --> 00:48:38,768 I apologize. 591 00:48:53,127 --> 00:48:54,208 Good evening. 592 00:48:57,007 --> 00:48:59,089 Elvira, haven't you realized that I'm in danger? 593 00:48:59,207 --> 00:49:02,097 I've been waiting for you for two days with money and passport! 594 00:49:02,367 --> 00:49:04,529 How could I call you? Is there a telephone in the burial cell? 595 00:49:04,647 --> 00:49:05,773 What? 596 00:49:06,127 --> 00:49:08,937 On the newspaper of today? Impossible. 597 00:49:09,767 --> 00:49:11,007 Excuse me, I'll call you later. 598 00:49:12,367 --> 00:49:14,495 Do you have the telephone of today? - What? 599 00:49:15,367 --> 00:49:16,778 Excuse me for a moment! 600 00:49:18,885 --> 00:49:23,060 A MYSTERIOUS ACCIDENT AN AMERICAN BURNED TO DEATH 601 00:50:38,407 --> 00:50:41,889 Professor, how long will your treatment take? 602 00:50:42,007 --> 00:50:44,089 Oh...24 hours. 603 00:50:44,247 --> 00:50:45,772 24 hours at most. 604 00:50:46,207 --> 00:50:48,778 Can I send the patient tomorrow in the morning? 605 00:50:48,887 --> 00:50:51,652 Sure. 606 00:50:53,807 --> 00:50:56,287 Hello? - Is it you, Charles? 607 00:50:57,327 --> 00:50:59,409 Sure, you can talk, I'm totally alone! 608 00:50:59,527 --> 00:51:02,451 Not even my wife is here. You've already heard about it. 609 00:51:02,847 --> 00:51:07,057 Oh, it's on any English paper! Well, a clean little job, yes. 610 00:51:07,847 --> 00:51:11,488 There's no hurry for that. You don't run away, do you? 611 00:51:11,607 --> 00:51:15,771 Alright, as you like. Agreed. Bye. 612 00:51:16,207 --> 00:51:18,209 Will they pay? - Sure, they will. 613 00:51:18,407 --> 00:51:20,011 They will pay, lawyer! - Well done! 614 00:51:20,127 --> 00:51:22,129 Hey! Aren't you happy? 615 00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:23,453 Honourable! 616 00:51:24,407 --> 00:51:27,092 The boy deserves a medal. - Yes? 617 00:51:27,207 --> 00:51:30,416 Will you please consider that this boy, introduced by me,.. 618 00:51:30,527 --> 00:51:33,770 ...got rid of him? How? He risked his own life! 619 00:51:33,887 --> 00:51:37,608 Overwhelmed by his foe, he frees himself, kills and hides him,... 620 00:51:37,727 --> 00:51:39,331 ...steals a 850. - A 600! - Yes, a 600. 621 00:51:39,447 --> 00:51:41,654 He loads the corpse on the car, gets rid of him and is back! 622 00:51:41,767 --> 00:51:45,453 He made a Giottesque portrait! - Yes, but what's the point? 623 00:51:45,567 --> 00:51:47,296 About how much we'll pocket. - How much? 624 00:51:47,407 --> 00:51:50,536 The half of what I get, the half of the half of what he gets,... 625 00:51:50,647 --> 00:51:53,491 ...the half of the half of the half of what you get. - So what? 626 00:51:54,007 --> 00:51:57,898 He will pocket less than us! Doing so seems fair to me. 627 00:51:58,007 --> 00:52:02,137 Speak! - The cake...snip snip! 628 00:52:02,927 --> 00:52:06,409 Lawyer, I didn't get it... - Please. - What's snip snip? 629 00:52:06,527 --> 00:52:07,938 Snip snip! 630 00:52:08,567 --> 00:52:13,573 The cake! 4 equal parts! - The towel! - Please. 631 00:52:13,767 --> 00:52:17,055 We're actually 5. Who is out? - You. - Why? 632 00:52:17,207 --> 00:52:20,177 You're neither instigator nor perpetrator, sold the gun and... 633 00:52:20,287 --> 00:52:22,449 ...were about to jeopardize everything. What have you to do with it? 634 00:52:22,567 --> 00:52:27,528 So you'll pocket 25,000 dollars, instead of 12,500. Very well! 635 00:52:27,807 --> 00:52:30,014 I didn't think about it. - May I? 636 00:52:33,887 --> 00:52:34,934 Where are you going? 637 00:52:35,807 --> 00:52:38,333 To the police. - Nice idea! Why? 638 00:52:38,447 --> 00:52:42,054 Given that I'm neither instigator nor perpetrator, what will I risk? 639 00:52:42,327 --> 00:52:45,854 2 years! - If you defend me, 3! I don't know about you. 640 00:52:45,967 --> 00:52:48,732 Sure, you're a cool criminal conspiracy. 641 00:52:48,847 --> 00:52:52,135 I knew that! 642 00:52:52,247 --> 00:52:55,137 Where are you going? - Let's reflect! 643 00:52:55,687 --> 00:52:59,931 See that? I'm in? - Enough! Divide everything in equal parts,... 644 00:53:00,047 --> 00:53:02,812 ...you're all killers for now! - Are you crazy? Cut it out! 645 00:53:02,927 --> 00:53:05,009 Killers like him! - Why do you have it in for me? 646 00:53:05,127 --> 00:53:09,018 Killers! - Enough! - All killers! Me too! 647 00:53:10,247 --> 00:53:13,490 Keep quiet, they can hear you! Stupid! 648 00:53:15,007 --> 00:53:17,294 And you too, enough! You got on my nerves! Get out! 649 00:53:17,567 --> 00:53:20,571 I only know him. Tomorrow they will give the other half of the dollars,... 650 00:53:20,687 --> 00:53:23,452 ...I'll give his part and you'll divide it as you like! - Well done! 651 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:24,773 Give me your dollars! 652 00:53:25,287 --> 00:53:26,334 Keep still! 653 00:53:26,567 --> 00:53:27,568 Why? 654 00:53:28,967 --> 00:53:32,255 Because they told me to take them to London to draw the rest. 655 00:53:32,367 --> 00:53:34,734 To London?! - What we're left with? 656 00:53:35,207 --> 00:53:36,493 You have to trust me. 657 00:53:37,967 --> 00:53:40,777 With all the money in your hands! - Oh, no! 658 00:53:41,247 --> 00:53:45,047 So I'll draw only mine and give your half dollars back... 659 00:53:45,167 --> 00:53:47,374 ...which you'll use as cigarette papers! 660 00:53:50,647 --> 00:53:51,648 Give them to him! 661 00:53:51,767 --> 00:53:54,896 What's this mistrust? - He will cheat us and no longer be back! 662 00:53:55,007 --> 00:53:58,693 I would swear to the Honourable and I invite also you to do that. 663 00:53:59,007 --> 00:54:02,329 Do not worry. You did your part, let me do. 664 00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:05,417 I tell you to give them to him, do it! 665 00:54:07,007 --> 00:54:09,738 Good morning! - Ciro, you're always late! 666 00:54:09,847 --> 00:54:11,531 Oh, the traffic. - Yes... 667 00:54:11,647 --> 00:54:13,934 Listen, at 10 a.m. I'll pop round to a place. 668 00:54:14,047 --> 00:54:17,529 Fabricate a lie for the head nurse: you're in love with him almost like me! 669 00:54:20,287 --> 00:54:24,258 A piece is missing! - They must have picked him up! - No! 670 00:54:25,287 --> 00:54:26,937 He must be in the burial chamber. 671 00:54:27,047 --> 00:54:29,527 But he has already checked! How many are they? 672 00:54:29,647 --> 00:54:33,015 There's only the fatty. - So, I must have eaten him! 673 00:54:33,127 --> 00:54:36,734 Let's count again! - Forget counting! They were 18: 674 00:54:36,847 --> 00:54:39,418 ...I sent 3 to the university for the students,.. 675 00:54:39,527 --> 00:54:43,213 ...I dissected 2 men and 1 woman, 3 were taken by their families. 676 00:54:43,327 --> 00:54:44,772 How many are they? - 9! 677 00:54:44,927 --> 00:54:48,374 Add the fatty and the intoxicated man who's under autopsy knife. How many? 678 00:54:48,487 --> 00:54:53,732 11! 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 and 17. 679 00:54:53,847 --> 00:54:55,451 A corpse is missing! 680 00:55:00,247 --> 00:55:02,568 To the airport, international arrivals. 681 00:55:19,607 --> 00:55:21,848 My husband has left! - Just a moment! 682 00:55:25,967 --> 00:55:28,493 I told you... Oh my! Who is? 683 00:55:28,967 --> 00:55:30,617 Come in! 684 00:55:32,927 --> 00:55:35,214 Madam, don't boggle. I'll explain everything. 685 00:55:35,327 --> 00:55:36,852 We can be seen here! Down! 686 00:55:37,007 --> 00:55:39,977 Let's go over there! Come, madam! Keep calm. 687 00:55:41,527 --> 00:55:42,528 Take! 688 00:55:42,727 --> 00:55:44,536 You'll see how nice surprise! 689 00:55:52,127 --> 00:55:54,607 Here he is. See that I'm not a murderer? 690 00:55:56,607 --> 00:55:58,894 Madam, what are you doing? That's not the moment! 691 00:56:00,887 --> 00:56:03,208 Damn! She has fainted. Down, they can see us here! 692 00:56:04,567 --> 00:56:05,568 Listen, remember: 693 00:56:05,687 --> 00:56:08,736 ...she has to think her husband agrees. Let her recover her senses. 694 00:56:08,847 --> 00:56:11,737 Throw some water on her face. Tell her you've to stay here,... 695 00:56:11,847 --> 00:56:15,010 ...you must be hidden here until they will pay. 696 00:56:15,127 --> 00:56:17,812 Where else could I place you? I can't at the hospital. 697 00:56:17,927 --> 00:56:20,533 Then she's good. She was sorry for your passing. 698 00:56:20,647 --> 00:56:21,887 I have to go. They're waiting for me. Bye! 699 00:56:31,327 --> 00:56:32,692 Are you feeling better? 700 00:56:37,927 --> 00:56:39,053 Yes, thanks. 701 00:56:39,567 --> 00:56:42,138 Italian papers? - No, only English. 702 00:56:42,847 --> 00:56:43,973 Never mind. 703 00:56:48,567 --> 00:56:53,334 Do you happen to have a pencil? Pencil? - Yes. 704 00:56:53,647 --> 00:56:54,808 Here. 705 00:57:00,807 --> 00:57:04,016 What are you doing? - Who will let you go? 706 00:57:06,687 --> 00:57:08,974 May I close the door? - Yes, please do. 707 00:57:11,927 --> 00:57:13,213 What are you writing? 708 00:57:14,167 --> 00:57:17,091 I'm translating a sentence of fundamental importance. 709 00:57:40,407 --> 00:57:43,331 Change of program. Bring him to the office here right now. 710 00:57:43,447 --> 00:57:46,132 No, not to Wollenkampf's. Here. There're big news. 711 00:57:52,927 --> 00:57:55,407 Good morning! Don't you recognize me? - Who are you? 712 00:57:55,527 --> 00:57:58,974 Phillip The Sparrow. - Oh, it's you! Will you follow me, please? 713 00:58:20,367 --> 00:58:22,369 Mister, read this note! 714 00:58:31,167 --> 00:58:34,216 To the second floor. Charles is waiting for you. - Thanks. 715 00:58:49,247 --> 00:58:52,808 I go to the bridge, you to the door... 716 00:58:52,927 --> 00:58:56,295 ...and the two of you to the rear! If he tries to escape, whistle! 717 00:58:56,927 --> 00:59:00,170 What are you doing? Run! 718 00:59:02,087 --> 00:59:03,418 Hello, cheerful! 719 00:59:04,167 --> 00:59:05,976 Hello! 720 00:59:06,767 --> 00:59:09,134 Dear Charles, mission accomplished! 721 00:59:10,567 --> 00:59:12,968 It was a bit hard, but I made it. 722 00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:14,814 Here I am. 723 00:59:15,327 --> 00:59:19,457 I've brought the base money... What a nice day! 724 00:59:20,047 --> 00:59:21,378 Where will I put this? 725 00:59:21,807 --> 00:59:24,048 Hey! Look who's here! How are you? 726 00:59:24,527 --> 00:59:27,770 Who will check? Will I count? Will I? Do you trust me, don't you? 727 00:59:28,887 --> 00:59:30,173 Hippie. - Yes? 728 00:59:31,247 --> 00:59:34,091 You'd have to explain a detail. - Yes, which one? 729 00:59:35,127 --> 00:59:39,212 You read the papers today? - No, only English papers on the plane. 730 00:59:39,607 --> 00:59:43,373 Why? - Instead I've got also the Italian ones. 731 00:59:43,487 --> 00:59:48,254 What they say? - They report the results from the autopsy of your...man. 732 00:59:48,607 --> 00:59:51,008 Even if they discovered he didn't die by a car accident,... 733 00:59:51,127 --> 00:59:53,050 ...they will never catch me. Do not worry. 734 00:59:53,167 --> 00:59:57,252 I won't worry when you explain how and why... 735 00:59:57,367 --> 01:00:00,132 ...the corpse of the man you'd have killed... 736 01:00:00,927 --> 01:00:03,248 ...had been pregnant for 4 months! 737 01:00:07,487 --> 01:00:08,648 What have you said? 738 01:00:08,807 --> 01:00:14,416 How does the corpse of that man turn out to be a woman?! 739 01:00:15,407 --> 01:00:17,614 What are you saying? - Read it by yourself! 740 01:00:20,127 --> 01:00:21,174 Let's read. 741 01:00:40,207 --> 01:00:41,538 What have you read? 742 01:00:42,367 --> 01:00:44,813 They don't even talk about women here, excuse me. 743 01:00:47,087 --> 01:00:49,328 It's clearly about a man. Look! 744 01:00:49,727 --> 01:00:53,209 "The corpse pulled out of the smashed car still burning... 745 01:00:53,327 --> 01:00:55,091 ...belonged to a man"! 746 01:00:55,447 --> 01:00:58,530 Read you too! Have you read? Can't you read Italian? 747 01:00:58,647 --> 01:01:03,494 It says clearly it's a man and so it can't be a pregnant woman. 748 01:01:03,607 --> 01:01:07,054 It can't be clearer than that! It says "man" 4 times, there's also his picture! 749 01:01:07,167 --> 01:01:11,491 You speak Italian but never learned it, dear Charles. Read it carefully! 750 01:01:11,607 --> 01:01:13,177 Let it be translated! 751 01:01:19,567 --> 01:01:21,251 I thought there was the water. 752 01:01:28,967 --> 01:01:33,894 Ciro, he's below you and is running away with the money! Stop him! 753 01:02:19,287 --> 01:02:23,087 No, I've thought over it. Thanks. I no longer go there and go with you. 754 01:03:00,247 --> 01:03:03,888 I've caught him! - Not at all! I'll punch you! Wretch! 755 01:03:04,007 --> 01:03:07,648 You're running away with the money! - You could take a man's corpse! 756 01:03:07,767 --> 01:03:10,168 It was dark, I couldn't see! - Even a pregnant woman! 757 01:03:35,807 --> 01:03:38,538 You've been condemned to 5 days in jail... 758 01:03:38,647 --> 01:03:40,775 ...for public nuisance. 759 01:03:48,727 --> 01:03:51,776 How are 10 pounds converted in Lire? - What you care? You've no Lire anyway! 760 01:03:53,807 --> 01:03:55,138 Interpreter. 761 01:03:55,927 --> 01:03:57,008 Yes. 762 01:04:01,927 --> 01:04:03,531 How much is all this? 763 01:04:05,927 --> 01:04:07,292 It's about 6 pounds. 764 01:04:08,327 --> 01:04:09,897 He cannot reach it either. 765 01:04:20,967 --> 01:04:21,968 And now? 766 01:04:22,127 --> 01:04:24,334 What is this? - 500 Italian Lire. 767 01:04:24,647 --> 01:04:26,376 How much are they worth? - Little. 768 01:04:27,287 --> 01:04:29,688 Alright, I'll be staying in jail for 2 days and be paying 3! 769 01:04:34,607 --> 01:04:37,053 I ask leave to speak. - I object. - We don't! 770 01:04:44,567 --> 01:04:47,571 Your Honour, to set my and your minds at ease, if you consider... 771 01:04:47,687 --> 01:04:51,737 ...appropriate to assign me to a cell parted from them,... 772 01:04:52,407 --> 01:04:53,408 ...I won't take offence. No, right? 773 01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:00,498 Hello, Charles? 774 01:06:00,727 --> 01:06:01,967 Are you angry? 775 01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:06,092 Well, you'd better calm down and listen to me. 776 01:06:06,567 --> 01:06:09,298 I know where's the nazi for sure! I know that and you don't! 777 01:06:09,487 --> 01:06:13,048 I'll find, catch, torture, butcher you and make you talk! 778 01:06:13,167 --> 01:06:16,376 You leave me alone and I'll supply you with him dead in two days. 779 01:06:17,167 --> 01:06:18,498 Where do you want the corpse? 780 01:06:19,607 --> 01:06:22,531 At St. Peter's square? Well, let's change the place! 781 01:06:23,207 --> 01:06:25,130 Alright, at St. Peter's square. 782 01:06:26,927 --> 01:06:30,374 Anyway, you can't do anything, you've no other choice. 783 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:33,536 Will you do a thing? Start to stick the half dollars! 784 01:06:35,247 --> 01:06:37,898 Honourable, have they renewed our mandate? 785 01:06:50,127 --> 01:06:52,209 Why that look on your faces? 786 01:06:52,567 --> 01:06:55,616 The honourable has rejected us, and even rightly! 787 01:06:56,087 --> 01:06:58,693 If only we didn't have only an expulsion order for 5 people,... 788 01:06:58,807 --> 01:07:01,697 ...we should free him from our presence too! 789 01:07:02,047 --> 01:07:04,493 In the meanwhile he's decided to kill him by himself, hasn't he? 790 01:07:09,847 --> 01:07:12,771 But God sees and judges me, it's not fair! 791 01:07:12,887 --> 01:07:16,653 He will find him easily at his house. It's not his credit. - It's mine! 792 01:07:16,767 --> 01:07:18,929 Sure! - It's everybody's credit! - Sure, it's group's credit! 793 01:07:19,047 --> 01:07:21,732 It's like getting into the roost and wringing a chicken's neck. 794 01:07:32,527 --> 01:07:35,178 Honourable! - What? 795 01:07:35,287 --> 01:07:36,288 Listen to me. 796 01:07:36,807 --> 01:07:38,047 Another proposition. 797 01:07:38,407 --> 01:07:39,613 As always,... 798 01:07:40,327 --> 01:07:43,854 ...5 equal parts. You'll have the 20% of the profit,... 799 01:07:43,967 --> 01:07:47,608 ...but the 80% of the odds that another one will do the job. 800 01:07:48,487 --> 01:07:50,888 Do you propose casting lots to me? - Yes. 801 01:07:51,007 --> 01:07:53,613 We're all determined. It depends on you. Destiny will decide. 802 01:07:53,727 --> 01:07:55,650 5 names into the hat! - 4! 803 01:07:56,287 --> 01:07:59,416 What? We're 5! - You're 4! 804 01:08:00,607 --> 01:08:01,768 I'll keep out. 805 01:08:02,287 --> 01:08:04,449 Take or leave. Report. 806 01:08:05,647 --> 01:08:07,456 But this is putting the squeeze on us! 807 01:08:07,567 --> 01:08:10,650 If it's so, no need to report! I'll decide for everyone! 808 01:08:10,767 --> 01:08:13,611 We'll be back to our first position. - Which one? 809 01:08:13,727 --> 01:08:17,448 The blackmail: you'll kill him and we know that. 810 01:08:18,487 --> 01:08:20,694 Well, I'll give you the first answer too. 811 01:08:20,807 --> 01:08:23,697 I won't kill him and nobody will get anything. 812 01:08:23,847 --> 01:08:25,656 Not even you. - Not even me. 813 01:08:25,887 --> 01:08:27,048 Nice crap! 814 01:08:30,287 --> 01:08:31,368 Kid! 815 01:08:31,847 --> 01:08:32,848 Kid! 816 01:08:33,247 --> 01:08:37,491 Will you play with me? Do you like my hat, don't you? 817 01:08:38,887 --> 01:08:42,608 Madam, will you lend the child to me just for a little game? Thanks. 818 01:08:42,807 --> 01:08:43,968 Hup! 819 01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:45,413 Grab the hat! 820 01:08:52,647 --> 01:08:57,096 1, 2, 3, 4... 821 01:08:57,727 --> 01:09:00,537 ...and 5. Will you mix please? 822 01:09:06,487 --> 01:09:08,933 Choose one note only. 823 01:09:11,447 --> 01:09:12,448 Thanks. 824 01:09:12,647 --> 01:09:15,491 And the game? - It's over. Go to your mum now. 825 01:09:29,487 --> 01:09:30,488 It's not valid. 826 01:09:31,767 --> 01:09:34,896 How is it not valid? - Why? - Because it was you! - No. 827 01:09:35,167 --> 01:09:37,488 Why? - It was you! - Who was, if not you? 828 01:09:37,847 --> 01:09:42,216 Nobody knows. We have to do it again. You'll never know. It was like this. 829 01:09:42,327 --> 01:09:46,127 How? - Like this and that's enough. Or I'll do it by myself. 830 01:09:46,247 --> 01:09:50,252 What line of reasoning! And he even threw my bowler off! 831 01:09:55,287 --> 01:09:58,769 This is the last drawing. It will be how it goes. We're at Civitavecchia! 832 01:10:01,207 --> 01:10:04,097 Long! - So what? 833 01:10:07,887 --> 01:10:11,812 Long for me too! - Oh! Or we will call it off again, won't we? 834 01:10:24,967 --> 01:10:26,810 One cognac! 835 01:10:27,287 --> 01:10:29,972 Quick, there's a gentleman who's sick! 836 01:10:35,447 --> 01:10:37,290 C'mon, do not behave childishly. 837 01:10:37,407 --> 01:10:38,772 It might be the turn of any of us. 838 01:10:39,767 --> 01:10:41,417 Which small window? 839 01:10:42,487 --> 01:10:46,014 The last one! It's the only one! - Can't you see it? - At 8th floor! 840 01:10:46,567 --> 01:10:49,173 Are you sure? - What? It's my house! 841 01:10:55,647 --> 01:10:58,412 Does it shoot? - What?! It's my brother's gun! 842 01:10:58,727 --> 01:11:00,331 But it has no silencer! 843 01:11:00,447 --> 01:11:03,257 You put a cushion on his face and shoot through it. 844 01:11:03,288 --> 01:11:04,653 I know that it has the same effect. 845 01:11:04,767 --> 01:11:07,062 To pull out the cushion from behind his head and put it on him? 846 01:11:07,067 --> 01:11:08,692 Don't you think he will wake up? 847 01:11:08,807 --> 01:11:12,175 There's a little cushion on the sofa, at the entrance. Take that! 848 01:11:12,287 --> 01:11:15,734 Where is he sleeping? - It's dawning! - On a camp bed in the corridor! 849 01:11:15,847 --> 01:11:19,488 Lawyer, if it were like fun, I'd have come without drawing straws! 850 01:11:19,607 --> 01:11:22,133 It's dawning! - Alright, calm! I go. 851 01:11:25,407 --> 01:11:26,647 Is there a lift? 852 01:11:26,767 --> 01:11:29,418 Yes, 10 Lire are needed. - I haven't got them! 853 01:11:31,367 --> 01:11:34,098 Who has got 10 Lire? - I've got 5. - I haven't got them. 854 01:11:34,687 --> 01:11:37,338 Oh! No, it's a penny. But go on foot! 855 01:11:37,447 --> 01:11:40,974 8 floors! My heart will be thumping, my hand will be trembling. 856 01:11:41,127 --> 01:11:43,778 How is that possible with this? - Rotten! - Enough! 857 01:11:43,887 --> 01:11:45,298 I'll kill you! 858 01:11:48,927 --> 01:11:50,008 C'mon! 859 01:12:04,207 --> 01:12:05,368 Where are going? 860 01:12:06,767 --> 01:12:09,816 We go whoring. - Do you really think it's the right moment? 861 01:12:10,287 --> 01:12:13,177 It's for our alibi! - We'll ask someone what's the time. 862 01:12:15,687 --> 01:12:18,896 Let's go. - Hey! There's a car! 863 01:12:22,087 --> 01:12:25,375 Excuse us! Don't you know what's the time, please? 864 01:12:26,247 --> 01:12:28,215 It's ten past three. 865 01:12:28,527 --> 01:12:33,977 You said it's ten past three? Thanks! - Look at us carefully. We're here. 866 01:12:34,087 --> 01:12:37,296 I'm like that. He has got a beard. He's that handsome boy. 867 01:12:37,407 --> 01:12:39,057 And this gentleman... - Quiet! 868 01:12:39,167 --> 01:12:41,647 I had told to your boss to leave me alone! 869 01:12:41,767 --> 01:12:43,132 We're only awaiting. 870 01:13:40,967 --> 01:13:41,968 He has gone away. 871 01:13:57,287 --> 01:13:58,334 Oh! 872 01:14:02,047 --> 01:14:03,173 The signal! 873 01:14:12,247 --> 01:14:13,294 So what? 874 01:14:13,967 --> 01:14:14,968 Done? 875 01:14:16,367 --> 01:14:17,414 Who knows? 876 01:14:20,927 --> 01:14:22,577 What? Haven't you killed him? 877 01:14:23,207 --> 01:14:25,369 No! - I thought so. 878 01:14:29,847 --> 01:14:32,418 But you made the signal! - There're some news. 879 01:14:32,527 --> 01:14:34,450 Has he gone away? - No. 880 01:14:35,407 --> 01:14:41,255 Rather, I'd say he's...settled down. - Why didn't you shoot? 881 01:14:42,967 --> 01:14:47,291 Well, because I was afraid to hit your wife while sleeping. 882 01:14:47,487 --> 01:14:49,490 What she has to do with it? 883 01:14:49,495 --> 01:14:51,890 If he sleeps in the corridor and my wife in bedroom... 884 01:14:55,007 --> 01:14:56,930 What's happening? - He's a cheated-on husband! 885 01:15:03,895 --> 01:15:05,895 That's not true, it's just an excuse. 886 01:15:06,685 --> 01:15:10,325 You're a liar. - No, I wish. 887 01:15:11,460 --> 01:15:14,965 Things like these may happen. That's why I didn't shoot. 888 01:15:14,970 --> 01:15:18,465 It's your turn. I didn't want to deprive you of this sacrosanct right. 889 01:15:19,930 --> 01:15:23,760 And, from a certain point of view, it's a bit just what the doctor ordered. 890 01:15:25,780 --> 01:15:29,300 Which doctor? - Anything may happen, it'll always be a honor killing. 891 01:15:30,607 --> 01:15:33,133 We still have the law section no. 58, thanks to God! 892 01:15:34,807 --> 01:15:38,095 The gun! - No! By my own hands! 893 01:15:38,327 --> 01:15:41,456 I'll strangle that whore, that slut! 894 01:15:41,887 --> 01:15:44,618 What, will he strangle a whore? - He will kill his wife! 895 01:15:50,207 --> 01:15:52,892 No, Natale, please! 896 01:15:53,247 --> 01:15:54,737 Do not hurt me! 897 01:15:59,087 --> 01:16:01,533 Oh! No! Help! - Clear off! 898 01:16:03,047 --> 01:16:05,368 No! - I'll kill you! 899 01:16:05,567 --> 01:16:06,853 Here he is! 900 01:16:07,287 --> 01:16:08,288 Let me go! 901 01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:09,733 Stop him! 902 01:16:12,927 --> 01:16:16,170 Stop him, boy! - No, Natale! Help! 903 01:16:16,407 --> 01:16:18,455 Honourable, you're missing the target! 904 01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:22,496 First him, as long as you're rash! Him! 905 01:16:24,007 --> 01:16:27,489 Honourable! Are you going mad? You'll carry out a slaughter! 906 01:16:27,607 --> 01:16:31,054 One dead is enough! - No! It's me! I'm Femore! 907 01:16:31,687 --> 01:16:34,770 Honourable! Pay heed to a lawyer! 908 01:16:35,567 --> 01:16:36,568 Make room! 909 01:16:36,687 --> 01:16:39,577 Do not let him run away! Where are you, yucky? 910 01:16:40,527 --> 01:16:44,248 Open! I met you in a grave and will take you back to a grave! 911 01:16:44,367 --> 01:16:47,450 Honourable! Do not pick on your wife. Women are weak. 912 01:16:47,567 --> 01:16:49,854 He actually seduced her. - Kill him brutally! 913 01:16:49,967 --> 01:16:52,971 Do not hurt him! - Take the gun in the bedroom! 914 01:16:53,527 --> 01:16:54,972 Honourable, you're cheated-on! 915 01:16:55,167 --> 01:16:56,976 Extend the avenging arm! 916 01:16:57,207 --> 01:16:59,016 The door! - Excuse me. 917 01:16:59,527 --> 01:17:02,610 Open! Your husband's arm! You will break it! 918 01:17:02,727 --> 01:17:03,888 Open! 919 01:17:04,007 --> 01:17:06,294 Madam, please! 920 01:17:18,207 --> 01:17:19,652 He was going to shoot himself. 921 01:17:20,687 --> 01:17:21,688 What? 922 01:17:22,247 --> 01:17:23,817 And you have blocked him? 923 01:17:26,247 --> 01:17:27,931 Oh my! 924 01:17:28,887 --> 01:17:31,891 He wants to shoot himself and you block him? Wretch! 925 01:17:32,007 --> 01:17:33,816 Quiet! Turn the light off! 926 01:17:34,367 --> 01:17:36,654 The whole building must have heard! Quiet! 927 01:17:38,687 --> 01:17:39,688 No. 928 01:17:45,007 --> 01:17:48,375 Go ahead, it's your turn! - What a shame! 929 01:17:49,527 --> 01:17:54,693 Hippie cheated-on by a nazi. - Right! He's a nazi! 930 01:17:54,847 --> 01:17:57,168 I can't think about it. - He's not a nazi! 931 01:17:57,287 --> 01:18:00,655 Shut up, whore! - Madam, at least have a good taste! 932 01:18:00,847 --> 01:18:03,453 Shoot. Oh, no! First th small pillow! Give him! 933 01:18:04,567 --> 01:18:07,969 With a nazi! - No, you don't know who is. They have swindled you. 934 01:18:08,087 --> 01:18:09,976 He's the boss of Cola-Cola! 935 01:18:10,567 --> 01:18:13,730 She said she wants Cola-Cola? - Madam, please, clear off! 936 01:18:13,847 --> 01:18:17,408 No! He's a benefactor for human kind. He knows the formula of Cola-Cola... 937 01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:21,009 ...and wants to give it to Russians to make them be better. - Let us work. 938 01:18:21,127 --> 01:18:22,731 Keep still! Let me understand. 939 01:18:24,327 --> 01:18:26,329 He's not a nazi? - No! 940 01:18:29,327 --> 01:18:34,208 What's that story, the Cola-Cola, the formula? Make yourself clear! 941 01:18:36,127 --> 01:18:37,617 Do you want to hug me? 942 01:18:39,207 --> 01:18:42,416 Without you forgiving me, it's impossible for me to live. 943 01:18:42,927 --> 01:18:44,213 I'm Quacker. 944 01:18:45,447 --> 01:18:47,256 What? - Quake! 945 01:18:47,647 --> 01:18:53,370 No, Quacker! - Yes, what is that? - A kind of duck. 946 01:18:53,487 --> 01:18:56,536 Quacker! A Protestant sect which migrated to USA in the 16th century. 947 01:18:56,647 --> 01:18:59,617 They have everything in common, women included too. - But even our women? 948 01:18:59,727 --> 01:19:02,048 We Quackers are all brothers in Christ... 949 01:19:02,167 --> 01:19:03,931 ...and you're my brother too. 950 01:19:04,967 --> 01:19:06,298 And I've offended you. 951 01:19:06,767 --> 01:19:11,056 I never knew before an Italian woman, who's a real woman. 952 01:19:11,887 --> 01:19:14,857 That's why I fell into sin! I've offended you. 953 01:19:15,967 --> 01:19:20,416 Will you forgive and hug me Christianly? 954 01:19:20,887 --> 01:19:24,687 Again! I want to know what this Cola-Cola has to do with it. 955 01:19:24,807 --> 01:19:27,811 Hug me, please! - Nooo! 956 01:19:30,367 --> 01:19:32,734 Hug him or he won't speak. - No! 957 01:19:32,887 --> 01:19:35,333 Ok, he's a Quacker, but he seems to exaggerate to me! 958 01:19:35,447 --> 01:19:36,608 Will I hug him? 959 01:19:39,087 --> 01:19:41,931 I'll hug you: I'm his lawyer, I can hug you by proxy! 960 01:19:44,607 --> 01:19:46,769 Look what I have to see! 961 01:19:47,767 --> 01:19:50,930 Only we, twelve heirs of the founders of Cola-Cola,... 962 01:19:51,567 --> 01:19:54,298 ...are aware of the secret of its production. 963 01:19:55,287 --> 01:19:57,893 And I've all here in my head,... 964 01:19:58,807 --> 01:20:01,572 ...how to make the syrup which is its basis. 965 01:20:01,687 --> 01:20:06,249 Cola-Cola has become bigger than Ford and Fiat! 966 01:20:06,367 --> 01:20:10,736 Any people like it as it's salutary, healthy and it's a great drink! 967 01:20:11,087 --> 01:20:14,694 It has changed the world and brought happiness. - Not at all! 968 01:20:15,847 --> 01:20:17,929 Everyone's more happy, apart in Russia. 969 01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:21,890 There's no Cola-Cola there. I was in Russia. 970 01:20:22,407 --> 01:20:25,775 I drank their bad drinks from automatic machines. 971 01:20:26,047 --> 01:20:27,458 Awful! 972 01:20:27,767 --> 01:20:30,498 I had to spit. A crisis has started... 973 01:20:30,967 --> 01:20:32,651 ...not a political but a human crisis! 974 01:20:33,407 --> 01:20:38,049 I read and studied several books about atomic scientists. 975 01:20:39,487 --> 01:20:42,331 When America had got atomic bomb but Russia hadn't,... 976 01:20:42,887 --> 01:20:46,608 ...the scientists Fuchs, Oppenheimer, Pontecorvo... - Who are they? 977 01:20:46,767 --> 01:20:49,850 ...gave the bomb to Russia too to create a world stability. 978 01:20:51,687 --> 01:20:53,815 I've decided too. 979 01:20:54,887 --> 01:20:58,448 Today Cola-Cola's a symbol of peace, joy, wealth,... 980 01:21:00,647 --> 01:21:02,536 ...gorgeous women, walks. 981 01:21:04,007 --> 01:21:07,568 I also have to create a stability as half the world... 982 01:21:08,247 --> 01:21:13,174 ...has got Cola-Cola and the other half hasn't. It's risky! 983 01:21:15,007 --> 01:21:19,968 Right? Got it? - Sure, it's! They got it! 984 01:21:20,087 --> 01:21:21,213 Shut up, whore! 985 01:21:21,850 --> 01:21:25,793 Well, you want us to believe they will get rid of your for that trifle. 986 01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:28,265 This is not a trifle. - Really? 987 01:21:28,660 --> 01:21:32,065 So CIA and American government come in action, I'm called to a meeting... 988 01:21:32,070 --> 01:21:35,460 ...at London and they will pay me 60 million Lire for a fizzy drink. 989 01:21:37,670 --> 01:21:40,810 Not CIA or government, you don't know, it's industrial espionage! 990 01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:44,710 My country is big but cruel, capitalism is cruel! 991 01:21:47,060 --> 01:21:50,110 A terrible industrial war, more terrible than real war! 992 01:21:50,115 --> 01:21:55,270 It may be true, you know. It's all about tons of money! 993 01:21:55,737 --> 01:21:59,610 I was contacted by Russian agents here, later one of them was captured,... 994 01:21:59,615 --> 01:22:02,500 ...tortured, forced to speak and killed! 995 01:22:02,510 --> 01:22:05,275 Also you saw him at the bookstore! - Do not touch me! 996 01:22:05,970 --> 01:22:08,900 But now he was able to regain his contacts here. All is ready. 997 01:22:08,905 --> 01:22:10,490 They will come and get him this morning. - What? 998 01:22:11,330 --> 01:22:12,810 Yes! Come and see, if you don't believe it. 999 01:22:15,927 --> 01:22:17,133 It depends on you. 1000 01:22:18,207 --> 01:22:20,369 Let me accomplish my mission, please! 1001 01:22:30,327 --> 01:22:31,488 What is this? 1002 01:22:32,487 --> 01:22:35,093 The case by which the Russians will bring home... 1003 01:22:35,927 --> 01:22:37,417 ...mr Cola-Cola. 1004 01:22:47,207 --> 01:22:48,572 Hello, who's speaking? 1005 01:22:49,767 --> 01:22:51,132 Just a moment, please. 1006 01:22:52,087 --> 01:22:54,567 Hello? Just a moment. 1007 01:22:57,007 --> 01:22:59,009 Who is? - The two men outside. 1008 01:22:59,727 --> 01:23:03,812 What will we tell them? - I know what to tell to that traitor of their boss! 1009 01:23:03,819 --> 01:23:05,460 Let's not lose our heads! 1010 01:23:05,487 --> 01:23:08,536 Let me do, I'll speak! 1011 01:23:09,967 --> 01:23:11,537 What's up? What do you want? 1012 01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:14,213 We're working! Why? Which gunshot? 1013 01:23:15,007 --> 01:23:17,055 Yes, it was the deathblow. 1014 01:23:17,887 --> 01:23:19,935 We're not here to have fun! 1015 01:23:20,087 --> 01:23:23,569 We have to wash the blood and erase the tracks... 1016 01:23:27,327 --> 01:23:33,972 Have you heard? How can we do it with those two awaiting us outside? 1017 01:23:34,607 --> 01:23:39,454 Anyway, I realize that with such a deal... 1018 01:23:40,527 --> 01:23:44,293 Out of curiosity, how much will the Russians give you for the formula? 1019 01:23:44,687 --> 01:23:46,496 One dollar. - What? 1020 01:23:46,927 --> 01:23:49,931 How much is it? - 625 Lire. 1021 01:23:50,287 --> 01:23:53,655 Are you crazy? - It must be a symbolic price. 1022 01:23:53,967 --> 01:23:56,413 Who knows how much they will give him, if the gentleman... 1023 01:23:56,527 --> 01:23:58,655 ...weren't a dreamer! Right? 1024 01:23:59,047 --> 01:24:02,893 Sure, there's no price, but I'd be a traitor of my nation. 1025 01:24:03,447 --> 01:24:05,336 Right, you'd be a traitor... 1026 01:24:05,807 --> 01:24:06,808 I see. 1027 01:24:06,967 --> 01:24:09,174 Thanks, my friends. - You're welcome. Don't mention it. 1028 01:24:11,487 --> 01:24:13,694 Excuse me, I'm starting to get ready. 1029 01:24:20,647 --> 01:24:22,729 What to do? Will we throw him out this way? 1030 01:24:22,847 --> 01:24:27,569 Honourable, we have to take a decision. - Which one? 1031 01:24:28,327 --> 01:24:29,567 You tell me! 1032 01:24:31,367 --> 01:24:35,088 I'd have to kill her as she betrayed me and him as he made me a cuckold. 1033 01:24:35,207 --> 01:24:39,576 So I'd play into the hands of Charles, who has swindled me. That crummy! 1034 01:24:39,687 --> 01:24:42,691 Well, first I've to kill Charles and then his two men outside. 1035 01:24:42,807 --> 01:24:45,697 Well, I've to carry out a slaughter! What to do? What? 1036 01:24:46,087 --> 01:24:47,452 Or will I kill myself? 1037 01:24:48,527 --> 01:24:52,452 My head is splitting! Oh my! My head! 1038 01:24:53,047 --> 01:24:55,812 My head! How it hurts! 1039 01:24:56,807 --> 01:24:58,013 That's because he's a cuckold. 1040 01:25:12,607 --> 01:25:16,532 Done. He will leave for St. Peter closed in the double bass' case. 1041 01:27:21,727 --> 01:27:24,571 If you don't speak Italian, I won't understand anything. 1042 01:27:24,687 --> 01:27:27,896 Mr Stevens, we welcome you to the Soviet territory. 1043 01:27:28,007 --> 01:27:31,693 Excuse me, you're American and don't understand English? 1044 01:27:31,807 --> 01:27:34,014 Because I'm not American. Surprise! 1045 01:27:41,327 --> 01:27:44,695 So, who are you? - I'm the leader of the Italian Secret Service,... 1046 01:27:44,807 --> 01:27:46,855 Industrial and commercial espionage. May I? 1047 01:27:52,607 --> 01:27:53,608 Can it be opened? 1048 01:27:53,727 --> 01:27:56,492 Our commercial responsible was waiting for another person. 1049 01:27:56,607 --> 01:27:58,496 We ask for an explanation. - I'll give you. 1050 01:27:58,607 --> 01:28:00,928 Mr Cola-Cola is my hands now. 1051 01:28:02,447 --> 01:28:05,690 I'm here in order to negotiate his selling. Translate! 1052 01:28:05,847 --> 01:28:07,053 I didn't get the sense of it. 1053 01:28:11,167 --> 01:28:14,808 If you want Cola-Cola, the price is 5 million dollars. 1054 01:28:15,647 --> 01:28:19,129 Cha-ching! - What does "cha-ching" mean? 1055 01:28:19,247 --> 01:28:20,214 Cash. 1056 01:28:20,887 --> 01:28:23,254 Here. 1057 01:28:23,727 --> 01:28:25,377 Again that howl! 1058 01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:31,297 It'll be having an effect for 7 hours... 1059 01:28:32,087 --> 01:28:35,534 It's midnight. The next one at 6:30 a.m. 1060 01:28:41,207 --> 01:28:45,451 That was the wind. I give him chicken and vegetables to eat. 1061 01:28:48,087 --> 01:28:52,092 Here's the pap. That's for the love of Ramirez the lawyer,... 1062 01:28:52,207 --> 01:28:57,168 ...son of a bitch! He had to bring me cognac and cigarettes, but doesn't care! 1063 01:28:57,767 --> 01:28:58,928 Will be they still awake for long? 1064 01:28:59,047 --> 01:29:02,130 We're awaiting an important call. - A long-distance one! 1065 01:29:02,247 --> 01:29:03,578 Go to sleep! 1066 01:29:05,527 --> 01:29:06,528 So what? 1067 01:29:06,687 --> 01:29:08,451 Two 7. - Very good! 1068 01:29:12,007 --> 01:29:15,250 Oh! If we will succeed in this affair, this means 1 million,... 1069 01:29:15,367 --> 01:29:16,368 ...otherwise it'll be 100 Lire. 1070 01:30:08,007 --> 01:30:11,614 Oh, the countryside! By living in town we have forgotten it. 1071 01:30:11,727 --> 01:30:14,173 Hey! Where are you going? 1072 01:30:15,407 --> 01:30:17,375 What are you doing there? - What are actually you doing?! 1073 01:30:17,487 --> 01:30:20,650 Are you gathering flowers? - At least a justification to get into... 1074 01:30:20,767 --> 01:30:22,929 ...the cemetery to bring you the supplies, right? 1075 01:30:23,047 --> 01:30:26,096 It's about time! All night long without smoking amid deads and howl! 1076 01:30:26,207 --> 01:30:28,653 If I didn't get out to look for a cigarette, I'd have driven crazy! 1077 01:30:28,767 --> 01:30:31,611 Have you left him alone? - One minute! He's sleeping anyway! - Boy! 1078 01:30:32,287 --> 01:30:33,937 Lawyer! - What? 1079 01:30:34,047 --> 01:30:36,971 Isn't strange a guy who goes and takes cigarettes with a cover? 1080 01:30:37,087 --> 01:30:38,771 Yes, that's a strange and suspicious thing. 1081 01:30:42,127 --> 01:30:43,128 Here he is! 1082 01:30:44,927 --> 01:30:47,089 What is he doing? Is he praying? - He's the quake! 1083 01:30:47,207 --> 01:30:48,777 Quacker! 1084 01:30:49,087 --> 01:30:51,488 Mr Edward! - Seller of drinks! 1085 01:30:51,687 --> 01:30:53,337 He's fallen asleep again, what did I tell you? 1086 01:30:55,767 --> 01:30:58,532 Now I'll give him another little injection, so he will sleep happily. 1087 01:31:07,327 --> 01:31:08,374 What's up? 1088 01:31:09,607 --> 01:31:12,611 He has got the... -...gun. 1089 01:31:12,887 --> 01:31:13,934 What's up? 1090 01:31:15,567 --> 01:31:16,693 There's the... 1091 01:31:18,847 --> 01:31:20,133 ...gun. 1092 01:31:20,327 --> 01:31:22,978 And he has also a hole... 1093 01:31:23,167 --> 01:31:24,407 A hole. - Right. 1094 01:31:25,487 --> 01:31:26,488 Here. 1095 01:31:29,527 --> 01:31:30,688 He has shot himself. 1096 01:31:30,887 --> 01:31:33,891 Hurrah, boys! Hippie has just called! 1097 01:31:34,007 --> 01:31:39,047 The Russians are ok with it! Deal! They agree! 1098 01:31:39,647 --> 01:31:41,490 Deal! 1099 01:31:46,007 --> 01:31:49,011 He says that they are coming and taking him by a hearse today! 1100 01:31:50,207 --> 01:31:51,732 Can he pass for a dead? 1101 01:31:52,487 --> 01:31:54,489 Can he pass for a dead through customs? 1102 01:31:57,927 --> 01:32:04,776 Yes, I'd say so. - Fine! It's 3 billions! We're rich! 1103 01:32:08,967 --> 01:32:10,968 Why are you coming to blows? 1104 01:32:23,727 --> 01:32:26,378 Draw the coffin down. The coffin! 1105 01:32:32,167 --> 01:32:35,376 Hey! Can he pass for a dead? - No worries. 1106 01:32:39,327 --> 01:32:41,978 We're rich, boys! 3 billions! 1107 01:32:42,527 --> 01:32:46,248 Who's in troubles, forget them! A new life! I'll go to Tahiti! 1108 01:32:46,767 --> 01:32:50,613 What's happened to you? - He felt down. - I'm sorry. 1109 01:32:50,727 --> 01:32:52,570 Is he ok? Did you give him the injection? 1110 01:32:52,687 --> 01:32:55,167 You decide. - He must wake up once he has reached his destination. 1111 01:32:55,287 --> 01:32:57,210 No point in waiting for him to wake up. 1112 01:32:57,327 --> 01:32:58,488 Look. 1113 01:32:59,487 --> 01:33:01,330 Perfect. A corpse. 1114 01:33:01,927 --> 01:33:04,248 He seems to breathe. - He breathes for sure! 1115 01:33:09,367 --> 01:33:10,448 Here he is. 1116 01:33:27,807 --> 01:33:31,414 He says that it's alright. - Quick! Help me! Let's place him into the coffin! 1117 01:33:33,247 --> 01:33:38,572 Comrade! Have you made some little holes on the coffin for air? 1118 01:33:39,207 --> 01:33:42,928 To breathe? Because if he dies... - You'll keep him! 1119 01:33:43,087 --> 01:33:44,657 Yes. - Well said! 1120 01:33:44,927 --> 01:33:46,929 What about the money? - When will they pay? 1121 01:33:47,047 --> 01:33:48,128 Everything's ok. 1122 01:33:48,247 --> 01:33:50,210 Everything's ok, but I can't see... - These billions! 1123 01:33:50,215 --> 01:33:51,456 They'll leave shortly... 1124 01:33:51,567 --> 01:33:54,218 Only one man will leave. The one with the case will stay. 1125 01:33:54,327 --> 01:33:56,329 Oh! Does he keep the money in the case and will he give us? 1126 01:33:56,447 --> 01:33:58,260 No, there're only his pajamas and underwear in the case. 1127 01:33:58,265 --> 01:34:01,122 Such a huge amount won't be paid without a control. 1128 01:34:01,127 --> 01:34:04,051 What does it mean? - He's already controlled and said it's ok. 1129 01:34:04,167 --> 01:34:05,817 Where are going? - Careful! 1130 01:34:10,727 --> 01:34:15,016 They want to check the formula. They leave us the man with moustache as a hostage. 1131 01:34:15,207 --> 01:34:19,132 We can even kill him if the sum won't be paid within 3 days. 1132 01:34:19,407 --> 01:34:20,568 Us?! 1133 01:34:21,527 --> 01:34:23,097 Go ahead! 1134 01:34:25,647 --> 01:34:28,969 It's a mere formality. There will no need for it, as soon as he... 1135 01:34:38,367 --> 01:34:42,531 As soon as the American awakes, he'll give them the formula and we'll be paid off. 1136 01:34:42,647 --> 01:34:44,775 We're on a sure ground! - No. 1137 01:34:45,287 --> 01:34:48,052 Why not? - Because he won't give them the formula. 1138 01:34:48,207 --> 01:34:50,175 Why? Isn't his dream? 1139 01:34:51,487 --> 01:34:52,932 They're leaving. They're taking him away! 1140 01:34:54,087 --> 01:34:55,088 So what? 1141 01:34:55,207 --> 01:34:58,256 Idiot! What are you doing? - Let's draw the coffin down! 1142 01:34:59,687 --> 01:35:01,974 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 1143 01:35:04,807 --> 01:35:07,413 I've come to an agreement with Soviet government! 1144 01:35:07,647 --> 01:35:09,411 Who cares! 1145 01:35:11,047 --> 01:35:13,095 But he's dead! - Is he dead? - Yes! 1146 01:35:13,207 --> 01:35:15,050 Who has killed him? - He shot himself. 1147 01:35:15,167 --> 01:35:17,693 Let's get back the coffin, at least we'll sell it to the Americans! 1148 01:35:22,767 --> 01:35:26,089 What? I sell him alive for 3 billions and you make me find him dead? 1149 01:35:26,207 --> 01:35:28,813 He's still 100,000 dollars worthy! 1150 01:35:31,327 --> 01:35:34,410 Catch his leg, Femore! - Be good! 1151 01:35:34,527 --> 01:35:36,370 At least come and help us! 1152 01:35:38,447 --> 01:35:43,055 Catch his arm, Honourable! - The other one! We're already two on this! 1153 01:35:43,167 --> 01:35:45,056 Block his arm! 1154 01:35:45,647 --> 01:35:47,137 Here, this way! 1155 01:35:49,847 --> 01:35:52,453 Done. Now we can take the coffin. 1156 01:35:53,287 --> 01:35:55,051 I we take the coffin, we have to let him go. 1157 01:35:55,167 --> 01:35:57,295 And if we let him go, he won't let us take the coffin. 1158 01:35:57,407 --> 01:36:00,217 So, what to do? Will we stay here forever? 1159 01:36:00,327 --> 01:36:04,173 We must hit his head. - Yes, let's do it! 1160 01:36:04,287 --> 01:36:05,288 I cannot reach it. 1161 01:36:05,767 --> 01:36:08,737 Let's bang him against the van as a battering-ram! - Yes! - Alright! 1162 01:36:10,167 --> 01:36:12,568 C'mon! - Oooh... 1163 01:36:14,247 --> 01:36:15,294 What? 1164 01:36:17,447 --> 01:36:21,816 What has he said? - Who knows. More and less, hands up. 1165 01:36:35,847 --> 01:36:39,568 What do these ones want? - It's the same in English! 1166 01:36:58,687 --> 01:37:00,451 Hello, Hippie! 1167 01:37:02,887 --> 01:37:05,128 Hi! How were you able to find me? 1168 01:37:05,367 --> 01:37:06,857 We'll talk about it another time. 1169 01:37:08,567 --> 01:37:12,538 Just hope that I've come in time. Where's the nazi? 1170 01:37:13,487 --> 01:37:15,569 Mission accomplished, mr colonel. 1171 01:37:15,687 --> 01:37:18,691 Boys, c'mon! Show him! - Sure! - Quick! 1172 01:37:18,807 --> 01:37:21,890 This way, please, if you want to observe his corpse by your eyes. 1173 01:37:39,087 --> 01:37:40,498 Well done! 1174 01:37:40,607 --> 01:37:42,291 All is well that ends well. 1175 01:37:42,407 --> 01:37:47,698 Rather, excuse me if I talk about trivial things, but...- Oh, the money. 1176 01:37:47,807 --> 01:37:50,208 How much did we say? - 100,000 dollars. 1177 01:37:50,327 --> 01:37:52,728 5 equal parts! - Well! I'd given up hope of it. 1178 01:37:53,367 --> 01:37:56,689 Also this time Hippie has not missed his nazi. 1179 01:37:58,367 --> 01:37:59,414 No. 1180 01:37:59,567 --> 01:38:01,968 What? But if... - I never cheated anyone. 1181 01:38:03,167 --> 01:38:06,296 I didn't kill him. He killed himself. 1182 01:38:06,407 --> 01:38:09,013 What does the colonel care for it? - Quiet! 1183 01:38:10,207 --> 01:38:12,209 I don't want your dirty money. 1184 01:38:12,567 --> 01:38:15,696 I'm just feeling sorry because I didn't left you nailed onto that wall... 1185 01:38:15,807 --> 01:38:18,572 ...20 years ago. - These are old things! - It's all water under the bridge! 1186 01:38:18,687 --> 01:38:21,850 Quiet, idiots! We'll get the triple from the newspapers... 1187 01:38:22,607 --> 01:38:26,168 ...for a bomb like this. - A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! 1188 01:38:26,367 --> 01:38:33,330 Or your Cola-Cola will pay us 3 billion Lire. And...cha-ching! 1189 01:38:34,167 --> 01:38:36,295 If you want us to keep our mouths shut. 1190 01:38:41,967 --> 01:38:43,207 You're sly, aren't you? 1191 01:38:43,727 --> 01:38:46,617 Alright. It seems a reasonable request to me. 1192 01:38:47,887 --> 01:38:50,174 Come to London and we will come to an agreement. 1193 01:38:50,287 --> 01:38:53,177 If we leave right now, we will be in time for a tea. 1194 01:38:53,407 --> 01:38:56,138 I prefer the coffee, to be honest. 1195 01:38:56,447 --> 01:38:58,654 My head's splitting! 1196 01:39:01,207 --> 01:39:04,097 Is it sure they won't remember anything? - Almost nothing. 1197 01:39:04,847 --> 01:39:09,728 Only a few things: man, woman, hunger, thirst, sleep. 1198 01:39:10,047 --> 01:39:13,529 All the rest will be erased and their brains totally washed! 1199 01:39:38,847 --> 01:39:40,417 Well, that's the Kremlin. 1200 01:39:41,767 --> 01:39:44,338 So, we must be in Paris for sure. 1201 01:39:46,127 --> 01:39:49,415 Or at Pisa. - No. And...what's the name of? 1202 01:39:49,767 --> 01:39:51,212 Pisa is good for me. 1203 01:39:51,567 --> 01:39:53,808 Rome! It's written here! 1204 01:40:01,207 --> 01:40:02,777 Do you know her? - What? 1205 01:40:02,887 --> 01:40:04,537 Have you already been in this Rome? 1206 01:40:04,647 --> 01:40:08,015 No, never. - Me neither. Maybe as a child, with my parents... 1207 01:40:08,447 --> 01:40:09,733 What a beautiful woman. 1208 01:40:09,887 --> 01:40:12,538 She's not my type. - Instead she's just my type. 1209 01:40:13,167 --> 01:40:16,489 So refined, delicate...a woman like that is very serious. 1210 01:40:21,207 --> 01:40:24,734 It may better if...Thanks for your company and goodbye. 1211 01:40:24,847 --> 01:40:28,294 We've been making this trip together and didn't even introduce ourselves! 1212 01:40:28,407 --> 01:40:31,934 May I introduce myself? My name's...thing... 1213 01:40:32,247 --> 01:40:35,091 Well...mine too. - Yes, sure. 1214 01:40:35,207 --> 01:40:37,448 Nice to meet you. - I am me. 1215 01:40:37,727 --> 01:40:39,809 Nice to meet you! - As you like! 1216 01:40:40,487 --> 01:40:43,650 Oh! Nice to meet you! - Bon appetit! 1217 01:40:43,847 --> 01:40:45,795 Thanks. Anyway, when moving on to the introductions... 1218 01:40:45,800 --> 01:40:47,408 ...everybody never gets the names. 1219 01:40:47,527 --> 01:40:49,211 Sure. 1220 01:41:05,007 --> 01:41:08,898 If I accept an invite by a stranger, what will you think about me? 1221 01:41:10,727 --> 01:41:13,810 I'll answer to you with a question: are you married? 1222 01:41:14,647 --> 01:41:16,490 No, I don't think so. 1223 01:41:16,807 --> 01:41:17,968 Are you engaged? 1224 01:41:18,767 --> 01:41:19,893 I don't think so. 1225 01:41:20,007 --> 01:41:24,968 Well, will we get on... what's its name? - Horse! 1226 01:41:25,927 --> 01:41:28,089 No, the...Oh! 1227 01:41:29,327 --> 01:41:30,453 Coach! 1228 01:41:31,567 --> 01:41:32,614 Are you talking to me? 1229 01:41:33,647 --> 01:41:34,648 Where are we going? 1230 01:41:34,767 --> 01:41:38,294 Wherever you like. We're stranger! Show us this Rome! 1231 01:41:49,660 --> 01:41:56,060 That's how it's gone in the end... 1232 01:41:56,065 --> 01:41:58,959 fansubs by quidtum June 2014 98732