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BIRDS CHIRPING

ALARM CLOCK RINGS

MUSIC: 'Do I Love You?'
by Frank Wilson

Good morning, darling.

# Do I love you?

# As long as there is life in me
Your happiness is guaranteed

# I'll fill your heart with ecstasy
Forever, darling

# Do I love you...? #

Good morning, Father.
Morning, champ.

Hope you cleaned up after yourself?
Of course.

# Do I love you? Indeed I do

# Sweet darling, indeed I do

# The very thing
That I want most... #

Thank you, girls.

BOTH: You're welcome.

# From early morning
Till late at night

# You fill my heart
With pure delight

# Do I love you?

# Whenever I lay me down to sleep...
BELL DINGS

# And bring you home safe to me
Forever, darling

# Do I love you?

# Do I love you?

# Do I love you? Indeed I do

# Sweet darling, indeed I do... #

HE GROANS,
VEHICLE REVERSING OUTSIDE

DOG BARKING

Oh, God. Close the shutters.

Sorry, darling.
Look, don't call me darling,

it sounds weird.
Right.

All right?
All right.

Matt! Matt! Have you seen
the state of it in there?

Wha...? Oi!
HE PROTESTS

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Right! That's it.
House meeting, in here, ten minutes!

Excuse me?

20 minutes.

Whenever you're ready.

JENNY: Chuck us the tea,
will you, love?

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Well? How do I look?
Like you're going to court.

I AM going to court.

Yeah, but you look like
you're the one on trial.

Honestly, Pete, you do realise
most people would rather be

on death row than do jury service?

Not me.
I happen to consider it an honour.

Yeah. We picked up on that.

CELESTIAL MUSIC

MUSIC CRESCENDOS
I've been chosen!

MUSIC CUTS OFF

I don't know why you're getting
so excited.

It'll probably just be someone
with ten years' worth

of unpaid parking fines
or something.

It's hardly likely to be
a serial killer, is it? Might be.

Right, I better get going before
I'm held in contempt of court.

Are you guys ready?
Yeah.

See you later.
See you.

I'm, er,
meeting Adam and David later.

I'm going to try and lay
my male bonding proposal on them,

try and get things back to normal
again. Mm.

Normal'd be nice.
I'll see you tonight, though.

See you, Judge Judy.

Ha!

Right,
quick sup of wakey-wakey juice,

and I'm off to my hair appointment.
Do you want to come with me?

Jen?
Eh?

Oh. Erm, no, course not.
What they gonna do with mine?

Stick it through a washing machine?
No, you get off, you're all right.

You sure?
What are you going to do all day?

Erm... absolutely anything I want!

I'm Jenny 2.0 now, remember?

I could drink champagne
from a shoe all day if I wanted.

Ooh!
In fact, I think I might.

Maybe not one of Pete's, though, eh?

No. Ooh, no, not one of Pete's.

No.

MUSIC: 'Happy Hour'
by The Housemartins

# It's happy hour again
I think I might be happy

# If I wasn't out with them
And they're happy

# It's a lovely place to be

# Happy that the fire is real
The barman is a she

# Where the haircuts smile
And the meaning of style

# Is a night out with the boss

# Where you win or you lose
And it's them who choose

# And if you don't win
Then you've lost

# What a good place to be

# Don't believe it

# Cos they speak
A different language

# And it's never really happened
To me

# Don't believe it, oh, no

# Cos it's happy hour again
And again and again

# It's happy hour again. #

Is this gonna take long?
Some of us have got a job, you know?

Calm down,
you've only been there a day.

Dad's hardly likely to fire you,
is he?

Couldn't if he wanted to,
he's basically a caretaker.

Adam.
Sorry.

Sorry! I'm just trying
to get it out of my system

before tonight's
male bonding exercise,

whatever the hell that is.

Look, as long as
it doesn't involve hugging,

I'll make the effort, OK?

Right, check this out.
Gather, gather.

Ta-da! What do you think?

So, is this some kind of
bathroom rota or something?

No, not just bathroom,
it's got everything on.

Cooking, cleaning, washing up.

Don't see your name down
on the washing-up column, Dad. Um...

Interesting. Yeah, well, obviously,
it still needs some finessing...

And you did all this
all by yourself,

all with different colours
and everything?

Yes, I did.
Great!

You should stick it on the fridge.

KIDS SNIGGER
Um, well...

I could print it... out if...

Oh, that's very funny (!)

Yes.

Look, Matt and I, we're the ones
that land it on you guys.

You know, it's your world that's
been turned upside down, not ours.

I'm just trying to make it better
for you.

For all of us. That's it.

OK, you sure you're not just
freaking out

now all of this
is becoming a reality?

No, I'm trying to show you
it can work, not that it can't.

OK. OK, fine.
We will try your magic system.

Ha-ha! You won't regret it!
The numbers work, Karen.

It's tight, I'm not gonna lie,
but they work.

Five people CAN live together

without everyone having to live
on top of each other, you'll see!

Er...

HEATHER: Ola, everyone!
Heather?

Grandma?
Mum?

Yay!

MUSIC: 'I Fought The Law'
by The Clash

# Breakin' rocks in the hot sun

# I fought the law and the law won

# I fought the law and the law won

# I needed money cos I had none

# I fought the law and the law won

# I fought the law and the... #

Oh, no, no, I'm not... No.

I'm on the jury! I'm one of you!
HE CHUCKLES

It's not about whether
I'm pleased to see you, Mum,

it's about you
appearing on our doorstep,

completely unannounced.

What are you talking about?
Adam asked me to stay.

BOTH: What?
When?

Last Tuesday.

HEATHER ON PHONE: 'The reason
I wanted to talk to her

'was to see if I might be able
to pop over and see you all.

'Just a couple of days.

'I was actually thinking
next Monday.

'Do you think
that might be all right?'

Ye-e-e-e-es!

'Oh! Well, you certainly sound
very happy about it!'

I wanted it to be a surprise!
Oh!

Surprise!
And when you planned this surprise,

did you think about
where she might sleep?

Um...
No. No.

Well, it's not going to be
in the bathroom, is it? No! No. No.

Actually, I thought Matt's room.

Er, I have a question...
Where am I going to sl...?

You'll share with Liv.
I mean, you are a couple.

They're a couple? You're going out?

And you're living with your parents
and THEY'RE going out?

Well, that must be a bit weird.

No. It's fine.

No, actually, it is weird.

Well, it is, isn't it?

And I don't much like being told

where to sleep in my own house,
thank you.

You've barely been here
ten minutes yourself.

Liv!
What?

I just... I don't think
I'd be very comfortable with it, OK?

Not here, anyway.

She's refusing to sleep
with her boyfriend

whilst living under your roof, Mum!

Isn't that meant to be
the other way round?

SHE LAUGHS

Sorry, sorry.

Just, I never used to have
these problems with you, did I?

SHE CHUCKLES

Back when your mum was your age,

I honestly thought she'd wind up
joining a convent or something.

Excuse me!

I had boyfriends. I had a life.
I just didn't tell YOU about it.

Oh, please!
I used to read your diary.

You did what?!

No, do you know what?
This was Adam's surprise,

so Adam can sort out
the sleeping arrangements.

I've got to go. Come on, Ellie.

What, you're going?

I thought we were
going to spend time together?

Well,
that's the thing with surprises,

they're so very, very unexpected.

Have fun, you two.

Oh, here, I suppose someone
could sleep on the sofa!

FRONT DOOR SLAMS

Something tells me you already are,
Dad.

FRONT DOOR SLAMS

Good morning, everybody.
If you'd like to come with me,

I'll get you all briefed,

and then we'll head off
to the court room.

Always nice to see someone
make an effort.

Aw, thanks very much.

Bloody teacher's pet.

FRONT DOOR SHUTS

Oh, hiya. Um, I thought
you'd gone to the hairdressers.

I've been!

JENNY LAUGHS

Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I mean, it looks nice.

Yes. Well,
when I find a style I like,

I stick with it.

And I'm sure that one's
due a comeback any day now.

Right, I can't stand around here
chatting about fashion.

Booked a pole dancing class.

Really?
No, not really.

I'm just gonna have a coffee
with Karen.

But who knows?
Maybe I'll book one for tomorrow.

See you!
Bye, love.

FRONT DOOR SHUTS

I'm off out!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, please.
What? No.

You're not going out, are you?

You can't leave me alone. With her.

She might start asking
awkward questions

about my relationship
with her daughter.

Oh. Welcome to my world.

Aye, but Karen's cool,
she's bonkers.

I've got things to do.
Matt, here... Hey.

She didn't mean it, you know. Liv.

You know, it's like I said,
it's us that landed on them.

It's just going to take a bit of...
re-adjusting.

Yeah, I know.
She's right, isn't she?

It is weird, all this.
What?

This. And it's not as if
we ever had a say in it,

me, her, Ellie.

Trust me, it'll work out.

Sure. I'll see you later.

Adam? Where are you?

HE GROANS QUIETLY

Hey.
This rota thing of yours,

why aren't you
on the washing-up column?

It's a work in progress.

What's that?
Sangria.

Oh. It's OK, I'm technically
still on Spanish time.

There's only one hour's difference.
I know, should have started earlier.

Do you want one?
Um... Good.

Because as my new
potential son-in-law,

I think we should probably

get to know each other
a little better, don't you?

HE LAUGHS

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh,
I really shouldn't.

Heather.

Give her my love, will you?

And Adam my sympathies.

You can give him them yourself,
David.

I gather poor Pete's arranging
another intervention

for you both tonight?
Oh, God, I forgot about that.

Yeah, the male bonding exercise
he's so keen for us to do.

I'm going, I'm going. Don't worry.

I may be many things, Karen,

but I'm not someone who runs
and hides from a problem when it...

Shit!

David?
Outside! Man at the table!

He's my old boss.

The one I sort of blackmailed.
What?!

Long story.
Anyway, he had it coming.

David, why are you hiding?
You were the bigger man!

On that occasion, anyway.
I don't feel very big now.

I cannot let him see me like this.

I thought you were over
all of that loss-of-status,

feeling-sorry-for-yourself nonsense?

It's a lot easier
when you're surrounded by people

with nothing better to do all day.

David,
you have nothing to be ashamed of.

You go out there and you serve him.

We lost sales,
but we'll talk about that next week.

I'll just write that down.

Morning, what can I get you?

Hey. We'll, erm...

Good lord. David Marsden.

Oh. Hello, Roger.

David used to work for me.

Although, originally,
I worked for you, didn't I, David?

So, er, you're a waiter, now?

Actually, I run the place.

Really? I thought this place
was called Mary's?

Hmm.

LAUGHS

It's fine,
I'm just busting your balls.

Seriously, though, I know you've
had a rough couple of years.

It's good to see you
still hanging in there.

Two coffees.

Sure.

There you are, you see.
It wasn't so bad, was it?

Karen, that was brutal.

Yes.

Yes, what?

Yes, I love her.

Thank you!

Honestly, Adam,
hardly a difficult question.

Gonna be a lot tougher
from here on in.

Excellent (!)
I'm winding you up.

Well, sort of winding you up.
Stop sweating.

But she is my daughter,

and I've only had
the barest of information

about all this during
her monthly courtesy calls to me.

For example, I don't know how
David feels about it all.

He's fine with it.
Is he?

No.

But he will be.
He'll get used to it.

Everyone will just get used to it.

And they say romance is dead (!)

Look, the truth is,
neither of us could predict

the different ways
this would affect people.

Our kids, our exes, friends.

It's new to everybody, including us.

But you're committed, both of you?

Of course.

Well, I'm glad to hear it.

So you might want
to stick yourself down

on the washing-up rota,
in that case.

Just to prove it.

GROANS

I'll have a top-up
while you're there.

So, what,
she just arrived without warning?

Something like that, yes.

Hence, Karen hiding here all day.

No, actually, I'm here because

you refuse to do the accounts
at mine when Adam's there.

QUIETLY: Mostly cos I'm hiding
from my mother.

How are you, Jen?

Me? Yeah, I'm great.

In remission. And on a mission.

Speaking of which, you know you were
asking about new book ideas?

Yeah.
Well, I've sort of had an idea.

Me. My story.

Or journey,
as people insist on calling it.

The whole thing's been a right
bloody rollercoaster of emotions,

and I thought by whacking down
all the thoughts and feelings

that I went through... I don't know,
I might help other people.

And... and I'd try and make it funny
in places, obviously.

It's a shit idea, isn't it?

No, listen, listen,
that is a great idea.

It's just one that's already
been done.

Mostly by famous people.

Oh. Yeah.

Bloody celebrities,
they corner everything, don't they?

Even cancer.

Look, it was just a passing thought.

I'll keep thinking.

You off?
Hell, yeah.

Afternoon is young

and I'm way overdue
a spending spree.

The Arndale
ain't gonna know what's hit it.

Have fun, Jen.

You know it, girlfriend. Bye, David.

Bye, Jen.

JUDGE: Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen.

And thank you for being here
and performing your public duty.

This trial should take no longer
than two days.

At this point, I have to give you
several instructions.

Firstly,
it is your duty to try the case

only on the evidence presented
in this courtroom.

Jelly baby?

What?

No, I don't want a jelly baby.
Put them away.

No food and drink was literally
the first thing he told us.

All right, jobsworth. Jesus.

You must not discuss any aspect
of this case with anyone,

other than among yourselves.

That one there. Guilty.
If a friend or family member

should ask you what the case
is about, you simply tell them

that you are not allowed
to talk about it.

DOOR OPENS,
BELL JANGLES

Nice coffee, David.

The corporate world's loss
is the greasy spoon's gain.

In fact, service like that deserves
an appropriately generous tip.

Oh, don't think of it as charity,
David, this is for a job well done.

Actually, you know, Roger, no.
You're wrong.

The corporate world's loss
is MY gain.

The last 30 years, I did what
you're just about to go and do.

Scuttling back to your
sweaty little office,

pushing numbers around
on spreadsheets,

and pretending
it's all so important...

because you've got a tailored suit
and an ergonomic chair. Yay (!)

And it's not that important, is it,
really?

And I don't miss it.

Because for the first time
in my life,

I feel happy and fulfilled.

I'm not putting numbers
on spreadsheets,

but I am putting delicious cakes
on people's plates

and a smile on people's faces.

Oh, and by the way, this is charity.

And the homeless people
of Manchester...

..of which I was one,
thank you for it.

Do come again.

Oh, my God, that was amazing.

Do you know what, David?

It really was.

Yes. If truth be told,
it did feel rather good.

Look after the till for a moment,
Ellie, will you?

I think I'm gonna throw up.

BIRDSONG,
WATER TRICKLING

I don't know why I keep coming here.

I do.

It's the only place where you
don't have to put on a front.

Pretend everything's OK.

It's the only place
you can feel normal.

Normal?

I'm sat talking to someone
who's been dead

for the better part of a year.

EXHALES

I miss you, Charlie.

Everyone thinks I'm OK,
everyone thinks it's over.

That it ended
with my final treatment,

and all that's left
is to grow back my flippin' hair

and celebrate being alive.

You're letting everyone think that.

Yeah, because that's what
it's supposed to be like.

It's not. Is it?

You're just acting how you think
you're supposed to act.

Lying to everyone.

I'm not lying to you.

Nice try, Jen.

I'm not sure I count.

Jesus.

It's like trying to get Oasis
to reform.

I'm not sitting down
till you both shake hands.

Thank you.

CHUCKLES

So, not only do I buy the drinks,

I have to start the conversation
as well, do I?

All right, then.

I can't think of anything to say.
You put me on the spot.

How was jury service?

Oh, yeah. What's the big case?
Oh, great (!)

Pick the one thing I'm not
legally allowed to talk about.

All right, then.

I could do with some
outsider opinions,

it's doing my head in.

Young woman, just out of her 20s.

Possession of a controlled substance
with intent to supply,

resisting arrest
and assaulting a police officer.

Sounds like a nice girl (!)

Didn't take you long
to make up your mind.

I'm sorry, I take it back.
She sounds like a real keeper.

Here, maybe you could try and get
her number, give it to David.

Why don't you give it to me
yourself?

I'm sure she's in your address book.

Along with half the women
of Manchester.

Look, do you want to hear about
this case or what?

Thanks, Gran.
Oh, there you are.

Just in time.
All right, Mum. Where've you been?

Er... out. Shopping.

What did you get?

Erm... I don't know. Just stuff.

Sorry, Mum,
keep mine warm, will you?

I've got a bit of a headache,
I fancy a quick bath.

Of course, love.

Adam?

Liv? Ellie? Matt?

Mum?
Up here!

Hey!

Talked Liv into sharing, then,
did you?

Didn't have to talk her into
anything, she just gave me her room.

Said she'd stay with a friend
for a couple of days.

What?

Just till I go home.
When will that be?

For God's sake,
I'm not trying to get rid of you,

I just want to know how long
Liv's gonna be away from home.

Friday.
Friday. Thank you.

'Hello?'

Liv?

'You really didn't have to do this.'

It's all right. Don't mind.

Where are you staying?

With a friend.

I was kind of
looking for a name there, Liv.

Holly.

Holly?
Never heard you mention a Holly.

Well, she's in my study group.

'In fact,
we're kind of in the middle

'of an assignment right now, so...'

Right. I'll let you get on, then.

Thanks.

Don't work too hard.

Honestly, Karen, still don't know
who your own daughter's friends are.

See? That's why you should always
read their diaries.

Thank you for that,
mother of the year 1983 (!)

But for your information, teenagers
don't write diaries any more.

I do, however,
follow them on Instagram.

You follow me on Instagram?

No.

Just Snapchat.

JEN SOBBING

I'm in the bath.

I said I was in the bath!
You haven't even run the bath.

I've lived here long enough
to know what sound the pipes make.

Sorry, Mum. I'll be OK.

Just having a bit of an off day,
that's all.

No, you're not.

Sweetheart,
you've been so strong for so long,

I think you've earned the right
to break just a little.

And to talk to people
who'd understand.

I don't know if anybody can.

I don't even know if I do.

I don't know if what
I'm even feeling is normal.

I'm scared I'm gonna walk in there,

and they'll be
spouting their hippy-dippy bollocks

about a second chance in life
and dancing the conga.

Well, I wouldn't call that normal.
The conga went out with my hairdo.

Bit after, to be fair.

Jen, love, I can't pretend to know
what you're going through.

They can.

But if it helps,

there is another group
you could talk to first.

For pity's sake, Adam,
you talk as if

you've never engaged in a bit of
recreational drugs yourself.

If I did, I was never caught.

You take chances,
you face consequences.

Chances?
What chance has she ever had?

You heard the kind of life she led.

In and out of foster care,
homeless at 18,

living in squats and shelters,
doing whatever it takes to survive.

You were homeless yourself once,
weren't you?

I don't recall that
turning you into Pablo Escobar.

Though, of course...

you have been to prison,
haven't you?

On remand.
What's that got to do with anything?

Nothing.

Well, thanks for your help.
I can see things much clearer now.

I'm sure it'll be fine, Pete.

Here, I'll come along tomorrow,
bring Matt.

He's doing law
for one of his A-levels.

I'd be there too, Pete, but I've got
a cafe to run. You mean, caretake.

I mean run.
It's called doing a hard day's work.

Something I suspect
you don't have much time for,

with all the sexual harassment suits
you're fighting.

That's below the belt.

I bet that's what she said.

PHONE VIBRATES

It's Barbara. I've got to go.

Go?
What, now?

Yes, now. I've been summoned
by a much higher court.

And, fortunately for you two,

this disaster of an evening
wasn't the male bonding exercise.

This is.

I want you to get
as many sponsors as possible,

and, yes, we're doing it,

the three of us together.

No ifs, no buts.

And I hope
you're not afraid of heights.

Jen?

She's in here.

Is everything all right?

TELEVISION: 'Tend to stay near
water sources.

'They can smell water
from 5km away...'

Hello.
Hey.

What?
Nothing.

Just checking for bruises.

There's none now, but there might be
this time next week.

Up.

May I present Peter's
male bonding exercise.

Scafell Pike?

Yeah.
For charity?

I think I'd have preferred
to have been hugged.

SIGHS

Where's Mum?

Oh, God,
please don't start calling her that.

She's gone off to read in bed.

Liv's bed.

Yeah, sorry about that,

but it was Liv's idea
that she stay with a friend.

I very much doubt that.
My mum has quite the talent

for making people think
things are their idea.

This surprise visit, for example.
Yeah.

Well, it is possible
that I might not have been

fully paying attention
when she rang.

Did she say when she's, erm...?

Friday.
Friday?

Three days.

72 hours. Don't say that,
it makes it sound longer.

Stick with three days.

We can play nice for three days.

Speaking of playing nice...

Shall we go to bed?
TV?

Yeah.

KAREN SHRIEKS
Jesus Christ!

Forgot my glasses.

How much of that
do you think she...?

FOOTSTEPS RECEDING

DOOR SLAMS SHUT

I'm guessing... all of it.

Here's yours.

Thank you.

Now, if you need a refill,
just let me know. Thank you.

Robyn Duff in a cafe?

Truly,
we are living through strange times.

Yeah, well, don't get too excited.

You can hold
the bacon sarnie for now.

Listen, David,
I actually just popped in

to get your take
on what's happening at home.

Not your home, Olivia's home.

Olivia's home? Yeah. Look,
she doesn't know that I'm here.

OK? And obviously, I'm happy for her
to stay as long as she likes.

But I just wanted to make sure...

Sorry, you do know

that she's staying with me
at the moment, right? I...

Ah.

Oh, good, you're awake.

I thought I'd better give you
a lie-in.

It's gone 11, though, OK?

So, how many hours is it
till I leave now?

Mum...

We were just talking,
we didn't actually mean it.

Not in the way you've taken it,
anyway.

Really, honestly, look...

things are just a bit hectic
around here at the moment.

We've started this
whole new family together,

we're all trying
to get used to that.

I'm up to my ears at work,

Adam's fallen out with David,
and now you're here.

Now I'm here?
Sorry.

That came out slightly differently
from how I intended.

What I meant to say was...

No, do you know what?
Why am I apologising?

For the past
God knows how many years,

I'm the one who's maintained
this relationship, not you.

It's not like you ever call me,
is it?

I call you at least twice a month.

It's true, isn't it?

And when I do call you,

you're always just off
to some cocktail bar

or some beach barbecue.

Same excuses I heard
when I was a teen,

just a slightly more exotic twist.

Yes, well...

..as you said...

..I'm here now.

Why are you really here, Mum?

KNOCK ON DOOR

David. You all right?
Has something happened?

I've no idea. Has it?

I seem to be the last person to know
anything around here.

Come in.

DOORBELL RINGS

Jenny.
Yeah.

Hello.
So glad you could make it.

Come on in and meet everyone.
Thank you.

I'm sorry, Karen, but it all seems
a bit much, you know?

Having to hear from my ex-wife
that my own daughter's

now apparently living with her,
instead of my other ex-wife.

I prefer the term "first".

Sorry, my first ex-wife.

I didn't know, David, honestly.

She told me she was staying with
a friend, I'd no idea why.

She hasn't moved out or anything,

she's just given up her bed
while my mum's here, that's all.

You sure?

Because I really don't think
this is about your mother.

Where is she, by the way?

She's been listening outside
the door for the last five minutes.

No, I haven't. Hello, David.

Hello, Heather. You're looking well.

Yes, I know.

David, what did you mean,
it wasn't just about my mum?

What else would it be about?

Oh, for God's sake,
don't be ridiculous.

Well, the way Robyn tells it,

it sounds as if
she feels this whole,

"living together as a family"
thing's been forced on her a bit.

And what with her and Matt, er...

Shagging.
..being an item.

An item suddenly living together

at least five or six years
before they ever planned to.

If they ever planned to.
Which I'm sure they haven't.

She actually said all this, did she?
To Robyn?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

She did actually say this to you,
too, Karen, yesterday.

I am aware of that,
thank you very much.

I am also aware that
she's struggling to readjust.

We're all struggling to readjust.

Running away's not gonna
solve anything, is it?

I'm gonna phone her now,
get the whole thing sorted out.

Shall I tell you what'll happen
if you call her?

Oh, great (!)

I'm gonna get parenting advice
from you now, am I?

No, but I can paint you a picture
of the future.

You, 30 years from now,

you've moved away from your children
and maybe you and Adam got married.

Maybe that ended.

Maybe you started seeing
a Spanish bar-owner for a while.

Spanish bar-owner?

Maybe he left you, too,
for a German tourist.

And all those friends who invite you
for cocktails and beach barbecues,

maybe you started to realise

that they see you
as a tragic charity case.

They only invite you out of pity.

And maybe you're left wishing
that you weren't so alone

and you hadn't lost touch.

And you haven't accidentally
pushed away a daughter

who never did anything wrong.

Maybe she didn't always
tell you everything.

Why would Karen start dating
a Spanish bar-owner?

Sorry, excuse me. Thank you.

No, you can't wave.

You are about to retire
to consider your verdicts.

Please take any notes you have made
with you.

Which one's the accused?

Defendant. She's there.
Ah.

The only verdict I can accept
from you for now,

is a unanimous verdict.

That's funny.

The first thing you might like
to do... She looks a bit familiar.

..they can chair your discussions
and make sure...

I've made you a cuppa...

Mum, listen. You're right.

I was angry and upset,

and if I'd spoken to Liv
like that...

I'll talk to her later, calmly.

Because we're gonna make this work.

All of it.

I think that's something everyone's
going to have to learn to accept.

Just like you're
going to have to accept

the "no daytime drinking" rules,

if you're going to be staying here
a bit longer. Are you sure?

We'll play it by ear.

Thank you.

I'm not being funny or anything,

but do you think Adam
will be OK with this?

I've no idea.

No.

Can I tell him?

GROANS

Great, that's a majority. Guilty.
Let's go.

Whoa, whoa, hang on.

What do you mean, "Let's go"?

7 - 5 isn't unanimous.

This is supposed to be
an in-depth deliberation.

Not some one-off straw poll.

Nothing to deliberate, she's guilty.

Did you get that from all the notes
you didn't bother taking, did you?

Nothing like keeping an open mind,
eh?

Look... nobody wants to argue
with the facts.

They speak for themselves.

Our job, as jurors,

is to view this thing...
holistically.

What?

As a whole.

Yes, Laura did have in
her possession a quantity of cocaine

that just tipped her over
the boundaries of personal use.

But... she was carrying it
for her boyfriend.

So she says.

Yeah, so the prosecution says.
You've heard the story.

Do you think she had a choice?

She did have a choice.

Yes, between that
and being beaten black and blue.

Assaulting a police officer.

She just shoved him when he was
trying to put the cuffs on.

That's all.

There's a young girl here
on the verge of losing her freedom.

Now, I don't know if any of you
have come close

to losing something precious
in your lives, but I have.

That's how important
this decision is.

And that is how we have to treat it.

Yeah, so, this is my fourth...
I think, fourth session.

Right.
You OK, Jenny?

I know it can be
a bit daunting this,

so, you know, no pressure.
But if you, erm,

did want to say anything
or talk about anything...

Erm... OK.

Erm,
I don't know if I'm meant to say,

"Hello, my name is..."
like at the AA. Am I?

LAUGHTER
No.

OK, right.

I do know that
we're supposed to talk openly

about our feelings here.

Thing is,
I don't know exactly what I feel.

Erm...

I knew how I felt
when I was diagnosed.

Shit scared, basically.

And I knew that was normal,

cos I had a dozen nurses
and specialists

all telling me it was,
all the way through...

normal to be afraid,
normal to be angry.

And then on my last treatment,

I knew how to feel then, an' all.

I mean, that one's a no-brainer,
isn't it?

You know, just joy. Relief.

Happy, I was really happy.

And then it went.

Just like that. In a couple of days.
I mean, if that.

And I've tried to hang onto it.
I mean, I really have.

That elation, especially after
everything I put you all through.

Jenny,
you haven't put us through anything.

No, I mean, I have. I know I have.

I know that, Pete.

Everything is supposed to be
back to normal,

but I...
I am, I'm really sorry, guys...

It's just not.

And the fear's come back.

But the anger hasn't,
and without it, I just feel...

Depressed.

I can't help wondering

what the hell does that say
about me?

It says that you're normal, Jenny.

It just says that you're normal.

Love...

..there's no rule book to all this.

You're allowed to feel anything
you want.

But not alone. Come on.

Thanks, guys.

I'm sorry.

Wait, so how long is she staying,
now? I've no idea.

Sounds as though
it's completely open-ended.

Don't worry, Ellie, there's always
a bed here if it gets too much.

No, I don't mind. Grandma's cool.

I hope I'm like her at that age.
Dear, God, please don't say that.

Hello, what can I...? Ah.

Yeah, hi, hi.

I just wanted to apologise
for my colleague yesterday.

He's a...
An arsehole?

Yes. Something we have no shortage
of where I work, I can assure you.

Anyway, as his boss...

His boss?

You didn't think that
he was in charge, did you?

Most of that embarrassing display
yesterday

was just an attempt to impress me.

A tactic that failed, by the way.

Now, listen, this is my number.

I'm in the process of arranging
a series of motivational seminars.

Not that they motivate anyone
usually,

but a talk from someone
who's been in the business

then fell out the business,

then rebuilt themselves the way
you have and found purpose...

well, that might actually
give people hope. I know it did me.

It did?

Course it did.

Listen, no pressure.
Just have a think about it.

Er, I just...

He'll call you tomorrow.

Great. We'll speak then. Bye-bye.

I mean,
it's very flattering that she...

You're calling her tomorrow.

JUDGE: Would the foreman
of the jury please stand.

In the case of the Crown
against Laura Louise Jocelyn,

have you reached a decision
upon which you all agree,

and in respect of all counts?

Yes, we have, Your Honour.

Laura Louise Jocelyn,

on count one of resisting arrest,
how do you find the defendant?

Guilty.

Holy shit.

..assaulting a police officer during
the lawful execution of his duties,

how do you find the defendant?

Guilty.

And on count three,
possession of a controlled substance

with intent to supply...

Dad? You all right?

..how do you find the defendant?

Not guilty.

Ladies and gentlemen, that concludes
your time on this jury.

Thank you for your assistance.
Please now go with the usher.

Talk to me.

I do know her.
What do you mean?

Who is she?

She was almost my daughter.