Original subtitles

Something's coming!

Main Tank Blow!

Upon realizing it, I tried my best

Kigatsuite seiippai

それを実現して、私はベストを尽くした

To sincerely say I love you

Kokoro kara say love you

誠実に私があなたを愛していると言う

The sky suddenly makes me timid

Sora ga fui ni watashi wo okubyou ni saseru

空が突然私を臆病にする

I don't want that!

Ie yo

私はそれを望んでいない！

Akane-Iro Ni Somaru Saka

Presented by: Koten Gars

Encoding and Subtitles: G7

I suddenly feel like seeing you

Omoikakezu aitakunaru

私は突然あなたを見るように感じる

My feelings are like a swaying parachute

Kimochi wa yureru parachute

私の気持ちは揺れるパラシュートのようです

Where is it going? I'm being blown away

Doko ni yukuno tobasareruwa

それはどこに行くの？ 私は吹き飛ばされている

A line graph of my heart shows

Mune ga shimesu hora sen graph

私の心の線グラフ

My heartbeat is quickly rising

Tokimeki ga kyuujyoushou

私の心臓が急速に上昇しています

My heartbeat is quickly rising

Tokimeki ga kyuujyoushou

私の心臓が急速に上昇しています

I want to keep it a secret

Naisho ni shite okitai hodo desu

私はそれを秘密にしておきたい

Even the sound of the wind

Minareta keshiki no

風の音さえ

In familiar places

Kaze no oto de sae

よく知られている場所

Sings a sad song

Setsunai uta wo kuchizusamu desho

悲しい歌を歌う

Come on!

Hora!

いい加減にして

Come on!

Hora!

いい加減にして

The madder red road is getting

Akane michi mou chotto

魅力的な赤道が広がりつつあります

A little closer. More sweet time

Chikazuite my sweet time

少し近い。 もっと甘い時間

I want to paint myself the color of courage as I watch

Yuuki no iro somarinagara mitsumetai

私は勇気の色を塗ってみたい

Upon realizing it, I tried my best

Kigatsuite seiippai

私は勇気の色を塗ってみたい

To sincerely say I love you

Kokoro kara say love you

誠実に私があなたを愛していると言う

The sky suddenly makes me timid

Sora ga fui ni watashi wo okubyou ni saseru

空が突然私を臆病にする

That's no good!

Dame yo

それはまずいです！

An Indigo Mad Party

Good morning, Jun and Princess!

Don't group us together.

What? Why not?

Coming to school together again?

You sure are close.

We just ran into each other along the way.

Th-th-that's right!

I see. Making it seem that way is more convenient.

I think you're really nosy.

Oh no! I forgot my homework.

Again?

Oh no!

Hey! I warned you about that yesterday!

I was going to do it.

You ended up playing video games late into the night.

Late into the night?

It's as if you were with him.

Well, umm, this is...

I-I heard about it from Minato!

Good morning.

What's all the fuss?

Who knows?

Today, I have a proposal for all of you!

This Sunday, I want to...

I want to invite all of you to a party at the Ayanokouji estate!

A party? What's this all about?

I-I just felt like it.

Y-yes, It's just a small affair, so you don't need to be formal. Feel free to come in casual clothes.

So many people want to go to parties at my house, it's problem. They're incredibly popular!

That makes you all very lucky.

You're able to get these premium invitations so easily because I go to school with you!

Is Nagase not interested?

That sounds interesting! I want to go! You're going, aren't you, Princess?

Y-yes.

What about you, Junichi?

I'm going to pass.

Formal events are a real bother.

I see. I understand.

Well, I don't care what you do. Don't regret it later.

Do you have a moment?

Ayanokouji?

Is this where it's being held?

It seems like it.

It's so huge!

Ah, Nagase!

You were invited too?

Of course. I'm very popular, after all!

Don't say that about yourself.

I thought you weren't coming.

Minato dragged me along.

Honestly, Jun, you're just acting tough.

You're quite impolite, Big Brother.

You should go to events like this to learn how to socialize.

You're absolutely right.

I wonder how many people were invited.

Look at that. I've seen those people on TV!

They're big name politicians and businessmen.

You could also call them greedy people with vested interests.

Wasn't this a party?

Welcome!

I'm very glad you could come.

Why are you dressed like that?

Oh, this is just something casual.

Casual?

Wow, Ren-Ren, that looks really good on you! We actually came in casual clothes.

That's all right. Just leave it to me!

Wear whatever you like.

Oh, this one is cute!

But, Tsukachi, if you wear a dress that tight, you won't be able to stuff yourself with food.

That's true.

Good looks, or good food... What a difficult problem.

It's an issue girls will have to deal with forever.

I'm looking forward to seeing what sorts of food she'll serve.

I bet she'll have over a dozen varieties of cakes.

She definitely will!

She might also have chocolate fondue.

I want fondue!

I have a real sweet tooth.

Since I came, I'm going to eat all that I can!

You're getting a bit too worked up, Tsukasa.

The ship will be leaving the harbor soon. I will continue observation. Over.

And then Johnny said, "That's because my wife is English."

Genuinely enjoying this party has got to be a skill.

Was that terrible? Genuinely enjoying this party has got to be a skill.

Genuinely enjoying this party has got to be a skill.

I'm so bored.

Sorry to keep you waiting, Big Brother.

Minato...

No... Don't stare at me so much, Big Brother.

Y-yeah...

What kind of attitude is that?

You reacted differently from when you saw Minacchi.

I didn't change into these clothes to show off to you,

but there is a proper way for a gentleman to act!

Come on, Jun.

You're beautiful.

Grrr!

Come on, Fuyu, praise me too.

All of you certainly look nice.

Weren't you surprised by how good we looked?

Minato didn't look like my sister at all. I cannot allow this!

Perhaps it is time to be honest about your feelings.

Izanami and Izanagi were siblings too. Release your mind.

Note: Izanami and Izanagi are the creator gods in Japanese mythology. Izanami and Izanagi were siblings too. Release your mind.

Izanami and Izanagi were siblings too. Release your mind.

What are you saying, Stupid?! I won't give in to such temptation!

Minato...

What is it, Big Brother?

Why don't you wear a jacket?

That look is a little... You shouldn't let boys see you.

Huh?

As your brother, I'm concerned.

All right, Big Brother.

Everyone, thank you for waiting.

I'm very sorry.

I was busy greeting people. Hosting a party is hard work.

Long time no see, Ayanokouji.

Thank you for inviting me today.

You're as beautiful as always.

Oh, my, it's been a while since I've seen all of you. Didn't we last meet in Karuizawa?

Ren-Ren sure knows a lot of people.

She sure does.

The audacious Geno Killer must be feeling out of place here.

Shut up.

Did you see how Jun was acting earlier?

He was completely fascinated by Mina-chan.

That's not true.

Junichi's feelings always show through his actions. It's completely obvious.

With a sister as cute as Minato, it can't be helped.

Despite being called the Geno Killer, he's dotes on his sister a little too much!

That aside, he seems a little too uninterested in us. We're so pretty too.

Overcome your seasickness with willpower!

You should be able to do it for Karen.

Are you all right?

The kitchen is different from the one at the mansion, and the swaying is horrible.

Karen will be disappointed at what has happened.

Umm, would you like me to help you?

Why?!

Yuuhi, I'm going to help out here. Go to the party.

It seems I should do that.

What's going on? Isn't the food ready yet?

I'm sorry. It seems the kitchen staff is still getting ready.

Th-the kitchen staff is trying its best!

What are you talking about?

Anyway, I can't keep my guests waiting. I need to improvise until the food comes!

Everyone, I would like to tell you a little joke.

It's number 17 in the Ayanokouji Secret Party Joke Collection.

"You stuck your thumb in the soup when you were bringing it over, didn't you?"

The waitress replied, "Oh, that's all right. The soup wasn't hot."

Next up is number 18...

What is she doing?

Sorry for making you help me.

Well, I can't refuse a request from you. I'm going to try my best!

I peeled the potatoes!

Thank you very much.

Oh, Nago-nago!

Here's a little something.

This is...

These are called "Black Diamonds" for their color and their rarity.

It's top quality natural tuna!

It's freshly caught.

Wow, that's amazing!

Did you just catch that right now?

It's best if you didn't know the details.

With this, our party menu will be complete!

Next up is number 41 of the Ayanokouji Party Joke Collection.

Say, what's your name?

It's Katagiri.

Since you're friends with Ayanokouji,

does that mean you're the daughter of the president of some company?

Who knows?

There's no need for you to act like that. Are you not used to parties?

This Earl Grey is delicious. The tea cup is Meissen.

This tea is an original blend. And the tea cup is a Royal Copenhagen.

And when you drink tea, you should hold a saucer.

Otherwise, people will think you're not used to polite society.

What did you say?

Excuse me.

Who does that girl think she is?

Katagiri... Couldn't be...

How does it taste, Mitsuki Senpai?

It's delicious! This is great!

You're a really good cook, aren't you, Minato?!

Thank you very much for helping us out, Nagomi.

I've made human bone soup.

When Nagomi says that, it sounds like it could be true!

We're almost finished, everyone. Let's hurry.

Okay! Come on, everyone. This is the last stretch!

All right!

Next up is Party Joke Number 96!

I was finally getting into the swing of things too.

Everyone, thank you for waiting. The food is finally ready.

The Ayanokouji chefs have worked their best to prepare a magnificent menu for you today.

All right, Head Chef. Please serve the food.

Thanks for waiting. We worked hard to make this!

Chew well when you eat it.

What is Mitsuki Senpai doing?

That's great! I don't know what's going on, but it looks interesting.

What is the meaning of this?!

To tell you the truth...

The head chef is sea sick?!

Everyone, your attention please! Take a look at that!

Minato?!

Everyone sure worked hard.

This is unexpected.

Now for the main event. Please enjoy the tuna cutting show.

What?!

She honed her skills well while in the jungle.

There aren't any tuna in the jungle!

She's cutting away at it enthusiastically.

Amazing! That's amazing, Minato!

This is my party...

The whole show is being stolen by a tuna...

I can't stand by as this happens!

It would be my greatest disgrace if I lost to tuna!

Yes, Ma'am.

I need to give the guests something that'll surpass that.

I need something more extreme! I need an event that'll stir up the crowd!

We're going to use Plan B!

I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

Make preparations right away!

Pardon my saying this, Karen, but...

Silence!

I will put my pride as the host on the line to pull this off!

The torpedoes didn't work!

I have no choice... I'm going out!

Do your best, Darling!

What?

What's going on?

Quiet, everyone! Settle down and listen to me!

Bad news, everyone!

Even though this party was going to end peacefully, we prepared a surprise ending.

Those who see it tremble in fear and are unable to swim in the ocean ever again.

It is a disturbing creature born from a devilish experiment. It's... It's coming!

The giant octopus has appeared!

Huh?

A-a giant octopus?

Ren-chan is trying her best.

I'm getting teary.

That costume is pretty well made.

It has a superb B-movie feel to it. It's wonderfully nostalgic and charming.

I'm scared! I want to go home! I want to go home!

You're kidding, right?!

Don't worry, everyone! As long as I'm here, I will risk my life to protect you!

I will defeat you! Prepare to die!

Right now, the guests are terrified and are looking to me for hope!

I must try my best!

Don't give up, Ayanokouji. I'll be nice to you tomorrow.

Don't give up, Ayanokouji.

Let's be nice to her tomorrow.

Go! Use your beam! Do it!

This is just painful...

Don't say that, Big Brother.

I'm scared! I want to go home! I want to go home!

You're way too scared!

Hold it!

Don't come this way!

Thank goodness... They believe it!

I'm scared! I'm scared!

I want to go home!

That's the switch that activates the fireworks for the finale!

Run away!

What is it this time?!

It's a fire! Evacuate right away!

A fire?!

Curse you, Giant Octopus! I, Karen Ayanokouji, will defeat you!

Hey, what are you doing?! This isn't what we planned on!

Karen, the plan is canceled! There is a fire on the ship.

What did you say?!

Please escape right away, Karen!

I don't want to! I am the host of this party. I have a duty to see that everyone is safe!

Let go of me!

I won't let go!

Running away is cowardly!

This way, everyone. Try not to breathe in the smoke!

Are you all right? Is everyone here?

Princess and Minacchi aren't here!

What?!

Wait, Nagase!

Let me go, Sensei!

Leave this to me!

Your death won't be in vain!

I'm not dead!

Minato! Yuuhi!

Where are they?!

Minato!

Big Brother...

You idiot! I was worried about you!

I'm sorry. I was looking for a fire extinguisher.

In situations like this, you think about escaping first.

Big Brother... Yuuhi is still inside!

Get off the boat!

Yuuhi?

Yuuhi!

Junichi!

Junichi, you idiot!

I came to save you. Why are you calling me an idiot?

Everyone disappeared, I was splashed with water, and I was stepped on and kicked!

You should have saved me earlier.

Sorry.

Come on, let's get going.

Yeah.

I put out the fire.

Thank you very much.

The fire has been put out. You're all right now, everyone.

I guarantee your safety in the name of the Ayanokouji family.

Are all of you all right? Is everyone from Ami Academy accounted for?

Huh? Where's Jun?

Yuuhi isn't here, either.

Big Brother!

Everyone, thank you for helping out with everything yesterday.

I'm sorry for what happened.

It's not your fault, Ayanokouji.

I had a terrible time because of that octopus! That octopus!

It was amusing, though.

Huh?

Yeah. I had a lot of fun!

Invite us again, Ren-Ren!

O-okay.

I understand!

This time, I'll invite you to the Ayanokouji family's hot spring resort!

She's not a bad person, but...

Karen Ayanokouji is terrifying.

yume yori mo genjitsu ga moshi yokute

yume yori mo genjitsu ga moshi yokute

If reality is better than a dream

If reality is better than a dream

heiwa na jikan wo tanoshimu toki nara

heiwa na jikan wo tanoshimu toki nara

And you're going to enjoy a peaceful time,

And you're going to enjoy a peaceful time,

soushite yuuga ni sugoseru mono desu

soushite yuuga ni sugoseru mono desu

It should be done gracefully

It should be done gracefully

TORABURU ga maiorite kite mo sore wa

TORABURU ga maiorite kite mo sore wa

Even if trouble befalls you

Even if trouble befalls you

doushita to iu no desu yoyuu misete

doushita to iu no desu yoyuu misete

Don't give up, show me your composure

Don't give up, show me your composure

NOOMARU LAIFU futsuu ni koi wo shite mitai

NOOMARU LAIFU futsuu ni koi wo shite mitai

Normal life, I want to fall in love normally

Normal life, I want to fall in love normally

mondai wa minna no you ni tokimeki no

mondai wa minna no you ni tokimeki no

The question is this beating of my heart just like everyone else

The question is this beating of my heart just like everyone else

kotae ga denai no naimono nedari deshouka

kotae ga denai no naimono nedari deshouka

I can't find the answer, am I asking for something I can't have?

I can't find the answer, am I asking for something I can't have?

himitsu no nakama hoshii hoshii hoshii

himitsu no nakama hoshii hoshii hoshii

I want, want, want a secret ally

I want, want, want a secret ally

shoujo tesuto desu

shoujo tesuto desu

It's a girl's test

It's a girl's test

shitai shitai shitai

shitai shitai shitai

I want to take one, I want to take one, I want to take one

I want to take one, I want to take one, I want to take one

Next Episode

What? Princess, are you going on a date with Jun?

You're mistaken. You're imagining things. You've been misinformed.

Your relationship is moving forward.

It can't move forward. It hasn't even begun.

What? Run forth to unknown lands!

You do that.

I don't think I have a chance anymore.

Huh?

Nothing!

Enjoy your first date!

I told you, it's not a date!

Next Time: A Madder Red First Date