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and school comes alongjust to end it
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♪ So the annual problemfor our generation
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♪ Is finding a good wayto spend it
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♪ Like maybe...
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♪ Building a rocket
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♪ Or fighting a mummy
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♪ Or climbing upthe Eiffel Tower.
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♪ Discovering somethingthat doesn't existHey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower
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♪ Surfing tidal waves,creating nano-bots
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♪ Or locatingFrankenstein's brainIt's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,painting a continent
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♪ Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there'sa whole lot of stuff to do
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♪ Before schoolstarts this fall
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferbare gonna do it all
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♪ So stick with us
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferbare gonna do it all ♪
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Mom!
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Phineas and Ferb are making
a title sequence!
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(sneezes)
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(blows nose)
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Hey, Candace.
I came right over.ere sick,
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Today I am your servant.
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Gosh, what a good friend.
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(coughing)
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I brought
a get-well package.
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Miso soup.
Heats itself, don't ask.
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Who Wants To Bea Total Idiot 3.
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And...
Rocky Road ice cream!
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We wouldn't want everything
to be good for you.
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And you don't have to
worry about your brothers -
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your mom says they're off
playing miniature golf.
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(scoffs) How lame is that?
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Hey, guys. What gives?
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Little Duffers has closed
its doors forever.
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And I was all set
to destroy you
on the mini links.
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And I was gonna bury you
on the fairway.
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Metaphorically, right?
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Oh, yeah, right.
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But how can they close
Little Duffers?
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I've been coming here
since I was little.
Littler, anyway.
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Huh?
Sorry, lads,
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but Little Duffers is
officially out of business.
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But this is the only miniature
golf course in Danville.
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Aye. People just don't
respect the game anymore.
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They think it's just
golf in miniature.
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But it's not!
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It's miniature golf.
(all) Gosh.
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It's a sad thing when a town
loses a major sports franchise.
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But kids today
only go for the stuff
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that's all shiny
and new and high-tech.
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Ah, the Scotsman in me
tells me
(♪ bagpipes)
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to hold on stubbornly
to the bitter end!
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But then again,
I'm half Irish.
(♪ Irish dance)
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That's too bad.
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This was the perfect day
for miniature golf.
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Hey, everyone, I know
what we're gonna do today.
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Hi, Mom. We'll be out back
building a miniature
golf course.
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That's fine, dear.
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After all, it's only
golf in miniature.
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(cranking sound)
What's that?
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Your brothers own
a giant crane?
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No way!
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They are so bu...
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bu... bu...
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What's this?
Dancing weasels?
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Oh, "busted."
Oh, you want me
to bust your brothers.
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You know, you really gotta
work on your penmanship.
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(hoarse voice) Find out
what they're up to
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and report back to me.
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No problemo.
I'll handle it.
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Ah-ah... achoo!
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(gasps)
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Awesome plan. We should be
finished before lunch.
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Just because Candace is sick
doesn't mean you can get away
with anything.
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I am now her eyes,
ears and mouth.
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Basically I'm her whole face.
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What a good friend.
Yeah, right?
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She wrote you
this message.
Hmm...
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Weasels.
I think she means it.
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I knew there were weasels!
So anyway, what's all this?
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We're only making the greatest
miniature golf course
in the whole world!
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Or at least in Danville.
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Isn't it kind of big?
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Well, you know,
it isn't golf in miniature.
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It's miniature golf!
And it's so unbelievably cool!
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With a windmill
and a dinosaur, and -
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You must not be seduced
by the coolness! Focus!
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You're right.
I can do this
if I stay focused.
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Focus, focus, focus!
Hey, where's Perry?
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(male singers)♪ Dooby, dooby, doo
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♪ Dooby, dooby, doo
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Just looking over
your request for vacation time.
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We're ready to approve it,
but there's one small problem.
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And by "small problem,"I mean "big problem."
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And by "approve it,"I mean "deny it."
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I know you've been putting ina lot of extra hours,
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but we've got wordthat Dr. Doofenshmirtz
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has bought a new housein the suburbs.
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Three bedroom,two and a half baths,central air.
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Nice place. We need youto find out what he's up to.
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Here's his new address.
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Good luck, Agent P.
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(female singers) ♪ Perry
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(singers) ♪ Doofenshmirtz house
in the suburbs ♪
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OK. Focus, focus, focus.
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You can do this, Stacy.
Don't get seduced
by the coolness.
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Wuh-oh.
"Elevator to the coolness"?
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This is so cool!
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OK, Ferb, you're up.
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Phineas.
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What do you think of
our miniature golf course?
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It's so... I mean, I've come
to deliver a message
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with an unimpressed demeanor.
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Cool. We're on our way
to the next hole.
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Why don't you come along?
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Well, OK, but -
Great!
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(male singer #2)♪ Soodyup, diddyupdi-di-di-di-dee-da
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♪ Soodyup, diddyupdi-di-di-di-dee-da
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♪ Soodyup, diddyupdi-di-di-di-dee-da
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♪ Di-di-di-di-dee-daDa-da-da-da-da
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So, Stacy, what was it
you were gonna tell us?
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Oh, right, well,
Candace is gonna...
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♪ Soodyup, diddyupdi-di-di-di-dee-da
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What kind of hole
is this, anyway?
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It's the air hockey hole.
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Check it out.
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Wicked!
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Hey, look at us.
We're gliding on air.
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(bell rings)
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Hole in one!
I mean, goal! I mean...
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Yeah!
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We all, like, freaked out!
Can you believe it?
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Did you, by any chance,
tell them I was going
to call Mom?
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Uh, I was gonna,
but the elevator
and the slide, and...
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Hush! Focus!
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We need evidence!
Two words:
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video phone.
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"The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,"
by Mark Twain.
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Translated into evil.Chapter one.
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"Tom Sawyer's dislikeof Aunt Polly
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was rivaled onlyby his hatred of puppies."
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Waah!
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Oof! Perry the Platypus!
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You scared the dunkelschtup
out of me!
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Don't you know
it's rude to bust in
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on someone's new home
unannounced and...
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(gasps) A housewarming gift?
Oh, how thoughtful!
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How thoughtful.
Thank you.
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Look, Perry the Platypus,
as much as I hate to admit it,
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I'm not really up to anything
terribly nasty today.
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So, you're welcome
to chill out here
for the day.
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It's nice, huh? Huh?
What do you think?
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If you need, I'll even
sign something that says
I was up to no good.
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♪ Soodyup, diddyupdi-di-di-di-dee-da
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di-di-di-di-dee-da♪ Soodyup, diddyup
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♪ Soodyup, diddyupdi-di-di-di-dee-da
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♪ Di-di-di-di-dee-dada-da-da-da-da ♪
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(bell dings)
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Aah!
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Are you catching this?
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Yes! Yes!
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This time we've got them,
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but you need to get the boys
in the picture.
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Hee-hee-hee.
(coughs)
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There you are. We've been
looking all over for you.
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Me?
You gotta play through.
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Hold this.
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Stacy, what are you doing?
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Focus!
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Nice focus.
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(Candace, hoarsely) Aahh!
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What was that?
Sounds like the crowd's
going wild.
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That is so cool!
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Aah!
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♪ Di-di-di-di-dee-dah-dah-dah-dah
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♪ Soodyup, diddyupdi-di-di-di-dee-da
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di-di-di-di-dee-da♪ Soodyup, diddyup
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♪ Soodyup, diddyupdi-di-di-di-dee-da
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(bell rings)Whoo-hoo!
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♪ Di-di-di-di-dee-dah-dah-dah-dah ♪
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(bell rings)
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Whoo-hoo!
Yes, yes, yes!
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No, no, no, no!
Aah!
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Well, here we are.
We've reached the final hole.
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You'd better put on
your dancing shoes.
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(♪ disco)
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(gasps)
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(female singer)♪ Steppin' on the greens
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♪ In her designer jeans
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♪ She's a discominiature-golfing queen
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♪ Wearin' plaid and sequins
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♪ She can make the scene
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♪ She's a discominiature-golfing queen
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♪ Like a vision froma Disco Golf Magazine
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♪ With her putter,she's a hole-in-one machine
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♪ She can dance and singand really shake her thing
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♪ She's a discominiature-golfing queen
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♪ She's a discominiature-golfing queen ♪
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Poor Stacy.
What was I thinking?
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OK, Candace.
Looks like it's up to you.
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(slippers squeak)
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Ahh. This is nice, eh?
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But, you know, I don't think
suburban life is for me.
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I'm thinking of just
adding a breakfast nook
and flipping the property.
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The main problem is
my neighbor, Phil.
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He is truly diabolical.
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His fruit falls into my yard,
his dog poops on my lawn,
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he leaves his trash cans
out too long and...
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Oh, I'm at my wit's end!
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And the worst, the absolute
worst, is his leaf blower.
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OK, that's it!
Time to end this
once and for all!
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And no one is stopping me!
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Behold, Perry the Platypus!
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The ultimate suburban weapon:
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the Atomic Leaf Blower-inator!
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This will be the last time
his stray leaves blow
onto my lawn.
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Yah! Aahh!
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Turn it off!
Turn it off!
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Good, just like I planned.
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Now, I'll blow every leaf
onto his property!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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At least the golf course
can't vanish if they're still
in it. Come on, Mom.
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Curse you,
Phil the neighbor!
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(crash)
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Candace, what are you
doing out of bed?
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Wasn't Stacy taking
care of you?
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She was seduced
by the coolness.
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Follow that miniature
golf course!
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What does that even mean?
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Look behind you!
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I don't see anything.
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You know you should've
been setting aside
a portion of your profits
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over the years
with the understanding that
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that money would be used
to upgrade your investment.
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What did you think?
A shiny, new miniature
golf course
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would just fall
out of the sky?
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00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,750
You'd be surprised what falls
out of the sky in Danville.
242
00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:27,752
Oh, isn't that great?
243
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,921
They remodeled
Little Duffers.
244
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,590
I still don't know how
we ended up at Little Duffers.
245
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:35,293
I don't know why
we didn't build it here
in the first place.
246
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,295
Oh, there you are, Perry.
247
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,297
Candace!
Did you hear? I won!
248
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,299
I actually won
in miniature golf!
249
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,368
It just goes to show you
that if you focus,
250
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,303
you can accomplish anything.
251
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,439
Achooo!
252
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,708
Sorry, I forgot
to bust your brothers.
253
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:53,311
It's OK.
I'm sorry I got you sick.
254
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:59,417
You know what we're going
to do today, Torbo?
255
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:02,954
It's time to test
the teleport!
256
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:06,257
Eureka!
257
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:10,395
Now I can teleport myself
anywhere in the world!
258
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:14,799
Wouldn't you have to take
one of those teleport things
there first?
259
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,868
Oh, but then you'd
already be there.
260
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,637
It kinda renders
the whole thing redundant,
doesn't it?
261
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:23,408
Do you want me to removeyour tongue again, Torbo?
262
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,576
Cool!
263
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,444
I know what we
can do today, Ferb.
264
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,613
(chuckles) No, not
the tongue thing.
The teleporter.
265
00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,248
Hey, boys.
Hey, Mom.
266
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,350
Ferb and I are gonna build
a teleport device.
267
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,652
Oh, great. I wish
to where my earrings are.
268
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:38,823
The dangly smoky topaz
or the hoops?
Hoops.
269
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,359
Oh, she must be wearing
the blue dress.
270
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,727
We'll keep an eye out
for 'em.
271
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,662
Come on, Ferb.
We're burnin' daylight.
272
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,382
Teleports completed!
273
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,384
Hey, where's Perry?
274
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,719
(Perry snoring)
275
00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:10,421
(sniffs)
276
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,490
Ew! You're not supposed
to be here.
277
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:17,061
I told Phineas and Ferb
to keep you outta my room.
278
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,631
I'm gonna give them
a piece of my mind.
279
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:23,835
Do you know where
Phineas and Ferb are?
They're in the garage, honey.
280
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,304
Oh, by the way,
Jeremy's gonna be here soon.
281
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,407
Please try not to embarrass me
in front of him again.
282
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,977
Remember my fifth-grade
graduation with the inflatable -
283
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,713
Oh, that's right.
My bad.
284
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,550
This is a glorious day
for mankind.
285
00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,752
Ready with the camera
so we can document it?
286
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:46,057
How many times have I told you
to keep Perry out of my room!
287
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,892
What are those?
Teleports.
288
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:50,829
Pretty cool, huh?
You guys are so bus -
289
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,330
Aah!
290
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,566
Cool. It worked.
291
00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:56,534
Candace? Are you OK?
292
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,937
Wait a second.
How you guys get so big?
293
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,072
(gasps) And why is
my hand green?
294
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,443
Aahh! I'm an ugly,
smelly platypus!
295
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,845
I'm a platypus!
I'm a platypus!
296
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,546
I'm a platypus!
Amazing.
297
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,748
You and Perry going through
the teleport at the same time
298
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,750
must have
switched your brains.
299
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,419
Oh, you think?
300
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,088
You guys better
change me back now or I'll...
301
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,089
Wait.
302
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,924
Jeremy's gonna be here soon!
303
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,626
Not a problem, sis.
304
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,628
We'll just put you both
through the teleporter again.
305
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,764
Hey, where's Perry?
Uh, I-I mean Candace.
306
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,766
I mean Perry
in Candace's body.
307
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,668
(chatters)
308
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,538
♪ Dooby-dooby dooBa dooby-dooby doo
309
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,006
♪ Ba dooby-dooby doo ♪
310
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,875
I wonder where
he scampered off to.
311
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,643
Any ideas, Ferb?
312
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:42,447
Hey, Isabella. We built
a teleportation device
313
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:45,483
and accidentally switched
Candace and Perry's brains.
314
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,852
Really? That's so cool!
315
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,955
You wouldn't think it was so
cool if you smelled like this.
316
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:53,391
We're looking for Perry
so we can switch them
back to normal.
317
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,026
Wanna help?
You betcha.
318
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,566
Karl!
319
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,568
How many timeshave I told you,
320
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,104
lift the seatwhen you're done.
321
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,138
Sorry!
322
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,640
Oh, there you...
323
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:11,743
Karl, I think we havea breach of security.
324
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:12,777
What do you mean, sir?
325
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,579
There's a teenage girlin here.
326
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,780
A teenage girl?
327
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:19,484
Agent P,brilliant disguise!
328
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:23,121
Man! I thought
it was a real girl.
329
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,926
(chatters)
330
00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,194
Now for your mission.
331
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,196
Slushy the Clown statueshave disappeared
332
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,132
all over the tristate area.
333
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:37,835
Without that clown,there's just nothing funabout lunch anymore.
334
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,605
(man) Hmm?
335
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,141
Karl and I have lunchat Mr. Slushy Burgerevery day.
336
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,209
♪ Pickles so greenand meat so brown
337
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:48,746
♪ Lunchtime's funwith Slushy the Clown ♪
338
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,082
We really miss that clown.(sniffles)
339
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,084
So, ahem, drop whateveryou're doing
340
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,520
and find out what happenedto those statues
341
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,854
by lunchtime.
342
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,696
Candace?
343
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:07,465
Hey, Candace!
Awesome scooter!
344
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,901
Hey, wanna come
to Slushy Burger
with my mom and me?
345
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:15,039
Was that a yes or a no?
346
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,874
I don't know,
but I like the hat.
347
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,876
Yeah, it's a good look
for her.
348
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,878
Come on, guys!
Are you almost done?
349
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,547
Jeremy's gonna be here soon.
350
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,650
Ferb's printing up
the last one now.
Looks great, Ferb.
351
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,819
"Lost platypus.
Looks like a girl"?
352
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,587
Why did you use
that picture?
353
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,589
I don't want anyone
to see me like that.
354
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,890
That's the only picture
we had.
355
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,859
Good job, Isabella!
356
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,828
Glad I could help!
357
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:40,164
Now everyone will see
that horrible picture!
358
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,701
OK, Candace, just stay here
while we post these around town.
359
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,703
We'll find Perry in no time.
360
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:50,008
(singers) ♪ DoofenshmirtzEvil Incorporated ♪
361
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,110
♪ Pickles so greenand meat so brown
362
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:55,613
♪ Lunchtime's fun...
Not anymore!
363
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:56,614
(crash)
364
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,250
A teenage girl?
365
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,086
Perry the teenage girl?
366
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,223
Sorry about the tight fit,
but, you know,
367
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,892
if I knew you were going
to disguise yourself
as a teenage girl,
368
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,794
I would've set
a bigger trap.
369
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,830
I suppose you're wondering
why I have all these clowns,
right?
370
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,932
Well, you see, I've had
that Slushy Burger jingle
371
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,934
stuck in my head for,
like, a week.
372
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,737
♪ Pickles so green
and meat so brown
373
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,206
♪ Lunchtime's fun
with Slushy the Clown ♪
374
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,710
Oh, I hate that song so much,
I've stolen all the clowns,
375
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,779
and I'm going to rip
their tape boxes out.
376
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,280
You know, like you do.
377
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:33,117
And I'm going to replace it
with my own evil jingle.
378
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:38,856
I'm having a hard time
finding a good rhyme
for "evil," though, you know.
379
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,826
Believe me, I've tried.
Keevil, deevil, feevil...
380
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,028
You know, none of these
are words.
381
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,697
You guys lost a platypus?
Yep.
382
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,332
Officer 3323.
383
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,701
Tell Charlie we have a 1091P.
384
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,704
Yeah, it's a platypus.
Looks like a girl. MIA.
385
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:54,906
Don't worry, boys.
386
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,841
After a nice lunch
at Mr. Slushy Burger,
387
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,610
the tristate area's finest
will be on the job.
388
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,679
By the way, our mom's also
missing her earrings.
389
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,781
Which ones?
The dangly topaz
or the hoops?
390
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,016
The hoops.
Oh, that's a shame.
391
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,617
We'll get right on it.
392
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,320
Mom, you won't believe
what Phineas and Ferb did!
393
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,255
What did they do
this time?
394
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,025
All you have to do is
look at me!
(doorbell)
395
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:17,762
If that's Jeremy, tell him...
I'm getting ready.
396
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,764
I don't want him
to see me like this.
397
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,933
(doorbell)OK, Candace, nowwhat's so important?
398
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,702
Hi, Jeremy.
Hey, Mrs. Flynn.
399
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,870
Is Candace here?
400
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,305
Oh, she's still
getting ready.
401
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,373
You know girls.
Have a seat.
402
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,176
While you wait,
I'll make you a snack.
403
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,979
Oh, hey, Perry.
Come up here.
404
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,981
How's my favorite
little platypus today?
405
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,683
Ohh, hee-hee-hee-hee.
406
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,785
I mean... (chatters)
407
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,291
"Lost platypus.
Looks like a girl."
408
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,860
You know, that's insulting
to the platypus.
409
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,628
How are we supposed to
tell if it's a girl?
410
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,997
Why don't you watch some TV
while you wait?
411
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:56,000
Oh, hey. I've got some
great baby movies of Candace.
412
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,101
(baby cooing)Ohh!
413
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,970
There she is in the bathtub.
414
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,406
(bubbles gurgle)Oops! Little bubbles.
415
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,408
(Candace)Mom! Remember what we talked about?
416
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,978
My fifth-grade graduation?
417
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:10,047
Fifth-grade graduation?
What is she talking about?
418
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,015
(Candace) Ugh!
419
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:14,886
Just turn off
the home movies!
420
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:18,256
Meevil, steevil, cleavil...
421
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,191
...heevil...
422
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,828
As soon as I get this done,
lunchtime will never again
be fun.
423
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:27,999
There's a rhyme, but, sure,
everything rhymes with "fun."
424
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,777
Ha! You don't have
a tail anymore.
425
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,946
Now you are no match for me!
426
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,882
But wait a minute.
I-I-I can't hit a girl.
427
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,118
Oof! Did you have that purse
when you came in?
428
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,990
Well, I'm out of here.
429
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,761
What just happened?
430
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,229
You're such a nice boy,
Jeremy.
431
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,832
I can see why Candace built
a shrine to you in her room.
432
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,935
(giggles) Oopsy.
433
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:05,937
I probably shouldn't
have said that.
434
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:08,239
Thanks for feeding Perry
while I look for my earrings.
435
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,440
Sure, no problem.
436
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,309
What's in the platypus food
anyway?
437
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:15,046
Mostly worms
and insect larvae.
438
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,914
(vomits)
439
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:20,818
Oh, Perry! Now I have to get
the carpet cleaned again.
440
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,988
Hey, maybe I lost my earrings
when I was folding
Candace's laundry.
441
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,891
Why don't you help me look
while you wait, Jeremy?
442
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,995
Am I sweating milk?
443
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,898
Being a platypus
is so gross!
444
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:37,501
Wait, wait! I can't-I can't
fight when you're dressed
as a girl.
445
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,805
It's so... como se dice...awkward.
446
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,007
Look! Shoes on sale!
447
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,881
Curse you,
Perry the teenager!
448
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,050
(singers) ♪ Agent P
449
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:58,189
Hey! The girl missing
her platypus found
Slushy the Clown.
450
00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:00,124
Yay!
451
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,127
This is horrible!
452
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,062
Mom is inside,
ruining my love life!
453
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,063
(chatters)
454
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,531
Oh, there you are, Perry.
455
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,534
Great. Change me back now!
456
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,037
So this is how you went through
the first time, right?
457
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,105
You were holding Perry?
458
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,840
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Hurry!
459
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,908
Oh! He's a lot heavier now.
460
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,114
I wonder if it worked.
461
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,983
You guys are so busted!
462
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,918
I'm telling Mom.
463
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,553
You might consider
bathing first.
464
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,555
I gotta get out of this!
465
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,125
(grunts)
466
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,293
Aah!
467
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,094
Oh, my old Shrinkinator.
468
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,096
I suppose
I should've unplugged it
469
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,165
before I turned it
into a planter.
470
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:46,237
Come on, Mom, hurry up!
You're busted.
471
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,908
See, see?
It's right there!
472
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,510
Oh, my goodness.
473
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,145
Did you make these?
474
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:58,849
(gasps) These are so much
nicer than the ones I lost.
475
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,052
(fly buzzes)
476
00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:02,353
Awesome.
477
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,622
Thanks, boys.
478
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,891
Close your mouth, honey.
You'll catch flies.
479
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:12,029
(female singer)♪ She's a semi-neurotic
480
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:15,466
♪ Teenage girl of action
♪ Dooby-dooby dooBa dooby-dooby doo
481
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:20,604
♪ She's a foxy little redheadwith a platypus' brain
482
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:23,441
♪ You best leave her alone
483
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,344
♪ She's playing MP3son her Palm
484
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,379
♪ And whenever she's around
485
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:31,148
♪ You can hearthe bad guys say
486
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,451
Great. Now I have this song
stuck in my head.
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♪ She's Perry
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♪ Perry the teenage girl
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