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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,480 Hey, honey. 2 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,420 My jaw is kind of hurting tonight. 3 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,060 Can I just give you a hand job or something? 4 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:48,980 Well, I suppose that works, too. 5 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:55,280 Big 6 00:01:55,280 --> 00:02:06,060 hard 7 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:07,060 cock. 8 00:02:13,780 --> 00:02:14,860 Nice and wet. 9 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:21,700 I feel good. Do you want me to stroke your top? 10 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,200 Yeah. Yeah, you like that? 11 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:41,910 You can come on the trees if you want to. 12 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,310 Sure. Yeah. 13 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,040 I wanted to cut a lot of my teeth. 14 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:46,770 just like that. 15 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:48,570 Oh yeah, I'm getting close. 16 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:38,840 I couldn't look good. 17 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:08,430 . . 18 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,000 Pete? Yes, sweetie? 19 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:46,600 How come you close your eyes every time we're, you know, being intimate? 20 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,280 How come I do what? 21 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,780 Well, every time we make love, you close your eyes. 22 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,580 And sometimes I just feel like you wish I was someone else. 23 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:06,280 No, sweetie, it's... It's... 24 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:08,500 It's kind of like when I have a piece of pie. 25 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:12,800 I close my eyes to savor the flavor and enjoy the taste. 26 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,700 Not to fantasize it was a piece of cake. 27 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,280 Well, you know I took drama in high school, right? 28 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,720 I could pretend I'm someone else if you want. 29 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,360 Look, sweetie, I just, I want you to be you, okay? 30 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:30,300 But I could be someone else. 31 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,800 I could. 32 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:34,760 Wickham's luck. 33 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,600 Just be you. 34 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:42,799 But I really gotta go. 35 00:08:43,059 --> 00:08:44,520 Okay. I love you. 36 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,100 Love you more. 37 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,280 You have a great day. 38 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:23,090 Bye. 39 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:44,850 Right. 40 00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:34,070 Oh. 41 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,240 Yeah. 42 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,500 Too bad she's a temp, because I could really get used to that backside. 43 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,520 Well, if you love her that much, why don't you go marry her? 44 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:36,240 Right, and end up some pathetic middle-aged sex worker plus sad sack 45 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,780 living out in the country with a wife that makes me take a shower before she 46 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:40,780 gets a job. 47 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,100 Sorry. 48 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:46,559 Don't be. 49 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,780 I mean, you're right. 50 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,820 Something's got to give him telling you. 51 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,680 Tell me what? 52 00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:53,840 I love Alice. 53 00:18:54,389 --> 00:18:56,990 She's great. She takes incredible care of me. 54 00:18:57,630 --> 00:19:03,150 Lately, I just want to put mustard on your hot dog instead of relish. 55 00:19:04,070 --> 00:19:05,230 Go ahead. It's only natural. 56 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:07,130 Look, I'm not exactly saying that. 57 00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:11,770 No, but the fact is you don't have a picture of your wife on your desk tells 58 00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:12,870 me exactly what you're saying. 59 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:16,950 What is that, a swordfish? 60 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,790 No, it's a sea bass. 61 00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:21,630 I caught it on our honeymoon. See, that's her hand right there holding it. 62 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:23,290 Where's the rest of her? 63 00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:34,610 She's not behind your closed eyes when you're thinking about having sex with 64 00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:35,610 another woman. 65 00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:40,510 Look, I love my wife, all right? I mean, she's great. She takes incredible care 66 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:46,170 of me. She feeds me. She keeps a beautiful home. She... Has become your 67 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:47,170 mother. 68 00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:52,670 What would Sigmund F. Freud say about that right now? 69 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,940 The fact that you can't make your wife the Madonna because you can't have her 70 00:19:57,940 --> 00:19:59,480 be the whore that you want her to be. 71 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,500 What would the kids think? 72 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:02,920 Exactly. 73 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,100 What do we do? 74 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:07,240 You? You're already thinking too much. 75 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,120 Here's what you do. 76 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:13,220 There's a place downtown. 77 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:18,260 These new age chicks, they put on a girl girl show and have massages. 78 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,620 You go down there, you throw down some bone. 79 00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:26,650 And you go home loving your wife ten times more. 80 00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:30,690 Isn't sex grand? 81 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:34,410 Hookers? No, man, not exactly my style. 82 00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,890 You? You have no style. 83 00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:39,130 Look, just go down and do this. 84 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:43,470 Because every once in a while, a man has to swim out in the ocean to find out 85 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:47,510 just how many fish are out there and to appreciate what a good catch he actually 86 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:48,510 has. 87 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,030 Meaning? 88 00:20:51,659 --> 00:20:54,740 Meaning you're sexually repressed. And it's only a matter of time before you 89 00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:57,000 snap and take it out on Alice. 90 00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:58,980 Use your head. 91 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,480 Flip over. 92 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,880 Why do you want me to flip over? 93 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,400 I'm going to make you cum. 94 00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:38,540 Oh, geez. 95 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:40,620 Don't be nervous. 96 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:46,120 I'm kind of nervous. I've never cheated on my wife before. 97 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,080 It's not cheating. 98 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,460 Cheating is something you do on tests. 99 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,320 Is your marriage a test? 100 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,180 Yeah, every day. 101 00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:58,060 Well. 102 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,500 Sometimes we've got to cheat if we want to get an A. 103 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,500 It's the American way. 104 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,640 Oh, jeez. 105 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:13,000 With liberty and justice for all. 106 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,080 Oh, jeez. 107 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,260 That's eating. 108 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,840 Nothing to be nervous about. 109 00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:03,270 Now you like that? 110 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:04,750 Yeah. 111 00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:06,310 Oh, yeah. 112 00:23:07,570 --> 00:23:08,570 Oh, 113 00:23:09,610 --> 00:23:10,610 yeah. 114 00:23:34,719 --> 00:23:38,960 um um um 115 00:24:30,710 --> 00:24:36,870 You like the way they feel? 116 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:59,600 Do you want to smell these candies? 117 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,690 Yeah. 118 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:53,719 Are you Lulu? 119 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,720 Yes. 120 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,160 I'm Zoe. 121 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,640 I called about the job. 122 00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:58,940 Come on in. 123 00:31:35,690 --> 00:31:36,690 Alice, you home? 124 00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:40,230 Alice? 125 00:31:55,970 --> 00:31:56,970 Snoodles? 126 00:32:09,820 --> 00:32:10,840 Alice? 127 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,420 Boo! 128 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:27,380 She scared me. Are you ready for your surprise? 129 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,760 Surprise? Surprise! 130 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,160 Class is in session. 131 00:32:42,850 --> 00:32:46,570 laughing. I'm sorry, honey. It's just... Forget it. You just think I'm some big 132 00:32:46,570 --> 00:32:47,570 nerd, don't you? 133 00:32:49,810 --> 00:32:54,410 Nerd? I thought if you had to fantasize about other women, maybe I'd try to be 134 00:32:54,410 --> 00:32:55,349 somebody else. 135 00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:58,590 But instead, you just make me feel like some big, dumb nerdy nerd. 136 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,310 Come on, honey. 137 00:33:00,590 --> 00:33:03,310 You don't need to be anybody else. You're just fine the way you are. 138 00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:05,030 Baloney! 139 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,880 I'll do you. I'll do you real good. 140 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,120 You know why? 141 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,360 Because you're not my wife, and I like that. I like cheating on her. 142 00:33:46,980 --> 00:33:49,680 You like cheating on your wife, don't you? Oh, yeah. 143 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:57,600 That's great. 144 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,200 Let's keep going. 145 00:34:20,590 --> 00:34:22,389 doesn't have breasts like that, does she? 146 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,040 a raging heart on right now. Who cares? 147 00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,540 Oh, yeah. 148 00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:02,920 Oh, yeah. 149 00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:12,740 Why don't you stand up so we can get these down? 150 00:45:38,890 --> 00:45:40,030 Look at that big cock in there. 151 00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:41,490 Oh, yeah. 152 00:45:41,850 --> 00:45:42,850 Oh, yeah. 153 00:45:43,810 --> 00:45:45,490 Oh, God, 154 00:45:46,550 --> 00:45:47,550 yeah. 155 00:45:48,110 --> 00:45:50,610 Yeah, are you going to come for me? Yes, I am. Are you going to come? Yeah, I 156 00:45:50,610 --> 00:45:51,388 want you to come. 157 00:45:51,390 --> 00:45:52,590 Are you ready? 158 00:45:52,890 --> 00:45:54,250 Yeah. Are you ready? Here it comes, baby. 159 00:45:54,550 --> 00:45:55,550 Here it comes. 160 00:45:55,710 --> 00:45:56,710 Here it comes. 161 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,040 Any ideas? 162 00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:11,100 Hello? Hi, I'm here to... Well, you see, my friend, he gave me this address, 163 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:15,880 and... Well, I'd really like to... 164 00:48:39,950 --> 00:48:40,950 on me. 165 00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:43,050 Yes, now we're even. 166 00:48:43,970 --> 00:48:44,970 Even for what? 167 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:50,910 For the way I scared you last night when you came home and found me in my little 168 00:48:50,910 --> 00:48:57,630 skirt and my little socks and my little wet and waiting for you to 169 00:48:57,630 --> 00:48:58,670 fuck me. 170 00:49:00,510 --> 00:49:01,750 So how was your day? 171 00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:05,690 You don't have a sister, do you? 172 00:49:07,450 --> 00:49:08,450 What? 173 00:49:09,270 --> 00:49:10,189 Never mind. 174 00:49:10,190 --> 00:49:11,190 Excuse me for a minute. 175 00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:34,800 What the hell am I doing here? 176 00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:37,180 No, no, no. 177 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,560 Don't get up. 178 00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:42,080 Just lay there and I'll do everything. 179 00:51:57,390 --> 00:51:59,250 Then I want you to do me a favor. 180 00:52:00,310 --> 00:52:01,310 Okay. 181 00:52:01,710 --> 00:52:04,790 You have to promise not to open your eyes, okay? 182 00:52:05,970 --> 00:52:11,990 Okay. Whatever happens, don't open your eyes, or I'll stop. 183 00:52:13,470 --> 00:52:14,750 Okay. Promise? 184 00:52:15,470 --> 00:52:16,470 I promise. 185 00:52:16,510 --> 00:52:17,510 Alright. 186 00:52:17,770 --> 00:52:18,770 Flip. 187 00:53:54,950 --> 00:53:55,950 Oh shit. 188 00:53:56,490 --> 00:54:01,890 What? Oh my god, you... You look just like... 189 00:54:01,890 --> 00:54:04,530 I gotta get out of here. 190 00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:13,780 I'm really, really sorry. I'm going to get the hell out of here. 191 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,560 Honey. 192 00:54:25,460 --> 00:54:26,460 Jesus. 193 00:54:27,460 --> 00:54:30,040 Are you okay, honey bunny? You look stressed. 194 00:54:32,140 --> 00:54:33,560 How about I give you a massage? 195 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,260 No. No massage. I'm all right, really. 196 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:38,640 Okay. 197 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:42,420 Well, how about some dinner then? I made your favorite fajitas. 198 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:45,920 No, honey, I'm sorry. 199 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,200 I'm not all that hungry tonight. 200 00:54:48,740 --> 00:54:50,240 Did you cheat on me? 201 00:54:51,140 --> 00:54:52,140 What? 202 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:56,420 Did you eat dinner before you came home and cheat away your appetite for 203 00:54:56,420 --> 00:54:57,420 fajitas? 204 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:02,860 Yeah, I'm sorry. I grabbed a hot dog with Doug on the way home. 205 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:07,920 Well, you're just going to have to push Robo and Mr. Hot Dog aside and make room 206 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:08,799 for your wife. 207 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,800 Tasty dinner. 208 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:11,560 Okay. 209 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:15,860 And if you eat all your vegetables, I'll spank you off under the table with my 210 00:55:15,860 --> 00:55:16,860 hand. 211 00:55:17,220 --> 00:55:19,360 What? You heard me. 212 00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:22,140 So. 213 00:55:37,220 --> 00:55:39,220 Why did you ask me if I had a sister earlier? 214 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:43,700 What? When you came in, you asked me if I had a sister. 215 00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:45,020 How come? 216 00:55:46,140 --> 00:55:47,140 Oh, 217 00:55:47,420 --> 00:55:49,300 um, nothing really. 218 00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:52,500 I just thought I saw somebody today who looks like she could have been. 219 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:55,880 Just like identical to you, except she had red hair. 220 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,640 With her head on fire? 221 00:55:59,900 --> 00:56:00,900 What? 222 00:56:01,460 --> 00:56:02,680 Nothing, just a joke. 223 00:56:03,580 --> 00:56:06,060 Did you make sweet love to her? 224 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,380 No, of course not. 225 00:56:10,140 --> 00:56:11,140 Did you want to? 226 00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:17,220 I mean, it's okay if you did, because you looked like me, so it would have 227 00:56:17,220 --> 00:56:19,100 been like you were cheating on me with me. 228 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,760 No, I didn't make sweet love. 229 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:27,560 Well, I guess you're just going to have to make sweet love to me then. 230 00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:34,900 Wouldn't want you to get all blue down there. 231 00:56:36,990 --> 00:56:38,550 Stop. What are you doing? 232 00:56:39,750 --> 00:56:42,910 Babe, I have to tell you something. 233 00:56:44,990 --> 00:56:46,570 I... Babe, what's wrong? 234 00:56:48,430 --> 00:56:49,430 What? 235 00:56:53,230 --> 00:56:56,410 So, the wife was cheating on you, eh? 236 00:56:57,390 --> 00:57:04,310 No, not exactly. She... She gave some guy a... Not exactly. She 237 00:57:04,310 --> 00:57:06,150 gave some guy a... A dog? 238 00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:08,690 Oh, a handjob, all right? A handjob. 239 00:57:09,430 --> 00:57:11,410 Don't make me say it again, all right? 240 00:57:13,070 --> 00:57:16,750 But, I mean, does a handjob really count as cheating? 241 00:57:18,110 --> 00:57:19,950 Of course it's cheating when you're the ex-president. 242 00:57:20,930 --> 00:57:26,170 Look, what did you say when she told you the truth about him? 243 00:57:27,730 --> 00:57:29,750 No, I mean, how could I? 244 00:57:30,270 --> 00:57:32,050 After all, I pretty much did the same thing. 245 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:33,560 You gave a guy a handjob. 246 00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,920 No, dick, I got a handjob. I went to that place you told me about. 247 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:38,640 Oh. 248 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:43,060 You dirty, dirty, dirty girl. 249 00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:44,380 Well, that's it, then. 250 00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:45,980 You did it. 251 00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:47,420 Wifey did it. Even Steven. 252 00:57:48,820 --> 00:57:51,620 Yeah, but you know what's really bugging the shit out of me about this whole 253 00:57:51,620 --> 00:57:54,800 thing? The girl that I saw there, she looked just like Alice. 254 00:57:55,260 --> 00:57:56,260 Looked like what, what? 255 00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:01,380 The girl that I saw there looked exactly like Alice. 256 00:58:01,850 --> 00:58:02,529 Who's that? 257 00:58:02,530 --> 00:58:04,030 My wife. Who are we talking about? 258 00:58:04,530 --> 00:58:07,030 I mean, the only difference is she had this long red hair. 259 00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:14,870 Perhaps your wife is living a double life. 260 00:58:16,690 --> 00:58:19,150 No way. Not my wife. I know my wife. 261 00:58:19,990 --> 00:58:23,390 The woman makes me take a shower before we have sex, okay? There's no way in 262 00:58:23,390 --> 00:58:25,410 hell she'd handle the germs in a place like that. 263 00:58:28,690 --> 00:58:30,130 Do you know what a doppelganger is? 264 00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:31,860 Double who what? 265 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,200 A doppelganger. 266 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:38,480 It's a theory that everybody has an identical twin in the world and they're 267 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:39,920 pretty much living the same lives that we are. 268 00:58:40,900 --> 00:58:42,880 I think someone has biked your hot dog. 269 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,519 That's a kid's dog. 270 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,440 That's a crazy dog. 271 00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:50,480 I don't know. It's just been running through my mind that maybe this woman is 272 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:55,920 Alice's doppelganger and it's destiny giving me a wake-up call that even if I 273 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,160 do go out and cheat, it's... 274 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:02,260 My fate to have sex with the same type of woman over and over and over again. 275 00:59:02,860 --> 00:59:08,600 I think you've been underneath the fluorescent lights too long. 276 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:10,720 Well, there's one way to find out. 277 00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,140 To the mystery machine. 278 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:16,200 Are you talking about your hatchback? 279 00:59:18,260 --> 00:59:19,260 Yeah. 280 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,500 Well, hi there, Doug. 281 00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:48,620 Hello there, my dear. 282 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,420 How the heck are you? 283 00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:55,640 Good. So, uh, what brings you boys to my neck of the woods? 284 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:59,480 Well, we heard tell that you had a hot redhead in here. 285 00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:00,960 Yeah. 286 01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:02,200 What's her name? 287 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:03,480 Zoe. 288 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:07,160 Yeah, she's doing her first show with Missy tonight. 289 01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,760 But, uh, you boys are gonna have to pay if you want to watch her. 290 01:00:12,380 --> 01:00:14,240 Well, I guess we'll just come back later then. Come on. 291 01:00:15,660 --> 01:00:18,240 Heaven's forfend, my young friend. 292 01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:21,100 There's a mystery afoot. 293 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:23,120 How much? 294 01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:26,400 Well, it's fifty to watch. 295 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:30,160 But, uh, four hundred? 296 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,120 I might just jerk you off. 297 01:00:32,860 --> 01:00:35,600 Well, I'm really not in the mood to be jerked off. Let's go, Doug. 298 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,420 Unhand me, flaccid sire. 299 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,520 Lola? Yes, sir? 300 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,660 Consider my advance. 301 01:00:56,590 --> 01:00:57,730 What are your friends for a hot dog? 302 01:00:58,150 --> 01:00:59,150 Do you know that? 303 01:00:59,170 --> 01:01:00,230 Yeah, tell me about it. 304 01:01:29,550 --> 01:01:32,630 Are you sure you don't want me to rub you one off? 305 01:01:33,730 --> 01:01:36,930 No, that's fine. I'm good, really. 306 01:01:37,710 --> 01:01:39,390 All right. Suit yourself. 307 01:02:00,780 --> 01:02:01,780 I don't know. 308 01:02:37,930 --> 01:02:38,930 Thank you. 309 01:03:24,010 --> 01:03:25,010 Thank you. 310 01:04:05,930 --> 01:04:07,730 Fuck you. 311 01:04:08,330 --> 01:04:13,190 Fuck you. Fuck you. 312 01:13:14,930 --> 01:13:15,930 He's reckoned. 313 01:14:19,390 --> 01:14:20,830 Aren't you going to ask me why? 314 01:14:21,590 --> 01:14:22,590 Why? 315 01:14:25,310 --> 01:14:27,490 Because I wanted to make sure I hadn't become invisible. 316 01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:42,850 You really didn't know it was me? 317 01:14:44,410 --> 01:14:47,710 I mean, come on. The frickin' ten dollar wig. 318 01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:50,140 Not the latest in CGI. 319 01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:58,840 So am I still your snoodles? 320 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:04,100 Am I still your honey bun? 321 01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:06,020 Forever. 322 01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,520 Aww. Aww. 323 01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:16,400 So, um, now that we've made up, wanna fuck? 324 01:15:17,740 --> 01:15:19,020 I'd be honored. 325 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:22,940 I'm going to jump in the shower real quick. Don't you dare. 326 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:26,360 I'll want you dirty from now on. 327 01:17:02,530 --> 01:17:06,730 Oh, fuck yes, we did it. 328 01:17:06,970 --> 01:17:09,050 Oh, fuck. 329 01:17:09,530 --> 01:17:10,930 Oh, 330 01:17:12,510 --> 01:17:15,850 fuck. 331 01:17:18,430 --> 01:17:19,830 Oh, 332 01:17:23,170 --> 01:17:28,550 fuck. 333 01:17:38,890 --> 01:17:39,890 Thank you. 334 01:19:10,890 --> 01:19:11,890 Oh. 335 01:23:46,410 --> 01:23:47,470 I have a speech right here in front of me. 336 01:23:49,130 --> 01:23:50,950 What are we going to do about dinner? 337 01:23:51,610 --> 01:23:53,210 I think we broke all the dishes. 338 01:23:55,250 --> 01:23:56,510 Do you want to go grab a hot dog? 339 01:23:56,870 --> 01:23:59,330 I'd be honored to get a hot dog with you. 340 01:24:00,810 --> 01:24:01,810 Honor's mine. 341 01:24:02,630 --> 01:24:03,630 Let's go. 342 01:24:05,290 --> 01:24:06,290 Hot dogs. 343 01:24:07,410 --> 01:24:08,410 Hot dogs. 344 01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,680 And say it again. Hot dogs. 345 01:24:21,820 --> 01:24:23,600 And say it like a question. Hot dogs. 346 01:24:23,940 --> 01:24:24,940 Hot dogs? 347 01:24:25,900 --> 01:24:29,040 And now be typing away at the keyboard. 348 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,000 Back, back, back. 349 01:24:32,060 --> 01:24:33,060 Look at the camera. 350 01:24:33,380 --> 01:24:34,400 Hot dogs. 351 01:24:35,620 --> 01:24:37,560 And do another one like that and like. 352 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:39,440 Question? And like a question. Okay. 353 01:24:41,460 --> 01:24:42,460 Make a little. 354 01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:49,700 Ding. 355 01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:54,840 Hot dog? 356 01:24:55,700 --> 01:24:58,000 And now I'll be working on that writing. 357 01:24:58,220 --> 01:24:59,380 With my invisible pen? 358 01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:00,960 Yep, with an invisible pen. 359 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:03,660 And then look right up and go, hot dogs? 360 01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:05,240 Like scared. 361 01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:06,380 Hot dogs? 362 01:25:08,260 --> 01:25:10,520 And then one last. This is like the Dr. Evil thing. 363 01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:13,240 Yeah. Ready? Okay. A scared one? 364 01:25:13,580 --> 01:25:14,580 No, no, just cute. 365 01:25:14,700 --> 01:25:16,480 And I'll tell you what. 366 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:19,600 Hot dog? 367 01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:22,540 Another one? 368 01:25:23,020 --> 01:25:27,320 Hot dogs? 23910

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