All language subtitles for 2000 - New Wave Hookers 6 (720) (AI UPSCALED) - Tnaflix.com.mp4

This here is a story about a girl named
Audrey.

Well, not a girl, really.

A woman.

But you know what I mean.

Now, Audrey was one of these
self-sufficient type of gals.

She owned her own garage, fixing up cars
and whatnot.

And she was pretty damn good at it, too.

She was a hard worker, and she liked
what she did.

She made a pretty good living.

But you know, there was something
missing out of Audrey's life.

Now, Audrey was a pretty gal, but she
didn't flaunt it.

In fact, she kept it to herself.

And if you ask me, that was her problem.

The thing missing in Audrey's life was
love.

Or, for lack of a better word, a man.

Well, there was one man.

He was a boy, really.

Kid's name was Chip.

Audrey thought he was the best thing.

Thought he was the best thing that she'd
ever seen.

Thing is, Chip didn't even know she was
alive.

Now, I know you're probably wondering
what all this has got to do with new

wave hookers.

Well, keep your pints on, partner,
because we'll get to that part soon

enough.

On the Chevy, do I need a choke pull-off
or a choke thermostat?

Thermostat.

It's a 1969.

I'm a 958.

99. You've got to put that 99 in there.

Hey, Audrey.

Hi. Where's Margie? I've got her
gaskets.

She's in the back.

Thanks.

Where's Margie? I've got her brake pads.

Where's Margie? Margie, I've got her oil
filter.

Where's sweet little Margie?

Where's Margie?

Where's Margie? Sweet little Margie.
Where's Margie? Where's Margie? Margie?

Margie. Margie.

And so it went.

Chip came into the shop every single
day.

And Audrey, well, she just waited for
Chip to notice her.

Hey, Audrey.

Hi, Chip.

Guess what?

What?

It's my birthday.

Cool.

Do you know where Margie is?

I got her hose here, and I want to give
it to her.

She's in the back. She's in the back?

Thanks.

Yep.

Margie's in the back.

She's in the back? Yeah.

You just said that. I know.

What? You're pathetic.

That obvious?

You make a puddle on the floor every
time the boy walks into the room, so...

Yeah, it's obvious you want him.

I do not.

So then why did you come to work today
dressed like a freaking Barbie doll?

Okay. So I think he's cute.

Why don't you just tell him?

I can't.

It's easy.

Just say, Chip, I think you're cute.

Chip, I think you're cute. See how easy
that was? Now go tell him.

You know, you're right.

I can do that. I'm going to go in there
right now, and I'm going to tell him.

Good. Off you go.

You know, I'm going to walk right in
there, and I'm just going to quit

doling.

Okay. All right. Go. I'm going. Go.

Chip, I think you're cute.

I really think you're cute. You know,
you're pretty cute, Chip.

Did you need me for something?

Yeah.

I have an order for you up front when
you're done.

So did you tell him?

No.

Why not?

Um, it didn't really seem like the right
time.

so wet.

Absolutely.

Later.

Good night.

I am so out of here. I have got a date.

With Chip.

Margie.

Margie. Margie. Margie. Margie. Margie.
Margie. Margie.

Maybe it was just that time of the
month.

Or maybe her hormones had gone all
screwy on her.

Or maybe she had just had enough of
being lonely.

Whatever the reason,

Otter decided that life, or at least her
life, just wasn't worth a damn anymore.

Now, I've been to one World Fair, a
picnic and a rodeo.

But what happened to Aldrin X, well,
it's just about as stupefying as

anything I've ever seen.

I could try to explain it to you, but,
well, I think it's just something

you've got to see for yourself.

Because, technically, you don't exist.

June. I'm not June.

They just made me look like June to make
you more comfortable.

They.

And who are they?

The mechanical elves who rule the
universe.

Mechanical elves.

It's hard to explain.

So, I'm dead?

Maybe.

No.

Then I'm in hell.

Heaven?

Possibly. It's hard to explain.

That's very helpful.

Christ.

You look like a fucking whorehouse.

I do.

And you look like a fucking whore.

I am. And I look like a whore.

You are.

And you look good, by the way.

Okay.

I'm a little confused here.

I may... or may not be dead this could
be heaven or hell i'm a whore my best

friend's a whore we're in a whorehouse
i'm invisible and mechanical elves run

the universe like i said audrey it's
hard to explain where the hell am i

don't concern yourself with where you
are it doesn't matter it's what you're

here to do that counts and what is it
that i'm here to do be a whore to save

your life

I don't understand.

It's hard. I know. It's hard to explain.

Exactly. Now, we're wasting time. You're
already late for your first client.

Whoa. Oh, wait a minute. I don't think
that I'm ready to... Uh, yes,

nurse. Broken colostomy bag in room six.

Thank you.

Oh, hi.

You must be Audrey.

I'm Dr.

Stinky Pinky.

I'll be examining you today.

But first, your x-rays.

Looking good.

You do have a brain.

Thanks.

Medulla oblongata seems a little bit...
You're fine.

Yes.

Now, if you'll lie back, we'll begin the
examination.

Relax. Don't worry.

Any swelling in the gland lately?

No.

Any pain?

No.

Good. I think we should take your
temperature now, shall we?

Hello.

Just a moment.

Normal.

Yeah. Shall we continue?

Now, let's test your reflexes, shall we?

Yeah.

Reflexes. Excellent.

So close.

Thank you.

Ready? Ready?

Thank you.

um um

oh oh

Oh. Oh.

So we can be friends to the end.

hmm

But we can be friends to the end.

That went well.

Would you mind telling me what that was
all about?

You just passed your first test.
Congratulations.

I never told anybody about that fantasy.

The elves, they know everything.

Right.

So, this is all about my fulfilling my
fantasy.

No, it's about fear and overcoming it.

By my being a whore?

Some of your tests will include that.

Others will include the retrieval and
exhibition of past events so that you

can see the mistakes you made and
overcome the fear that led you to make

them.

Still others will simply involve
observation and instruction, like this

one.

You know, I'm really not into this whole
kind of a thing deal.

We'll see about that.

Just watch and learn.

oh oh

I love you

I don't know.

Thank you.

I do like it.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Let me hear you.

For someone who's not into that sort of
thing, you sure did seem to enjoy

yourself.

I just can't believe that the afterlife
is like a porno movie.

First of all, this isn't the afterlife.

Then what is it?

It's hard to explain.

Yeah, right. I should have known.

I can tell you it's not like this for
everyone.

It isn't?

No.

It depends on what a person's life was
like and why they chose to end it.

For example, fat people go to a big
sweaty gym, lazy people get a tedious

job in a cubicle, and there are some
people who go to a petting zoo.

A petting zoo.

Yeah, but we don't like to talk about
them.

But for me, it's a whorehouse. That's
fantastic.

The mechanical elves felt that this
would be the best environment for you,

given the sexual frustration.

that led you to take such drastic
measures.

It's not about sex.

It's about love.

We'll see about that.

Time for your next appointment.

A very high-class affair.

Oh, only the funny champagne for such a
refined woman as yourself.

Well, thank you, kind sir.

Refreshing.

Now we are ready.

Ready for what?

What a sense of humor she has. A true
wit.

It was sure to make an experience of
simultaneously penetrating a hungry

hole. All the more exhilarating.

I'm so glad we came all the way from
Kuwait to meet the queen of double

penetration.

And now I get it. I must taste the sweet
nectar of her legendary snatch.

And I will lick her petite bungus.

But first, the dance of the sweaty
camel.

And now, we must invade her hungry home!

um um

um um

Yeah.

Oh.

Bye.

oh oh

No.

These elves know everything, don't they?

They know your secret desires, but they
can't predict the outcome of what will

happen when you're forced to face them.

So that's what this is all about?

Now you're getting it.

Roll the film, please.

Home movies?

Something like that.

Oh, my God! I know these people. These
are my friends. I went...

Went to try to go with them.

Fucking Audrey.

Bitch is so full of herself.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Dave, you put that gasket on the wrong
way. You think I can help you?

No, no, fuck, check it out. The worst is
when she's kissing up to Mr. Bosco. It's

like, I rebuilt the carburetor when I
was seven, Mr.

Bosco. I mean, what a fucking loser,
guys.

Where the hell does that guy get off
anyway? I just... She obviously doesn't.

All she thinks about is manifolds and
mufflers.

She's probably never even seen a cock,
let alone such one.

Unlike you, eh, Dee Dee?

Because you just have to fucking run.

I promise it does.

Suck it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, Dee Dee. Oh, you fucking little
slut.

Bad girl. Thank you.

Let somebody go get me an alternator.

I thought they were my friends.

You really are pathetic.

June!

You expect me to feel sorry for you just
because you didn't have

the guts to... Stand up and take what
you really want to.

Because your so-called friends made fun
of you behind your back.

And fucked that stupid little slut.

And that's what really hurts, isn't it?

Not the fact that they called you a
loser.

But the fact that it was her they
wanted. Her they used.

Not you.

Well, I have news for you, sweetheart.

It's all your fault. Not mine.

Not anybody else's.

Yours.

It's what you really want, isn't it?

To be used.

To be controlled.

To be a plaything.

Then maybe they'd like you.

Then maybe you'd be somebody.

Well, you're going to get your wish.

Does that excite you?

Yes. Yes, mistress.

That's better.

So pretty.

So eager to please.

Do you want to prove yourself?

You want to play with my little plays,
don't you?

You need to prove yourself worthy.

I'm gonna hear you beg.

Yes, Mistress.

He's beautiful, isn't he?

Yes, Mistress.

Kneel before her, please.

Don't touch him.

Does it excite you?

Yes, Mistress.

Do you want him to play with you?

Yes, Mistress.

You hated watching your friend fuck that
girl, didn't you?

Yes, Mistress.

You need to learn to love to watch.

Oh, how I hate to have to do all the
work, though.

Why don't you get him hard for me first?

Wow. Oh,

my God.

All the way down.

Time for you to get back into your
little seat.

universe, right?

That's correct.

You've been through quite an ordeal.

Not everyone makes it this far. You
should be proud.

Do you understand what happens to you
here?

Kind of.

When someone takes their own life, they
get a chance to find out why they really

did it. They get a chance to face their
fears.

And if they succeed, they get a second
chance at the life they gave up.

Have I succeeded?

well, but there is one last test you
need to take. The most important test.

The test that will determine your fate.

Should you pass, you will return to your
life as it was.

And yet with the wisdom you have gained
here.

And if I fail?

Let's not think about it, shall we?

Before you go, do you have...

Yes. I'm still a little confused.

But I think I understand what you've
been trying to teach me.

I've made mistakes.

I've been afraid.

I know I've been wrong.

But I am so grateful for a second
chance.

Yes, yes.

Did you need me for something?

Uh... Never mind.

On second thought... Chip, you and I
need to talk.

Margie June could use some help up
front.

But I'm on my break. Then take your
break up front.

Now. Right.

Whatever you say.

Bye.

So, you need to talk to me about
something?

Yeah.

My boy. Don't touch me.

Kiss my ass.

Say happy birthday to me.

You're so pretty.

Say it like you mean it. You're so
pretty.

You're beautiful.

You love me.

I love you.

Tell me it's my birthday. Tell me happy
birthday.

Three.

Touch it when I tell you you can touch
it.

You've made me wait in your way.

Look at this.

You look good. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Look at me, I'm really getting a pussy.

You think you can make me come, huh?

You better make me come.

I'm wasting my time.

with your tongue, fuck it, shut up.

Talk to me when you're dirty. Clean me
up.

Fuck other boys.

Don't tell me what to do.

Tell me. You're the best cocksucker I've
ever had. Oh, you are.

You are.

If you don't like it.

You're driving me fucking crazy, honey.

Give me just the tip.

Oh, fuck.

Just a little bit.

You okay?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, don't stop.

Don't stop.

Fuck you when I want and how I want.
Okay. Do you understand?

Yeah. Because I can stop and walk away
right now. No, don't.

It doesn't. It doesn't.

Thank you.

Come on. I'm serious.

I'm going to fuck you up. Come on. Good
doggy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, okay.

Aren't you going to stop and say
goodbye?

Yeah, um, Audrey, I was wondering,
maybe, um, we can, like...

You're not wearing any pants.

Oh.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Excuse me.

Hey, Chip. Come back here. I want my
ring back.

Jeez. What got into you?

It's hard to explain.

Well, I don't know about you, but I take
comfort in that.

Knowing them mechanical elves are out
there giving us all a second chance.