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You mean to tell me that you spent the
whole evening with one of the most

beautiful movie stars in the world and
you don't have any pictures?

Well, I was going to take some.

Now, wait.

Don't tell me.

Let me guess.

Somebody stole your camera.

No. No.

You forgot to take any film.

No, it was nothing like that.

Well, then what was it?

Well, she... She left early.

Why?

She got sick. Oh.

Was anything serious?

Maybe there's a story in that.

You know, I think you might be right.

But of course I'm right.

And I'll get right on it. But to do it
right, I will need one thing.

Of course. Your every request is my
command.

All I need is a car from the motor pool
so I can get from the... A car?

You want a car, that's all?

Thank you, Mr. Jameson. I was afraid you
wouldn't understand.

Oh, but of course I understand.

Parker, did you know that for the first
ten years that I ran this paper, I rode

the subway to and from work every day in
all kinds of weather?

No, sir, I didn't know that. I think it
did me a lot of good.

Just as I think it's going to do you a
lot of good.

Does that mean I don't get the car?

Parker, you'll get a car from me the day
that the Statue of Liberty roller skates

down Fifth Avenue.

Now get out of here. You're supposed to
be at the airport in 30 minutes.

Yes, sir.

Here, sign this.

What is it?

The model pool has to have a
requisition. Well, doesn't he have to

sign it?

Hasn't he?

Rita, you're a terrific artist.

I ought to be. Got my Ph.D. from the
University of the Streets.

Okay, okay, people. Take it easy. You'll
all get your chance.

Captain, do you have to stand right
there?

We've all got a job to do, Parker.

President Cabilla's on that plane.

Welcome to New York.

Thank you. President Calderon, there
must be a reason you chartered a plane

instead of using your presidential jet.
Oh, gentlemen, this is not a state

visit. Today belongs to my daughter,
Maria.

Isn't it unusual for the daughter of a
president to enter a beauty pageant? Oh,

nowadays, daughters don't always ask
their father's permission.

Not even the daughters of presidents.

Mrs. Calderon, is this your first visit
to New York?

No, I was here about three years ago
when my father spoke to the U.N. What?

This is your idea of a photo essay?

No, but you see, there was an awful
crush. You wouldn't believe.

You're right, I wouldn't. The Times has
pictures of the President's arrival.

The Examiner has a four-column spread on
the President's daughter.

Why doesn't Annie Bugle have?

I couldn't understand these pictures at
the Museum of Modern Art.

Rita, get Connors for me.

Connors? I think you don't want Connors.

As a photographer, he's got about as
much taste as mashed potatoes.

Have you been listening in again?

Me and everybody else on the floor.
Rattling the windows, boss.

Just get Connors for me. Put him on that
beauty pageant. And hold my calls.

You want it, you got it.

The reason I messed up today is because
there was an even bigger story breaking.

Bigger than the arrival of the president
of the newest democratic country in

South America.

A man was kidnapped right in the
terminal, Mr. Jameson. Really?

Half the police in New York at that
airport, and you were the only one who

saw it?

Who'd they snatch?

Well, I don't know, but Spider-Man was
there, and he would have caught him.

Spider-Man?

You got pictures of all this?

No, no, I don't, but I'll get them, and
I'll cover the pageant for you, and I'll

get an exclusive interview with the
president and his daughter. I can do it,

I promise you, sir.

Parker, you have a job with this paper
as a part-time photographer.

Because it's always been my policy to
help students who are working their way

through college.

But thanks to you, I am seriously
considering changing that policy.

Coffee, Mr.

Jameson? I told you to hold my calls.

Okay, I guess you know the mayor better
than I do.

No, no, never mind. Just wait a minute.

Get out of here, will you, Parker?

And the next time when you bring me
pictures and not excuses, Jameson here.

Good morning, Mr. Mayor.

Nice of you to call.

I wish I had the nerve to talk to him
the way you do.

Well, there are certain advantages to
being a member of a disadvantaged

minority, if you know what I mean.

Actually, Mr.

Jameson's not that bad. He just growls a
lot.

Yeah, well, you better tell that to
Connors.

You're not giving up, are you?

What do you think?

I think you've got a plan.

I think you're right.

And part of it involves you doing a
favor for a friend of mine.

A friend, huh?

Mm-hmm. Now, where would somebody go to
have a picture drawn? You know, the kind

that you have made just from a
description?

Yeah, well, then your friend should get
in touch with Ted Arthur in the art

department. He's on assignment, but
he'll be in tonight.

What time does your friend want to come
in? I'll make him an appointment.

Oh, no, you don't have to do that. I
know the description.

I can give it to him myself.

Mm-hmm. I thought you might.

Oh, hey, listen, Pete. The next time you
get a picture of that Spider-Man, please

get him to autograph one for me, okay?

Will do, Rita.

Will do.

That call from the mayor.

He didn't call me. You called him.

Well, in all the confusion around here,
it's hard for me to remember.

What confusion.

You were deliberately getting that kid
off the hook.

Now, why would I do something like that?

What happened? We got the man from the
embassy at the airport.

The airport?

Did Salty reach Calderon? No.

I don't know how he found out.

But if he told Calderon that I was in
this country, we will never reach the

girl. Don't worry. He spoke to no one.

What do you want me to do with him?

Hold him here.

He was one of those who backed Calderon
when he overthrew my brother and drove

me from my own country.

I want him as a witness when President
Calderon resigns of his own free will

and names me as his successor.

I'm never going to be able to walk down
those risers without tripping or

something. You'll be fine. Don't worry
about it. But they go so fast.

Next group of girls, on stage, please.

Well, here's one consolation.

Did you see that gorgeous group of guys
that got to be our escort?

Gentlemen,

the most important thing for you to
remember is courtesy and decorum at all

times. Our young ladies are from
different cultures and different lands.

They're guests in our country, and we
want them to enjoy their stay here.

Since many of our young ladies do not
speak English, I'd like first to assign

those of you who speak a foreign
language.

Now, who speaks Italian?

Portuguese and French?

Good. I can speak some Tevillian. I
didn't know Tevillian had a separate

language.

Oh, yes, ma'am. It's a very difficult
dialect of Spanish.

Oh, I see.

And what is your name?

Parker, ma'am. Peter Parker.

You say you do speak Tavilian?

Yes, sir.

Sí, sir.

Ajá, sí.

Of course I see.

¿Qué clase de trabajo es usted, señor
Parker?

I beg your pardon?

What kind of work do you do?

Oh, excuse me. Physics.

I'm a graduate student.

Ajá. And a very clever one.

Clever enough to create a Tavilian
dialect, so you will be assigned to

escort my daughter.

Why? Well... President Calderon, I've
got my men stationed at all the exits.

Parker, what are you doing here?

Hello, Captain.

So you know this young man?

Yeah. Yes, I know young Parker.

Oh, the Captain and I are old friends.

Oh.

Then he wouldn't mind vouching for your
character.

He's to be my daughter's escort for the
evening.

Oh, yeah.

Parker, he's okay.

But me and my men will be there, too.
You've got nothing to worry about.

I feel much better.

Oh.

Captain.

A cigar?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't mind if I do.

They are the primary export of my
country.

Mr. Parker?

No, thank you. I'm allergic to tobacco.

How do I look?

Wonderful.

Miss Galaxy, at least... I'm going to
have my eye on you, Parker.

Let me introduce your escort for the
evening.

Mr. Peter Parker.

For you.

How very sweet. Thank you.

You know Captain Barbera? Yes.

Well,

you better run along.

You're going to be late.

Goodbye, Papa.

Have a good time.

Why are you just standing there?

American security is one thing, but I
want my daughter properly guarded.

Now, don't tell me that that's the
national dance of civilians.

No, Miss Warren's classical San
Francisco.

I'll be a sophomore at Stanford next
year. Well, no wonder you don't have an

accent.

Not even a civilian accent.

That didn't work too well, did it?

Who's the bold new?

Papa respected you for it.

Sit down while I go freshen up. All
right. Can I get you a glass of wine?

I'd love one. Thanks.

Excuse me.

Go right here, darling. It's all right.

Hey, Maria.

Isn't this great?

Did you see that gorgeous hunk I landed
for an escort?

Well, to tell you the truth, Kim, mine
isn't so bad either.

You're kidding. He's cute.

Mind if I cut in later? Sure.

Bye.

The men's room's over there.

Well, Maria's been gone for some time. I
thought I'd better check. You don't

check. I check.

Mrs. Calderon?

Mrs.

Calderon?

Maria Calderon has been kidnapped.

Mr. Parker, your last assurance to me
was that you would be responsible for

the safety of my daughter.

Yes, sir.

Mr. President, don't blame Parker.

My men checked the window to the powder
room.

There were iron bars mounted in the
window.

Somebody somehow tore them apart.

The old security people were there.

And between you all together, managed to
lose my daughter.

We'll do everything possible to find
her. No.

I want no action taken.

Well, sir, you can't just tie the
captain's hands.

Any effort by the police or anybody else
can only endanger her life.

I will wait to hear from the kidnappers
and pay any ransom they want.

You mean we're to do nothing?

Absolutely.

And I want your guarantee, Mr. Parker.

That this incident will not go beyond
this room.

As far as the world is concerned, my
daughter has suddenly taken ill.

And has to be confined to her hotel
room.

Is that understood?

You have my word, sir.

Good.

Now, if you both excuse me.

Burn me up this time, Parker.

Well, Captain, you just said it wasn't
my fault.

Oh, that was for the president.

Oh, thanks.

You know, to spread those bars and get
Maria out of there, to act that fast,

now, wouldn't you think that that would
require an enormous amount of strength?

So I'll put out an APB on King Kong.

Tell me something, Parker.

Whenever there's trouble, how is it that
you always seem to end up right in the

middle of it?

Just luck, I guess.

Alvid, as you were traded to Tabilia.
Will my father find out what... He will

do anything I say.

If he ever wants to see you alive again.

Yeah.

Yeah, and kind of moon-faced.

Oh, and a mustache.

How's that?

That's good.

That's very good, but his eyes were a
little bit smaller.

Moon face with a mustache and piggy
eyes.

Sounds like my brother-in-law.

Is this the man?

That's him, all right.

So you haven't seen this man before?

Oh,

I'm sorry. It's my fault. Sorry.

Excuse me, ladies. My name is Parker.
Peter Parker.

Hi. You're a photographer for the Daily
Bugle, aren't you?

Usually, yes. But right now, I'm looking
for someone. And I wondered whether

maybe you had seen this man around.

Paging Miss Peggy Christian.

Your party is waiting at the Escobar.

Miss Peggy Christian.

If I'd seen him, I'd try to forget it.

What are you, a freak for uglies?

Yeah, well, thanks anyway.

Well, Peter, wait.

Don't you want to take our pictures?

Oh, well, you're all so beautiful. I'd
love to, but I just ran out of film.

Excuse me.

Hold it.

Senor Presidente, the maid is here to
clean the room.

Should I tell her to come back later?

No, it's all right.

Better come in.

It is obvious you love her very much.

Lisa?

Lisa Alvarez.

What are you doing here?

Is he not self-evident?

Maria.

What have you done with her?

She's all right.

For now.

You are even more devious than your
brother.

Gracias.

I consider being compared to my brother
in any way to be the greatest of

compliments.

How much do you want?

I'll pay anything you say.

You cannot buy your daughter's freedom.

Then what is it you want?

You cannot guess.

Because of you, my brother died in
disgrace.

Your brother?

Your brother was a tyrant. A word.

But the name Alvarez still means power
to the people of Tavilla.

And fear.

That is why they must welcome my return.

Your return?

Yes.

before the whole world on the day of the
pageant, you will resign in my favor,

ensuring a peaceful transfer of power.

Lucy. Piecework one to piecework two.
Are you there? Piecework two. Over.

Get in the car.

Circle around the alley.

Behind the warehouse.

We have come.

Total loss, Parker.

The car's a total loss. Well, at least
Peter wasn't hurt.

Yeah, I'm fine.

You won't be for long.

I should deduct the cost of that car
from your paycheck.

Mr. Jameson, the newspaper has
insurance.

And besides, it wasn't my fault.
Somebody else hit me. I told that to the

police. This would never have happened
if you'd been riding the subway.

How did you get that car in the first
place?

I specifically remember telling you that
you could not have a car from the motor

pool. Well, Pulse, don't you remember?
You changed your mind.

What?

Well, sure, don't you remember? You said
you wanted to go all out on that

Calderon story.

I remember that, but I don't remember
changing my mind about giving Parker a

car.

I guess you forgot.

Are you suggesting that I'm getting
senile?

Oh, no, boss, but, you know, everybody
forgets things once in a while.

I never forget anything where Parker's
concerned.

We need a requisition to get that car
from the motor pool.

Now, get it. I want to see who signed
it. Well, I've got it right here. I

thought you might be wanting...

I told you.

I don't remember, but that is my
signature.

Well, boss, you've got so much stuff to
sign, you can't remember all of it.

Well, sure, I can remember being in this
office when you've had stacks and stacks

of papers to sign.

Maybe I am getting seen out.

Oh, no, you just need to get away.

Yes, from you.

And you. Come on out of here, both of
you.

Well, I could never thank you. Well, if
you take that requisition to a

handwriting expert, you can help me find
another job.

But I must see the president.

It's very, very important.

We have our orders.

But if you just tell him I'm here, I
know he'll see me. I'm sorry, Mr.

Parker, but he said no one.

What do you know about Maria?

Sir, do you know a man like this?

I don't know him.

I never saw him before.

Right.

And I suppose you don't know a Mr. Sauti
either.

You are very impertinent, whoever you
are.

That might be true, Mr. President, but a
friend of mine stopped by the civilian

legation today. Oh, they weren't talking
either.

But there was a picture on the wall.

A picture of Mr. Sauti. I ask
specifically no interference.

I saw this man kidnapped, Mr. Sauti. I'm
sure he has Maria.

And I think, sir, you know his name.

The name will do no good.

Matsu.

He's an assassin, skilled in the arts of
death.

In my country, the Alvarez family hired
him many times to eliminate those they

feared.

An assassin, you say?

Not a kidnapper?

This time, he went to trade.

My daughter's life for my resignation so
others will take control of Tavilla.

Others?

That must be the lady that Mr. Matsu
works for, Lisa Alvarez.

Well, sir, it's no secret that if you
resign, the Alvarez family will climb

back into power.

And once again, Tavilla will become a
haven for terrorists.

I will not jeopardize the life of my
daughter.

Mr. President, please, just tell me what
you know. I think I can help.

I'm afraid I don't know very much.

At the opening of the present, I am to
make an announcement before

international television and ask that
Lisa Alvarez be restored to the power

her brother held.

Five hours?

Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you very
much.

Kim. Oh, hi, Peter. Got any film in your
camera this time?

Not this time. Really, Kim, this is
very, very important. Sure, what's

wrong?

You said at the disco that one of the
chaperones went into the powder room

just before Maria.

Which one was it?

Oh, I don't know.

But she was wearing an official badge.

You sure?

Sure, I'm sure. They have rowers like
mother hands.

That's terrific. Thank you.

As director of the Miss Galaxy Beauty
pageant, I can assure you that every

single chaperone has been interviewed by
Miss Hazer myself.

We see them personally before they ever
get their credentials.

So then you have their addresses.

I've told you, there is no Miss, no Mrs.

or Miss Alvarez.

Ma'am, could you take just one more look
at the photo, please? She may have used

a different name.

Yeah, this could be our Miss Garcia.

Here it is.

112 Parkland Place, apartment 11E.

No bus, no tail.

Any trouble?

Come on, I'll show you.

Matthew, bring the birth case, please.

You see, it's been quiet as a church
around here.

So I think it's about time we had the
collection.

Don't worry.

Sonora Alvarez will not try to cheat us.

That's very right.

Clive, your money is right here.

Client check outside.

There may be others.

So, this is the Spider-Man.

Let's have a look at this American
Wonder Man.

There is no time for that.

There could be others.

But I understand this strong one works
alone.

We are taking no chances.

Get rid of them.

Now.

Please, think of what you're doing.

Maria cannot hurt you. She is just a
girl.

Don't beg for me. She's no different
from her brother.

That is correct.

And in exactly one hour, Tavilla will
belong to me as it did my brother.

All clear outside.

He must have come alone.

Good.

Matsu, take care of him.

With pleasure.

Hello?

I'm heading up security here and there's
been a slight change of plans. I don't

understand.

As you know, my daughter Maria has been
taken ill, and I would like to make a

short announcement on her behalf.

Well, I'm certain that that will be in
order, Mr. President.

I'm just so sorry that she's not feeling
well.

It would be easier for security if the
President could make his announcement at

the beginning of the program. Oh, I'll
see that it's arranged, Captain Barbera.

Thank you. Oh, and Mr. President, I do
hope that Maria will be feeling better

soon. I'm sure she will.

Thank you.

You take care of Clyde and call the
police. I have to get Maria to her

father before it's too late.

Sam? Take the side who you in the back
there you guys float keep your eyes open

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to our
Miss Galaxy pageant.

It's my great pleasure to be your host
today, as we crown the finest young

beauty in the world.

Won't you join me now in giving all
these lovely young ladies a warm,

enthusiastic American welcome? Come on.

we're going to get in.

Come on, I'll show you.

Thank you, ladies, and thank you, ladies
and gentlemen.

Before we begin our festivities this
afternoon, it's my honor to present to

you the president of Tavilia, who has a
special announcement he would like to

make at this time.

President Calderon.

It is with deep regret that I must tell
you that my daughter Maria

cannot be here today.

It is with the same regret that I must
make the following announcement.

Papa, wait!

I want that Spider-Man. We lost the X.

Captain Barbera said they didn't find
Master's body when they dragged the

river. Yeah.

He's a clever one.

I bet he survived.

I hope not.

Meeting him once was enough for me.

Yeah.

Peter, there's no way I can thank you or
Spider-Man enough.

Oh, well, this exclusive is enough for
me.

I'm just sorry that Maria missed too
much of the judging to win the pageant.

Well, there is always next year. I think
not.

However, meeting Spider-Man was a unique
experience. I'll always remember that.

And Peter, remember that tonight you
bear even more responsibility for the

safety of my daughter.

Yes, sir, Mr. Preston.

Good night, Papa.

Good night.

Have a good time. You too.

Thank you.

Hey, Peter?

Aren't you forgetting something?

Oh, yes.

Too bad you're not Spider-Man.

You'd find a way to get rid of those
two.

Thank you.