All language subtitles for team_darryl

So my last housemate left all of a
sudden, but fortunately through my work,

a position came up in Los Angeles, so I
needed to find a new housemate.

Hello.

The grandmaster was the only one who
answered my Craigslist ad.

Imagine that.

I was the only one. Well, lucky me.

At first, I thought he was just another
Hollywood-type person. Then I realized

he was more than likely from another
planet.

I like learning about your culture.

What do you call this?

Toast. Yes.

I come from Sakaar. It's a haven for
lost things.

That sounds kind of poetic, but it's
really kind of a catch-all place.

And now, without boring you with the
details, I had formerly, for a rather

long period of time, an
assistant-slash-bodyguard named Topaz.

And now, you know, I'm looking for a new
assistant, and you know who seems to fit

the bill just perfectly, believe it or
not, is Daryl.

He's starting to make me dress up in
Topaz's armor.

He's getting me to do a lot of things
for him, do the dishes, drive him

around, and I also do his laundry. He
says he's over one million years old,

which I find hard to believe because he
acts quite young, almost immature.

He is a really nice guy. It's the first
thing I noticed about him. He's very

charming and persuasive.

But sometimes he completely loses his
temper.

Damn it! God damn it! I don't do this
for everybody, but I'm going to share

with you some of the drawings that I've
made here in Daryl's house. They're all

of Daryl. Now watch this. So here's the
first one.

I gave him an extra long tie.

Tiggle, tiggle, tiggle.

This is Daryl on a horse.

Oh, he's so happy.

And the horse has my face. Did you
notice?

That's also Daryl as a crying cyclops.
Oh, my golly. Well, look at this.

Here's Daryl asleep right there.

And, of course, he's dreaming about me.

My eye fell upon him, and then I kind of
knew it right away. He's kind of like my

muse. He just interests me strangely.

What am I working on at the moment?
Well, um...

You know, I'm fixing to move in on this
new planet. Now, I've kind of taken a

liking to it, so I'm going to rule
Earth.

Lately, he started talking about taking
over Earth. I'm not sure how he would go

about starting to take over Earth, but
we made a video.

Peoples of planet Earth, my name is
Grandmaster, and I'm

about to become your ruler.

Those who resist me, let me say.

will become melted.

This is my melting stick.

Yeah, if people displease me, I can melt
them.

How many views have we got now?

One. One? That's not bad.

But that's just us because we're
watching it.

Maybe you need to refresh the window.

Okay. Okay.

And how many views do we have now? Now
we've got two. Ah, good, good, two. So

we're, we're, now we're in business.

That second one is up too. We've seen it
twice. We might need to make another

video advertising the original video.
You know, anybody who could play music?

Some of your, some of your work friends?
From the top. Ready? Three, four.

Nope, nope, nope.

Wow, David.

Why are you playing a Zimbledorp when
we're obviously doing a Zets? Why are

you doing that?

I don't know what that is.

All right.

From the top. One, two.

One, two, three. I don't want to go to
sleep without clearing up a few things,

okay? I apologize for melting David.

We might want to call his parents and
just let them know.

I guess I should be the one to call.

But can we practice what we're going to
say?

Okay, ring, ring, ring.

Hello. Hello, who's this?

This is Mrs. Richardson.

Oh, Mrs. Richardson. I'm not sure if
that's the best way to start.

Well, let's see what happens. You try to
channel her.

Mrs. Richardson.

Oh, how are you, Mrs. Richardson?

You can call me Grandmaster.

Mrs. Richardson, what are you wearing?

I'm just wearing a nightgown.

Oh, you've got to be kidding.

What color?

Blue. Oh, that's my favorite color. Mrs.
Richardson, David's melted.

So you may be wondering what will become
of Daryl when I take over this planet.

Well, he's going to...

rule beside me. Well, he's going to
stand beside me. I'm going to be ruling,

but he's going to be standing beside me.

And I don't like saying this, but you
look at him, and he stares right back at

you, and I can't tell if he wants to
just hang out or melt me.

I love you, Daryl.

Do you have anything to say to that?

I love you too.

I didn't force him to say that.

That warms me terrifically.

Thank you.

I think, I never thought I'd say this,
but I'm really beginning to miss my old

housemate.