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Hello.

'Hey, boy wonder.'

'Guess what
I'm holding in my hand.'

Danny?

'The one and only.'

'So how you doing?'

Good. I'm good.

It's been a long time.

How are you?

Yeah. Good. Good.

Listen, I, uh..

...I need your help.

'Units responding to the 187'

'at the K-Ram building'

'proceed with caution.'

This is unit 1.
We're moving in.

Freeze! Drop it!

Drop the weapon!

'Turn around.'

Hey, guys.

It's not what it looks like.

No, no, no, y-you're going

about it all wrong, detective.

You...you're coming
straight out

of the gate with bad cop.

I mean, you do a good bad cop.

You are intimidating,
I'm not gonna

not gonna lie
to you but, but, now

let's bring good cop out.

He's nicer,
more pleasant.

We build a rapport.

You...maybe,
you say something like

"are you thirsty?" and I say,
"I'd love a cup of tea."

Here's another
fine mess, eh?

They really found Jane
holding the murder weapon?

Yes, they did.

Hightower twisted
some arms at Sac PD.

It's a joint investigation,
we share the sandbox

but CBI is taking the lead.

I don't know
why you're smiling.

Well, it's a new angle
at least, right?

I mean, he's never been
a murder suspect before.

We got an ID
on the victim.

Landon Wale, 45.

He's some real estate
mogul from San Francisco.

What was he doing
in Sacramento?

Well, office is
a financial brokerage.

K-Ram Investments Inc.

Van Pelt's trying
to locate the owner.

What's Jane say
he was doing?

I-I was taking a walk
and...to get some air.

And when I came by here,
I heard a shot.

So, uh, I came to see
if I could help

and that's when
I discovered this man

lying here with
the blood and...and no pulse.

He had the gun in his hand.

Yes, I confess,
I-I picked it up.

I'm not good
with forensics.

No, I can vouch for that.
He is, uh, terrible.

You heard a gunshot
and ran in to help?

Yes, I did. I'm no hero.

I just did what any person
would do in that situation.

No one is calling
you a hero.

Really? Good.

Detective, how'd your guys
catch this? 911?

Yeah, uh, an anonymous call

said a man was murdered
at this location.

Did you make
that call, Jane?

No. Why would I do that?

'Hang on, boss.'

This was stuck
in his pocket.

Looks like a ruby.

A pretty nice one.

Cool.

Yeah, great.

Detective.

Could you uncuff
this one now, please?

He's still the suspect.

And he is not gonna
leave town.

Release him into my custody.

'You know he's not good for it.'

'Zero connection to the victim.'

'Nada...niente.'

Zip...naught.

I could go on.

'I am reaching out
to you, detective.'

I know this man
and I know

he's telling the truth
about what happened.

- The truth. Now.
- Beg your pardon?

Talk, or I will
give you back

to Detective Reece.
Seriously.

My wife's brother called
me and asked for my help.

He gave me this address
and when I got here

I found the dead guy.

I guess he called
the police on me.

Your wife has a brother?

Yeah. Danny Ruskin.

Okay. Why'd he
call the cops?

- Force my involvement.
- Why?

Well, either he didn't
kill Landon Wale

and he wants me to help
him catch the real killer

or he did kill
Landon Wale, and he wants me

to help him elude justice.

And you would
do that for him?

That's a very good question.

You know if
the county fair's in town?

'Mrs. Wale, what was
your husband's connection'

to K-Ram Investments?

Where you found him?

I've never heard
of it before today.

Me, neither
and...my brother and I

were business partners.

Real estate.

Landon was a good man.

Why would someone
want to hurt him?

We'll let you know.

And we understand
that Heather Rade is here?

Lan's assistant?

Upstairs.

Heather.

Concetta,honey.

People are bringing
lots of food.

- You don't need to do this.
- No, I do.

I need to keep busy.

I can't believe
this is happening.

Yes, Melanie?

Oh. The police?

Yes, ma'am, did Mr. Wale
ever speak to you about

a brokerage in Sacramento
called K-ram Investments?

Sacramento?

Landon has a money guy here.

Sorry, no.

Mrs. Wale,
did your husband

ever wear jewelry?

No.

We, uh...found this on him.

'It's a ruby. Half-carat.'

Oh, my god. It's gone.

Why would Landon take it?

Landon gave me
this statue of...Aphrodite

on our honeymoon,
you know, Aphrodite, the--

The Greek goddess of love
and sexuality. Yes, ma'am.

'It had rubies
along the base.'

I have a photo of it
for insurance purposes here.

How valuable is it?

It was worth
over $200,000.

Well, you should
file a claim.

Looks like
the killer took it.

Jane.

Yeah.

- Okay. Thank you.
- Jane?

County fair
starts Saturday.

So Danny will be there?

Well, no.
It's not that simple.

But someone there
will know where he is.

He's a carny
like you used to be?

Uh, carny is a very
broad term, Lisbon.

Uh, Danny's more showbiz.
But it's-it's been a while.

Before last night
when was the last time

you talked to him?

When I called
him to tell him

what Red John had done.

'Boss.'

K-ram investments
doesn't exist.

It's not registered
on any stock exchange.

- It's not even a real company.
- Who owns it?

A holding company
signed the lease.

I tracked that through
three other outfits

to get to a Daniel Ruskin.

Daniel Ruskin.

- He got a sheet?
- Long one.

Got hooked for larceny,
passing bad checks.

Nothing violent.

Then was popped
for fraud

two years ago
in Toronto.

He's a con man,
basically.

Oh. Show business, eh?

Well, confidence game,
showbiz...it's a thin line.

So maybe,
the victim was a mark

in one of Danny's cons.

Vic finds out.
They fight.

Danny kills him
and steals the statuette.

Possible,
Danny is usually

smoother than that.

Right,
very smooth.

The way he forced
you onto this case.

It's clever.
You're a pawn in his game.

I'm not a pawn. He..

Yeah? What?

Oh, you're very good.
You almost got me talking.

All right. What are
you keeping from me?

Nothing.
He's family. That's all.

'Van Pelt.'

Complicated, right?

'Boss, it's
Detective Reece for you.'

- They got a call.
- It's for you.

To Jane's phone
from the K-Ram offices.

He's on his way over.

Stall him.

Stall him?

I didn't know your wife
was from this world, too.

Oh, yeah.

Her grandparents
were...carny royalty.

They ran big metal..

...ferris wheels,
ghost trains.

They ran 'em
all across the Midwest

but, uh, my wife, she, uh..

...she didn't want
to have any part of it.

Why?

Well, eh...carnies
are good people

but, uh, you know,
you're either

with the show
or you're not.

There's-there's
nowhere in the middle.

And if you're not
with the show

then you're a mark.

You're a sucker.

And she didn't like that.
You're not gonna need the badge.

They're gonna tell
you're a cop without it.

Actually, people very
rarely guess I'm a cop.

Oh, yeah.
Let me do the talking.

When it's advisable.

And don't mention
Danny until I do.

I'll be
the judge of that.

Hey! No trespassing.

Fair's not open yet. Scram.

Or else what?

Or else I'll give
you a good whupping.

- That's what else.
- Uh, how about this, Pete?

If you can catch
me...then I will marry

that damn ugly
sister of yours.

Patrick Jane.
Son of a bitch.

Oh, man!

I heard you were police.

I didn't believe it.

But here you are
with a real, live cop.

This is my good friend Teresa.

Doesn't bite.

If you're okay with Jane..

...I guess
you're okay with me.

Thanks.

You know, I haven't
seen you a while, eh?

Well, you know.

Yeah, I know.

So what brings
you here now?

I'll give you
three guesses.

Uh, Danny?

Got it in one.

Danny's a good boy.

What's he been up to?

Hey, Sam.
Come on out here.

I got a surprise
for you, honey.

Come on. You ready?

- 'Ta-da!'
- Oh, look at you, huh?

Yeah.

Ah!

- Uh, what was that for?
- Detroit.

Oh, yeah.
Fair enough.

Mm-hmm.

What's with
the state trooper?

'Yeah, it's like,
unreal, huh?'

A Jane
working with the law.

- How do I look like a cop?
- Oh, please.

Look like Cagney and Lacey
had a baby. Called it Pepper.

- They're looking for Danny.
- Danny's in trouble.

'Yeah, what else is new?'

'Danny's always in trouble.'

Remember the morning
of your wedding?

Oh, yes. Yeah.

My-my wife had to bail

Danny out in her dress.

She was not very happy.

'Well, it's good
to see you and all'

but the police is
the police. No offense.

None taken.

Well, Pete, wh-why don't
you take Pepper here

and, uh, show
her the elephant?

I'd love to see
the elephant.

My pleasure.
Right this way.

Her name is Daisy.

She's cute.

She's a mean old girl.

She'd run down
her own kids for an apple.

No.

You think I'm kidding?
Here. Give her one.

Where do I put it?

In here.

You two get along,
you can take her home with you.

You want another one?

What kind of trouble
Danny got?

Worst kind of trouble.

Damn shame.

'Not surprised though.'

Danny's been heading downhill
all the way since Angela died.

There's a man
needed a big sister.

Yeah.

So..

...I should help you
and the cops..

...find him.

Why?

Danny called me, uh,
just out of the blue

and he asked for my help.

Danny doesn't always do

what's best
for his own interests.

'Tendency to outfox himself.'

True.

But he asked for my help

and that's what
I'll give him.

A few hours ago,
I was wiping

a murder weapon clean,
in case it had

Danny's fingerprints on it.

I don't know
where Danny is now.

But Nicki does.

Talk to Biltmore Nicki.

Same gig as always.

It's good to see you.

I'm glad you're doing okay.

You are doing okay,
aren't you?

Oh, yeah.

My little friend Pepper
is gonna need a ride

back to the office.

She's huge.

Kinda tickles.

Hey!

Jane!

Detective Reece called
three times. He's pissed.

He can get in line.

Where's Van Pelt?

Oh, hey, boss.

Can I borrow the car?

Ha ha ha.
That's funny.

Anything on Ruskin?

Uh, yeah, he's a,
uh, former escape artist.

Had an act as a kid,
just like Jane. "Houdini Jr."

Says he could do the water
torture cell trick at 17.

'Which I guess is good,
if you like that sort of thing.'

Cho, go and talk
to the victim's wife.

See if she knows Ruskin.

Rigsby, have Van Pelt help
you look into his financials.

Look for other names.
Con men rarely work alone.

Where is Van Pelt?

Daniel Ruskin?

I don't know him. Sorry.

But you do?

I have met Daniel.

He's very charming.

I'm sure
he wouldn't hurt Landon.

You know Ruskin?

But you told us you never
heard of his company, K-Ram.

No. I-I have no notion
of his business.

I met Daniel socially

at Landon's country club.

Murphy introduced us.

- Murphy Traver?
- Mm.

Oh, a lovely man.

Of the Long Island Travers.

Thank you for your
cooperation Mr. Traver.

Oh, happy to talk,
agents, yeah, I just need

to get back
to this meeting in a few.

Can't trust
computer nerds

alone too long,
you know.

Oh, gosh.
Poor Landon. It's horrible.

So you introduced
him to Ruskin?

Yeah, yeah.
Sure did. I, uh, yeah.

Met Daniel at the club.

He's just
an outstanding guy.

But, well, why do you want
to know about Daniel?

Well, he's a con man.

He may have
killed Mr. Wale.

Do you know
where he is?

Con man?
Oh, my god.

My god.
I invested with him.

Oh, my God.

Where's your assistant?

I'm-I'm sorry, agent.
I-I have to call my bank.

Yeah, you know,
a place like this.

Bunch of people,
you should have an assistant.

At least a receptionist.

And with all those employees

the phone lines should
be ringing off the hook.

Landlines.
So 20th-century.

No, agent, I-I'm sorry,
you c-you're not allowed

in there. That's
a clean room, agent!

Very clean.

I am having a very bad day.

And you're gonna
tell us about Daniel Ruskin.

- Come on.
- Just-okay. All right.

My dear, sorry to bother.

Did you see two boys
run down the street?

No.

Ma'am, what's wrong?

I was walking
to the train station.

It's such a nice day.

And these
two boys just..

...took my purse.

Ma'am, here.
Come here. Sit down.

Oh.

I have to visit my sister.

She's in the hospital
in Bakersfield.

I feel so stupid.

Oh, that's terrible.

And the...the last
train to Bakersfield

leaves in 40 minutes.

Oh, dear.

Oh. Look, uh..

...can I drive you
to the train station?

You would do that?

Oh, my dear.

Oh, thank you.

Sure. Mm.

'You're not taking
her anywhere, Grace.'

Nice hook, Nicki.

You're such
a sweet old lady.

Grace, Nicki.
Nicki, Grace.

If this were for real

this old fox would
have you stripped bare.

This sweet piece
of fruit is a cop?

Damn.

Guess I'm losing my touch.

I'm looking for Danny.

Look at me.

Danny?

Look at me.

This is a family thing.

I know you know where
he is. Tell me, Nicki.

Or this nice piece of fruit
will take you Downtown

and treat you to
a complimentary cavity search.

Hypothetically,
what happened?

Hypothetically?

We were running..."the rag."

We'll let you
invest in a surefire

stock market winner.

It's a little illegal.

Shh, don't tell anybody.

Blah, blah.

Hypothetically..

...Danny hooked
Landon good.

I mean, had him begging
us to let him invest.

He was bringing us some..

...statue worth 200 grand.

So you and Danny killed
Landon and took the statue.

No, no, why take it
when he was gonna

give it to us
in the morning?

Maybe you took it, Murphy.

You didn't wanna
share with Danny

so you called Wale
and met him early.

Things got out of hand.

You need to help yourself.

- Tell your side.
- No, no, no.

- You're a liar.
- She's right. You are.

Where's Danny Ruskin?

You're a businessman.
So is Danny.

He'll understand.

I don't know.

I don't.

But I know who he's with.

Trixie...somebody.

Rich and hot.

Yeah. Danny's always got
a second revenue stream.

Always..

...monetizing.

Excuse me.

Jane, where
the hell are you?

'Wow. Hope that's a
decaf you're getting.'

How did you kn--

I can hear
the foam machine.

Anyway, I promised Grace
I'd call, so I called.

Lovely to talk
to you. Bye now.

- Put her on now.
- No, I've already ditched her.

Jane, you have to come in.

Danny could be dangerous.

We're not looking
to use deadly force.

But things happen.

It's not safe for you.

Getting close
to nabbing him, are you?

Oh, that's good to hear.

Well, may the best
man win, Lisbon.

- Jane!
- Boss.

Checked the sign-in logs
at the K-Ram Offices.

Found a Trixie Mercado.

She's the daughter of the
guy who owns the building.

She has a place in midtown.

Thanks.

May the best man win.

Detective Reece,
it's Lisbon.

We've got a lead on Ruskin.

It's party time.

Oh.

Baby, why are you packing?

God, y-you are killingme.

You're so gorgeous.

Seriously,
uh, I'm dying

but I gotta go, baby.

Something came up.

I'll be back soon,
all right?

- Danny.
- Hey.

Long time.

Danny, what the hell?

You must be,
uh, Trixie, huh?

Hi. I'm-I'm Patrick.
No need to be scared.

'Danny and I, we're family.'

Biltmore Nicki called
you, huh? And that's it?

You're just
gonna hop on out of here?

- I--
- I just got here.

You're mad.
I get that. I do.

But I needed your help.

I needed your
wisdom and cunning--

Yeah, how much
help can I be to you

when I'm
in handcuffs, Danny?

Wh-what can I say?

Calling you in was the best
of some very unsavory options.

Then tell me what happened
with Landon Wale last night.

Honest and quick.
I don't have all day.

'Police, open up.'

You son of a bitch.

That has nothing
to do with me.

'Trixie Mercado,
are you in there?'

- 'We've got some questions.'
- Oh, please.

What the hell
is going on?

Look, just talk to 'em.
I have influence.

We can sort
this thing out.

If you didn't do anything
you got nothing to worry about.

Nothing to worry about?

I am not spending a day
in jail. Not one day.

Never again.
Ever. You got me?

Ms. Mercado,
open the door right now.

Back up.
I'm going in.

Give me some room.

Back up!

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Danny's not here.

Yep. Danny went that way.
All by himself.

All units search the area.
Suspect has fled.

Establish a 2-block perimeter
around this loc.

- You're Patrick's friend?
- Yeah.

He said to tell you he's really
really sorry about all this.

Jane's with Danny?

Jane? No.

It was a man. Patrick.

Tell me what happened
with Landon Wale.

Ooh, big detective.

Consultant.

- Consultant.
- Stop stalling.

Just tell me if you killed the
man and I'll take you to Mexico.

I'm touched. Cabo?
You-you'd do that for me?

- 'Yes, I would.'
- Why?

Because your sister
would want me to.

You sound like a mark.
Or you think I'm a mark. Which?

You sound like
you're in over your head.

Yeah, wayover my head.
Not like Patrick. No.

'You would never get in way
over your head, would you?'

Too smart for that, never made
mistakes. Not the boy wonder.

Why won't you answer
my question?

Is it because you hate me

or is it because you did,
in fact, kill the man?

Hate.

Why would I hate you, bro?

I asked my question first.

I didn't kill Landon.

I smell deception..

...but it's hard
to tell with you

'because you're
kind of a sociopath'

'like all the great con men.'

I am great, huh?

First compliment you ever
gave me I can recall.

Convince me, Danny.
Come on. Try.

Just-just make me believe
that you didn't kill that guy.

You want me to dance for you,
hmm? I should crawl for you?

Okay, that's it. I'm leaving,
and I'm gonna call the cops.

They will be here
in five minutes.

I would make yourself scarce.

Stop!

Stop!

You think I won't do it?

Not sure.

I wouldn't blame you
if you did.

Agent Hightower.

You lied to me.

Detective Reece
has some concerns

about the Landon Wale case.

Seems like you didn't tell him
that Jane is the brother-in-law

of Daniel Ruskin,
the prime suspect.

At the time of my conversation
with Detective Reece

I didn't know
about the connection.

I apologize for the oversight.

I'm supposed to buy that?

No purchase required,
detective.

- Where's Jane now?
- Oh, I don't know where he is.

You don't know where he is?

Okay. I tell you what,
this is what I'm going to do.

I'm gonna get an arrest warrant

and I'm gonna have
every cop on the street

looking for him and Ruskin.

You need to get control
of your unit, lady.

What you have right here
is slackness.

If Mr. Jane is involved
in obstruction of justice

aiding and abetting,
or anything like that..

...he's yours.

Are we done?

I guess we are.

Keep in touch.

Jane's in trouble.

Detective Rigsby.
You wanted to talk to me?

It's agent.
Uh, we're re-interviewing

a number of Mr. Wale's
associates.

It's just routine.
Let's go to my desk, shall we?

You look...different.

Yeah, it's really hot
at the office. The air's broken.

No money to fix it?

We found out that the company

was gonna file
for bankruptcy, Heather.

The place is broke.

You should really
talk to Melanie.

Yeah, but what happened
to the company?

Do you read the news?

Real estate's not doing so well

and Landon made
a bad deal or seven.

He was a cowboy,
a win big, lose big.

Please take a seat.

So how did, uh

Melanie and Concetta take
the bankruptcy news?

They didn't know.
Landon only told me.

I, uh, I keep the books.

So you're looking at them, huh?

Hmm? We look at every place,
at everybody.

Hmm.

"Hmm" meaning what?

No, nothing. It's just..

Who knew he'd be worth
more dead than alive?

You mean life insurance?

Uh-huh.

Thank you.

Well, this policy's
less than three months old.

Did Mrs. Wale take it out?

Connie? No.

She's not the beneficiary.
Melanie is.

The sister.

Well, what's it worth?

$2 million.

If you know where they are,
you need to tell me.

Sac PD's got a manhunt going.

Jane and Danny
could get arrested or shot.

They're survivors.
They're gonna do okay.

Jane will get fired
from the CBI.

Oh, no.

This job is all he has.

If he's arrested,
they'll take that from him.

I'm his friend.
I can help.

Ms. Lisbon

they just took off.
We don't know where they went.

- You swear?
- I swear.

My sister..

...was the only good,
clean honest thing

that I had in my life..

And you ran off with her.

You took her away from me,
away from what she knew, so..

you know, yeah,
I've been mad at you.

Very mad.

I didn't, I didn't
take her away.

She didn't, she didn't want
the carny life. She hated it.

She wanted to get out.
We-we both did.

'And you know how hard that is.'

That was, that was our thing.
That's what we did together.

We-we-we escaped together.

Nice escape plan, bro.

- 'You got her killed.'
- Thanks for reminding me.

Yeah, you just had
to be a big shot

had to get on the TV
and run your mouth.

It's your fault she's dead.

Yes.

It is.

I know that. It ismy fault.

And I just, I hope that one day,
you will, uh, forgive me.

And maybe one day
I'll forgive myself.

- Forgive you?
- Not for my sake. For yours.

Because hating me is just
a waste of your energy.

It's pointless.

Just move on. Drop it.

Find something to love.

Love?

Man, you really have changed.

Yeah.

I don't, I don't know if I..

I don't require
an answer, Danny.

I just..

You got something in your eye?

I got allergies. It's..

- 'Oh?'
- It's pollen.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

Landon Wale.

Yeah, Landon.

Boy..

There's a mark.

He was so hot to get taken.

He called me that night

and wanted to move up
the action.

When I got there,
he was dead.

That's it.

I did not kill him.

What was the action?

Landon was supposed to bring
me the gold statue.

Not to give to me,
just to show me, you know

to prove he had the collateral
to invest in my hedge fund coup.

And this mook was hooked deep.

Thought he was flying to Brazil

with his hot assistant
and all the money.

Brazil, I like it. Old school.

Yeah. He had it all mapped out

little place on the beach,
a fishing boat.

Perfect mark.

Hey.

To suckers. Gotta love 'em.

Don't move.

Keys.

Go on.

Jane!

Jane!

Jane, it's me.

Hey, Lisbon.

Excellent work finding us.

I am very unhappy with you.
Is he in there?

- Yeah.
- Bring him out.

No funny business,
or I will shoot to kill.

You're very persuasive.
We'll be right out.

Ms. Anders,
thanks for coming in.

Sure. Uh, what's this about?

Uh, the insurance policy.
We, uh, have a few questions.

Policy? Oh, for Landon. Sure.

You know, it's common

to have a key man policy
for small businesses.

I'm sure you can
straighten things out.

We have some, uh, paperwork
to take care of.

'Check here
and sign here please.'

Thanks for the call,
Agent Lisbon.

My pleasure. We have a deal?

Yeah, we'll forget about
your lies and incompetence.

- Alright, up against the car.
- Hey. What?

- Get your hands behind your..
- Hey, wait!

- Hands behind the back.
- Wait.

You said we could work it out

if I came in, not him.
I got no deal with him.

It's for the best, Danny.
It's for the best.

We've all gotta get out
from underneath it sometime.

- You bastard!
- Sorry.

Aah! God. You son of a bitch!
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

- Take it easy.
- I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

'You betrayed me!'

I will kill you!

Did you have to be
so rough with him?

Don't tell me how to do my job.

- Alright, both of you--
- Are you threatening me?

- I'm not threatening anybody.
- If it weren't for me..

- You wouldn't even have him
- Are you delusional?

You blocked the investigation.

- Every step of the way.
- You spat on me.

- Hey, that's enough.
- You want to go in with him?

Say the word. I'd be happy..

Oh, oh, oh!

'Hey, hey, hey, stop!'

Lisbon! Lisbon!

'Hey!'

'Stop! Hey!'

Hi. This is police business.

Patrick Jane. I'm with the CBI.

Yes, I saw you there,
when the killer escaped.

- It was horrible, Connie.
- Terrible story.

Yeah, well, I'd like to speak
to Ms. Wale alone, please.

It's very important.

Thank you.

This is awkward,
but we have reason to believe

that Danny Ruskin has
every intention of killing you.

- Me?
- Yes, you.

He has a violent temper

and several convictions
to prove it

including shooting and killing
a man ten years ago.

But why would
he want to hurt me?

He figured it out.

Oh, I-I'm sorry.
That you killed your own husband

and in doing so,
ruined Danny Ruskin's life.

What?

Mr. Jane,
that's an outrageous charge.

Yes, one I almost
didn't believe myself

until meeting you just now.
Then it became glaringly obvious

you have deep-seated control
issues mixed in with jealousy

and your own weird lust
for violence.

Landon was gonna
take the money

and run away with that leggy
assistant. What's her name?

Shut up. Landon loved me.

No, he didn't,
and you know he didn't.

Hell, maybe you even knew
that he was headed off

to brazil with her, but what
you didn't know, Mrs. Wale

is that Landon was being played.

He was being conned by
no one other than Danny Ruskin.

And when Landon took
your Aphrodite statue

you assumed he was
gonna give it to the mistress.

Your honeymoon gift..

The very symbol
of your love for each other.

So you followed Landon to where you thought he was gonna meet

with that statuesque strumpet

and you killed him.

Then you took what you thought was rightfully yours.

- That's ridiculous.
- Oh.

That Ruskin character
killed Landon.

Where is the statue now,
Concetta?

Huh?

Uh, hey, wait!

Wait! You can't go in there!

Oh, look at this. You could
land a jumbo jet in here.

Landon wasn't big on the,
uh, subtlety, was he?

Probably why you knew
he was having an affair.

You must leave, Mr. Jane..

Right now.

- You bitch.
- Aah!

- And you..
- Easy.

Christmas came early this year.

Oh, Danny, another gun?

Come on. Really? What, just..

None of this would have
happened except for you.

You ruined everything.

Okay, listen. Danny..

- You don't have to do this.
- Shut up!

Okay, listen to me.
You're not this person.

Okay? You're not
this person. Look--

You backstabbed me!

I trusted you.

You think I'm a mark? You think
you can run games on me?

Aah! Aah!

Oh. Oh, my god.

You shot me.

Son of a bitch.

What'd you do that for?

- 'Oh, my god.'
- Patrick.

Bastard.

No.

No.

No, no, no, no.

'Stay with me.'

You made me shoot him.

No, no. No, please.

- This is your fault.
- No.

This is your fault! God!

'You ruined my life!'

You deserve this, bitch.

Your ruined my life.
I could have had everything!

Okay, I can fix it!

I'll fix it. I swear.

Money. So much money

you can go to Switzerland.
You can go anywhere you want.

- Yeah?
- You don't have to kill me.

Look, I can prove it.

- Go!
- Oh! Okay.

Okay.

This is worth a lot of money.

Take it. It's yours. Take it!

Ha!

Connie, Connie, Connie.

You fell for the oldest
gag in the book.

Huh? And one of the cheapest

3.55 at a novelty
store near you.

Beats the hell
out of the cackle bladder.

- You got a little..
- Mmm.

A-a little..

Kind of minty.
How are my teeth?

'They're good?
That was great, huh?'

'Concetta Wale,
you're under arrest.'

Turn around. Put your hands
behind your back.

- Turn around.
- I'll take that.

Come on. Let's go.

Sac PD want to talk to you
about Landon Wale and K-Ram.

There are some fraud
charges pending.

Fraud is very hard to prove

especially when nothing
changed hands.

In fact, now that I think of it

I'm actually innocent here.

Whatever. They're on their way.

I believe she's telling
you to scram.

That's not what I said.

- Thank you, Lisbon.
- I didn't hear that.

Thank you, Lisbon.

I can't hear anything.

So..

...this is it, huh?

It's nice.

Classy.

They'd like it, I guess..

'...if they had a preference.'

You know, this is
the first time I've been here

since the funeral.

Why is that?

Because they're not here.

Hey, who knows for sure?

Maybe they're up
there right now

looking down at us.

You know, Annie's saying,
"Lighten up, you dummies."

Yeah, maybe.

Eesh.

I'm sorry I asked to come.

Who knew a trip to the cemetery
would be such a downer?

Sorry. It's irrational.

No reason to be sad.

You gonna give 'em
those flowers or what?

Guilt is for marks.

You know that, right?

Yeah.

Stay tuned for scenes
from our next episode.