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I know it sounds crazy...
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but Penny was like
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some kind of
revolutionary guerrilla leader,
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fighting against this AI government thing
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that put chips in everyone's neck.
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And the chips,
they were inserted with magic?
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No, no, that's the next universe.
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That's a completely different ball of wax.
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Right, sorry.
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"Different ball of wax."
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And I know you. I mean, from my universe.
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But you weren't a psychiatrist,
you were a neurobiologist.
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Well, good for me.
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And this all happened
before or after the apocalypse?
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Before. After civilization collapsed,
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there wasn't a big demand
for neurobiologists.
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Rat farmers, sure, you know?
People gotta eat.
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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
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Let's keep your Shamoxil where it is,
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and I'm going to double
your dosage on Trafederine,
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see if that doesn't help.
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You think I'm crazy?
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That's not a word we like
to use around here, but...
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Doesn't matter. I...
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gotta get out of this place.
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To go to a different universe?
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Not just different, a good universe.
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You know, without giant moths,
or evil demons.
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Right, sure.
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Well, if you make progress,
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it's not out of the question
that someday you can leave.
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Someday? What does "someday" mean?
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It means a vague time
in an unspecified future.
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That sounds like never to me.
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"Never" is not a word we use around here.
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It can be upsetting.
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Open.
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Thank you.
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And remember, Dr. Fowler upped our dosage,
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so we might wanna
take it easy for a while.
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"We"? Are you on these drugs too?
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You're a crack-up.
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I like you.
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Who builds a hallway like this?
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Bert.
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Thank God.
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Let's get out of here.
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Careful there, Chachi.
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- Who are you?
- Who am I?
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I'm Mamie Eisenhower.
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I'm a Sherpa.
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A Sherpa?
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I thought Sherpa was an ethnic group.
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It is. I converted.
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I met a girl online.
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We did the whole thing,
you know, the classes, the ceremony.
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Then she goes back to her ex.
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I don't know what to say. I'm sorry?
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No, I'm working through it.
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I'm in therapy.
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I'm thinking about ayahuasca.
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I think that's a good idea.
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I don't know. We'll find out.
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There's something wrong with the door.
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Hello my baby, hello my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
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Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my heart's on fire
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If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be all alone
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Oh, baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own
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Stuart.
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How'd you get out?
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I didn't. You're very high.
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That's all, folks!
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- Hey. How'd you get out here?
- No!
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No, you don't understand!
I can't stay here!
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None of this is real.
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I can't stay in this universe!
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- None of this is real.
- What's not real?
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Mr. Bloom, you have a visitor.
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- Denise?
- There's my guy.
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You gotta get me out of here.
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Oh, honey, I wish I could.
You've gotta get well first.
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There's nothing wrong with me.
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Stuart, please, you need help.
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I miss you. The children miss you.
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I have children?
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- Oh, my God.
- I'm a dad?
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You're a wonderful dad.
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Jaden and Talia
love you so very much.
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Okay. I'll do the work.
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- I'll get better.
- Thank you.
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Whose idea was it to name them
Jaden and Talia?
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- Yours.
- I do need help.
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Okay, very interesting interpretation.
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Stuart, do you have anything
that you'd like to add to that?
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Stuart?
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Okay.
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Mom? Dad?
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There's something
I need to get off my chest.
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"What is it, honey?" "Just listen."
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"And that's why I felt invisible."
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"No, Dad, you're talking out of turn!"
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- "You have a son named Stuart."
- And here's Stuart.
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"Oh, my goodness! He's come home."
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In the past, I'd be full of fear.
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Now, I'm just feeling the love
from deep within.
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That's great. Good job.
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Everybody, round of applause for Stuart.
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Good job, good job.
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I see you've been working
very hard.
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- I have, yeah.
- I've got a nice note here
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from your occupational therapist.
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Really?
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"Mr. Bloom brings
a refreshing enthusiasm
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- to his leather work."
- I made this wallet.
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Three compartments
and... a coin purse.
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Always need a place for your coins.
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But how are we feeling
about these other universes?
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I'm glad you asked.
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I've come to understand
that I was batshit crazy.
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Not the word that I would use,
but a word that I would think.
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I still have some concerns.
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No, I'm...
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I'm eating well, I'm sleeping well.
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Last movie night,
they played Step Brothers,
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and I laughed... in all the right places.
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Any way you look at it, I am well.
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Well, that's not really
for you to decide, is it?
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No, it's for you to decide.
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- Have you?
- I have.
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I can make you a nice belt.
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Not necessary. It's time you go home.
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Thank you, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Think you'll be letting
Bert out anytime soon?
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We don't have a patient named Bert.
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Of course not. I was just testing you.
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You passed!
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I'm gonna go now.
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Bye! If any of my friends
lose their marbles, I'll send 'em here.
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You doing okay?
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- Yeah, great.
- Good.
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I am so, so glad you're coming home.
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Me too.
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I mean, I don't wanna put
any pressure on things
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or push you too much, but...
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Mama really missed her Big Daddy.
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I'm Big Daddy?
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- Yeah, you are.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Just checking.
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"Big" is a... great adjective.
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Unless you're talking about
a suspicious lump.
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We just have to make one little stop.
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- For what?
- You'll see.
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Big Daddy loves surprises.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Denise, what is all this?
- It's your exhibition.
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You're the hottest artist going.
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I am?
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- The man of the hour.
- Bert.
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What are you doing here?
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What are you talking about?
It's my gallery.
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Okay, come on,
everybody's dying to meet you.
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Help me out. Am I down-to-Earth famous,
or more asshole famous?
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- Asshole.
- Great.
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Yes, it's me!
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Good to see you.
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- Wow.
- Thank you so much.
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Denise, I'm gonna need some Purell.
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Thank you.
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I don't even remember
painting most of these.
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Good to...
Good to see you, yeah.
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That's...
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- I love your work.
- What's that?
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I'm a huge fan.
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M'kay!
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Who's ready for a hot dog?
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- I am!
- Me! Me!
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Fresh-squeezed lemonade.
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Yay!
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- How you doing?
- Great.
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I can't believe I thought
there was a better universe
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than this one right here.
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Welcome back, neighbor.
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- Kripke?
- Guilty as charged.
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We're neighbors?
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I wike to think we're
a wittwe more than neighbows.
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I held your son at his bwis.
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We're Jewish?
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So, how was the woony bin?
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It's not a loony bin, Barry.
It's a hospital.
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- Yeah, fow woonies.
- Barry...
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I'm kidding. I'm a kidder.
Just ask my husband.
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Is this guy giving you the business?
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- Gary?
- Hey, Stuart.
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- I... gotta go lay down.
- Are you okay?
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I'm not sure.
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Wooks wike they didn't tighten
all the scwews there.
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- You're terrible.
- And you wove it.
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Denise, I'm gonna go for a little walk,
clear my head.
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Want me to come with?
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That's okay. I won't be long.
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You're not listening to me, okay?
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The centrifugal force of Thor's hammer
is what allows him to fly.
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But Thor is throwing it.
That violates Newton's first law.
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Hey, hey. Settle an argument for us.
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Laws of physics don't apply
to Norse gods, right?
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Of course not.
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Thor, along with
the other inhabitants of Asgard,
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exist outside the paradigm
of the physical universe.
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How do I know that?
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Oh, boy.
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- How was your walk?
- Good.
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What you got there?
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Bought a comic book.
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- Since when do you read comic books?
- People read comic books.
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What is with you?
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Sorry. That was too loud.
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"It was like any other Tuesday at Caltech.
Smart people doing smart stuff."
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"Leonard, Sheldon,
and Howard constructed
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a Vari-state Quantum Entanglement Device."
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"Stuart Bloom stopped by
to share the news of a clean colonoscopy."
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"In his excitement,
he knocked the device off the table."
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Honey, everything all right?
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Yeah, give me a minute.
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"From that point on,
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Stuart was entangled
with the fate of the universe."
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- Jesus.
- You need the MiraLAX?
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No, no. I'm okay.
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Don't strain.
Remember, that's how Elvis died.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure, sure, sure.
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"Messages were sent to help him,
but the big dope didn't notice."
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I'm a big dope? You're a big dope.
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If you need it,
there's a Fleet enema under the sink.
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Great, thanks.
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"So you've gotta fix it."
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"We're going to send you
more instructions, but first,
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you have to escape from this prison."
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"Prison"?
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"None of this is real!"
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Coming!
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- What you got there, neighbor?
- Nothing, nothing.
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Doesn't wook wike nothing.
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Mind your own damn business, Barry!
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That was vewy wude.
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What's that?
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- You can see it?
- Yeah, I can see it. What is it?
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You ever wonder
whether any of this is real?
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What are you talking about?
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Doesn't bother you
that everything seems perfect?
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No. This is the life we dreamed of.
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Exactly!
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When have my dreams ever come true?
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- Stuart, you're scaring me.
- You think you're scared now?
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You might wanna tighten your sphincter.
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Yuck!
256
00:20:24,145 --> 00:20:25,438
I'm bald.
257
00:20:26,522 --> 00:20:28,816
What'd you do? Where are we?
258
00:20:32,027 --> 00:20:34,530
It looks like The Matrix to me.
259
00:20:35,489 --> 00:20:37,950
Technically, we're out of the Matrix.
260
00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:42,245
So, what, the house, the kids,
the cable TV, none of that was real?
261
00:20:42,246 --> 00:20:44,581
Oh, man. I wiked it there.
262
00:20:44,582 --> 00:20:46,207
I mean, I was homosexual,
263
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:48,168
but my husband was a weal wooker.
264
00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:52,380
- Guys, this is The Matrix.
- Yeah, we know.
265
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,717
No, it's literally a scene from the movie.
266
00:20:57,845 --> 00:20:58,888
You're right.
267
00:20:59,805 --> 00:21:01,347
We're still trapped.
268
00:21:01,348 --> 00:21:03,933
Are you sure? It wooks wike we escaped.
269
00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:05,852
That's what they want us to think.
270
00:21:05,853 --> 00:21:08,314
- Who is "they"?
- I don't know.
271
00:21:11,484 --> 00:21:12,485
Hang on.
272
00:21:51,607 --> 00:21:52,608
You guys ready?
273
00:21:54,026 --> 00:21:56,319
There's no way to know
where we're gonna land.
274
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,738
Anywhere, as wong as I'm stwaight.
275
00:21:58,739 --> 00:22:00,074
That is so inappropriate.
276
00:22:01,033 --> 00:22:02,993
I know, I know. It's not a choice.
277
00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:19,134
Well, we're not in Pasadena.
278
00:22:20,177 --> 00:22:21,846
- Is it real?
- Seems real.
279
00:22:23,848 --> 00:22:26,683
Sand, organic material, clay.
280
00:22:26,684 --> 00:22:29,185
Could be kaolinite or montmorillonite.
281
00:22:29,186 --> 00:22:30,437
What's that mean?
282
00:22:31,105 --> 00:22:32,188
It's dirt.
283
00:22:32,189 --> 00:22:34,441
Why didn't you just say "dirt"?
284
00:22:35,234 --> 00:22:36,694
I was showing off a little.
285
00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:38,779
Did you hear something?
286
00:22:54,461 --> 00:22:55,796
No hurt.
287
00:22:57,256 --> 00:23:00,634
- Peaceful.
- We come from far.
288
00:23:01,302 --> 00:23:02,469
We good.
289
00:23:03,888 --> 00:23:06,432
- What do you think?
- I don't know.
290
00:23:07,182 --> 00:23:08,517
They sound stupid.
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