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- Stan, where'd you get that black eye?
- Nothing, I mean nowhere.
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- Your sister beat you up again?
- No!
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Your sister kicked your ass!
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She's pissed she got headgear.
She takes it out on me.
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You get your butt kicked by a girl.
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I'd never let a woman kick my ass.
If she tried anything, I'd be:
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"Get your bitch-ass back in the
kitchen and make me some pie!"
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My parents don't believe me.
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They think she's innocent.
She's an evil bitch.
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Be a man, Stan. Just say, "Hey, woman!
You shut your mouth and make babies!"
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What's that elephant doing?
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You mean this one?
He's my new pet elephant.
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- Where'd you get that?
- Mail order from Africa.
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They said it'd take 6 weeks,
but it only took 3!
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- Wow, that's cool!
- It's not!
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Mom won't let him in the house!
His poop is bigger than our couch.
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That's why my mom got me a potbellied
pig because its poop is small.
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Yeah, but pigs aren't smart
like elephants.
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Hey! Wait a minute!
What is that thing?
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This is the new retarded kid.
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Oh, I'm sorry, little girl.
But you still can't get on.
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You have to take the special-ed bus!
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Looks like you're not welcome
anywhere. See you!
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If a woman ever gave me crap,
I'd say, "Hey, you go do my laundry!"
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- Sit down, kid!
- Yes, ma'am.
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Children, our friend Mr. Hat is going
to tell us all about genetic engineering.
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That's right, Mr. Garrison, genetic
engineering is an exciting new science.
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You can splice DNA from some
animals and make them better.
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- Mr. Garrison?
- Yes, Kyle.
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Can you make an elephant smaller?
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Well, yes, I suppose you could.
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You could splice elephant genes with
a dog or cat or potbellied pig genes.
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Combine my elephant with a potbellied
pig and make potbellied elephants.
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- Smart like elephants, small like pigs.
- Cool!
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- I want a potbellied elephant.
- I'll pay $50.
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That's stupid.
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Shut up!
We can genetical engineer anything.
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I bet I could clone a human being
before you cross an elephant and a pig.
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- I'll bet you can't!
- Watch me!
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Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie.
Two A+ students in a cloning war.
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Genetic engineering lets us correct
God's horrible mistakes.
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Like German people.
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You might visit the genetic-engineering
ranch outside of town for help.
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You could use this for your
science-fair projects next month.
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- Genetic-engineering ranch? Sweet!
- We need a pig.
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- We can use Cartman's pig.
- Leave Fluffy out of this!
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We won't hurt her.
We need blood.
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You're not using Fluffy's blood!
I'll kick you in the nuts!
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Kyle, no!
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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I couldn't help notice that black eye.
Are there problems at home?
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- Yes.
- Oh, dear.
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Here, sit down, have some cocoa,
and tell Mr. Hat all about it.
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I'm your friend Mr. Hat. You can
tell me anything. Now, who hit you?
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- Is it your father or your mother?
- Neither, it's my sister.
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Your sister? For Pete's sake,
don't be such a wuss!
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Stop wasting Mr. Hat's time with little
problems and give me back my cocoa!
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Let's open the phone lines
for questions.
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Hey!
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- Hi, Shelly.
- You looking at my headgear?
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What headgear?
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- You looking at my headgear?
- I didn't really notice.
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- You little liar!
- I think it looks terrific! It matches...
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- Ready to go?
- Go where?
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The genetics ranch. To splice
the pig's genes with my elephant.
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Nobody's splicing from Fluffy!
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- I swear I'm gonna kill you, Stan!
- Why is your sister so mean?
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If some sissy chick tried
to kick my ass, I'd be like:
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"Hey, missy, why don't you go knit me a
sweater before I slap you in the face!"
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Who said that?
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This must be it.
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Looks like nobody's home.
We should come another time.
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We're splicing Fluffy
and my elephant together.
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I won't let them hurt you.
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- It's just a pig.
- Quit being a baby.
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- I don't get my ass kicked by a girl!
- At least I'm not a pig-fucker!
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I'm taking my pig. Screw you guys!
I'm going home!
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This whole idea is stupid!
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What would you know?
You never get higher than a D!
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Why don't you go to San Francisco
with the other Jews?
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There's no Jews
in San Francisco, retard!
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I'll kick you in the nuts!
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Can I help you?
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Yeah. We wanna crossbreed
an elephant with a pig.
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Brilliant idea.
Huge, elephant-sized pigs.
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No, little potbellied elephants
that people can keep as pets.
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That's an even better idea.
Come on in.
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I'm so pleased that you're interested
in genetic engineering.
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Nobody will hurt you.
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Thanks to genetic engineering,
there will be an end...
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...to hunger, disease,
pollution, even war.
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I created things
to make the world better.
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For instance,
here's a monkey with four asses.
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- How does that make the world better?
- My four-assed ostrich.
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My four-assed mongoose.
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Have anything
besides four-assed animals?
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I suppose so. Yes, over here.
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I have rats spliced with ducks,
gorillas spliced with mosquitoes.
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Here, I have rabbits spliced with fish
to make little bunny fish.
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These bunny ears are
tied on with strings!
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Here, Swiss cheese spliced
with chalk and a beard.
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- What about our potbellied elephant?
- Well, I'm sorry, children.
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Pig and elephant DNA won't splice.
Have you heard that song by Loverboy?
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Which song?
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Maybe I can help you add
a few asses to that swine.
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Keep your hands off of Fluffy!
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It's amazing what we can do
with a little blood sample these days.
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- What? Excuse me.
- Why are you taking Stan's blood?
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Pardon me, I tripped.
Could I have some hair?
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- Watch out, genetic engineers are crazy!
- Come on, Fluffy!
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- This gas is hurting my anus.
- That's pretty fresh.
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I sure am hungry.
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Any of you blokes know
what's for lunch today?
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- Lunchy munchies?
- Go away, Pip, nobody likes you!
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What kind of a name is Pip?
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My father's family name being Pirrip
and my name, Phillip...
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Would you shut up?
Nobody gives a rat's ass!
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- Yeah, go away, Pip.
- Right.
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French people piss me off.
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Dumb asses! You give up
on your stupid science-fair project?
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- No, we're already halfway done.
- Then all you've got is a stupid pig.
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- Probably a gay pig.
- It's more than you've got!
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Wrong! We've already
got our human clone under way.
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Oh, my God! They cloned a foot!
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Hey, I'll kick your ass!
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By Friday, we'll clone a whole human.
Good luck with your pig.
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Hello, children.
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- How you doing?
- Bad.
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Why bad?
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A pig and an elephant's
genes won't splice.
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Of course they won't splice, children.
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Haven't you ever heard
that song by Loverboy?
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- A pig-elephant? That's not a bad idea.
- I told you guys.
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Imagine a pint-sized elephant
that you could keep in the house.
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Children, we could make
a fortune with this.
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You hear? We'll be rich!
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Forget about that genetic engineering.
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If you want to combine a pig and an
elephant, get them to make sweet love.
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An elephant won't make love
to a pig.
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My pig won't wanna make love
to that elephant!
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Sure they would,
if you get them in the mood.
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- How do we do that?
- Do what I do, get them good and drunk.
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- Wanna come over?
- We've got work to do.
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An elephant takes a while
to get drunk.
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- Just for a little bit?
- Your sister gonna kick your ass?
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Shut up, Cartman!
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- Yeah, she's just a girl.
- Lf a girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be:
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"Why don't you stop dressing me like a
mailman and making me dance for you...
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...while you smoke crack
in your bedroom...
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...and have sex with some guy
I don't even know on my dad's bed."
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- What the hell are you talking about?
- I'm saying you're a little wuss.
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Use family love
as a weapon against her.
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Next time she kicks your ass, tell her,
"Shelly, you're my sister. I love you."
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- Sick, she's my sister!
- Try it. We gotta get Cartman's pig.
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You don't! Leave Fluffy out of this!
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- Come on, Kenny.
- Kyle, no!
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No elephant is gonna make love
to Fluffy! I will kick you in the nuts!
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Crap!
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And now back to Jesus and Pals...
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- Are you staring at my neck brace?
- No, I mean, yes? What neck brace?
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Before you beat my face
into a bloody pulp...
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...I just want you to know
that you're my sister and I love you.
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Someday I'll be bigger than you.
You'll wish you'd never done this.
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You'll never be bigger
than me, Stan. Never!
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Beautiful, it's absolutely beautiful.
My son, I think we've finally done it.
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Yes, we have, Dad.
My very own human clone.
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- Hope it's not a gay clone.
- Yeah. That's so stupid.
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Come on, keep drinking.
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I wonder how drunk he needs to be
to make sweet love to the pig.
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- Damn it! This won't work!
- Hello, children.
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I'm checking to see how our little
entrepreneurial adventure is going.
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They're both drunk
but won't have sex!
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Children, you can't stick a drunk pig
with a drunk elephant...
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...and expect them
to do the mattress mambo.
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You need to set the mood. Let me
show you boys what I'm talking about.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Elton John!
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Thank you, Elton.
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Look, it's working!
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Now, children, gather around
and watch the wonders of life.
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The beauty of mother nature.
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- Sick!
- Fluffy!
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Now I know how all those
white women must have felt.
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How luscious,
our creature has come to fruition.
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- Dad, you're the best.
- Oh, my God! He only has one ass!
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He's of no use to me.
I'll have to burn the room.
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This entire experiment
is turning out very bad.
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Me bad?
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He's out of control.
We have to destroy him!
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But he's our science-fair project!
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- He's too dangerous, son.
- But, Dad, I want a human clone!
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Son, no!
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You've made a horrible mistake. You put
the people of South Park in jeopardy!
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They're all stupid anyway.
Come on, guys, let's go.
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They're all gay.
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Aren't they ever gonna wake up?
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They will.
It's gonna be one ugly sight.
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- I thought nature was beautiful.
- When does it go from beautiful to ugly?
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Usually about 9:30 a.m., children.
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Here we go.
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There's nothing worse than getting
drunk and waking up next to a pig.
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- Or an elephant.
- How do we know if she's pregnant?
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We might not know
for a couple of days.
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Couple of days? Terrance
will have his clone tomorrow.
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Good job, Einstein!
Why don't we build a rocket?
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Thank Buddha I found you.
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Tell me,
have you seen anything odd lately?
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An elephant have sex with a pig.
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- No, I said odd.
- You're that crazy cracker from the hill.
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Sir, if making mutant animals spliced
with humans is crazy, then...
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Never mind.
There's been an incident at the ranch.
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I created a large mutant clone of that
little boy there, and he's broken free.
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- A version of me?
- Bigger than a regular clone?
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He's dangerous. His brain is identical
to yours. I need you to help me find him.
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Stan, are you wearing a different hat?
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Hey! I know a certain young
man who's itching for detention!
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How big is he?
I bet he weighs 400 pounds!
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Come on, Stan, don't you know
where you would go?
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Oh, my God!
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It appears that the destructive creature
is 8-year-old Stan Marsh of South Park.
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Asked why he was wreaking
havoc on his hometown...
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...the little boy replied simply,
"Me Stan..."
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Back to the studio.
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Police request
that if you see this boy...
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...you immediately kill him
and burn his body.
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Now back to Jesus and Pals.
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The way is paved with gold
for ye who seek truth...
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Jesus!
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00:16:33,968 --> 00:16:37,968
My evil clone is destroying the town.
We have to find him.
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00:16:38,138 --> 00:16:40,738
You boys watch
The X Files too much.
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There's no such thing
as genetic clone...
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- Come on, let's go!
- There you are!
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You tore up my entire gun shop! You
better have a good explanation for this!
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00:16:57,128 --> 00:16:59,788
It wasn't me, it was my evil clone.
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00:16:59,968 --> 00:17:04,728
What the hell has gotten into you?
You have got severe lunchroom duty!
235
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,528
I'm gonna have a word
with your father!
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00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:12,338
- Wait till your father hears about this.
- Wait, Stan, there he goes.
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00:17:12,508 --> 00:17:13,498
Stop!
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00:17:16,548 --> 00:17:20,808
- He recognizes you, dude.
- That's good, dude. Just calm down.
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00:17:25,058 --> 00:17:27,288
What should we do with him?
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00:17:27,788 --> 00:17:32,088
Stan? How would you like to go home
and meet your sister?
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00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:39,898
Shelly has a wire in her mouth
and a metal plate on her back.
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00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:43,938
When you see Shelly, kick her ass.
Shelly very bad!
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00:17:44,108 --> 00:17:47,078
- Me bad?
- No, Shelly bad. You good.
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00:17:51,118 --> 00:17:53,408
He's tearing up the house.
Stop him!
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00:18:03,128 --> 00:18:05,758
What the hell do you want?
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00:18:11,698 --> 00:18:17,228
- I'm lusciously sorry for everything.
- They got our clone. He belongs to us.
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00:18:17,408 --> 00:18:21,398
This beast is a disgrace
to genetic engineers everywhere.
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00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:24,608
I'm sorry I've caused you
such inconvenience.
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00:18:24,778 --> 00:18:27,408
I tried to play God and I failed.
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00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:30,188
Daddy, no!
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00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:35,048
All I wanted was to genetically
engineer something useful. I failed.
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00:18:35,228 --> 00:18:38,198
Perhaps we shouldn't toy
with God's creations.
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00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:43,058
Perhaps we should leave nature alone
to its simple one-assed schematics.
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00:18:43,238 --> 00:18:46,798
You bastards, this isn't over!
Wait until tomorrow!
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00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:51,838
Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!
You bastard!
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00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:56,108
Mom and Dad are home.
It's a disaster! You gotta help.
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00:18:56,278 --> 00:18:58,718
I ain't helping. I wanna eat pie.
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00:18:58,878 --> 00:19:01,818
- You can't leave me here alone!
- Watch me.
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00:19:01,988 --> 00:19:05,218
We have to find out
if Cartman's pig is pregnant.
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00:19:05,388 --> 00:19:10,848
- Thanks a lot!
- Oh, boy, you are gonna get it now.
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00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:14,288
It isn't fair.
Everybody hates me.
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00:19:14,468 --> 00:19:18,958
The whole town wants me killed.
Mom and Dad are gonna send me away.
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00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:23,068
I don't wanna be sent away.
I wanna stay here!
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00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:27,678
What in God's name
have you been doing?
265
00:19:27,848 --> 00:19:30,208
Everybody in town
is upset with you.
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00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,938
What's going on?
Are you on drugs?
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00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:39,048
It's not Stan's fault.
It wasn't Stan. He was...
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00:19:39,558 --> 00:19:41,818
He was with me the whole time.
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00:19:43,198 --> 00:19:46,428
Well, we're sorry
we jumped to conclusions.
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00:19:46,598 --> 00:19:49,998
Oh, honey.
Please forgive us, son.
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00:19:51,838 --> 00:19:56,498
Shelly, you saved my life.
And yet you've done so much more.
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00:19:56,678 --> 00:20:00,698
You taught me the meaning of family.
Families don't get along.
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00:20:00,878 --> 00:20:05,608
When the forces of evil descend,
we conquer them by sticking together.
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00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:18,918
Everyone, let's give Casey
and his weed a big hand.
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00:20:19,598 --> 00:20:22,258
We're ready to see
your science project.
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00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:26,028
Our pig hasn't given birth.
She should any time now.
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00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,598
I guess you get an F.
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00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:31,728
Terrance, I know the class
can hardly wait to see yours.
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00:20:31,908 --> 00:20:37,108
Boys, Mr. Garrison, fellow students,
for our science-fair project...
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00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:41,718
...Bill Fossey and I spawned a creature
genetically superior to man.
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00:20:41,888 --> 00:20:45,408
I present to you
the five-assed monkey.
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00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:48,118
Mr. Hat, isn't it beautiful?
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00:20:50,928 --> 00:20:54,798
Wait, wait, the pig just gave birth!
It had a baby!
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00:20:55,828 --> 00:20:59,698
- What's it look like?
- Does it look like pig or elephant?
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00:21:03,238 --> 00:21:06,178
It kind of looks like Mr. Garrison.
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00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:11,438
Isn't that an amazing coincidence?
What are the odds of that?
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00:21:13,248 --> 00:21:15,778
You boys get first prize.
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00:21:18,518 --> 00:21:20,818
That'll do, pig.
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