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Mm.
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Oh! Let me
get that, husband.
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After a storybook wedding
and a magical honeymoon,
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Mitchell and I
are finally newlyweds.
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Are you sure you wouldn't
be more comfortable
in your own chair?
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[ scoffs ] there's no more
"my chair" or "your chair."
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So...
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We got back from our honeymoon
several weeks ago,
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And it feels like
it never --
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Never ended?
Oh, my gosh.
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It's like we have
one mind and one heart.
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And one chair.
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[ chuckles ]
ha ha.
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Happy three-month
anniversary.
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Oh, is that today?
[ chuckles ]
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So, listen, I have
this boring cocktail
thing at the office,
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But I should be home
by 6:00, and then we
can head to the party.
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For you, dad.
From dad. Again.
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Flowers? But you just
got me flowers yesterday.
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Well, you also
had cereal yesterday.
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And I wouldn't mind
having some today.
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Sure was nice when this house
wasn't full of bees.
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¶¶¶
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[ birds chirping ]
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More syrup
for milady?
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Why, thank you,
kind sir.
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Claire, do we still have
any of those cookies
that you and luke baked?
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Are we
the kind of family
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That has cookies
for breakfast?
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Yes, we are!
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[ laughter ]
yeah!
Yeah!
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Mmm!
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[ gasps ]
a butterfly!
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[ muffled ]
oh, my god!
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We are having...
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...The most perfect summer...
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...Ever.
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Don't get me wrong,
the dunphys have had
some great days.
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We just have a little trouble
stringing them together.
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Our record was eight
consecutive blissful days --
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December 2007.
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It was our hanukkah.
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This summer, all the dunphys
are just clicking.
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Yeah, haley and luke
are getting along,
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Alex is off building houses
for the poor.
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Which I know sounds awful,
but she loves it.
[ sighs ]
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My fashion blog is blowing up.
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I started doing
these live video chats,
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And now I have
over 50,000 subscribers!
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Oh, plus, my hair
has never looked better.
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I'm not a religious person...
But I just woke up.
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Phil has been gardening.
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I've had time to catch up
and read the classics.
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...When she isn't busy
helping me
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With my magic-mirror
disappearing trick.
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I'm just gonna say it --
suddenly, I love magic.
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I don't care if
it's the middle of the day.
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I just want to put
you in a box and
stick swords in you.
[ chuckling ] oh.
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If this summer
wasn't magical enough,
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I haven't had
a single bad plum!
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Oh, my god!
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So, the zipper --
oh, my god!
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Phil:
Oh, my god!
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[ laughs ]
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[ speaking spanish ]
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[ woman speaking spanish ]
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[ conversation continues ]
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All: Manny!
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Manny!
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Come!
Talk to your cousins!
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Hola!
Man:
¿cómo estás, manny?
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Manny, why you freeze
the colombians?
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If I talk to one of them,
I have to talk to 50 of them.
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Just do it
as a birthday gift.
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You always do this. Your
birthday's not till next week.
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Not mine. It's aunt rosario's
82nd birthday today.
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That's why all the
goats are wearing
the party hats.
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Look!
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All: Manny!
Hi, everyone.
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[ woman speaking spanish ]
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Ay!
Pretty snazzy
new cheaters, huh?
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Five bucks.
Wow.
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I know, right?!
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My husband is an older man,
but he's not an old man.
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But with the track suit and --
and now the glasses,
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It's like he just
stopped trying lately.
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Comfort is not everything.
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My toes have been numb
since my quinceanera.
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We don't have to be
at drinks till 5:00,
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So I'm gonna run a few
errands, take these
bad boys for a spin.
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Ay, jay, why don't you
wear that new outfit
that I just got you?
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Uh, a little flashy,
that extra zipper.
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Like a staircase
to nowhere.
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Yeah, but it
makes you look very --
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Honey, I'm so sorry.
Right on your toes.
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It's fine. You can drop
a pay phone on my foot.
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I don't feel a thing anymore.
[ chuckles ]
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Phil: And now,
as my lovely assistant joins me,
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It's time to chant
the incantation
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That will send this fair maiden
into the sixth dimension.
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Both: By the hat of merlin,
by the witches of gramanthia,
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We do make this offering
to you -- be gone!
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Haley: [ gasps ]
claire: Did I do it?
Did I disappear?
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[ doorbell rings ]
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Almost.
Just a little bit of forehead.
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Oh, I can
scrunch down.
There's love.
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Hey, guys.
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Sweet!
You brought the sifter.
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Aw! Now I can start
my rhubarb pie.
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Ooh, can I help pick
the rhubarb?
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Lead the way,
kitten.
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Anybody want
a plum?
I'm good.
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I'll grab you
a roadie.
[ both laugh ]
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There is no easy way to ask
this, but are you all high?
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No, mitchell.
We're happy.
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Oh, I'm trying to
get away from "happy."
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All right,
in the briefest possible way,
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Why don't you let me know
what's going on?
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Okay, cam refuses
to let the honeymoon end.
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Huh.
I have a house full of flowers,
endless romantic texts.
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I know, I know,
I sound like an ungrateful jerk.
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You do.
It's exhausting.
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Not to mention
impossible to reciprocate.
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Phil:
Oh, my god!
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Do you think that maybe
I should talk to him gently
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About taking it down
a notch?
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No, absolutely not.
That never ends well.
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Clearly you thought
this said "be mean."
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Phil, honey, no.
No.
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It's --
okay, don't worry, I...
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And it wasn't even
valentine's day.
So your advice
is to do nothing.
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Yes, mitchell,
as horrible as this sounds,
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You need to suck it up
and let yourself be loved,
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And cam will end up
dialing back the romance.
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You might just miss it.
I know I do.
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Here we are.
A plum for my peach.
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Ohh.
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Do you?
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Here you go.
Thank you.
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Is he okay?
He's mitchell.
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Look, I didn't even
want to talk about it.
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We've had such
a great thing going on here.
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I don't want to let that kind
of negativity in the house.
[ door opens ]
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[ door slams ]
mmm.
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Alex!
Hey!
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We didn't think you were
coming back until next week.
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I got a ride home early.
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This has been
the worst summer ever!
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[ glass shatters in distance ]
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Luke:
Careful, you idiot!
Haley:
You're an idiot!
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[ door slams ]
huh.
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And last night,
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My tent ripped,
so I had to sleep
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Under a plywood board
leaning up against a van.
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Pass me a napkin.
Is milady's arm
broken?
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Yours is about to be.
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Alex: Not that I could sleep
with all the rats.
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And, by the way,
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If any of you start
coughing up blood, my bad.
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I think I brought back
the plague.
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What am I doing?
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I think I left my backpack
in the driveway.
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Stop kicking me!
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You're kicking me!
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[ door slams ]
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I'm sorry.
I'm just fidgety today.
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It's okay.
A cookie might help.
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Here's that napkin
you wanted.
[ door opens, closes ]
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Alex:
I got the mail!
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Would it have killed
you to give me one
without ketchup on it?
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Move!
You have room!
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No, move out!
You're 40!
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Phil:
Okay. That's enough.
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Luke, why don't you
go water our garden.
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Haley, just disappear
for a minute.
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Well, it's not like you
could help with that.
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Abracad-ouch.
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Well, it's great
having alex home, huh?
So great.
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You don't think that she's
the reason why we --
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No.
No, I do not.
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We both knew
that this charmed summer
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Had to have a bump in it
somewhere.
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Yes. Yeah.
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And it's not like
alex coming home
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Could suddenly throw off
our whole happy mojo.
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How's that plum?
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Great.
Oh, my god.
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There she is!
There she is!
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Oh, so happy
to have you home, honey.
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Oh, my god!
It's a bat!
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Aah!
Claire:
What's happening?!
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Get it out
of the house!
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Haley: Get it away!
Ew, ew, ew, ew!
Aah!
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Ew, ew, ew!
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This is unbelievable.
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The dry cleaner lost
another one of my shirts.
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You know that nice,
red-white-and-blue hawaiian one?
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Yes,
that was a very nice one.
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That's the fourth
hawaiian shirt he's lost.
200
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I'm telling you, this
is a "dateline" story
waiting to happen.
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Manny: Great talking
with you all,
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Hey, but someone
wants to say hi.
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No, no!
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All: Jay!
Hi, guys.
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Woman: ¿cómo estás?
Nope, still
don't speak spanish.
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Always so much fun
seeing you guys, though.
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Listen, I --
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Gloria?
Hmm?
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Your cousin's wearing
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My black, yellow,
and peach hawaiian shirt.
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Ay, please, jay!
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Like you're the only man
in this whole wide world
that owns that shirt.
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These designer specs
don't just make my eyes pop.
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I can see the cigar burn
I put on the left pocket.
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It's a coincidence.
There's a lot of those.
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Like according
to your uncle's hoodie here,
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He was on my track team
at buchanan high.
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Hey, guys.
Tell you what.
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Why don't we sample some
american food for a change?
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[ woman speaking spanish ]
so, you're sending
my clothes to colombia?
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Just the old ones, and -- and
they send most of them back.
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And there it is.
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Do you have a problem
with the way I dress?
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Jay, I love you
very, very much.
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And I love you very much,
but that wasn't the question.
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It's just that
sometimes I feel like
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You could make a bigger effort
on your appearance.
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And there it is.
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Please stop saying that.
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It's just that
I feel that lately
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You don't make an effort
to look good for me,
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And I'm always making an effort
to look my best for you.
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For me? Sure.
What?
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Well, let's face it, you
don't really doll up for
me -- you do it for you.
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You get your hair done,
you get your nails done.
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Oh, so you wouldn't mind
if I stopped fixing myself up?
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No, because I love you
for you.
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Mm.
And since
we're being honest,
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I actually think
sometimes...
240
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You overdo it.
241
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,200
And there it is.
242
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,536
You're using it wrong.
No, this is good.
243
00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,471
It's good to know that --
that you don't care.
244
00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:01,806
This is gonna save me
so much time in the future.
245
00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:04,543
Good.
Good!
246
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,177
All: Manny!
247
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,012
[ sighs ] why?
248
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,046
[ man speaking spanish ]
249
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,481
[ indistinct conversations ]
250
00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:10,882
I don't care
if it's cliché.
251
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,851
I love the convenience
of a nice mini quiche.
252
00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,219
You got a little,
um...
253
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,754
Oh, no. Okay.
Mm. Perfect.
254
00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:19,190
Can the new guy
embarrass himself any more?
Hey, counselor.
255
00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,893
What do I have to do
to get you to drop that suit?
256
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,595
Cam,
what are you doing here?
257
00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:26,498
Surprising my "hugsband"!
[ chuckles ]
[ coughing ]
258
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,267
I'm hearing that term
for the first time.
Yeah.
259
00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,371
So when will you guys
be back?
260
00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,607
Looks like somebody's
entertaining a lady friend.
261
00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:39,511
Maybe you'll pour her a nice,
tall glass of manny-schewitz?
262
00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:42,080
You know what? Sometimes just
a straight answer.
[ laughs ]
263
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:45,016
Gloria, can I get an e.T.A.?
These are important clients.
264
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,719
I'd like them to still be alive
when we get there.
265
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,888
Okay!
I'm ready.
266
00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,957
Seriously?
What?
267
00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:55,260
[ gasps ] ay, no!
I'm so sorry!
268
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:58,263
I forgot this was drinks
with your clients.
269
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,066
Hold on. Okay.
[ panting ]
270
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,767
I'm ready now.
Let's go.
271
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,538
Hey, there, superstar.
272
00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:08,907
Haley: Moron!
Luke: Derp!
273
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,309
It really hasn't been
the same here without you.
274
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,777
Mm, so what do you
got there?
275
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,713
Oh, college brochure!
276
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,548
You're gonna have
your pick of schools.
277
00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:18,383
[ chuckles ]
you're our little genius.
278
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,653
I just hope --
what, claire?
What do you hope?
279
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,221
Well, you have
such a perfect record,
280
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,156
I hope they don't hold it
against you
281
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,726
That this week
you kinda...
Well...
282
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,728
Don't want
to say "quit."
283
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:30,795
You just did.
284
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,597
Are you trying to send me back
to that hellhole?
285
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,233
No! It's -- honey,
you're part of a team,
286
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,736
And there are people
relying on you,
287
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,338
So when you just
up and vanish like that,
288
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,407
It sort of -- it --
289
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,975
Phil?
290
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:44,976
Phil?!
291
00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:47,979
Your mom just feels
like it's unlike you
292
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,514
To walk away
from something.
293
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,782
At least
I could walk away.
294
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,984
My tent-mate nail-gunned
her foot to the floor.
295
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,286
She was just walking around
in a circle screaming
296
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,588
Until someone found her!
297
00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:58,657
Why do you guys want
to get rid of me so badly?
298
00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,925
No one wants
to get rid of you.
It's just
seven more days.
299
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:03,028
You'll feel good about
finishing something you started,
300
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,929
And then you join us
for the perfect little summer
301
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:07,666
We're having here.
Were having
until an hour ago.
302
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:10,135
Haley!
Oh, my god.
Okay, I see what this is.
303
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,703
You all are happier
when I'm not here.
304
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,204
No,
that's not true.
Save it!
305
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,673
I'll get a ride
back up there
306
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,041
And you all can
continue to enjoy
307
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,475
Your perfect,
little summer!
308
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,678
Alex, honey!
Leave me alone!
309
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,779
[ door slams ]
310
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,048
Luke: We just got
free cinemax!
311
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,456
Here's mitchell
kissing a dolphin.
312
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,625
Oh, that's him
kissing a tiger.
313
00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,860
I'm the tiger. Rawr!
[ laughs ]
314
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,796
We have fun,
you know?
315
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,298
Were we supposed
to bring our spouses?
316
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,000
Hey, cam?
Cam, hey, look.
317
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,135
Um, this is
kind of work-only.
318
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,838
Oh, please.
They don't even know I'm here.
[ mid-tempo music plays ]
319
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,540
[ gasps ] I love this song.
Let's dance.
320
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,742
No, no. Nobody's --
nobody's dancing.
Shh. Say it
with your hips.
321
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:51,910
[ sighing ]
o-kay.
322
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,712
Hey, uh, no, cam.
Um...
Hmm?
323
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:57,582
You know I love you,
right?
First man that ever did
love me right!
324
00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,351
[ chuckles ]
we have fun.
We do,
we do, we do.
325
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,054
Um, so, look, I-I was
thinking that maybe...
Mmm.
326
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,723
We could turn
the romance down
327
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,591
Just a little bit,
you know?
328
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,660
Because it's been getting
a little bit --
329
00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:10,729
I-I-I don't want to say
over the top, but it --
330
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,497
Okay, I'm gonna
need your help
331
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,432
If we're gonna
keep dancing here.
332
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,900
I feel like
you're mad.
333
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:22,607
So, we had
an informal vote over there...
We're not
dancing anymore.
334
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,808
Oh, good.
Yeah.
335
00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,246
You know
herb might stop by, right?
336
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,749
He takes the pictures
for the company newsletter.
337
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,451
Yes, I love
"herb's blurbs."
338
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,286
Well...
339
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,188
[ singsong voice ]
here come the doors!
340
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,456
[ singsong voice ]
ah!
341
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,258
Usually all the good places
have them!
342
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,193
I'm going
to open them!
343
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,596
Oh, you're such
a gentleman, jay.
344
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:47,232
I think I forgot
my wallet.
345
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,566
Oh, don't worry.
346
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,870
I have some money
here in my fanny pack, huh?
347
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,705
For god's sake, fine.
You win.
348
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:56,474
I like it when
you make yourself pretty.
349
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,910
I win!
I just said you won.
350
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,779
Ay, jay, what
you're feeling right now
351
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,281
Is what I feel when you stop
trying to look good for me.
352
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,549
No, I get it.
353
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,451
Then why
did you stop trying?
354
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,852
Because...
355
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,923
Oh, forget it.
It's too stupid.
356
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:17,262
A couple of months ago,
I was shopping at barneys --
357
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,997
You know
I like to stay current.
358
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,332
Anyhow, I'm coming
out of the dressing room,
359
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,435
And I see these two young guys
laughing at me,
360
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,905
You know, like "there's
the old guy trying too hard."
361
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,239
You know,
of course I get mad.
362
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,108
But I start thinking,
"they're right, jay.
363
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,076
You're old.
Just be old."
364
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,279
Ow!
Listen to me,
jay pritchett!
365
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,346
A lot of people assume
366
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,182
That I married you
because of your money,
367
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:40,852
And that's only
a very, very small part of it.
I'd like to
go back to that.
368
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,921
I married you
because you were sexy.
369
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,790
Who knows for how long
that's gonna last,
370
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,992
For either of us.
371
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,196
So we have to keep making
an effort for each other.
372
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,865
Next time you go to barneys,
I go with you.
373
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:56,167
Maybe you're just making
the wrong choices.
374
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,469
Not always.
375
00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,838
Mm.
376
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:03,441
You want to have a drink?
I can change.
377
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,778
No, I think I'll text them,
tell them I was sick.
378
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:09,013
Let's go home.
You said I was sexy.
379
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,915
[ shrieks ]
380
00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:13,351
Okay, bye, rosa.
Thank you.
381
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,219
Cam!
382
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,787
What's up, dude?
383
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:16,988
Seriously?
384
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,790
What, is that
too romantic for you?
385
00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:19,891
He loves me not...
386
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,192
He loves me not...
387
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,660
He loves me not.
388
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,997
Okay, can we talk?
Actually, no.
I'm kind of busy.
389
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,967
I'm assuming you forgot
it's our three month-iversary.
390
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,636
Well, I foolishly
set up a celebration
391
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,172
That I will kindly
get rid of.
Cam!
392
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,406
No, I didn't forget,
393
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,009
But that's what I want
to talk to you about.
394
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,878
You've been
a little bit --
395
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,212
See, look. This is what
I'm talking about.
396
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,313
You got me
another present.
397
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,281
Don't touch that.
398
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,684
Oh, my --
my heart!
399
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:47,852
What heart?
400
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:48,887
[ panting ]
401
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,155
Cam!
Come on!
402
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,190
Okay, listen.
403
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,158
I know how lucky I am
to have you,
404
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,729
But I can't possibly keep up
with this level of affection...
405
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:02,000
Oh, boy.
Cam: I apologize!
I'm a monster!
406
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,168
No, obviously,
I'm the monster.
407
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,037
Obviously.
[ blows out candles ]
408
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,572
You know,
can I just point out
409
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,907
That when
we were in cabo,
410
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,142
You didn't seem to mind
all the flowers...
411
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,077
Yeah, but --
...Or the back rubs.
412
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:14,979
...Or the attention.
413
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,048
Well, that --
that was our honeymoon,
414
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:20,251
And, yes, I loved it,
but it was weeks ago.
415
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,855
Well, maybe some of us
don't want it to...End!
416
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,924
Well, it has to
eventually end.
417
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,326
All right, cam --
418
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,229
Did you have
this lipstick or --
419
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:34,632
You know, personally,
I feel sorry for you
that you're so shut off
420
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:39,070
That a few simple
romantic gestures --
oh, my god!
What am I looking at here?
421
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,438
Well,
I guess I'm crazy,
422
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,707
Because I've taken pictures
of you sleeping
423
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,375
Every night
since we got married
424
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,244
Because you're
the man of my dreams.
425
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,212
Okay, super quick --
if I was the man of your dreams,
426
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:49,948
Wouldn't you
have to be the one sleeping?
427
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:50,882
Don't pull that thread,
mitchell.
428
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,717
Speaking of which,
what is this?
429
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,985
Don't pull that thread,
mitchell.
430
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,320
Oh, cam, come on!
431
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:57,989
Even you have to admit
this is excessive.
432
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,324
Excessive? Really?
433
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,725
[ pop ]
oh!
434
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,795
Struck by cupid's
magic arrow.
It's off, lily.
435
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,631
Seriously? Two hours
rehearsing with rosa?
436
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,100
Cam, what is going on
with you?
437
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:12,303
We just had
the most romantic year ever,
438
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,640
Planning our ceremony,
the wedding, the honeymoon,
439
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,909
And I'm just worried
if we let this go,
440
00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:18,977
We'll never get it back.
441
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,112
Well, that doesn't all
just end.
442
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,347
It did once.
443
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,315
You know, the first two years
we were together,
444
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,417
We were
insanely romantic.
445
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:29,787
Then it became
about parenting a-and working.
446
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,090
And this last year,
we got that back,
447
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,959
And I just realized
I've dropped the ball.
448
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,327
Oh, no.
449
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,262
Well, m-maybe you -- you
shouldn't be the only one
450
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,497
Carrying the ball.
451
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,332
What if you did
a give-off to me?
452
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,501
A hand-off.
Okay, what -- yeah.
453
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,969
Look, w-what if I...
454
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,972
Tried to become a little bit
more romantic?
455
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,841
What would that
even look like?
456
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,676
[ billy ocean's
"caribbean queen" plays ]
457
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,379
This song...
This song...
[ chuckling ]
458
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,614
Was playing the night
I asked you to move in.
459
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,383
At that applebee's.
Mm-hmm.
460
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,653
I believe
you owe me a dance.
Yes. [ chuckles ]
461
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,056
¶ caribbean queen ¶
462
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:09,394
¶ now we're sharing
the same dream... ¶
463
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,996
Are we almost done
with fairy time?
464
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,331
Lily, of all --
lily,
that's offensive.
465
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,066
I just want to
get out of this costume.
466
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,134
Oh.
Oh, of course.
467
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,368
Now, that does
look uncomfortable.
468
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,737
They snap off.
They snap off.
Oh, that's easy.
469
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,972
Alex:
My ride's on its way.
470
00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:23,174
Don't worry,
I'll wait outside on the curb.
471
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,542
Honey, nobody
wants you to go.
472
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,911
Yeah, even if you are bad luck,
you're our bad luck.
473
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,980
You realize that is
in no way an apology, right?
474
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,081
The thing is
that we are really --
475
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,215
Please stop talking.
476
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,084
I spent this entire summer
as an outsider.
477
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,686
They literally made me build
the outside of the house.
478
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,755
And then I come back here
and I --
479
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,190
Why is your webcam on?
480
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,192
Are you trying
to humiliate me?
481
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,727
That light
means it's on?
482
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,062
It doesn't automatically
turn off
483
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,263
When you go
to a different web page?
484
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,899
No, and considering you keep
your laptop on your bed,
485
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,167
Right by where
you change,
486
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,202
And when you come
out of the shower,
487
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,203
And who knows
what else...
488
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,005
Everyone knows
what else!
489
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:56,074
It's probably why
you have 50,000 subscribers.
490
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,077
Hey! You should be ashamed
of yourselves!
491
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:01,846
Yeah, yeah.
Still not off.
492
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,214
Haley:
How do you do that?
493
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,216
Wait,
what is that smell?
494
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,118
Your father and luke
are making a rhubarb pie
495
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,187
From rhubarb we grew
in our own garden.
496
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,855
You're not leaving
until you try it.
497
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,090
No, no, no, no, no.
I smell smoke.
498
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,225
Well, I didn't turn
the oven on yet.
499
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,193
Did you?
No.
500
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,561
Oh, no, no!
501
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,796
I tried to start that stupid
"war and peace" again
502
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,364
Last night in the bathtub,
but then I fell asleep.
503
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:21,432
It dropped in the water
504
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,633
And I thought
I would just dry it out.
505
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,769
Oh!
Oh!
Phil:
Oh! Take cover!
506
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:25,803
Okay! Okay!
Take cover!
507
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,038
Claire: Oh, god!
508
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,974
Damn this thing!
Did nobody notice
the oven light?!
509
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,442
Lights mean things,
people!
510
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,244
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
511
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,879
Claire:
Great job!
512
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,048
Oh, god! Oh, no!
No! No!
513
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,816
Good job, honey!
[ car horn honks ]
514
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,551
This has been awesome,
but my ride's here.
515
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,220
Have a magical day.
No, no, no, no.
516
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,221
No, I got it.
No, sweetie.
517
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,455
Claire,
I got this.
Okay.
518
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,256
Spoon time, people.
519
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,657
Yes!
Family tradition.
520
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:47,925
Yes.
521
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:50,128
Look, you can leave
if you want to, sweetheart,
522
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,730
But we're not letting you go
without a smile on your face.
523
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,932
Luke and I poured
a lot of love into this pie,
524
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,267
So, here...
525
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,502
Taste this.
526
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,270
Taste our love.
527
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,173
You took the leaves
off the rhubarb, right?
Um...
528
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,175
They're incredibly poisonous.
You all could die.
529
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,277
No! Alex says
they're poison!
530
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,179
Oh! Okay.
[ clattering ]
531
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,114
We're right here!
We heard her!
532
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,449
You can't leave us.
533
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,317
We're a danger
to ourselves.
534
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,253
We're a family
of fire starters,
535
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,188
Poison eaters,
and online prostitutes.
536
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,623
It wasn't
a perfect summer.
537
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,024
It was
a stupid summer.
538
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,160
Claire:
Without you here to shame me,
539
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,162
I watched every
"real housewives" episode
540
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,265
And I only got to page two
in "war and peace."
541
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:30,801
Please stay.
We need at least one adult
in this household.
542
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,037
Okay, fine.
543
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,772
[ bat fluttering ]
544
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,475
You know the attic window
is open, right?
Phil:
We really didn't.
545
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,643
[ crickets chirping ]
546
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,378
Gloria:
I race you up the stairs.
547
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,214
Jay: Why don't you slip into
something less comfortable?
548
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,715
Okay!
[ laughs ]
549
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,117
Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
550
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:47,852
Ahhhhhh!
551
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,354
Just a thought -- maybe
we should stop doing these.
[ door slams ]
552
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,490
What's going on?
Mitchell: It seems
pretty obvious.
553
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,125
I had to throw the party
a week early
554
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:55,126
To really surprise her.
555
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,694
Claire: Should we be
concerned about her?
556
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,396
That's kind of similar
to the way mom left.
557
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,799
Gloria and I got in this
whole thing about how we dress.
558
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,635
Long story, I think she might
need a little more time bef--
559
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,370
Hola!
560
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,506
[ laughter ]
oh, wow!
561
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,174
I had this outfit
underneath.
562
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,576
Did you really think
563
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:14,145
That I was gonna walk
into a bar looking like that?
564
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:15,413
Gracias!
565
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,414
[ indistinct murmuring ]
566
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,648
All these years,
567
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,850
You're telling me
you can get ready that fast?
568
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:20,918
[ indistinct conversations ]
569
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:27,391
Mm.
570
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,263
[ smacks lips ]
571
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:35,499
[ exercise music plays ]
572
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:38,336
¶ caribbean queen ¶
573
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,370
¶ now we're sharing the -- ¶
574
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,671
[ hair dryer turns on ]
575
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,273
[ coughing ]
576
00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:54,619
Phil: Mm.
577
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,187
Mm!
578
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:58,155
[ muffled ]
oh, my god!
579
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,326
Mm.
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