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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:48,215 #Holdin' hands at midnight 'neath a starry sky # 2 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:51,051 # Nice work if you can get it # 3 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:54,513 # And you can get it if you try # 4 00:00:55,180 --> 00:01:01,019 # Strollin' with that one girl, sighin' sigh after sigh # 5 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,939 # Nice work if you can get it # 6 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:07,901 # And you can get it if you try # 7 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:14,116 # Just imagine someone waitin' at the cottage door # 8 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,201 # Where two hearts become one # 9 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:19,621 - # Who could ask for anything more? # - Mmm! 10 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:20,914 That looks good enough to eat. 11 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:22,624 Oh, thank you. 12 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,585 I wasn't talking about the cake. 13 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,337 Oh, Gordon. You're my cousin. 14 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,298 Never stopped the Royal Family. 15 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,549 You're a very sick man. 16 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,010 Mm. Hi. 17 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,012 - Hi. - You're yummy. 18 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,932 Oh, Mum, would you take Grandma over to the church, please? 19 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:40,642 Yes. Come on, sweetheart. 20 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,102 So, do you wanna go and tell Dennis that we're ready? 21 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,854 Sure thing. 22 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:44,938 How's he doing? 23 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:47,107 Oh, great. Thrilled. 24 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,694 I'm telling you, he's thrilled. 25 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,871 Dennis, it's Gordon. Are you ready? 26 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:07,628 Wow! You look great! 27 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,048 So, are you ready? 28 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:12,633 Um... 29 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,385 - Just... - OK. 30 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,804 I'm gonna give you a minute to, uh... 31 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,348 give you a minute. 32 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:28,065 No, no. I don't want to. 33 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,526 Done want to, ah... 34 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:35,614 Dennis! 35 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,659 It's time. Dennis, we have to go. 36 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,661 Dennis! 37 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,829 Dennis! 38 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:48,919 # Where to promise to love one... # 39 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,506 Dennis, we're gonna have a baby. 40 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,510 Dennis. 41 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,304 Dennis? 42 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:04,184 # Who could ask for anything more? # 43 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,443 Aw, shit. 44 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,201 Dennis! 45 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,330 Dennis! 46 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,667 # I'm sorry, sorry, sorry if you're gettin' me wrong # 47 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,461 # But you're half a world away with only one sock on # 48 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:34,464 # Now you're gettin' too much, I don't want to play along # 49 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,301 # 'Cause all I really wanted was a radio song # 50 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,969 # What is there to say # 51 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:40,095 # What is there to say? 52 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,513 # In a world so grey? # 53 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,639 # In a world so grey # 54 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:47,603 # Why, oh, why, oh, why are we singing it anyway? # 55 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,521 - Come on! - # 'Cause you think I had # 56 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,356 - # A wind-up heart # - Stop! 57 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,109 - # Then you must have had plastic head # - Come back! 58 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,278 - # Did you think I had to play the part? # - Give me a break! 59 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,239 # When you copied everyhing I said? # 60 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,950 - # When the tide of love is out and the rust begins to show # - Whoo! 61 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,285 # You're cryin' in your sleep # 62 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:04,411 # Scared of your shadow # 63 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,704 - # If you thought this was forever # - Ooh! 64 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,831 - Oh! - # Dear, I'm keeping you in mind # 65 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,041 Gotcha. Where is it? 66 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,125 Where's what? 67 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:11,168 You know what I'm talkin' about! 68 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,419 Ooh! Hey! Hey! 69 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:13,504 Ooh! 70 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:14,588 All right! 71 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:15,672 What do you think this is, huh? 72 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,007 I've never seen those before in my life. 73 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:19,009 Yeah, and you're a fit, running type. 74 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,177 You bastard. 75 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:21,261 Don't. 76 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,387 Little shit! 77 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,597 There's nothing to see here, people. 78 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:25,140 Ow! 79 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,149 Where's the bra? 80 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,692 What bra? 81 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:38,403 Whoo! 82 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,405 Come on, fat boy, run! 83 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,740 I'm not fat! 84 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,825 I'm just-- I'm unfit. 85 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,328 Go on, then. 86 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:49,873 Ow! 87 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,202 Yes? 88 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,621 Could you let me in, please, Mr G? 89 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,083 Who the hell are you? 90 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,210 You-- Why are we-- 91 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,421 It's Dennis Doyle from downstairs. 92 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,423 Dennis Doyle from downstairs is dead... 93 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,674 killed by his landlord. 94 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:41,967 - Do you know why? - No. 95 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:45,137 Failure to pay the rent in a timely fashion. 96 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:46,346 Dennis! 97 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:47,973 Hey, Maya. Listen, can you tell your dad... 98 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,057 I'm in a bit of a hurry? 99 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,518 - Have you got any money? - Maya, go inside! 100 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,480 And put something on. 101 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,108 Hello. Hello. 102 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,027 Yes? 103 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,153 Do you know what happened to that landlord... 104 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,322 after he killed Dennis Doyle from downstairs? 105 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,532 - No. - They gave him a medal... 106 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,869 and a nice foot massage. 107 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,122 Hey, Mr Ghoshdashtidar. 108 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:14,917 Mr Ghoshdashtidar, wait-- 109 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,057 Well, how is the old rascal? 110 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:33,268 I hear it's going to be a party of special magnificence. 111 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,520 You know Bilbo. 112 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,063 He's got the whole place in an uproar. 113 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,190 Mm. Ah, well, that should please him. 114 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,902 Jake, your dad's gonna be here in a minute. 115 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,153 You ready? 116 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:44,821 Ready! 117 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,616 All right, then keep your secrets. 118 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:51,119 Hey. 119 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,038 - # You give me tone # - Hey. 120 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,165 # I'll like that # 121 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,042 Hey, how is it goin'? 122 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,044 - Oh, yeah. - # All the chrome # 123 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,171 # Well, I'll like that # 124 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:03,632 Dennis. Yeah, Dennis. 125 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:04,883 # Do you run away? # 126 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,469 You like, uh, to have some sort of drink with me? 127 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,304 Oh, what the hell. Let's-- 128 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:13,475 Ow, shit! 129 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:14,810 Oh! 130 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,270 - Hah! - Aah! 131 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,397 No. Oh, you got me! 132 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,274 - Hi. - Hi. 133 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:21,608 - We're playing hobbits and orcs. - Mm-hmm. 134 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,277 Guess who's an orc? 135 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,029 Honey, would you mind, uh... 136 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,198 This kind of smarts. Can you? 137 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,366 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 138 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:30,701 I'm not finished with you, Whit! 139 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,202 Yeah, one sec. 140 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:33,662 Uh, I thought his dad was picking him up. 141 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,831 - What happened? - Oh, what happened? 142 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:36,999 Dennis happened. 143 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,084 Mmm. Well, on the bright side... 144 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,545 - Hmm? - you look astonishingly beautiful today. 145 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:43,088 - Whit! - Really. 146 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,137 Where have you been? 147 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:51,638 Hey. 148 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,806 - I was-- - Daddy! 149 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:54,641 Hey, snot-face! 150 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,101 Oh, please, don't call him that. 151 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,561 Why? He is a snot-face, isn't he? 152 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,438 You are a snot-face, aren't you? Huh? 153 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,731 Oh. 154 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:01,815 Aw! 155 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:03,483 Jake, that's disgusting. 156 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,360 Jake, that's disgusting. Go on. 157 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,779 - Toilet first. - Mom! 158 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,616 Go on. Grab your jacket. 159 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,244 You were supposed to be here an hour ago, Dennis. 160 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,829 Yeah, there was a bit of a mix-up with the-- 161 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,581 with the tickets, so... 162 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:18,790 Hey, you look really nice. 163 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,000 Did I get you that necklace? 164 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:22,252 No. It was a... 165 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:24,671 just a present from someone...else. 166 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,924 - Who? - Uh, me, actually. 167 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,008 Oh, yeah. 168 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,092 Huh? 169 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,844 It belonged to my grandmother. 170 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:32,346 Yeah. 171 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,223 Huh? 172 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,518 Dennis, this is my good friend, Whit. 173 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,729 Whit, this is my-- Jake's dad, Dennis. 174 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:42,523 How you doin'? 175 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,525 Good, yeah. You have soft hands. 176 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,193 Do you moisturize? 177 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,237 I do, actually. 178 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:50,781 Well, it's very nice to meet you. 179 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,783 It's nice to finally put a face to the name. 180 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:53,867 I'd have probably thought you'd have... 181 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:55,827 you would have seen one of our photos. 182 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,913 Oh, there aren't any. 183 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,331 - Hmm. - Ready? 184 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,375 Yes. Let's go. 185 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,668 - Have fun. - Yeah. 186 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,712 Dennis, you do have the tickets, right? 187 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,966 Libby, credit me with some intelligence. 188 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,305 Tickets! 189 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:17,516 Does anybody have any tickets? 190 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:18,892 Mate, my daughter's not very well. 191 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,269 I've got a couple of spare tickets if you want 'em. 192 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,854 Yes. Thank you so much. How much? 193 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,021 Oh, whatever. 194 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,940 Uh, this is all the money I have. 195 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,067 Yeah? 196 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,443 My son is gonna love me. 197 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,487 You want your son to love you? Don't break the law. 198 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,489 Hey, that's entrapment! 199 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:34,199 Oh, God! 200 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,410 And that's brutality! 201 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:41,415 Libby, it's-- It was only a caution. 202 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,293 No. Uh, Libby, I'll-- 203 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,836 - Bye, Dad. - Libby. 204 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,517 So, do you work with Libby at the bakery? 205 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,978 No. 206 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,688 We met at the bakery, though. 207 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,648 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 208 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,483 What? 209 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,903 No, I just was a nervous wreck that day. 210 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,237 It took me four chocolate eclairs... 211 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:15,449 and a macaroon just to get up the courage to talk to her. 212 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:20,787 Uh, no, I work in the financial district actually. 213 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,749 I'm a hedge fund manager for Waterman Hughes. 214 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,083 Oh. 215 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,461 I do high-level security analysis and operation... 216 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:28,962 for an upscale retail outlet. 217 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,422 Really? 218 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,299 Libby said you were a security guard... 219 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,592 at a women's clothing store. 220 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,719 Yeah, that's what I said. 221 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,971 Right. 222 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:40,182 Uh, well, l-- I should probably get a cab. 223 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,934 I got a big run in the morning. 224 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,519 A big what? 225 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,480 A run-- I'm training for the Nike River Run next month. 226 00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:47,564 The what-y what what? 227 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:48,899 The Nike River Run. 228 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:52,069 It's a-- It's a marathon race along the, uh, Thames River. 229 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,154 Why would you do that? 230 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,073 Uh, well, it's a charity thing, you know? 231 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,157 Plus, I love to run. 232 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,952 I actually ran the London Marathon a little while ago. 233 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,036 Oh, that's a coincidence. 234 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,120 Oh, yeah? How's that? 235 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,664 I watched it on the television. 236 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:04,831 - Ah. - Well, the last hour. 237 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,959 I sleep in on a Sunday, so... 238 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,127 Right. 239 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,588 Um, well, look, you know... 240 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:13,757 I know these things can be pretty awkward, you know? 241 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,342 I mean, you know, you're Jake's dad... 242 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:18,846 and, uh, well, I just want you to know... 243 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:24,726 that I like Libby and Jake very, very much... 244 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:28,939 and, um, well, I just appreciate your being so grown up... 245 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,566 about this, you know? 246 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:31,859 Hey! Yo! 247 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,193 You wanna take this one? 248 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,444 - No, you have it. - You sure? 249 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:35,779 Yeah. I'll get the next one. 250 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,322 All right. Very nice to meet you. 251 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,991 - Yeah. - I'm sure I'll see you around. 252 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,909 Yup. Hope so. 253 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:44,204 Hello, good sir. West lndia Quay, please. 254 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,374 - Bye. - Bye. 255 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,293 - See ya. - Bye-bye. 256 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,281 Dennis! 257 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,451 Dennis! 258 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:26,663 Dennis? 259 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,208 - Close your eyes. - Huh? 260 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,168 - Close your eyes. - Oh. 261 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,424 OK. Open them. Happy Valentine's. 262 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,053 That's great. 263 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:10,749 Dennis! 264 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,544 Dennis! 265 00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:28,892 Hi. 266 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,938 Hey, Vincent. 267 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,441 - Dennis. - How's business? 268 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,567 Whatcha mean, "business"? 269 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,152 Sorry. 270 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:25,449 - Got it. - Shh. 271 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,575 Hush now, man. 272 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,327 All right. 273 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,790 Three thousand. 274 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,463 This is all I've got. 275 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,798 Just throw whatever you have in the pot. 276 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,926 OK. 277 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,552 Flush, king high. 278 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,807 Ace high. 279 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,357 What happened? 280 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,111 Bad luck, mate. 281 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,905 Oh. 282 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,282 Oh, hey, I got you those tickets. 283 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,825 They were for yesterday. 284 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:09,910 What? So now you don't want 'em? 285 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,787 Why would I want them? 286 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,456 Put them on eBay. 287 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:15,749 Who's gonna wanna buy tickets... 288 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,167 for something that happened yesterday? 289 00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:18,836 - Time travellers. - Where were you? 290 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,171 My whole night was just screwed, man... 291 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:24,258 and I looked like a prick in front of Libby's new boyfriend. 292 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,176 Oh, she didn't tell me she has a new boyfriend. 293 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:27,761 What's he like? 294 00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,097 Handsome, well-off, friendly. 295 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:33,267 He's like Peter Perfect out of Wacky Races... 296 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,977 and he runs marathons. 297 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,938 - Why? - Exactly. 298 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,695 Well, look, my only serious relationship ended... 299 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:47,155 in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat... 300 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,199 so I may not be the best person in the world to give advice... 301 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,827 but you have been trying to get through to Libby... 302 00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:53,745 for five years now... 303 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,415 so maybe you should let her go. 304 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,500 Yeah, but what is her problem? 305 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,919 Dennis, you left her at the altar... 306 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,546 when she was pregnant. 307 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,673 But that was ages ago. 308 00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:08,093 Well, women remember that stuff. 309 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,304 Look, if there's anything else I can do to help... 310 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,139 just let me know. 311 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,308 Well, actually, I am a little bit behind in my rent. 312 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,934 I was wondering if you had a couple of hundred quid... 313 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,895 I could maybe borrow. 314 00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:28,739 Oh, I love you. I really do. 315 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,699 I needed that actually. 316 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,368 That's great. Thank you. I'll see you later. 317 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,793 How about this one? 318 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,006 I bet you can't do it. 319 00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:49,009 - I can do a big one. - Go on. 320 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,180 Look, look, look, look, look. 321 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,185 That was a good one. 322 00:16:58,227 --> 00:16:59,728 Yeah. 323 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,146 Listen. 324 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,482 I'm really sorry about gettin' you arrested yesterday. 325 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:04,566 That's all right. 326 00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:05,984 Most universities don't even look... 327 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,778 at things like that these days. 328 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,738 Hey, another one. 329 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,532 As far as I'm concerned, what else do you have? 330 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,242 - Oh, she was great. - Yeah, well, she is-- 331 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,035 Ooh! 332 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,912 - Shh. - Sorry. 333 00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:17,996 Um, but, yeah, so I think-- 334 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,665 Do you want to hear a secret? 335 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:20,749 Absolutely. 336 00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,626 There's a girl in my class called Emily. 337 00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:24,503 Well, I'm sure that's not a secret. 338 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,129 The teachers probably know about her. 339 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,464 She looks like a tree frog. 340 00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:28,549 She what? 341 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,175 She looks like a tree frog. 342 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,177 That's not a very nice thing to say. 343 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,595 I like tree frogs. 344 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:34,805 Oh, yeah? 345 00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:36,348 More than hobbits? 346 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,685 I see. 347 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,979 I really feel we can make a life together. 348 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,355 "You really think we could--" 349 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:45,357 Wait, that sounds like something Whit would say. 350 00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:46,817 He did say it. 351 00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,986 - What? To Mom? - Yes. 352 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,279 What a shithead. 353 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,363 Dad! 354 00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:52,906 Sorry. 355 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:56,451 Listen, I'm really glad you were such a big boy... 356 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,953 about not gettin' into the whole... 357 00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,204 Lord of the Rings thing, you know? 358 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,289 That's OK. 359 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,832 Whit's got us front row seats for tomorrow... 360 00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,083 so it's even better. 361 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,626 What a shithead. 362 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,128 Dad! 363 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,629 Well. 364 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,845 # Ah, yeah # 365 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,016 # Oh, yeah # 366 00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:22,644 # I'm up on the eleventh floor # 367 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:25,647 # And I'm watchin' the cruisers below # 368 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,443 # He's down on the street # 369 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,613 # And he's tryin' hard to pull sister Flo # 370 00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:36,700 # Oh, my heart's in the basement # 371 00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:39,870 # My weekend's at an all-time low # 372 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:43,415 # 'Cause she's hopin' to score # 373 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:46,376 # So I can't see her letting him go # 374 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,505 # You betcha # 375 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,381 # Oh, yeah # 376 00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,550 # Uh-huh # 377 00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:00,849 Deliveries are downstairs. 378 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:03,060 - No, I'm-- - Waterman Hughes. 379 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:08,232 - Yes? - Bonjour. 380 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,279 Whit! 381 00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:18,450 Thanks for your help. 382 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,786 So, what brings you down here, man? 383 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,038 A little, uh, high-level security analysis... 384 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,456 in retail operation? 385 00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:25,624 Huh? 386 00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,626 What can I do for you? I'm just on my way to the gym. 387 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:30,087 - I got a spin class. - Huh? 388 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,381 Spinning? You know, spinning, bicycles? 389 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,465 Oh, OK. 390 00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,676 No, I was thinking more along the lines of a pint. 391 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,511 A pint? Oh, a pint. 392 00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,471 Uh, wow. 393 00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,348 Um, I'd love a pint, actually... 394 00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,891 but, uh, I really gotta hit this class. 395 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,476 I'm in training, you know? 396 00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:45,894 You wanna come along? 397 00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:47,604 Uh, it's an amazing workout. 398 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,731 I-- I'd love to, but I don't have any gear, so-- 399 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,275 Well, I'll lend you some. 400 00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:53,110 Great. 401 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,112 Three, two, one! 402 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,738 We're climbing! Rhythm is up! 403 00:19:56,780 --> 00:20:00,868 Push! Push! Push! Push! 404 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,452 Keep it up! 405 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,288 No cheating! Let's go! 406 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,747 How you doin' there? You all right? 407 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:06,832 What'd you say? 408 00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:09,376 Out of the saddle! We're climbing! 409 00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:13,213 OK, let's make it really hard! 410 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,884 So, what did you wanna talk to me about, man? 411 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,971 Ow! 412 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,141 Jake said you had some tickets to the, uh... 413 00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:25,809 to the hobbit musical. 414 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,686 Yeah, a friend of mine's an investor in the show. 415 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:29,771 He totally hooked me up. Can you believe that? 416 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,649 Hmm...um... 417 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,818 I was just thinking, um... 418 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:35,861 you know, you don't really wanna sit... 419 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:39,072 through a whole sort of three-hour kind of show, do you? 420 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:42,743 - So... - Well, the thing is... 421 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,578 Oh. 422 00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,414 Jake's really kind of got his heart set on this, you know? 423 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:48,957 Yeah. 424 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,834 - Powder? - I'm fine. 425 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,127 You sure? Refreshing. 426 00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:53,879 I would imagine it is. 427 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:57,090 I was just-- I'm thinkin' maybe, you know, if you like... 428 00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,801 then I could maybe take Jake and Libby for you, you know... 429 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,012 if--if you want. 430 00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:05,098 Look, I know you must be kind of angry at yourself... 431 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,100 for messing up with the tickets the other night... 432 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,644 and, uh, I'd like to help you. 433 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,938 I really would, but, um... 434 00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,065 Well, the thing is... 435 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,734 I hope to be more and more a part of Jake's life, you know? 436 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:19,321 And, uh, frankly, I'm kind of looking forward to this show. 437 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,865 Give Jake and l, a chance to get to know each other better. 438 00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:24,743 I mean, uh, you can see my point, can't you? 439 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,870 Yes, I can. 440 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,207 So, can I ask you a question? 441 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:31,416 Sure. 442 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,086 You had her once, why did you ever let her go? 443 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,170 To be honest, Whit-- 444 00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:37,214 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'd just be careful on the stairs here. 445 00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:39,091 Your legs might be a little rubbery. 446 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:41,051 I'm fine. 447 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,722 Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. 448 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,099 I'm fine. I'm-- 449 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,226 Yeah, the first step is often the, uh... 450 00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:50,769 the difficult one. 451 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,896 This is Libby. Leave me a message. 452 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,482 Hey, Lib, it's me. Can you give me a ring? 453 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,827 Fuck! 454 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:15,711 Who the hell are you? 455 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,421 Just open the bloody door. 456 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,089 OK. 457 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:06,553 - There you go. Enjoy. - Thank you. 458 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:08,555 - Forty-eight. - Yes. 459 00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:09,681 Hello. 460 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:11,266 Dennis, I'm really busy. 461 00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:12,434 Can we talk? 462 00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:14,686 No, just buy something or go. 463 00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:18,815 OK. I, can I have one of your signature cupcakes, please? 464 00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:21,109 Actually, can I have this big one? 465 00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:22,194 - Dennis. - That one's fine... 466 00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,446 and, uh, I like that one, too. 467 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,282 - Anything else? - Um, yeah. 468 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,951 What do you see in Whit? 469 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,662 - Uh, forty-nine. - Yes, I'm forty-nine. 470 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,580 - What can I get for you? - No, I'm not done yet. 471 00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:34,831 Yes, you are. 472 00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:37,125 Sorry, I think you've used up your allotted time. 473 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,920 You don't-- You don't have allotted time, OK? 474 00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:41,630 Now you're using up my allotted time. 475 00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:43,382 You don't get allotted time, OK? 476 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:44,716 It's not like a game show, you know? 477 00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:47,302 You got, like, fifteen seconds to win a bun. 478 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:49,179 Goodbye, Dennis. 479 00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:50,264 Yes? 480 00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:52,349 Yes. Hello, yes. 481 00:23:52,391 --> 00:23:55,811 Um, do you have any of those little gingerbread rabbits? 482 00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:57,229 Oh, no. We just have those at Easter. 483 00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:58,480 I'm so sorry. 484 00:23:58,522 --> 00:23:59,982 Oh. 485 00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:02,401 Hmm... 486 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:09,575 Do you have anything else shaped like an animal? 487 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,659 - Excuse me. - What? 488 00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:13,078 I haven't paid for my order. 489 00:24:13,245 --> 00:24:14,329 I'm sorry. 490 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:15,414 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 491 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,332 Excuse me. 492 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,502 - Ow! - Sorry. 493 00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:23,172 Seriously, what do you see in him? 494 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:25,048 OK, he's well-off, all right? 495 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,717 He's kind of-- He's quite good-looking, you know? 496 00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:27,843 But I mean, so what? 497 00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:29,428 Is that what you think this is about? 498 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:31,513 I just want some gorgeous sugar daddy. 499 00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:32,848 I wouldn't say gorgeous. 500 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,183 Well, that's not why I'm with him. 501 00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:35,434 Well, why are you with him? 502 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:36,643 You know, give me one good reason. 503 00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:38,687 One? I could give you fifty. 504 00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:41,023 - I'm fifty! - Hang on a minute! 505 00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:44,484 He's mature, responsible, considerate... 506 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:45,861 he's great with Jake. 507 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:47,905 - That's only four. - Hello? 508 00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:50,574 You know what? He's a good man, Dennis. 509 00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:53,243 You know, he runs marathons for charity, for Pete's sake. 510 00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:54,828 Oh, big deal! 511 00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:56,747 So you could run a marathon? 512 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,041 Could I have a chocolate brownie, please? 513 00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:00,542 - Hang on! - Oh! 514 00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:02,336 Look, Libby, I can change. 515 00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:04,922 Yeah? Well, great. Let's get married. 516 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,465 - Really? - No! 517 00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:08,592 We tried that once, remember? 518 00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:11,053 You left me at the altar, pregnant. 519 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,971 You cock! 520 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:14,890 Look, Libby, I can change, OK? 521 00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:16,934 I have changed. I can prove it. 522 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:18,810 How? 523 00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:23,732 I'll tell you. I will run the marathon. 524 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,610 What? 525 00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:27,694 The one that Whit's doin'... 526 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:29,696 I'll run that, and I'll finish it. 527 00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:30,864 Come on, you've never finished... 528 00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:33,116 anything in your entire life, Dennis. 529 00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:35,244 Oh, now, you-- That's not-- 530 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:36,954 - You know-- - Look, You can't even finish a sentence. 531 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:38,038 Don't--don't-- 532 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,790 You're just bein', you know, what's the word? 533 00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:40,874 Cock? 534 00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:43,085 I would settle for something shaped like a fish. 535 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:44,169 Well, go to the fishmonger! 536 00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:46,046 I'm a vegetarian. 537 00:25:46,088 --> 00:25:48,298 OK. OK. 538 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:49,883 Dennis, just please leave. 539 00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:52,261 OK. OK, I'll go. 540 00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,762 But I'm gonna prove this to you, Libby. 541 00:25:53,804 --> 00:25:57,516 I can be mature, considerate, and responsible. 542 00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:00,269 - Oh! - Dennis? 543 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:01,895 Yes, Libby? 544 00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:04,481 It's two pounds, seventy-five. 545 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:06,483 Oh, yeah, right. 546 00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:09,152 Hey, if Dennis thinks he can run the race... 547 00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:10,279 he can run the race. 548 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,780 - Thank you. - There's no way 549 00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:13,407 you can run a marathon. 550 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:16,076 - Why not? - 'Cause you is a lazy bastard. 551 00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:18,161 Hey, I'll have you know I go to spin classes. 552 00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:19,913 You went to one. 553 00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:22,082 Yeah, and now you walk like John Wayne. 554 00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:24,793 Hey, this is important to me. 555 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:27,004 I mean it! 556 00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:31,175 Look, I'm sick of being a nearly man, all right? 557 00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:32,259 I'm sick of being scared. 558 00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:33,635 I'm sick of the regret I feel every day... 559 00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:36,346 'cause I didn't have the guts to marry the woman I love! 560 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,058 All that ends tomorrow at 6 A.M. 561 00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:20,474 # Ow! # 562 00:27:41,453 --> 00:27:42,913 Not bad. 563 00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:00,889 Hi. 564 00:28:02,558 --> 00:28:03,809 Feel better? 565 00:28:03,851 --> 00:28:05,310 Much. 566 00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:07,896 Oh, how was spin class? 567 00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:12,234 Uh, it was... It was an amazing workout. 568 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:14,403 Is that right? 569 00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:16,029 Yeah. And I also thought it would be... 570 00:28:16,071 --> 00:28:17,990 a good chance for me to get to know Whit... 571 00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:19,700 a little bit better, so... 572 00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:21,910 Well, maybe we should all go out for dinner then. 573 00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:23,203 - You think? - Yeah. 574 00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:24,955 And then we could go dancing. 575 00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:26,957 - You're jokin'. - No, not at all. 576 00:28:26,999 --> 00:28:29,501 And then, afterwards, we could come back here... 577 00:28:29,543 --> 00:28:31,211 and have a threesome. 578 00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:33,839 Oh. You are joking. 579 00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:35,174 Of course, I am. 580 00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:36,466 Look, Dennis, I don't know what's going on... 581 00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:37,843 in that head of yours, but whatever it is... 582 00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:39,553 - I don't like it. - I've-- There's nothing-- 583 00:28:39,595 --> 00:28:41,430 - Daddy! - Hey, buddy. 584 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:42,556 - You ready for school? - Yeah. 585 00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:45,058 Wait up, wait up, wait up a sec. 586 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,103 Can I walk with you guys? 587 00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:49,646 OK. 588 00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:52,232 - I'll see you later. - OK. 589 00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:55,319 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 590 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:56,904 All right, you ready? 591 00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:58,447 Yeah. 592 00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:08,916 So, Whit, you were, uh, 'round at Libby's pretty early, eh? 593 00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:10,542 Whit stayed over last night. 594 00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:11,877 - Oh? - Yes. 595 00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:13,504 They were jumping on the bed. 596 00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:15,881 Wow. 597 00:29:17,591 --> 00:29:20,761 Hey, Jakey, guess what? Uh, I spoke to my friend... 598 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,888 and he does have an extra ticket for the show tonight. 599 00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:25,557 What do you say we, uh, ask Emily to come along? 600 00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:27,100 Yeah! 601 00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:29,102 - Yay. - What, he told you about Emily? 602 00:29:29,144 --> 00:29:30,646 Oh, yeah. 603 00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:32,564 Oh, and, uh... 604 00:29:32,606 --> 00:29:35,609 Libby tells me that you decided to run the marathon? 605 00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:36,735 Yeah. 606 00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:39,071 That's great, man. Seriously. 607 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:40,405 Really, that's awesome. 608 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:41,657 Thank you. 609 00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:42,699 How did you manage to get in? 610 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:43,784 What do you mean? 611 00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:45,410 Well, you can't just show up and run. 612 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:46,495 Well, why not? 613 00:29:46,537 --> 00:29:48,288 You have to apply in advance. 614 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:49,957 Well, how far in advance? 615 00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:51,500 Uh, three months. 616 00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:52,584 And when is it again? 617 00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:54,086 Three weeks. 618 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:55,170 Right. 619 00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:56,547 They'll make exceptions sometimes... 620 00:29:56,588 --> 00:29:58,966 if you're running for a charity, but, uh, you know... 621 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:01,844 each charity is only allowed a certain amount of runners. 622 00:30:01,885 --> 00:30:03,345 No, you don't have to worry about me. 623 00:30:03,387 --> 00:30:04,596 I'll get in. 624 00:30:04,638 --> 00:30:06,056 All right. 625 00:30:06,098 --> 00:30:08,225 You ever, uh, run a marathon before? 626 00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:09,935 No. Why? 627 00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:11,812 It's pretty gruelling. 628 00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:14,648 Well, yeah, that's why they call it a marathon. 629 00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:17,860 Yeah, actually, technically, it's called a marathon... 630 00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:20,404 because of the events of 490 B.C. 631 00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:21,989 There was a Greek soldier... 632 00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:23,073 - named Phei-- - Say, can I just... 633 00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:25,117 - stop you there? - Yeah. 634 00:30:25,659 --> 00:30:28,078 I've got have nothing to say. I just wanted to stop you there. 635 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:35,043 All right, all right. 636 00:30:35,794 --> 00:30:38,463 Hello. Is that the Cats Protection League? 637 00:30:38,964 --> 00:30:40,007 Hello. I was just-- 638 00:30:40,048 --> 00:30:41,383 I'm-- I'm running a marathon next month... 639 00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:43,719 and I was wondering if I could possibly run on your behalf? 640 00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:46,722 Great. Yeah, yeah. 641 00:30:46,763 --> 00:30:49,349 OK. I see. 642 00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:52,311 How big is the costume? 643 00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:55,480 OK. I'll call you back. 644 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:58,358 Ooh. 645 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,902 Hi. 646 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:01,862 - Dennis. - Oh, yes? 647 00:31:01,904 --> 00:31:03,822 Would you mind not doing that in front of the customers? 648 00:31:03,864 --> 00:31:06,074 Sorry. I went for a run this morning in my trunks... 649 00:31:06,116 --> 00:31:07,784 and I think I've got a bit of a rash... 650 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:09,578 you know, down there in the, uh... 651 00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:11,371 - I understand. - scrotal zone. 652 00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:13,498 - I understand, Dennis. - OK. 653 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:16,293 Please, keep your hands out of the scrotal zone... 654 00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:17,503 whilst you're at work. 655 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:19,087 Will do. 656 00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:58,377 Shh. 657 00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:00,712 Dennis! 658 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,341 Sorry. I was, um... 659 00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:07,135 I was in the zone. 660 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:13,141 So, um, I'd actually be dressed as a brain. 661 00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:15,853 Um, can I call you back? 662 00:32:24,945 --> 00:32:27,155 # Just 'cause you think it # 663 00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:29,575 # It don't make it so # 664 00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:32,286 # Drive you to drink # 665 00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:34,913 # Won't let you go # 666 00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:39,251 # Plenty of girls and boys in love # 667 00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:40,335 Come on! 668 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:42,713 # Plenty of girls # 669 00:32:43,964 --> 00:32:46,258 # And boys in love # 670 00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:51,722 Would you like a cup of tea, Dennis? 671 00:32:56,018 --> 00:32:58,103 So that's it. 672 00:32:58,145 --> 00:32:59,479 Running this marathon could be my last chance... 673 00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:01,607 to show Libby that I can change. 674 00:33:04,735 --> 00:33:06,320 Mmm. 675 00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:10,365 You know what I would do if I were you? 676 00:33:10,407 --> 00:33:11,408 What? 677 00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:14,286 I would get some cream for that rash. 678 00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:17,789 Let me ask you something, Dennis. 679 00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:21,877 Why did you leave your lady at the altar when she was pregnant? 680 00:33:21,919 --> 00:33:23,670 I don't know. Just wasn't ready. 681 00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:30,552 The toothpaste was already out of the tube, my friend. 682 00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:33,555 Being ready had nothing to do with it. 683 00:33:34,515 --> 00:33:35,933 I was scared. 684 00:33:35,974 --> 00:33:37,476 Mmm. 685 00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:40,145 So, you are a coward. 686 00:33:40,979 --> 00:33:43,023 I thought we were just gonna have a cup of tea. 687 00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:47,110 You did not think you were good enough. 688 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:50,322 Am I right? 689 00:33:50,364 --> 00:33:52,533 You thought of your lady, and you were terrified... 690 00:33:52,574 --> 00:33:54,159 you could not give her what she needed... 691 00:33:54,201 --> 00:33:55,994 what she deserved. 692 00:33:57,538 --> 00:33:59,248 I thought the same things... 693 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:02,793 on the day I married Mrs Ghoshdashtidar. 694 00:34:04,127 --> 00:34:05,671 May she rest. 695 00:34:07,005 --> 00:34:08,465 Did you? 696 00:34:08,507 --> 00:34:10,425 Yes. But guess what? 697 00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:13,554 It turned out I was good enough. 698 00:34:13,595 --> 00:34:15,764 I made myself good enough. 699 00:34:16,974 --> 00:34:19,226 You did a stupid thing, Dennis. 700 00:34:19,351 --> 00:34:24,106 But she loved you once, and you must have earned that somehow. 701 00:34:27,025 --> 00:34:28,819 Yeah. 702 00:34:29,862 --> 00:34:32,865 Did you have a good marriage, Mr Ghoshdashtidar? 703 00:34:32,906 --> 00:34:34,616 Ah. 704 00:34:36,326 --> 00:34:39,371 I remember the feeling of being complete... 705 00:34:39,705 --> 00:34:44,293 of spending every day with my best friend... 706 00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:46,170 but most of all... 707 00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:52,176 I remember all the fucking. 708 00:34:56,555 --> 00:34:58,390 Mmm... 709 00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:01,852 Mmm... 710 00:35:04,855 --> 00:35:07,107 Oh, three degrees starboard, skipper. 711 00:35:07,149 --> 00:35:08,734 Hey, I'm the captain. 712 00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:12,070 Mutiny! Mutiny! 713 00:35:13,572 --> 00:35:14,990 Whoa! 714 00:35:15,032 --> 00:35:18,076 Ahoy there, me lad. 715 00:35:19,286 --> 00:35:21,121 - Oh! - Hey, Jakey. 716 00:35:21,163 --> 00:35:22,206 Sorry, we're late, love. 717 00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:23,874 Soon as Whit found out we we're meeting here... 718 00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:25,792 he had to go get his vessel. 719 00:35:26,043 --> 00:35:27,544 Jakey, here. Flip that switch. 720 00:35:27,586 --> 00:35:30,130 No, not that one. That one. 721 00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:34,468 Whoa! Can I steer it? 722 00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:36,803 No. But you can watch me steer it. 723 00:35:37,387 --> 00:35:38,889 Mutiny. 724 00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,099 Hey. You wanna? 725 00:35:43,769 --> 00:35:45,687 - Was he OK? - Yeah, he's fine. 726 00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:49,233 We had a really nice time until Captain Bligh turned up. 727 00:35:49,274 --> 00:35:51,401 Whit just likes to take things very seriously. 728 00:35:51,443 --> 00:35:54,071 Prepare to be boarded, or feel the hot wrath... 729 00:35:54,112 --> 00:35:57,157 of Her Majesty's royal fusillade! 730 00:35:58,450 --> 00:36:00,118 Wait, don't touch that. Wait. 731 00:36:01,036 --> 00:36:02,538 Why won't you let me steer it? 732 00:36:02,579 --> 00:36:04,456 Uh, because it's mine. 733 00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:05,874 So, you're still gonna run in this marathon? 734 00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:07,084 Yes, absolutely. 735 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,710 It's gonna be great. 736 00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:10,671 You're gonna see a whole new Dennis. 737 00:36:10,712 --> 00:36:12,089 Right, well, I've been thinking about it... 738 00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:14,466 and the thing is, I don't care. 739 00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:15,801 What do you mean? 740 00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:18,011 Dennis, what do you think you're going to achieve? 741 00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:20,305 Do you honestly think that running 26 miles... 742 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:21,932 is just gonna wipe the slate clean? 743 00:36:21,974 --> 00:36:23,183 Well, you might change your mind when you see me... 744 00:36:23,225 --> 00:36:24,726 in jogging shorts. 745 00:36:28,146 --> 00:36:30,899 Look, Whit's having a birthday party... 746 00:36:30,941 --> 00:36:31,984 for me in a couple of weeks... 747 00:36:32,025 --> 00:36:34,778 and it would mean a lot to Jake if you came. 748 00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:36,321 To Jake? 749 00:36:37,739 --> 00:36:39,241 Hey! 750 00:36:40,826 --> 00:36:42,327 Hey! 751 00:36:43,287 --> 00:36:44,705 Hey! 752 00:36:44,746 --> 00:36:45,789 Hey, OK. 753 00:36:45,831 --> 00:36:46,915 Whose boat is this? 754 00:36:46,957 --> 00:36:49,501 Whose boat...is this?! 755 00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:52,963 Excuse me! Is-- Is this your boat?! 756 00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:55,966 - No way! - He's toast. 757 00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:57,509 He won't last. 758 00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:04,308 Would you like some pizza, Dennis? 759 00:37:04,349 --> 00:37:06,351 Oh. Yes, I would actually. Thank you very much. 760 00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:07,477 - Ow! - Come here. 761 00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:10,105 What are you doing that-- Stop it. 762 00:37:10,731 --> 00:37:11,773 Are you still gonna do this? 763 00:37:11,815 --> 00:37:13,025 Are you still gonna run the marathon? 764 00:37:13,066 --> 00:37:14,193 I want to, yes. 765 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:15,736 Thank God. 766 00:37:17,446 --> 00:37:18,488 Why? 767 00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:20,866 Because I just bet them every penny I have. 768 00:37:20,908 --> 00:37:22,910 What? You bet on me? 769 00:37:23,285 --> 00:37:24,661 Dennis, you're my best friend. 770 00:37:24,703 --> 00:37:26,955 I'm not gonna bet against you. 771 00:37:27,206 --> 00:37:28,665 Well, thank you. 772 00:37:28,707 --> 00:37:30,542 Not with these odds. 773 00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:32,002 Well, what if I don't finish? 774 00:37:32,044 --> 00:37:33,837 Vincent'll kill you. 775 00:37:33,879 --> 00:37:35,130 Oh, you'll finish. 776 00:37:35,172 --> 00:37:36,924 How can you be so sure? 777 00:37:40,511 --> 00:37:45,516 Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up! 778 00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:49,478 So, you're gonna be my coach. 779 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,979 That's right. 780 00:37:51,021 --> 00:37:52,064 Why are you here? 781 00:37:52,105 --> 00:37:54,483 I'm the assistant coach. 782 00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:55,609 Why do you get to be assistant coach? 783 00:37:55,651 --> 00:37:57,319 Because I have this spatula. 784 00:37:57,361 --> 00:37:58,904 Ow! 785 00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:01,156 Go on. Get running. 786 00:38:01,198 --> 00:38:03,825 Wait. Isn't there some sort of special technique? 787 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,286 Yeah, you put one leg in front of the other... 788 00:38:06,328 --> 00:38:08,830 over and over again really fast. 789 00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:10,874 Why are you here again? 790 00:38:10,916 --> 00:38:12,501 - Ow! - Motivation. 791 00:38:12,543 --> 00:38:14,253 # I said, yeah # 792 00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:15,754 # I said, yeah # 793 00:38:15,796 --> 00:38:18,382 - # What they said # - # What they said # 794 00:38:18,423 --> 00:38:19,925 - # Oh, I said, yeah # - Lift your knees higher! 795 00:38:19,967 --> 00:38:21,009 - You're not gonna get... - # Yeah, yeah # 796 00:38:21,051 --> 00:38:22,761 - anywhere like that! - # It's what they said # 797 00:38:22,803 --> 00:38:25,097 - You've gotta slide more. - # What they said # 798 00:38:25,305 --> 00:38:27,391 - # Do you believe I would take something with me # - Come on, Dennis! 799 00:38:27,432 --> 00:38:29,434 - You want to feel my spatula?! - # And give it # 800 00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:30,978 - No, I do not! - # To the police man? # 801 00:38:31,019 --> 00:38:34,106 - Then run! Run like the wind! - # I wouldn't do that # 802 00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:35,482 - # And if I do that # - This is harder... 803 00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:37,359 - # I would say, "Sir" # - for me, you know? 804 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:38,902 # "Come on and put the charge on me" # 805 00:38:38,944 --> 00:38:40,529 Ow! 806 00:38:40,571 --> 00:38:42,364 # I wouldn't do that # 807 00:38:42,406 --> 00:38:45,742 - # No, I wouldn't do that # - Come on, Dennis! Come on! 808 00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:48,495 - Lookin' good! Lookin' good! - # I'm not a fool to hurt myself # 809 00:38:48,537 --> 00:38:50,122 - Come on, Dennis. Keep up the pace. - # I was innocent # 810 00:38:50,163 --> 00:38:52,457 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - # Of what they done to me # 811 00:38:52,499 --> 00:38:54,501 # They was wrong # 812 00:38:54,543 --> 00:38:55,586 I think I got a blister. 813 00:38:55,627 --> 00:38:56,670 - # They were wrong # - OK. 814 00:38:56,712 --> 00:38:58,046 Yeah, gently. 815 00:38:58,088 --> 00:38:59,590 All right. 816 00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:04,136 OK! Oh! All right. 817 00:39:04,178 --> 00:39:05,971 -ls it bad? -No, it's not that bad. 818 00:39:06,013 --> 00:39:08,015 No. No. It's not. 819 00:39:08,765 --> 00:39:11,476 Ohh! Oh, that's big. 820 00:39:13,562 --> 00:39:15,189 Look at that thing. 821 00:39:15,230 --> 00:39:17,191 It's like a womb. 822 00:39:17,441 --> 00:39:18,609 Don't. 823 00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:19,693 Hey, maybe there's a little man in there... 824 00:39:19,735 --> 00:39:21,653 who looks just like you, but he's really good at running. 825 00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:23,238 What are you talking about?! 826 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,531 It's just a thought. 827 00:39:24,573 --> 00:39:26,200 You're gonna have to pop it. 828 00:39:27,868 --> 00:39:29,328 No. No way. 829 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:30,954 Never pop another man's pustule. 830 00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:32,623 Well, I'll do it then. Give me the needle. 831 00:39:32,664 --> 00:39:34,416 That's the closest I could get. 832 00:39:35,792 --> 00:39:36,919 It's fine. I sterilized it. 833 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,462 In what? 834 00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:41,798 It's sterilized. 835 00:39:42,799 --> 00:39:44,885 OK, OK. Here we go. 836 00:39:48,722 --> 00:39:50,265 Ooh, you're gonna get it. 837 00:39:51,183 --> 00:39:52,684 Stick it in. 838 00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:53,977 - Pop it! - I can't! 839 00:39:54,019 --> 00:39:55,604 - Why not? - It's scary! 840 00:39:55,646 --> 00:39:56,939 Give it to me. 841 00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:58,023 Just do it slow! 842 00:39:58,065 --> 00:39:59,191 - Do it-- Do it gently, OK? - Yeah. 843 00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:00,817 - Trust me. - After three, OK? 844 00:40:00,859 --> 00:40:02,444 - OK. - One. 845 00:40:06,657 --> 00:40:08,200 It's in it! 846 00:40:08,325 --> 00:40:10,118 Get it out! 847 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,787 Bloody take it out! 848 00:40:11,828 --> 00:40:13,622 - Hold still! Hold still! - Get it! 849 00:40:21,296 --> 00:40:22,798 I'm so sorry. 850 00:40:23,215 --> 00:40:24,675 That's never happened before. 851 00:40:24,716 --> 00:40:26,552 Oh! Oh! 852 00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:31,014 I'm Catholic. 853 00:40:32,266 --> 00:40:33,767 That was the second most disgusting fluid... 854 00:40:33,809 --> 00:40:35,477 I've ever had in my eye. 855 00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:37,813 Who's that? 856 00:40:37,855 --> 00:40:38,939 That's Mr G. 857 00:40:38,981 --> 00:40:40,774 Get something nice on, something respectable. 858 00:40:40,816 --> 00:40:42,317 Where we goin'? 859 00:41:02,421 --> 00:41:04,590 Every year, literally hundreds of people... 860 00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:08,135 are affected by acute neurocortical emphasitis... 861 00:41:08,177 --> 00:41:10,095 or Hapsburg Syndrome. 862 00:41:10,137 --> 00:41:11,180 I see. 863 00:41:11,221 --> 00:41:14,057 And how does the condition manifest itself? 864 00:41:14,516 --> 00:41:15,601 The syndrome is characterized... 865 00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:17,853 by a loss of lower body function... 866 00:41:19,313 --> 00:41:22,441 sporadic and often violent outbursts of profanity. 867 00:41:28,447 --> 00:41:30,866 And often chronic flatulence. 868 00:41:35,037 --> 00:41:36,788 It's our aim to raise awareness of the condition... 869 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:38,248 and, hopefully, some funds to give... 870 00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:40,000 some much-needed support... 871 00:41:40,042 --> 00:41:42,127 to people such as Mr Ghoshdashtidar here. 872 00:41:42,169 --> 00:41:43,837 Mmm... 873 00:41:46,798 --> 00:41:49,718 - Well, we think that Mr Goshdashti-- - Ghosh! 874 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,762 - Ghoshtashtidar-- - Ghosh! Ghosh! 875 00:41:51,803 --> 00:41:55,474 Ghoshtashtidar's condition is very, uh, serious... 876 00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:59,228 and warrants support, and we'd be delighted... 877 00:41:59,269 --> 00:42:04,066 for Mr Doyle to run on behalf of acute neuro-- 878 00:42:04,107 --> 00:42:05,400 Acute neurocortical emphasitis. 879 00:42:05,442 --> 00:42:07,027 - Or, uh... - Hapsburg Syn-- 880 00:42:07,069 --> 00:42:09,988 Syndrome awareness. Yes. 881 00:42:11,031 --> 00:42:12,491 OK. 882 00:42:14,201 --> 00:42:17,412 We'll just need the charity's registration number. 883 00:42:17,788 --> 00:42:18,830 The what? 884 00:42:18,872 --> 00:42:20,624 The registration number. 885 00:42:27,464 --> 00:42:29,049 Well, that couldn't have gone any worse. 886 00:42:29,091 --> 00:42:30,843 Mmm. 887 00:42:30,884 --> 00:42:32,135 - Look out! - Oh! 888 00:42:32,177 --> 00:42:33,512 Ohh! 889 00:42:33,554 --> 00:42:35,556 Aw, hit by a wheelchair. 890 00:42:36,932 --> 00:42:38,058 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 891 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,142 - It stings. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 892 00:42:39,184 --> 00:42:40,227 - It stings. - No, no, no, no! 893 00:42:40,269 --> 00:42:41,687 Dennis, don't touch him. 894 00:42:41,728 --> 00:42:42,771 - Can you stand? - Oh, no! 895 00:42:42,813 --> 00:42:45,107 - Are you OK? - No. My leg's broken. 896 00:42:45,148 --> 00:42:46,316 We are so sorry. 897 00:42:46,358 --> 00:42:48,068 You-- Call an ambulance! 898 00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:50,529 Oh, this can't be happening. 899 00:42:50,571 --> 00:42:52,489 I was supposed to be running the marathon in three weeks. 900 00:42:52,531 --> 00:42:53,740 - Really? - Yeah. 901 00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:55,617 There were so many people dependin' on me. 902 00:42:56,577 --> 00:42:57,786 Charity people? 903 00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,454 - Hmm? - Yeah. God! 904 00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:01,582 What charity people? 905 00:43:01,623 --> 00:43:03,333 What do you think? 906 00:43:03,959 --> 00:43:05,419 Nice. 907 00:43:10,549 --> 00:43:11,592 Nicotine patch? 908 00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:12,676 Applied. 909 00:43:12,718 --> 00:43:15,387 - You been to the toilet? - One and two. 910 00:43:15,846 --> 00:43:17,389 You ready? 911 00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:19,975 Ready. 912 00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:44,291 One. 913 00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:46,502 Ow. 914 00:43:46,543 --> 00:43:47,586 - Two. - Get up there. 915 00:43:47,628 --> 00:43:49,838 # This is a jailbreak # 916 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,007 # This is a Thursday afternoon # 917 00:43:52,049 --> 00:43:54,343 # But I didn't mean it # 918 00:43:54,384 --> 00:43:56,929 - # I didn't mean it # - Ow! 919 00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:59,097 # I'd never get that far # 920 00:43:59,139 --> 00:44:01,391 # My baby, short breath wouldn't do # 921 00:44:01,433 --> 00:44:03,519 # But you took it serious # 922 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,479 - # Took it so serious # - Raise. 923 00:44:05,521 --> 00:44:07,397 - No! - No! 924 00:44:08,732 --> 00:44:11,360 One, two... 925 00:44:20,369 --> 00:44:22,579 One more! One more! 926 00:44:24,373 --> 00:44:29,127 # Well, you accused me of wearing movies in my eyes # 927 00:44:29,169 --> 00:44:31,338 # But I still love you # 928 00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:33,715 # Of course, I love you # 929 00:44:33,757 --> 00:44:35,717 # And so I countered # 930 00:44:35,759 --> 00:44:38,345 # You do the same, my Annie I # 931 00:44:38,387 --> 00:44:40,889 # You closed them so fast # 932 00:44:40,931 --> 00:44:46,019 # And you closed them so tight # 933 00:45:24,183 --> 00:45:25,851 - Hi, Dennis. - Wha-- 934 00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:28,687 I saw your friend Gordon this morning. 935 00:45:28,729 --> 00:45:30,606 I will replace anything he stole. 936 00:45:30,647 --> 00:45:32,482 He told me about his little bet. 937 00:45:32,524 --> 00:45:33,609 Oh, yeah. 938 00:45:33,650 --> 00:45:35,444 - Yeah. Crazy, huh? - Yeah. 939 00:45:35,485 --> 00:45:37,446 So I made a crazy little bet of my own. 940 00:45:37,487 --> 00:45:39,364 Ooh. Who with? 941 00:45:39,406 --> 00:45:40,866 With you, silly. 942 00:45:40,908 --> 00:45:42,993 - We haven't made a bet. - We're about to. 943 00:45:43,952 --> 00:45:45,412 Here it is. 944 00:45:45,454 --> 00:45:46,496 You finish the race... 945 00:45:46,538 --> 00:45:48,999 I'll forgive all the back rent you owe. 946 00:45:49,041 --> 00:45:50,918 - And if I don't? - If you don't finish... 947 00:45:50,959 --> 00:45:52,336 you pack your bags and you leave. 948 00:45:52,377 --> 00:45:55,422 You go, and I finally get some tidy tenants... 949 00:45:55,464 --> 00:45:57,132 who pay their rent on time. 950 00:45:57,174 --> 00:45:59,801 - Deal? - No deal. 951 00:46:01,637 --> 00:46:03,555 Hey, what are you-- Hey, give me that. 952 00:46:03,597 --> 00:46:05,098 - Deal? - Deal. 953 00:46:08,268 --> 00:46:10,270 - Maya, if you think making-- - Maya? 954 00:46:10,312 --> 00:46:11,772 Hey. Hello, Mr Ghoshdashtidar. 955 00:46:11,813 --> 00:46:13,398 How are you? 956 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,651 I've got something for you. 957 00:46:15,692 --> 00:46:17,736 Ooh. It's not the spatula, is it? 958 00:46:17,778 --> 00:46:19,571 No. 959 00:46:24,868 --> 00:46:26,453 Wow. 960 00:46:27,704 --> 00:46:30,082 To help you be a good man. 961 00:46:32,251 --> 00:46:33,752 I don't-- 962 00:46:38,590 --> 00:46:40,092 Thank you. 963 00:46:40,467 --> 00:46:41,969 Wow. 964 00:46:46,849 --> 00:46:49,101 Peter Perfect, a perfect palace. 965 00:46:49,142 --> 00:46:51,311 Try saying that when you're smashed. 966 00:46:51,353 --> 00:46:54,356 - I will. - # Lately # 967 00:46:54,398 --> 00:46:59,111 # I been high-steppin' # 968 00:47:01,738 --> 00:47:02,906 # I've got a lover # 969 00:47:02,948 --> 00:47:06,326 - # Who just gets it for real # - Hey. Hey, Dennis. 970 00:47:06,368 --> 00:47:08,078 - Hey. - Glad you could make it. 971 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,621 - Thank you. - Oh, hey. 972 00:47:10,414 --> 00:47:12,332 Wow, Libby. 973 00:47:12,374 --> 00:47:13,834 You look, um...wow. 974 00:47:13,876 --> 00:47:14,918 Thank you. 975 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,587 I know, right? Never mind all this. 976 00:47:16,628 --> 00:47:18,630 I'll take the view I have right here. 977 00:47:18,672 --> 00:47:20,299 Oh. 978 00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:24,720 I'm Gordon, Libby's cousin. Hello. 979 00:47:24,761 --> 00:47:26,638 Gordon. Of course. I've heard a lot about you. 980 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,140 Very nice to meet you. 981 00:47:28,182 --> 00:47:29,808 - Really? - Yeah. 982 00:47:29,850 --> 00:47:32,060 Oh. I thought you said he was an asshole. 983 00:47:32,436 --> 00:47:33,645 - Dennis! - Gordon. 984 00:47:33,687 --> 00:47:35,689 - What? - It's OK, Lib. 985 00:47:36,356 --> 00:47:37,941 Libby, I got you a birthday present. 986 00:47:37,983 --> 00:47:39,359 Oh. 987 00:47:39,401 --> 00:47:40,861 It's a CD. 988 00:47:40,903 --> 00:47:42,571 I hope you don't have it, 'cause I don't have a receipt... 989 00:47:42,613 --> 00:47:44,615 and I didn't exactly get it in a shop. 990 00:47:44,656 --> 00:47:46,825 Well, thank you, I think. 991 00:47:47,159 --> 00:47:49,036 It's OK. Where's the toilet? 992 00:47:51,246 --> 00:47:54,666 I'll show you, and, uh, you can entertain Dennis. 993 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:55,751 OK. 994 00:47:55,792 --> 00:47:58,629 That is if he doesn't mind hangin' out with an asshole. 995 00:47:59,671 --> 00:48:01,590 He was joking. I never said you were an asshole. 996 00:48:01,632 --> 00:48:04,092 - Yeah, you did. - Yeah, I did. 997 00:48:05,802 --> 00:48:06,929 Whit seems nice. 998 00:48:06,970 --> 00:48:08,055 Yeah, he is. 999 00:48:08,096 --> 00:48:10,724 Good-looking, friendly, well-off, steady job... 1000 00:48:10,766 --> 00:48:11,808 good with Jake... 1001 00:48:11,850 --> 00:48:13,519 just like you got him out of a catalogue. 1002 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,728 And what's your point? 1003 00:48:14,770 --> 00:48:17,272 I ordered a pair of shoes once from a catalogue. 1004 00:48:17,314 --> 00:48:19,441 Gorgeous soft leather ltalian loafers. 1005 00:48:19,483 --> 00:48:20,734 They looked amazing, but then they arrived... 1006 00:48:20,776 --> 00:48:22,945 and I put them on, and they hurt like fuck. 1007 00:48:22,986 --> 00:48:24,696 Thanks. I'll bear that in mind. 1008 00:48:25,072 --> 00:48:26,698 Wow. 1009 00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:29,076 Hey, do you think it would be weird if I took a bath? 1010 00:48:31,954 --> 00:48:34,122 Yeah, that would be weird. 1011 00:48:34,706 --> 00:48:36,458 - Hey. - Hey. 1012 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:38,043 - Here you go. - Oh, thanks. 1013 00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:39,419 Cheers. 1014 00:48:39,461 --> 00:48:40,963 Cheers. 1015 00:48:42,881 --> 00:48:44,341 What do you think? 1016 00:48:44,383 --> 00:48:46,510 I think I see a guy peeing on your car. 1017 00:48:46,552 --> 00:48:48,053 - What? - Got you. 1018 00:48:48,762 --> 00:48:50,889 Oh, very good. 1019 00:48:50,931 --> 00:48:52,975 Actually, you see that? 1020 00:48:53,016 --> 00:48:54,059 What? 1021 00:48:54,101 --> 00:48:55,853 There. I'm talking about St. Paul's Cathedral. 1022 00:48:55,894 --> 00:48:57,312 - You see it? - Uh-huh. 1023 00:48:57,354 --> 00:48:58,981 Currently my favourite spot in London. 1024 00:48:59,022 --> 00:49:00,274 You know why? 1025 00:49:00,315 --> 00:49:02,484 Uh, is it because that's where you first realized... 1026 00:49:02,526 --> 00:49:04,111 how amazing you are? 1027 00:49:05,696 --> 00:49:07,531 It's the finish line for the marathon. 1028 00:49:08,115 --> 00:49:09,366 Only two more days, and I get to cross it. 1029 00:49:09,408 --> 00:49:10,492 Can't wait. 1030 00:49:10,534 --> 00:49:12,077 Me, too. 1031 00:49:12,119 --> 00:49:14,288 Greatest feeling in the world, finishing a distance race. 1032 00:49:14,329 --> 00:49:16,665 I think you're really gonna get a kick out of it. 1033 00:49:16,707 --> 00:49:17,958 You don't think I'm gonna finish, do you? 1034 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,084 No, I don't. 1035 00:49:19,126 --> 00:49:20,169 Why not? 1036 00:49:20,210 --> 00:49:22,045 'Cause it's really hard, Dennis. 1037 00:49:22,087 --> 00:49:23,463 Actually requires a couple of things... 1038 00:49:23,505 --> 00:49:26,466 that, uh, forgive me, but you don't seem to possess. 1039 00:49:26,508 --> 00:49:27,885 I happen to have a very nice pair... 1040 00:49:27,926 --> 00:49:29,928 of running shoes now, thank you very much. 1041 00:49:31,054 --> 00:49:33,932 I'm talking about discipline and perseverance. 1042 00:49:33,974 --> 00:49:36,560 And all cute little comments aside... 1043 00:49:36,894 --> 00:49:38,270 there comes a point in every race-- 1044 00:49:38,312 --> 00:49:40,147 it could be the fifth mile, it could be the 25th-- 1045 00:49:40,189 --> 00:49:41,732 but, eventually, you're gonna hit... 1046 00:49:41,773 --> 00:49:43,692 what runners like to call "the wall." 1047 00:49:43,734 --> 00:49:45,152 And when you do... 1048 00:49:45,194 --> 00:49:47,905 you won't be able to breathe or think or even move. 1049 00:49:47,946 --> 00:49:50,157 All you're gonna wanna do is give up. 1050 00:49:50,199 --> 00:49:51,700 And I have a very strong feeling... 1051 00:49:51,742 --> 00:49:54,369 that that's exactly what you're gonna do, Dennis. 1052 00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:55,704 See, that's the difference... 1053 00:49:55,746 --> 00:49:58,165 between getting a girl like Libby... 1054 00:49:58,207 --> 00:50:00,083 and keeping a girl like Libby. 1055 00:50:05,422 --> 00:50:06,632 You good? You need anything else? 1056 00:50:06,673 --> 00:50:09,176 - No, I'm good. - OK. 1057 00:50:16,016 --> 00:50:20,687 # Love is sweet, they say # 1058 00:50:22,189 --> 00:50:27,611 # Promises of tomorrow # 1059 00:50:28,362 --> 00:50:35,369 # But the tighter you grip, the faster you slip # 1060 00:50:35,410 --> 00:50:39,581 # This much I know # 1061 00:50:40,624 --> 00:50:43,752 # Lately, I want everyhing # 1062 00:50:43,794 --> 00:50:46,630 # Every star tied to a string # 1063 00:50:46,672 --> 00:50:49,675 # Coffee, tea, and in between # 1064 00:50:49,716 --> 00:50:52,719 # The sweetest smile I've ever seen # 1065 00:50:52,761 --> 00:50:56,390 # A different song in every room... # 1066 00:50:56,431 --> 00:50:58,642 - Oh, shit! Sorry. Sorry. - That's OK. 1067 00:50:58,684 --> 00:51:00,602 - No, it's OK. It's OK. - Oh, man. It's just-- 1068 00:51:00,644 --> 00:51:02,229 It's just soda water, honestly. 1069 00:51:02,271 --> 00:51:03,939 Should I not rub your boob, then? 1070 00:51:04,606 --> 00:51:06,149 - Yeah. - OK. Sorry. 1071 00:51:06,191 --> 00:51:07,317 I can do the other one, you know? 1072 00:51:07,359 --> 00:51:09,444 'Cause I'm here, I might as well just even it out. 1073 00:51:09,486 --> 00:51:10,988 Sorry. 1074 00:51:13,365 --> 00:51:15,284 So, you havin' a... havin' a good time? 1075 00:51:15,742 --> 00:51:18,620 Yeah. Yes, I am, thank you. 1076 00:51:21,790 --> 00:51:23,000 You've lost weight. 1077 00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:24,376 Yeah, just a little bit. 1078 00:51:24,418 --> 00:51:25,460 Yeah. 1079 00:51:25,502 --> 00:51:27,045 You know, get on. 1080 00:51:27,087 --> 00:51:30,174 Where's Jake? I thought he was gonna be here. 1081 00:51:30,215 --> 00:51:31,550 Uh, no. 1082 00:51:31,592 --> 00:51:33,177 Whit thought that we'd have a better time... 1083 00:51:33,218 --> 00:51:35,220 if we got a sitter. 1084 00:51:35,262 --> 00:51:38,015 Oh. What did you think? 1085 00:51:42,102 --> 00:51:43,687 I should get back. 1086 00:51:43,729 --> 00:51:47,024 Libby, um, I never actually thanked you. 1087 00:51:48,358 --> 00:51:49,401 For what? 1088 00:51:49,443 --> 00:51:53,030 Well, for just sort of lettin' me back into your life. 1089 00:51:53,071 --> 00:51:54,781 Jake's life. 1090 00:51:54,823 --> 00:51:56,617 Yeah, well, you know. 1091 00:51:57,701 --> 00:51:58,869 I mean, l-I wouldn't have been surprised... 1092 00:51:58,911 --> 00:52:00,829 if you just cut me off completely, you know? 1093 00:52:00,871 --> 00:52:02,664 Ugh, now you tell me. 1094 00:52:03,707 --> 00:52:05,167 Well, no, I mean-- 1095 00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:06,877 No, he needs his dad. 1096 00:52:07,836 --> 00:52:09,296 Yeah. 1097 00:52:10,881 --> 00:52:14,843 You were right, you know, about me enterin' the marathon. 1098 00:52:14,885 --> 00:52:17,054 It-- You know, it was because I was... 1099 00:52:17,095 --> 00:52:19,056 sort of trying to win you back kind of thing. 1100 00:52:19,097 --> 00:52:21,600 And I'd always kinda hoped that maybe, we'd, you know... 1101 00:52:21,642 --> 00:52:22,851 get back together and that... 1102 00:52:22,893 --> 00:52:26,021 but, you know, when I saw you with Whit-- 1103 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,898 - Dennis. - I know-- I know-- I know-- 1104 00:52:27,940 --> 00:52:31,109 I know it's the height of hypocrisy, and I know-- 1105 00:52:31,151 --> 00:52:32,611 I know doin' this isn't gonna change anything... 1106 00:52:32,653 --> 00:52:35,447 or--or make anything better, but, um... 1107 00:52:37,616 --> 00:52:40,035 I'd just-- I'd settle for your respect. 1108 00:52:42,162 --> 00:52:43,413 You know, I'd settle for you smiling... 1109 00:52:43,455 --> 00:52:45,958 when you thought about the time that we had together... 1110 00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:48,544 and not thinkin' it was a waste of time. 1111 00:52:50,379 --> 00:52:51,505 You know, I mean, I know... 1112 00:52:51,547 --> 00:52:54,800 I didn't do you any favours on that day, OK? 1113 00:52:54,842 --> 00:52:57,719 I did a stupid, stupid thing. 1114 00:52:57,761 --> 00:53:00,806 But it was only because I thought... 1115 00:53:00,848 --> 00:53:03,976 spoiling your day was better than ruining your life. 1116 00:53:05,644 --> 00:53:07,855 Does that make any sense? 1117 00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:13,026 You're such an idiot. 1118 00:53:18,115 --> 00:53:19,449 Hey, I got you something. 1119 00:53:19,491 --> 00:53:21,201 Oh, what is it? 1120 00:53:21,243 --> 00:53:23,412 It's something I think you don't have. 1121 00:53:23,453 --> 00:53:25,581 A history of reliable boyfriends? 1122 00:53:26,832 --> 00:53:29,168 No, it's-- Well, it's only, you know... 1123 00:53:29,209 --> 00:53:30,335 - Open it later on. - OK. 1124 00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:32,045 Happy birthday. 1125 00:53:32,087 --> 00:53:33,922 - Thank you. - No. 1126 00:53:37,009 --> 00:53:38,510 Oh. 1127 00:53:57,237 --> 00:53:59,489 - Everyone, could I have your attention? - Oh, my God. 1128 00:53:59,531 --> 00:54:03,452 Hey. Everyone, your attention, please. 1129 00:54:03,493 --> 00:54:05,746 Everyone, hi. 1130 00:54:05,787 --> 00:54:06,830 Thank you for coming. 1131 00:54:06,872 --> 00:54:08,790 - Really good to see you all. - Thank you. 1132 00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:10,959 As you all know, we're here to celebrate... 1133 00:54:11,001 --> 00:54:15,130 the birthday of one Elizabeth Olivia O'Dell. 1134 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,134 Happy birthday. 1135 00:54:19,176 --> 00:54:23,096 As many of you know, uh, my passion in life is running. 1136 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,098 In fact, in a couple of days... 1137 00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:28,018 I'll be completing another marathon, thank you very much. 1138 00:54:30,729 --> 00:54:33,941 Uh, now, success in running requires a lot... 1139 00:54:33,982 --> 00:54:36,652 of the same things as success in love-- 1140 00:54:36,693 --> 00:54:39,238 passion, determination... 1141 00:54:39,279 --> 00:54:42,449 and something I've needed a lot of with Libby, stamina. 1142 00:54:45,661 --> 00:54:47,287 That's just inappropriate, isn't it? 1143 00:54:47,329 --> 00:54:48,705 The long-winded point I'm trying to make... 1144 00:54:48,747 --> 00:54:52,459 is that both love and running require heart... 1145 00:54:52,501 --> 00:54:54,711 and Libby has... truly, has more heart... 1146 00:54:54,753 --> 00:54:56,713 than any other person I've ever known. 1147 00:54:56,755 --> 00:54:59,800 So happy birthday, sweetie. 1148 00:55:01,343 --> 00:55:03,095 Thank you all. 1149 00:55:07,724 --> 00:55:09,977 Oh, trainers! 1150 00:55:10,394 --> 00:55:13,146 I'm sorry. Can l, uh, just see this for a second? 1151 00:55:13,188 --> 00:55:15,899 Now, what, um... As most of you know... 1152 00:55:15,941 --> 00:55:19,444 I usually run my races alone, but I thought... 1153 00:55:20,696 --> 00:55:23,198 I was wondering if you would consider... 1154 00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:24,950 becoming my partner? 1155 00:55:30,873 --> 00:55:32,374 Oh, my. 1156 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:36,712 Libby, will you marry me? 1157 00:55:49,349 --> 00:55:51,435 No, no, no, no. 1158 00:55:52,394 --> 00:55:53,770 OK. Yes. 1159 00:55:53,812 --> 00:55:55,772 - Yes? - Yeah. 1160 00:56:10,746 --> 00:56:12,414 So beautiful. 1161 00:56:13,081 --> 00:56:14,917 Just beautiful. 1162 00:56:15,292 --> 00:56:16,793 Thank you. 1163 00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:19,379 Thank you, everybody. 1164 00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:23,091 Crazy. 1165 00:56:23,717 --> 00:56:25,219 What'd I miss? 1166 00:56:28,430 --> 00:56:29,890 So... 1167 00:56:31,433 --> 00:56:34,269 You bloody...poison. 1168 00:56:35,354 --> 00:56:38,774 All right. You can stick it up your ass... 1169 00:56:38,815 --> 00:56:41,944 you big American prick. 1170 00:56:42,611 --> 00:56:45,239 # Our love has changed # 1171 00:56:47,866 --> 00:56:51,036 - I don't mind they've decided. - # It's not the same # 1172 00:56:53,247 --> 00:56:56,458 # And the only way to say it # 1173 00:56:58,043 --> 00:57:00,254 # Is say it # 1174 00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:03,382 # It's better # 1175 00:57:06,301 --> 00:57:08,595 # I can't concede # 1176 00:57:12,307 --> 00:57:15,269 # This way I feel # 1177 00:57:17,312 --> 00:57:20,399 # For all the time we spend together # 1178 00:57:22,234 --> 00:57:27,239 # Forever just gets better # 1179 00:57:29,575 --> 00:57:33,120 # See, what I'm trying to say is # 1180 00:57:34,288 --> 00:57:39,251 # You make things better # 1181 00:57:41,378 --> 00:57:45,632 # And no matter what the day is # 1182 00:57:46,341 --> 00:57:51,513 # With you here, it's better # 1183 00:57:54,683 --> 00:57:57,227 # I'll stand by you # 1184 00:58:00,814 --> 00:58:03,942 # If you stand by me # 1185 00:58:05,611 --> 00:58:09,573 # I think it's time that I reveal it # 1186 00:58:10,324 --> 00:58:12,868 # 'Cause I believe it # 1187 00:58:13,785 --> 00:58:16,413 # It's better # 1188 00:58:18,207 --> 00:58:22,044 # See, what I'm tryin' to say is # 1189 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:28,175 # You make things better # 1190 00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,270 Dennis! 1191 00:58:42,439 --> 00:58:44,691 So what do you think we should do, Dennis? 1192 00:58:45,651 --> 00:58:48,779 Jake got really upset when I tried to explain it to him. 1193 00:58:48,820 --> 00:58:53,659 So, I just wonder whether maybe you could talk to him today? 1194 00:58:58,372 --> 00:58:59,706 You know, just-- If he heard it from you... 1195 00:58:59,748 --> 00:59:02,459 that you're always gonna be his daddy, you know? 1196 00:59:02,501 --> 00:59:04,711 I take it the diet's off. 1197 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,799 Dennis, are you even listening? 1198 00:59:08,841 --> 00:59:09,925 Dennis! 1199 00:59:09,967 --> 00:59:11,593 What? You want-- You want me to tell Jake... 1200 00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:13,929 what a--what a-- what a perfect guy Whit is... 1201 00:59:13,971 --> 00:59:15,389 and it's all gonna be really perfect... 1202 00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:16,974 in his new perfect life? 1203 00:59:17,015 --> 00:59:19,476 No. Not necessarily in those words. 1204 00:59:19,518 --> 00:59:22,020 I cannot believe you're gonna marry this guy. 1205 00:59:22,062 --> 00:59:24,273 He pulled your engagement ring out of a shoe. 1206 00:59:24,314 --> 00:59:26,233 Please, Dennis, you're the only one... 1207 00:59:26,275 --> 00:59:28,443 who can help Jake feel OK about this. 1208 00:59:28,485 --> 00:59:30,737 Listen, if you wanna marry Whit, that's fine, OK? 1209 00:59:30,779 --> 00:59:32,823 You're a big girl, and you can make your own mistakes, OK? 1210 00:59:32,865 --> 00:59:34,449 But don't come down here while I'm eating... 1211 00:59:34,491 --> 00:59:36,577 my full English breakfast with extra breakfast... 1212 00:59:36,618 --> 00:59:38,412 and expect me to make things easier for you, OK? 1213 00:59:38,453 --> 00:59:40,706 Can I please get some ketchup here?! 1214 00:59:42,416 --> 00:59:43,834 I'm not gonna run. 1215 00:59:43,876 --> 00:59:44,918 What?! 1216 00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,837 I said I'm not running. 1217 00:59:51,675 --> 00:59:53,177 What do you mean, you're not running? 1218 00:59:53,218 --> 00:59:55,804 I mean, I'm not running. I'm not running a stupid marathon. 1219 00:59:56,221 --> 00:59:57,764 Why? Because Libby's getting married again? 1220 00:59:57,806 --> 00:59:58,849 What did you think? 1221 00:59:58,891 --> 01:00:00,392 She-- She's not gonna find anybody better than you? 1222 01:00:00,434 --> 01:00:01,560 Well, let me be the first to tell you. 1223 01:00:01,602 --> 01:00:03,270 You know, you're not a tough act to follow. 1224 01:00:03,312 --> 01:00:04,855 Oh, what? You think I don't know that? 1225 01:00:04,897 --> 01:00:07,399 I don't care any more! 1226 01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:09,401 - What about me? - What about you? 1227 01:00:09,443 --> 01:00:11,236 I've got money on this! A lot of money! 1228 01:00:11,278 --> 01:00:13,322 That is not my problem! 1229 01:00:14,114 --> 01:00:15,240 Quit it! 1230 01:00:15,282 --> 01:00:16,909 I'm not the quitter. 1231 01:00:23,207 --> 01:00:24,833 - Let me go! - Ow, my ear! 1232 01:00:24,875 --> 01:00:26,627 - Let go! - Ow! 1233 01:00:36,970 --> 01:00:38,055 Oh, OK! Oh, all right! 1234 01:00:38,096 --> 01:00:42,059 Oh, enough! Just-- Just stop for a minute! 1235 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:54,029 # Every day, I love you less and less # 1236 01:00:54,905 --> 01:00:57,491 # I've got to get this feeling off my chest # 1237 01:00:57,533 --> 01:01:00,327 # The doctor says all I need's pills and rest # 1238 01:01:00,410 --> 01:01:02,496 # Since every day, I love you less and less # 1239 01:01:02,538 --> 01:01:04,289 # Unless, unless # 1240 01:01:04,331 --> 01:01:05,582 - # I know, I feel it # - Are you gonna run? 1241 01:01:05,624 --> 01:01:06,667 # In my bones # - No! 1242 01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:08,001 # I'm sick, I'm tired # 1243 01:01:08,043 --> 01:01:09,294 # Of staying in control # 1244 01:01:09,336 --> 01:01:12,673 - # Oh, yes, I feel I race upon a wheel # - Oh, God! 1245 01:01:12,714 --> 01:01:15,384 - OK, OK, OK, OK. - You'll run? 1246 01:01:15,425 --> 01:01:17,052 # Oh, yes, I'm stressed # 1247 01:01:17,094 --> 01:01:18,554 # I'm sorry I digressed # 1248 01:01:18,595 --> 01:01:21,348 # lmpressed, you're dressed to SOS # 1249 01:01:21,390 --> 01:01:23,392 # Oh-oh # 1250 01:01:23,433 --> 01:01:26,103 - My balls! - # And my parents love me # 1251 01:01:26,144 --> 01:01:29,356 # Oh-oh # 1252 01:01:29,398 --> 01:01:32,234 - # And my girlfriend loves me # - That's it! Run away! 1253 01:01:32,276 --> 01:01:34,278 That's what you always do! 1254 01:01:34,903 --> 01:01:36,738 Run away! 1255 01:01:38,156 --> 01:01:40,450 # Every day, I love you less and less # 1256 01:01:44,371 --> 01:01:46,373 Hey, what the-- 1257 01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:48,542 - Hello, Dennis. - What are you doing? 1258 01:01:48,584 --> 01:01:49,626 Gordon called. 1259 01:01:49,668 --> 01:01:51,753 He tells me you're not running the marathon. 1260 01:01:51,795 --> 01:01:53,297 - Yeah, but-- - But, what? 1261 01:01:53,338 --> 01:01:54,715 Are you running or not? 1262 01:01:54,756 --> 01:01:55,799 - No, but-- - So there you go. 1263 01:01:55,841 --> 01:01:57,092 - Wait-- - Sorry, Dennis. 1264 01:01:57,134 --> 01:01:59,178 A bet's a bet. You're out. 1265 01:01:59,469 --> 01:02:01,972 Mr Ghoshdashtidar? Mr Ghoshdashtidar! 1266 01:02:02,014 --> 01:02:03,473 - Who the hell are you? - Oh, please, look. 1267 01:02:03,515 --> 01:02:06,018 - I thought you were a good man, Dennis. - Yeah... 1268 01:02:06,059 --> 01:02:09,438 A little screwed up here in the head, OK. 1269 01:02:09,479 --> 01:02:11,565 But Maya was right about you. You are no good. 1270 01:02:11,607 --> 01:02:13,108 - Look-- - Always running away... 1271 01:02:13,150 --> 01:02:14,693 never running in the right direction. 1272 01:02:14,735 --> 01:02:15,777 Yeah, but, oh-- 1273 01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:18,488 I bought you new running shoes, Dennis. 1274 01:02:18,530 --> 01:02:21,116 The man said they were the best you can buy. 1275 01:02:21,158 --> 01:02:23,035 - Yes, but-- - "But, but, but!" 1276 01:02:23,076 --> 01:02:26,246 Always "but"! Always excuses with you! 1277 01:02:26,288 --> 01:02:29,124 Always some reason why it's not your fault! 1278 01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:33,170 I have news for you, Dennis Doyle from downstairs. 1279 01:02:33,462 --> 01:02:35,881 It's all your fault! 1280 01:02:49,770 --> 01:02:51,480 - Hi. - Hi. 1281 01:02:52,606 --> 01:02:54,775 You-- You havin' a yard sale? 1282 01:02:55,192 --> 01:02:57,402 No. Where's Libby? 1283 01:02:57,444 --> 01:02:58,946 Uh, she's pickin' up Jake. 1284 01:02:58,987 --> 01:03:02,616 I suppose, uh, congratulations are in order. 1285 01:03:02,658 --> 01:03:05,827 Oh, yeah. Well, thank you. 1286 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,622 Best man won. 1287 01:03:09,289 --> 01:03:12,626 Well, I wasn't really aware it was a contest. 1288 01:03:14,127 --> 01:03:16,547 Dennis! Dennis! Is Jake with you? 1289 01:03:16,588 --> 01:03:17,673 No, why? I-- 1290 01:03:17,714 --> 01:03:19,007 Well, is he here, Whit? 1291 01:03:19,049 --> 01:03:20,300 - I thought you were picking him up. - Jake! 1292 01:03:20,342 --> 01:03:21,385 - Libby? - Jake! 1293 01:03:21,426 --> 01:03:22,594 Libby, what is-- 1294 01:03:22,636 --> 01:03:24,096 - What did you say to him?! - l-- What are you-- 1295 01:03:24,137 --> 01:03:25,389 I didn't say anything. What do you mean? 1296 01:03:25,430 --> 01:03:26,682 Well, he was at Emily's and something happened. 1297 01:03:26,723 --> 01:03:27,891 He just ran out. 1298 01:03:27,933 --> 01:03:30,185 - What? - He has run away, OK? 1299 01:03:30,227 --> 01:03:32,062 Jake ran away! 1300 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,901 Jake! 1301 01:03:39,027 --> 01:03:40,571 Jake! 1302 01:03:42,573 --> 01:03:44,074 Gordon! 1303 01:03:44,324 --> 01:03:45,784 Gordon! 1304 01:03:46,702 --> 01:03:48,370 - Yes? - Jake's run away. 1305 01:03:48,412 --> 01:03:50,414 - What? - He's run away! 1306 01:03:50,455 --> 01:03:51,456 All right. Well, wait a minute. 1307 01:03:51,498 --> 01:03:53,417 Just calm down. Think for a second. 1308 01:03:53,458 --> 01:03:55,043 Where would he go? 1309 01:04:36,668 --> 01:04:38,670 Hiya, snot-face. 1310 01:04:57,898 --> 01:04:59,566 Yeah, he's fine. 1311 01:05:00,192 --> 01:05:02,569 We'll be back in about a half an hour, I guess. 1312 01:05:02,611 --> 01:05:04,238 OK. 1313 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:07,574 Is she mad at me? 1314 01:05:07,616 --> 01:05:09,826 No, no. She's just glad you're OK. 1315 01:05:13,372 --> 01:05:15,040 Do you wanna tell me what happened? 1316 01:05:15,082 --> 01:05:18,043 Emily doesn't wanna be my girlfriend any more. 1317 01:05:18,085 --> 01:05:19,294 Why not? 1318 01:05:19,336 --> 01:05:21,630 'Cause there's this other boy, Robert... 1319 01:05:21,672 --> 01:05:23,340 and he's got a ponytail... 1320 01:05:23,382 --> 01:05:25,509 and she likes him now. 1321 01:05:25,551 --> 01:05:27,511 What, she likes him because he's got a ponytail? 1322 01:05:27,553 --> 01:05:29,596 Uh-huh. 1323 01:05:31,306 --> 01:05:32,683 Jake 'n Bake... 1324 01:05:32,724 --> 01:05:34,101 as you get older, you're gonna realize... 1325 01:05:34,142 --> 01:05:36,436 there are a lot of things that you don't like, OK? 1326 01:05:36,478 --> 01:05:38,856 Things much worse than this. 1327 01:05:38,897 --> 01:05:41,275 And when those things happen, you can't just run away. 1328 01:05:41,316 --> 01:05:43,277 Why not? 1329 01:05:43,318 --> 01:05:45,654 Because it doesn't solve the problem. 1330 01:05:45,696 --> 01:05:46,780 You know, when you start running... 1331 01:05:46,822 --> 01:05:47,865 the problem's still there. 1332 01:05:47,906 --> 01:05:50,576 You've got to stick at it, and then figure out a way... 1333 01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:53,704 to solve the problem, even if it's really, really hard. 1334 01:05:53,745 --> 01:05:56,123 Is that what you do, Dad? 1335 01:05:59,459 --> 01:06:01,128 Dad? 1336 01:06:03,422 --> 01:06:04,923 Dennis! 1337 01:06:05,632 --> 01:06:06,925 Dennis! 1338 01:06:06,967 --> 01:06:08,468 Gordon! 1339 01:06:10,929 --> 01:06:12,389 Gordon! 1340 01:06:14,141 --> 01:06:15,893 - Found him? - Yes. 1341 01:06:15,934 --> 01:06:18,145 Good. You can't stay here. 1342 01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:19,563 Gordon! 1343 01:06:19,605 --> 01:06:20,647 What?! 1344 01:06:20,689 --> 01:06:22,941 I'm running. 1345 01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:25,819 Well, come on up then. 1346 01:06:27,654 --> 01:06:29,823 Wow, these are great. Where'd you get 'em? 1347 01:06:29,865 --> 01:06:31,366 - Whit's place. - Thanks. 1348 01:06:31,408 --> 01:06:32,576 See, the trick is... 1349 01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:35,037 you got to load up on carbs the night before the race. 1350 01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:36,121 I read it in Cosmo. 1351 01:06:36,163 --> 01:06:37,289 How are the legs? Not too tight? 1352 01:06:37,331 --> 01:06:38,832 No. No, they're fine. 1353 01:06:38,874 --> 01:06:40,083 Have you got everyhing you need? 1354 01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:42,586 You know, your shoes, your shorts, penis t-shirt? 1355 01:06:42,628 --> 01:06:44,880 - Yes. - Oh. 1356 01:06:52,387 --> 01:06:53,889 I'm not really in the mood. 1357 01:06:53,931 --> 01:06:55,557 - It's for your nipples. - What? 1358 01:06:55,599 --> 01:06:58,101 You run a 26-mile race, a lot of friction... 1359 01:06:58,143 --> 01:06:59,561 is generated from your shirt to your nipples. 1360 01:06:59,603 --> 01:07:00,938 And the last thing you want during a marathon... 1361 01:07:00,979 --> 01:07:02,022 is nipple chafing. 1362 01:07:02,064 --> 01:07:03,357 - Cosmo? - Yeah. 1363 01:07:03,398 --> 01:07:04,733 I'm not puttin' that on my nipples, OK? 1364 01:07:04,775 --> 01:07:06,777 And I'm not gonna eat this. Let's just go to sleep. 1365 01:07:06,818 --> 01:07:08,820 Well, at least, let me make your bed for you. 1366 01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:12,783 Anything else? 1367 01:07:12,824 --> 01:07:14,034 Have you got a pillow? 1368 01:07:14,076 --> 01:07:16,703 - No. - Well, then I guess I'm fine. 1369 01:07:20,958 --> 01:07:23,001 Hey, what time do you have to be up tomorrow? 1370 01:07:23,043 --> 01:07:26,213 Well, we should set the alarm for about seven o'clock. 1371 01:07:26,255 --> 01:07:27,923 - I don't have an alarm clock. - Why not? 1372 01:07:27,965 --> 01:07:30,300 I never need to be anywhere. 1373 01:07:34,471 --> 01:07:35,848 The race starts at 9.00, OK? 1374 01:07:35,889 --> 01:07:39,017 So we should leave here no later than 8.00, OK? 1375 01:07:39,059 --> 01:07:40,727 OK. 1376 01:07:42,563 --> 01:07:43,730 Night. 1377 01:07:43,772 --> 01:07:45,274 Love you. 1378 01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:52,823 A very good morning to you. 1379 01:07:52,865 --> 01:07:54,783 It's a beautiful day here in London... 1380 01:07:54,825 --> 01:07:56,869 for the first annual Nike River Run. 1381 01:07:56,910 --> 01:07:59,246 We've had a very warm welcome from the crowd... 1382 01:07:59,288 --> 01:08:01,039 and we've got perfect conditions for this race, Denise. 1383 01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:02,583 We certainly have. 1384 01:08:02,624 --> 01:08:04,960 26.2 miles along the River Thames... 1385 01:08:05,002 --> 01:08:07,129 10,000 runners from all over the globe... 1386 01:08:07,171 --> 01:08:09,131 and an amazing way for many of these folks... 1387 01:08:09,173 --> 01:08:11,842 to raise money for so many worthwhile charities. 1388 01:08:11,884 --> 01:08:13,218 And as we can see, race officials... 1389 01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:15,262 are already busy at the starting line... 1390 01:08:15,304 --> 01:08:18,307 with the start less than an hour away. 1391 01:08:24,188 --> 01:08:26,023 - Taxi! - # Keep on runnin' # 1392 01:08:26,064 --> 01:08:27,482 Taxi! 1393 01:08:27,524 --> 01:08:30,444 - # Keep on hidin' # - Taxi! 1394 01:08:30,485 --> 01:08:31,528 Wait! 1395 01:08:31,570 --> 01:08:32,613 - Wait! - # One fine day # 1396 01:08:32,654 --> 01:08:33,947 # I'm gonna be the one # 1397 01:08:33,989 --> 01:08:35,782 # To make you understand # 1398 01:08:35,824 --> 01:08:37,159 - It's a wonderful course. - # Oh, yeah # 1399 01:08:37,201 --> 01:08:39,995 - They'll wind around the Thames... - # I'm gonna be your man # 1400 01:08:40,370 --> 01:08:43,248 They'll cross over five bridges, including Osney Bridge... 1401 01:08:43,290 --> 01:08:44,791 Albert Bridge, and the Millennium Bridge. 1402 01:08:44,833 --> 01:08:46,752 OK, OK. So go at your own pace today, all right? 1403 01:08:46,793 --> 01:08:49,171 - Slow and steady. - OK. Slow and steady. 1404 01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:52,174 Yeah, they're challenging the leaders we have here. 1405 01:08:52,216 --> 01:08:54,843 One from Japan, Hiyusha Shinuzu... 1406 01:08:54,885 --> 01:08:57,888 and, of course, up there also, is Sumi Yamata. 1407 01:08:58,972 --> 01:09:00,432 Watch it! 1408 01:09:00,891 --> 01:09:03,018 - ldiot! - # Keep on runnin' # 1409 01:09:04,436 --> 01:09:05,479 - # Runnin' from # - The other way! Go back! 1410 01:09:05,521 --> 01:09:07,064 - # My heart # - No, we're not goin' back! 1411 01:09:07,105 --> 01:09:09,024 Amongst the names we should keep an eye on... 1412 01:09:09,066 --> 01:09:10,192 are the men from Kenya. 1413 01:09:10,234 --> 01:09:13,779 Always so strong, Wilson Deetay and Collington Degwa... 1414 01:09:13,820 --> 01:09:17,115 they always can be found at front of the pack. 1415 01:09:20,744 --> 01:09:21,787 This is as far as I can get, mate. 1416 01:09:21,828 --> 01:09:23,330 But I need to get to the start of the race. 1417 01:09:23,372 --> 01:09:25,916 Well, it's just over the bridge. That's fifteen quid, mate. 1418 01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:27,125 Have you got any money? 1419 01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:29,002 Sir, we have a slight liquidity problem. 1420 01:09:29,044 --> 01:09:31,380 That is a shame. 1421 01:09:33,298 --> 01:09:34,341 Uh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1422 01:09:34,383 --> 01:09:36,468 Look, look. This is a 19... 1423 01:09:36,510 --> 01:09:39,972 ...40 Rolex 520 Perpetual Oyster with a bubble back. 1424 01:09:40,013 --> 01:09:41,056 That's not too shabby. 1425 01:09:41,098 --> 01:09:42,140 Gordon, you can't possibly give him-- 1426 01:09:42,182 --> 01:09:43,767 Hey, it's an investment. 1427 01:09:44,685 --> 01:09:46,019 Gordon, thank you. 1428 01:09:46,061 --> 01:09:47,646 I'll see you later then. 1429 01:09:49,606 --> 01:09:51,066 # Keep on runnin' # 1430 01:09:51,108 --> 01:09:52,442 Hey, good luck! 1431 01:09:52,484 --> 01:09:54,361 Now, typically, the day would have started... 1432 01:09:54,403 --> 01:09:56,613 at the crack of dawn for most of these runners. 1433 01:09:56,655 --> 01:09:58,031 They had a balanced breakfast... 1434 01:09:58,073 --> 01:10:01,493 precise physical and mental preparation. 1435 01:10:01,535 --> 01:10:04,788 On a day like today, to leave anything to chance... 1436 01:10:04,830 --> 01:10:06,874 you'd either have to be extremely naive... 1437 01:10:06,915 --> 01:10:08,333 or a complete idiot. 1438 01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:11,211 # Everyone is talkin' about me # 1439 01:10:16,383 --> 01:10:18,260 Over here. To me, to me. 1440 01:10:19,428 --> 01:10:20,470 That's it. Be careful. 1441 01:10:20,512 --> 01:10:22,055 That's an antique. 1442 01:10:22,472 --> 01:10:24,558 - Did it start? Did it start? - Not yet. 1443 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:25,851 - Turn it on. - Here we go. 1444 01:10:25,893 --> 01:10:27,269 What do we love about these days... 1445 01:10:27,311 --> 01:10:29,605 is the sheer mix of competitors. 1446 01:10:29,646 --> 01:10:31,356 They come in all shapes and sizes... 1447 01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:35,777 from the elite over there to the--how should we put it-- 1448 01:10:35,819 --> 01:10:37,779 not so elite. 1449 01:10:38,488 --> 01:10:40,240 That's Dennis! 1450 01:10:42,034 --> 01:10:44,119 Look at that stretch. Look at that. 1451 01:10:45,287 --> 01:10:46,538 Double or nothing? 1452 01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:47,623 Yeah, right. 1453 01:10:47,664 --> 01:10:51,376 Just a few minutes to go now. The warm-ups should be complete. 1454 01:10:51,418 --> 01:10:55,214 It's time, if you have one, for that pre-race ritual. 1455 01:10:56,715 --> 01:10:59,092 Well, well, well. You made it, huh? 1456 01:10:59,134 --> 01:11:00,135 Yeah. 1457 01:11:00,177 --> 01:11:01,803 Just wanna wish you luck out there. 1458 01:11:01,845 --> 01:11:04,932 You, too. How are your nipples? 1459 01:11:06,016 --> 01:11:07,559 Great. 1460 01:11:17,444 --> 01:11:18,445 - More toast. - Only a few moments... 1461 01:11:18,487 --> 01:11:19,780 to go now, and the officials are-- 1462 01:11:19,821 --> 01:11:21,907 Who do you want to win, Daddy or Whit? 1463 01:11:21,949 --> 01:11:24,952 - Who do you wanna win? - Daddy, of course. 1464 01:11:24,993 --> 01:11:26,703 - If you're one of the fun runners... - What about you? 1465 01:11:26,745 --> 01:11:29,122 - it's just about completing the course. - Eat your toast. 1466 01:11:29,164 --> 01:11:31,708 And what a great turnout we've got here today. 1467 01:11:43,971 --> 01:11:45,264 Why am I always the tortoise? 1468 01:11:45,305 --> 01:11:46,348 A bet's a bet. 1469 01:11:46,390 --> 01:11:47,432 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1470 01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:49,309 - Pardon me. - All right. 1471 01:11:50,936 --> 01:11:52,437 Well, Dennis, I gotta admit... 1472 01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:54,314 I didn't think you'd make it this far. 1473 01:11:54,606 --> 01:11:55,899 I mean, uh... 1474 01:11:55,941 --> 01:11:58,235 you don't exactly have the best, uh, track record... 1475 01:11:58,277 --> 01:11:59,361 now, do you? 1476 01:11:59,403 --> 01:12:01,405 Yeah, well that was then, and this is now. 1477 01:12:01,446 --> 01:12:02,948 No, Dennis. 1478 01:12:04,825 --> 01:12:06,326 This is now. 1479 01:12:12,082 --> 01:12:13,667 All right. 1480 01:12:17,629 --> 01:12:19,214 Don't feel you have to keep up with me. 1481 01:12:19,256 --> 01:12:20,883 Well, don't feel you have to keep up with me. 1482 01:12:20,924 --> 01:12:22,843 Oh, yeah, that's the spirit. 1483 01:12:22,885 --> 01:12:24,344 And they're off, Chris. 1484 01:12:24,386 --> 01:12:26,096 Yet another great marathon... 1485 01:12:26,138 --> 01:12:28,348 getting under way here in London. 1486 01:12:29,183 --> 01:12:32,644 And having these great runners go 26.2 miles... 1487 01:12:32,686 --> 01:12:34,980 of crowded London streets... 1488 01:12:35,022 --> 01:12:36,857 That was great, what you did with Jake yesterday, by the way. 1489 01:12:36,899 --> 01:12:37,900 Thanks. 1490 01:12:37,941 --> 01:12:39,610 I know Libby really appreciated it, too. 1491 01:12:39,651 --> 01:12:40,694 Oh, I'm glad. 1492 01:12:40,736 --> 01:12:41,862 In fact, she was so appreciative... 1493 01:12:41,904 --> 01:12:43,655 we had a nice little jump on the bed. 1494 01:12:43,697 --> 01:12:45,616 - What? - Have a good race. 1495 01:12:57,127 --> 01:12:58,295 Isn't it enough? 1496 01:12:58,337 --> 01:12:59,379 What? 1497 01:12:59,421 --> 01:13:01,965 You got the girl, all right? Isn't it enough? 1498 01:13:02,007 --> 01:13:03,383 I just think it's high time you realize... 1499 01:13:03,425 --> 01:13:05,052 that it's over, sir. 1500 01:13:05,093 --> 01:13:06,595 Otherwise, it's gonna be very tough for you... 1501 01:13:06,637 --> 01:13:08,972 - when we move to Chicago. - What? 1502 01:13:09,014 --> 01:13:10,557 You better slow down there, chief. 1503 01:13:10,599 --> 01:13:11,934 You got a long way to go. 1504 01:13:11,975 --> 01:13:15,521 - Yeah, well, so have you. - Oh, yeah! 1505 01:13:15,562 --> 01:13:16,772 Yes, I like it. 1506 01:13:16,813 --> 01:13:19,149 Run, fat boy, run! 1507 01:13:23,237 --> 01:13:24,863 I can lose weight... 1508 01:13:24,905 --> 01:13:27,241 but you'll always be an asshole. 1509 01:13:27,741 --> 01:13:28,909 Now, once again, it's still being dominated... 1510 01:13:28,951 --> 01:13:30,244 - by the Kenyans, Denise. - Look at that. 1511 01:13:30,285 --> 01:13:32,871 The runners are making their way along the embankment. 1512 01:13:32,913 --> 01:13:34,581 What a beautiful view of the... 1513 01:13:41,004 --> 01:13:42,714 So, here we are among the leaders of the moment. 1514 01:13:42,756 --> 01:13:45,884 The pace is relatively relaxed for the opening miles. 1515 01:13:47,553 --> 01:13:48,720 Maybe a little too relaxed, Chris. 1516 01:13:48,762 --> 01:13:50,472 It looks like we've got a couple of amateurs... 1517 01:13:50,514 --> 01:13:52,015 coming up from the back. 1518 01:13:55,894 --> 01:13:56,937 Mom! 1519 01:13:56,979 --> 01:13:58,647 It looks like these two boys... 1520 01:13:58,689 --> 01:14:00,649 are running a race of their own here today. 1521 01:14:00,691 --> 01:14:01,942 In fact, they're causing quite a stir... 1522 01:14:01,984 --> 01:14:03,151 among the serious runners. 1523 01:14:03,193 --> 01:14:04,903 Not something you'd really expect... 1524 01:14:04,945 --> 01:14:06,405 at this stage in the race. 1525 01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:08,031 Oh. Sorry, sir. 1526 01:14:08,365 --> 01:14:09,867 There's a man down. 1527 01:14:11,285 --> 01:14:12,786 Sorry. 1528 01:14:13,620 --> 01:14:16,290 All eyes right now are on these two runners. 1529 01:14:16,331 --> 01:14:18,208 No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? 1530 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:21,044 - We hope to bring you that information quickly. - Slow down. 1531 01:14:21,211 --> 01:14:22,254 But he looks good, doesn't he? 1532 01:14:22,296 --> 01:14:23,547 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 1533 01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:26,216 ...setting a new world record. 1534 01:14:30,888 --> 01:14:31,930 What are you trying to prove? 1535 01:14:31,972 --> 01:14:33,557 She doesn't love you any more, man. 1536 01:14:33,599 --> 01:14:34,892 I'm not doing this for Libby. 1537 01:14:34,933 --> 01:14:35,976 Yeah, right. 1538 01:14:36,018 --> 01:14:37,102 You're ridiculous, dude. 1539 01:14:37,144 --> 01:14:39,980 What's the matter, Whit, can't keep up? 1540 01:14:48,864 --> 01:14:50,365 Oh! 1541 01:14:55,871 --> 01:14:57,080 Daddy! 1542 01:14:57,122 --> 01:14:59,416 Dennis! I mean, Whit! 1543 01:15:04,838 --> 01:15:06,131 It does look very serious. 1544 01:15:06,173 --> 01:15:07,674 We're getting some more information-- 1545 01:15:24,942 --> 01:15:27,444 Stay down! Stay down! 1546 01:15:42,125 --> 01:15:43,502 Where do you think you're going? 1547 01:15:43,544 --> 01:15:46,296 - I have to go help Dennis. - Why? 1548 01:15:46,338 --> 01:15:48,841 Because I am the assistant coach. 1549 01:15:50,133 --> 01:15:51,301 Yes! 1550 01:15:51,343 --> 01:15:54,096 He now leads at the ten-mile mark. 1551 01:15:57,015 --> 01:15:58,058 And that looks really painful. 1552 01:15:58,100 --> 01:15:59,518 Looks like this runner's race day... 1553 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,603 will be ending at a Leeds hospital. 1554 01:16:01,645 --> 01:16:03,021 Yeah, absolutely tragic-- 1555 01:16:03,063 --> 01:16:04,648 Mom, do something! 1556 01:16:04,690 --> 01:16:06,233 - We certainly do. Let's get back... - Come on. 1557 01:16:06,275 --> 01:16:08,068 to the leaders in the female race. 1558 01:16:17,035 --> 01:16:18,537 Shit. 1559 01:16:44,897 --> 01:16:47,107 Huh? 1560 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:51,111 Gordon, I think I speak for everyone here... 1561 01:16:51,153 --> 01:16:53,655 when I say, "Give me my money." 1562 01:16:53,697 --> 01:16:55,908 Five grand, please. 1563 01:16:58,076 --> 01:17:00,037 OK, here's the thing about the money... 1564 01:17:00,078 --> 01:17:01,580 and, actually, it's kind of funny. 1565 01:17:02,414 --> 01:17:04,666 Uh...I don't have it. 1566 01:17:06,710 --> 01:17:08,420 Would you excuse us a moment? 1567 01:17:13,133 --> 01:17:15,385 Hi. I'm looking for a patient, Dennis Doyle. 1568 01:17:15,427 --> 01:17:16,887 Are you family? 1569 01:17:16,929 --> 01:17:18,514 - Yeah. - Doyle? 1570 01:17:18,555 --> 01:17:20,474 Yes, Dennis Doyle. 1571 01:17:21,683 --> 01:17:22,976 Oh, I'm sorry, we don't seem to have anyone... 1572 01:17:23,018 --> 01:17:24,603 registered by that name. 1573 01:17:24,645 --> 01:17:27,356 Are you sure? He's a runner in the marathon. 1574 01:17:27,397 --> 01:17:28,815 Oh, the runner. Oh, yeah. 1575 01:17:28,857 --> 01:17:30,859 Well, he's just arrived. 1576 01:17:30,901 --> 01:17:32,569 - Libby? - Whit? 1577 01:17:32,611 --> 01:17:33,904 How'd you know I was here? 1578 01:17:33,946 --> 01:17:35,364 What are you doing here? 1579 01:17:35,405 --> 01:17:37,616 Honey, that psychopath tripped me. 1580 01:17:37,658 --> 01:17:40,285 He tripped me. I think I have ligament damage. 1581 01:17:40,327 --> 01:17:41,912 Guys, can we-- Can we just-- 1582 01:17:41,954 --> 01:17:44,373 Fellas, can we-- Look, I'm a patient, please. 1583 01:17:44,414 --> 01:17:45,999 Just one-- Find me! 1584 01:17:46,041 --> 01:17:47,626 Easy, easy! Ow! 1585 01:17:47,668 --> 01:17:49,670 Vince, look, when I said I didn't have the money... 1586 01:17:49,711 --> 01:17:50,754 I meant I didn't have the money here. 1587 01:17:50,796 --> 01:17:53,298 - I can pay. - Oh, you're gonna pay. 1588 01:17:54,132 --> 01:17:57,219 No, wait. Look...Vincent. 1589 01:17:57,261 --> 01:17:58,887 Wait-- Wait-- What? 1590 01:17:58,929 --> 01:18:00,597 Wait. Wait a tick. 1591 01:18:05,477 --> 01:18:07,855 Not so bloody fast, mate. 1592 01:18:07,896 --> 01:18:09,231 Who the hell are you? 1593 01:18:09,273 --> 01:18:10,941 Thanks a lot, Mr G! 1594 01:18:10,983 --> 01:18:12,818 Your friend is a man of honour. 1595 01:18:12,860 --> 01:18:13,902 What, Vincent? 1596 01:18:13,944 --> 01:18:17,823 Yes, he said he's going to kick shit out of you later instead. 1597 01:18:17,865 --> 01:18:18,907 I don't understand. 1598 01:18:18,949 --> 01:18:21,910 On the TV, they said he was being brought here. 1599 01:18:21,952 --> 01:18:23,370 One second. 1600 01:18:23,412 --> 01:18:24,872 I could sue him. You know that, right? 1601 01:18:24,913 --> 01:18:26,206 I could sue him for everyhing he has... 1602 01:18:26,248 --> 01:18:28,292 but, you know, seriously, what am I gonna do... 1603 01:18:28,333 --> 01:18:31,587 with some pizza boxes and a Judas Priest t-shirt? 1604 01:18:31,628 --> 01:18:33,338 Honey, I'm sure it was an accident. 1605 01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:35,048 Well, you weren't there, OK? 1606 01:18:35,090 --> 01:18:37,217 You didn't see it. He was wild-eyed, all right? 1607 01:18:37,259 --> 01:18:39,511 He was frothing at the mouth at one point. 1608 01:18:39,553 --> 01:18:42,472 It was like running a marathon with Cujo, OK? 1609 01:18:42,514 --> 01:18:45,809 Jake, buddy, can I control the bed, please? 1610 01:18:45,851 --> 01:18:48,187 No, but you can watch me control it. 1611 01:18:50,355 --> 01:18:51,899 Libby? Where are you? 1612 01:18:51,940 --> 01:18:53,275 - The hospital. - Are you with him? 1613 01:18:53,317 --> 01:18:54,359 No, he's not here. 1614 01:18:54,401 --> 01:18:55,527 Well, what do you mean he's not there? 1615 01:18:55,569 --> 01:18:57,362 I mean, he's not here. 1616 01:18:57,654 --> 01:18:59,531 Well, where the hell is he then? 1617 01:19:29,436 --> 01:19:32,189 All right. It's still-- It's on. 1618 01:19:32,231 --> 01:19:33,774 The race is still on. 1619 01:19:34,274 --> 01:19:36,944 I can't believe you let Gordon go, Vincent. 1620 01:19:36,985 --> 01:19:38,195 - Yeah, but he said he was gonna pay us... - Back to the story. 1621 01:19:38,237 --> 01:19:40,197 - right, Vincent? - The first images are coming in... 1622 01:19:40,239 --> 01:19:42,115 - from what looks like a camera phone... - Vincent? 1623 01:19:42,157 --> 01:19:44,701 - Vincent? - showing a lone, mysterious runner. 1624 01:19:44,743 --> 01:19:48,163 Uh, he's looking very badly injured, I must say... 1625 01:19:48,205 --> 01:19:50,624 and he's also causing some major traffic-- 1626 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,335 - Cab. - Yeah, it's a Rolex. 1627 01:19:53,377 --> 01:19:55,921 I'm not gonna sell it. It's a family heirloom now. 1628 01:19:56,547 --> 01:19:58,090 What! 1629 01:19:59,091 --> 01:20:01,051 Wait! What are you doing?! 1630 01:20:01,093 --> 01:20:04,179 - Step on it! - You can't just take a man's cab! 1631 01:20:05,639 --> 01:20:06,682 All right! 1632 01:20:06,723 --> 01:20:07,933 Hello, there... 1633 01:20:07,975 --> 01:20:09,935 Dennis Doyle from downstairs! 1634 01:20:09,977 --> 01:20:11,645 Who the hell are you? 1635 01:20:12,563 --> 01:20:14,481 You beauty, come on! 1636 01:20:15,399 --> 01:20:17,192 And as the sun sets over London... 1637 01:20:17,234 --> 01:20:18,902 we're still looking into the identity... 1638 01:20:18,944 --> 01:20:21,780 of that mysterious runner. 1639 01:20:21,822 --> 01:20:24,366 Come on, Dennis, you can do it! Come on! 1640 01:20:24,408 --> 01:20:26,285 The only concrete thing we do know... 1641 01:20:26,326 --> 01:20:30,289 is that he's running for erectile dysfunction. 1642 01:20:31,790 --> 01:20:33,750 Good news, Mr Bloom. 1643 01:20:33,792 --> 01:20:36,128 No rupture, no ligament damage. 1644 01:20:36,170 --> 01:20:37,838 Oh, that's great. 1645 01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:38,964 Jake, please? 1646 01:20:39,006 --> 01:20:42,217 In fact, there's no real damage anywhere. 1647 01:20:42,718 --> 01:20:43,802 Are you sure, doctor? 1648 01:20:43,844 --> 01:20:45,470 Jake, please. 1649 01:20:45,512 --> 01:20:47,681 It's, uh, like, uh... 1650 01:20:47,723 --> 01:20:48,765 What is it you runners say? 1651 01:20:48,807 --> 01:20:50,726 You hit the wall. 1652 01:20:52,186 --> 01:20:54,313 No, no, that-- That's not possi-- 1653 01:20:55,814 --> 01:20:57,107 God damn it, will you stop... 1654 01:20:57,149 --> 01:20:59,651 messin' around with the bed, you little shit?! 1655 01:21:00,861 --> 01:21:02,362 God. 1656 01:21:08,452 --> 01:21:10,787 Good evening. It's time for a sports update. 1657 01:21:10,829 --> 01:21:12,664 Top story, the Nike River Run. 1658 01:21:12,706 --> 01:21:14,625 We'll be chatting to the winner a little bit later on... 1659 01:21:14,666 --> 01:21:17,169 but first, we've had thousands of e-mails and calls... 1660 01:21:17,211 --> 01:21:18,879 about our mystery runner. 1661 01:21:18,921 --> 01:21:20,672 Well, I can tell you now, our TV crew... 1662 01:21:20,714 --> 01:21:21,840 has just caught up with him. 1663 01:21:21,882 --> 01:21:22,925 Excuse me. Sorry. 1664 01:21:22,966 --> 01:21:24,551 Will you slow down, please? 1665 01:21:30,224 --> 01:21:31,975 You hungry? You wanna get a bite? 1666 01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:33,894 Stop! Stop! 1667 01:21:33,936 --> 01:21:35,646 Everyone out. Get out. 1668 01:21:36,522 --> 01:21:37,606 - Come on! - I'm goin'! 1669 01:21:37,648 --> 01:21:38,857 Hey! 1670 01:21:38,899 --> 01:21:40,526 Just go away! 1671 01:21:40,984 --> 01:21:42,236 - Somebody trip him. - Go away! 1672 01:21:42,277 --> 01:21:43,654 Knock him over. 1673 01:21:43,695 --> 01:21:45,906 No, invalid. Off-side. 1674 01:21:46,323 --> 01:21:48,200 - Oh! - Leave him alone! Get off him! 1675 01:21:48,242 --> 01:21:50,035 I want my money now! 1676 01:21:50,077 --> 01:21:51,745 Don't listen to them, Dennis! 1677 01:21:51,787 --> 01:21:52,829 You are a winner! 1678 01:21:52,871 --> 01:21:53,997 I want my money now! 1679 01:21:54,039 --> 01:21:56,542 Stop it! I'm wearing helmet! 1680 01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:57,626 Clear off! 1681 01:21:57,668 --> 01:22:00,003 "The loneliness of the long-distance runner"... 1682 01:22:00,045 --> 01:22:03,382 a phrase epitomized by this man, Dennis Doyle. 1683 01:22:03,423 --> 01:22:05,175 For the last eleven miles, he's been running... 1684 01:22:05,217 --> 01:22:08,470 on what appears to be a severely sprained ankle. 1685 01:22:08,512 --> 01:22:11,765 What a testament to the power of the human spirit. 1686 01:22:11,807 --> 01:22:13,350 Mr Doyle, how do you feel? 1687 01:22:13,392 --> 01:22:14,810 How the fuck do you think I feel? 1688 01:22:14,852 --> 01:22:16,228 What an inspiration. 1689 01:22:16,270 --> 01:22:19,022 We'll keep you updated as this story progresses. 1690 01:22:19,064 --> 01:22:21,024 - Get out of the bloody way! - Sorry. 1691 01:22:21,066 --> 01:22:23,277 - Well, what a remarkable day... - Libby. Libby, I'm sorry... 1692 01:22:23,318 --> 01:22:25,070 - we've had at the marathon on the Thames... - all right? I lost it. I-- 1693 01:22:25,112 --> 01:22:26,822 - with an event dominated as ever... - I wasn't thinking. 1694 01:22:26,864 --> 01:22:28,657 - by the crowds and the fun runners... - I'm sorry. 1695 01:22:28,699 --> 01:22:30,284 - Honey, can we just-- - but particularly by 1696 01:22:30,325 --> 01:22:31,410 - Jake, buddy... - one man. 1697 01:22:31,451 --> 01:22:32,494 would you mind just giving us... 1698 01:22:32,536 --> 01:22:34,413 a little peace with the TV, please? 1699 01:22:34,538 --> 01:22:35,581 - Thank you. - Go on, Dennis! 1700 01:22:35,622 --> 01:22:36,623 The whole of London... 1701 01:22:36,665 --> 01:22:39,376 Honey, can we just talk about this, please? 1702 01:22:42,337 --> 01:22:44,381 - Chin up! - Keep it up, mate! 1703 01:22:45,799 --> 01:22:47,342 Do you know, Mr Doyle, sir? 1704 01:22:47,384 --> 01:22:48,427 Oh. 1705 01:22:48,468 --> 01:22:50,304 I'm the assistant coach. 1706 01:22:50,345 --> 01:22:52,014 Oh. Oh, really. What's your name? 1707 01:22:52,055 --> 01:22:55,309 - Uh, Mr Ghoshdashtidar. - Gosh-- 1708 01:22:55,350 --> 01:22:56,393 - Ghosh... - Gah-- 1709 01:22:56,435 --> 01:22:58,520 OK, just call me John. 1710 01:22:59,396 --> 01:23:02,733 It was me who discovered his potential. 1711 01:23:06,904 --> 01:23:08,697 I can't breathe. 1712 01:23:09,114 --> 01:23:10,365 My head's gonna explode. 1713 01:23:10,407 --> 01:23:12,117 He's not gonna make it. 1714 01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:13,785 I-- I have to stop. 1715 01:23:13,827 --> 01:23:15,287 - I have to stop this. - No. 1716 01:23:15,329 --> 01:23:16,455 - I'm sorry. - No, you can't. What are you doing? 1717 01:23:16,496 --> 01:23:17,748 You can't stop. You're nearly there. 1718 01:23:17,789 --> 01:23:19,333 What? How much further? 1719 01:23:19,374 --> 01:23:23,128 It-- It's a little, tiny-- Nine miles. 1720 01:23:25,964 --> 01:23:28,008 OK. OK. 1721 01:23:43,106 --> 01:23:44,775 Oh, no. 1722 01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:46,985 What? 1723 01:23:47,986 --> 01:23:49,655 He's hit it. 1724 01:24:08,715 --> 01:24:10,926 OK, baby, let's get you to bed. 1725 01:24:11,301 --> 01:24:12,344 Jakey. 1726 01:24:12,386 --> 01:24:14,471 -...by the crowds and the fun runners. - Dennis. 1727 01:24:14,513 --> 01:24:16,056 - For those of you just joining us... - Dennis? 1728 01:24:16,098 --> 01:24:18,851 it looks like Dennis Doyle, a clothing store security guard... 1729 01:24:18,892 --> 01:24:20,936 running for the last ten and three quarter hours... 1730 01:24:20,978 --> 01:24:22,896 on basically one leg... 1731 01:24:22,938 --> 01:24:26,567 is refusing to rest until this race is run. 1732 01:24:26,608 --> 01:24:29,111 Unbelievable! 1733 01:24:58,348 --> 01:25:01,643 You've never finished anything in your entire life, Dennis. 1734 01:25:03,353 --> 01:25:05,731 All you're gonna wanna do is give up. 1735 01:25:05,772 --> 01:25:07,191 I'm not the quitter! 1736 01:25:07,232 --> 01:25:09,318 That's exactly what you're gonna do, Dennis. 1737 01:25:09,359 --> 01:25:11,528 Go on, run away! Run away! 1738 01:25:11,570 --> 01:25:13,572 That's what you always do! 1739 01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:17,826 Dennis! 1740 01:25:19,786 --> 01:25:21,288 Dennis! 1741 01:25:24,374 --> 01:25:26,210 Dennis? 1742 01:25:33,926 --> 01:25:35,427 Oh, I don't believe this. 1743 01:25:35,469 --> 01:25:36,887 Yeah, boy, yes! 1744 01:25:36,929 --> 01:25:38,514 He's still going! 1745 01:25:38,555 --> 01:25:41,808 Go on, you beautiful man! 1746 01:25:41,850 --> 01:25:43,852 Apologies there, ladies and gentlemen, uh... 1747 01:25:43,894 --> 01:25:46,563 but it's, uh, really rather hard not to get caught up... 1748 01:25:46,605 --> 01:25:48,440 in the drama of it all. 1749 01:25:49,066 --> 01:25:52,110 Now let's take one more look at how Dennis broke that ankle. 1750 01:25:52,152 --> 01:25:53,278 And here it is. 1751 01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:54,780 It appears that the runner there... 1752 01:25:54,821 --> 01:25:58,200 next to Mr Doyle is involved in some way. 1753 01:25:58,242 --> 01:26:01,954 In fact, if we look at it again here...yes! 1754 01:26:01,995 --> 01:26:04,248 He deliberately trips him! 1755 01:26:04,289 --> 01:26:05,874 Bastard! 1756 01:26:05,916 --> 01:26:07,292 Apologies again, uh... 1757 01:26:07,334 --> 01:26:09,336 That didn't-- That's not what happened. 1758 01:26:09,378 --> 01:26:10,879 That is-- That-- That didn't happen. 1759 01:26:10,921 --> 01:26:12,589 I can't believe this. 1760 01:26:12,631 --> 01:26:13,674 I don't believe it, either. 1761 01:26:13,715 --> 01:26:14,758 I don't understand that. 1762 01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:15,843 What is that? 1763 01:26:15,884 --> 01:26:17,344 Honey. Honey... 1764 01:26:17,386 --> 01:26:21,974 That angle makes it look, but-- He tripped me. 1765 01:26:22,641 --> 01:26:24,560 He tripped me! Yes, he did! 1766 01:26:24,601 --> 01:26:27,688 - Go, Dennis! - It's him! Dennis! 1767 01:26:29,273 --> 01:26:30,941 Go, Dennis! 1768 01:26:34,236 --> 01:26:35,612 I can't believe this. 1769 01:26:35,654 --> 01:26:36,947 Come on, honey. 1770 01:26:36,989 --> 01:26:38,782 Please, like I'm gonna do that. 1771 01:26:39,032 --> 01:26:40,367 What are you-- Are you kidding me? 1772 01:26:40,409 --> 01:26:41,994 Honey. 1773 01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:44,371 All right, look, I'm just-- I'm not-- 1774 01:26:44,413 --> 01:26:46,373 I'm not myself, OK? 1775 01:26:47,124 --> 01:26:48,834 I haven't been myself for a long time. 1776 01:26:48,876 --> 01:26:50,794 Work has not been... 1777 01:26:51,211 --> 01:26:53,172 It's, uh... 1778 01:26:53,213 --> 01:26:54,214 It's just this city, you know? 1779 01:26:54,256 --> 01:26:56,300 It's just-- It's really hard here for me. 1780 01:26:56,341 --> 01:26:57,968 You know, everyone's so polite here... 1781 01:26:58,010 --> 01:27:00,095 and it's like the food and the-- and the--and the ca-- 1782 01:27:00,137 --> 01:27:01,555 I just don't-- I don't know what happened to me. 1783 01:27:01,597 --> 01:27:03,390 I don't know what-- It's just this place. 1784 01:27:03,432 --> 01:27:04,558 It's this place, you know? 1785 01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:07,603 And if we-- I just know it's gonna be better once we move. 1786 01:27:07,644 --> 01:27:09,271 - Move? - To Chicago. 1787 01:27:09,313 --> 01:27:10,606 What? 1788 01:27:10,647 --> 01:27:11,899 Too soon? 1789 01:27:11,940 --> 01:27:12,983 Oh! 1790 01:27:13,025 --> 01:27:14,610 - Come on, Jake. - Libby, wh-- 1791 01:27:14,651 --> 01:27:16,320 Where you goin'? Where you goin'? 1792 01:27:16,987 --> 01:27:18,947 Oh, you got to be kidding me. Dennis? 1793 01:27:18,989 --> 01:27:20,282 You can't be serious. 1794 01:27:20,324 --> 01:27:23,660 The guy left you at the altar pregnant. 1795 01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:26,872 Nobody's perfect. 1796 01:27:27,623 --> 01:27:28,707 Libby. 1797 01:27:28,749 --> 01:27:30,417 Libby! L-- 1798 01:27:30,459 --> 01:27:31,543 What a shithead. 1799 01:27:31,585 --> 01:27:33,086 Jake. 1800 01:27:34,004 --> 01:27:35,672 Hey. I know you feel bad. 1801 01:27:35,714 --> 01:27:36,840 I know you're in incredible pain... 1802 01:27:36,882 --> 01:27:39,676 but you are so close to me going on holiday. 1803 01:27:40,135 --> 01:27:41,637 Come on. 1804 01:27:56,568 --> 01:27:59,238 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis! 1805 01:27:59,279 --> 01:28:02,491 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis! 1806 01:28:02,533 --> 01:28:06,828 Dennis! Dennis! Dennis! 1807 01:28:06,870 --> 01:28:09,623 As we draw tantalizingly close to the finish line... 1808 01:28:09,665 --> 01:28:11,458 here at St. Paul's Cathedral... 1809 01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:13,961 it's safe to say, it's been a very long day... 1810 01:28:14,002 --> 01:28:15,879 for myself and my cameraman. 1811 01:28:15,921 --> 01:28:18,841 It's been a very long day for you watching at home... 1812 01:28:18,882 --> 01:28:19,925 but for Dennis Doyle... 1813 01:28:19,967 --> 01:28:22,928 it's been the single longest day of his life. 1814 01:28:37,442 --> 01:28:38,944 Come on, Dennis! 1815 01:28:39,528 --> 01:28:41,029 Good work, Dennis! 1816 01:28:44,867 --> 01:28:46,451 Hey! Move along! 1817 01:28:46,493 --> 01:28:47,536 That's it. You're there. 1818 01:28:47,578 --> 01:28:49,329 You're sixty feet. 1819 01:28:49,371 --> 01:28:51,123 Fifty-- Fifty-eight feet. 1820 01:28:51,748 --> 01:28:53,000 Call it fifty-six and a half feet... 1821 01:28:53,041 --> 01:28:54,084 and you're there. Come on. 1822 01:28:54,126 --> 01:28:57,671 That's my man! My man! 1823 01:29:05,971 --> 01:29:07,514 Come on, come on! 1824 01:29:16,023 --> 01:29:17,524 Dennis, come on. 1825 01:29:19,276 --> 01:29:21,486 Stay down, you shamble of a man. 1826 01:29:21,528 --> 01:29:23,113 Don't get up. 1827 01:29:24,865 --> 01:29:26,325 Dennis! 1828 01:29:26,909 --> 01:29:28,035 Dennis, come on, get up. 1829 01:29:28,076 --> 01:29:30,037 Dennis, you're at the finish line. Get up. 1830 01:29:30,704 --> 01:29:32,414 Dennis, this looks bad. People are talking. 1831 01:29:32,456 --> 01:29:33,957 Get up. 1832 01:29:47,596 --> 01:29:49,097 Hello, Dennis? 1833 01:29:53,060 --> 01:29:55,437 - Dennis! - Dad! 1834 01:30:00,567 --> 01:30:02,903 Dennis! 1835 01:30:02,945 --> 01:30:04,446 Dad! 1836 01:30:21,171 --> 01:30:23,340 Go on! You've got it! Go on! 1837 01:30:26,176 --> 01:30:28,762 Come on, Dennis! Yeah! 1838 01:30:32,307 --> 01:30:33,809 Yeah! 1839 01:30:37,980 --> 01:30:39,481 Dad! 1840 01:30:39,731 --> 01:30:42,359 That was a really stupid thing you did out there today. 1841 01:30:42,401 --> 01:30:44,319 Don't go to Chicago. 1842 01:30:44,361 --> 01:30:46,321 Dad, you won! 1843 01:30:50,409 --> 01:30:51,743 He's done it! 1844 01:30:51,785 --> 01:30:53,537 He's actually done it! 1845 01:30:53,579 --> 01:30:54,746 This morning... 1846 01:30:54,788 --> 01:30:58,333 Dennis Doyle was a humble shop worker from North London! 1847 01:30:58,375 --> 01:31:01,003 Tonight, he goes home a hero! 1848 01:31:01,044 --> 01:31:02,880 Oh, yay. 1849 01:31:02,921 --> 01:31:04,214 And look at that! 1850 01:31:04,256 --> 01:31:05,465 - God damn it. - This extraordinary man... 1851 01:31:05,507 --> 01:31:07,467 collapses into the arms of-- 1852 01:31:07,509 --> 01:31:10,012 I think it's backwards here-- the woman he loves! 1853 01:31:10,053 --> 01:31:12,598 And, look! He's got a son! 1854 01:31:12,639 --> 01:31:14,766 I didn't know he had a son! 1855 01:31:14,808 --> 01:31:16,768 Did you know he had a son? 1856 01:31:27,613 --> 01:31:29,823 - Hello, Dennis. - Hey. 1857 01:31:42,961 --> 01:31:44,546 - Hi. - Hi. 1858 01:31:44,588 --> 01:31:46,381 Jake, your dad's here! 1859 01:31:46,423 --> 01:31:47,966 How's it goin'? 1860 01:31:48,008 --> 01:31:49,384 - Pretty good. - Good. 1861 01:31:49,426 --> 01:31:50,761 - You? - Yeah. 1862 01:31:50,802 --> 01:31:52,304 Yeah, not bad. 1863 01:31:52,346 --> 01:31:53,555 You still running? 1864 01:31:53,597 --> 01:31:55,974 Every day, hopefully in the right direction. 1865 01:31:59,269 --> 01:32:01,313 Yeah. So... 1866 01:32:02,356 --> 01:32:06,735 Um, Libby, I was thinkin', um... 1867 01:32:08,820 --> 01:32:11,657 - Hi, Dad. - Hey, you. 1868 01:32:14,117 --> 01:32:15,160 Uh, it doesn't matter, actually. 1869 01:32:15,202 --> 01:32:16,495 I'll, um... 1870 01:32:16,537 --> 01:32:17,871 I'll sp-- I'll ca-- I'll speak to you later. 1871 01:32:17,913 --> 01:32:19,498 - OK. - Say goodbye to your mom. 1872 01:32:19,540 --> 01:32:20,707 Bye, Mom. 1873 01:32:20,749 --> 01:32:21,792 Bye. I'll see you later. 1874 01:32:21,834 --> 01:32:23,460 Bye. 1875 01:32:33,387 --> 01:32:35,389 Libby, I was wondering, would you like to go... 1876 01:32:35,430 --> 01:32:37,766 and have some dinner with me next week? 1877 01:32:42,479 --> 01:32:43,480 You don't have to. It's not, uh... 1878 01:32:43,522 --> 01:32:44,773 Yeah. 1879 01:32:44,815 --> 01:32:46,191 Uh...huh? 1880 01:32:46,233 --> 01:32:47,818 I mean, wow. 1881 01:32:47,860 --> 01:32:49,027 It'd be nice. 1882 01:32:49,069 --> 01:32:51,363 Yeah. Well, it would be. 1883 01:32:55,242 --> 01:32:57,077 I'll, um... I'll give you a call. 1884 01:32:57,119 --> 01:32:58,203 OK. 1885 01:32:58,245 --> 01:33:00,163 Don't know why I did that. It's just-- 1886 01:33:01,331 --> 01:33:02,749 OK. Ready? 1887 01:33:02,791 --> 01:33:04,251 Yeah. 1888 01:33:06,295 --> 01:33:08,172 Hello! 1889 01:33:08,213 --> 01:33:10,174 Hello, Dennis! 1890 01:33:11,383 --> 01:33:13,051 Mr G. 1891 01:33:13,177 --> 01:33:15,179 - Hello, Jake. - Hello. 1892 01:33:15,220 --> 01:33:16,930 I was just doing my spin class. 1893 01:33:16,972 --> 01:33:18,015 It's great fun, isn't it? 1894 01:33:18,056 --> 01:33:20,893 Oh, it's an amazing workout! 1895 01:33:26,732 --> 01:33:28,483 Dad comin' up behind the young contender. 1896 01:33:28,525 --> 01:33:29,776 Come on! Jake! 1897 01:33:29,818 --> 01:33:31,486 Oh, he takes the ball from Jake! 1898 01:33:31,528 --> 01:33:33,989 He has the ball! He's clear! 1899 01:33:34,031 --> 01:33:35,866 Dad! Pass it! 1900 01:33:36,825 --> 01:33:37,868 Dad is clear! 1901 01:33:37,910 --> 01:33:39,703 Give it! 1902 01:33:39,745 --> 01:33:41,622 I'll give you one, too. 1903 01:33:41,663 --> 01:33:43,790 OK, let's go. Good game. 1904 01:33:43,832 --> 01:33:45,918 Jake to Mr G. 1905 01:33:46,335 --> 01:33:47,836 Yeah, thank you very much. 1906 01:33:47,878 --> 01:33:49,421 Take over, Mr G. 1907 01:33:50,255 --> 01:33:51,882 There you go, Mr G. 1908 01:33:52,341 --> 01:33:55,219 All right, I'm gonna-- Completely illegal move there. 1909 01:33:55,260 --> 01:33:57,137 Picks up the player, runs with him. 1910 01:33:57,179 --> 01:33:58,597 Runs with him all the way. 1911 01:33:58,639 --> 01:34:00,599 Dad, that's illegal! 1912 01:34:05,020 --> 01:34:06,522 But that's not all. 1913 01:34:06,813 --> 01:34:08,899 Because the guy, he can't barely walk, OK... 1914 01:34:08,941 --> 01:34:10,984 Iet alone run, but he keeps going... 1915 01:34:11,026 --> 01:34:13,862 and twenty-five miles on a shattered ankle. 1916 01:34:13,904 --> 01:34:15,030 And you know how he did that? 1917 01:34:15,072 --> 01:34:16,281 You know what he said was the one thing... 1918 01:34:16,323 --> 01:34:17,824 that kept him going? 1919 01:34:18,575 --> 01:34:19,910 His trainer never gave up on him. 1920 01:34:19,952 --> 01:34:21,828 He stayed with him the whole way. 1921 01:34:21,870 --> 01:34:22,913 And that was you? 1922 01:34:22,955 --> 01:34:24,081 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1923 01:34:24,122 --> 01:34:25,791 It's a pretty amazing story, actually. 1924 01:34:25,832 --> 01:34:27,334 I've got a bottle of champagne opened here... 1925 01:34:27,376 --> 01:34:28,836 if you wanna hear it. 1926 01:34:30,128 --> 01:34:31,630 - Sure. - Sure. 1927 01:34:31,713 --> 01:34:33,298 Well, come on up then. 1928 01:34:34,675 --> 01:34:35,717 # Aye, aye, aye # 1929 01:34:35,759 --> 01:34:37,427 # Aye, aye, aye # 1930 01:34:37,469 --> 01:34:38,512 # Everybody # 1931 01:34:38,554 --> 01:34:41,098 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1932 01:34:41,139 --> 01:34:42,641 # Aye, aye, aye # 1933 01:34:42,683 --> 01:34:43,934 # Aye, aye, aye # 1934 01:34:43,976 --> 01:34:45,018 # Everybody # 1935 01:34:45,060 --> 01:34:47,563 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1936 01:34:47,980 --> 01:34:51,358 # Never saw you, I only heard of you # 1937 01:34:51,400 --> 01:34:54,111 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1938 01:34:54,152 --> 01:34:55,779 # I never saw you # 1939 01:34:55,821 --> 01:34:57,906 # I only heard of you # 1940 01:34:57,948 --> 01:35:00,617 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1941 01:35:00,659 --> 01:35:02,286 # It's your life # 1942 01:35:02,327 --> 01:35:04,496 # It's your life # 1943 01:35:04,538 --> 01:35:07,040 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1944 01:35:07,374 --> 01:35:09,084 # It's your life # 1945 01:35:09,126 --> 01:35:11,086 # It's your life # 1946 01:35:11,128 --> 01:35:13,672 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1947 01:35:14,006 --> 01:35:17,467 # Now I know that, now I understand # 1948 01:35:17,509 --> 01:35:20,304 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1949 01:35:20,345 --> 01:35:23,974 # Now I know that, now I understand # 1950 01:35:24,016 --> 01:35:26,685 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1951 01:35:26,727 --> 01:35:28,145 # La la la # 1952 01:35:28,187 --> 01:35:30,314 # La la la # 1953 01:35:30,647 --> 01:35:33,108 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1954 01:35:33,317 --> 01:35:35,027 # La la la # 1955 01:35:35,068 --> 01:35:37,070 # La la la # 1956 01:35:37,112 --> 01:35:39,656 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1957 01:35:53,337 --> 01:35:54,838 # Aye, aye, aye # 1958 01:35:54,880 --> 01:35:55,964 # Aye, aye, aye # 1959 01:35:56,006 --> 01:35:57,049 # Everybody # 1960 01:35:57,090 --> 01:35:59,510 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1961 01:35:59,551 --> 01:36:01,178 # Aye, aye, aye # 1962 01:36:01,220 --> 01:36:02,429 # Aye, aye, aye # 1963 01:36:02,471 --> 01:36:03,514 # Everybody # 1964 01:36:03,555 --> 01:36:06,099 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1965 01:36:06,141 --> 01:36:09,728 # Never saw you, I only heard of you # 1966 01:36:09,770 --> 01:36:12,648 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1967 01:36:12,689 --> 01:36:16,401 # I never saw you, I only heard of you # 1968 01:36:16,443 --> 01:36:19,112 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1969 01:36:19,154 --> 01:36:20,781 # It's your life # 1970 01:36:20,822 --> 01:36:22,908 # It's your life # 1971 01:36:22,950 --> 01:36:25,619 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1972 01:36:25,661 --> 01:36:27,287 # It's your life # 1973 01:36:27,329 --> 01:36:29,498 # It's your life # 1974 01:36:29,540 --> 01:36:32,376 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1975 01:36:32,417 --> 01:36:35,963 # Now I know that, now I understand # 1976 01:36:36,004 --> 01:36:38,757 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1977 01:36:39,007 --> 01:36:42,511 # Now I know that, now I understand # 1978 01:36:42,553 --> 01:36:45,264 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1979 01:36:45,305 --> 01:36:47,057 # La la la # 1980 01:36:47,099 --> 01:36:49,142 # La la la # 1981 01:36:49,184 --> 01:36:51,728 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1982 01:36:51,770 --> 01:36:53,522 # La la la # 1983 01:36:53,564 --> 01:36:55,440 # La la la # 1984 01:36:55,732 --> 01:36:58,569 # Huggin' up the big monkey man # 1985 01:37:31,101 --> 01:37:33,020 # Keep on runnin' # 1986 01:37:34,730 --> 01:37:37,149 # Keep on hidin' # 1987 01:37:38,192 --> 01:37:40,944 # One fine day, I'm gonna be the one # 1988 01:37:40,986 --> 01:37:43,405 # To make you understand # 1989 01:37:43,906 --> 01:37:46,867 # Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be your man # 1990 01:37:50,329 --> 01:37:52,164 # Keep on runnin' # 1991 01:37:53,832 --> 01:37:56,585 # Runnin' from my arms # 1992 01:37:57,211 --> 01:38:00,088 # One fine day, I'm gonna be the one # 1993 01:38:00,130 --> 01:38:02,591 # To make you understand # 1994 01:38:02,966 --> 01:38:06,136 # Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be your man # 1995 01:38:07,804 --> 01:38:09,014 # Hey, hey, hey # 1996 01:38:09,056 --> 01:38:12,184 # Everyone keeps talkin' about me # 1997 01:38:12,226 --> 01:38:14,520 # It makes me feel so sad # 1998 01:38:14,561 --> 01:38:15,938 # Hey, hey, hey # 1999 01:38:15,979 --> 01:38:19,274 # Everyone is laughin' at me # 2000 01:38:19,316 --> 01:38:21,318 # It makes me feel so bad # 2001 01:38:21,360 --> 01:38:23,612 # So keep on runnin' # 2002 01:38:25,072 --> 01:38:27,074 # Keep on runnin' # 2003 01:38:28,617 --> 01:38:30,577 # Keep on runnin' # 2004 01:38:32,079 --> 01:38:33,997 # Keep on runnin' # 2005 01:38:39,169 --> 01:38:41,004 # Keep on runnin' # 2006 01:38:42,464 --> 01:38:45,175 # Runnin' from my arms # 2007 01:38:46,051 --> 01:38:48,804 # One fine day, I'm gonna be the one # 2008 01:38:48,846 --> 01:38:51,557 # To make you understand # 2009 01:38:51,598 --> 01:38:54,726 # Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be your man # 2010 01:38:56,562 --> 01:38:57,771 # Hey, hey, hey # 2011 01:38:57,813 --> 01:39:00,983 # Everyone keeps talkin' about me # 2012 01:39:01,024 --> 01:39:03,360 # It makes me feel so sad # 2013 01:39:03,402 --> 01:39:04,695 # Hey, hey, hey # 2014 01:39:04,736 --> 01:39:07,906 # Everyone is laughin' at me # 2015 01:39:07,948 --> 01:39:10,033 # It makes me feel so bad # 2016 01:39:10,075 --> 01:39:12,286 # So keep on runnin' # 2017 01:39:13,912 --> 01:39:16,707 # Runnin' from my arms # 2018 01:39:17,332 --> 01:39:20,043 # One fine day, I'm gonna be the one # 2019 01:39:20,085 --> 01:39:22,588 # To make you understand # 2020 01:39:23,088 --> 01:39:26,216 # Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be your man # 2021 01:39:27,134 --> 01:39:29,553 # I'm gonna be your man # 2022 01:39:30,762 --> 01:39:33,056 # I'm gonna be your man # 2023 01:39:34,224 --> 01:39:36,643 # I'm gonna be your man # 2024 01:39:37,728 --> 01:39:40,147 # I'm gonna be your man # 2025 01:39:41,190 --> 01:39:44,026 # I'm gonna be your man # 2026 01:39:44,651 --> 01:39:47,154 # I'm gonna be your man # 2027 01:39:47,196 --> 01:39:50,782 # I'm gonna be your man # 2028 01:39:51,617 --> 01:39:54,244 # I'm gonna be your man # 2029 01:39:55,120 --> 01:39:57,581 # I'm gonna be your man # 2030 01:39:58,665 --> 01:40:01,293 # I'm gonna be your man # 140250

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