All language subtitles for Defending Jacob (2020) - S01E01 - Pilot (1080p ATVP WEB-DL x265 t3nzin)

[LABORED BREATHING]

[MAN]
Ladies and gentlemen, before we begin,

it is my duty to remind you that
a grand jury proceeding is not a trial.

As you can see, there is no judge
in the room here with us,

no defense attorneys.

This is an investigatory process,
at the end of which

you will be asked to decide
whether or not I have provided you

with sufficient evidence
to grant a true bill of indictment.

If so,
I may take the case to superior court.

If not, if you return a decision
of "no bill,"

then this case ends here, today.

Could you state your name
for the record, please?

You were asked to state your name.

[SOFTLY] Andrew Stephen Barber.

Little louder, if you don't mind.

Andrew Stephen Barber.

Can you state your occupation, please?

I was an assistant district attorney
in this building for ten years.

"Was"?

So you're no longer employed
as a prosecutor

for Middlesex County, is that correct?

Yes. That's right.

Mr. Barber...

Andy.

I assume you're familiar
with your Fifth Amendment rights?

I would hope so.

And you've waived them, correct?

I'm here, aren't I?

Would you agree that it's a little
unusual, given the circumstances?

I don't have any tricks up my sleeve,
if that's what you're getting at.

- No one was implying that.
- Yes, you were. So would I.

I'm here 'cause I believe in the system
and just want the truth to come out.

Well, let's get started on the truth then.

I'd like to begin by reading a quote
from The Boston Globe

that ran a few weeks ago.

[CLEARS THROAT]

"They became national news,"

an object of fascination for both
the NPR set and the TMZ crowd,

the subject of a popular podcast,

hundreds of editorials
and countless articles.

So it's easy to forget
that less than a year ago

their lives were as mundane and uneventful
as our own.

Is there such a thing
as the perfect family? Of course not.

But the Barber family was a happy family,

"and if there was anything truly special
about them, it was this."

I wonder if you'd agree.

Is that an accurate description
of your family

on the morning that Ben Rifkin
was murdered?

"Happy"?

Yes.

[ALARM BEEPING]

- Hey. Come on. Time to get up.
- [BEEPING STOPS]

Let's go. Rise and shine.

Jake? Gotta see those eyes.

All right. You leave me no choice.

[JAKE GROANS]

Last chance.

["BACK IN BLACK" PLAYING]

[JAKE GROANS]

[GROANS, WHIMPERS]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

- I'm up.
- There he is!

- Morning, buddy.
- [MUSIC STOPS]

[GROANS]

[EXHALES]

[WATER RUNNING]

Can you quiz me on vocab?
I have a test today.

- Oh. Good morning to you too.
- Morning, Mom.

You need a ride today, or are you walking?

Uh, no, I'll walk.
Did you get new waffles?

I did if you put them on my list.
"Perspicacious."

"Having a keen understanding."
They're not in here.

- Did you put them on my list?
- Yes.

Then they're in there. "Cursory."

Uh, "brief and lacking depth."
I don't see them.

Second shelf next to the peas. "Myopic."

I'm telling you, they're not...
Oh, I...

- "Myopic."
- "Possessing a narrow view."

How was the run?

- "Recalcitrant."
- Yikes.

Vocab test.

Hey, would you throw one of those in there
for me, buddy?

"Recalcitrant." Uh, I don't know.

- "Defying authority."
- Are you sure? Let me see.

- That's what it says.
- Where'd you run?

Along Boylston. I got lost
in that history podcast I told you about.

I think you'd really like it.

- I'll check it out.
- No, you won't.

Oh, Claudia Hoffman e-mailed me again.

Who?

Lizzy's sister. The travel agent.

- Oh, right, right. Mexico.
- Yeah.

What about Mexico?

We're thinking about going there for
Christmas. Three of us. What do you think?

Cool.

- You might be a little more excited.
- I am.

Well, tell your face.

You love that line.

You really do.

Look, we need to make a decision.

Should we go?

I mean, Jake is obviously ecstatic.

[ANDY] No, he's beside himself.

I wouldn't wanna break his heart.

What kind of parents would we be?

Hilarious.

- So are we going?
- I say yes. Yes to Mexico.

Great. I'll call her.

All right, I've got an early meeting,
so I'm jumping in the shower.

Okay.

- Will you finish quizzing him?
- Yeah.

- Bye, honey.
- [JACOB] Bye.

[EXHALES] "Phlegmatic."

["SEASON OF THE WITCH" PLAYING]

[SONG CONTINUES]

[INDISTINCT]

I'll see you later, okay?

[SONG CONTINUES]

[SONG FADES]

[MAN] Your Honor,
I need a couple minutes to explain.

[FEMALE JUDGE] You'll have that
opportunity in pretrial, Mr. Molloy.

The charge is distribution
of a class A substance.

[MOLLOY] Such bullshit.

Bail is set at $1,000 cash
or 10,000 personal recognizance.

[MOLLOY] Come on. Are you kidding me?

- Thank you, Your Honor.
- What the hell are you thanking her for?

[JUDGE] Pretrial conference is scheduled
for May 24th.

Next.

Please.

Indictment number 17-2832,
Commonwealth versus William I. Moore.

Charge is one count of aggravated assault.

[JUDGE]
Is Mr. Moore's attorney present?

Good morning, Your Honor.

Commonwealth?

Your Honor, I'm afraid
we have to insist on a continuance

on the grounds that we've been unable
to interview a necessary witness.

[JUDGE] This court already granted you
a continuance four months ago.

Yes, Your Honor, but this witness
has been very difficult to locate.

Without getting into detail,
it has to do with her choice of lifestyle.

She's an escort, Your Honor,

like her friend,
who the defendant is accused of battering.

Since this was an issue last time,
I had a state trooper track her down.

It only took a day.

She corroborated her friend's account
of the assault.

She also said the defense
had already questioned her.

Maybe he forgot to take notes.

- Your Honor, if I may just elaborate...
- [JUDGE] No, you may not.

Continuance is denied.
Trial is set for three weeks from today.

Next.

All right, you're due back in
for a session in 15 minutes,

then meeting with Lynn, her office.

I think she wants an update
on the Willis case.

Oh. That makes two of us.
Bobby, you guys out of peach?

Could be. Let me check the back.

Thanks. How's the hip?

Oh, you know, worse than yesterday,
better than tomorrow.

Hmm. You wanted a conference
with Judge French in chambers.

His clerk says he has a 2:30,
if you want that.

- [PHONE RINGS]
- Thank you.

Hey.

Oh, Jesus. Okay. Where?

Okay. Yeah, I'll meet you over there.

Something wrong?

You're a lucky man, Mr. B.
Only got one left.

- Thanks.
- What is it?

We gotta clear the rest of my day.

- [CHATTERING]
- It's looking very good. Very good.

Be careful taking that out.
We don't wanna make a mess.

- That's what she said.
- [ALL LAUGHING]

[TEACHER] What are we doing here?
What are you dipping? That is...

[CHIMING ON PA]

[MAN ON PA] Attention. Archer is now
on lockdown, effective immediately.

All students are to remain
in their classrooms...

- Okay. Okay.
- [SIREN BLARING]

Guys, I-I can't hear the announcement.

Make sure
all students are accounted for.

- [CLAMORING]
- [DOOR LOCKS]

[TEACHER] Over here, against the wall,
please. Sit down. Stay quiet.

- [ANNOUNCEMENT CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
- [CHATTERING]

Repeat. We are now on lockdown.

[CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]

[SIRENS IN DISTANCE]

[ANDY] News didn't take long.

- Yeah. It's gonna be a real shitstorm.
- Yeah.

Let's go.

She's the one who found the body?

And the kid's backpack,
which is how they managed to ID him.

Name's Benjamin Rifkin, 14 years old,
stabbed three times in the chest.

Oh, fuck.

He's Jacob's year at Archer.
Jesus Christ. His poor parents.

I take it you know them.

No, not that well.

Anyway, keep going.

ME thinks he was dead
less than an hour before he was found.

Stabbing probably took place
on or near the jogging trail.

- There's a lot of cast-off on the grounds.
- Hey, hey, hey.

It's okay.
Detective Duffy is with our office.

Let 'em through.
The fuck's wrong with you?

Sorry, Duff. It's been a shit morning.

There's nothing worse than a kid.

Our thinking is,
the attack took place over there,

then the body fell
or was pushed down the hill.

Doesn't look like any effort was made
to conceal it.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

This way. Watch your step.

[CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]

The lady who found him
said he was facedown.

She thought maybe he was sick,
so she rolled him over,

took one good look at him and freaked.

Crabbed away on her palms and knees,
then got up and ran.

Basically fucked the whole scene.

[PHONE RINGS]

Excuse me. I have to take this.

Jacob. You okay?

Yeah. The school's on lockdown,
but nobody knows why.

I know, it's...

Look, I can't talk about it right now,
okay, buddy?

Just listen to your teachers,
do exactly what they say.

Yeah, but you do know why.
I mean, is there some psycho shooter?

No, it's nothing like that.
You're safe. I promise.

Jake?

Okay.

Dad?

Yeah?

What is it, buddy?

Nothing.

You sure?

Yeah.

Okay, I gotta go. I'll see you
back at home though, okay?

I love you very much.

- All right. I love you too.
- Bye.

[DUFFY] So, no one in the park
heard anything, saw anything?

[MALE DETECTIVE]
We're still asking around.

If we find his cell phone,
we can probably track his movements.

- His phone's missing?
- Wasn't in his backpack or on his person.

We're thinking the perp
might have taken it.

[ANDY] What about a weapon?

Nothing yet.
The park's a good 65 acres though.

That's gonna be a haystack.

[WOMAN] "Children are the living messages
we send to a time we will not see."

That quote from John F. Kennedy

speaks directly to our work
here at Children's Cottage,

where our mission has always been
to nurture those who need it most:

Abused, neglected and traumatized youth
in the greater Boston area.

A residential campus provides not just
stability and safety...

- Can we just pause it a sec?
- But support.

Don't you think I sound stiff?

You sound great.

You're just self-conscious.

I sound like I'm reading a traffic report.

- [PHONE CHIMES]
- Sorry, guys, my phone is going crazy.

I just feel if we're going to start
the gala with this video,

then it really needs to grab people.

Newton schools are on lockdown.

Turn on the news.

[FEMALE REPORTER] We're reporting live
from Cold Spring Park,

where earlier today the body
of a 14-year-old boy was found.

- The park will remain closed...
- Oh, my God.

Until further notice, as detectives
continue their investigation.

Honey, it's Mom. Are you okay?

[REPORTER]
The police are going door-to-door

in the neighborhoods
adjacent to Cold Spring Park,

hoping to find anyone
who was in the park this morning

and may have seen the victim talking to
or having contact with someone else.

A source inside the investigation
has confirmed

that two witnesses
have come forward so far,

but a suspect has yet to be named.

Newton Police have set up an anonymous
hotline for anyone who frequents the park,

in case they have seen
any suspicious behavior

or have any information
about this tragedy.

In the meantime, this tight-knit community
is on edge tonight,

knowing a murderer walks among them.

[KNOCKING]

Can't go this way, buddy.
You gotta turn around.

[GARAGE DOOR MECHANISM RATTLES]

He came home with Derek, so we didn't...

Right.

How's Jennifer doing?

Oh, God. These poor kids.

I did.

Toby said Robin's organizing food
for the shiva, so I'm going to call her.

- Listen, Andy just got home.
- [DOOR CLOSES]

You too. Bye.

- [ANDY] Was that Karen?
- Yeah.

Where's Jake?

Upstairs. Derek's over.
They're playing video games in his room.

You get a chance to talk to him
about it yet?

Not really, with Derek here.

Figure we could talk to him later.

[SIGHS]

Just came from the Rifkins.

Oh, my God.

I can't even imagine.

It was...

That bad, huh?

[EXHALES] Worse.

Do you have any idea
who could have done this?

Not yet.

You said there was a fingerprint.

Yeah, partial. No matches so far.

I mean, how could this even happen?

I can't even get my head around it.
That park is two blocks away.

I'll tell you one thing, Jacob is never
walking to school that way again.

[MALE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER]
I need some help here!

[DEREK]
What are you waiting for?

[JACOB] They're gonna kill me.

- [KNOCKS]
- [DEREK] You said you got him.

- I do. I see him.
- Right there! That guy on the left.

Derek, your dad's here.

Oh, okay.

[MALE CHARACTER 2]
Get out of here!

- [MALE CHARACTER 1] Go, go, go!
- [GUNFIRE]

- [DEREK] Later, Jake.
- See you.

Thanks for having me,
Mrs. Barber, Mr. Barber.

Anytime.

- You all right?
- I guess. Yeah.

Give our best to your parents, okay?

- Yeah.
- [VIDEO GAME DIALOGUE, INDISTINCT]

Hey, pal.
We wanted to talk to you for a second.

Sure.

[VIDEO GAME SOUND STOPS]

We just want to see how you're doing,

how are you feeling
about what happened to Ben.

I'm fine. I mean, yeah, it's weird.

But it's not like we were close friends
or anything.

Well, still, it must be scary,
knowing someone that got murdered.

Someone your age.

I guess. I mean, yeah, a little bit.

You guys were in a class together, right?

Yeah, math. [CLEARS THROAT]

Was he a nice kid?

Ben? He was all right.

Just all right?

Well, I don't wanna be mean or anything,

but he was kind of full of himself,
you know?

Like, he thought he was really cool.

[ANDY] Was he?

To some people, yeah. Girls were into him.

Well, we just want you to know
we're here for you, okay?

Whatever you're feeling, you can tell us.

I kinda just did.

Like I said,
I didn't really know him that well.

I'm good though. Really.

Okay.

- We love you.
- Love you too.

If you change your mind
and you want to talk to us...

I know. Thank you.

- [ANDY] Dinner in 30 minutes. Okay, pal?
- Okay.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[WOMAN]
Can I admit something horrible?

The whole time tonight
I kept thinking, "Thank God."

"Thank God it was their kid and not mine."

Believe me, everybody thought that.

I just don't think
I could survive the loss. I really don't.

[SIGHS]

Do you remember when Jacob was little,
your bedtime routine?

You'd always ask,
"How much does Daddy love Jacob?"

- And he'd say, "Too much."
- "Too much."

[CHUCKLES]

In four years,
he'll be going off to college.

- Oh, my God.
- Isn't that crazy?

I can't even think about it.

Hmm.

Do you ever wish
you'd known your father?

Not really.

When I was younger, sometimes.

From what little my mom told me,
sounds like I wasn't missing much.

We should get some sleep.

I know.

I like talking to you.

I love you.

I love you too.

[LAUGHTER ON TV]

Look at me!

[GASPS]

[PANTING]

Thanks, Mom.

- Bye, honey.
- Bye.

Love you.

[GIRL] I'll meet you in class.

[CHATTERING]

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

Have a seat.

I thought that press conference
went well enough.

They want answers, Andy.
So do the boy's parents.

- Yeah, so do I. You know as well as I...
- [KNOCKS]

- I asked Neal to join us.
- Andy.

This isn't an ambush.

I'm just not sure you handling this case
is still the best idea.

You're friendly with the parents,
your son goes to the same school...

We barely know the parents.

Let me guess,
Rasputin here offered to take over?

Neal has legitimate concerns
about the appearance of conflict.

And frankly, so do I.
Appearances matter.

- [ANDY] Yeah, to voters.
- Oh, come on now.

- Sorry.
- It's a question of objectivity.

Shut up, Neal.

Are you taking me off the case?
Yes or no.

Right now I'm merely asking
what you think.

I think I should stay on.

If I were more concerned about
my reputation, maybe I'd feel differently.

But unlike Mr. Logiudice here,
I'm not gunning for your job.

Fuck off, Andy. Okay?

Hey, I get it. High-profile case,
big splashy win... Be a game changer.

You're a real piece of work,
you know that?

- Gentlemen.
- You're dragging your feet on this case.

The case is going slow
'cause that's how the case is going.

I'm not going to indict someone
just to make it look good.

You always told me
to push every case as hard as I could.

I am pushing it as hard as I can.

Then why haven't you interviewed
any of the kids?

Because it isn't Dorchester High, Neal.
It's Newton.

Every single detail has to be negotiated.
Half the parents there are lawyers.

Look, we got interviews lined up all day.
You wanna send Neal? Be my guest.

I have concerns, I voiced them.

- If you say there's no conflict...
- There isn't.

I don't know how you can be the one
to make that call.

Because that's the way it works, Neal.
I make the calls.

And if I'm wrong, I'll be the one to stand
in front of the jury and take the hit.

Okay.

- Thank you.
- Of course, Andy.

- I'll keep you updated.
- Please do.

[DUFFY] We've gotten consent
to fingerprint most of the kids.

I think we start
with high-priority witnesses.

Ben's close friends, kids known to
walk to school through Cold Spring Park.

I'm Lieutenant Duffy.
I'm with the state police.

And this is Mr. Barber.

He's the assistant district attorney
in charge of the case.

You're Jacob's dad, aren't you?

That's right.

So how well did you know Ben?
Was he a friend?

Yeah, I guess.

[ANDY] Tell us about him.

He was okay.

Can you be a little more specific?

He was nice.

[DUFFY] Anything else?

I don't know. No, not really.

Can you think of anyone that would've
had a reason to wanna hurt Ben?

I don't think so. No.

What about people Ben didn't like?

I don't know.
I mean, nobody likes everybody, right?

Wait, are you Jacob Barber's dad?

Can you think of anyone
who might have a reason to wanna hurt Ben?

- No.
- No.

No.

Did Ben say anything to you that made you
think he might be in trouble?

In trouble?

In trouble? How?

Did Ben ever say anything to you
to make you think he might be in trouble?

No.

- No.
- No.

No.

Was Ben acting differently at all
the week that this happened?

- I don't know.
- I don't think so.

Never said anything about anyone
following him, anyone bothering him?

Mm-mmm.

- No.
- Wait, are you Jacob Barber's dad?

Is there anything else
you think we should know?

- No.
- Not really. No.

- About Ben?
- About anything.

No.

Well, thanks for talking with us.
This is my card.

It has all my information
if you need to get in touch.

- Okay.
- Okay.

If anything else occurs to you,
even if you think it's nothing...

Like if I heard something?

Exactly. Wait, did you hear something?

No.

Just, you know.

No, we don't.

Can I go now?

- Can I go now?
- Can I go now?

[PHONE BUZZES]

Let me know what I miss.

So is there anything else
you want to tell me about Ben?

- [DUFFY] Yeah, send it over.
- [DOOR OPENS]

- Okay.
- [DOOR CLOSES]

Well, you have both our cards.

If you think of anything else,
please feel free to call anytime.

The cop who came to our class
said there was a tip line.

Just in case we wanted
to say something anonymously or whatever.

That's right.

- Is there something you want to tell us?
- No, I was just wondering.

I know your son, Jacob.

Oh, yeah? You guys friends?

I guess so. Well, not exactly.
But, I mean, we know each other.

Have you talked to Jacob about this?

About Ben?

Why do you ask?

Sarah.

Must have been some reason you asked that.

I was just asking. Really.

Well, if you think of anything else...

[DOOR SHUTS]

[SIGHS]

What the hell? Were you following me?

What did you tell them?

None of your business. I'm late for class.

[ANDY] We're no better off
than we were yesterday.

These kids are like mafiosos.

- What's this?
- Just came in.

Leonard Patz.
Indecent A&B on a minor,

lewd and lascivious,
indecent A&B on a minor pending.

He's 36 years old,

lives near the park in that condo,
the Windsor, or whatever they call it.

Why didn't we know about him before?

He moved to Newton in the last year.
Never registered.

One of the ADAs in the child abuse unit
flagged him.

- That's the "pending."
- What did he do?

Grabbed a kid's package
at the public library.

Kid was 15.
Only a year older than Ben Rifkin.

He groped a kid and got out on a personal?

Apparently there was some question
about the kid's testimony.

[ANDY] We should bring him in.

Keep in mind, the Rifkin kid
had no signs of sexual assault.

If we bring this guy in
without something tying him to the case...

[ANDY] Right.

He'll lawyer up.

I know you're under a lot of pressure,
but if you play this wrong,

you could lose
your one chance to talk to him.

Let me sleep on it.

[MALE REPORTER] So you're saying
there's been little to no progress?

[LYNN]
That's not at all what I'm saying.

Look, everyone in this community
deserves answers.

And Assistant District Attorney Andrew
Barber is pursuing a number of leads.

And I can assure you,
a suspect will be apprehended soon.

[MALE REPORTER] That was Middlesex
County District Attorney Lynn...

[RADIO OFF]

[RABBI RECITING THE MOURNER'S KADDISH]

[MAN WHISPERS] Isn't that Andy Barber?

[RECITATION CONTINUES]

[WOMAN WHISPERS] The district attorney...

[MAN 2] I wonder if he has news.

[RECITATION CONTINUES]

- Andy.
- Ian, hi.

Man, how fucked up is this?

Very.

So, how's it going with the case?
What do we know so far?

Would you excuse me for one second?
I just have to find my wife.

- Do we have a suspect?
- Sorry. Just...

[CHATTERING]

Toby.

She's over there. Mothering the mothers.

[WOMAN] Dylan said they set up
an online community thing.

- Hi, Andy.
- Hi.

[WOMAN 2]
Do you know who did this yet?

Any news about the case?

[WOMAN 3]
How did the interviews at Archer go?

Sorry, I'm just gonna steal Laurie
for one minute.

- Excuse us, just a second.
- Sure.

What are you doing?

Do you have your car here?

No, I came with Toby.
I figured you'd drive Jacob and me home.

- Jacob's here too?
- Yeah, somewhere.

Okay. Listen, I think I'm gonna go.

- What? You just got here.
- No, I shouldn't have come to begin with.

It was a mistake. Trust me.

Okay. But I think
I need to stay a little longer.

Toby can drive me back.
You can take Jacob with you.

Okay.

- I'll see ya in a while.
- All right.

[GIRL] My mom made me dress up.

Yeah.

[GIRL 2] Your hair looks so pretty.

[GIRL 3] Thank you. I wish I had
my phone to take a picture...

Hey. Ready to go?

- Yeah. Sure.
- Did you bring your coat?

Uh, Mom put it upstairs with hers.

Okay. I'll find it.
Meet me at the front door.

[CHATTERING CONTINUES]

[RECITATION CONTINUES]

[MAN] Andy?

Thought that was you.

Forgive me. I've been hiding out up here.

No, no, it's...

I don't want to intrude. I'm sorry.

No, no, no. Please. Come in. Sit.

Sit.

Any, uh, news? Since yesterday, I mean?

We should know more soon.
Everyone's working around the clock.

I always loved his room.

Joan can't bring herself to come in here,
but I can't help it.

I'm in here all the time. [CLEARS THROAT]

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

[SNIFFLES] Where you from, Andy?

Me? East Hartford.

- Connecticut, right?
- Yeah.

It's a rough area, isn't it?

Can be.

Joan and I grew up
in a suburb of Baltimore.

High school sweethearts.

It's a town a lot like this one,
to be honest.

Maybe that's why we moved here.

Felt familiar.

Safe.

Boring but safe.

Listen, Dan...

[SOBBING]

I'm so sorry. I'm...

[SOBS] I'm fuckin' untethered here, man.

Hey. You have every right to be.

The thing I can't get past...

is why did this guy do it?

- Dan, I don't think it's a good idea...
- No. Just, please, please.

Ben was good.

He was so good.

Who could feel that kind of rage
against him?

I mean,
tell me what separates these people?

I wish I knew.

[SIGHS]

Your son, Jacob.
I-I've seen him around town.

Seems like a nice boy.
You and Laurie must be really proud.

We are.

There's nothing you wouldn't do for him,
nothing in the world, right?

Yeah. Right.

[SNIFFLES]

[ANDY] Hey, come on. We agreed,
no phone when I'm driving.

Makes me feel like a chauffeur.

Sorry.

So you got all your homework done?

Yeah.
Mom made me finish Catcher in the Rye.

Even though it's not due
till, like, next week.

What'd you think?

Uh, it was pretty good, I guess.

- You know the deal with his name?
- Who? I.D. Salinger?

No, uh, Holden Caulfield.
The kid from the book.

Ms. Sprung says it's symbolic.

So, like, the name "Holden"
is supposed to be like, "hold in."

And, uh, "caul"
is another name for a womb.

And "field" is like the field of rye
from the poem.

Huh. Never thought about that.

I don't know.
It's kind of annoying actually.

I feel like all the books she gives us,

they always have these, like,
metaphors and similes and symbols

that you're supposed to figure out,
but it's just, like, who cares?

Just tell the freaking story. Why do you
need all these layers to decode?

Just say what you mean.

You got a point.

Right? I don't know.
It just bugs me.

The book is right about one thing though.
How phony most people are.

I remember that about it.

It's like even tonight.

You thought people
were being phony tonight?

Some. Yeah.

Kids especially.

I'm not saying they're not upset,

but it's like they're acting the way
they think they're supposed to act.

Like they've seen in movies or whatever.

You know what I mean?

Yeah. I do, actually.

And nobody's gonna call them out on it,
'cause then you look like a jerk.

Did you get to eat anything back there?

Just a little.

So the doctor gives him
one of those, um...

Uh...

It's like a plastic cup with a lid on it.

- Like a-a canister?
- Yeah.

All right.
So the doctor gives him a canister,

says, "Come back tomorrow
with a semen sample."

- Buddy.
- So the old man, he goes home,

comes back the next day
with an empty canister.

The old man says, "Listen, Doc",

first I tried with my right hand,
and it didn't work.

Then I tried with my left hand,
and it still didn't work.

"Then my wife tried it with her right hand,
and it didn't work."

Seriously?

"She tried with her left hand,
didn't work."

So then she called over the neighbor,
the neighbor tried with her right hand,

still didn't work.

Then she tried with her left hand,

"but no matter what,
we could not get this damn cap off."

- All right.
- There you go.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- That was good.
- Enjoy.

That was good.
That got me. I didn't see that coming.

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I'm exhausted. I'm going up.

- Okay.
- You?

Yeah, a couple minutes.

- Night, honey.
- Night.

Hey, I wake you?

Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah. Yeah, I wanna bring him in.

I am.

Okay. Thanks, Duff.

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