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There is a secret test
hidden within the SAT.
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This test does not measure
a student's aptitude...
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...at reading, writing
and arithmetic.
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It measures
a student's innate ability...
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...to lie, cheat, fight and kill.
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Those who score well are recruited
into a secret paramilitary academy.
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Some call them seductresses.
Some call them spies.
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Fools call them innocent.
They call themselves D.E.B.S.
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Good morning, D.E.B.S.
Attention, D.E.B.S.!
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Attention! Emergency alert!
That means report right now!
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Right this second!
You have no time to sleep, ladies!
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Go, go, go!
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- And I mean now, ladies!
- Dominique.
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The world might be destroyed
while you nap!
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Come on.
Phipps is freaking out.
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- I need you guys up!
- Five minutes.
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And no boys allowed upstairs.
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Out.
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- What?
- Let's go! I want everybody up!
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- Janet. Five minutes.
- Have you seen my gun?
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Move it, move it!
Everybody in the house!
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What did I do with it?
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D.E.B.S. Max here.
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Amy, it's for you.
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Hello. No. No! I'm not--
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I'm not talking about this anymore.
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Get out.
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And take your clothes with you.
I don't do laundry.
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Let's go! Let's go, let's go!
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Move it, move it, move it!
I don't have all day, D.E.B.S.
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I do not have all day!
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Ten!
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- Bobby, seriously, it's not a good time.
- Nine.
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- Eight.
- When? When is a good time?
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- Stop calling.
- Amy!
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- Five. Four. Three.
- I'm coming.
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After all we've been through?
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- Two, one.
- Goodbye, Bobby.
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I broke up with Bobby.
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- What?
- I broke up with Bobby.
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- Oh, my God! Why?
- He was just so boring.
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He's an ass.
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What?
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I like him. I think he's sweet.
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- I'm just not in love.
- What?
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I said, I want to be in love!
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Why are you yelling?
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- Hi, Amy.
- Hi.
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- Hey, Mr. P.
- Don't call me that.
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- Hey, Mr. P.
- What's up, Mr. P?
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Bonjour, Mr. P.
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Hey, can I get a farmer's daughter
short stack and bacon, well done.
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Tofu scramble, peach smoothie,
non-dairy.
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- Cheeseburger, extra pickles.
- Coffee, black.
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We have a special guest with us
this morning.
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- Ms. Petrie.
- Ms. Petrie?
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She never comes down here!
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Ladies.
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I just want to say what
a pleasure it is to meet you.
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No time for pleasantries.
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Phipps, a matter of some urgency
has come to my attention.
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Lucy Diamond is back in the States.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit.
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I'm writing my thesis on her.
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I expect to be kept
in the loop on this one.
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Let's show some hustle.
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- I can't believe she's back.
- Who's Lucy Diamond?
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Lucy Diamond.
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She's the last surviving member
of the Reynolds crime syndicate.
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Her family did battle
with the Schaffers...
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...in a vicious blood feud
that lasted a decade.
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After her father's death, she inherited
the keys to his kingdom:
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Illegal arms-running,
smuggling, gambling...
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...and her specialty, diamond theft.
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She's protected by a loyal band
of mercenaries, led by this man...
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...Scud.
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It is believed Lucy Diamond was
behind the plot to sink Australia in '99.
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Three attempts have been made
to apprehend her. All failed.
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In 2003 she went underground...
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...and has not been seen
or heard from since.
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- Yikes.
- That's not even the bad part.
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What's the bad part?
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{\an8}No one has ever fought her...
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...and lived to tell about it.
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Peach smoothie, farmer's daughter,
tofu scramble and cheeseburger.
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Coffee.
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So why do you think
she's back in town?
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{\an8}Our intel suggests she's in town to
meet this woman. Ninotchka Kaprova.
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Ex-KGB, now freelance assassin.
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They're scheduled to meet tonight,
2000 hours.
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Find out what Lucy is up to.
Strictly surveillance.
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Do not try to apprehend her
yourselves. Max, you're in charge.
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Amy, you're second.
And, D.E.B.S., be careful.
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What does a reclusive
criminal mastermind want...
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...with a Russian trained killer?
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Your scheduled meet,
2000 hours.
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- Where'd you find her?
- Zeda tipped us.
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Said she's available. She's in
from Prague. Relocating stateside.
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- Assassin?
- Check.
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- Where's the meet?
- Les Deux Amours.
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Trendy, yet discreet.
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Cancel it.
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Why? It's all set up.
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- I don't do blind dates.
- Well, it's not a blind date...
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- ...if you know what they look like.
- Tell her I'm not coming.
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- Say I came down with something.
- Lucy, it's been two years.
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- You have to get out there.
- I am out there.
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I went out with that drummer,
the girl that talked loud.
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You didn't go out with her.
We all went out together.
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Then you lied and said you had food
poisoning, and you went home early.
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Yeah, well, she talked really loud,
even when you were right next to her.
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I know what you're trying to do.
You're trying to drown yourself...
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...in your little schemes to destroy
the world, but you need to get over it.
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- You were dumped.
- I was not dumped.
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Oh, you were dumped hard.
And that sucks.
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You took time off
to go to Antarctica or whatever.
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Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.
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But now it's time to get back
in the game, Lucy.
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You've got a date tonight with
a beautiful Russian assassin...
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...and you're gonna show up.
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- Lucy.
- Fine.
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Okay, I'll go. I'll be there.
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Just promise me you'll be open.
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- Open to what?
- Open to love.
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Hey, look. Look. Check this out.
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Ms. Petrie is handpicking girls
for the International Bureau.
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I'm gonna see if
I can get an interview.
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Think Mr. Phipps would let me
take time off after endgame?
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What are you talking about?
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I don't know. There's this
art school in Barcelona.
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Art school?
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You're the perfect score.
You could have your choice...
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...of any assignment you want
after endgame.
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- Who's your best friend?
- You are my best friend.
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What did I say to you
the very first day of academy?
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"That's my bunk, bitch."
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- Okay, after I said that.
- "D.E.B.S. stick together."
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Exactly.
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We've been through four years
of hell, and now we're top squad.
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We're just getting to the good stuff.
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So you're not gonna ruin it all
by going to art school.
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- Am I right?
- Yes. You are always right.
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You need to put it here.
Don't be an idiot for once.
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You need to speak
English or French.
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"Fringlish" is not a language.
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- D.E.B.S. Janet speaking. Over.
- Janet, put her on.
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- It's Bobby.
- I don't wanna talk to him.
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- She doesn't want to talk to you. Over.
- Bullshit! I need to talk to her.
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Copy that.
He really needs to see you.
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He should not call her.
It is embarrassing.
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Bobby, I told you, it's over.
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- Over.
- We've gotta talk.
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I'm serious. No.
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Amy, we need to talk.
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Jesus, Bobby,
what are you doing here?
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Think you guys are the only ones
onto Diamond? Everyone's here:
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The feds, the CIA.
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- Can't believe it.
- This is our stakeout.
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Always sticking their heads
in our business. It's unbelievable.
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Could you guys excuse us
for a minute?
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Why do you have to be
such a jerk about everything?
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When my girlfriend breaks
up with me for no reason...
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- ...I'm a little hostile.
- It's not for no reason.
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- Then give me one.
- I just want more.
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- More what?
- I don't know.
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- What are they saying?
- I'm not gonna spy on them.
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You are a spy, dipshit.
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- Is there somebody else?
- No. Nobody.
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- Because if there's somebody else--
- Look, I just--
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- Speak.
- I'm not in love with you.
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Well.
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I guess nobody's good enough
for Little Miss Perfect Score.
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Shut up!
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Oh, yeah, you'll be back.
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You can do this.
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Why is it I can hold the whole world
hostage...
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...I'm scared of going on
one blind date?
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Because love is harder
than crime.
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Okay, now, knock them dead.
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But not really.
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Sure.
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- Are you okay?
- Hey, she's arrived.
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{\an8}Okay, we've got visual.
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Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got lost.
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It is no problem. I was early.
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- I have that sweater.
- What?
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I have the sweater
she's wearing, but in taupe.
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Really? Where did you get it?
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- Target.
- No way.
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Silence!
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I'll have the Cobb.
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And some wine.
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- Do you--? Do you want wine?
- Vodka.
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Vodka. Please.
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Lucy Diamond, she's...
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- What?
- Real.
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- I never thought I'd see her in person.
- Yeah.
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They also have it in teal.
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So you're an assassin?
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How's that work?
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It's mostly freelance.
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So you basically, what,
you kill, like, whoever?
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Sometimes maim.
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- Maiming's more.
- What are they saying?
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They are talking about killing
and how to kill and who to kill.
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- Oh, God.
- But I do it just to pay bills.
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- Really?
- Mostly...
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...I want to be dancer.
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- Yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?
- What are you doing?
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My dad got that
when he graduated Quantico.
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Greatest dance instructor in Russia,
but I can't afford to pay, so he say:
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"My wife is cheating on me. You kill
her lover, I give you free lessons."
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Fine, okay. Oh, my gosh.
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First man was goat farmer,
so I use goat shears.
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Second man, he likes chickens, so I
took six chickens and put in thro--
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- What's wrong?
- Oh, you know, I just--
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I'm feeling really ill.
It's my stomach. I--
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- I think I have food poisoning.
- Are you blowing me?
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- What?
- Off.
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- Are you blowing me off?
- No, no, no.
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Let's do this.
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- Was it something I said?
- No. No. Look, I just--
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I just got back into town,
you know? And-- And--
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- And I just got out of this relationship--
- I'm not asking for relationship!
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It's not you. You seem really nice,
you do. It's me.
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Baby, I can change.
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Guys...
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I'm just not interested.
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Then only you will die alone.
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Head Lucy off.
Me and Dom will take the back.
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Mr. Phipps specifically ordered us
not to engage her.
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Janet...
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- Who here isn't gonna graduate?
- Me.
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- Why?
- I haven't earned my stripes.
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Oh, would that be this thing here?
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00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:03,395
And why is that?
239
00:18:03,561 --> 00:18:05,313
You need to give me
a recommendation.
240
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,816
I don't see why you just won't--
241
00:18:07,982 --> 00:18:09,442
Not what I asked.
242
00:18:09,609 --> 00:18:13,029
I need to show courage in the face
of unspeakable danger.
243
00:18:13,196 --> 00:18:15,156
Exactly.
244
00:18:15,657 --> 00:18:18,451
So quit your whining
and follow my orders.
245
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,913
Let's go!
246
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,919
Okay. I'll check the parking lot.
You go that way.
247
00:18:28,086 --> 00:18:30,004
- Stay in communication range.
- But Mr.--
248
00:18:30,171 --> 00:18:32,465
You can do this, Janet.
249
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,904
Janet, are you there?
250
00:19:11,838 --> 00:19:13,339
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my God.
251
00:19:13,506 --> 00:19:16,426
- I am so sorry.
- I'm so sorry.
252
00:19:18,011 --> 00:19:20,013
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit.
253
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,350
- You're Lucy Diamond.
- You're a D.E.B.
254
00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:26,227
You have the right to remain silent.
255
00:19:26,394 --> 00:19:28,980
- You're reading me my rights?
- Anything you say can...
256
00:19:29,147 --> 00:19:31,399
...and will be used against you.
257
00:19:39,824 --> 00:19:41,451
- Okay, here's the thing.
- Yeah?
258
00:19:41,618 --> 00:19:44,412
- I am really not up for dying today.
- Me neither.
259
00:19:44,579 --> 00:19:49,459
So I was thinking that...
260
00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:52,003
- Why don't you put your gun down.
- Put yours down.
261
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:55,924
You're the criminal, and I'm the cop,
so I think I'm more trustworthy.
262
00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:58,468
I was minding my own business
on a blind date...
263
00:19:58,635 --> 00:20:01,012
...when you guys decided
to rain shit all over me.
264
00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:05,809
Wait.
265
00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:08,019
- You were on a blind date?
- Whatever.
266
00:20:09,687 --> 00:20:12,107
- With that Russian girl?
- What?
267
00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:15,819
Nothing. I just--
I didn't know you were a--
268
00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:17,904
Why would you know?
269
00:20:19,572 --> 00:20:22,909
- That really torpedoes my thesis.
- Your thesis?
270
00:20:23,076 --> 00:20:26,204
I'm writing a term paper on you.
271
00:20:26,413 --> 00:20:29,124
- You're kidding me.
- No, it's for Capes and Capers:
272
00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:31,668
Gender Reconstruction
and the Criminal Mastermind.
273
00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:33,962
- It's a really popular class.
- Oh, come on.
274
00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:37,257
But it's hard because there's
only anecdotal evidence about you.
275
00:20:38,883 --> 00:20:42,220
I mean, nobody's actually
ever spoken to you.
276
00:20:43,179 --> 00:20:45,098
Until now.
277
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:48,101
Right. Until now.
278
00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:56,818
I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.
279
00:20:56,985 --> 00:21:00,238
Amy. Bradshaw.
D.E.B.S. Sector 1.
280
00:21:00,405 --> 00:21:02,532
Lucy Diamond.
281
00:21:02,699 --> 00:21:04,951
It's really nice to meet you.
282
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:12,625
You're still, you know,
under arrest.
283
00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:15,462
- Am I?
- Amy!
284
00:21:17,505 --> 00:21:20,258
Or you could
just let me go.
285
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,343
- I really couldn't.
- Come on.
286
00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:25,638
Haven't you ever done anything
you're not supposed to?
287
00:21:26,181 --> 00:21:28,933
- Amy, where are you?
- I'm over here.
288
00:21:30,977 --> 00:21:33,063
Son of a bitch!
289
00:21:34,147 --> 00:21:36,107
Are you okay?
We couldn't reach you.
290
00:21:36,274 --> 00:21:38,943
- I'm fine.
- Well, what happened?
291
00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:41,196
She was here.
292
00:21:41,362 --> 00:21:44,491
- Lucy Diamond was here.
- That's impossible.
293
00:21:44,908 --> 00:21:47,494
If she was here,
you'd be dead right now.
294
00:21:51,414 --> 00:21:53,416
You guys...
295
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,132
Sweet Jesus.
296
00:22:03,635 --> 00:22:05,845
Do you know what this means?
297
00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:11,601
You are the only one ever
to fight Lucy Diamond...
298
00:22:11,768 --> 00:22:14,229
...and live to tell about it.
299
00:22:21,486 --> 00:22:23,363
What a disaster!
300
00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:25,782
I am so sorry.
Leave it to the D.E.B.S.
301
00:22:25,949 --> 00:22:29,786
You're in town a week, and
they're all over you, just grabbing--
302
00:22:31,371 --> 00:22:33,164
What?
303
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:37,836
- Really, what?
- I met somebody.
304
00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:43,717
It was weird,
the thing about the dance...
305
00:22:43,883 --> 00:22:45,844
...but I had a feeling
you and Ninotchka--
306
00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:48,596
No, no, no. Scud,
Ninotchka was a train wreck.
307
00:22:48,763 --> 00:22:50,515
I'm not following you.
308
00:22:50,682 --> 00:22:53,893
Okay, first, swear to me you are
not gonna freak out about this.
309
00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:56,146
- Freak out about what?
- You know, sometimes--
310
00:22:56,312 --> 00:22:58,356
Oh, my God! Who is it?
311
00:22:59,441 --> 00:23:01,609
Okay, what do you know
about an Amy Bradshaw?
312
00:23:01,776 --> 00:23:04,612
Amy Bradshaw. The girl
from the smuggling op.
313
00:23:04,779 --> 00:23:08,241
- No.
- No.
314
00:23:13,788 --> 00:23:15,582
Oh, my God.
315
00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:18,710
Amy Bradshaw?
316
00:23:19,502 --> 00:23:21,546
Blond hair.
317
00:23:21,796 --> 00:23:23,715
Plaid skirt.
318
00:23:23,882 --> 00:23:26,676
She's a D.E.B.
Okay, not only is she a D.E.B...
319
00:23:26,843 --> 00:23:29,637
...she is the D.E.B.
She is the perfect score.
320
00:23:29,804 --> 00:23:32,182
What is that supposed to mean?
321
00:23:35,977 --> 00:23:37,854
Amy Bradshaw is
the only person ever...
322
00:23:38,021 --> 00:23:40,732
...to get a perfect score
on the secret test in the SAT.
323
00:23:40,899 --> 00:23:42,984
- Give me the keys.
- Are you listening?
324
00:23:43,151 --> 00:23:45,070
Perfect score means perfect spy.
325
00:23:45,236 --> 00:23:48,365
She is their pride and joy,
she is literally their poster child.
326
00:23:48,531 --> 00:23:51,701
Well, their poster child doesn't
know it yet, but she's into me.
327
00:23:52,327 --> 00:23:53,495
You can't be serious.
328
00:23:53,661 --> 00:23:56,664
Would you say back on the horse?
329
00:24:00,168 --> 00:24:02,253
Where are you going?
330
00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:05,173
Back.
331
00:24:13,890 --> 00:24:16,684
P.S. She's straight!
332
00:24:38,623 --> 00:24:40,583
You stay here.
333
00:24:42,711 --> 00:24:44,546
Lucy, I beg of you--
334
00:24:51,010 --> 00:24:54,639
All right, D.E.B.S.
Show me what you're made of.
335
00:25:41,603 --> 00:25:43,521
- Amy.
- Oh, my God!
336
00:25:44,856 --> 00:25:46,733
Jesus!
337
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:48,485
Okay, just hold on.
338
00:25:54,783 --> 00:25:57,118
- What are you doing here?
- I wanted to see you.
339
00:25:57,285 --> 00:25:58,745
Why?
340
00:26:00,163 --> 00:26:04,667
Well, I was thinking about what
you said about your paper.
341
00:26:05,543 --> 00:26:06,961
My thesis?
342
00:26:07,128 --> 00:26:09,964
I think it's stupid for you
to do outdated research...
343
00:26:10,131 --> 00:26:12,342
...when you could come
straight to the source.
344
00:26:12,801 --> 00:26:14,094
You?
345
00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:17,305
Come out with me.
I'll let you ask me anything.
346
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,101
- I can't go out with you.
- Why not?
347
00:26:22,018 --> 00:26:24,396
Like, a zillion reasons.
348
00:26:28,358 --> 00:26:31,111
Well, now you have
to come out with me.
349
00:26:51,464 --> 00:26:53,174
Janet, what are you doing here?
350
00:26:53,341 --> 00:26:56,928
I don't know who that is,
but he ruined my sweater!
351
00:26:57,095 --> 00:26:59,806
- I don't know who you think you are.
- Janet, no!
352
00:27:05,854 --> 00:27:07,772
Did you go to Dalton?
353
00:27:07,939 --> 00:27:09,566
Yeah.
354
00:27:23,747 --> 00:27:26,166
- Where are you taking us?
- Where do you want to go?
355
00:27:26,374 --> 00:27:28,293
Home!
356
00:27:31,796 --> 00:27:33,673
What are you doing?
357
00:28:01,409 --> 00:28:03,328
Come on.
358
00:28:06,915 --> 00:28:08,708
Look, these tunnels
go on for miles...
359
00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:12,045
...so you guys could be lost
in there for days, even weeks.
360
00:28:15,715 --> 00:28:17,550
Okay. Suit yourself.
361
00:28:41,408 --> 00:28:43,284
I have to pee.
362
00:29:41,551 --> 00:29:44,429
- Want a beer?
- No.
363
00:29:46,139 --> 00:29:47,932
Come on.
364
00:30:01,946 --> 00:30:03,698
Sit down.
365
00:30:18,463 --> 00:30:20,673
So how long you been a D.E.B.?
366
00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:24,677
You're gonna have to talk to me
sooner or later.
367
00:30:24,886 --> 00:30:27,931
I don't know what you expect
to accomplish by bringing me here.
368
00:30:28,098 --> 00:30:32,811
Lighten up. I know there are a load of
questions you're just dying to ask me.
369
00:30:33,561 --> 00:30:35,980
Come on, tell me about your thesis.
370
00:30:38,691 --> 00:30:41,903
- It's stupid.
- Well, try me.
371
00:30:45,073 --> 00:30:47,534
I guess my central hypothesis...
372
00:30:47,701 --> 00:30:51,079
...is that as a woman operating
in a male-dominated field...
373
00:30:51,246 --> 00:30:53,456
...you felt the need
to overcompensate...
374
00:30:53,623 --> 00:30:56,418
...by being exponentially
more ruthless and diabolical...
375
00:30:56,584 --> 00:30:59,421
...than your established
male counterparts.
376
00:30:59,587 --> 00:31:00,755
I am not more ruthless.
377
00:31:00,922 --> 00:31:05,593
I think an argument could be made
that you are, i.e. we're here.
378
00:31:07,095 --> 00:31:08,972
That's interesting.
379
00:31:10,306 --> 00:31:12,267
Continue.
380
00:31:12,434 --> 00:31:15,603
And I think that these
psychological forces combine...
381
00:31:15,770 --> 00:31:18,022
...to create a kind of emotional void...
382
00:31:18,189 --> 00:31:21,943
...in which you're incapable
of loving or being loved.
383
00:31:22,110 --> 00:31:24,446
- See, that is so not true.
- What?
384
00:31:24,612 --> 00:31:28,283
- I'm open to love. I am!
- I'm sorry. It's just a theory.
385
00:31:28,450 --> 00:31:30,744
Well, what the hell do you know
about it anyway?
386
00:31:31,036 --> 00:31:32,704
Nothing.
387
00:31:34,956 --> 00:31:39,377
I just broke up with my boyfriend,
like, five hours ago.
388
00:31:43,089 --> 00:31:44,966
I'm sorry, that sucks.
389
00:31:45,842 --> 00:31:47,427
Thanks.
390
00:31:51,222 --> 00:31:53,183
Why did you break up with him?
391
00:31:53,349 --> 00:31:56,603
I don't know, it just, it wasn't...
392
00:31:56,770 --> 00:31:59,564
I think love should be irresistible,
like a drug.
393
00:31:59,773 --> 00:32:03,610
I think when it happens you should
just not be able to help yourself.
394
00:32:03,777 --> 00:32:06,321
I just-- I wanted...
395
00:32:06,488 --> 00:32:08,156
...more.
396
00:32:10,116 --> 00:32:13,036
- Babbling.
- No.
397
00:32:13,203 --> 00:32:14,662
You're not at all.
398
00:32:15,121 --> 00:32:17,540
This is so weird. I...
399
00:32:18,792 --> 00:32:21,669
- Why aren't you killing me?
- Not into that.
400
00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:24,464
But you killed those agents
in Antarctica.
401
00:32:24,672 --> 00:32:27,550
They died of frostbite or something.
I never even met them.
402
00:32:27,717 --> 00:32:30,095
- And those ATF guys in Peru?
- Ebola.
403
00:32:34,349 --> 00:32:37,060
You're so not what I expected.
404
00:32:37,644 --> 00:32:39,479
Well, I think that's a good thing.
405
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,783
- So, what's up with Ninotchka?
- Oh, God, she was such a headcase.
406
00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:54,452
- Where do you meet someone like that?
- Jesus Christ!
407
00:33:05,588 --> 00:33:07,507
Yes!
408
00:33:11,344 --> 00:33:13,263
Correct me if I'm wrong...
409
00:33:13,430 --> 00:33:16,141
...but your friend appears
to be hitting on my friend.
410
00:33:16,474 --> 00:33:20,186
- You're not wrong.
- Yeah, but my friend's not into that.
411
00:33:23,898 --> 00:33:26,401
So Bobby's just, like, all over me,
and I just--
412
00:33:26,568 --> 00:33:28,778
I just feel like he doesn't get me,
you know?
413
00:33:28,945 --> 00:33:31,156
Do you ever feel like
nobody understands you?
414
00:33:31,322 --> 00:33:32,866
Yes, all the time.
415
00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:40,331
I am really glad I met you.
416
00:33:40,498 --> 00:33:43,043
I'm really glad I met you too.
417
00:33:52,427 --> 00:33:54,304
I should go.
418
00:33:54,471 --> 00:33:56,306
Okay.
419
00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:04,314
Am I gonna see you again?
420
00:34:05,315 --> 00:34:07,859
Do you wanna see me again?
421
00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:12,489
I mean, I'm breaking,
like, eight federal statutes...
422
00:34:12,655 --> 00:34:15,533
- ...being here with you right now.
- Yes, I know.
423
00:34:17,035 --> 00:34:20,037
I could get kicked out
of the D.E.B.S. for this.
424
00:34:20,789 --> 00:34:22,707
For what?
425
00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:31,591
Oh, my God!
She almost kissed you.
426
00:34:33,676 --> 00:34:36,595
You almost let her!
427
00:34:43,019 --> 00:34:44,813
You owe me 50 bucks.
428
00:34:44,979 --> 00:34:46,898
- Amy.
- Take me home.
429
00:34:47,064 --> 00:34:49,526
- It's okay.
- Take me home.
430
00:34:58,325 --> 00:34:59,869
- Amy.
- What?
431
00:35:00,035 --> 00:35:02,747
- Well, when can I see you again?
- You can't.
432
00:35:03,164 --> 00:35:06,126
- Come on.
- I'm serious. We cannot do this again.
433
00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:08,002
Amy.
434
00:35:08,461 --> 00:35:10,255
I have to go.
435
00:35:11,047 --> 00:35:13,425
I'm gonna come find you.
436
00:35:21,891 --> 00:35:23,935
- What just happened?
- Nothing happened.
437
00:35:24,102 --> 00:35:28,064
She was totally going to kiss you.
You're so into her.
438
00:35:28,231 --> 00:35:29,649
I am not!
439
00:35:29,816 --> 00:35:34,529
You violated a prime directive.
Plus, hello, it's a girl.
440
00:35:34,696 --> 00:35:36,865
- You're so busted.
- No, I'm not.
441
00:35:37,032 --> 00:35:39,200
You violated the section codes
as much as me.
442
00:35:39,367 --> 00:35:41,119
D.E.B.S. Code Section 1, Article 2:
443
00:35:41,286 --> 00:35:44,706
"D.E.B.S. will not consort with a known
enemy, under penalty of treason."
444
00:35:44,873 --> 00:35:46,166
I was not consorting.
445
00:35:46,332 --> 00:35:49,044
- You exchanged e-mails with Scud.
- That's not the same.
446
00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:52,297
You got drunk and nearly got
the chancellor of Bulgaria killed.
447
00:35:52,464 --> 00:35:55,133
- That wasn't my fault.
- Remember how I covered for you?
448
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:58,219
I never told anybody.
If Max found about that...
449
00:35:58,386 --> 00:36:02,348
...you would never ever get
your stripes and never graduate.
450
00:36:03,641 --> 00:36:06,603
- I can't believe you.
- Not a word. Nothing happened.
451
00:36:23,745 --> 00:36:25,497
Where have you been?
452
00:36:27,999 --> 00:36:30,627
I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.
453
00:36:30,794 --> 00:36:33,296
I was really upset...
454
00:36:34,130 --> 00:36:36,257
...about Bobby.
455
00:36:36,424 --> 00:36:38,510
Yeah, Bobby.
456
00:36:38,802 --> 00:36:41,971
Oh, yeah. I forgot, I'm sorry.
457
00:36:43,473 --> 00:36:47,185
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
458
00:36:47,435 --> 00:36:49,437
Good.
459
00:36:49,604 --> 00:36:52,899
You know, I can't stop thinking
about Lucy Diamond.
460
00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:56,111
- You too?
- Yeah, I feel like she's playing...
461
00:36:56,277 --> 00:37:00,281
...some type of sick game
of cat and mouse with us.
462
00:37:00,949 --> 00:37:02,701
I don't know.
463
00:37:02,867 --> 00:37:05,453
Hey, but you guys
be careful, okay?
464
00:37:06,871 --> 00:37:08,707
Good night.
465
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,971
Yeah. Be careful.
466
00:37:33,857 --> 00:37:36,443
Oh, my God, is it true?
Did you fight Lucy Diamond?
467
00:37:36,609 --> 00:37:38,862
I heard you cut off her hand.
Does she have her hand?
468
00:37:39,028 --> 00:37:42,991
Yes, she still has both of her hands.
God.
469
00:37:43,158 --> 00:37:45,368
- Everybody's talking about it.
- About what?
470
00:37:45,535 --> 00:37:47,620
How you met Lucy
and lived to tell about it.
471
00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:50,540
They're calling you a hero,
when, really, you're a slut.
472
00:37:50,707 --> 00:37:52,917
- You shut up.
- A gay slut.
473
00:37:53,084 --> 00:37:56,171
- I'm not gay!
- Ms. Petrie wants to see you.
474
00:37:56,337 --> 00:37:58,506
What? Janet!
475
00:38:14,105 --> 00:38:16,316
- What's going on?
- Madam Petrie.
476
00:38:16,483 --> 00:38:19,360
- She's coming down.
- Here? Why?
477
00:38:19,527 --> 00:38:21,404
She never comes here.
478
00:38:25,325 --> 00:38:28,119
- Ms. Petrie, I would just like to say--
- Who are you?
479
00:38:28,745 --> 00:38:31,539
- Max Brewer.
- Max Brewer, my time is precious.
480
00:38:31,706 --> 00:38:36,461
- You're wasting it. Where's the girl?
- Bradshaw comma Amy?
481
00:38:41,966 --> 00:38:43,510
You.
482
00:38:45,011 --> 00:38:47,972
Excellent. Well, take one over here.
483
00:38:50,892 --> 00:38:52,560
Right there.
484
00:38:53,686 --> 00:38:55,480
Excellent. Sit.
485
00:39:00,985 --> 00:39:02,737
Chill.
486
00:39:07,158 --> 00:39:08,827
First...
487
00:39:08,993 --> 00:39:10,161
- Amy.
- Amy.
488
00:39:10,328 --> 00:39:13,665
Let me just say how delighted
I am to meet you.
489
00:39:13,832 --> 00:39:16,126
When I heard that one
of our own girls...
490
00:39:16,292 --> 00:39:19,796
...had actually engaged Lucy Diamond
and lived to tell the tale...
491
00:39:19,963 --> 00:39:22,090
I mean, Fred, over at
Central Intelligence...
492
00:39:22,257 --> 00:39:25,135
...nearly peed his pants,
he was so jealous.
493
00:39:25,301 --> 00:39:29,472
This stunt is really going to
put the academy on the map.
494
00:39:29,639 --> 00:39:32,934
Lisa from Interpol called
to extend her congratulations.
495
00:39:33,101 --> 00:39:35,228
I'll bet.
496
00:39:35,395 --> 00:39:37,605
This is just too much fun!
497
00:39:38,022 --> 00:39:39,315
Now, Alice--
498
00:39:39,482 --> 00:39:40,525
- Amy.
- Amy.
499
00:39:40,692 --> 00:39:43,903
We are going to need a description
of the encounter.
500
00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:46,197
- The encounter?
- Everything that happened...
501
00:39:46,364 --> 00:39:48,950
...no matter how small
or seemingly irrelevant.
502
00:39:49,409 --> 00:39:51,786
- Why?
- To develop a profile, of course.
503
00:39:51,953 --> 00:39:55,498
Nobody's ever been this close
to Lucy Diamond before.
504
00:39:55,749 --> 00:40:00,003
You, for all intents and purposes,
are our leading expert.
505
00:40:01,087 --> 00:40:03,381
I don't think I'm an expert at all.
506
00:40:04,257 --> 00:40:06,342
You underestimate yourself.
507
00:40:07,635 --> 00:40:11,181
I took the liberty of accessing
your private files.
508
00:40:11,347 --> 00:40:13,808
- What?
- "It's a Man's World:
509
00:40:13,975 --> 00:40:18,813
Lucy Diamond and the Psychology
of Cultural Criminality."
510
00:40:19,064 --> 00:40:20,774
- Oh, God.
- "Lucy Diamond...
511
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:25,403
...is at once a narcissistic sociopath
and a victimized girl-child...
512
00:40:25,570 --> 00:40:28,281
...eternally searching for
the love of her father.
513
00:40:28,448 --> 00:40:32,243
Her crimes could be viewed
as a desperate cry for help.
514
00:40:32,410 --> 00:40:37,916
The more she steals,
the deeper her feeling of emptiness."
515
00:40:42,253 --> 00:40:44,381
- Annie--
- Amy.
516
00:40:44,547 --> 00:40:48,051
I think you identify
with Lucy Diamond.
517
00:40:48,218 --> 00:40:52,013
I think she sees your pathos.
518
00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:55,975
You've got some dangerous
union symbiosis going on.
519
00:40:56,142 --> 00:41:00,230
What's that movie with Jodie and the
dog falls in the well with the lotion?
520
00:41:00,397 --> 00:41:03,066
- Silence of the Lambs.
- You're the lamb, Amy.
521
00:41:03,441 --> 00:41:06,361
We can use that to our advantage.
522
00:41:09,656 --> 00:41:12,033
I'm putting you in charge
of this investigation.
523
00:41:12,951 --> 00:41:14,244
What?
524
00:41:15,161 --> 00:41:18,331
You are hereby promoted
to squad captain.
525
00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:20,542
No.
526
00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:22,919
Is there a problem?
527
00:41:24,754 --> 00:41:27,298
Excuse me, ma'am, but I am
the captain of this squad.
528
00:41:27,465 --> 00:41:29,217
- Miss...?
- Brewer.
529
00:41:29,384 --> 00:41:34,097
Brewer. There is a killer on the loose.
There is no time for egos.
530
00:41:34,305 --> 00:41:37,767
This is not the Girl Scouts,
this is espionage!
531
00:41:39,519 --> 00:41:41,896
We have a chance
to do something here.
532
00:41:43,565 --> 00:41:46,443
You have a chance
to do something.
533
00:41:46,609 --> 00:41:48,903
Don't let us down.
534
00:41:51,865 --> 00:41:53,783
Ready your troops.
535
00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:56,411
You head out at 1400.
536
00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:02,292
That's all.
537
00:42:08,757 --> 00:42:10,425
Max!
538
00:42:12,761 --> 00:42:15,555
- Max. Max.
- What?
539
00:42:16,056 --> 00:42:19,601
I didn't mean for this to happen,
I swear. I don't even wanna be captain.
540
00:42:19,809 --> 00:42:22,729
That's just it.
You don't even want it.
541
00:42:22,896 --> 00:42:25,398
Boys fall at your feet, the school
kisses your ass...
542
00:42:25,565 --> 00:42:29,235
...and Mrs. Petrie makes you
squad captain.
543
00:42:30,070 --> 00:42:33,865
You'd be just as happy drawing
in your stupid little book.
544
00:42:34,366 --> 00:42:36,618
I don't understand why you have
to take away...
545
00:42:36,785 --> 00:42:39,788
...the only thing I have going for me.
546
00:42:39,996 --> 00:42:42,082
- Oh, Max--
- Just--
547
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,463
Whatever.
548
00:42:49,130 --> 00:42:50,882
It's fine.
549
00:42:51,508 --> 00:42:55,011
- Just promise me one thing.
- What?
550
00:42:56,679 --> 00:42:58,264
You catch the bitch.
551
00:42:59,933 --> 00:43:05,688
Lucy Diamond's on the move!
Robbery in progress! Code 99!
552
00:43:22,872 --> 00:43:25,125
The bank employees
are being held hostage.
553
00:43:25,291 --> 00:43:27,585
Lucy and her cohorts
are still inside.
554
00:43:27,752 --> 00:43:30,296
Apprehend the suspect,
recover the money.
555
00:43:30,463 --> 00:43:32,298
The bank is coming up
on your left.
556
00:43:32,465 --> 00:43:34,592
D.E.B.S., be careful.
557
00:43:41,391 --> 00:43:43,435
D.E.B.S. spotted en route.
ETA two minutes.
558
00:43:43,601 --> 00:43:45,478
Copy that.
559
00:43:52,819 --> 00:43:55,238
D.E.B.S. en route, two minutes.
560
00:43:55,947 --> 00:43:58,074
Do I look okay?
561
00:43:58,783 --> 00:44:00,994
This is retarded.
562
00:44:11,629 --> 00:44:14,049
- Bradshaw?
- What?
563
00:44:15,091 --> 00:44:16,885
The plan?
564
00:44:17,052 --> 00:44:19,637
Oh, okay. Formation
Alpha Kappa Gamma.
565
00:44:23,224 --> 00:44:25,351
Let's do this!
566
00:45:01,888 --> 00:45:03,973
What was that?
567
00:45:04,557 --> 00:45:06,434
She's here.
568
00:45:06,768 --> 00:45:08,937
She's watching us.
569
00:45:09,104 --> 00:45:11,147
Jesus.
570
00:45:15,485 --> 00:45:16,945
Come here.
571
00:45:17,112 --> 00:45:18,696
I can't.
572
00:45:18,863 --> 00:45:21,533
- Come here.
- I can't.
573
00:45:23,159 --> 00:45:24,786
What are you doing?
574
00:45:24,953 --> 00:45:27,163
Nothing. Let's go.
575
00:45:40,844 --> 00:45:42,929
We'll be right back.
576
00:45:49,477 --> 00:45:52,021
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.
577
00:45:53,273 --> 00:45:55,525
- What?
- It's a trap.
578
00:45:55,692 --> 00:45:58,403
- Whatever.
- Wait!
579
00:45:59,195 --> 00:46:01,031
Why are you giving me
such a hard time?
580
00:46:02,574 --> 00:46:04,117
This is great.
581
00:46:04,284 --> 00:46:07,162
If you're gonna do the job,
do the job right.
582
00:46:07,328 --> 00:46:11,332
Creepy shadows, no bad guys,
enclosed space. Trap.
583
00:46:13,293 --> 00:46:16,087
- You think I can't handle it?
- No.
584
00:46:16,254 --> 00:46:18,715
I know that you can't handle it.
585
00:46:19,090 --> 00:46:21,593
I don't care if you are
the perfect score.
586
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,678
Perfect whore.
587
00:46:24,095 --> 00:46:29,059
You wouldn't know Alpha Gamma
if it was tattooed on your forehead.
588
00:46:29,225 --> 00:46:32,353
- Guys.
- This is stupid. We are going to die.
589
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,273
No, it's okay.
590
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,650
As your senior officer...
591
00:46:37,901 --> 00:46:42,072
...I order you
to secure the vault, soldier.
592
00:46:43,323 --> 00:46:46,910
- You order me?
- You heard me.
593
00:46:49,621 --> 00:46:51,539
Fine.
594
00:47:02,384 --> 00:47:03,927
See, that wasn't so hard.
595
00:47:04,094 --> 00:47:06,346
I think you guys owe me an ap--
596
00:47:12,102 --> 00:47:13,186
Trap.
597
00:47:17,524 --> 00:47:21,027
- What are you doing here?
- I wanted to apologize for last night.
598
00:47:21,194 --> 00:47:23,405
I was-- I was out of line.
599
00:47:23,571 --> 00:47:26,408
- You have to release them.
- Who?
600
00:47:27,701 --> 00:47:29,953
The hostages.
And put back the money.
601
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,664
This thing has gotten
way out of hand.
602
00:47:32,872 --> 00:47:36,459
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
603
00:47:40,463 --> 00:47:42,590
Please don't smoke.
604
00:47:43,133 --> 00:47:44,759
Please?
605
00:47:47,929 --> 00:47:50,724
Oh, my God,
tell her not to smoke.
606
00:47:50,932 --> 00:47:53,643
There's not enough oxygen.
We're gonna run out of air...
607
00:47:53,810 --> 00:47:55,478
...and we're gonna be all faint...
608
00:47:55,645 --> 00:47:58,857
...and the air that's gonna be left
is gonna be toxic.
609
00:48:10,910 --> 00:48:12,912
This is bullshit.
610
00:48:13,288 --> 00:48:16,332
This cannot get any worse.
611
00:48:18,334 --> 00:48:19,502
Trap.
612
00:48:19,711 --> 00:48:22,088
Don't you understand?
I can't be here.
613
00:48:22,255 --> 00:48:24,549
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to stress you out.
614
00:48:24,716 --> 00:48:25,967
I'm not stressed out!
615
00:48:27,177 --> 00:48:29,721
- No. No!
- This is not possible.
616
00:48:29,929 --> 00:48:32,015
I'm such a freak.
You must think I'm a freak.
617
00:48:32,182 --> 00:48:34,559
- I don't.
- I'm sorry I wigged out last night.
618
00:48:34,726 --> 00:48:35,977
- It's okay.
- It's just...
619
00:48:36,144 --> 00:48:38,980
...I don't want you to get
the wrong idea.
620
00:48:41,274 --> 00:48:43,359
- Yeah, okay.
- I mean...
621
00:48:43,526 --> 00:48:45,862
- I mean, I really like you.
- Right.
622
00:48:46,029 --> 00:48:51,326
But I don't, like, like you.
623
00:48:53,953 --> 00:48:56,998
Yeah. Yeah, I gathered.
624
00:48:57,165 --> 00:49:00,418
That's why I brought you here,
so we could clear the air between us.
625
00:49:00,585 --> 00:49:03,713
It's really sweet of you
to go to all this trouble...
626
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:08,343
...the chute and all. But my friends
are gonna wonder where I am.
627
00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:10,428
- No, they're not.
- Why?
628
00:49:10,595 --> 00:49:12,430
No reason.
629
00:49:13,681 --> 00:49:15,308
Lucy!
630
00:49:15,767 --> 00:49:18,686
- Going to be squashed!
- Oh, no! Oh, no!
631
00:49:18,895 --> 00:49:20,480
- Oh, my God. Lucy!
- Come on.
632
00:49:20,647 --> 00:49:22,982
It's not like they're gonna die
or anything.
633
00:49:23,191 --> 00:49:26,945
No! No! Oh, no!
634
00:49:27,112 --> 00:49:28,947
Let them out. I'm serious.
635
00:49:29,155 --> 00:49:33,034
Okay. Jesus. Booby trap
deactivated. Happy?
636
00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:41,960
That wasn't funny.
637
00:49:42,127 --> 00:49:43,670
It was kind of funny.
638
00:49:45,422 --> 00:49:47,173
I can't.
639
00:49:49,092 --> 00:49:52,053
- I gotta go.
- No, no, I'll go.
640
00:49:53,930 --> 00:49:56,975
I understand this whole thing
isn't gonna work out between us...
641
00:49:57,142 --> 00:50:01,354
...because, obviously, I misinterpreted
the whole situation. But...
642
00:50:03,523 --> 00:50:07,944
I just want you to know that last night
was the most alive I've felt in a while.
643
00:50:08,445 --> 00:50:12,782
So I guess I'll see you around.
Same Bat-time or whatever.
644
00:50:28,465 --> 00:50:30,633
Come with me.
645
00:50:31,885 --> 00:50:33,970
Come on.
What do you have to lose?
646
00:50:35,221 --> 00:50:37,098
Everything.
647
00:50:59,913 --> 00:51:02,791
Oh, my gosh.
Lucy Diamond has Amy.
648
00:51:02,957 --> 00:51:05,543
You guys, she's been kidnapped.
649
00:51:08,963 --> 00:51:10,757
A D.E.B. is down.
650
00:51:11,341 --> 00:51:13,676
We will spare no expense.
651
00:51:13,843 --> 00:51:16,096
We will leave no rock unturned.
652
00:51:16,262 --> 00:51:21,351
We will not rest until we see
that she comes back safely.
653
00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:30,568
No, no!
654
00:51:47,460 --> 00:51:50,463
No way! Are you...?
655
00:51:50,672 --> 00:51:52,132
I know.
656
00:52:02,392 --> 00:52:04,144
Amy, where are you?
657
00:52:04,310 --> 00:52:06,396
I know you're out playing hooky
with Lucy...
658
00:52:06,563 --> 00:52:10,150
...but they have the whole school
looking for you. Bobby, everybody.
659
00:52:10,316 --> 00:52:11,568
Call me.
660
00:52:11,735 --> 00:52:15,155
You know where she is?
Do you know where she is?
661
00:52:15,321 --> 00:52:17,699
How about this?
Do you wanna answer me?
662
00:52:25,373 --> 00:52:28,334
Amy, oh, my God, if you don't
come back, I'm telling.
663
00:52:28,501 --> 00:52:31,963
I am telling your mother. I'm calling
her and telling her right now.
664
00:53:01,326 --> 00:53:06,289
Seriously, Amy, I'm sorry I left
such a mean message. Just...
665
00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:11,044
Please, come home.
666
00:53:23,515 --> 00:53:26,601
So then this mysterious man
shows up at my high school...
667
00:53:26,768 --> 00:53:29,020
...and hands me this letter
which is, like:
668
00:53:29,187 --> 00:53:32,649
"Congratulations, you've just been
accepted into Jameson University."
669
00:53:32,816 --> 00:53:36,611
And I'm like, "I didn't apply
to Jameson University."
670
00:53:36,778 --> 00:53:39,948
The government's
freaky that way.
671
00:53:40,115 --> 00:53:41,700
Yeah.
672
00:53:43,993 --> 00:53:48,164
So, what does it measure,
this secret test in the SAT?
673
00:53:48,331 --> 00:53:50,333
I don't know.
674
00:53:52,001 --> 00:53:56,297
- You never asked?
- No. It measures spy stuff.
675
00:53:59,384 --> 00:54:01,761
- What?
- It's just weird that you let...
676
00:54:01,928 --> 00:54:05,932
...this test decide what you're gonna
be, and you don't even know what it is.
677
00:54:06,474 --> 00:54:10,979
It doesn't decide what I'm gonna be.
It's an aptitude test.
678
00:54:11,479 --> 00:54:14,816
It measures aptitude, I guess.
679
00:54:15,024 --> 00:54:16,693
Okay.
680
00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:20,196
- You should do what you're good at.
- No, you should do what you love.
681
00:54:20,363 --> 00:54:22,157
I am doing what I love.
682
00:54:22,323 --> 00:54:25,326
- Why are you psychoanalyzing me?
- I'm not psychoanalyzing you.
683
00:54:25,493 --> 00:54:28,913
I mean, just because I'm not
some badass master criminal...
684
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,541
...doesn't mean that
what I do is not important.
685
00:54:31,708 --> 00:54:34,878
- I didn't say it wasn't important.
- Do you love a life of crime?
686
00:54:35,045 --> 00:54:37,881
- Yeah, I do.
- So you get a kick out of...
687
00:54:38,048 --> 00:54:40,884
...taking money from hard-working,
honest people.
688
00:54:41,051 --> 00:54:42,552
- What is your problem?
- I just--
689
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,638
- I don't think you should judge me.
- I'm not.
690
00:54:45,805 --> 00:54:48,641
I'm not the one that got picked
out of a gajillion people...
691
00:54:48,808 --> 00:54:51,936
...to be Miss Super-Duper
Crime-Fighting Goody-Two-Shoes.
692
00:54:52,228 --> 00:54:55,023
I've never been perfect at anything.
693
00:54:59,319 --> 00:55:00,945
Look...
694
00:55:01,446 --> 00:55:05,450
...I didn't even wanna be a criminal.
I wanted to be a pirate.
695
00:55:07,535 --> 00:55:10,080
Pirates are criminals.
696
00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:13,458
Whoops.
697
00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:17,212
I wanted to go to art school.
698
00:55:17,670 --> 00:55:19,547
- Art school?
- In Barcelona.
699
00:55:19,923 --> 00:55:22,550
- You should go, you should do it.
- Maybe.
700
00:55:23,301 --> 00:55:27,013
After I make the world safe
from people like you.
701
00:55:31,643 --> 00:55:33,686
I don't know what the test saw in me.
702
00:55:33,853 --> 00:55:38,691
Everybody thinks I am gonna
make this perfect spy but me.
703
00:55:40,276 --> 00:55:42,612
I guess I'm proving them
all wrong now.
704
00:55:45,990 --> 00:55:48,410
Is that what you're doing with me?
705
00:55:48,576 --> 00:55:49,911
Sabotaging your spy career?
706
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:54,165
I'm here because I feel more
like me when I'm with you...
707
00:55:55,208 --> 00:55:58,628
...than I do when I'm with me.
708
00:55:59,879 --> 00:56:01,756
Look, let's just...
709
00:56:01,923 --> 00:56:04,050
...forget we're here, okay?
710
00:56:04,217 --> 00:56:06,928
Let's pretend we're in Barcelona,
you're in art school...
711
00:56:07,095 --> 00:56:09,431
...and I'm renting sailboats
to tourists.
712
00:56:10,515 --> 00:56:15,019
And nobody is a superhero,
nobody is a villain, we're just us.
713
00:56:41,212 --> 00:56:43,506
Max here.
This better be really good.
714
00:56:44,507 --> 00:56:48,386
- You are the D.E.B.S.?
- Who is this?
715
00:56:49,054 --> 00:56:51,639
I know where your friend is.
716
00:56:52,182 --> 00:56:54,476
We've got a lead on Amy. Let's go.
717
00:56:59,272 --> 00:57:01,191
Oh, no, no, no...
718
00:57:07,238 --> 00:57:09,366
Get your ass over here.
719
00:57:09,991 --> 00:57:12,035
We got a lead on Amy.
720
00:57:13,536 --> 00:57:16,581
And no boys upstairs
after curfew.
721
00:57:17,624 --> 00:57:19,626
Out.
722
00:57:21,753 --> 00:57:24,005
Pick up, pick up, pick up...
723
00:57:44,567 --> 00:57:47,070
- My God. I'm so sorry.
- Did you just snap my bra?
724
00:57:47,278 --> 00:57:48,530
- No.
- Yeah, you did.
725
00:57:59,999 --> 00:58:04,129
- That hasn't happened since 6th grade.
- I was trying to be smooth.
726
00:58:05,422 --> 00:58:07,757
- What? You did it first.
- You're dead.
727
00:58:11,803 --> 00:58:15,557
And bingo!
I am the god of Bingo.
728
00:58:15,849 --> 00:58:17,642
Breach.
729
00:58:27,318 --> 00:58:31,239
Bingo. Bingo. Bingo.
730
00:58:31,406 --> 00:58:33,366
Bingo!
731
00:58:39,831 --> 00:58:40,915
Damn it!
732
00:58:41,124 --> 00:58:44,544
- Say mercy. Come on. Say mercy.
- No. No. No.
733
00:58:46,588 --> 00:58:48,256
- Do you give? Do you gi--?
- No.
734
00:58:53,845 --> 00:58:56,056
Do you love me?
735
00:58:57,390 --> 00:58:58,683
Yes.
736
00:59:07,358 --> 00:59:09,027
Come on.
737
00:59:11,154 --> 00:59:13,823
What the hell?
738
00:59:14,032 --> 00:59:16,159
I couldn't stop them.
739
00:59:16,326 --> 00:59:18,995
- You look nice.
- Thanks.
740
00:59:19,162 --> 00:59:20,330
What?
741
00:59:20,497 --> 00:59:22,999
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
742
00:59:24,667 --> 00:59:26,294
Let's go.
743
00:59:26,461 --> 00:59:28,004
Sorry.
744
01:00:01,079 --> 01:00:03,206
Oh, God.
745
01:00:05,291 --> 01:00:07,794
It is not what you think.
746
01:00:17,178 --> 01:00:19,556
I hope it was worth it.
747
01:00:21,725 --> 01:00:25,186
You really should
check your messages.
748
01:00:32,944 --> 01:00:35,113
Look, it'll be okay.
749
01:00:36,656 --> 01:00:38,491
No, it won't.
750
01:01:02,599 --> 01:01:04,476
This is a nightmare.
751
01:01:04,642 --> 01:01:07,520
This is--
This is not happening.
752
01:01:19,783 --> 01:01:21,576
Are you kidding me?
753
01:01:21,743 --> 01:01:24,245
We conduct a nationwide
manhunt for you...
754
01:01:24,412 --> 01:01:26,164
...and you're boning the suspect?
755
01:01:26,581 --> 01:01:29,459
What did you think this was,
a joke?
756
01:01:29,626 --> 01:01:33,546
"Let's divert federal resources
and man-hours...
757
01:01:33,713 --> 01:01:36,508
...so I can have my collegiate
lesbian fling in style."
758
01:01:36,674 --> 01:01:39,010
I was doing research.
759
01:01:39,177 --> 01:01:41,179
I'll bet.
760
01:01:42,931 --> 01:01:46,726
Treason. Consorting
with the enemy.
761
01:01:46,893 --> 01:01:49,187
Aiding and abetting.
762
01:01:49,521 --> 01:01:53,191
I'm going to be the laughingstock
of the entire intelligence community.
763
01:01:53,358 --> 01:01:56,986
I am going to send you
so far away...
764
01:01:57,153 --> 01:02:00,198
...that luxuries like
toilet paper and Diet Coke...
765
01:02:00,365 --> 01:02:02,951
...will be as a distant dream to you.
766
01:02:03,118 --> 01:02:04,869
Ms. Petrie.
767
01:02:06,496 --> 01:02:07,789
Is somebody talking to me?
768
01:02:07,956 --> 01:02:10,500
Because that would be extremely
ill-advised right now.
769
01:02:10,667 --> 01:02:13,670
Ms. Petrie, this infraction is
a considerable embarrassment...
770
01:02:13,837 --> 01:02:17,549
- ...to you and the academy, right?
- Have I not been speaking in English?
771
01:02:17,716 --> 01:02:20,760
Well, there is a way that
we can turn it all around.
772
01:02:21,594 --> 01:02:23,304
Explain.
773
01:02:23,638 --> 01:02:26,766
Make Amy D.E.B. of the year
next week at endgame.
774
01:02:27,976 --> 01:02:30,186
Nobody knows
what happened tonight but us.
775
01:02:30,729 --> 01:02:35,358
What good would it do to send
Amy to Siberia? Nothing.
776
01:02:35,525 --> 01:02:40,822
Your pride and joy will be disgraced,
and for what?
777
01:02:40,989 --> 01:02:44,075
Exactly.
So here's what we're gonna do.
778
01:02:44,242 --> 01:02:46,161
Tomorrow we're gonna go
to class...
779
01:02:46,327 --> 01:02:48,913
...and we're gonna report
that we rescued Amy...
780
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:50,915
...just in the nick of time.
781
01:02:51,082 --> 01:02:54,169
And Amy is gonna act
traumatized but cool.
782
01:02:54,335 --> 01:02:57,881
And she will go to endgame
on Saturday with Bobby.
783
01:02:58,089 --> 01:03:01,009
And she'll give a speech
about how she battled Lucy...
784
01:03:01,176 --> 01:03:03,720
...and lived to fight another day.
785
01:03:03,887 --> 01:03:08,808
And you, Ms. Petrie, will get
another feather in your cap.
786
01:03:09,225 --> 01:03:12,353
And we don't lose a valued member
of our team.
787
01:03:13,229 --> 01:03:15,398
But she's obviously in love
with our nemesis.
788
01:03:15,565 --> 01:03:19,069
How can I make sure
she won't run off again?
789
01:03:19,235 --> 01:03:21,529
Well, let's ask her.
790
01:03:26,451 --> 01:03:28,620
The Amy that I know...
791
01:03:28,787 --> 01:03:33,875
...wouldn't sell out her friends
and her country for some supervillain.
792
01:03:34,501 --> 01:03:36,461
The Amy that I know...
793
01:03:36,628 --> 01:03:38,838
...she must have been
brainwashed or something.
794
01:03:39,005 --> 01:03:44,219
Maybe Lucy was doing some type
of experiments with mind control.
795
01:03:44,594 --> 01:03:48,390
Because the Amy that I know
would never...
796
01:03:49,140 --> 01:03:51,393
...ever betray us like that.
797
01:03:53,645 --> 01:03:56,940
You didn't know
what you were doing, right?
798
01:03:57,107 --> 01:03:58,483
Right.
799
01:03:58,650 --> 01:04:00,944
And there's no way
that you're in love with her?
800
01:04:01,403 --> 01:04:03,822
No. No way.
801
01:04:05,699 --> 01:04:07,117
Good.
802
01:04:07,283 --> 01:04:09,327
- You'll keep her secret?
- Are you kidding?
803
01:04:09,786 --> 01:04:11,371
No way I'm telling.
804
01:04:14,124 --> 01:04:18,461
Perhaps we can chalk this up
to the indiscretions of youth.
805
01:04:22,215 --> 01:04:25,135
I underestimated you, Brewer.
Good work.
806
01:04:25,301 --> 01:04:27,637
I'll remember this
when I review applications...
807
01:04:27,804 --> 01:04:29,347
...for the International Bureau.
808
01:04:29,514 --> 01:04:32,225
Have Miss Bradshaw vetted
for information she may have...
809
01:04:32,392 --> 01:04:33,852
...on Diamond's whereabouts.
810
01:04:34,227 --> 01:04:37,605
She is to be placed on
round-the-clock lockdown...
811
01:04:37,772 --> 01:04:41,151
...only out for missions and class.
812
01:04:42,694 --> 01:04:45,864
Be grateful you have friends
who care for you.
813
01:04:46,031 --> 01:04:48,783
Too bad it's more
than they can say for you.
814
01:04:54,039 --> 01:04:55,498
- Max--
- No.
815
01:04:55,665 --> 01:04:57,375
D.E.B.S. stick together.
816
01:04:57,584 --> 01:05:00,420
But do not misunderstand me,
I do not forgive you.
817
01:05:01,838 --> 01:05:03,715
- Max.
- And you.
818
01:05:03,882 --> 01:05:05,383
I don't even wanna look at you.
819
01:05:05,550 --> 01:05:09,137
You let me go on this whole time
believing that she was in trouble.
820
01:05:09,304 --> 01:05:12,474
You can forget about
that recommendation.
821
01:05:16,102 --> 01:05:19,397
Well, you're not
as boring as I thought...
822
01:05:19,689 --> 01:05:23,485
...but you are not as bright either.
823
01:05:25,111 --> 01:05:27,530
- Bobby--
- Don't.
824
01:05:29,783 --> 01:05:33,078
Janet, I am so sorry.
825
01:05:33,244 --> 01:05:36,706
All I ever wanted
was to earn my stripes.
826
01:05:36,873 --> 01:05:41,336
Because I believe in it, you know?
I believe in what we do.
827
01:05:42,170 --> 01:05:44,547
And now...
828
01:05:54,057 --> 01:05:58,186
- Where is Lucy now?
- I don't know.
829
01:05:58,353 --> 01:06:00,647
Are you gonna see her again?
830
01:06:46,276 --> 01:06:48,027
Hey.
831
01:06:48,194 --> 01:06:49,696
Hey.
832
01:06:51,197 --> 01:06:55,201
So you and me going
to endgame together?
833
01:06:55,368 --> 01:06:57,454
Yeah. I guess.
834
01:07:00,290 --> 01:07:02,333
I still love you.
835
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,753
I know you still love me too.
836
01:07:10,467 --> 01:07:12,093
Yeah.
837
01:07:18,767 --> 01:07:21,853
My dad got this on a drug bust
in Malaysia.
838
01:07:24,147 --> 01:07:25,398
Listen...
839
01:07:25,565 --> 01:07:27,525
...I've been thinking.
840
01:07:28,318 --> 01:07:30,445
That whole lezzy thing...
841
01:07:30,612 --> 01:07:33,031
...it's kind of hot.
842
01:07:33,198 --> 01:07:35,367
See you tonight, babe.
843
01:07:46,336 --> 01:07:48,671
You did the right thing.
844
01:07:57,222 --> 01:07:58,765
Hey.
845
01:07:59,933 --> 01:08:01,601
How do you do that?
846
01:08:01,768 --> 01:08:05,021
For a top-secret installation,
your security really is for shit.
847
01:08:05,230 --> 01:08:08,191
- You can't be here.
- Oh, I know.
848
01:08:08,358 --> 01:08:10,860
You say you can't see me,
and then I see you anyway.
849
01:08:11,027 --> 01:08:14,239
- It's kind of this little game we play.
- Get out.
850
01:08:14,447 --> 01:08:16,658
Is this about your friends?
Because if it is...
851
01:08:16,825 --> 01:08:18,660
...I can just talk to them, you know.
852
01:08:18,827 --> 01:08:20,537
We can work out some sort
of détente.
853
01:08:20,704 --> 01:08:22,747
- I said, get out. I'm warning you.
- Amy.
854
01:08:27,293 --> 01:08:29,045
You have to go now.
855
01:08:32,005 --> 01:08:36,302
It's your stupid friends. Why don't you
just think for yourself for a change.
856
01:08:47,021 --> 01:08:48,606
She's gone.
857
01:08:49,023 --> 01:08:51,067
Are you okay?
858
01:08:55,405 --> 01:08:57,072
I thought you were different!
859
01:09:11,420 --> 01:09:15,800
She thinks I'm bad news?
Oh, I'll give her bad news.
860
01:09:21,347 --> 01:09:24,392
- What are you doing?
- Australia's toast.
861
01:09:24,559 --> 01:09:27,645
- What's wrong with Australians?
- I don't like their attitude.
862
01:09:27,812 --> 01:09:30,690
Okay. Hey, come on.
863
01:09:43,370 --> 01:09:45,996
Scud, I don't know how this
happened to me, but...
864
01:09:47,123 --> 01:09:49,541
...being bad doesn't
feel good anymore.
865
01:09:51,126 --> 01:09:53,129
Do you love her?
866
01:09:58,134 --> 01:10:01,471
You're willing to give up all this...
867
01:10:01,638 --> 01:10:05,141
...the life of crime,
the whole nine yards?
868
01:10:06,434 --> 01:10:08,478
Whatever it takes.
869
01:10:11,189 --> 01:10:13,066
All right, then.
870
01:10:13,233 --> 01:10:14,984
We're going in.
871
01:10:15,151 --> 01:10:16,861
What?
872
01:10:17,445 --> 01:10:19,823
We gots to get her back.
873
01:10:35,380 --> 01:10:37,632
{\an8}In a remarkable twist,
sums of stolen money...
874
01:10:37,799 --> 01:10:39,801
{\an8}...have been reappearing
in bank accounts.
875
01:10:39,968 --> 01:10:43,555
Authorities are trying to determine
the location of these wire transfers...
876
01:10:43,722 --> 01:10:46,057
...however, have been unsuccessful
at this time.
877
01:11:46,868 --> 01:11:49,412
The Louvre received a surprise
package this morning...
878
01:11:49,579 --> 01:11:53,792
...a shipment of stolen paintings
estimated to be worth $15 million.
879
01:11:53,958 --> 01:11:57,337
{\an8}Insider sources say that the artwork
was originally taken...
880
01:11:57,504 --> 01:12:00,507
{\an8}...by notorious supervillain
Lucy Diamond.
881
01:12:32,706 --> 01:12:35,166
She's out there somewhere.
882
01:12:36,835 --> 01:12:38,712
It's time for plan B.
883
01:12:38,878 --> 01:12:41,923
- There's a plan B?
- Yeah.
884
01:12:49,222 --> 01:12:51,433
- Getting ready for tonight?
- Hey, Mr. P.
885
01:12:54,644 --> 01:12:57,647
Tell me, Amy,
how are you getting along?
886
01:12:58,064 --> 01:13:00,191
Okay, I guess.
887
01:13:01,568 --> 01:13:03,695
You know, I've found
that in this business...
888
01:13:03,862 --> 01:13:06,614
...there isn't much room for love.
889
01:13:06,781 --> 01:13:09,951
Love requires trust,
and trust requires honesty.
890
01:13:13,663 --> 01:13:16,666
- Mr. P., can I ask you a question?
- Of course.
891
01:13:16,833 --> 01:13:19,878
I got a perfect score
on the secret test in the SAT.
892
01:13:20,045 --> 01:13:22,047
- Yes, you did.
- But...
893
01:13:22,213 --> 01:13:24,758
- ...what does that test measure?
- I'm sorry?
894
01:13:24,924 --> 01:13:27,719
I mean, Dominique
is a sex addict.
895
01:13:28,136 --> 01:13:31,639
Janet, she has a couple
of shoplifting convictions.
896
01:13:31,806 --> 01:13:34,100
Max? Well, she's
borderline psychotic.
897
01:13:34,309 --> 01:13:38,772
But nothing in my past indicated
that I'd be good at being a spy.
898
01:13:39,981 --> 01:13:41,191
So...
899
01:13:41,357 --> 01:13:43,860
...why did I get a perfect score?
900
01:13:46,988 --> 01:13:50,158
The test measures
your ability to lie.
901
01:13:51,451 --> 01:13:53,787
You are a perfect liar.
902
01:13:56,206 --> 01:13:58,875
Don't get me wrong.
Perfect liars make perfect spies.
903
01:13:59,042 --> 01:14:02,295
The rest we can teach,
but subterfuge...
904
01:14:02,462 --> 01:14:04,381
...that comes naturally.
905
01:14:06,925 --> 01:14:09,928
Look, have fun tonight.
906
01:14:10,595 --> 01:14:13,515
Endgame only happens
once a year.
907
01:14:14,516 --> 01:14:16,559
Enjoy yourself.
908
01:14:50,593 --> 01:14:53,972
- Okay, what's the plan?
- There's security here, here and here.
909
01:14:54,139 --> 01:14:57,434
We'll infiltrate through the rooftop
and take out the guards here.
910
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:00,186
Through the vents,
rappel down the elevator shaft...
911
01:15:00,353 --> 01:15:03,106
...and then bungee-jump
down to the dance floor.
912
01:15:03,273 --> 01:15:05,275
Okay, check. What next?
913
01:15:09,237 --> 01:15:12,157
"Tell her that you love her."
Scud, that's your plan?
914
01:15:12,323 --> 01:15:16,161
- That's not a plan!
- War is easy. Love is hard.
915
01:15:17,454 --> 01:15:18,830
Okay, so how's this?
916
01:15:18,997 --> 01:15:20,874
"My tour of duty
behind enemy lines...
917
01:15:21,041 --> 01:15:23,793
...has taught me to remain
vigilant to my core values:
918
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:27,130
Bravery, loyalty and justice.
919
01:15:27,297 --> 01:15:30,258
And so it is a great honor
for me to accept this award...."
920
01:15:30,550 --> 01:15:31,843
Blah, blah, blah.
921
01:15:33,053 --> 01:15:35,430
What if she really loves her?
922
01:15:36,097 --> 01:15:39,100
I mean, what if Lucy
makes her happy?
923
01:15:40,977 --> 01:15:45,106
If you were really her best friend,
you'd probably let her go.
924
01:15:46,816 --> 01:15:49,319
You can't decide
matters of the heart.
925
01:15:49,819 --> 01:15:51,654
It is madness to try.
926
01:15:53,490 --> 01:15:55,533
It's time.
927
01:16:09,297 --> 01:16:11,383
Okay, so I just wrote down
a couple words...
928
01:16:11,549 --> 01:16:13,676
...explaining our version
of what happened...
929
01:16:13,843 --> 01:16:16,930
...and expressing your gratitude
at being honored.
930
01:16:17,097 --> 01:16:18,681
And...
931
01:16:19,015 --> 01:16:21,476
...I'm sorry that we've been fighting.
932
01:16:21,643 --> 01:16:23,812
It's just I really want
what's best for you.
933
01:16:24,354 --> 01:16:26,022
I know.
934
01:16:28,525 --> 01:16:30,693
All right. Your speech.
935
01:16:47,085 --> 01:16:49,212
Attention, D.E.B.S.!
936
01:16:49,379 --> 01:16:51,005
Dudes!
937
01:16:55,301 --> 01:16:56,845
Once in a blue moon...
938
01:16:57,262 --> 01:16:59,431
...an exceptional young lady
comes along...
939
01:16:59,639 --> 01:17:05,228
...who truly exemplifies
what it means to be a D.E.B.
940
01:17:05,395 --> 01:17:09,274
Discipline. Energy. Beauty.
941
01:17:10,150 --> 01:17:13,319
Lucy Diamond's been spotted
infiltrating the--
942
01:17:18,867 --> 01:17:21,578
Secure every entrance
to this place, every floor.
943
01:17:21,745 --> 01:17:25,290
Nobody gets in or out
without my say-so.
944
01:17:25,457 --> 01:17:27,167
Game over, Diamond.
945
01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:30,420
I have spent my life defending
this great country of ours...
946
01:17:30,587 --> 01:17:33,131
...and I have learned one thing:
947
01:17:33,298 --> 01:17:36,718
That sometimes
it's not on the battlefield...
948
01:17:36,885 --> 01:17:38,762
...where true courage is shown.
949
01:17:49,355 --> 01:17:53,526
Amy Bradshaw survived
one of the worst tragedies...
950
01:17:53,693 --> 01:17:56,446
...that could happen to a young lady.
951
01:17:56,613 --> 01:17:58,782
Kidnapped...
952
01:17:58,948 --> 01:18:01,701
...held hostage...
953
01:18:01,868 --> 01:18:03,828
...for seven terrible days.
954
01:18:04,037 --> 01:18:06,247
- Matthews here.
- We're not seeing her.
955
01:18:07,207 --> 01:18:08,708
Look again!
956
01:18:08,875 --> 01:18:14,089
What fears she may have known,
none of us can fully appreciate.
957
01:18:14,631 --> 01:18:17,967
But she has agreed to tell us
part of what she learned...
958
01:18:18,134 --> 01:18:20,178
...on her journey.
959
01:18:20,387 --> 01:18:26,726
It gives me great pleasure tonight
to give our greatest honor...
960
01:18:26,893 --> 01:18:29,062
...the Mary Jane...
961
01:18:29,229 --> 01:18:32,107
...to our very own perfect score...
962
01:18:33,316 --> 01:18:35,110
...Amy Bradshaw!
963
01:18:51,668 --> 01:18:53,670
Courage.
964
01:18:54,129 --> 01:18:56,339
"Courage" is a big word.
965
01:18:56,756 --> 01:18:58,758
I did not know what courage
meant to me...
966
01:18:58,925 --> 01:19:02,971
...until I endured
seven agonizing days...
967
01:19:03,138 --> 01:19:05,265
...in captivity...
968
01:19:06,099 --> 01:19:07,142
Go.
969
01:19:08,643 --> 01:19:13,189
...captured and held hostage
by a madwoman.
970
01:19:13,356 --> 01:19:16,067
- Report.
- We've got nothing here.
971
01:19:27,954 --> 01:19:30,165
It was a routine mission
gone terribly wrong.
972
01:19:37,964 --> 01:19:41,426
I was separated from my squad
and knocked unconscious.
973
01:19:47,682 --> 01:19:50,018
I awoke in the arms of the enemy.
974
01:20:25,345 --> 01:20:28,932
Just the sound of my own desperate
thoughts to keep me company.
975
01:20:29,724 --> 01:20:35,105
If there is corruption in this city,
Lucy Diamond is behind it.
976
01:20:36,940 --> 01:20:41,945
If there is indecency to be found,
she is the root.
977
01:20:42,195 --> 01:20:46,449
If there is evil in this world,
its name is Lucy Diamond.
978
01:20:51,913 --> 01:20:54,165
It's not until moments like this...
979
01:20:54,332 --> 01:20:56,960
...when you are forced
to take stock of yourself...
980
01:20:57,127 --> 01:21:00,630
...that you see what you are made of.
981
01:21:01,631 --> 01:21:03,591
It's not until moments like this...
982
01:21:03,758 --> 01:21:06,678
...when you have to remember
what's right and true...
983
01:21:06,845 --> 01:21:11,015
...because it's moments like this
when you discover...
984
01:21:11,182 --> 01:21:13,393
...what it truly means
to be a D.E.B.
985
01:21:24,571 --> 01:21:27,490
Which is why I can't accept
this award from you tonight.
986
01:21:27,657 --> 01:21:29,576
Because the truth is...
987
01:21:29,743 --> 01:21:34,956
...the time I spent with Lucy Diamond
were the happiest days of my life.
988
01:21:36,082 --> 01:21:39,836
And the only brave thing
I've done this whole time...
989
01:21:40,003 --> 01:21:41,713
...is what I'm doing now.
990
01:21:43,965 --> 01:21:46,551
So if you'll excuse me...
991
01:21:47,510 --> 01:21:49,888
...I have a date with the devil.
992
01:21:53,725 --> 01:21:57,437
- Oh, my God!
- Was that in the speech?
993
01:21:57,937 --> 01:22:00,899
No, that's not in the speech.
994
01:22:12,369 --> 01:22:14,329
Son of a--
995
01:22:14,662 --> 01:22:18,375
Hostile has escaped and is on the run
heading towards sector 12.
996
01:22:33,973 --> 01:22:35,767
It's Lucy Diamond! She's here!
997
01:22:35,934 --> 01:22:38,019
Everybody, run for your lives!
998
01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:49,447
Let's do this.
999
01:23:04,045 --> 01:23:05,755
Oh, shit.
1000
01:24:06,316 --> 01:24:09,986
- We've gotta stop meeting like this.
- I'm so sorry. I didn't even know what--
1001
01:24:12,238 --> 01:24:14,032
Get a room.
1002
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:18,119
- You are AWOL, soldier.
- Max, please.
1003
01:24:18,286 --> 01:24:19,329
- Freeze!
- Scud!
1004
01:24:19,496 --> 01:24:20,663
- Yeah?
- Not helping!
1005
01:24:20,830 --> 01:24:22,624
- My bad.
- Can't you see...
1006
01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:24,459
...she's breaking up the D.E.B.S.?
1007
01:24:24,918 --> 01:24:27,045
What did I tell you
the first time I met you?
1008
01:24:27,545 --> 01:24:30,340
High-protein diets were overrated.
1009
01:24:30,507 --> 01:24:32,801
After that.
1010
01:24:33,802 --> 01:24:37,389
- That we'd always be friends.
- I meant it.
1011
01:24:39,516 --> 01:24:41,309
Max!
1012
01:24:52,237 --> 01:24:55,824
If you break her heart, I will
hunt you down and kill you.
1013
01:24:58,827 --> 01:25:00,620
Deal.
1014
01:25:06,751 --> 01:25:08,628
I'm counting on you
to keep her honest.
1015
01:25:09,212 --> 01:25:10,755
I will.
1016
01:25:16,302 --> 01:25:18,304
You guys better get going.
1017
01:25:21,558 --> 01:25:23,810
I never really liked you...
1018
01:25:23,977 --> 01:25:26,813
...but I'm sad to see you go.
1019
01:25:31,443 --> 01:25:35,488
- So where are you going to?
- I think, Barcelona.
1020
01:25:36,406 --> 01:25:38,283
I'll miss you.
1021
01:25:39,451 --> 01:25:41,453
- Can I have your room?
- Sure.
1022
01:25:42,829 --> 01:25:44,289
Okay.
1023
01:25:47,959 --> 01:25:49,878
Rule the school.
1024
01:25:50,045 --> 01:25:51,880
I always do.
1025
01:25:58,136 --> 01:26:00,764
There's a service exit that way.
1026
01:26:00,972 --> 01:26:02,640
Good luck.
1027
01:26:04,350 --> 01:26:05,977
And, Amy...
1028
01:26:07,062 --> 01:26:08,938
...be careful.
1029
01:26:19,074 --> 01:26:22,077
- Which way did they go?
- They went that way.
1030
01:26:37,801 --> 01:26:41,971
- Don't say I never gave you nothing.
- My stripes?
1031
01:26:42,138 --> 01:26:44,682
- Really?
- Really.
1032
01:26:45,392 --> 01:26:47,227
- Thank you!
- You're welcome.
1033
01:26:47,394 --> 01:26:49,729
Okay, okay. That's enough,
that's enough.
1034
01:26:49,896 --> 01:26:51,481
Okay.
1035
01:26:52,774 --> 01:26:54,609
I was wondering
if maybe you wanted--
1036
01:26:54,776 --> 01:26:56,444
Yes!
1037
01:26:56,611 --> 01:26:58,363
I didn't ask you anything yet.
1038
01:26:58,530 --> 01:27:00,824
Whatever it is, yes.
1039
01:27:01,032 --> 01:27:03,076
Awesome.
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