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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...
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and the one son
who had no choice...
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but to keep them all together.
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It's Arrested Development.
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Michael was trying to include
his brother in the business...
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at his father's request...
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So, the last couple of months
have seen us hemorrhaging money...
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But he was finding himself
overwhelmed by the change.
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Is it my turn to speak yet?
I've got a good one.
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- We're gonna wait till after lunch for the tricks.
- It's not a trick, Michael.
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It's a business opportunity.
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You can turn the music off.
I already shot my wad.
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Off.
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No, that's tape. It's a...
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I have got a quick way for us...
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to literally be showered with money.
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That's where the penny thing would have...
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Bonus. Anyway, it involves
us making some money...
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with our Mexican friends from Colombia.
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I think they're called Colombians.
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Oh, I forgot. We're being "politically correct."
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Anyway, there's a company there that
wants to develop some time-shares with us.
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I told them that we'll
sell them our blueprints...
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- for 100 grand.
- Gob, we're prohibited...
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from doing any business outside the
country while we're under investigation.
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Translation: "Wish I'd thought of that."
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- Nice translating, Dad.
- Oh.
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I also had this slogan made up.
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"A Colombian cartel that won't
kidnap and kill you."
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Underline "won't," 'cause
that makes the competition look like...
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- maybe they...
- I'm serious. We're not doing it.
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It's illegal, and, uh, it's also kind
of a stupid way to make a quick buck.
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- It's not stupid. You're stupid.
- Nice pout, Dad.
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I wasn't calling you stupid.
I was calling the idea stupid.
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If you'd spend a little more time
learning about the business...
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and less time with the tricks,
you'd know that.
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If I didn't have a live dove
in my pants right now...
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I would leap across this table and...
You know what? Forget it.
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- Let's go ahead and take five.
- Michael was frustrated...
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and returned to his office to find Lindsay.
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Gob is driving me crazy. I finally
got rid of him for a little while...
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and Dad put him
right back in the business.
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You two have always fought.
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- I think I even have video of that.
- You and half of Orange County.
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As children, George Sr. would
often provoke the boys to fight one another.
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He's calling you a liar.
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I don't want your cards, Michael.
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He believed it created a competitive spirit...
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which equipped them for the challenges of life.
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Let's keep it in frame.
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He also believed footage
of the tussles would be a big hit...
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in the burgeoning
home video market.
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He soon franchised the concept
with such titles...
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as Boyfights 2...
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A Boyfights Cookout...
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and Backseat Boyfights:
The Trip to Uncle Jack�s 70th.
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- How do you think I feel?
- You weren't even in the tapes.
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I was talking about my marriage.
Are we still talking about the tapes?
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Apparently not.
What's going on with your marriage?
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Well, as you know, Bob Loblaw and I
have had a secret little thing going.
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- Very secret. He doesn't know.
- He has not known of it. That's correct.
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But last night he finally
responded to one of my little hints.
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- Why won't you!@%$ me?
- Look...
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You're an attractive woman, and you've
been dressing like a common whore.
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- Well, I've been trying. - But you asked
me to represent you in your divorce.
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- I can't see a client.
- Then recommend somebody else.
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Well, our copy boy is very striking...
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but he often has toner on his fingers.
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- I meant another lawyer.
- Oh.
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So now I have to tell Tobias we're getting
divorced, break the news to Maeby...
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plus fit an eyebrow pluck in there,
all before the weekend.
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Perhaps you can talk to Maeby while
you're getting your eyebrows plucked.
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It'll look like your eyes
are watering 'cause you're sad.
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Later that day Michael
went to his parents� apartment...
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to talk about the problem
he was having with Gob.
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- What's going on here?
- They're painting the whole building...
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so I'm having the inside done too.
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And that goes into storage, right?
Not into your apartment.
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What's Spanish for
"I know you speak English"?
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Mom, if you're gonna speak
to these guys like this...
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you might want to sleep
with one eye open.
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Actually, I'll be sleeping at your place.
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- Paint fumes are deadly.
- You know Dad's under house arrest here.
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It'll be nice to get
a break from him too.
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Besides, I certainly
can't recuperate here.
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- Recuperate?
- I didn't want to worry anyone.
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It's a routine procedure...
Very common for women my age.
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I see. The apartment's not
the only thing getting a face lift, huh?
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Hope you kept your punch cards.
You're about due for a free one.
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- We have to pay for the paint.
- No, no, no.
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You're not getting a centavo
until you finish all the work.
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You guys are both gonna be
sleeping with your eyes open.
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Mom, however, will not have a choice.
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Dad, need you to help me get rid of Gob.
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- That ship sailed 35 years ago.
- Doesn't know anything about the business.
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Today he suggested that we do
an illegal Colombian deal.
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- You said that was legal.
- That was your idea?
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- I may have mentioned it.
- You told Gob to do it, didn't you?
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Did you just want to get us
at each other's throats again...
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- like you used to do with the Boyfights videos?
- Boyfights?
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- Luchas de Muchachos.
- Oh, s�, Luchas de Muchachos.
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- We had this video.
- S�.
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The tapes were a big hit in Latin America.
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Don't look at me.
I had nothing to do with them...
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Except for some
of the Baby Buster shorts.
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Maybe I was trying
to teach you something.
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Maybe I was trying
to teach you how to compete.
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I didn't do it with Buster,
and look how he turned out.
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- Is Buster.
- Baby Buster.
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"Yo quiero leche.
Yo quiero leche de madre."
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Even though I am so old.
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Those tapes made quite
an impression on these painters.
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I think I turned out
pretty darn well, myself.
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Oh, you just turned out great.
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I used my contacts
to get you a job, and you quit.
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The job was at an Iraqi-owned toy store...
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that was hoping
to deter shoplifting.
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Okay, I'll just take off
this cheap fake hand...
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and we gonna put on this sign.
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Beautiful. You like?
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They only wanted me because
I had one hand... and I won't do it!
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- That's not the way Mother is raising me.
- Like I won't compete...
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with my older brother anymore,
despite the way Father raised me.
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- We'll show you. - Just like I showed
Mr. Al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat.
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I stole this sign.
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Of course, I left my hand there also.
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But FAO al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat...
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wasn't the only one
having trouble scaring kids.
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So was Hollywood's third-youngest
movie studio executive, Maeby F�nke.
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The creature's in your imagination.
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That's the bloodsucker? It looks like Alf.
You got a week to fix it.
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This must be the creature that ate our cat.
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- And Michael met up with Gob.
- Hey, Gob.
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Why didn't you tell me that
Colombian thing was Dad's idea?
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Well, Dad said not to
because you don't think I'm smart...
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- and that I should take credit for it.
- It was just Dad...
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trying to turn us against each other again,
and of course I think you're smart.
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Okay? Hey, what's going on
down there? What are you doing?
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You don't want a hungry dove
down your pants.
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That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.
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Look, I know that I don't know
about this housing stuff...
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but I've got this
Christian girlfriend now...
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and she's trying to get me
to be a better man...
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and reconnect with my son...
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and I'm trying to get her
to renounce God and!@%$ me...
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and I just want to prove to her
that I'm worth it.
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As always, Gob, a mixed bag there...
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but the middle part sounded pretty admirable
for a second, so here's what I want to do.
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I want to get you your own
banana stand franchise...
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and you can have Steve work at it.
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- You'd do that for me?
- Yes. Yeah. You can design your own shack.
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- And choose my own location?
- Whatever you want.
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You're gonna be 100%
in charge, all right?
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But the most important thing
is that we never let Dad...
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- turn us against each other again.
- Thanks, Michael.
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If you feel something moving
down there, it's just the bird.
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I know it.
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And a few days later...
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Michael got a call from his son.
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- Hey, Dad, did you know Gob started
a banana stand? - Yeah, that was my idea.
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I'm trying to get us
to be less competitive.
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That's gonna be difficult.
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Plus they have a very aggressive slogan.
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Gob had opened a new
frozen banana stand, like...
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twenty feet from the old
frozen banana stand.
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What's going on? You just thought
you'd put the stand right here?
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Did the research. Do you know
that more frozen bananas are sold...
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right here on this boardwalk
than anywhere in the OC?
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- Don't call it that.
- Also gonna need a check, 'cause I kind of went...
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out of pocket on the new sign... and
I need some bananas and some chocolate...
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- from the other branch. - Just take
the sign down... Take the whole booth down.
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You're cannibalizing our business.
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You're just scared
of a little "competish."
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You guys don't even have bananas,
so I'm not too worried.
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In fact, you know what? Me and my son
are gonna kick your little shack's ass.
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Dad, it's okay. We can just work
together with them, you know?
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That makes sense. I mean, we
don't really even know the recipe.
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- You just freeze the banana,
and then you stick it... - Don't tell 'em.
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- Stick it in the what?
- No, it's okay. We'll figure it out.
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And when we do,
we'll have the last laugh.
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We'll be the laughingstock
of the boardwalk.
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Meanwhile, Lindsay was
preparing for her own competition.
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This is Treat. He'll be representing you.
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He started off as my paralegal,
but he's a lawyer now.
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- Well, as of next Monday.
- Well, we'll fudge that.
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Lindsay, just do me one favor.
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Don't mention me by name when you
talk about your future plans for dating.
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It reflects poorly on me.
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Right, right.
The conflict of interest.
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Yeah, that too.
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- Hello, Lindsay.
- Tobias. Did you get a lawyer?
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Only the best-looking and
best-educated lawyer in the whole OC.
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- Don't call it that.
- Okay.
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- Bob Loblaw. How are you?
- Bob's representing you?
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He was. One day earlier,
Tobias had spoken to him...
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- on the phone. - Whether or not
those promises were made explicit.
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You... want me to be explicit?
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Anyway, as it turns out...
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Bob was offering to be my lawyer.
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And that night...
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- Buster arrived with a post-op Lucille.
- There she is.
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She wants to know where you want to put her.
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She can take my room.
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She wants to know
if I can sleep there too.
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She said that's very important to her.
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All right. I'll meet you
up there, Mother.
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You better not lock it!
I'll kick it in!
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Oh, by the way. Doctor said
no kissing her on the face for one week.
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I was like, "Make it two weeks.
See if I care."
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Got a new hand?
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Oh, yeah. I'm trying it out.
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Guess who I ran into at the prosthetic
shop while I was waiting for Mother.
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Sorry, no refunds...
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- And that's why you don't take your foot
out of its wrapper. - J. Walter Weatherman.
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You're the man who used to scare us
as children, and one time as an adult.
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George Sr. had always used him...
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to teach his children
lasting lessons.
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They usually involved
his prosthetic arm being ripped off.
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And that's why you always leave a note.
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- You're one of George Bluth's kids.
- Uh-huh.
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- I guess you'll be scaring children yourself now.
- As a matter of fact, I won't.
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If anything, it
strengthened my resolve...
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to be more than just
a one-armed man...
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Even if it means me never
taking a job again.
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00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,372
Almost makes it worth it.
226
00:11:21,474 --> 00:11:23,237
- Hello.
- Listen. I heard...
227
00:11:23,342 --> 00:11:25,867
that you gave Gob
a banana stand.
228
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:28,412
They did great.
He and Steve took in over $700.
229
00:11:28,514 --> 00:11:30,414
- They did?
- Yeah.
230
00:11:30,516 --> 00:11:32,950
So I guess the Bluth Company's
got a new heir.
231
00:11:33,052 --> 00:11:36,920
That's when Michael
realized it was time to get serious.
232
00:11:37,022 --> 00:11:40,150
George Michael, do you know
where the banana suit is?
233
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:46,764
That night,
Maeby, displaced by Buster, heard a noise.
234
00:11:49,201 --> 00:11:51,568
Hello? George Michael?
235
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:55,072
I'm thirsty.
236
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,336
And Maeby knew she had found
her bloodsucking creature.
237
00:12:00,079 --> 00:12:04,607
The next day, Michael took
off work to man the banana stand...
238
00:12:04,717 --> 00:12:07,948
- while his son manned a banana.
- How you doin' there, champ?
239
00:12:08,053 --> 00:12:11,489
- Is my name champ? It's so hot.
- Why don't you take five?
240
00:12:11,590 --> 00:12:13,854
That's not including the five minutes
it takes to get out of this thing?
241
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,859
- You're not getting out of it.
- Attention, everyone.
242
00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:20,591
Why go to a banana stand when
we can make your banana stand?
243
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,293
I give you Barbara and Dee.
244
00:12:26,238 --> 00:12:29,332
Don't worry. These young beauties have
been nowhere near the bananas.
245
00:12:29,441 --> 00:12:31,341
Dad, are they strippers?
246
00:12:31,443 --> 00:12:34,708
If I know your uncle, they're at least
strippers. I guess we gotta up the ante.
247
00:12:34,814 --> 00:12:38,511
No, Dad. Then they're just gonna up it
and it'll go back and forth all day.
248
00:12:38,617 --> 00:12:41,711
- If that's what it takes, that's what
we're gonna do. - And they did...
249
00:12:41,821 --> 00:12:45,279
But it was less entertaining
than you might imagine...
250
00:12:46,926 --> 00:12:49,156
no matter what music
was put under it.
251
00:13:05,578 --> 00:13:08,069
It was kind of funny
to "Yellow Submarine"...
252
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,978
but who could afford it?
253
00:13:13,652 --> 00:13:16,018
So here's what happened at the end.
254
00:13:16,121 --> 00:13:17,656
- Hey, stop fighting!
- Stop it!
255
00:13:17,656 --> 00:13:18,714
- Hey, stop fighting!
- Stop it!
256
00:13:18,824 --> 00:13:21,384
That's it. They're right, okay? This is insane.
We're just "boyfighting" again.
257
00:13:21,493 --> 00:13:24,485
And for what?
A hefty bag full of pesos.
258
00:13:24,597 --> 00:13:27,657
- You've been taking pesos?
- Dad said I should.
259
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,496
- Dad's involved with this?
- Well, he chose the location...
260
00:13:30,603 --> 00:13:33,504
And the strippers and the sign.
Every part of it, really.
261
00:13:33,606 --> 00:13:35,699
Wait a minute. Don't you see
what's happening here?
262
00:13:35,808 --> 00:13:37,708
Dad's clearly going ahead
with the Colombian deal...
263
00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:39,710
and he's laundering it
through your banana shack.
264
00:13:39,812 --> 00:13:41,837
He pitted us against each other
so I'd be too busy to notice.
265
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,381
Well, you know what? I think it's
time for us to teach Dad a lesson.
266
00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:47,509
Get the person who terrorized us
the most in our childhood.
267
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:51,078
She's still healing.
Let's get J. Walter Weatherman.
268
00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:59,189
Michael and Gob had decided...
269
00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:01,267
to teach their father a lesson.
270
00:14:01,368 --> 00:14:04,269
- We need the number of the one-armed man.
- I'm not giving you that.
271
00:14:04,371 --> 00:14:06,862
You want to use his disability
to scare someone.
272
00:14:06,973 --> 00:14:10,204
That's everything I'm against.
Read the button, mister!
273
00:14:12,178 --> 00:14:15,011
"The only scary thing about...
274
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,515
a one-armed man trying to
scare someone is the fact that"...
275
00:14:17,617 --> 00:14:20,381
That he feels that his one arm is good
for nothing but trying to scare somebody.
276
00:14:20,487 --> 00:14:22,216
- It's upside down.
- Let's see you try to put a button on...
277
00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:24,449
with this.
278
00:14:24,557 --> 00:14:26,218
Stop screaming.
It's not scary.
279
00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:28,226
I'm gonna get the number myself,
'cause we're not gonna...
280
00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:30,228
go through our lives
being controlled by this guy.
281
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,389
What is more pathetic than grown men
being scared of their father?
282
00:14:32,499 --> 00:14:35,229
- I'm thirsty.
- Oh, my God!
283
00:14:36,503 --> 00:14:39,233
This continued for a while.
284
00:14:39,339 --> 00:14:41,967
And later, Michael and Gob
went to put their plan in action.
285
00:14:42,075 --> 00:14:44,043
I gave the Colombians back
their money, and I told them...
286
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,271
that you had no right
to make the deal.
287
00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:48,313
I have to warn you, though,
they didn't sound too happy.
288
00:14:48,415 --> 00:14:50,883
Let's just hope they don't try to get
even by "cir-sum-venting" the law.
289
00:14:50,984 --> 00:14:54,283
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Kidnap or... Michael said it.
290
00:14:54,387 --> 00:14:56,753
What, are you kidding?
I have an ankle monitor.
291
00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:58,949
I can't even go into the hallway
without the cops coming up.
292
00:14:59,059 --> 00:15:00,959
- Stop it!
- Clearly you know what you're doing.
293
00:15:01,061 --> 00:15:04,224
There's an off chance they might
just want to take you, leave the ankle.
294
00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:06,855
But anyhow...
Stall him.
295
00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:09,764
And Michael
went to solicit help for the lesson.
296
00:15:09,869 --> 00:15:12,064
How would you and some
of your friends like to help us...
297
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,140
teach Mr. Bluth a lesson?
298
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,140
Maybe pose as Colombians.
299
00:15:16,242 --> 00:15:18,733
But we are Guatemalan.
Won't he know the difference?
300
00:15:18,845 --> 00:15:21,405
I think anything south
of San Diego will be just fine.
301
00:15:21,514 --> 00:15:24,745
- Orlando was in the Groundlings.
- Just classes.
302
00:15:24,851 --> 00:15:27,411
Is it going to be unscripted, like Curb?
303
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:31,422
George Sr., meanwhile,
had grown suspicious of his sons.
304
00:15:31,524 --> 00:15:33,754
What was that with Michael just now?
305
00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:36,761
He wants to teach you a lesson.
306
00:15:36,863 --> 00:15:38,990
- What kind of lesson?
- J. Walter Weatherman lesson.
307
00:15:39,099 --> 00:15:41,659
He's gonna fake your kidnapping
and helicopter ride to Colombia.
308
00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:44,669
He's gonna teach me a lesson
using my own scare toy?
309
00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:47,103
Weatherman wouldn't do it.
I think Buster turned him.
310
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,107
Yeah, well, he'll say yes for me.
311
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:52,269
We'll go along with his lesson, but
we're gonna teach him one of our own...
312
00:15:52,378 --> 00:15:55,836
But it's gotta be a secret, okay?
Between a dad and his...
313
00:15:55,949 --> 00:15:58,679
His favorite son.
314
00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:06,157
- Don't worry, Pop. Gob Bluth doesn't cave.
- Yeah, you just did for me.
315
00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:08,693
- Well, you asked me to so I thought...
- Okay, go, go, go. It's fine.
316
00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:12,026
And Lindsay and Tobias
were back with the arbitrator.
317
00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:14,066
As you know, it is very difficult...
318
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:17,227
to establish fault in a divorce,
but one indicator is fidelity.
319
00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:21,034
My client has not pursued sex
outside of this marriage.
320
00:16:21,141 --> 00:16:23,336
- Nor in it.
- I got this one.
321
00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:25,468
- Can the same be said for you?
- Oh, absolutely.
322
00:16:25,578 --> 00:16:28,411
- I've done everything to make this marriage work.
- That's interesting.
323
00:16:28,515 --> 00:16:30,983
Can you tell me what your
plans are for this evening?
324
00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:33,882
Uh, I have plans with a friend.
325
00:16:33,987 --> 00:16:36,717
- A man? What's his name, please?
- Don't answer that.
326
00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:39,883
I withdraw the question.
Why don't we stop for the day?
327
00:16:39,993 --> 00:16:42,018
So Mrs. F�nke...
328
00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:44,096
can get to her date
with her mysterious...
329
00:16:44,197 --> 00:16:46,665
Mr. Blah-blah-blah.
330
00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:49,701
At 8:30, unless you want
to sit at the bar.
331
00:16:49,802 --> 00:16:51,997
It was the first time
someone took Tobias's side...
332
00:16:52,105 --> 00:16:55,836
- and he wanted to thank him.
- As much as I hate losing Lindsay and everything...
333
00:16:55,942 --> 00:16:58,240
I feel like I'm making
a friend in you...
334
00:16:58,344 --> 00:17:00,869
so I was wondering if maybe
tonight you just want to...
335
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,880
take in a movie... or a schvitz...
336
00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:05,041
or just stay in and nest.
337
00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:08,211
Actually, I was going to stay in my
office tonight and work on my law blog.
338
00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:10,687
Of course...
The Bob Loblaw Law Blog.
339
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:13,850
Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful.
340
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:18,363
While Tobias was trying
to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw...
341
00:17:18,464 --> 00:17:21,900
Maeby was showing Mort Meyers
a monster of her own.
342
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:23,901
Oh, that's terrifying.
343
00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:26,130
Who did that for you,
Industrial Light & Magic?
344
00:17:26,239 --> 00:17:29,037
- Topelson Plastic and Silicone.
- Did he do Land of the Dead?
345
00:17:29,142 --> 00:17:31,702
Yeah. He's been
in Beverly Hills for years.
346
00:17:31,811 --> 00:17:34,439
- Get our makeup people on it.
- And George Sr. waited...
347
00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:37,482
for the fake kidnapping
he knew Michael had orchestrated.
348
00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:43,078
- Don't move!
- Hey, well, let's do it.
349
00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:45,089
Get into the box, old man.
350
00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:47,091
Oh, blankets. That's...
Who thought of that?
351
00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:49,627
- That is very nice.
- Come on, get in the trunk!
352
00:17:49,729 --> 00:17:52,129
What about...
What about my ankle monitor?
353
00:17:52,232 --> 00:17:54,496
We have an ankle monitor deactivator.
354
00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:56,501
Oh, good. See, I've been
meaning to get one of those.
355
00:17:56,603 --> 00:18:00,334
I'm not gonna resist you guys because,
you know, I don't want you to beat me.
356
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,465
But the mistreated painters...
357
00:18:02,575 --> 00:18:04,634
were actually looking forward to that part.
358
00:18:04,744 --> 00:18:07,208
Oh! Forgot my iPod.
359
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:17,850
- Start the helicopter!
- And so Michael, believing himself...
360
00:18:17,957 --> 00:18:22,087
to be aided by Gob, set to work.
361
00:18:22,195 --> 00:18:25,460
But this too produced
less-than-compelling footage.
362
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,372
And this is how that ended.
363
00:18:36,476 --> 00:18:38,273
Put on the sound effects.
Put on the sound effects.
364
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,369
CD... CD one. CD one.
365
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:43,210
Track two. Track two.
366
00:18:43,516 --> 00:18:45,511
Put the hostage here by the ottoman.
367
00:18:45,618 --> 00:18:47,711
Get it out of here.
What's it doing in here?
368
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:50,653
- Ottoman out.
- And George Sr. was released...
369
00:18:50,757 --> 00:18:53,726
- from his long journey into the living room.
- Where am I?
370
00:18:53,826 --> 00:18:57,057
- Colombia. Where do you think?
- And you just missed the last train...
371
00:18:57,163 --> 00:18:59,654
that will come through
the jungle for three days.
372
00:18:59,766 --> 00:19:01,734
- He's good.
- He's a Groundling.
373
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,529
You have betrayed us,
and we will make you pay...
374
00:19:03,636 --> 00:19:06,901
- and then we will go back for your sons.
- My sons? No.
375
00:19:07,006 --> 00:19:10,305
They too will suffer
for your terrible decisions.
376
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,344
And you should really
pay your workers what they deserve...
377
00:19:12,445 --> 00:19:14,345
not make them have to buy
their own supplies.
378
00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:16,244
Not just the painting.
The sanding too.
379
00:19:16,349 --> 00:19:18,977
Yeah, and the taping
is very time-consuming.
380
00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:22,851
Michael decided
his father was ready to learn his lesson.
381
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:24,684
- And that is why...
- He's got a gun!
382
00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:27,187
I can't let you do it! Get away!
383
00:19:27,593 --> 00:19:30,892
Get away. I'll shoot. I will, I will.
I'll take you all out.
384
00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:33,830
- This is all fake. These guys are painters.
- I will, I will!
385
00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:38,495
- Oh, God! My arm.
- Dad, you just shot off this guy...
386
00:19:38,604 --> 00:19:40,504
This guy's arm.
387
00:19:40,606 --> 00:19:44,599
And that's why you don't
teach your father a lesson.
388
00:19:44,711 --> 00:19:48,272
Who's the stupid one now?
Thank you, Gob.
389
00:19:48,381 --> 00:19:51,680
Gob? You told him?
I thought we were a team.
390
00:19:51,784 --> 00:19:55,220
- It's not fun feeling stupid, is it?
- You son of a...
391
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,857
- Wait a minute. I gotta get my camera.
- Get off of me!
392
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:02,359
What is all this?
What's going on?
393
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,521
Keep it in frame.
You wanna... Cheat out.
394
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:06,689
- I will kill you!
- I'm gonna kill you.
395
00:20:06,799 --> 00:20:08,699
- You're going out of frame.
- I'll kill you.
396
00:20:09,101 --> 00:20:10,893
No!
397
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,267
Oh, my God! Michael!
398
00:20:13,773 --> 00:20:18,140
Dad... It was an accident. I'm sorry.
399
00:20:18,244 --> 00:20:21,873
And that's why you don't pit
Gob and me against each other.
400
00:20:21,981 --> 00:20:24,711
- Yes! Yeah!
- Gob.
401
00:20:24,817 --> 00:20:26,717
- You set me up.
- That's right.
402
00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:30,550
- No more "boyfights."
- J. Walter Weatherman was in on it too?
403
00:20:30,656 --> 00:20:32,920
- Right from the very start.
- So you did use him.
404
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:36,119
Look at this place.
Look at my home.
405
00:20:36,229 --> 00:20:40,461
- Freeze! Drop the gun. - It's okay.
We're just trying to teach this guy a lesson.
406
00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:44,263
- Drop the gun!
- Oh, my good hand!
407
00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:46,395
Buster's good hand just came...
408
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,838
flying off.
409
00:20:48,941 --> 00:20:53,935
And that's why you don't use a
one-armed person to scare someone.
410
00:20:56,182 --> 00:20:58,810
On the next Arrested Development.
411
00:20:58,918 --> 00:21:01,352
Maeby finds a way
to scare an entire generation.
412
00:21:01,454 --> 00:21:05,151
This Christmas, terror has a new face.
413
00:21:05,258 --> 00:21:08,250
I'm thirsty.
414
00:21:09,361 --> 00:21:11,626
Gangy.
415
00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:13,824
We should start production
on Gangy Two.
416
00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:15,833
Well, I know she
wanted a skin peel.
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