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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:03,977 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,079 --> 00:00:06,479 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,581 --> 00:00:08,572 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,122 --> 00:00:15,817 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,159 --> 00:00:22,095 Michael was sharing some very important news with his parents. 6 00:00:22,197 --> 00:00:24,427 I am getting married. 7 00:00:24,532 --> 00:00:26,932 Who the hell to? 8 00:00:27,035 --> 00:00:29,026 Who do you think? Rita. 9 00:00:29,137 --> 00:00:31,731 - Her? - Why? 10 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,933 First, she needs a green card to stay in the country. 11 00:00:34,042 --> 00:00:36,340 - There it is. - She needs a green card to stay in the country... 12 00:00:36,444 --> 00:00:39,709 because, secondly, we're really crazy about each other. 13 00:00:39,814 --> 00:00:42,612 - You hardly know her. - I know all the important stuff. 14 00:00:42,717 --> 00:00:44,214 She was in the Olympics. 15 00:00:44,619 --> 00:00:49,181 - She's sweet, smart, beautiful. She's special. - She was special. 16 00:00:49,290 --> 00:00:52,953 - Are houses hard to make? - Actually, the hardest part is finding the land. 17 00:00:53,061 --> 00:00:55,325 But she wasn't smart. 18 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:59,298 Instead of making houses, maybe you should make land... 19 00:00:59,401 --> 00:01:01,926 - For Rita had only mentally progressed... - on the ocean. 20 00:01:02,037 --> 00:01:03,937 To the level of a first-grader. 21 00:01:04,039 --> 00:01:06,371 There's no land on the ocean. 22 00:01:06,474 --> 00:01:09,034 Michael might have noticed her disability... 23 00:01:09,144 --> 00:01:11,874 if it had not been masked by her English accent. 24 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:15,416 - You're brilliant. - Yeah, she wasn't. 25 00:01:15,517 --> 00:01:19,146 She's a really good person. Everything else is gonna be little surprises along the way. 26 00:01:19,254 --> 00:01:21,279 With the exception of that one big one. 27 00:01:21,389 --> 00:01:25,792 - The wedding is in one month. - Oh. 28 00:01:25,894 --> 00:01:27,794 - A month! - Now, look. 29 00:01:27,896 --> 00:01:31,059 Just because a woman gets pregnant, it doesn't mean you have to marry her. 30 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,896 Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo... 31 00:01:34,002 --> 00:01:35,993 said she used an IUD. 32 00:01:36,104 --> 00:01:38,595 - It was Stuckey's. - But I believed you. 33 00:01:38,706 --> 00:01:41,937 She's not pregnant. We haven't even slept together. 34 00:01:42,043 --> 00:01:43,738 This is funny. 35 00:01:43,845 --> 00:01:47,076 - He's gay! - Where's your hand? 36 00:01:47,182 --> 00:01:50,982 I'm having my high school ring put on it, and my hook is stuck in the stair car. 37 00:01:55,023 --> 00:01:57,355 Oh. 38 00:01:57,459 --> 00:02:01,589 - Do you think getting married will solve your sex problem? - No, we don't have a problem. 39 00:02:01,696 --> 00:02:05,530 - We just haven't had the right opportunity yet. - Lindsay said Rita slept over. 40 00:02:05,633 --> 00:02:08,659 Yes, but I gave her the bedroom because I didn't want her to feel pressured. 41 00:02:08,770 --> 00:02:11,933 Actually, it was Michael who felt a little pressured. 42 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,940 I like to keep the light on. 43 00:02:14,042 --> 00:02:17,978 That way, I can see if you have a monster. 44 00:02:18,079 --> 00:02:20,639 Night-night. Can you shut the door on your way out? 45 00:02:20,748 --> 00:02:22,648 I can't believe you're not supporting this. 46 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,877 Because it is obvious what she's after. 47 00:02:24,986 --> 00:02:27,614 - Our money. - Oh, God! Our money. 48 00:02:27,722 --> 00:02:32,557 - Let's all remind ourselves we don't have any money. - She's already gotten our money! 49 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:36,528 Let's not forget she's the one that gave us the idea for that ocean-top town called Bluthton. 50 00:02:38,833 --> 00:02:41,495 Big deal. I had that same basic idea years ago. 51 00:02:43,805 --> 00:02:45,705 I thought you'd be happy. I should've known better. 52 00:02:45,807 --> 00:02:49,573 Michael, be careful. People just see what they want to see. 53 00:02:49,677 --> 00:02:52,043 If she loved you, she'd show it. 54 00:02:52,147 --> 00:02:54,115 Michael was worried. 55 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:56,479 His mother may have been making sense. 56 00:02:56,584 --> 00:02:58,950 So he returned home to talk to Rita. 57 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:02,250 - Here comes the bride! - What are you doing in a wheelchair? 58 00:03:02,357 --> 00:03:05,019 No, no. It's a dolly... to help videotape your nuptials. 59 00:03:05,626 --> 00:03:08,755 I don't think I need any footage of my nuptials. 60 00:03:08,863 --> 00:03:12,663 Tobias, are you sure that this dolly isn't related to your recent health problems? 61 00:03:12,767 --> 00:03:16,203 Okay, so my legs and my left arm occasionally "go to sleep." 62 00:03:16,304 --> 00:03:18,499 And you want to call it a health problem. 63 00:03:18,606 --> 00:03:20,836 - Oop. - Hey. Hey, hey! 64 00:03:20,942 --> 00:03:22,672 I can get up myself. 65 00:03:23,778 --> 00:03:25,905 - Here we go. - Let me get in the dolly. 66 00:03:26,014 --> 00:03:27,845 No, thank you. I don't need your help. 67 00:03:27,949 --> 00:03:31,112 It does seem like you've been having a lot of trouble since the hair transplants. 68 00:03:31,219 --> 00:03:35,178 - Maybe you should see a "bubaman." - A bubaman? 69 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:37,554 Oh, uh, doctor. It's a British expression. 70 00:03:37,659 --> 00:03:39,752 Like they say "go up box" instead of �elevator." 71 00:03:39,861 --> 00:03:42,261 Like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist." 72 00:03:42,363 --> 00:03:45,355 - Boy, that Rita's a smarty. - True, but it's not like anybody appreciates it. 73 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:48,196 - Mom and Dad do not like Rita. - Are they crazy? She's amazing. 74 00:03:48,303 --> 00:03:51,033 I saw her last night. She helped me with this project I was doing. 75 00:03:51,139 --> 00:03:53,539 Maeby was struggling with a screenplay... 76 00:03:53,641 --> 00:03:55,802 in her secret life as a film executive. 77 00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:58,743 - Is that a story? - Not yet. It doesn't have an ending. 78 00:03:58,846 --> 00:04:02,077 He's in LA. She's in Japan. How do I get these two characters together? 79 00:04:02,183 --> 00:04:05,243 - Maybe they could walk. - Across the ocean? 80 00:04:05,353 --> 00:04:08,254 - If it's not too deep. - No. Deep is good. 81 00:04:08,356 --> 00:04:11,223 People are gonna say, "What the hell just happened? I'd better say I like it." 82 00:04:11,326 --> 00:04:13,886 - 'Cause nobody wants to seem stupid. - I like it. 83 00:04:13,995 --> 00:04:16,725 The Ocean Walker. Holy crap. That's gonna look good on a hat. 84 00:04:16,831 --> 00:04:19,459 And Michael caught up with his brother. 85 00:04:19,567 --> 00:04:22,058 I need a favor. As you know, I'm gettin' married in a month. 86 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:25,571 - Say no more. - Great. Are you sure that you know what... 87 00:04:25,673 --> 00:04:29,439 - Yep, yep, yep. Got it. - Super. Just so that we're both clear... 88 00:04:29,544 --> 00:04:32,411 You want me to do a magic show at the wedding. I'm on it. 89 00:04:32,513 --> 00:04:35,482 I'm so glad we pushed through that. No magic. 90 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:38,484 Why, because of the one little screw-up last time? 91 00:04:38,586 --> 00:04:41,282 - Put her out! Put her out! - Tracey! On fire! Roll! 92 00:04:41,389 --> 00:04:43,289 Thank God we already did the pictures. 93 00:04:43,391 --> 00:04:46,986 Which reminds me that Rita shouldn't wear any hair spray at this thing. 94 00:04:47,095 --> 00:04:49,825 - I just want you to be my witness. - You want me to... 95 00:04:51,532 --> 00:04:53,261 be your best man? 96 00:04:53,368 --> 00:04:55,996 It's just a signature I need on the license. 97 00:04:56,104 --> 00:04:58,436 My son's not old enough. It's... It's no big deal. 98 00:04:58,539 --> 00:05:00,973 I will not take this sacred duty lightly. 99 00:05:01,075 --> 00:05:06,479 I am gonna get you the single healthiest call girl that this town has ever seen. 100 00:05:06,581 --> 00:05:08,674 This is why I'm calling it a witness and not a best man. 101 00:05:08,783 --> 00:05:10,876 All you gotta do is watch. 102 00:05:10,985 --> 00:05:13,385 I'm not gonna spend this kind of money and not watch. 103 00:05:13,888 --> 00:05:15,718 This may have been a bad choice. 104 00:05:17,392 --> 00:05:20,225 Hey, hello. Look at you two... Tweedledee, Tweedledum. 105 00:05:20,328 --> 00:05:22,319 Michael didn't mean it in that way. 106 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:24,955 How could he? He didn't even know. 107 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:28,126 We had the best time. She's got such an amazing fashion sense. 108 00:05:28,236 --> 00:05:31,137 - You guys got these jackets on inside-out? - That way, you see the label. 109 00:05:31,239 --> 00:05:34,868 That's what you're paying for, right? It's a great statement on fashion. 110 00:05:34,976 --> 00:05:37,537 - Plus it doesn't tickle your neck. 111 00:05:39,147 --> 00:05:41,945 Michael took Lindsay aside to share his concerns. 112 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,144 Lindsay, when did you first realize that you and Tobias... 113 00:05:45,253 --> 00:05:47,153 had no chance at a physical relationship? 114 00:05:47,255 --> 00:05:50,486 Oh, my God. Do you think we have no chance at a physical relationship? 115 00:05:50,591 --> 00:05:54,891 So, just now. See, Rita and I have not been physical yet, and... 116 00:05:54,996 --> 00:05:57,487 You don't think she's doing this just for a green card, do you? 117 00:05:57,598 --> 00:06:01,534 No. She's not that kind of person. You just haven't been alone with her. 118 00:06:01,636 --> 00:06:04,434 Ask her to stay over at a hotel with you tonight. 119 00:06:04,539 --> 00:06:07,167 - She's gonna know what that means. - That is not a bad idea. 120 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:10,073 Don't... Don't do that. 121 00:06:10,178 --> 00:06:13,443 And Gob began to prepare a magic trick for Michael's wedding. 122 00:06:13,548 --> 00:06:16,517 Takes his queen... 123 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:19,142 and showers her with diamonds! 124 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,813 Clubs. Club sauce. 125 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,357 He covers her with club sauce. 126 00:06:24,459 --> 00:06:26,359 That'll be my line if that happens. 127 00:06:26,461 --> 00:06:29,055 Is that a magic trick? I love magic. 128 00:06:29,163 --> 00:06:31,791 I don't appreciate the dry British humor. 129 00:06:33,868 --> 00:06:37,201 Please do a magic trick for me. 130 00:06:37,305 --> 00:06:40,331 Well, I shouldn't. I'd hate to be blamed... 131 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:43,968 for setting another one of Michael's brides... on fire! 132 00:06:45,413 --> 00:06:47,381 Oh. Lighter fluid, like Uncle Trevor uses. 133 00:06:47,482 --> 00:06:50,042 But wherever did it come from? 134 00:06:50,151 --> 00:06:53,279 Okay, I've gotta get you into an illusion at the wedding. 135 00:06:53,388 --> 00:06:56,482 - How long can you hold your breath? - Oh, long. One time, 20 minutes. 136 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,924 Actually, her record was 20 seconds. 137 00:07:00,027 --> 00:07:02,825 You can stop it. It's okay. I'm gonna take your word for it. 138 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:06,161 Now I just need to find a trick that puts you out of oxygen for 20 minutes. 139 00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:09,862 Sorry? Did I hear the word "trick"? And it smells a lot like lighter fluid in here. 140 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,962 I did say no tricks, Gob, and I mean it. 141 00:07:12,073 --> 00:07:15,406 What if I find a trick that has her float to the altar or something? 142 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:17,478 No, no. Love for her to walk and not to drown... 143 00:07:17,578 --> 00:07:20,103 or fly through the air or catch on fire. 144 00:07:20,214 --> 00:07:22,944 - Is she allergic to cat fur? - Uh, no tigers. 145 00:07:23,050 --> 00:07:24,950 Great. 146 00:07:25,052 --> 00:07:27,384 So, uh, Rita, um... 147 00:07:27,488 --> 00:07:30,150 I was wondering if maybe you and I... 148 00:07:30,258 --> 00:07:32,692 might head down to a hotel? 149 00:07:32,794 --> 00:07:36,025 - Maybe some alone time. - Oh, yes. 150 00:07:36,130 --> 00:07:38,758 - Yeah? - Maybe our rooms could touch. 151 00:07:40,366 --> 00:07:43,667 I... I was hoping maybe for more than just our rooms to touch. 152 00:07:43,771 --> 00:07:46,296 I was thinking maybe we could be... 153 00:07:46,407 --> 00:07:50,468 in the same room, be in the same bed. 154 00:07:50,578 --> 00:07:54,275 I see what you mean... a real sleepover. 155 00:07:54,382 --> 00:07:56,213 - Well, maybe. - Okay. 156 00:07:56,317 --> 00:07:58,808 - Really? - Maybe I should go home and get my things. 157 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,820 I do kinda miss my jammies. 158 00:08:00,922 --> 00:08:02,947 I think they're gonna have a lot of that stuff there. 159 00:08:03,057 --> 00:08:05,184 And my tiny teddy. 160 00:08:05,293 --> 00:08:08,785 Good. Yes, get that. 161 00:08:08,896 --> 00:08:11,797 And so George Michael drove Rita to Wee Britain. 162 00:08:11,899 --> 00:08:14,493 It's nice to be with someone young. 163 00:08:14,602 --> 00:08:17,298 We can listen to young people's music for a change. 164 00:08:17,405 --> 00:08:19,373 Great. Yeah, please. 165 00:08:26,581 --> 00:08:29,347 That's when he first grew concerned. 166 00:08:30,451 --> 00:08:33,579 And Rita packed for her sleepover. 167 00:08:33,688 --> 00:08:37,021 Do you have any idea what a sleepover is? 'Cause it's not just sleep. 168 00:08:37,124 --> 00:08:40,491 I know what it is, Trevor. I've seen your secret magazine. 169 00:08:43,264 --> 00:08:46,995 I want to have grown-up fun... spoon and figgy pudding... 170 00:08:47,101 --> 00:08:49,501 rabbit down dum, druggeries hollow. 171 00:08:49,604 --> 00:08:51,504 And I want to have pop-pop. 172 00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:54,234 The very fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready. 173 00:08:54,342 --> 00:08:57,869 And for your information, that's a cricket magazine. 174 00:09:00,781 --> 00:09:03,181 Whether you like it or not, you're still a child in many ways. 175 00:09:03,284 --> 00:09:06,412 I got a problem with you having sexual relations with that man. 176 00:09:06,521 --> 00:09:09,285 - So do I. - It's not your fault your parents were cousins. 177 00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:14,089 But here we are, and I've been charged with taking care of you, and I'm bloody well gonna do it. 178 00:09:14,195 --> 00:09:18,632 Well, Michael will be my cousin soon enough, 'cause we're getting married. 179 00:09:18,733 --> 00:09:20,291 - Married? - Married! 180 00:09:20,401 --> 00:09:23,529 - Totally out of the question! - Married, married, married! 181 00:09:23,638 --> 00:09:25,833 All right, that does it. You're not going anywhere. 182 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,738 - I'm puttin' the invisible locks on the door. - That's not fair. 183 00:09:28,843 --> 00:09:30,902 - Lock, lock. - It's not fair! 184 00:09:31,012 --> 00:09:32,980 - It's just not fair! - Lock, lock. 185 00:09:34,849 --> 00:09:37,249 I gotta find a new hiding place for that magazine. 186 00:09:37,351 --> 00:09:39,819 And Michael was waiting at the hotel. 187 00:09:39,921 --> 00:09:42,185 Hey, Dad. Just wanted to let you know... 188 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,020 that I'm at a hotel with my wife-to-be. 189 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:49,222 - And we're very, very much in love. - Put her on. 190 00:09:49,330 --> 00:09:53,289 - Michael briefly considered faking the voice. - I... 191 00:09:53,401 --> 00:09:55,335 - She's in the shower. - I'll wait. 192 00:09:55,436 --> 00:09:57,404 Let's wait. 193 00:10:01,342 --> 00:10:03,242 Don't you want me to just call you back or... 194 00:10:03,344 --> 00:10:05,938 No. I got nowhere to go. I'm under house arrest. 195 00:10:06,047 --> 00:10:08,072 Let's watch something together. 196 00:10:09,884 --> 00:10:12,409 Wow. That Blossom grew up, huh? 197 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,488 Say, how's that shower comin'? 198 00:10:14,589 --> 00:10:16,750 - All right, look, she's not in the shower. - Really? 199 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:18,757 She said that she'd meet me at the hotel. 200 00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:22,351 - I called you a little prematurely, but she is coming. - Really? 201 00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:29,960 Uh! Hey, put Rita on. 202 00:10:30,071 --> 00:10:32,096 That's when Michael finally accepted... 203 00:10:32,206 --> 00:10:35,141 that Rita wasn't coming... 204 00:10:35,242 --> 00:10:38,336 and that local calls were 2.95 a minute. 205 00:10:38,446 --> 00:10:41,745 - Come on! - That's where they get you. 206 00:10:44,451 --> 00:10:47,978 Michael drove to Wee Britain to call off the wedding... 207 00:10:48,088 --> 00:10:50,784 that he now realized was not based on love. 208 00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:53,688 - Who is it? - It's Michael, Rita. Can I come in? 209 00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:56,762 - I can't let you in. - You didn't show up last night. 210 00:10:56,863 --> 00:10:59,331 The least you can do is talk to me face-to-face. 211 00:10:59,432 --> 00:11:01,696 I can't. Trevor locked the door. 212 00:11:01,801 --> 00:11:04,235 He doesn't want me to be with you. 213 00:11:04,337 --> 00:11:06,601 What? He locked the door? You can't unlock this door? 214 00:11:06,706 --> 00:11:09,937 - I can't even see half the locks. - Rita? What? 215 00:11:10,043 --> 00:11:13,206 They're invisible. Trevor's the only one who can see them. 216 00:11:13,313 --> 00:11:16,282 I've got an idea. Go next to the window. I'm gonna climb up. 217 00:11:17,317 --> 00:11:20,980 - Be careful. - I will. 218 00:11:24,190 --> 00:11:27,182 And so Michael set about rescuing the beautiful... 219 00:11:27,293 --> 00:11:30,660 sweet, mentally challenged woman he'd fallen in love with... 220 00:11:30,763 --> 00:11:34,255 without realizing she was mentally challenged. 221 00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:36,767 - Yea, Michael! Yea! - Who undid the locks? 222 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,804 - Come on out. - Trevor's back. 223 00:11:38,905 --> 00:11:41,430 - Come on. Hop on. - What? 224 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:43,270 - Hop on. - Huh? 225 00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:47,506 - Ready? - Oh! Oh! 226 00:11:47,614 --> 00:11:49,582 Whee! Oh! 227 00:11:49,682 --> 00:11:52,549 Hey! Stop that! The both of ya come back! 228 00:11:52,652 --> 00:11:55,678 - You can't stop us. - Nothing can stop us now. 229 00:11:55,788 --> 00:12:00,624 Nothing in the world of man nor beast nor time can... 230 00:12:03,428 --> 00:12:04,891 !@%$ all! 231 00:12:04,998 --> 00:12:09,025 Reunited with Rita, Michael told his parents he'd be getting married tomorrow. 232 00:12:09,135 --> 00:12:12,798 - We're getting married tomorrow. - God help her if she tries to rename Bluthton. 233 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:15,534 I'll sink it first. I swear, I'll sink the whole damn thing. 234 00:12:16,142 --> 00:12:18,304 They're goin' through with it... tomorrow. 235 00:12:18,911 --> 00:12:22,279 But George and Lucille had a surprise visitor. 236 00:12:22,382 --> 00:12:24,407 All right! Where the hell is Rita? 237 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:26,951 - I'm her uncle. - Let the handouts begin. 238 00:12:27,053 --> 00:12:30,250 There's not gonna be any handouts, and she is not gonna marry your son. 239 00:12:30,356 --> 00:12:32,881 - You're against this marriage too. - Well, of course I am. 240 00:12:32,992 --> 00:12:35,722 Rita's not capable of makin' a decision like that. 241 00:12:35,828 --> 00:12:39,093 You are not gonna get Rita's millions just because she's mentally challenged. 242 00:12:39,199 --> 00:12:41,497 - Millions? - Millions? 243 00:12:41,601 --> 00:12:44,764 - Mentally challenged? - Shh! It's not polite. 244 00:12:44,871 --> 00:12:48,671 She owns all of Wee Britain and also the Wee Britain in Cleveland. 245 00:12:48,775 --> 00:12:50,800 'Course, we're probably gonna lose all that... 246 00:12:50,910 --> 00:12:53,606 if her ridiculous idea for Sea Britain goes through. 247 00:12:55,248 --> 00:12:57,182 We are not after her money. 248 00:12:57,283 --> 00:13:01,913 And I don't think Michael even knows about her... condition. 249 00:13:02,021 --> 00:13:03,921 It's funny how Americans don't pick up on that. 250 00:13:04,023 --> 00:13:07,754 I think it's 'cause of her accent and the plastic surgery she's been able to afford. 251 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:10,420 We wouldn't have this trouble if they'd met last year. 252 00:13:12,198 --> 00:13:15,793 I gotta put a stop to this. I'm gonna search every bloody hotel in town. 253 00:13:15,902 --> 00:13:18,302 Oh! Legoland. I think they said... 254 00:13:18,404 --> 00:13:20,372 - they were going to Legoland. - They did say Legoland. 255 00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:22,338 I didn't hear anything about Legoland. 256 00:13:22,442 --> 00:13:25,172 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 257 00:13:25,278 --> 00:13:27,838 We think he may be mentally challenged. 258 00:13:27,947 --> 00:13:29,972 - Huh? - All right then. 259 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:33,382 We have got 24 hours to get them married... 260 00:13:33,486 --> 00:13:36,614 before Michael figures out what she really is. 261 00:13:36,723 --> 00:13:41,820 This is the first time in two years you sound like George Bluth. 262 00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:48,560 Later that night, Michael was at the hotel with his bride-to-be. 263 00:13:48,668 --> 00:13:52,069 - Rita, I've been really looking forward to this. - Me too. 264 00:13:52,171 --> 00:13:56,471 I want to have sexual relations. 265 00:13:56,576 --> 00:13:59,636 The mere fact that you call it that tells me that you are ready. 266 00:13:59,746 --> 00:14:02,112 - That's why I brought this. - Oh! 267 00:14:02,215 --> 00:14:04,649 You go ahead and whip out that tiny teddy... 268 00:14:04,751 --> 00:14:07,311 and then we're gonna think up a fun safe word. 269 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:10,651 George Michael, I did not know that you were... 270 00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:15,352 Um, go ahead and talk out here. 271 00:14:15,461 --> 00:14:17,361 Just got back from the "bumpaddle" courts. 272 00:14:17,463 --> 00:14:19,397 Tomorrow, I'm teachin' her baseball. 273 00:14:19,499 --> 00:14:21,364 - It might take a while. - Sorry? 274 00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:23,833 Listen, Dad, th-this is... hard... 275 00:14:23,936 --> 00:14:26,097 This is hard for me to say. 276 00:14:26,205 --> 00:14:31,233 I was videotaping Rita. Let's just say it would be cute if it was someone much younger. 277 00:14:33,346 --> 00:14:36,440 I'm sorry. Maybe I should get another tape. They're not expensive. 278 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,687 That's the plastic fruit, Dad. 279 00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:46,418 It's very convincing fruit. Okay? 280 00:14:46,526 --> 00:14:50,792 And... She's goin' back in for another? 281 00:14:50,897 --> 00:14:54,799 You know, they don't even have bananas in England. Okay, Son? 282 00:14:54,901 --> 00:14:57,233 Now, I know this is hard for you... 283 00:14:57,337 --> 00:15:01,068 but it would be nice to be supported in some... 284 00:15:01,174 --> 00:15:03,142 Now she's goin' into the grapes. 285 00:15:03,242 --> 00:15:05,608 Yeah. She really liked those. 286 00:15:05,712 --> 00:15:07,976 I'm sorry. 287 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:11,949 I think she might be... retar-retarded. 288 00:15:14,153 --> 00:15:16,917 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 289 00:15:21,794 --> 00:15:24,092 Say hello to my tiny teddy. 290 00:15:25,197 --> 00:15:28,293 Tiny Teddy? Oh! 291 00:15:28,401 --> 00:15:30,665 And that's when it dawned on Michael. 292 00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:33,568 - Oh, you teach kids, huh? - I like to think they teach me. 293 00:15:34,741 --> 00:15:37,232 That way I can see if you have a monster. 294 00:15:40,179 --> 00:15:42,010 Be careful. 295 00:15:51,057 --> 00:15:53,355 I have made a huge mistake. 296 00:15:59,097 --> 00:16:01,657 Michael had just been shown... 297 00:16:01,766 --> 00:16:03,734 that his fianc�e might be mentally challenged. 298 00:16:03,835 --> 00:16:06,531 - So, - But he needed proof. - are you ready for lie-down kisses with me? 299 00:16:06,638 --> 00:16:08,902 Maybe we oughta just talk a little bit. 300 00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:11,942 I mean, what the heck? For instance, you've never told me... 301 00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:14,534 how many houses there are in the British Parliament. 302 00:16:14,646 --> 00:16:16,944 - Seven. - Are there? 303 00:16:17,048 --> 00:16:19,778 - The answer is three. - Does sound about right. 304 00:16:19,884 --> 00:16:21,977 Three is the correct answer. 305 00:16:22,087 --> 00:16:24,851 - Rita... Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Come on. Let's have our fun! 306 00:16:24,956 --> 00:16:28,414 Rita corny Michael. 307 00:16:28,526 --> 00:16:31,552 So Michael used a line that was just as corny. 308 00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:34,154 You know, I think that we should wait... 309 00:16:34,266 --> 00:16:36,530 until after we're married. 310 00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:41,568 Married! Married, married, married! 311 00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:43,971 Okay! Night-night! 312 00:16:44,075 --> 00:16:48,808 And Michael felt he deserved a $15 thing of candy beans. 313 00:16:54,119 --> 00:16:57,611 The next morning, however, as Michael prepared to let Rita down gently... 314 00:16:57,722 --> 00:17:00,190 - he was met with another surprise. - Surprise! 315 00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:02,920 - What's this? - We're throwing you a wedding. 316 00:17:03,028 --> 00:17:07,158 - Oh, how lovely! - On us. 317 00:17:07,265 --> 00:17:09,995 Everything you see. Show him the waffle bar, Larry. 318 00:17:10,101 --> 00:17:12,831 - It's over there. - And check out banner, Michael. 319 00:17:12,937 --> 00:17:15,701 I'm gonna go set up. 320 00:17:15,807 --> 00:17:18,435 I was just gonna talk to Rita about all of this. 321 00:17:18,543 --> 00:17:23,173 Rita, I think that we should, um, wait a little while. 322 00:17:23,281 --> 00:17:25,681 Wait? Why? I don't wanna wait. 323 00:17:25,784 --> 00:17:31,450 I want to get married and have sexual relations like you promised. 324 00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:35,253 Where did you get this firecracker? I love her, Michael. 325 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,885 So do I. I wanna kiss my new daughter-in-law. 326 00:17:37,996 --> 00:17:40,590 - Hey, not on our time, Larry. - Right on the lips. 327 00:17:40,699 --> 00:17:44,396 - No, no. Please, take it easy. - I'm gonna get my dress from the... from the room. 328 00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:46,697 Yes. I'll help you put it on inside-out. 329 00:17:46,805 --> 00:17:49,672 Let's... Let's not all get, um... 330 00:17:49,774 --> 00:17:52,538 Mom, what's goin' on? I thought you guys were against all this. 331 00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:54,612 Well, we feel that you know best... 332 00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:57,443 and who are we to interfere, and you love this girl. 333 00:17:57,549 --> 00:18:00,746 And the rest will just be little happy surprises... 334 00:18:00,852 --> 00:18:03,650 - along the way, like you said. - Yeah. 335 00:18:03,755 --> 00:18:06,883 With the exception of the retard thing. 336 00:18:06,991 --> 00:18:10,722 - Oh, God. - Tell me you didn't just say that. 337 00:18:10,829 --> 00:18:12,920 You knew? 338 00:18:13,431 --> 00:18:15,661 You knew, yet you still wanted me to go through with this. 339 00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:19,066 What can I say? I'm crazy about the little dullard. 340 00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:21,229 Oh, my God. She's rich. 341 00:18:21,339 --> 00:18:24,274 This is a new low, even for you, Mom. 342 00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:28,746 What is wrong with you? 343 00:18:28,847 --> 00:18:30,747 Larry, go to a mirror. 344 00:18:33,184 --> 00:18:35,448 - You're fired. - You're fired. What? 345 00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:39,284 It's over. And this is how you tell me... in the middle of a wedding? 346 00:18:39,391 --> 00:18:41,416 You shouldn't have said anything. You shouldn't have said anything. 347 00:18:41,526 --> 00:18:43,585 You were right. Now what am I gonna do? 348 00:18:43,695 --> 00:18:47,290 I've been thinking. Every society has their own rules about this stuff. 349 00:18:47,399 --> 00:18:50,095 For instance, in some states, it's legal to marry your own cousin. 350 00:18:50,201 --> 00:18:54,194 California's blocked it twice, but only because they tacked it onto an estate law thing. 351 00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:56,603 - We had the signatures. - You're 16, and you know all that. 352 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:59,677 She's 30 and a half. She probably can't list the seven houses of Parliament. 353 00:18:59,778 --> 00:19:02,042 - There's three. - Now I gotta break her heart. 354 00:19:02,147 --> 00:19:04,775 Doesn't she have to leave the country if you don't marry her? 355 00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:08,148 Yeah, I guess I can keep my promise about that, huh? 356 00:19:08,253 --> 00:19:10,221 There wouldn't be any real intimacy... 357 00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:13,222 and it would be the strongest marriage in the family. 358 00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:17,818 But as much as I'd like to, you can't ignore the fact that she is mentally disabled. 359 00:19:17,929 --> 00:19:19,954 Oh, my God. 360 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,368 I'm wearing an inside-out bridesmaid's dress. 361 00:19:24,469 --> 00:19:28,132 - You'd better catch her, Dad. - Not gonna be easy. She's an Olympic silver... 362 00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:32,400 I just figured that one out. 363 00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:37,072 Okay. Well, I have to go stop production on The Ocean Walker. 364 00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:43,152 - You found out. - Took me long enough. 365 00:19:43,254 --> 00:19:49,090 Maybe you're not smart either. I didn't know until they told me. 366 00:19:49,194 --> 00:19:52,357 No. I'm just a narcissist who was too self-involved to see the truth. 367 00:19:52,464 --> 00:19:54,159 That makes no sense to me. 368 00:19:54,265 --> 00:19:57,098 Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm being too hard on myself. 369 00:19:57,202 --> 00:20:01,298 You know, the truth is... is that I did just see what I wanted to see. 370 00:20:01,406 --> 00:20:04,842 Rita, you're so beautiful, and you're so sweet. 371 00:20:04,943 --> 00:20:08,743 And you deserve to find somebody a lot more like you. 372 00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:12,044 I don't think that either one of us would be happy. 373 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:14,243 So, it's bye-bye to Rita then? 374 00:20:14,352 --> 00:20:16,684 Unless you really want to stay in America. 375 00:20:16,788 --> 00:20:20,747 - I wanted to be with you. - Hoy! Rita! 376 00:20:20,859 --> 00:20:23,953 Time to go now. Back to England, love. 377 00:20:24,062 --> 00:20:27,190 Oh, Michael, will you come visit me lots? 378 00:20:27,298 --> 00:20:30,699 That's gonna be difficult, Rita. You're gonna be across an ocean. 379 00:20:30,802 --> 00:20:33,362 - Well, you can always walk. - Not on the water. 380 00:20:33,471 --> 00:20:36,702 Oh, Michael, you're such a grown-up. 381 00:20:43,648 --> 00:20:45,548 Hey! He-Hey! 382 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,312 Hang on a sec. That's part of your trick, right? 383 00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:55,915 No. That's not my trick, Michael. 384 00:21:00,331 --> 00:21:02,492 On the next Arrested Development. 385 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,296 It's my illusion! 386 00:21:05,403 --> 00:21:07,394 Michael relives a wedding nightmare. 387 00:21:07,505 --> 00:21:10,065 - Help! Put him out! - My hair! My beautiful hair! 388 00:21:10,174 --> 00:21:13,439 - Push him in the pool! - Why am I not going underwater? 389 00:21:13,545 --> 00:21:16,912 Dear God! Why am I not going underwater? 34072

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