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Previously on Arrested Development.
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Michael and his son were
camping out at the family cabin...
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- before it was to be relocated.
- I'm just in the middle of a stupid girl problem.
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I don't even have a girl,
much less a stupid one.
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No, the problem is stupid.
The girl isn't stupid.
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But if they ever had a child, it would be...
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because the girl
was his cousin Maeby.
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Tomorrow morning, before we tell
the cops that that's not Pop-Pop in prison...
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we're gonna go down
to the lake, we're gonna discuss...
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your girl problem man-to-man,
and it's gonna be fun.
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Especially the part about the cops.
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But Pop-Pop had other plans...
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and Michael awoke to find
his camping trip going south.
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Well, you better get up now
if you want to see the lake.
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And that was when George Sr.
Made a desperate plea.
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Promise me you won't
send me back to prison...
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so I can be with my dear love Lucille...
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in the twilight of her face.
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Michael didn't send his father back to prison...
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but instead arranged for him
to be placed under house arrest.
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George, we're never going to be...
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out of each other's sight.
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Which made this woman his warden.
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Oh, dear God.
Send me back to prison.
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- You gotta send me back to prison.
- More touching.
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Michael went to
his parents� penthouse to discuss...
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his father's ever-worsening
legal situation.
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- Where is everybody?
- How should I know, Michael?
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As soon as Father came back,
I've been like the Invisible Man.
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"Hello! Can anyone see me?"
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- Where's your hand, anyway?
- Why even bother getting dressed up?
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- I have no one.
- Buster, come on now.
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If you're really lonely, maybe
it's time you went out there...
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and you got yourself
a girlf... A pet.
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- How about a turtle?
- Great.
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I've always loved those
leathery little snappy faces.
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You certainly have a type.
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Mother, have you seen
my rubber hand?
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Oh, it's in the dishwasher. Your father
and I were using it for something.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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- Can't you keep my hand to yourself?
- Uh, "used it for something"?
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He's just jealous that I have
a man back in my life.
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And guess what else is back.
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- My breakfast?
- My friskiness.
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- Mama horny, Michael.
- No, it's my breakfast.
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I'm amazed Dad hasn't strangled
himself with his belt yet.
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Oh, we're into all kinds of freaky stuff.
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Why do I eat breakfast before I come here?
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What the hell is this?
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Well, now that Dad's back,
I'm going to perform...
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one grand illusion for him
before he strangles himself with his belt.
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- No, no. Turns out they're into that.
- Oh.
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Well, check it.
The illusion is called "Free Bird."
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A magical bird... me in a beak...
stands on a platform.
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There's a puff of smoke, then I'm gone.
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Then seconds later, high above
in a once-empty cage...
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- Who should appear?
- A guy that kind of looks like you?
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No. Not how I do the trick.
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Even if it was, how'd
the look-alike get up there?
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- He was hiding behind this mirror here?
- No!
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For your information,
Dad asked me to do this...
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on the day he pleads not guilty...
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as a spectacular protest.
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A "protest-acular."
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Maybe even get it
on the local news.
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Excuse me. I was just
looking for a marker...
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A Magic Marker.
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I want it out of my living room.
Put it in Buster's room.
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That's where she keeps things
she has no need for.
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Oh, God.
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I'm gonna run this through again
on "Pots and Pans."
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You know, Gob, instead of trying to impress
a father that couldn't care less about you...
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why don't you try spending
some time with your son...
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who's dying to reconnect with you?
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Gob had discovered
he was the father of this boy.
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- Well, then just tell him that Steve Holt stopped by, okay?
- Okay.
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He'd been ducking him ever since.
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Tom? Come on over here.
I've got a vitamin for you.
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- He's the one who can't see me.
- Because you were hiding in the trick?
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Illusion, Michael.
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I so very much would like to be...
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in your "prostate-icular"...
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- as your look-alike.
- Right.
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They're gonna see the ink.
It's more of a leading man role.
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But it's not really done that way.
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Guess I shouldn't have
used a permanent marker.
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Starting to see why
you want that divorce.
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Yeah, well, actually,
I've been thinking.
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Instead of spending money
on a divorce...
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which can be slow...
well, maybe I should get something faster.
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Not the car.
I said no to the Volvo.
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The Lexus. The Volvo didn't have
satellite radio, which is crazy.
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I mean, what are we, Amish?
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I knew you wouldn't have the guts
to go through with the divorce.
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You're one to talk. You haven't had
a serious relationship since your wife.
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And... you guys weren't even
speaking toward the end.
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- Lot of that was the coma.
- Yeah. I've heard your side of it.
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You haven't had the guts to meet someone else.
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- Uh...
- Look who finally got his pants on.
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You've got 10 minutes.
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You gotta get me out of here.
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You're the one that said no to prison.
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I was wrong. There you just had
to shut your eyes and take it.
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Here you have to shut your eyes
and give it. Now listen.
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We can't just go in there
and plead not guilty.
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We have to have someone big
behind us. Our own private Matlock.
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So I made some calls, and I got him.
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- Got who?
- Andy Griffith.
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- What, you never saw Matlock?
- Not a real attorney, Dad.
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Now, for 10 grand, he'll actually...
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sit behind us in court
and read the paper.
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For 15, he'll actually sit
at the defense table.
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For $20,000, he'll twice...
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lean forward
and whisper something in your ear.
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Oh. White suit...
That's extra.
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Well, that's an awful lot of money
for the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
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- The juries love him.
- That's just it, Dad.
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There won't be a jury
because we are pleading guilty.
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I am not guilt...
I didn't want to tell you this.
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- Ready for the bombshell?
- Andy Griffith wasn't the bombshell?
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I'm a patsy.
I was set up... by the Brits.
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A group of British builders
operating outside the OC...
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- Don't call it that.
- Contacted me...
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for a partnership
to build homes overseas.
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I did not know they meant Iraq.
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We've got a picture of you
with Saddam Hussein.
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I thought that was the guy
who played the Soup Nazi.
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- Come on.
- I told him how much I liked his work.
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The Brits used that picture
to blackmail me.
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A picture like that, Michael,
can end your career.
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Not in every case.
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These are dangerous people, Michael.
They'll do whatever it takes...
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to get inside this family
and just bring us down.
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- British people.
- Oh, they're polite and the men all sound gay...
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but they will rip out
your heart and...
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- Their breath...
- And you want to go after these people?
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Well, yes, it takes
a little courage, Michael.
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I know that's not
your strongest suit.
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You're... You're even scared
to ask a girl out on a date.
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Wh... Why does everybody
think that I'm scared of girls?
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- Because you're a chicken. You're a chicken.
- No, I'm not.
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What are you doing?
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Michael and women?
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That's what I was just telling him.
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Look, I haven't found the right girl.
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When I do, I will ask her out.
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Has anyone in this family
ever even seen a chicken?
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Wait, wait. I've got the perfect thing!
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That's enough.
I will give it one day.
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All right? I'll see if there's any
evidence of these nefarious Brits.
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But I'm warning you...
If I can't, we're pleading guilty.
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You're either going to jail, of if the judge
shows absolutely no mercy at all...
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you'll be staying here with my mother.
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Lindsay, I didn't want to tell you earlier,
but I did get you a car.
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- Is it the Lexus?
- It's more like a Lincoln.
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Oh, come on!
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There's no satellite radio,
but there's a banjo in the closet.
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And watch out for live-ins.
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You will get some live-ins.
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Michael was investigating his father's case...
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in the English section
of Orange County.
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Lanes reverse!
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You're driving on the wrong side,
you bloomin' idiot!
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I need to check the records...
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for any British-owned
building businesses...
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that would have applied for license
about 10 years ago.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. You need
a U.K. Passport to check those files.
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They're for British eyes only.
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Don't I look kind of British?
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Perhaps if you're willing
to lose 20 pounds.
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The clerk was asking for a bribe...
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- but this was lost on Michael.
- You guys do go for the jugular.
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If you find someone with a passport,
we're here till 8:00...
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and do stay for the Poppins.
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So Michael went to the local pub...
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- Bloody Yank!
- to see if he could find someone...
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- with a British passport.
- Welcome to the Yellow Fang.
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I am Lionel, and the soup of the day is...
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What's the soup of the day, Mum?
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- Bread.
- And the soup of the day is bread...
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Unless you�re just here for the Poppins.
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And that's when Michael saw
the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.
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Not her.
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Wait for it.
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Are you from Wee Britain?
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Great Britain, actually.
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I was wondering if you might
be willing to go somewhere with me.
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- I will pay you.
- You'll pay me?
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Not... Not for sex. You're gonna think
that I'm Jack the Ripper, right?
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- Didn't he kill prostitutes or...
- I'm not a prostitute.
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Then I shall let you live.
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This is my worst hello.
Let me try again.
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- My name is Michael.
- Rita.
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So I need access to these files...
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that are apparently
for British eyes only.
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Well, lucky for you,
my whole face is British.
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It's just across the street.
I really appreciate... Hello.
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- I thought you said you were open till 8:00.
- Oh, yes... GMT.
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Everything here is on Greenwich mean time.
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What a curious street.
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Uh... Wait, wait, Rita. I don't suppose
that you're here tomorrow morning?
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Oh, no. Not in the morning, no.
I'll be back at Slowbrooke.
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Slowbrooke... The private school.
You teach kids, huh?
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I like to think they teach me.
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- Like what? How to eat crayons, throw tantrums...
- Oh, no.
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Not when I'm there.
I'm very good.
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I didn't mean to impugn
your ability or, uh...
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It's turning into one of my worst good-byes.
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Farewell, and, uh...
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our paths shan't cross again.
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As you like it.
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Michael would have walked away forever...
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but he was struck by
something he remembered...
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- from his childhood.
- You know...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's the flight of the Mary Poppins.
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- Mary Poppins will take...
- Well, must be the Poppins.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
It's wrong to laugh.
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No, no, it was good. I liked it.
I was just gonna ask you...
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Pre-schools just go half day, right?
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I'm not trying to pick you up, but
is there any way that I can come by...
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- pick you up, bring you here?
- Yeah, l... I, uh...
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I suppose I could sneak out at nap time.
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- Yes? Perfect. Great.
- Mmm.
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And I shall drop you
off alive, hooker or no.
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Tobias, still hoping to be in Gob's trick...
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- ventured into a costume shop he'd stumbled upon...
- Oh, look who's back.
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- years earlier.
- Are you gonna buy this time, or you just curious?
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I suppose I'm, uh, buy-curious.
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I have a big TV opportunity.
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This is where all the big TVs come.
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00:11:18,163 --> 00:11:21,929
- Uh, let's start with the Eve Arden.
- All right.
232
00:11:22,034 --> 00:11:23,934
Michael, meanwhile, called his sister.
233
00:11:24,036 --> 00:11:27,199
I wanted to tell you that I got myself
a date with a beautiful woman...
234
00:11:27,305 --> 00:11:30,741
named Rita, and you're the chicken, not me.
235
00:11:30,842 --> 00:11:33,174
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck...
236
00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:37,044
Okay. That's a pretty good chicken.
237
00:11:48,393 --> 00:11:50,293
Watch out!
238
00:11:50,395 --> 00:11:53,057
Crazy Brit!
239
00:11:53,165 --> 00:11:55,258
What's the problem?
240
00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:57,267
I know what you were
doing back there.
241
00:11:57,369 --> 00:11:59,269
And if you've got half
a!@%$# brain...
242
00:11:59,371 --> 00:12:02,534
- you'll leave it alone.
- You talking about back in Wee Britain?
243
00:12:02,641 --> 00:12:04,541
- I was just asking a few questions.
- Yeah...
244
00:12:04,643 --> 00:12:06,543
A few too many, if you ask me.
245
00:12:06,645 --> 00:12:09,205
How would you like someone going
after some stupid person in your family?
246
00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:12,078
Now, back off, you!@%$# ponce!
247
00:12:14,252 --> 00:12:16,447
Wow.
248
00:12:16,555 --> 00:12:19,115
Dad was not kidding
about their breath.
249
00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:23,225
Michael had just been threatened...
250
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,760
by a foul-mouthed British man.
251
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,762
It's Michael. I'm not dressed.
252
00:12:27,864 --> 00:12:30,230
Gob, this is Michael.
253
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,494
Shouldn't you be getting ready
for your "Free Bird" trick?
254
00:12:32,602 --> 00:12:34,570
- I couldn't get the rights to "Free Bird."
- Oh.
255
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,299
I'm thinking about calling it "Free..."
I don't know. "Chicken."
256
00:12:37,407 --> 00:12:40,240
I thought you were investigating Dad's
sinister British connection.
257
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,243
Yeah. I, uh, tried, but, uh...
258
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,245
when I was leaving...
259
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:47,475
one of those British guys
came after me and told me to back off.
260
00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:49,677
Can't believe it, but Dad
may have been telling the truth.
261
00:12:49,786 --> 00:12:52,584
- This might be dangerous.
- So you came back here to hide like a child.
262
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:56,420
- What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?
- Hiding from a child.
263
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,585
- Big difference.
- Gob, Steve Holt is your son.
264
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,255
- He probably just feels a connection.
- He doesn't know what he feels.
265
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,264
I'm tried of being told.
266
00:13:04,801 --> 00:13:07,599
My God.
What is this feeling?
267
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,672
You know, the feeling that you're...
268
00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:12,833
that you're feeling, it's just
what many of us call a feeling.
269
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:14,842
It's not like envy...
270
00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:17,845
- Or even hungry.
- Could it be love?
271
00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:21,144
I know what an erection feels like, Michael.
No. It's the opposite.
272
00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:23,446
It's like my heart is getting hard.
273
00:13:24,487 --> 00:13:27,183
Maybe I am ready to be a father.
274
00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:29,349
- Hey, Dad?
- Whoa!
275
00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:31,450
It's my son, Gob.
276
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:35,156
You know, and what is it with the fathers
in this family always trying to deceive their...
277
00:13:35,265 --> 00:13:37,631
And that's when
Michael realized that the man...
278
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,259
who threatened him
must have been hired by George Sr.
279
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:42,338
I'm the patsy.
280
00:13:43,673 --> 00:13:45,607
Well, I gotta go.
George Michael?
281
00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:48,575
I'm sorry, but we're gonna talk
about that girl later, okay?
282
00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:50,578
Now all I have to do
is find that look-alike, Michael.
283
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,580
Michael?
284
00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:56,381
Hey!
285
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,650
That's a woman's wig.
286
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,656
I was told it was a bob.
287
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,755
- And Michael confronted his father.
- Find out anything?
288
00:14:06,863 --> 00:14:08,763
Yeah, I found out no matter
how many times I promise myself...
289
00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:10,765
I'm not gonna fall for it,
I always end up...
290
00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:12,892
- getting hustled by you.
- What are you talking about?
291
00:14:13,002 --> 00:14:15,766
The guy that you hired to threaten me
after I looked into the British connection.
292
00:14:15,872 --> 00:14:17,737
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Somebody threatened you?
293
00:14:17,841 --> 00:14:19,866
It's a wonderful performance.
You're a regular Brad Garrett.
294
00:14:19,976 --> 00:14:21,841
But I don't watch TV
at 3:00 in the afternoon...
295
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,674
and you can forget
about pleading not guilty.
296
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,340
- Guilty. We gotta plead guilty.
- What?
297
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,781
Michael, I didn't hire anyone,
I... I swear.
298
00:14:28,885 --> 00:14:31,752
If someone came after you,
they're for real.
299
00:14:31,855 --> 00:14:34,756
- Come on. You serious?
- I told you. These are bad guys.
300
00:14:34,858 --> 00:14:37,088
They do not want
this information out.
301
00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:39,354
He said he was gonna come
after somebody stupid in our family.
302
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,454
- That could be Buster.
- Could be Gob.
303
00:14:42,565 --> 00:14:45,432
- You're not guilty.
- We have to plead guilty.
304
00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:48,368
- We gotta plead guilty.
- We gotta throw ourselves on the mercy of the court.
305
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:51,736
- We gotta get Andy Griffith.
- In the suit.
306
00:14:51,841 --> 00:14:53,866
And Michael went to cancel with Rita.
307
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,411
Sorry. I just wanted
to let you know...
308
00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,946
that I'm not gonna be needing
your passport after all.
309
00:14:59,048 --> 00:15:01,380
We're just gonna go to court, plead guilty.
That'll be that.
310
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:05,113
- So it's bye-bye to Rita, then?
- Yes, I'll shake your hand good-bye...
311
00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:08,782
but, actually, I was wondering
if you might want to...
312
00:15:08,892 --> 00:15:12,123
I wouldn't. I'll make you blue.
313
00:15:12,228 --> 00:15:15,163
Rita was just talking about the finger paint...
314
00:15:15,265 --> 00:15:17,495
- but Michael didn't know that.
- I was just wondering...
315
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,434
if you might want to bid me fair morrow.
316
00:15:21,537 --> 00:15:25,234
Michael was filled with self-loathing.
317
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:29,437
Had he been Jack the Ripper,
he would have soothed himself...
318
00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:32,013
in a most unsavory way.
319
00:15:32,115 --> 00:15:34,174
But instead he just
sat in his car...
320
00:15:34,284 --> 00:15:37,481
and ate a whole thing
of candy beans.
321
00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:41,216
And back at the penthouse,
Gob had been called to see his father.
322
00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:43,224
New plan, right?
323
00:15:43,326 --> 00:15:46,318
You put me in the trick.
You make me the guy in the cage.
324
00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:48,488
Okay, I just gotta say
I'm really blown away by this.
325
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:51,829
You really want to be part of my world.
326
00:15:51,935 --> 00:15:56,429
- I do.
- God, I feel like my heart is straining through my shirt.
327
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,700
They take the ankle monitor off
when I get to court.
328
00:15:58,808 --> 00:16:01,675
So, you make me disappear,
you put Tobias in the cage...
329
00:16:01,778 --> 00:16:04,679
and by the time they realize
that that guy is not me...
330
00:16:04,781 --> 00:16:07,375
I'm running through
the storm drains to freedom.
331
00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:09,974
Where every day it rains...
332
00:16:10,086 --> 00:16:12,520
pennies from heaven!
333
00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:19,356
It was a... bird day...
334
00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:22,363
Gob, I know you're looking
for a twin for your illusion...
335
00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:25,298
and there's somebody
I'd like to put in a plug for.
336
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:29,360
Uh... Correction.
Make that 4,000 plugs.
337
00:16:29,472 --> 00:16:31,201
- Oh, God!
- Oh, come on.
338
00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:32,706
Mr. Gay, he's bleeding.
Mr. Gay...
339
00:16:32,809 --> 00:16:35,369
No, no, no, no...
I was scared too...
340
00:16:35,478 --> 00:16:38,470
but I realized it was
of being a leading man.
341
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:42,176
Oh, I can just taste those meaty
leading-man parts in my mouth.
342
00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:45,254
All right, listen to me. The trick
has changed. We want you to play me now.
343
00:16:45,355 --> 00:16:48,756
Oh, but that would mean
I'd have to sh...
344
00:16:48,858 --> 00:16:51,554
Shave my very...
tender head. I see.
345
00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:54,357
Okay. Well, perhaps
I jumped the gun...
346
00:16:54,464 --> 00:16:56,364
on those new head shots.
347
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:00,825
And later that day,
Michael arrived at the courthouse.
348
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,962
I can't believe you're
just giving up like this.
349
00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:05,040
Well, the guy threatened our family.
We have to plead guilty.
350
00:17:05,141 --> 00:17:07,109
No, I'm talking about that girl
you said you have a date with.
351
00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:09,178
All right, so I lied.
It wasn't a date.
352
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,178
But you could have
made one with her.
353
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,441
I think that Poppins knocked
the courage out of you.
354
00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:15,449
I guess I'm just not in her league.
355
00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:17,542
- How did you hear about the Poppins?
- It was on the news.
356
00:17:17,653 --> 00:17:20,679
An unlicensed Mary Poppins
takes down another tourist.
357
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:25,352
Is this the work of the Itsy Bitsy IRA?
358
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,361
I don't want to talk about this.
359
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,522
Dad, we're gonna go in there,
Andy Griffith's gonna whisper something.
360
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,532
We're gonna plead guilty.
Nice and simple.
361
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,102
- You didn't hear. We lost Andy.
- What are you talking about?
362
00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:37,195
- He didn't like his trailer.
- He thought we were making fun of him.
363
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,467
No one was making fun of Andy Griffith.
364
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,543
I can't emphasize that enough.
365
00:17:43,713 --> 00:17:45,613
Oh, God. Don't look now...
366
00:17:45,715 --> 00:17:47,615
but Gob's doing his magic show.
367
00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:50,743
Oh, boy, a stupid magic show.
We gotta watch this.
368
00:17:50,853 --> 00:17:54,949
- A big turnout.
- A lot of people are probably here for the free chicken.
369
00:17:55,058 --> 00:17:56,958
Gather round, humans...
370
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:58,960
and I will show you the plight...
371
00:17:59,062 --> 00:18:00,996
of an innocent man
who yearns to be...
372
00:18:01,097 --> 00:18:04,294
free as a bird!
373
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,801
I've gotta start labeling these suits.
374
00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:10,668
Who shall I send on this journey...
375
00:18:10,773 --> 00:18:13,264
to that dangling cage?
376
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:17,312
Oh, pick me. Look, could I be
in this stupid trick?
377
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,472
- Please?
- Steve Holt, what are you doing here?
378
00:18:19,582 --> 00:18:21,948
I just came to see the magic show.
379
00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:23,951
I didn't know it was you.
380
00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:27,181
- Do you like magic?
- No.
381
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:29,656
- I love it.
- And at that moment...
382
00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:32,990
Gob chose to show his own son
what he was capable of.
383
00:18:33,096 --> 00:18:35,360
I've decided I will be
performing the feat...
384
00:18:35,465 --> 00:18:37,365
myself.
385
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:41,301
- Wait. We're back to hair?
- Fortunately for Tobias, however...
386
00:18:41,404 --> 00:18:45,500
- he'd found it too painful
to part with his new hair.
387
00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:50,011
- Boy. Did I catch a break.
- So he opted to wear a bald cap.
388
00:18:50,113 --> 00:18:52,104
This chicken...
389
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,843
shall be wrongly cooped.
390
00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:01,688
- Is that a chicken?
- Oh, my God.
391
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:04,988
- Dad, are you all right?
- I fooled his own son.
392
00:19:05,094 --> 00:19:08,689
I am a leading man.
393
00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:10,993
And Gob himself
was running through the storm drains...
394
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,193
I'm sorry, Steve.
395
00:19:13,302 --> 00:19:15,133
- free as a chicken.
- I need to be a father.
396
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,174
And George Sr. needed to escape too.
397
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,675
I got him.
398
00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:25,579
Keeps him out of the kitchen.
399
00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:28,582
And Michael,
seeing what a life of cowardice leads to...
400
00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:30,811
decided he'd had enough of it.
401
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,718
And soon George Sr. came to,
and it was time...
402
00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:35,723
- to render a plea.
- Oh, no.
403
00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:38,055
Prosecution's got that stud from L.A. Law.
404
00:19:38,161 --> 00:19:41,028
- It's Harry Hamlin.
- I love my trailer.
405
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:43,223
In the matter of The People v. Bluth...
406
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:47,735
- how do you plead?
- We plead... not guilty.
407
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,997
Order in the court!
408
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,006
- Who let a flashbulb camera in?
- What are you doing?
409
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,168
I'm tired of the cowardice. You're not guilty.
We're gonna fight this.
410
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,542
They don't have a!@%$# prayer.
411
00:19:57,647 --> 00:20:01,014
Send the check to my accountant.
412
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:04,712
- This is where Andy could have helped us.
- I'm proud of you.
413
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:06,720
It's about time I showed a little courage.
414
00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:08,756
I just hope those Brits
aren't as dangerous as Dad said.
415
00:20:08,858 --> 00:20:10,758
Well, they're not gonna
get any closer to us.
416
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:14,091
If they do, we're gonna see them coming.
Oh, my God. That's Rita.
417
00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:17,598
I told her I was coming here and she came.
418
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,429
- That's Rita?
- Yeah.
419
00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:24,771
Wow. She is way out of his league.
420
00:20:24,874 --> 00:20:27,604
I'm glad you're here.
421
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:30,304
I wanna call you sometime
and take you out.
422
00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:32,381
Oh.
423
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,472
I'd really like that.
424
00:20:38,187 --> 00:20:40,781
And then, just to prove
to himself he wasn't a coward...
425
00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:43,757
he went one step further.
426
00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:50,465
And Rita was happy
to be in Michael's life as well.
427
00:20:52,702 --> 00:20:56,468
For you see, Rita
had a secret of her own.
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