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Hit it.
♪ Hey-Oh, yah, hah ♪
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♪ Oh, Hey-Oh ♪
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Yeah, dance!
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♪ Hey-Oh ♪
Yeah.
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♪ Oh-Hey-Oh ♪
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Cute and cuddly, boys.
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Hmm.
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No signs of forced entry, Skipper.
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Oh!
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Those demented mole
men are clever.
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Rico, taste report.
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Nope.
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Nuh-uh.
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I just know they're
using our tunnels.
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Kowalski, dust for tiny,
little fingerprints.
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No sign of mole men or women.
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Fire in the hole!
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False alarm.
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Gesundheit.
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Kowalski, damage report.
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Beak nearly fractured.
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And there's that.
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Boris, shush your belly.
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How are you always so hungry.
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Uh, that wasn't me.
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Was it me?
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No I think it was an earthquake.
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That's not good.
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The Earth spirits must be cranky.
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We should make for
them an offering.
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But what?
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Say, Mort, how'd you like to
go visit the Earth Spirit?
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OK.
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Woo-hoo!
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How about a banana instead?
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But I like bananas.
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The explosion occurred here.
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If the cracks spreads
to this junction here,
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then everything above ground will
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be, well, not so above ground.
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Oh, dear.
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Can you do something?
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I'm a scientist.
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Not a structural engineer.
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Gentlemen, looks to me
like we're gonna need.
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You know what?
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I'll tell you when we get there.
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Beaver... nature's
unlicensed contractor.
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Knock-knock!
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Anybody home?
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Guys!
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We have guests.
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Hey, penguins.
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What brings you to our lot?
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Yeah, what's shakin'?
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Well, that.
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We need your help.
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A subterranean mishap requires
your structural proficiency.
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Whoa, that's a lot of big words.
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You understand them the most
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You guys are in luck.
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Our building skills are sick.
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Sounds like the kind of job
we can sink our teeth into.
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Huh, huh?
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Beaver humor, boys.
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Get used to it.
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Right this way.
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Guys, guys, guys!
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Badgers!
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Ah!
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Hi, Becky Hi, Stacy.
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Whatever you girls
want, the answer is no.
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We're busy.
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I could toss you near the beavers.
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They are so boyfriendable!
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One time, Stacy was going
to say, hey, what's up?
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But then she didn't.
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Because I had this
weird spot on my nose,
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which was really just grape jelly.
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But then Becky...
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Well, I totally tried to
say, hey, how's it going?
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But I couldn't because
I had a weird spot too.
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Yeah, peanut butter.
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Oh, right?
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Lunch that day.
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Let me skip to the end
of your delightful story.
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No, you can't meet
the beavers now.
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Those semi-aquatic rodents
have an important job to do.
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A zoo-saving job.
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Please, please, please?
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Rico.
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Listen up, men.
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Those girls are not to be
anywhere near those beavers
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until the job is done.
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I want a guard on
that channel 24/7.
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Starting with you.
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Oh!
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Let go of my wife!
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Silly me.
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Badgers!
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Sorry.
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Just on the lookout in case of...
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Badger attack!
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Oh...
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Told you it would work.
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Thanks, Private.
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That is awesome!
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And way hot.
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Awesome and hot.
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These are words often
used to describe me.
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We have you surrounded.
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Now step away from the beavers.
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Private said it was OK.
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Actually, he said it was
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But we took that to mean "OK."
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You knew I was scared of badgers
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when you gave me the job.
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C'mon, we got to get you
out of flirty-flirt town.
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In a rush.
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Big time.
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Aw, come on.
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Ten more minutes.
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No.
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Later, ladies.
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Hopefully sooner
rather than later.
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All right, put some tooth into it.
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Let's go.
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Badgers for the win.
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Their fur.
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It's so smooth and shiny.
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I can almost see myself.
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I know.
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I can look at them and
me at the same time.
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And that's awesome.
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Yeah.
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Wait, what were we supposed
to be doing here again.
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Kowalski, what's wrong
with the flat tails?
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It appears they have a classic
case of cute girl distractus.
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Tell me there's a cure.
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In theory, controlled
amounts of badger exposure
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might motivate the boy's
natural work ethic.
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Oh, like a dance party.
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Yes.
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That's pretty much
what I was thinking.
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Fine.
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A short shimmy shaker
and then back to work.
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This dance is wicked!
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Dope.
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Yeah!
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Party!
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Raise the roof.
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Hey, that's a really cool idea.
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No, really.
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Come on.
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Let's raise the roof with
some load-bearing timber.
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Oh, this is delicious.
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Hey, let's put down the
food and pick up some wood.
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What do you say?
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Let's slow things down a bit.
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Good call.
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Stacy, want to dance?
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OK.
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Hey, back off.
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I'm dancing with her.
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Hey!
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Stacy deserves to slow dance
with the best-looking beaver.
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Oh, and you're
thinking that you...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Bring it down.
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You can both dance with her.
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Kendall, let James have this one.
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Fine.
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Hey, Kendall.
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I'll dance with you.
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OK.
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Oh, so now you're all about her?
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Whoa, wait, wait.
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What about me?
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Back off!
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She's mine.
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But, Logan, I really
wanted to dance with you.
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Wait, what?
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Boyfriend boy, Stacy?
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Really?
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He obviously wants
to dance with me.
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The Earth Spirits are
getting angry at us.
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And?
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No, just give him more fruit.
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Ugh, fine!
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Except for the mangoes.
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They just wouldn't
appreciate the sweetness.
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I'm out of here.
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Later!
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Ah, don't go.
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Come on.
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Like each other.
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Or don't like each other.
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I don't care.
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Either way.
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Get these tunnels finished.
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I got a broken heart, man.
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A broken... ah!
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I know what'll turn
that frown upside down.
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Hard work!
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What do you say?
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Only if Becky will go out with me.
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This Kendall likes you.
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Let's go tell him
how much more you'll
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like him when he's working.
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OK?
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Like I would go for Kendall?
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I like Logan.
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Oh, of course.
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Who doesn't?
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OK.
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Logan, have at it.
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Hello, Becky.
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That's Logan?
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I meant Carlos.
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Carlos, Becky is,
quote, totally into you.
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That's cool.
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But I'm more into Stacey.
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Stacey!
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Go talk to Carlos.
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He likes you.
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Carlos?
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Um, what about Kendall?
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Kendall!
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O-M-G!
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I'm waving the
white flag, Kowalski.
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I mean I could crack
an enigma code easier
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than that fickle
winds of young love.
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Ah, and that's why
I've made this chart
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to easily follow who likes who.
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It's a tangled,
incomprehensible mess.
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Whoops.
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Wrong diagram.
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That's the tunnel system.
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Here you go.
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We need an expert.
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I'm glad you asked.
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Not you.
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Oh.
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As we begin this journey of
forgiveness and understanding,
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let's remember that each and
every one of your feelings
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are valid.
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And no matter what
happens, you are
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all, special beautiful people.
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But, uh, especially me, right?
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I... I don't want
to play favorites.
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All right, especially you.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Hey!
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OK, OK, OK.
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And, um, especially everyone.
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Now close your eyes.
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Come on, guys.
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Close both sides.
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Hm.
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Bunch of jokesters.
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OK, by a show of hands, boys,
which one of you likes Stacey?
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Ah.
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OK.
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Who likes Becky?
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Wait a minute.
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How can that be?
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I don't know how to say this.
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The thing is...
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Marlene...
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You are so sophisticated and...
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I like you!
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Marlene!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I'm just...
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Oh, I understand.
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Boyfriend stealer!
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What?
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Oh, no.
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No.
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Of course not.
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That's it!
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Two against one?
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Uncool.
284
00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:31,878
What is that supposed to mean?
285
00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,128
Marlene is mine.
286
00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:35,838
Oh, no you didn't.
287
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,638
Now knock it off, you numbskulls.
288
00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,090
You're making things...
289
00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:43,570
Skipper.
290
00:09:46,570 --> 00:09:47,509
Worse.
291
00:09:47,511 --> 00:09:48,558
OK, OK.
292
00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,300
Give the Earth Spirit
some mangoes, too.
293
00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,988
I'm not a mango!
294
00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:56,868
Seriously?
295
00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:57,569
What?
296
00:09:57,571 --> 00:09:58,928
I thought it was a win-win.
297
00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:01,398
No?
298
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,058
There's no place to escape.
299
00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:03,969
We're stuck in here.
300
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,750
With the boyfriend stealer?
301
00:10:07,570 --> 00:10:08,828
Hey, oxygen hog.
302
00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:10,178
Let's not panic.
303
00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:12,248
Oh, but there's no escape.
304
00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,238
We're doomed!
305
00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,229
Listen!
306
00:10:15,231 --> 00:10:16,868
I can't go down
being mad at anyone,
307
00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:18,338
or anyone being mad at me.
308
00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:19,488
So I'm really sorry.
309
00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:20,628
To everybody.
310
00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:21,328
Yeah.
311
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,029
Me too.
312
00:10:22,031 --> 00:10:24,520
Sorry!
313
00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:26,199
Becky, look!
314
00:10:26,201 --> 00:10:27,268
Dirt!
315
00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:29,198
Everyone thinks burrowing
is a gopher only thing.
316
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,108
It's so not.
317
00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:30,870
Follow us.
318
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:40,919
Logan, Carlos.
319
00:10:40,921 --> 00:10:42,008
Shore that side up.
320
00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:44,620
James, get your flat tail
over here and help me out.
321
00:10:56,820 --> 00:11:00,718
They're doing it!
322
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,188
Good to go.
323
00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:03,198
Sweet!
324
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,658
So, friends?
325
00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:06,418
Friends.
326
00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:08,958
Then my job here is done.
327
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:09,939
So, we're good, Kowalski?
328
00:11:09,941 --> 00:11:11,218
The zoo is saved?
329
00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:14,718
Yes, but there was still
a small collapse, which
330
00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:18,648
means somewhere up there
is a rather large sinkhole.
331
00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,170
Alice is bound to notice that.
332
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,218
Love my zoo bath.
333
00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:33,078
Whatever.
334
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,228
Huh?
335
00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:37,168
Oh, a loofa?
336
00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:40,080
I'm exfoliating.
337
00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:51,788
What's wrong with it, Skipper?
338
00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:53,950
Something's blocking cable.
339
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,550
Well, what do you know?
340
00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:01,498
It was my favourite crossbow.
341
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,338
You naughty scamp.
342
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:05,068
You've been looking
for that for weeks.
343
00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:07,030
Then today must be my lucky day.
344
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:12,928
Well don't that beat all?
345
00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:15,748
Somebody left a tender
mackerel back there.
346
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:16,449
So, Skipper.
347
00:12:16,451 --> 00:12:18,088
It really is a lucky day.
348
00:12:18,090 --> 00:12:19,408
Yeah.
349
00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,088
Lucky...
350
00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:23,598
As we enter hour four
351
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,610
of this uneventful police chase...
352
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:26,999
Wow!
353
00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:29,048
Tanker explosion.
354
00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:32,418
Folks, if you're just
tuning in, lucky you.
355
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:33,368
Lucky.
356
00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:34,279
Lucky.
357
00:12:34,281 --> 00:12:35,678
Lucky.
358
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:39,888
This is Chuck Charles, and
my teleprompter is stuck.
359
00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,548
Lucky.
360
00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:42,250
Skipper?
361
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,700
Aw.
362
00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:55,508
Limp and flavorless.
363
00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:58,098
Blah, I knew it was
too good to be true.
364
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:58,898
Ah!
365
00:12:58,900 --> 00:12:59,599
Flee!
366
00:12:59,601 --> 00:13:01,370
It's out of control!
367
00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:11,628
Delicately toasted
with a smoky tang.
368
00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:14,478
It's perfect.
369
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,668
Of course!
370
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,938
Chilled mackerel has the precise
blend of cold and fish oil
371
00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:22,188
to short up my errant missile.
372
00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:23,828
That was amazing, Skipper?
373
00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:26,428
No, Private amazing
is my base level.
374
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,498
This is bigger.
375
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:31,308
Boys, I believe I'm
pitching a perfect day.
376
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,418
What are you talking about?
377
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,688
Walk with me.
378
00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:35,038
It's a rare phenomenon.
379
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,048
Common to pro athletes
and penguin commandos.
380
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:43,118
A fusion of body, mind, and
instinct in perfect harmony.
381
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,698
Ooo, heat-seeking missile!
382
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,928
Every move you make is flawless.
383
00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:48,508
Every call is dead on.
384
00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:49,259
Oh, my gosh.
385
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:53,418
I just heard this news
story about baby kittens...
386
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:56,538
Did I hear someone has
a baby kitten story?
387
00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:57,888
You bet I do!
388
00:13:57,890 --> 00:14:01,568
That one perfect day you
literally cannot fail.
389
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,578
Undeniably impressive,
Skipper, but how
390
00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:05,298
can you be sure this is really...
391
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:08,868
Because I've pitched a
perfect day once before.
392
00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:10,268
It was a girl.
393
00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:11,788
Tin of sardines.
394
00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:13,598
Magic in the air.
395
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,188
It was glorious!
396
00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:17,558
But seeing how I lost
her phone number,
397
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,288
I think I'll do something else.
398
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:21,860
Get me Plan Omega Zulu!
399
00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:26,458
Your mad scheme to break
into the Danish consulate?
400
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:27,269
Danes.
401
00:14:27,271 --> 00:14:29,488
How long have they
hunt me for crimes
402
00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:31,358
I may or may not have committed!
403
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,678
Which may or may not
involve an evil puffin
404
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,660
and the minister of
open-faced sandwiches.
405
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,848
You know, you never
actually told us
406
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,070
exactly what happened in Denmark.
407
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,928
Details aren't
important, Mr. Nosey Beak.
408
00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:16,048
Well, yes, but they
are interesting.
409
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:18,098
What's interesting is this vault
410
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,708
on the top floor of the consulate.
411
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,888
Inside is my security file.
412
00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:23,488
Everything the Danes have on me.
413
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,189
Everything?
414
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,998
Destroy that file and you'd be...
415
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,808
Free as a pretty song bird.
416
00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:30,818
You know, we could even
take that Nordic cruise
417
00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:32,268
that Rico won't shut up about.
418
00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:32,970
Huh?
419
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,358
But, Skipper, Plan
Omega Zulu is impossible.
420
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,318
One slip up and we'll be rotting
in some Copenhagen animal
421
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,019
gulag.
422
00:15:43,021 --> 00:15:44,768
Not a gulag!
423
00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,368
Do you even know what a gulag is?
424
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:47,648
Um, no.
425
00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:48,810
Can I still be terrified?
426
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,258
Perfect day, Kowalski.
427
00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:56,098
There won't be any slip-up.
428
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,218
All right.
429
00:15:57,220 --> 00:16:01,148
If you can do everything
perfectly today, do this.
430
00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:04,358
Convince us.
431
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,058
All right.
432
00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:05,949
I'm convinced.
433
00:16:05,951 --> 00:16:07,518
Go Skipper!
434
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:10,888
Kowalski, building security brief.
435
00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:12,538
Air tight and impregnable.
436
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:13,239
Thank you.
437
00:16:13,241 --> 00:16:14,698
That was brief.
438
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,268
All right, Omega Zulu is
a three-unit operation.
439
00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:18,590
Unit one... surveillance.
440
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,160
Kowalski, you'll be our
eyes on the outside.
441
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,608
Surveillance in position.
442
00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:30,880
Unit two... heavy equipment.
443
00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:35,239
Rico, Private.
444
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:37,428
You're manning the
Danish diversion device.
445
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,420
Hi, Skipper.
446
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:43,699
Hi, Skipper.
447
00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:48,188
That leaves the diciest job
for unit me... infiltration.
448
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,318
No conventional entry point.
449
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,388
Looks like I'll be
riding the tube.
450
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:53,988
You mean the subway?
451
00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:55,220
No, I do not.
452
00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:06,258
Ah, but Skipper, I believe
453
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:08,718
you're leaving out the
most perilous peril of all.
454
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:12,548
No, I'm afraid I was
saving the worst for last.
455
00:17:12,550 --> 00:17:13,878
Danish security.
456
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,558
Don't expect a pack of
mustard-stained rent-a-cops
457
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,279
here, boys.
458
00:17:17,281 --> 00:17:20,860
The weather's cold in Denmark,
and so are their souls.
459
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:27,028
You will talk now for me, please?
460
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:28,688
There was a penguin.
461
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:29,680
A penguin?
462
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:50,528
Why did we all have
the same flashback?
463
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:54,178
In Denmark, we know of
this commando penguin.
464
00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,128
It was a big scandal.
465
00:17:56,130 --> 00:17:58,768
Many good sandwiches
were lost that today.
466
00:17:58,770 --> 00:17:59,469
Uh...
467
00:17:59,471 --> 00:18:01,058
No, Ulysses.
468
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:03,020
Today, we hunt for penguin!
469
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,028
I'm in.
470
00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:11,038
Copy, Skipper.
471
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,918
You'll need to take
a restricted access
472
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,208
elevator to the vault level.
473
00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,868
It's 25 yards from your position,
474
00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:17,908
but the guards are as
thick as risalamande...
475
00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:19,888
the traditional
Danish rice pudding.
476
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,788
This ain't a cultural
exchange, Kowalski.
477
00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:25,088
Tell me how to get my
diversion team inside.
478
00:18:25,090 --> 00:18:26,848
Oh, problematic.
479
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,748
On your far left, there's
a security station
480
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,678
with a red button for
buzzing in visitors.
481
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:34,258
It appears to be fingerprint
coded, which means you'll have
482
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:37,650
to trick the guard into
pressing it himself.
483
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,688
Oh, nice throw.
484
00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:45,698
Perfect throw, and I'm
just getting started.
485
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:46,548
Skipper!
The guard.
486
00:18:46,550 --> 00:18:47,310
You... you can't...
487
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,138
Can.
488
00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,048
Doing it.
489
00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:52,740
Perfectly.
490
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,189
Skipper, behind you.
491
00:18:57,191 --> 00:18:58,348
Okie dokie.
492
00:18:58,350 --> 00:18:59,348
And what time is it?
493
00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:00,108
11:36.
494
00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:01,018
Why do you...
495
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:01,710
What is...
496
00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:06,348
Oh.
497
00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:08,090
Now where's my Danish
diversion device?
498
00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:12,268
In position, Skipper.
499
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:12,970
Engage.
500
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:17,340
Who likes Danishes?
501
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,289
Halt!
502
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:24,888
There is no such thing
as a free Danish.
503
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:27,808
Sad, sad for you, penguin.
504
00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:29,860
Your clever subterfuge is for not.
505
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,768
They're pinned down, Skipper.
506
00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,168
I can't find them an exit!
507
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:37,808
Leave that to the
perfect day mojo.
508
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,658
Rico, Private?
509
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:42,178
Move out on my mark.
510
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:45,708
And this is my mark!
511
00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:47,200
Penguins!
512
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,338
The plan's in chaos, Skipper!
513
00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:53,388
Your perfect day
must have expired.
514
00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:54,968
Negative, smart guy.
515
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:59,298
It just bought me
an elevator ride.
516
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,168
Follow their position
and keep me posted.
517
00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,390
I'm going after my file.
518
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,308
They're in the Northeast hallway.
519
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,928
Boys, take the
right hand corridor.
520
00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:13,548
Count to two and open the
first door on the left.
521
00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,520
1-2 count.
522
00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:17,628
Skipper, how did you...
523
00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:19,858
Perfection doesn't rest
with jibber-jabber, Private.
524
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:20,550
Move out.
525
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:24,859
Wow!
526
00:20:24,861 --> 00:20:26,878
That is a big vault.
527
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,318
With an electronically coded
528
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,308
keyhole shielded by six layers...
529
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:35,068
Oh, 86 the lecture professor
turtle neck Von elbow patches.
530
00:20:35,070 --> 00:20:37,918
Just follow that chase.
531
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,508
I'm trying, but this rig
wasn't designed to... gah!
532
00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:43,178
It's overheated Skipper.
533
00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:44,398
I've lost visual contact.
534
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,718
We're in the kitchen.
535
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,528
They'll be cooking a
pot of lingonberry jam.
536
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,898
Knock that over and break
for the South stairway.
537
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,600
OK.
538
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:56,308
Now, Kowalski.
539
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,348
Pop the control panel on your rig.
540
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,338
Connect the blue wire
to the anterior anode
541
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:02,608
and remove the voltage limiter.
542
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,768
Wow, your perfect day even extends
543
00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:05,668
to electrical engineering?
544
00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:06,369
Nope.
545
00:21:06,371 --> 00:21:08,010
Just an uneducated guess.
546
00:21:11,410 --> 00:21:13,290
Of course Electric shock.
547
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,438
Hi, Kowalski.
548
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,398
Get them!
549
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,379
Over there!
550
00:21:27,381 --> 00:21:28,848
I can get them
551
00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:29,549
Skipper!
552
00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:30,768
Can't talk.
553
00:21:30,770 --> 00:21:32,208
Building static.
554
00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:35,018
Have to shock the lock.
555
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:35,859
Ah, yes.
556
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:39,158
Well, the thing is we're in a
bit of a pickle here, actually.
557
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:39,989
Can that pickle.
558
00:21:39,991 --> 00:21:41,438
I've got this.
559
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,229
Trust me.
560
00:21:42,231 --> 00:21:43,558
All right, Skipper.
561
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,428
We know you'll make a right call.
562
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,250
Yes, I will.
563
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:50,608
Look at these quivering dainties.
564
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:53,588
Such wobbily cheap cowards
can not be the penguin I seek.
565
00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:57,248
Where is the one that
legends call Skipper?
566
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,378
Right behind you.
567
00:21:58,380 --> 00:21:59,079
What?
568
00:21:59,081 --> 00:22:00,780
Ready to start some stuff!
569
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,109
Skipper, your file?
570
00:22:07,111 --> 00:22:08,118
You... you didn't get it?
571
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,070
Eh, nobody's perfect.
572
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:13,968
Except me today.
573
00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:14,670
Hua!
574
00:22:17,930 --> 00:22:20,288
Plan Omega Zulu complete.
575
00:22:20,290 --> 00:22:22,598
Asta la vista, Danish record.
576
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,818
Don't I at least get to know
what you were accused of?
577
00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:27,238
You have precisely 6.2 seconds.
578
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,069
Finally.
579
00:22:28,071 --> 00:22:31,658
All the secrets of Skipper's
past revealed in... what?
580
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,559
There's no pictures at all.
581
00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:34,798
It's just a bunch of
words I can't read.
582
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,498
Time's up!
583
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,200
Rico.
584
00:22:38,450 --> 00:22:39,540
Perfecto.
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