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And now, DreamWorks...
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Hit it.
♪ Hey-Oh, yah, hah ♪
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♪ Oh, Hey-Oh ♪
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Yeah, dance!
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♪ Hey-Oh ♪
Yeah.
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♪ Oh-Hey-Oh ♪
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Cute and cuddly, boys.
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Oh, rested and ready.
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Time to greet the night...
Oh, thank goodness.
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That was a close one.
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Oh, gah, stinky, very stinky.
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Who would do such a... Penguins.
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Private, pillow report?
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Fully fluffed and ready, Skipper.
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Kowalski, Rico, snack status?
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Popped fresh and with curious
hints of the briny sea.
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Nothing will stand
in our way tonight.
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Except that foul stench,
oh, what is that?
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I presume this is yours.
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Affirmative.
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That's our anti mammal
defense missile.
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Could have sworn
I set it to Lemur.
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Nice.
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Yum.
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Sorry about that, Leonard.
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You fancy sticking around
for tonight's mission?
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Fancy hearing me scream, No!
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Did I mention it will take
a minimum of eight hours
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for the odor to
dissipate from your home?
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Did I mention that you
fill me with blind rage?
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Cage that rage, mister.
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You're just in time
for... movie night.
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And just what, exactly,
are we watching?
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Shirtless Ninja Action Theatre.
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We begin our all
night movie marathon
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with Kick Fist, the
man with foot hands.
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What, you guys don't get
enough violence during the day?
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Need to watch it at night too?
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How could he do that?
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How could you break a
wall with your face?
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Shh.
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Just doesn't seem plausible.
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That's all I was trying to say.
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TV on, you off.
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You have shamed
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my family, friends,
and local grocer.
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Now prepare for the chiro-cracker.
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I didn't know a spine
could bend like that.
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Fascinating.
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And that concludes
our all night action
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movie marathon.
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No, action, action,
I need more action.
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Stay tuned for traffic,
weather, and playful banter
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amongst people who can't
really stand each other
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on good morning, five Boroughs.
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Morning?
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Whoa.
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Better vamoose.
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Shirtless Ninja Action Theatre.
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Phil, really.
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You've been behind
there forever, come on.
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There are two of us in this
habitat and only one tree.
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Try being a little
more considerate.
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If you're here to use
the tree, get in line.
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I should've let him go first.
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Oy, fuzzy, get out of my habitat.
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Can't you hear?
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I said...
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I'm getting kind of sick now.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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Oh, It's hard being cute and
cuddly on so little sleep.
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I want my Binky!
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I mean, something science-y.
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Guys, guys, emergency.
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Stand down. man.
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Though I do love your hustle.
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Look you guys can play your
little exploding games later,
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Leonard's lost it.
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The hippie's flipped.
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Told ya.
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He's got nun-chucks.
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Sort of.
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I break faces, yay.
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I am so firing my body guard.
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I am not your body guard.
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Not with that attitude.
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Leonard's nocturnal.
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What's he doing up in the daytime?
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Yes, Kowalski, explain
the inexplicable.
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Leonard's
uncharacteristic increase
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in aggression during
his slumber cycle
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can only mean one
thing, sleep fighting.
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Dun, dun, dun.
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Really?
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That's possible?
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Yes, it's like sleepwalking
but more violent.
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Dun, dun, dun.
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So he thinks he's a ninja?
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Of the shirtless variety.
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Dun, dun, dun.
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Hey, Rico, real quick.
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That's not so much dramatic as it
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is, what's the word, annoying.
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Wah, wah, wah, wah.
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What?
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Don't start nothing,
there won't be nothing.
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Ugh, man, my mouth was open.
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Hey, who invited the butterball?
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I break the face.
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I break the face.
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What's all the racket?
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Whoa, whoa, wait.
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Seriously?
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Aw, you lost little man?
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It is so on.
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You cannot be touching
me because as a king,
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I have the diplomatic immunity.
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See, Mort?
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He can't touch...
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Where's the koala?
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Boss?
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Yes, it is funny because
he is seriously injured.
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Excellente, Kowalski.
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Boys, let's get this package home.
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What is this?
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What's happening?
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Don't touch my spleen.
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Relax, no one's going
to touch your spleen.
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Sorry, boys.
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Maybe next time.
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Aw.
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Apologies, Leonard, but we
think you've got a problem.
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You've been flying off the handle
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with temporary fits
of violent lunacy.
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Coo-coo.
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Um, that sounds more
like you than me.
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It does, but we're fully
awake for our violent lunacy.
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You, on the other
hand, are throwing
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punches while catching Zs.
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We can't have that.
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But good news, I've
got a plan to kill you
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that's both untested
and dangerous.
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Lay it on him, Kowalski.
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Rehabilitation via Lunacorn.
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Sweet.
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Gosh, Princess Self Respectra,
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you'll be my best friend
for ever and ever and ever.
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Yay.
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Eight hours of pacifist mush.
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Star kisses, moon hugs,
use your happy words.
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The Lunacorn cure worked.
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That mean we can turn it off?
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Like right now?
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Those guy are crazy.
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I wouldn't hurt a fly.
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Buzz.
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Buzz.
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Do I know you?
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Oh yeah, and I got the
bruises to prove it.
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Look, I kind of don't
remember doing that,
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but I'm sure if somehow I did,
I'd be really, really sorry
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so if it's all right with
you, I'll just be going.
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Oh, oh, that's cool.
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Let me just punch your ticket.
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Ticket?
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For the pain train.
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It appears the rats
are out for koala blood.
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Wimpy, non fight-y
nighttime koala blood.
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That royal rodent
won't be satisfied
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until he settled the score.
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Boys, time to initiate
operation understudy.
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Where'd he go?
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He's gotta be here somewhere.
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Fluffy bears can't just
disappear into thin air, right?
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Hey, rat, let's do this.
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I mean, I'm Leonard.
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I'm a weak and whiny weenie.
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Please don't hurt me,
mister strong mouse man.
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Uh, boss, I don't
actually think that's...
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Go time.
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Oh, yeah.
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Who the man?
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Oh, please no more.
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I surrender like the
peacenik hippie I am.
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Don't you forget it, punk.
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Boys, we're out of here.
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Wow.
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He's as dumb as he looks.
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I mean, I wouldn't
have thought it...
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Shh.
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I looked down and
there's the proof.
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Attack!
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Wait, listen, before
you pound in the face,
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I have just one thing to say...
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Oh, come on.
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There's no fun in beating
up a sleeping guy.
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I mean, not that I
won't, or anything.
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Skipper, look.
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Gosh, Princess Self Respectra,
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you'll be my best friend
forever and ever and ever.
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It's better to
befriend than offend.
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What are you doing?
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Hugs are happiness circles
we make with our arms.
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Peekaboo.
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Kowalski, analysis?
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I think Leonard's
Lunacorn conditioning
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may have worked a little too well.
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Me and you, we're going to
be besties for ever and ever.
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Retreat!
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So, I guess we won, then.
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Um, technically Leonard's
no longer a threat,
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so mission accomplished.
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Right, Skipper?
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What do you think?
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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday,
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one night only at the
Metro War Memorial arena.
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The mechanized
mayhem of King Crush.
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King Crush.
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Monarch of the monster trucks.
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Ten feet tall, 572 cubic inch
engine, 1,500 horsepower,
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weighing in at a
lean 10,000 pounds.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, I am dying to
see the King mangle
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some sub compact fuel
efficient dweeb mobile.
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How about you, Private?
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Excited, right?
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Wha... Oh, yes.
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Over the moon.
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I can't wait.
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To the Metro War Memorial Arena.
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Last one top side is a rotten egg?
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Hello, Mister
Skipper, silly penguin.
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Hi guys.
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Thanks for watching
the kids today.
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Today?
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As in, today, today?
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Well, yes.
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I made arrangements with
Private just yesterday.
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Oh, fiddlesticks.
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I forgot.
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Well, you guys just go to the
festival of dirt and fumes
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without me, and I'll
stay here and what
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these adorable ducklings.
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That's a noble sacrifice,
soldier, but you know,
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can you handle all those
ducklings by yourself?
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Honestly.
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I'd be more comfortable
if it was just Private.
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Ah!
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Now, kids, what should we do?
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Macaroni art?
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Or... what?
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Shirtless Ninja Action Theatre.
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Yay, ninjas.
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Tonight's feature, Zombie Ninja
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Master II, the Nightmare Maker.
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No, that show is way too
violent and non educational
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for your impressionable
little minds.
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But instead, I've got something
I know you'll really love.
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A big picture book of bunnies.
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See how cute they
are, hopping about
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on their furry little feet?
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Lame.
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Excuse me, Mister Private penguin,
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we are not hatchlings anymore.
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We want to do something.
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Jump off a skyscraper
and learn to fly.
267
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,918
Well, that's not very safe.
268
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,278
Ride the Rhodesian Slasher.
269
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,568
No, no that won't...
270
00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:21,188
Sucker punch each other
and see who cries first.
271
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:23,208
That's a horrible idea, Samuel.
272
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,288
I'm Bradley, he's Samuel.
273
00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:29,308
What if we just went swimming?
274
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,858
When did you last eat?
275
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:35,208
Don't swim too fast, or
too close together, or too
276
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,598
far apart, and no
splashing, Samuel.
277
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,349
I'm Ramona.
278
00:14:38,351 --> 00:14:39,438
Oh!
279
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,139
Sorry.
280
00:14:40,141 --> 00:14:42,508
But you do have to admit,
you look an awful lot alike.
281
00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:44,428
I mean, who can tell you apart?
282
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,948
JJ!
283
00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:47,958
Sup, Samuel.
284
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,158
Looking good, Ramona.
285
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,208
Awesome as always, Bradley.
286
00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:53,408
What happenings are
you up to today?
287
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:55,688
Not sucker punching,
that's for sure.
288
00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:59,388
Mister Private penguin does
not believe in having the fun.
289
00:14:59,390 --> 00:15:01,258
Yeah, he won't
even let me kick box
290
00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,218
my brother in the solar plexus.
291
00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,668
Ugh, uncool.
292
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:08,038
Hey, you know what
you guys should do?
293
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,430
Have a boss pool party.
294
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:12,078
No, no, no.
295
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,218
I'm watching these
kids for Mama Duck.
296
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:16,069
Great.
297
00:15:16,071 --> 00:15:19,958
You can watch them
have a boss pool party.
298
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,898
Maurice, whip up a guest list.
299
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:26,188
The arena's defenses
are slip shod at best.
300
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:28,198
Infiltration will be a cinch.
301
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,868
Then it's the
madness of King Crush.
302
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:34,810
Heads up, novelty
hat at 6 o'clock.
303
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,018
Sorry, no outside beverages.
304
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:40,809
Aw, man.
305
00:15:40,811 --> 00:15:43,008
This hat is a total babe magnet.
306
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,398
I don't make the rules, sir.
307
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,870
I just beat up the people
who don't follow them.
308
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,318
Color me frustrated.
309
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,020
Wow, corn dog, yum.
310
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,840
Want some?
311
00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:08,388
You might get dizzy and fall off.
312
00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:10,268
The trick is keeping
the outside crispy
313
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:13,478
and the inside gooey.
314
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,310
Ducklings shouldn't
be near hot grills.
315
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,958
What is it that I am smelling?
316
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,028
Could it be barbecues?
317
00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,178
We should invite ourselves.
318
00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:29,548
They say no, we sting their face.
319
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,388
More punch?
320
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:34,148
Sucker.
321
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:36,178
Those are empty calories, Bradley.
322
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:36,878
I'm Samuel.
323
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:37,159
What?
324
00:16:37,161 --> 00:16:38,988
I thought sucker punching
was Bradley's thing.
325
00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:40,778
Who do you think taught him?
326
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:44,198
The point is a growing
duckling shouldn't... Wait.
327
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,190
Where's Eggy?
328
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,168
Somebody better call
a doctor, because I'm
329
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:54,268
burning up with dance fever.
330
00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:54,970
Woo.
331
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,570
How are we supposed to spread
pestilence with all this noise?
332
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,440
Hey, how long have
you been under there?
333
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:16,420
Listen up, everyone,
this party is over.
334
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:21,358
Sorry, you don't have to go
home, but you can't stay here.
335
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:25,190
Good, then we get foods.
336
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:32,928
The ducklings, where
are the ducklings?
337
00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:33,879
Mm.
338
00:17:33,881 --> 00:17:35,818
The inside is gooey.
339
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:36,789
No!
340
00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:38,728
Hey, come back with foods.
341
00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:39,649
Oh, dear.
342
00:17:39,651 --> 00:17:41,438
Hey, can you keep it down up here?
343
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,718
We're trying to... whoa.
344
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,838
That's a lot of chow.
345
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,138
SECURITY SYSTEM Lock down.
346
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:50,070
Lock down.
347
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:55,418
Hey, let us in, bird.
348
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:58,108
Let us in.
349
00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,878
Open up, or I sting your face.
350
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:03,128
If I open up, then
you will sting my face.
351
00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:04,158
Who told?
352
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,408
Uh, Mister Private penguin, sir?
353
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:08,498
How long with those
doors be holding?
354
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,568
Oh, not to worry.
355
00:18:09,570 --> 00:18:10,870
We should be safe in
here for several...
356
00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:12,329
Minutes.
357
00:18:12,331 --> 00:18:14,748
You open up, now.
358
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:17,998
Open up, we want the food.
359
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,438
Give us the food.
360
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,550
Deploy toilet plunger.
361
00:18:25,010 --> 00:18:26,420
Coat hangers, go.
362
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:43,438
Deja pee ew.
363
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,950
Another corn dog?
364
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:53,128
Okay, okay, okay, don't panic, that's
the most important thing, okay?
365
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:55,058
Everything is okay.
366
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,058
You got that, Ramona?
367
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:58,009
I'm Samuel.
368
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,378
Whatever.
369
00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:01,578
Who's panicking?
370
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:06,558
Open up, oh come on,
we won't do nothing bad.
371
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:10,238
We will, I'm just getting
all up in his head.
372
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:10,940
Cute.
373
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,468
Send out another one.
374
00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:18,108
How about some Gouda?
375
00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:19,540
Not to worry, still okay.
376
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:24,238
I sting your head.
377
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:28,478
Sting, sting, sting, sting sting.
378
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:32,478
Leave now, or things
will get inconvenient.
379
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:38,798
Yes, things will get
inconvenient for your face.
380
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,028
Wait, stop.
381
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:41,730
What are you...
382
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:50,460
And now, for my next
act, we sting your face.
383
00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,158
Kids, I'm going to level with you.
384
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,250
Things may not, at this
moment, be entirely okay.
385
00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:09,228
I spy a hatch.
386
00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:11,568
Bingo.
387
00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:13,230
And release.
388
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:17,640
This is going to be...
389
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:26,318
At least we didn't
land in the garbage.
390
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,488
No corn dog.
391
00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:31,988
It's opening.
392
00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:33,348
No it's not.
393
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:34,050
Help.
394
00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:41,850
That tape won't
hold forever, bird.
395
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,238
He's right.
396
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,298
I give up.
397
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,808
No matter what I
do, sooner or later
398
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,280
those rats and hornets
will get in here.
399
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,458
So why fight it?
400
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:57,428
What are we doing?
401
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:58,129
Giving up.
402
00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:00,328
Now, hide.
403
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:01,930
Lock down released.
404
00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:09,308
Hey, what are you doing here?
405
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:13,198
We are taking over lair to
enjoy delicious food stuffs.
406
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,818
Wait a minute, that's
what we're doing.
407
00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:17,559
Oh, yeah?
408
00:21:17,561 --> 00:21:19,168
Here is witty retort.
409
00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:20,238
I sting your face.
410
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:20,979
Yeah?
411
00:21:20,981 --> 00:21:22,120
I break yours.
412
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,488
Wow, that looks painful.
413
00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:31,938
This is better than
Shirtless Ninjas.
414
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:35,428
If I'm not watching
total vehicular mayhem
415
00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:39,248
in the next five minutes,
my head will explode.
416
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,340
Rico, door knocker, please.
417
00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:49,278
Knock, knock, King Crush.
418
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,410
Yeah, just let me
in through the...
419
00:21:57,590 --> 00:21:58,468
Skipper?
420
00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:59,170
Run.
421
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,150
I sting you.
422
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,190
Yay, I won.
423
00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:16,030
Oh no you didn't, now shoo.
424
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,710
Can I at least snag a banana?
425
00:22:27,420 --> 00:22:28,420
Okay, okay.
426
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:41,738
Thank you, Private for taking
such good care of my babies.
427
00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:44,098
Yes, thank you Mister Private.
428
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:47,978
You're very welcome
Ramo-Brad-Uel-Y?
429
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:49,808
Close enough.
430
00:22:49,810 --> 00:22:50,508
Bye.
431
00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:50,898
Adios.
432
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:51,599
Thanks.
433
00:22:51,601 --> 00:22:54,408
See you later.
434
00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:56,218
So, how was King Crush?
435
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:59,298
Well, oh, it was
none of your business.
436
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:00,788
Brought you a souvenir.
437
00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:02,320
Should have stayed here with you.
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