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Chapman to Processing.
Chapman to Processing.
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I know I said toasted, Scott.
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If you cover it with a paper towel...
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it'll still be warm
when I finish the cavity search.
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Ripped By mstoll
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Take the “N” train. Thank you.
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Off you go.
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Cough.
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You can do better than that.
Shake out that pink.
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What could I possibly be
trying to take out of prison?
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It's procedure. Don't look for logic.
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Stand up.
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Ladies, announced
programs will begin in one hour.
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Change into these.
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Hurry up. Some of us have bagels to eat.
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Do you understand you will be subjected
to a urinalysis upon your return...
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and said test is
your own financial responsibility?
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Yes.
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You may not purchase, sell, possess,
use, consume or administer...
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any narcotic drugs, marijuana, alcohol...
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or intoxicants of any form...
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or frequent places where such articles...
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are unlawfully sold, dispensed,
used or given away.
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- That was really impressive.
- Thanks.
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I sing it to the tune of “Poker Face”
in my head to remember.
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Lady Gaga? You wanna hear?
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No, that- that's okay.
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Go ahead, little bird. Fly free.
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- Pipette!
- ls that your ride?
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Pegged you more for a yuppie than a hippie.
See you in 48 hours, inmate.
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Come inside the Green Machine!
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Oh!
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What?
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- Why does it smell like tempura?
- Oh, yeah, vegetable oil.
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Get hip to it.
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Neri barters with this teppanyaki place
up the road from us.
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Yuki loves Neri's fairy coats.
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What's up?
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Just can't believe she's dead.
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I know. I know.
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If it makes you feel any better,
you didn't miss much.
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She just slept for a few days, and then...
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the sleep stopped being temporary.
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I didn't get a chance to say good-bye.
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I told her for you.
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She knew, Piper.
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Ready?
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Seat belts, please.
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- Culinary workers, report
to your job assignments. - Next.
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Three Mrs. Dash's table blend...
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four lemon juices...
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five adobo powders and two onion powders.
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Whoo-wee, chickadee.
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What do you need
with all these spices these days?
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Oh, that's none of your business.
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You must have a pretty hefty fund, huh?
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Those no-good sons
finally doing the right thing?
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Dmitri hit it big with a scratcher ticket?
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Don't you dare talk about my family.
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Maybe your little market turned around...
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in spite of the economy and everything.
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Let's keep the line moving, inmates.
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- The spices, please.
- All righty.
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It just warms my heart...
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to see you finding your way in here...
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settling in with the AARP crowd.
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Gardening.
Looks like a comfortable little life.
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Next.
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Nicky. Nicky!
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- I need a favor.
- Well, that's gonna cost you.
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What's your price?
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Oatmeal pies.
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The Little Debbie ones...
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that leave that oily residue
all over your hands...
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but are still somehow delicious.
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Done.
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I need you to bring all the girls...
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to the greenhouse tomorrow...
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at dinnertime.
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That'll run you two boxes.
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And if you want my opinion...
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you're going about this all wrong.
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This is going to be really special.
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Another layer of icing on a shit cake...
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doesn't make it taste good.
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I don't understand.
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You know what you haven't said, Red.
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498. Interfering with a staff member
in performance of duties.
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Didn't your boyfriend teach you
how to treat a staff member, floppy tits?
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That's a shot! Hey!
What's on your shirt there, pigpen?
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Shit? Tears? Potato chips?
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330. Being unsanitary. Shot!
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I don't like your face. 312. Insolence.
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Shot!
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Huh.
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Mendez is back, bitches.
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What the hell is he doing here?
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Well, yes, John, it's a beautiful morning.
Peaceful, even.
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He endangers the inmates,
and you know it, sir.
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It can't even be legal
to have him here, can it?
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- Would you like to have a seat?
- No.
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His suspension is up,
so we're gonna have to deal with it.
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And between you and me, some of
the administration feel there's a job to do.
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No one else is up to the task.
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I'm up to the task.
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Good.
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Prove it.
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I will.
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Why don't we start with why you're here?
In your opinion.
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Well, it was, uh...
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suggested to me...
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by more than one person.
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So-
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Uh, Dr. Maser-
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Oh, just Chris, please. I'm not a doctor.
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Maybe this was a bad idea.
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Well, it's okay to be uncomfortable, Sam.
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It's a feeling
I would encourage you to embrace.
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Embrace it? I live it.
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My whole life is uncomfortable.
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All these women, criminals,
bureaucratic idiots.
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I don't even feel at home
in my own home anymore.
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And now I'm sitting in an office
with some weird painting of frogs...
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which I'm guessing
is supposed to be soothing.
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Sam, I'm hearing a lot of stress.
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Yeah, well, that doesn't
even begin to cover it, okay?
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Do you like your job?
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I used to.
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I really did.
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I felt useful.
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- And what changed?
- Hell if I know.
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I got older.
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Maybe I care less.
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Maybe I've seen enough to know that I won't
make a difference, that it's all a waste.
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You know...
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sometimes we get stuck
seeing things from one perspective.
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But if we can just shift our perspective
even a little bit...
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makes all the difference.
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That's it?
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That's your fancy, $75-an-hour advice?
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Are you uncomfortable
with the amount I charge?
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I thought we just established...
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that I'm uncomfortable with everything!
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Are you always this quick to anger?
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Are you always a condescending cunt?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm really sorry.
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Well, I think we have our work
cut out for us.
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My shoes feel tight.
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But I'm saying this guy, Heinrich Dreser...
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deserves to be right up there
on the bad-guy shelf.
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O-Our buddy Heinrich oversaw
the development of heroin at Bayer. Yep.
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So the corporate suits at Bayer...
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sold this shit over the counter...
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as a nonaddictive morphine substitute
in the early 1900s.
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And you know why they called it heroin?
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'Cause when they started testing it, people
said it made them feel heroic. Right?
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I'd like to stand up here
and be all, uh, inspiring and recovered...
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and tell you I'm over it.
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But I miss it every fucking day. Yeah.
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Uh, heroin is the love of my life.
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She's my best girlfriend.
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She's my soul mate.
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'Cause, you know, she makes me
feel better than anything.
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So, in closing, uh...
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fuck the Germans!
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Okay. That's it for today, kids.
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Strength to accept what you cannot change...
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magical fairy dust, unicorns, et cetera.
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Hey. Rosa, right?
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How kind of you to remember.
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Did you read this?
It's about kids with cancer.
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I don't know why the sick fuck
wanted to write about this.
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Anyway, I-I thought
it might be right up your alley.
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I got enough depressing shit in my life.
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I don't need it in my books too.
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So, what's your escape then?
Is it pain pills, booze?
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Everybody needs a little bit of help
with reality now and then.
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The thing about reality...
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is it's still there
waiting for you the next morning.
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Nice talk. They must've loved you
on the debate team.
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Oh, yeah.
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I was first place, Original Oratory,
two years running...
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until I got expelled
for breaking my coach's toe.
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Long story. Not for now.
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Maybe one day.
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Uh, yeah. Sure.
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AA meeting is starting
in 10 minutes in B Block library.
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I am here to unburden you.
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- You got my goods?
- You got most of them already.
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Ooh, I'm not fluent in Russian...
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but in Spanish and English,
“most of them” means “not all of them.”
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Gloria. You know me.
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The rest will be here soon.
I'm a woman of my word.
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And I'm a woman
who gets paid on time in full.
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Reznikov. You're out of bounds.
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What did you call me?
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Get back in bounds right now.
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Since when do you care where I am?
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That's a shot. 307. Refusing to obey
an order from a staff member.
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He's your bulldog now?
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No, no. Don't look at me. He's off leash,
and I don't want to get bitten either.
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I'll see you around.
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Don't let me catch you anywhere
near the kitchen again. You know the drill.
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You're going to make a great father.
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You okay, hon?
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Fine. Yes. Thank you.
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It's an adjustment. That's what they say.
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- The commissary come through yet?
- No.
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No? Me either. Haven't brushed my teeth
since we came in yesterday.
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It's startin' to feel
like an agora sweater in there.
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Need a standing count
for Alpha Dorm. Inmates only.
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Oh, uh, there's, uh...
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this lady in here, Carla,
she'll want to do that for you.
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I've been around before. I got it.
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I gotta take a leak.
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You Parker?
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Rhonda.
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Brought you some stuff,
a little welcome basket.
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We'll see you at breakfast.
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I don't eat breakfast.
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It upsets my stomach.
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You eat it now.
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Let's go.
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Want some of this?
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No, thank you.
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Three toothbrushes in here.
It's just showing off.
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Here. Take one.
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Please.
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Thank you.
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Some toothpaste too.
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You're very kind.
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You got assigned a work detail yet?
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Kitchen.
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That's a plum gig.
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Yes. Feels like home.
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My family, we own a small market,
and I serve food there.
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Yeah? You a good cook?
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I am very good.
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And get this.
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I use the same produce people
that the kitchen here uses.
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Although if they delivered me the shit they
send here, I'd have thrown it in their faces.
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They knew to give me the good stuff.
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They owed me.
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Now they really owe me.
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“Neptune.” Stupid name.
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I told them Neptune
is for seafood, not fruit.
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- You know a vendor.
- Know them?
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They're here because of me.
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And I'm here because of them.
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You need to use that.
Make your life here better.
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Breaking rules got me in here.
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Yeah, well, I'm not telling you
what to do, you know.
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I'm just telling you how to survive.
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- Next.
- Only one.
256
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,208
I just learned I like a smoke
after I read my sexy-time novellas.
257
00:15:56,280 --> 00:16:00,365
It feels glamorous. But, like,
I'm still not a real smoker, you know.
258
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,370
Yeah, all right. Just make sure you
reshelve this book in its proper place.
259
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,369
We on Dewey Decimal and shit in here.
260
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,364
Don't let me find no aquatic sports
over in paranormal phenomena.
261
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,851
- Got it.
- All right.
262
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,851
Fuck you.
263
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,010
Stupid-
264
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,204
Oh, thanks, man. Heavy flow day over here.
265
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,281
Ouch.
266
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,010
I break your hand?
267
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,367
Get back to your job.
268
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,002
Hi. I rang the bell.
269
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,845
Is that weird?
I didn't want to just walk right in.
270
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,287
It- It's fine. You're fine.
271
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,840
Wow, it's- You're actually here.
272
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,251
It's crazy.
273
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,606
Yeah.
274
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,971
- Hi.
- Hi.
275
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,605
No touching!
276
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,444
Sorry. I'm just trying to ease your transition.
277
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,807
Too much too fast
can be a shock to the system...
278
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,247
like when POWs finally get to eat...
279
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,244
and then they eat too much
and their stomachs explode?
280
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,004
- Hey.
- Hey.
281
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,924
- We can touch though.
- Yeah. Hello.
282
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,445
Hello. Good to see you.
283
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,091
Oh, my God.
284
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,801
You never remember what home smells
like until you've been gone for a while.
285
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,804
I remember that I always used to think
about that when I got back from camp...
286
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,803
that I was smelling what my friends smelled.
287
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,928
What's it like?
288
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,604
You.
289
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,724
Laundry detergent.
290
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:45,203
That, um- Those candles from Anthropologie.
291
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,770
And...
292
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,645
coffee.
293
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,690
- Coff- Coffee? Coffee?
- Sure.
294
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,688
Hey, is this all my stuff?
295
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,410
It's your stuff.
296
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,404
Why do I have so many clothes? My God.
297
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,927
Did I really think that I needed all of these?
298
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,890
Oh, my G-
Oh, my God, my cashmere sweater!
299
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,602
Larry, which one has all my pants in it?
300
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,286
- Those are probably over at Polly's already.
- Oh.
301
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,761
- How is she?
- Uh, Polly?
302
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,366
- Yeah.
- Um, she's fine.
303
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,488
She's fine... I think. You know?
304
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,848
She's probably not gonna make it,
uh, tomorrow.
305
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,002
She's sleep-training the baby, and-
306
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,084
- Oh.
- She said it's been really tough on her, so-
307
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,049
Oh.
308
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:37,841
Hey, uh, I'm sorry about-
sorry about Celeste.
309
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,571
- Thanks, Bloomer.
- Oh, it's fine.
310
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,722
No, it's not fine. It's not.
311
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,451
Do you remember that pillow that Mom had?
312
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:50,121
The one with the cow on its back
and its legs were all up in the air?
313
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,807
Uh, under the cow it says,
“I'm fine, really.”
314
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,882
What a stupid fuckin' pillow.
315
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,042
Oh. I-I have it now.
316
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,568
Mmm.
317
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,290
That's really good.
318
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,768
Ooh, upholstery.
319
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,161
Upholstery is really good.
320
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,606
You- You, uh-
You could stay here... if you want.
321
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:21,208
Wow. You couldn't even try
to make that sound like you meant it.
322
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,041
Well, lucky for you...
323
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,203
it's in my furlough paperwork
that I have to stay with my parents.
324
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,521
- I can wait in the car if you guys would like-
- No.
325
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,001
- What do you want, Larry?
- I don't know.
326
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:37,881
Okay, see, that's exactly how I do not
want to spend these next two days.
327
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,088
If I can't be with Grandmother...
328
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,881
I'm going to at least enjoy this trip for her.
329
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,406
You know what we're gonna do?
330
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,562
The Spotted Pig.
331
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,210
Right?
332
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:54,046
Burgers and rye Manhattans.
That's what we're gonna do. Who's with me?
333
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,407
Aren't you not supposed to drink?
334
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,528
Larry Abraham Bloom...
335
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,047
I am free for the next 48 hours.
336
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:05,920
Do not ruin this by being a pussy. Please.
337
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,367
- I could eat.
- See? Great. Cal?
338
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,889
Yeah, you know, this sounds great.
I like where your head's at.
339
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,487
It's great to know that you're still
a rule-breaking criminal at heart.
340
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:20,087
But there's this one thing-
341
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,084
I know. I know.
342
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,725
Thank you for coming.
343
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,121
Thank you for coming.
344
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,010
Oh, good to see you, darling.
Thanks so much.
345
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,448
- Nice to see you. Thanks.
- Hi.
346
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,965
Thank you so much for coming.
347
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,724
She was great. Yes.
348
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,524
No, she doesn't have another granddaughter.
349
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,331
That's actually me.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The felon.
350
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,289
No, I am out. I'm just not “out” out.
351
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,691
It's called furlough.
352
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,684
- It's temporary. Yeah.
- Forty-eight hours.
353
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,525
I-It was nice of them to trust me.
354
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,051
No. See? No handcuffs.
355
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,243
How are you holding up, dear?
356
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:01,569
- How much longer do you think this is
gonna be? - Not long. An hour or so.
357
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,085
Okay, well, I was thinking that I-
358
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,766
Everyone's coming back
to the house at 7:00...
359
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,922
so we have to be there before then.
360
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,447
Funeral's tomorrow at noon,
so eat a good breakfast.
361
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,410
Everyone's very excited to visit with you.
362
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:19,168
So they can all stare at me
like a lion in a zoo.
363
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,686
Been a difficult day for everyone, dear.
364
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,167
Hello, Mary. Thank you for coming.
365
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,048
Celeste despised her.
366
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,441
She always wore kitten heels.
367
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,285
You know how Grandmother felt about them.
368
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,408
“The boiled carrots of footwear.”
369
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:43,405
Stick your fingers in a fucking socket?
What's wrong with your hair?
370
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,642
Jesus Christ.
371
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,610
What's wrong with you, inmate?
You meditating?
372
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,411
Get some food.
Put some meat on your bones. Shit.
373
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,970
I'm not eating.
374
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,811
I can see that with my normal-people eyes.
375
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:59,202
Bet those slits make it hard
for you to see, huh?
376
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,045
I will report you to the administration.
377
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,247
Ladies!
378
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,722
Inmate... Soso?
379
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,290
You're shittin' me, right?
380
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,965
Inmate Soso here...
381
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,965
seems to be violating
essential prison regulations...
382
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,611
with her insubordinate attitude...
383
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,091
does she not?
384
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,085
Take that, you tattletale.
385
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:34,207
I am staging a hunger strike in protest of
the reprehensible conditions in this facility!
386
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,443
- I invite you all to join in
standing up for what is- - Oh! 212!
387
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,443
Engaging in or encouraging
a group demonstration!
388
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,649
Let's go talk about
a little extra work duty, shall we, Soso?
389
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,850
- Yeah!
- Hey.
390
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,445
Hey!
391
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,403
Just...
392
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,403
keep it down, please.
393
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,126
Hmm?
394
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,804
Mm-hmm.
395
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,607
Oh, man.
396
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,769
Can't believe
you're wasting your time on lettuce.
397
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,763
Do you know how long it's been since-
398
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,331
I had a vegetable that actually crunched?
399
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,969
Mmm.
400
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,451
Whoa. Easy there, tiger.
401
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,922
Mmm. But it's so delicious.
402
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,969
What are you doing?
403
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,766
Mmm. I missed you.
404
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,002
I missed you too, Pipes.
405
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,405
You wanna?
406
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,890
No, I don't- I don't know. I-
407
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,128
Oh, come on, Larry.
408
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,248
How long has it been...
409
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:08,609
since you came in a real, live vagina...
410
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,682
and not in your hand?
411
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,325
- Huh? Come on.
- Okay-
412
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,051
- Let's go upstairs.
- Uh, no. I need to, um-
413
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,122
I'm gonna use the bathroom.
414
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:22,122
I don't think you're supposed
to be drinking, honey.
415
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,282
What's “supposed to” anyway, you know?
416
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,890
Who makes those rules?
417
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,964
I believe it's the Federal Department
of Corrections in this case.
418
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,405
Fuck 'em.
419
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,130
The last thing anyone needs...
420
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,891
is you getting your sentence extended
for some silly furlough violation.
421
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,485
Really, Dad?
422
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,762
Is that the last thing that anyone needs...
423
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,286
or is that the last thing that you need...
424
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,967
because you refuse to come visit
your only daughter in prison...
425
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,931
and you'd rather not have that weighing on
your conscience for any longer than it has to?
426
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,244
Piper, can we not do this now, please?
My mother has died.
427
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,250
Fine.
428
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,929
Sorry.
429
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,571
Celeste was so proud of you.
430
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,563
From the moment you were born.
431
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,723
- It's hard to imagine that's true anymore.
- It was.
432
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,804
I even think she liked me more
for having fathered you.
433
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,130
I'm sorry, honey.
I just can't see you like that.
434
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,805
Like what?
435
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,530
You're my little girl.
436
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,321
That woman in there, that's not who you are.
437
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,891
That's exactly who I am.
438
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,485
Larry?
439
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,688
I'm in here. Hello?
440
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,728
- Hey. Pipes-
- Larry.
441
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,891
Whoa, whoa.
442
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,406
Okay, Piper, not here. What if-
443
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,164
Piper- Jesus, Piper.
444
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,442
Oh, God, are you sure about this?
445
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,727
- Is the door locked? Is the door locked?
- Um-
446
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,802
Is the door locked? Shit.
447
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,565
Oh, my God.
448
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,168
Fuck me.
449
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,925
Okay. Okay, just... move your leg over.
450
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,004
- Okay. Like that? Are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.
451
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,651
- Yeah.
- Okay.
452
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,165
Shit.
453
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,571
What?
454
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,324
Oh.
455
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,445
- It's okay. Let me help you. - I'm sorry. I
can't stop thinking about your dad walking in.
456
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,490
No, no- Oh, Jesus, Piper,
you don't have to- Oh, fuck.
457
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,451
Come on. This is weird. We're mourning.
We're- We haven't done this in so long.
458
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,205
- We're not even together.
- Larry, shut up.
459
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,731
Fuck.
460
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,121
I slept with someone.
461
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,884
- Really?
- I'm sorry.
462
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,282
You decide to tell me that
with your flaccid dick in my mouth?
463
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,522
Shh. It was a semi.
464
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,361
Do not defend your boner to me right now.
465
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,611
I'm sorry. I know this is...
466
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,131
tough for you.
467
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:21,205
- Is there anything you- you want to ask me or-
- No. God, no.
468
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,851
Maybe. ls it someone that I know?
469
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,843
Yes.
470
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,770
That's it. I don't want to know anything
else. Please don't tell me anything else.
471
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:38,488
Yeah, well, it's much worse
when you can imagine it in your own head.
472
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,210
Trust me.
473
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,566
This is really over, isn't it?
474
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,201
I don't- I don't want it to be.
475
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,769
Yes, you do.
476
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:26,363
Yeah, but it feels so shitty
actually saying it.
477
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,810
I know.
478
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,245
Fuck.
479
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,482
I'm gonna miss you.
480
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,242
I love you.
481
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,522
I love you too.
482
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,042
You don't have to come
to my grandmother's funeral tomorrow.
483
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,162
Oh, thank God.
484
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,282
Yeah.
485
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,125
Guard McClellan, call 219.
486
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,647
You ain't gonna get a gold star
for showin' up early.
487
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,202
That guard. That awful, awful man.
488
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,601
- Which one?
- That new guard.
489
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,087
The D-list Burt Reynolds, but more rapey.
490
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,924
- Pornstache.
- Yeah.
491
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,570
He gave me extra work duty.
492
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,688
He's punishing me
for believing in something.
493
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,128
Well, people don't like conviction
around here. Okay?
494
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,248
No, sir.
495
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,285
Well, I'm gonna show them. Soon, no one
will be eating, and then they'll see.
496
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:08,251
- Why ain't we eating?
- In protest of the conditions in here.
497
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,529
Well, that's just super stupid.
498
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,364
And dumb.
499
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,125
And mean and cruel and stupid.
500
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,009
And, yeah, I said “stupid” twice...
501
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,482
only to emphasize how stupid that is.
502
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,927
Hey. Leave Mulan alone.
503
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,002
It's Brook, actually.
504
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,969
Soso.
505
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,928
You know what? You're right, Soso.
506
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,843
I mean, look around this place.
507
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,367
We're criminals, but that don't mean we don't
deserve to be treated like normal people.
508
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,323
Exactly.
509
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:42,001
Since when do you care
about the conditions, Leanne?
510
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,889
Since always.
511
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,327
Nobody likes to live like an animal.
512
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,609
So... you want to join me?
513
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,809
It depends on what they're
serving for lunch today...
514
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,848
but I'll think On it.
515
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,046
Okay.
516
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,043
You know, I could tell you more...
517
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,329
about the efficacy of prison hunger strikes
historically, if you want.
518
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,482
That sounds real interesting.
519
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,050
Great.
520
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,441
Lilo and Stitch starving themselves
to save the world.
521
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,010
This is-
522
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,925
She's Lilo, isn't she?
523
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,286
So, you're saying that I'm Stitch,
you friendless freak.
524
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,051
No one likes you.
525
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,048
Aw. Are you guys lost?
526
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,361
We ain't ready for breakfast yet.
527
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,091
But today, we have Cream of Wheat.
528
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,288
Yay. Old people food.
529
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,249
Didn't your mother teach you manners?
530
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,290
Why you old people
always gotta be so cranky all the time?
531
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,523
Yeah, you here to teach us
a morality lesson and shit?
532
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,009
We're here to collect what belongs to Red.
533
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,651
Well, we don't know nothing about that, so-
534
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,884
Aren't you cute?
535
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:17,124
Did you get caught up
in your boyfriend's drug game?
536
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,726
You want to know what I did?
537
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:24,931
Cut my husband's dick off with
a butcher knife, and it wasn't even sharp.
538
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,480
I still dream about it-
539
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,164
all the blood...
540
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,131
the way it flopped around in my fist.
541
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,841
Hmm. Best thing I ever did.
542
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,684
It's so disappointing,
being underestimated as you age.
543
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,446
I don't know what happened.
Nobody tells the new girl.
544
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,126
One day she was running things,
large and in charge.
545
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,322
And the next- Poof. Gone.
546
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,845
So long, Rhonda.
547
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,811
Something major must've happened
for her to be sent down to max, no?
548
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,804
Yeah, well, who knows
how stuff works around here.
549
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,884
You hear Anita had
a heart attack last night?
550
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,769
The guido who rooms with us?
551
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,091
Probably too much ragout in her arteries.
552
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,042
Speaking of.
553
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,205
Put your hand in.
554
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,248
Oh, God. That's unsanitary.
555
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,243
Just do it.
556
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,963
Pull.
557
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,961
- Holy shit.
- Not too bad for a white girl, hmm?
558
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,487
Not too bad at all.
559
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,245
- You selling already?
- Oh, a little here and there.
560
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,810
Testing the waters.
561
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,969
I don't want to get in over my head.
562
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,250
Shit. You gonna be running things
around here in a few months.
563
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,890
We'll see.
564
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,849
Slow and steady.
565
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,049
But I do thank you for your advice.
566
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,689
Hey, Vee.
567
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,730
I'm sorry to bother you,
but the one without the eyebrows-
568
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,689
she ain't got her money.
569
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,047
Figured you wanted to deal
with her yourself, like you told us.
570
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,804
I'll be right there.
571
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,164
I better get goin'.
572
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,242
We can talk more later.
573
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,402
I'm impressed, Red.
574
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,408
- Red helped me with Mendez.
- Does the entire prison know?
575
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,403
That's it. I promise.
576
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,881
Babe, you need to relax.
577
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,566
How can you act like everything is fine
when he's back here?
578
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,001
He could ruin our lives.
He could-
579
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,809
He could ruin my life.
580
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,966
Everything's gonna be fine.
Red's on our side.
581
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,963
And Mendez doesn't even try to talk to me.
582
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,441
Good. I'm- I'm sure they probably-
583
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,490
I'm sure they probably told him
to stay as far away as possible.
584
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,291
Just feels a little weird since, you know,
he's in love with me or whatever...
585
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,840
you would think that he'd try to say hi.
586
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,242
Okay, you know, I- I'm gonna tell Caputo
that Mendez is the father.
587
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,404
But that's a lie.
588
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,448
But didn't he have sex with you?
589
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:14,161
- Yeah. - So he's a criminal and
he deserves to go to prison.
590
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:17,608
But you had sex with me.
You used to, anyways.
591
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,002
- That's different. I- I love you.
- So does he.
592
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,686
Are you actually defending him right now?
593
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,651
- I just can't believe you would send an
innocent man to prison. - I'm sorry- What?
594
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,609
The whole plan was to send him to prison.
595
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:34,004
That's why you fucked him in the first
place, was it not? It just didn't work.
596
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,970
I don't know what I was doing.
They talked me into it.
597
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,010
You know how scary my mom can be.
598
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,004
But I've had time to reflect,
and he's innocent.
599
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,482
Oh, come on, Daya. You know he
deserves to go to prison for something.
600
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,722
This is just how life works.
601
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,723
Well, I need time to think.
602
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,725
Don't you go doing nothing
without talking to me. You hear me?
603
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,291
Now, you want me to finish, or what?
604
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,091
Yes.
605
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,608
Red light special, please.
606
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,082
Man, you people
are like a 3-D “don't do drugs” ad.
607
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,924
Ain't that the code?
608
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,649
Damn, you want that many?
609
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,961
Isn't that what it costs?
610
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,008
What are you talkin' about?
611
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,605
The stuff.
612
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,011
You can say “cigarette.”
613
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,287
Wh-
No. The special stuff.
614
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,601
I know the black girls are selling it.
615
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,126
- You saying we all look alike?
- Come on.
616
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,044
My face is all achy.
I need to not feel it for a while.
617
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,646
Then go buy some aspirin from commissary.
618
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,131
Get out of here.
619
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,010
And I'm keeping these for my time.
620
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,284
Go.
621
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,849
This one Christmas...
622
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,925
I was allowed to help Grandmother
make her really famous sugar cookies...
623
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,684
for the very first time.
624
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,367
I think most of you have probably received
a tin of her cookies over the years.
625
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,442
If you didn't,
Grandmother didn't like you.
626
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,802
- I'm just sayin'.
- Anyway...
627
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:09,204
it took less than five minutes
for me to mess up...
628
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,204
and I poured too much
baking soda into the dough...
629
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,408
and I immediately started crying.
630
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:19,008
I thought I had completely ruined Christmas.
631
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,890
But instead of yelling at me...
632
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,770
Grandmother told me
that they were gonna be fine...
633
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,763
and she said better, even.
634
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,410
And then-
635
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,323
And then she said to me...
636
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,607
“Piper...
637
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,604
life is made in the mistakes.”
638
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:44,006
In retrospect, I'm sure she remade them
after I left. You know?
639
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,366
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
640
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,885
Um-
641
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:56,210
I mean, the woman's name
was Celeste, for God's sake.
642
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,760
Uh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Father.
643
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,441
Um, I- I don't know if any of you have ever
heard one of those things played before-
644
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,090
a Celeste, I mean-
645
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:08,802
but it is this magical, ethereal experience.
646
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,726
Uh, all these steel plates
that ting and sound like-
647
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:18,204
I don't know, like if an ocean
were to suddenly make music.
648
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,644
Um, that's-
649
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,324
that's not really like Grandmother...
650
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,402
but she was- she was special.
651
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,404
She- She made you feel like there
was something important about you...
652
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:32,771
even when you knew you were nothing
but a polyp in the sea of human mundanity.
653
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,366
Lot of ocean imagery here.
654
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,602
But look, the point is that-
655
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,001
that Grandmother was a wonderful woman.
656
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,448
That's the point I'm trying to make.
And she should be celebrated.
657
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:48,320
And my sister, Piper, is here,
and that is truly incredible...
658
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,086
because she is technically a ward
of the federal government.
659
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,810
Or...
660
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,487
just returned from Africa, Aunt Kathy.
661
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,406
Um, either way,
today is a day to celebrate life.
662
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,802
Today is a day to celebrate today.
663
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,964
And that is wh-
664
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,727
That is why I can't think
of a better time to do this.
665
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,090
Come on.
666
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,687
Come on, my little hen of the woods.
667
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,444
Aah!
668
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,163
Friends... family-
669
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,163
- Do something.
- lovers, um...
670
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,766
older family friends
that I can never remember the names of...
671
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,241
Neri and I are getting married.
672
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,881
Right now.
673
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,201
With all of you as our witnesses.
674
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,045
Our friends are here, Piper's on furlough...
675
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,408
our buddy, Sam, got ordained
last week just for us.
676
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,323
Thank you, Sam.
677
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,768
Uh, Neri's family is here.
Pam and Joe in the back.
678
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,605
Hi, guys. You're so cute.
You are awesome. Thank you for coming.
679
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,444
Love you.
680
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,931
And, uh...
681
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,771
I think that Celeste...
682
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,490
would be pleased...
683
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,450
with our judicious use
of the free flowers and food...
684
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,887
if not a tiny bit judgmental.
685
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,884
And I think that she would
admire our spirit.
686
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,564
Right?
687
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,490
Pipes.
688
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,328
We're gonna eat the world.
689
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,405
Sorry, Mom.
690
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,562
Next Wednesday at 1900 hours.
691
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,520
- Yo.
- Yo, what the hell you are doin'?
692
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,763
I need to talk to you.
I think Vee's bringin' in drugs.
693
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,851
P, ain't you bored of havin'
the same damn conversation every day?
694
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,764
- Shit. I know I am.
- Yo, just listen, all right?
695
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,285
- One of them meth heads-
- No!
696
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,250
Why don't you listen
and stop running your mouth?
697
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,084
Who cares what she's doing?
698
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,322
That's her business.
699
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:06,122
She's been real good to me,
and I am not about to turn away from that.
700
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,567
Vee is my family.
701
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,930
Thought I was your family.
702
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,048
You both are my family, yo, like-
703
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,408
What if we was- What if we was drownin'
in the middle of the ocean...
704
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,642
and you could only save one of us?
705
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,449
- Why can't I save both of you?
- I don't know.
706
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,000
Because you can't.
'Cause there's not enough room in the boat.
707
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,289
- It's like the world's tiniest boat or some shit?
- Yes. Okay? Yes.
708
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,648
It's like a little raft for kiddies and shit.
All right? Just play the game with me.
709
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,290
Listen up, Poussey.
710
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:36,287
I love you, but I am done
as a burnt burger talkin' about this shit.
711
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,682
No more talkin' about Vee
to me or to anyone.
712
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,569
And, P...
713
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:43,927
that woman don't play around.
714
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,487
Don't get in her way.
715
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,881
Or mine. You hear?
716
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,207
Yeah.
717
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,410
What happened, Doggett?
718
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,211
You know I get mad sometimes.
719
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,564
I know I've been a bully. I know.
720
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,364
But I was really trying to turn a new leaf.
721
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,123
Please.
722
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:26,001
Please don't send me down
to SHU, Mr. Healy. Please.
723
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,641
It is truly awful down there.
724
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,646
Doggett, have you always
been quick to anger?
725
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,010
What you mean?
726
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:43,290
I mean, does it sit right below the surface?
727
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,081
Does it bubble up and surprise you
when you're not expecting it?
728
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,401
Do you have a pounding right here...
729
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,051
like it feels like a vein's gonna explode?
730
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,963
Yeah.
731
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,042
Are you a psychic or something?
732
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,488
- No.
- How are you in my head then, right now?
733
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:04,491
Because I've had anger issues of my own...
734
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,844
and what I've found is that a change of
perspective can make all the difference.
735
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,722
You mean like looking left
rather than right kind of thing?
736
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,529
Exactly like that.
737
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,842
Instead of me sending you down to SHU...
738
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,730
I want you to come and visit me once a week.
739
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,689
What would we do?
740
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,730
Talk.
741
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,805
What will we talk about?
742
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,605
I could counsel you
through some of these issues.
743
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,409
Yes.
744
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,324
Thank you. Yes.
745
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,244
That's so awfully nice of you, Mr. Healy.
746
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,687
I'm a nice guy.
747
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,569
That's the truth.
748
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,484
Maybe they're runnin' late.
749
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,801
It's a prison.
They didn't get lost in the moment.
750
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,928
Hey, whatever.
751
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,482
No, I mean, Jesus,
why you fucking breaking my balls?
752
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,884
Man, this took way more convincin' than two
boxes of oatmeal pies are worth.
753
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,530
Please, sit.
754
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:12,002
I thought we could enjoy
a family meal together.
755
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,050
- You made this?
- How the fuck you do this without a kitchen?
756
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,645
I'm a good improviser.
757
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,326
And I had some help
from the baddest bitches around.
758
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,243
Smells wonderful, Red.
759
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,971
- Doesn't mean it tastes good.
- Ooh!
760
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,249
Daddy's gettin' blotto tonight, huh?
761
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,008
Thank you for coming.
I know you didn't have to.
762
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,368
Hey, uh, Red. Gotta let us in on the secret.
I mean, this shit is crazy.
763
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,568
You're my family.
764
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,530
All of you are very important to me.
765
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:46,447
A-And I... let a lot of things get in the way
of that these past few months.
766
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,170
- I truly-
- Hey!
767
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:51,881
Golden oldies. How about I get some
of that slop down here, huh?
768
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,809
Seriously. Food me.
769
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:59,281
I'm trying to have a moment.
Now shut up and eat.
770
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,449
Thank you.
771
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,561
As I was saying...
772
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,122
I realize I never said
the most important thing.
773
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,647
I'm sorry.
774
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,007
You know, Red, we've done okay without you.
775
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:28,607
I know you have,
but I want you to do better than okay.
776
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,889
Yeah, but maybe there's some parts
that we didn't miss so much.
777
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,850
- Like being pushed around.
- Or burned.
778
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,287
Gina.
779
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,125
I don't know that I'll ever have
the words to express...
780
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,965
the regret I feel for what happened to you.
781
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,800
I made a mistake.
782
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,565
I hope you accept my apology.
783
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,205
Okay.
784
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,891
I'm willing to make this more of a democracy,
if that's what you all want.
785
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,928
I just want my family back.
786
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,322
Aw, get over here, Red.
787
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,363
Right?
788
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,046
Norma.
789
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,724
My dear Norma.
790
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,883
You've been by my side for many years.
791
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:22,567
You stood beside me, listened to me...
792
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,610
plucked the hair out of that weird mole
on the back of my arm.
793
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,687
You're my best friend...
794
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,001
and I missed you so much.
795
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,168
Thank you for giving me
another chance.
796
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,890
What about me?
797
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,487
Don't you have a special dedication for me?
798
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,971
Boo.
799
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,328
Thank you for always being a pain in my ass.
800
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,688
Let's stick together from now on, huh?
801
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,205
Nazdrovje!
802
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,725
Nazdrovje!
803
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,245
Nazdrovje!
804
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,484
Uh-huh.
805
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,768
Ah.
806
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,762
What do you want?
807
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,730
Hear you have a pretty good system
worked out for yourself in here.
808
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:24,044
Norma. Get the nice young woman a form.
809
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,442
Write down what you want,
and I'll do my best.
810
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,524
We're a little overwhelmed
with orders lately though.
811
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:35,483
Ain't here to place no orders.
Here to buy the company.
812
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,807
It's not for sale. Sorry.
813
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,360
You don't even wanna hear the offer?
814
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:42,726
Try me.
815
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:46,805
You get to stay in cozy minimum security.
816
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:48,928
Oh, and we don't break your ribs.
817
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,288
You, my dear...
818
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:57,161
have chosen the one fight in here
that can't be won.
819
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,646
Go run to your mommy.
820
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:03,166
Tell her Red needs to talk to her.
821
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:06,005
Then the adults will discuss this.
822
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,402
You know that's a real stupid move, right?
823
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,847
I mean, I'm happy to go get her for you.
824
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,090
Today has been kind of boring anyhow.
825
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,162
Go.
826
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:20,242
Go, go, go.
827
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,566
I'm sorry. Maybe I'm just an idiot.
828
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,962
'Cause I'm having a hard motherfucking time
understanding how three little old ladies...
829
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,042
come in here and stole from us.
830
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,610
They was really scary.
831
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,160
Yeah, and one of them
looked like a Disney witch.
832
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,604
¡Dios mío!
833
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,001
You know what? Go. Get out of my face.
834
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,684
Yo.
835
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,003
Red sends her apologies.
836
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,202
I hate this kitchen.
837
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,361
What the fuck is this?
838
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,090
Huh?
839
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,969
What is this?
840
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:22,045
You think you can just get away with this shit?
You think I'm gonna turn a blind eye?
841
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,521
Think I'm a pussy?
842
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,649
It's time for a good
old-fashioned search, ladies.
843
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,884
Oh, what is this?
844
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,568
Illegal contraband?
845
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,606
You're awfully quiet, inmate.
Got nothing to say now?
846
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,569
You scared?
847
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,688
'Cause you fucking should be!
848
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,484
I'm in control!
849
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,403
I'm in charge!
850
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,523
- Fuckin'-
- Hey-hey-hey-hey. Hey!
851
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,170
Buddy! Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
852
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,322
Shh. Hey. Hey.
853
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,483
We are gonna fucking crack down on you!
On all of you!
854
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,688
You're gonna get yourself fired, pal.
855
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,489
Shh.
856
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,767
It's okay. Come on.
857
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,565
You all right?
858
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,847
Come on. Let's get you out of here.
859
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,325
Everything's okay, ladies.
860
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,768
Just, um...
clean this shit up. All right?
861
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,170
Sorry for the fuss.
862
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,402
Come on.
863
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,642
You're all right, buddy. Come on.
864
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,521
for the very first time,
the bride and the groom.
865
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:11,081
It's so wonderful
that you could be here, Piper.
866
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,162
How are you doing?
867
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,643
Fine. I'm fine.
868
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:22,448
We would be so heartbroken for our Julie
if she were in your... position.
869
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,603
You know, we-
we were just talking earlier...
870
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,251
about what a wonderful kid you were.
871
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:33,804
Always in the newspaper for something,
a-always achieving.
872
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:37,965
We just want you to know, dear,
we still see you as that person.
873
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,522
I'm sure you're anxious
to return to your old self.
874
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,926
Guard Wester, call 609.
875
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,803
Well, now.
876
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,884
There's the black beauty
I've been waitin' for.
877
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,450
Can I help you?
878
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,444
I think that's the other way around, sistah.
879
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,444
Jesus. Can't even brush your teeth
around here without getting into something.
880
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,090
What do you want, man?
881
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:57,768
How much would it be worth to you
to find another route in?
882
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,409
Depends on where the route goes.
883
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,802
Oh, now, you know
I can't give you information...
884
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,803
unless I know what I'm getting for it.
885
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,847
I'm supposed to be interested in that?
886
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:17,009
I know how Red's importing contraband.
887
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,208
Interested in that?
888
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:23,365
'Cause I also know that the guards
are hot on your trail.
889
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:26,205
So you're gonna need a new cover. Right?
890
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,204
I want 20% of the tobacco intake.
891
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,126
You are a smug little dyke, aren't you?
892
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,850
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
893
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,964
I am a big, smart dyke.
894
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,327
Yes, ma'am.
895
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,050
Ten percent.
896
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,646
You got yourself a deal.
897
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,366
On the gate, exit 3218.
898
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,482
Did you get your pack
of wild dogs under control?
899
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,642
- They're always obedient.
- Good.
900
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:12,691
Then I'll look forward to
never seeing them in here again.
901
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,249
Who do you think gave the order, Red?
902
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:21,570
You're my friend.
903
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:24,928
I don't remember us
exchanging woven bracelets.
904
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,810
You're not taking over my business.
905
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,325
I started it.
906
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,085
Come on. Can't we share?
907
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,811
Didn't I give you the idea
in the first place?
908
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,963
- Now all of a sudden it's yours?
- What did you do to Rhonda?
909
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,002
Here's what's gonna happen.
910
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:47,084
You're gonna keep taking orders
and filling them.
911
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,084
My girls will be distributing the goods...
912
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:51,929
and collecting the payments.
913
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,241
I'll tell Healy.
914
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,051
Oh, Red.
915
00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,965
You do that...
916
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,327
and I will make sure that you end up...
917
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,721
exactly like Rhonda.
918
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:09,084
You are not taking this from me.
919
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,767
Your first mistake is not having backup.
920
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,162
Go ahead.
921
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:02,164
Shh, shh, shh.
922
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:12,244
Hey. I got a gift for you.
923
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,687
Shit. It's not even my birthday.
924
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,210
First one's free.
925
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,681
Let me know if you want more.
926
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,965
When I said “prove it”...
927
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:37,169
I meant it in a Coach Taylor kind of way.
928
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,881
Not a “terrify all the inmates,
get yourself suspended” way.
929
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,167
Sorry, sir. I don't know what, uh-
930
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,288
I don't know what got into me.
931
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,160
I don't have time for any more headaches
on top of everything else right now.
932
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:53,802
I understand. I'm just-just under
a lot of stress with the shot quota.
933
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,167
And some, uh-
934
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,049
some personal stuff.
935
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:01,960
Yes, and your personal crap
belongs at home next to your tchotchkes.
936
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:06,802
That's the thing, sir.
I... can't exactly leave this stuff at home.
937
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,241
What are you trying to tell me?
938
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,928
Diaz is pregnant.
939
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,162
Dayanara.
940
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,242
What?
941
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:25,009
Must've been Mendez.
942
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:58,200
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