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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
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♪ WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE
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♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST
COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
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♪ HE'S ALWAYS THERE
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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Announcer:
G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING,
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HIGHLY TRAINED
SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN
FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS TERRORIST
ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY TILL
THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE
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♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
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♪ G.I. JOE
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[ WALRUSES GRUNTING ]
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[ WOOD CREAKING ]
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YE-E-E-E-HAH!
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All: YO-O-O, JOE!
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ROADBLOCK! GIVE ME A HAND
AND HELP ME GET IT GOING!
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YOU CRAZY, DUDE!
THAT'S NO LIE!
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GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE YOU FRY!
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AAAAAAH!
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NOW, THAT AIN'T NO WAY
TO TREAT A LADY!
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[ COUNTRY MUSIC BLARING ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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All: YO-O-O, JOE!
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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
AH! UGH!
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[ Panting ]
CROSS COUNTRY, YOU OKAY?
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Cross Country:
NO!
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THOSE SNAKES RUINED
MY TAPE DECK!
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MAN, THOSE TELE-VIPERS MADE
CROSS COUNTRY MAD,
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BUT ANYBODY WHO HATES COUNTRY
MUSIC CAN'T BE ALL BAD.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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SHOOT! THIS MEANS
I GOT TO GET ME ANOTHER ONE.
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[ METAL CLINKING, STATIC ]
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[ CREATURE GROWLING ]
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[ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ]
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Dial Tone:
COME ON, BABY. COME ON.
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YEAH! GOTCHA!
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Mainframe:
Be quiet, Dial Tone.
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You want somebody to hear us?
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[ CHUCKLES ] Hey, that's one
terrific game.
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Let's play it again.
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Nah, it's late.
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We got to get up
in a couple hours.
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Low-Light:
HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW SCOPE,
SCI-FI?
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I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND IT
ANYWHERE.
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NO, CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE.
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HAVE YOU SEEN MY CALCULATOR?
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NOPE. SCI-FI?
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NO, THANKS.
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WHAT IS THAT STUFF,
LOW-LIGHT?
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I DON'T KNOW, AND I AIN'T
EATING IT UNTIL I FIND OUT.
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SAY, LADY JAYE,
WHO DOES YOUR HAIR?
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DOES IT LOOK THAT BAD?
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I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND
COULDN'T FIND MY HAIRDRYER.
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UH, NO, THANKS.
I'M ON A DIET.
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COULDN'T FIND MY
FLIGHT LOG THIS MORNING.
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SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY'S
MISSING SOMETHING.
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ALL RIGHT! THAT TEARS IT!
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I'VE TAKEN A LOT
OF RIBBIN' FROM YOU ALL,
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BUT NOW YOU DONE GONE
TOO FAR!
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CROSS COUNTRY,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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MY TAPE DECK.
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SOMEBODY STOLE MY TAPE DECK.
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HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO RIDE INTO BATTLE
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IF I CAN'T PLAY MY
COUNTRY-WESTERN MUSIC?!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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'TAIN'T FUNNY!
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YOU'RE NOT ACCUSING YOUR
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FELLOW JOES, ARE YOU?
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WELL, I DON'T THINK
ANY OF YOU ARE THIEVES.
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Jaye:
CROSS COUNTRY,
DON'T BE SUCH A JERK!
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WELL, LET'S SEE WHO NABS
THE BAIT THIS TIME.
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[ CREATURE GROWLING ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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Well, I'll be.
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[ GROWLING CONTINUES ]
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[ FOOTSTEPS CLANKING ]
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[ FOOTSTEPS CLANKING ]
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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WELL, I GUESS THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO GET IT BACK.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ FOOTSTEPS CLANKING ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ Groaning ]
OH, MY ACHING BACK.
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[ GROANS ]
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I GOTTA PUT IN A REQUEST
FOR NEW CHAIRS.
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HUH. OUT OF COFFEE.
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STAY.
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[ BEEPING ]
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PHEW! WELL, NOBODY EVER SAID
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PLAYING DETECTIVE
WAS GONNA BE PLEASANT.
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ PEOPLE GRUNTING, MURMURING ]
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[ ALL CHANTING ]
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WELL, I'LL BE.
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[ CHANTING CONTINUES ]
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COBRA COMMANDER!
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GREETINGS!
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AND WELCOME TO
THE FIRST CONGRESS
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OF THE SECRET SOCIETY
OF COBRA.
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YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SELECTED
TO WEAR THE SIGNET
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OF THE NEW BROTHERHOOD
KNOWN AS "THE COIL."
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WE ARE ALL DEDICATED
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TO THE EXTINCTION OF SERPENTOR
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AND HIS
DERANGED SCIENTIST SIDEKICK,
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DR. MINDBENDER.
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WE MUST RETURN COBRA'S POWER
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TO ITS RIGHTFUL HEIR --
NAMELY, ME!
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All: [ Chanting ] LONG LIVE
COBRA COMMANDER!
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I RECKON GENERAL HAWK WILL BE
MIGHTY INTERESTED
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IN OLD SNAKE BREATH'S
REVIVAL MEETIN'.
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[ GASPS ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ Cockney accent ] HEY, MATES!
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
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[ Cockney accent ]
IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS,
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AND THIS IS OUR PRESENT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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DON'T GET ME RILED, BOY.
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YOU WON'T LIKE IT.
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[ Cockney accent ]
HERE, MATE.
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LET ME MAKE YOU
REALLY HOT UNDER THE COLLAR.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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WHAT THE...?
HE'S BLOOMIN' GONE!
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COBRA COMMANDER HAS REALLY
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GONE OFF THE DEEP END
THIS TIME.
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DO NOT BE SO QUICK
TO JUDGE HIM, DESTRO.
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HE HAS HAD MANY
SUCCESSES OVER THE YEARS.
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[ HURRIED FOOTSTEPS ]
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AAH! UGH!
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[ GROANS ]
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HEY -- MY TAPE DECK.
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INSOLENT FOOL!
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I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE
A BOX OF CRACKERS!
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SOME OTHER TIME,
CHROME DOME!
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UNH!
UGH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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HEY! AAH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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ANYONE REMEMBER TO BRING
THE MARSHMALLOWS?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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NOW I KNOW HOW GRILLED
SIRLOIN FEELS.
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[ BEEP ]
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THIS FILE HAS BEEN ACCESSED
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AND DELETED BY UNAUTHORIZED
PERSONNEL.
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HMM. LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
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UH-OH.
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GENERAL HAWK,
THIS IS MAINFRAME.
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You better get down here quick.
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Someone has violated our
computer security section.
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BE RIGHT THERE, MAINFRAME.
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SERGEANT SLAUGHTER,
YOU BETTER COME WITH ME.
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WHERE ARE ALL MY VIPERS,
DR. MINDBENDER?
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I DO NOT KNOW,
GREAT COBRA EMPEROR.
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I DID HEAR A RUMOR
OF COBRA FLU, BUT --
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DO NOT GET FLIPPANT WITH ME,
MINDBENDER.
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WHERE IS COBRA COMMANDER?
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WHY, WHEN I LAST SAW HIM,
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HE SPOKE OF SOME URGENT MATTER
THAT NEEDED HIS ATTENTION.
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FIND MY VIPERS AND BRING COBRA
COMMANDER TO ME -- AT ONCE!
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THIS, I COMMAND!
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YES, SERPENTOR.
RIGHT AWAY.
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WHAT A SPOILED BRAT
I HAVE CREATED.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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Destro:
FIREFLY, LOOK OUT!
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HE'S GOING TO TOPPLE
THE STATUE!
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[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
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YAHOO-O-O-O!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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WHEW-EE!
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THIS PLACE REMINDS ME OF AUNT
HAZEL'S KITCHEN --
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AIN'T BEEN CLEANED
IN A COON'S AGE.
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WELL, I'LL BE.
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[ WHEEZING ]
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[ ALL GROANING ]
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[ COUGHING ]
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[ GROANS ]
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UGH!
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YAH!
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WE ARE BEHIND SCHEDULE,
DESTRO.
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I NEED MORE GOLD
TO FINANCE THE COIL.
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BUT, COBRA COMMANDER,
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THESE PEOPLE
NEED FOOD AND REST.
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THEY HAVEN'T HAD A BREAK
IN THREE DAYS.
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Cross Country:
THEY'LL GET PLENTY OF REST
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ONCE G.I. JOE PUTS YOU SNAKES
OUT OF BUSINESS.
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[ RUMBLING ]
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AAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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I DON'T CARE, DESTRO.
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I WANT PRODUCTION
INCREASED BY 100%,
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NO MATTER WHAT THE COST!
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WITH THE COIL,
WE WILL ELIMINATE
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BOTH SERPENTOR AND G.I. JOE
IN ONE FELL SWOOP.
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Cross Country:
YEEHA-A-A-A-H!
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All: UGH!
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[ GROANS ]
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WELL, THIS IS RIGHT
EMBARRASSIN'.
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A NUMBER OF
PERSONAL ARTICLES
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HAVE BEEN LISTED
AS MISSING
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OVER THE LAST COUPLE
OF DAYS.
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TODAY WE LEARNED SOMEONE
ACCESSED OUR MAIN COMPUTER
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AND RETRIEVED TOP-SECRET
INFORMATION.
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CROSS COUNTRY WENT AWOL
AT ABOUT THE SAME TIME
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THE COMPUTER REGISTERED
THE REMOVAL OF THE FILE.
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IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY
INFORMATION ON HIS WHEREABOUTS,
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PLEASE COME FORWARD.
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WELL.
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I CAN SEE THAT G.I. JOE
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ISN'T RECRUITING
FOR INTELLIGENCE.
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YEAH? AND COBRA'S HARDLY NOTED
FOR GOOD LOOKS, EITHER!
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INSOLENT WORM!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN,
FANG BREATH.
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COMMANDER, WE TAPPED
JOE'S SECRET FILE.
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WAIT! NOT HERE.
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BRING IT TO
THE COMMUNICATIONS ROOM.
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[ METAL CLICKING ]
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
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[ PANTING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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HUNH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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[ GASPING ]
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THIS MUST BE AN E-TICKET RIDE.
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00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,106
[ PANTING ]
245
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,327
[ GASPING ]
246
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,638
Cobra:
GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH.
247
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:47,163
NOW, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT
A JOE SECRET FILE?
248
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:51,167
IT SEEMS THAT ONE OF
DESTRO'S RATTILLOS GOT LUCKY.
249
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:55,389
Destro:
YES. RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT
DOES PAY OFF.
250
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,435
NEVER MIND THAT, DESTRO.
251
00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,784
HAVE YOU BROKEN THE CODE?
252
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,569
IN A MINUTE, COMMANDER.
253
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:06,487
LET ME KNOW WHEN THE ROCKET
SCIENTIST HAS SOMETHING.
254
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,403
ROCKET SCIENTIST, INDEED.
255
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,429
GOT TO WARN THE JOES.
256
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,170
[ COUGHS ]
257
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,956
[ Panting ] LIGHTHOUSE.
258
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,914
WELL, JUST MIGHT WORK.
259
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,142
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
260
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,665
[ SHIP HORN BLOWS ]
261
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,672
[ SHIP HORN BLOWS ]
262
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:14,163
Sailor:
CAPTAIN! LOOK AT THIS!
263
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,515
[ BEEPING ]
264
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:19,690
WHAT THE...?
265
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,567
SON OF A GUN.
266
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,830
GENERAL HAWK,
THIS IS MAINFRAME.
267
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,659
I just got the weirdest message
from Cross Country
268
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,836
via a Polish cargo ship.
269
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,142
[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
270
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,232
THERE IT IS!
271
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,582
AND THERE'S CROSS COUNTRY!
272
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:48,763
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
273
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:51,418
OKAY, WE'RE GONNA
DO THIS BY THE BOOK.
274
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,594
[ PICKAXES CLANKING ]
275
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:58,120
[ GROANS ]
276
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,557
GET UP -- QUICKLY --
BEFORE THEY SEE YOU.
277
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,517
GET UP! GET UP!
278
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:08,087
[ Cockney accent ]
IF HE CAN'T WORK, LET HIM FRY!
279
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,960
UGH!
280
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,268
GRAB HIS KEYS!
281
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,272
YOU! GRAB THE KEYS!
282
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,458
[ HANDCUFFS CLINK ]
283
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,286
RRAH!
284
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,505
UGH!
285
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:39,814
HUH. LOOKS LIKE WE ONLY
HAD TO SET THINGS IN MOTION.
286
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,294
UGH!
287
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,599
[ GRUNTING ]
288
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,428
SCI-FI, LOW-LIGHT,
ROUND UP THE PRISONERS.
289
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:46,603
Both: YO!
290
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,823
[ ALL CHEERING ]
291
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,131
Cobra:
WELL, NOW, DESTRO.
STILL HAVING TROUBLE?
292
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,568
I THINK I ALMOST HAVE IT,
COMMANDER.
293
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,918
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
HOURS AGO!
294
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,049
[ CHEERING ]
295
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,399
COMMANDER, LOOK!
296
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:00,661
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
297
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,141
Cobra:
N-O-O-O-O-O-O!
298
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,404
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
299
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,406
COMMANDER,
WE MUST EVACUATE!
300
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:09,017
THE FIRE HAS SPREAD
THROUGH THE TEMPLE!
301
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:13,935
IDIOTS! I'M SURROUNDED BY
INCOMPETENT IDIOTS!
302
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:19,723
COME ON.
303
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,986
I KNOW YOU'RE
IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
304
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,119
WELL, NOW.
305
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,729
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
306
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,557
[ CHUCKLES ]
307
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:30,995
I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO MIGHT
LIKE TO HAVE THESE RETURNED.
308
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,823
HALLELUJAH!
309
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,782
MY TAPE DECK!
310
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,959
DIGGING IN THE TRASH,
CROSS COUNTRY?
311
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:42,268
ONE OF DESTRO'S
LESS-INSPIRED IDEAS --
312
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,444
MUTANT PACK RATS.
313
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:47,447
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STEAL
VITAL JOE SECRETS,
314
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,276
AND ALL THEY
STOLE WAS JUNK.
315
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,929
AND MY TAPE DECK!
316
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,105
WELL, IT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS.
317
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,021
WE HAVE YOU FOR A PRISONER.
318
00:19:57,108 --> 00:20:00,547
GUESS AGAIN,
YOU DAG-BLAMED REPTILE!
319
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:01,809
[ GRUNTS ]
320
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:02,984
AAH!
321
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,551
UGH!
322
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,205
OOMPH!
323
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:10,383
WELL, IF YOU REALLY
WANT TO PLAY ROUGH...
324
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,820
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
325
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:18,173
GO! THIS IS GETTING TOO HOT,
MATES.
326
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,697
RIGHT! LET'S CHECK OUT
WHILE WE CAN!
327
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,743
[ GRUNTING ]
328
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,963
[ COUGHS ]
329
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,053
[ Panting ]
HAD -- HAD ENOUGH?
330
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,364
RRAH!
331
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,018
AGH!
332
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,238
SMOOTH MOVE, JOE.
333
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,241
BUT IT WILL
AVAIL YOU LITTLE.
334
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,067
[ RUMBLING ]
335
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,244
YO, JOE!
336
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:49,683
Cobra:
QUICK -- TO DESTRO'S ESCAPE POD!
337
00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:00,128
WELL, FOR AN IMPROMPTU
RESCUE MISSION,
338
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,217
THIS DIDN'T TURN OUT TOO BADLY.
339
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:05,307
I'LL SAY! I FOUND ALL THE STUFF
THAT GOT STOLEN!
340
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:08,092
OOPS.
341
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:09,311
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
342
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:12,140
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
343
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,664
Lift Ticket:
WHILE YOU WERE
OUT CHASING SHADOWS,
344
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:18,886
MAINFRAME RADIOED TO SAY HE
FOUND OUT WHAT FILE WAS MISSING.
345
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:21,367
WHAT WAS IT?
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
346
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:24,065
[ LAUGHS ]
IT WAS A VIDEO GAME!
347
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,763
SOMETHING MAINFRAME
AND DIAL TONE COOKED UP.
348
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,896
ALL THIS FOR THAT?
349
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:32,291
SOME NIGHTS, IT JUST DON'T PAY
TO GET OUT OF BED.
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