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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE
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♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA
THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND
AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
FOR AMERICA'S DARING,
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HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION
FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE-- TO DEFEND HUMAN
FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS TERRORIST
ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE
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♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
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♪ G.I. JOE
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
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HEY, SOME PALOOKA JUST DENTED
THE BOSS'S CAR.
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THEY WHAT?!
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THE MAN WHO INVENTED THIS
HAS A TRULY SICK MIND,
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BUT THE BUSINESS SENSE
OF A BABY.
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HE SOLD IT TO ME FOR A SONG.
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MAN:
AND YOU WANT TO SELL IT
FOR A FORTUNE.
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BUT IS IT WORTH THE PRICE?
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ONCE UNLEASHED,
THE LIQUID BECOMES
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A DEADLY NERVE-PARALYZING GAS.
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ONE DROP ON YOUR VICTIM,
AND HE'S HISTORY.
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EXCELLENT.
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YOU'VE JUST STRUCK A DEAL
WITH CO--
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I WOULDN'T SAY THAT DIRTY WORD
IF I WERE YOU, DR. MINDBENDER.
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I'D HAVE TO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT
WITH SOAP.
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NOW BACK AWAY FROM THE TABLE,
GENTLEMEN.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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I SAY, OLD CHAP, THAT HAD
GREAT SENTIMENTAL VALUE.
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MY AUNTIE GAVE IT TO ME.
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
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LOST THEM.
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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YOU MISSED HIM!
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[ SPECTATORS SHOUTING ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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THE LAB TESTS SHOW THE LIQUID
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IS AS POTENT AS YOU DESCRIBED.
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THANK HEAVEN YOU WERE ABLE
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TO RETRIEVE THIS WITCH'S BREW
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BEFORE IT FELL
INTO COBRA'S HANDS.
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MAN:
WE HAVE MR. BURKE
TO THANK FOR THAT.
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THE QUESTION IS HOW
TO DISPOSE OF IT.
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THAT IS EASY.
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THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN
CHEMICAL WEAPONS ARSENAL.
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WELL, THE JOES ARE ON TRAINING
MANEUVERS NEAR HERE.
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WE'LL CALL OUT THE WHOLE
G.I. JOE TEAM, IF NEED BE,
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TO CHAPERONE THAT STUFF
TO THE ARSENAL.
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GENTLEMEN...I DARESAY COBRA
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WILL BE WATCHING THIS AREA
AROUND THE LAB.
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THEY'LL BE EXPECTING US
TO EMPLOY A LARGE FORCE,
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AND THEY'LL BE READY FOR IT.
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I SUGGEST WE SEND A SMALL,
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UNOBTRUSIVE ESCORT MISSION
OF FOUR TOP SOLDIERS
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TO MOVE THE CONTAINER.
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AND THE MISSION MUST BE
TOP-SECRET.
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NOT EVEN THE SOLDIERS
GUARDING IT
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SHOULD KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE TRANSPORTING.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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THE JOES PLAN TO MOVE
THE LIQUID GAS
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WITH A SMALL DETACHMENT
INSTEAD OF THE WHOLE FORCE.
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A SMALL, UNPROTECTED GROUP
OF JOES, EH?
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WITHIN 24 HOURS,
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COBRA SHALL POSSESS
THAT DEADLY GAS.
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WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT,
BEACH HEAD?
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A ROUTINE ESCORT MISSION.
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BEATS DESERT SURVIVAL TRAINING,
DOESN'T IT?
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I'LL SAY.
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NO MORE SHAKING SCORPIONS
OUT OF MY BOOTS.
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YOU BE CAREFUL
WITH MY LITTLE GIRL!
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CROSS-COUNTRY, THEY'RE ONLY
FLYING TO FORT HUACHUCA
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TO GET THE H.A.V.O.C.'s
TRANSVERSE ROD FIXED.
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IT'S NO BIGGIE.
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[ ENGINE RUMBLES ]
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HEY, SINCE YOU GUYS
ARE WITHOUT WHEELS
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FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS,
WHY NOT COME WITH US?
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YEAH, HAWK'S SENDING US
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ON SOME PENNY-ANTE
ESCORT MISSION. PIECE OF CAKE.
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WELL, I AIN'T GOT ANY REAL
PRESSING ENGAGEMENTS.
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YOU'RE ON.
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QUIET.
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TOO QUIET.
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AW, SHOOT.
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YOU'RE JUST TOO
ALL-FIRED PARANOID.
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HEY, YOU GOT A PACKAGE US JOES
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ARE SUPPOSED TO DELIVER?
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AIN'T I SUPPOSED TO SIGN FOR IT
OR SOMETHING?
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OKAY.
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ANY HINT AS TO WHAT'S IN
THAT THING?
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THEY WEREN'T TOO TALKATIVE.
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WELL, OUR ORDERS ARE CLEAR.
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AVOID CITIES, STEER CLEAR
OF HIGHWAYS, AND GET THE BOX
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TO THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHEMICAL
WEAPONS ARSENAL.
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LADY JAYE:
YO-O-O, JOE!
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LET'S TRY THAT CANYON TRAIL.
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NICE SCENERY.
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YOU NUTS?
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LADY JAYE:
DEAD END.
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LET'S CHECK OUR OPTIONS.
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SWELL PLACE FOR AN AMBUSH.
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MOTORCYCLE TRACKS.
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I DON'T LIKE
THE LOOKS OF THIS.
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CLIMB ON BOARD!
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TOO LATE NOW!
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[ ENGINES RUMBLE ]
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IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO CIRCLE THE WAGONS
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WHEN YOU ONLY GOT
ONE ARMADILLO.
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UGH! LOOK OUT BELOW!
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I BETTER RADIO SLIP STREAM
FOR AN AIR STRIKE.
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YOU'LL BE CALLING NO ONE, MATE!
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[ GROANS ]
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LADY JAYE:
DIAL TONE! DIAL TONE!
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YOU KNOW,
THIS HERE'S RIGHT PATRIOTIC,
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LIKE CUSTER'S LAST STAND
OR PICKETT'S CHARGE!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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KNOCK OUT THE CYCLES!
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THAT'LL MAKE THE ODDS...
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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...EVEN.
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ENJOY YOUR WALK HOME, MATES!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HIT THE DIRT!
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GUESS WE DON'T GET
TO RIDE HOME.
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PINCH ME, FOLKS,
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'CAUSE I THINK I'M SEEING
ONE OF THOSE DESERT MIRAGES.
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WHERE'D HE COME FROM?
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WELL, WELL, WHO HAVE WE HERE?
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LET'S GET HIM.
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I THINK THESE CHAPS ARE DUE
FOR A LITTLE TRIP.
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[ BEEP ]
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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DID YOU SEE THAT?
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UGH!
OOH!
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NOW, THAT'S A RIGHT
PURTY MANEUVER.
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UH-OH.
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WE'RE SITTING DUCKS!
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I DON'T USUALLY SMOKE, BUT...
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[ COUGHING ]
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I CAN'T SEE!
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THAT SHOULD KEEP
THE DREADNOKS CONFUSED
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TILL WE GET OUT OF HERE.
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COULD YOU CHAPS USE A TOW?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ANY ENEMY OF COBRA'S A FRIEND
OF MINE.
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BURKE. MATTHEW BURKE.
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I'LL HAVE YOU HOOKED IN A JIFFY.
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THERE. THAT SHOULD DO IT.
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CARE TO RIDE WITH ME?
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IT'S AIR-CONDITIONED.
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WHY, SURE.
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LET'S MOVE IT!
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TALLYHO!
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BLAST THAT SMOKE!
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THEY'VE GOT AWAY.
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OH, IT'S NO USE.
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THERE'S NOT ENOUGH LIGHT
TO SEE WHAT I'M DOING.
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WISH I COULD HELP,
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BUT THEY SCORED A DIRECT HIT
ON OUR FLASHLIGHT.
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WHAT ABOUT TORCHES?
GOT ANY MATCHES?
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NO GO. NONE OF US SMOKE.
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NOR DO I,
BUT I FOUND SOME IN THE CAR.
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FORTUNATELY,
I ALSO CARRY THESE FLARES.
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WHY, HOW THOUGHTFUL.
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HANG ON, YOU'VE GOT A BIT
OF A SMUDGE ON YOUR NOSE.
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I MUST LOOK A MESS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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ON YOU, A DAB OF GREASE
LOOKS AS GOOD AS ROUGE.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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IF WE CAN GET BACK TO WORK?
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BY ALL MEANS.
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JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?
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IT'S MY GUESS YOUR ATTACKERS
WILL TRY AGAIN IN THE MORNING.
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NO MATTER WHAT COBRA TRIES,
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ONE OF US HAS TO COMPLETE
THIS MISSION.
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SPEAKING OF WHICH, I'D BETTER
TAKE THE FIRST WATCH.
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OH, PLEASE, LET ME. I--
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NO. NO.
YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH ALREADY.
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GOODNIGHT, MATT.
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"MATT"? LOOK, WHO ARE YOU?
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LET'S JUST SAY AN ALLY
IN YOUR FIGHT WITH COBRA.
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AND NO DOUBT LADY JAYE COULD USE
A NICE CUP OF COFFEE.
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OH, AND, FLINT,
I'M REALLY NOT TIRED.
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I'LL TAKE THE SECOND WATCH.
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[ GRUMBLES ]
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SORRY TO LEAVE YOU
AS COBRA BAIT,
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BUT THE SAFETY OF THOUSANDS
OF PEOPLE COULD BE IN JEOPARDY.
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IF COBRA GOT HOLD OF THIS...
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[ SIGHS ]
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WHERE'S THAT BOX?
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W-WHY, THAT DIRTY,
LOW-DOWN SKUNK!
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[ SIGHS ]
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FLINT?
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MR. SAVOIR FAIRE SWIPED THE BOX
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WHEN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
GUARDING IT.
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HE'S STARTING HIS CAR RIGHT NOW.
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THAT BOY'S DOG MEAT
WHEN WE FIND HIM!
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[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIR ]
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BACK INSIDE!
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COME ON! PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT!
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THE ARMADILLO'S STILL
OUT OF COMMISSION.
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THEN LET'S PUSH IT BY HAND.
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BURKE GAVE YOU A BOOK OF MATCHES
LAST NIGHT.
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DO YOU STILL HAVE THEM?
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YEAH. HERE.
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WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THIS MOTEL
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AND PICK UP A CLUE
TO BURKE'S TRAIL.
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MAYBE THERE'S A BACK EXIT.
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AND IF THERE ISN'T?
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I'LL MAKE ONE.
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END OF THE LINE.
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LET'S RETRACE OUR STEPS.
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I SAW ANOTHER TUNNEL BACK--
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WAIT. LOOK! DAYLIGHT!
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OH, FRESH AIR.
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HEY, GUYS, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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MAN:
LOOKS LIKE HALF THE COBRA ARMY.
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THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT
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00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,858
IN THAT BLACK BOX.
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SO, YOU WON'T COME OUT AND PLAY,
EH, MATES?
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00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:17,258
THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE TO COME IN!
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OH, GLAD YOU FOUND THAT EXIT,
LADY JAYE.
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00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:24,482
LOOK.
239
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:27,485
THOSE TWO MOTOR VIPERS
LOOK LONELY.
240
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:31,663
MAN:
WELL, THEN, LET'S GO DOWN
AND INTRODUCE OURSELVES.
241
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:36,407
BOTH:
YO-O-O, JOE!
242
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:40,063
LADY JAYE, YOU AND DIAL TONE
TAKE ONE OF THOSE STUNS.
243
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,804
FIND THAT DESERT DUNES MOTEL
244
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,024
AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET A LEAD
ON BURKE.
245
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,721
WE'LL KEEP COBRA OFF YOUR BACK.
246
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,723
BE CAREFUL.
YOU KNOW ME.
247
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,595
LET'S GO, CROSS-COUNTRY.
248
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,424
WE'LL CIRCLE AROUND
AND GIVE THEM A BIG SURPRISE.
249
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,383
YO-O-O, JOE!
250
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,385
NOW!
251
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,432
THAT'S ONE OF OUR STUNS!
252
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,173
BEING DRIVEN BY A JOE!
253
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,958
COME ON!
254
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,137
YOU IMBECILES!
255
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,487
THE JOES ARE BEHIND YOU!
256
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,445
THEY'RE ESCAPING!
257
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:19,973
THEY'RE GAINING ON US.
258
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:23,019
WELL, THEN, WE'LL JUST OPEN UP
THE WELCOME WAGON.
259
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,239
HOWDY, NEIGHBOR!
260
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,936
[ GROANS ]
261
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,725
BAD NEWS.
262
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,381
CROSS-COUNTRY, GET BACK TO THAT
TAIL GUN AND COVER US.
263
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,122
BACK OFF, ZARTAN!
264
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,471
I WANT THEM!
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00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,651
CONTROL YOURSELF, THRASHER!
266
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,479
NOBODY GETS AWAY WITH
267
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:52,266
WHAT THOSE JOES DID TO ME
YESTERDAY AND LIVES!
268
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,833
THEY'RE MINE!
269
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,638
JUST HOLD HER STEADY, FLINT,
270
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,553
GOOD BUDDY, AND I'LL-- BLAST!
271
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,816
THE BARREL'S JAMMED
WITH SHRAPNEL!
272
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,340
JUMP CLEAR!
I'LL TRY TO SHAKE THEM.
273
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:24,994
NEGATORY, GOOD BUDDY.
274
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,648
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.
275
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:29,303
I'M IN CHARGE OF THIS MISSION,
AND THAT'S AN ORDER!
276
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,827
DON'T TAKE THIS AS DISOBEDIENCE,
FLINT,
277
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,308
BUT FIRST,
I GOT TO FIX SOMETHING.
278
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,179
EAT THIS, CREEP!
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00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,051
HEY! YOW!
280
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:44,144
[ ALL SCREAM ]
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00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,979
YOU'LL GET YOURS, MATE!
282
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,981
GOOD JOB, CROSS-COUNTRY.
283
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,897
NOW LET'S FIND THAT MOTEL.
284
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,426
NO SIGN OF LADY JAYE
OR DIAL TONE.
285
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,297
LET'S LOOK AROUND.
286
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,560
FLINT. OVER THERE.
287
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:13,477
FLINT:
WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T LOVER-BOY.
288
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:16,654
PARDON ME, MA'AM,
289
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,483
BUT HAVE YOU GOT A MATTHEW BURKE
STAYING HERE?
290
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,398
SWANKY DANG FOREIGNER?
291
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,140
HIGH-ROLLER? YEAH, IN ROOM 103.
292
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,316
THANKS. THIS'LL PAY
FOR ANY DAMAGES
293
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,623
TO THE ROOM IN ADVANCE.
294
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:34,890
READY?
295
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,022
NOW!
296
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,849
BOTH:
WHOA!
297
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,635
[ CACKLES ]
298
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,029
RIGHT ON TIME, BOYS.
299
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:46,162
YOU'RE JUST AS STUPID
AS I THOUGHT YOU'D BE.
300
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,295
SEIZE THEM!
301
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,734
WHAT PATSIES YOU JOES ARE,
302
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:56,172
LETTING YOURSELF BE USED
LIKE STOOGES.
303
00:15:56,259 --> 00:16:00,089
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
MATTHEW BURKE,
304
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,178
TOP-SECRET AGENT.
305
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:05,877
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
ON THE SAME SIDE,
306
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,098
BUT ZARANA TOLD US
IT WAS HIS IDEA
307
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:13,102
TO KEEP THE PURPOSE
OF THIS MISSION SECRET FROM YOU.
308
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,756
HIYA, SPORTS.
309
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,497
HAVE A NICE DAY.
310
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,281
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,805
NOW THAT WE'RE ALL ACQUAINTED,
312
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:24,113
I'LL TAKE THAT BLACK BOX.
313
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,811
BLACK BOX? WHAT BLACK BOX?
314
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,814
LET'S SEE IF YOU'VE HIDDEN IT
AS INEPTLY
315
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:32,121
AS YOU'VE DONE EVERYTHING ELSE.
316
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,690
TELL THE DREADNOKS
TO SEARCH HIS CAR.
317
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,300
WITH PLEASURE.
318
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:40,303
THERE. ALL DONE.
319
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,131
AND NO BLACK BOX.
320
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,307
BURKE MUST HAVE HIDDEN IT
ELSEWHERE.
321
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,483
UNLESS...
322
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:49,095
OH.
323
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,401
MY POOR, POOR CAR.
324
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,447
IT HAD GREAT SENTIMENTAL VALUE.
325
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,144
IT WAS A GIFT FROM AUNTIE.
326
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,104
ONCE UNSEALED,
THE LIQUID BECOMES
327
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:01,107
A DEADLY NERVE-PARALYZING GAS.
328
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,718
GO ON AHEAD AND CALL SERPENTOR.
329
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,981
TELL HIM TO SEND A SQUADRON
OF STRATO-VIPERS
330
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,156
TO PICK US UP.
331
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,463
BOTH:
COBRA!
332
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,378
NORMALLY, I'D HAVE YOU SHOT,
333
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,815
BUT WE'VE HAD
SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER,
334
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:16,209
I'VE DECIDED TO LET YOU LIVE.
335
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,037
AT LEAST UNTIL YOU WITNESS
336
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,691
HOW COBRA MAKES USE
OF MY NEW WEAPON.
337
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:24,521
FAREWELL, SUPER AGENT BURKE.
338
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,610
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
339
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:37,839
THERE, NOW--
THAT FEELS BETTER.
340
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:38,840
QUICKLY, MATT.
341
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,015
COME ON. LET'S GO.
342
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,366
THEY CAN'T BE FAR AWAY.
343
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,499
WELL, SORRY, DIAL TONE,
OLD CHAP.
344
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,328
DR. MINDBENDER JUST SEALED
THE TUNNEL BEHIND HIM.
345
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:52,201
YOU SET US UP,
YOU DANG BLASTED FOREIGNER.
346
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,073
I'M GONNA CLEAN YOUR CLOCK!
347
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,771
NOW, CROSS-COUNTRY,
DON'T DO SOMETHING YOU...
348
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,512
[ GRUNTS ]
349
00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,861
[ GROANS ]
350
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,210
...MIGHT REGRET.
351
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,820
WE HAVE A MISSION TO COMPLETE,
352
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,257
AND WE BETTER WORK TOGETHER
353
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,563
TO GET THAT CONTAINER
BACK FROM COBRA.
354
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:09,392
GEE, LOOK WHAT THEY DID
TO HIS CAR.
355
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,525
THERE'S A SMALL AIRSTRIP
JUST NORTH OF HERE,
356
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:12,787
IN THE FOOTHILLS.
357
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,528
OH, THANKS, MATT.
358
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:15,833
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
359
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,010
DR. MINDBENDER MUST BE TAKING
OFF FROM THERE.
360
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,839
DIAL TONE, YOU AND CROSS-COUNTRY
FIND SOME WAY
361
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,276
TO CONTACT HEADQUARTERS
362
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:26,017
AND GET JOE REINFORCEMENTS
TO THAT AIRSTRIP.
363
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,542
TAKE THE STUN. COBRA'S CUT
THE MOTEL PHONE LINES.
364
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:29,978
YOU GOT IT!
365
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,720
AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO
TRAIL MINDBENDER
366
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,461
WITHOUT TRANSPORTATION?
367
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:35,853
I THINK THE ANSWER TO THAT
368
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,291
IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
369
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:45,472
YES, AUNTIE'S ALWAYS THERE
WHEN YOU NEED HER.
370
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:48,736
FLINT:
OH, GET IN. I'LL DRIVE.
371
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,615
THERE IT IS.
LADY JAYE: WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.
372
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:03,011
WITH THIS VIAL,
COBRA CAN RULE THE WORLD.
373
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,274
COME ON, JOES, WHERE ARE YOU?
374
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,015
IF THEY DON'T GET HERE SOON,
375
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,843
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TACKLE THEM
OURSELVES.
376
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,366
[ ENGINE RUMBLES ]
377
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,456
ALL:
YO-O-O, JOE!
378
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,415
HANG ON!
379
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,723
DESTROY THEM!
380
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,116
JUMP CLEAR!
381
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,118
I'M SETTING THE CAR
ON AUTO-DRIVE
382
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,902
TO RAM THAT NIGHT RAVEN!
383
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:27,731
FLINT:
JUMP, LADY JAYE!
384
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:33,607
HERE'S A LITTLE PRESENT FROM
MY AUNTIE, DR. MINDBENDER.
385
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,479
FLINT,
HE'S GOING TO RAM IT HIMSELF!
386
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,264
WEAR IT IN GOOD HEALTH!
387
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,440
HE'S CRAZY!
388
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,716
NICE JOB, MATT.
389
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:59,676
YES.
HOW AWFULLY GALLANT OF YOU.
390
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,157
[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
WHAT'S THIS?
391
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,944
BOTH:
YO-O-O, JOE!
392
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:10,470
G.I. JOE! RUN!
393
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:14,648
LOOK OUT!
394
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,258
TAKE COVER!
395
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,745
LEAVING SO SOON,
DR. MINDBENDER?
396
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:28,096
MY LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THIS LIQUID.
397
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:32,535
AND YOUR LIVES ARE HISTORY!
398
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,625
RUN! I'LL SMOTHER IT!
399
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,279
FLINT!
400
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,628
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
401
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,240
A GALLANT GESTURE, OLD CHAP,
BUT TOTALLY USELESS.
402
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:45,374
THE, UM,
"GAS" IS ACTUALLY CREAM SODA.
403
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,594
BOTH:
CREAM SODA?
404
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,900
WE KNEW ZARANA HAD INFILTRATED
OUR MEETING
405
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,554
DISGUISED AS A SECRETARY,
406
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:54,992
SO WE USED YOU FOUR AS A DECOY.
407
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,342
BOTH:
DECOY?
408
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,169
THE REAL LIQUID GAS CONTAINER
409
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,389
REACHED THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN
CHEMICAL WEAPONS ARSENAL
410
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,217
SAFELY YESTERDAY.
411
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:06,743
WELL, AT LEAST WE CAPTURED
DR. MINDBENDER.
412
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:10,094
OH, NO! NOT AGAIN!
413
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:12,662
THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED
A SPECIAL PRESIDENTIAL
414
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:16,057
COMMENDATION TO INTERNAT
SPECIAL AGENT MATTHEW BURKE
415
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:19,582
FOR SINGLE-HANDEDLY STOPPING
A RECENT COBRA ATTEMPT
416
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,367
TO UNLEASH POISON GAS.
417
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,282
"SINGLE-HANDED"?
418
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,371
THAT-- THAT RAT!
419
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,894
BE MY GUEST.
420
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:34,205
[ LAUGHS ]
421
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:38,471
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL
ONE TOUGH TV CRITIC.
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