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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE
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♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA
THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND
AND AIR
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♪ G.I. JOE
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♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
FOR AMERICA'S DARING,
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HIGHLY TRAINED
SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS TERRORIST
ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S
WON
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE
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♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
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♪ G.I. JOE
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Okay, heroes.
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Keep your eyeballs peeled.
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THAT COBRA MESSAGE
WE INTERCEPTED
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SAID A WHOLE SQUADRON
OF NIGHT RAVENS
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WAS HEADING THIS WAY.
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Duke, why would Serpentor
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order crack Strato-Vipers
to the Caribbean?
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MAYBE THE BIG SNAKE'S
TREATING HIS BOYS
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TO A LITTLE R&R, SCARLETT.
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DEAD ON.
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I WOULDN'T MIND A FEW DAYS
IN THE SUMMER SUN MYSELF,
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LIKE THOSE HAPPY FOLKS
DOWN THERE.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Man, that's what I call
"living."
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[ JET ENGINES ROAR ]
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[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
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UH-OH.
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THAT'S WHAT I CALL "TROUBLE."
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[ ALARM BEEPING ]
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Ravens at 4:00!
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[ LASER FIRE,
INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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ATTACK PLAN "B"!
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ALL:
Yo-o-o, Joe!
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LIFELINE:
Drop down to wave top.
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I'm tossing those Vipers
a lifesaver.
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YOU NUTS, LIFELINE?!
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COME OFF IT, LIFT TICKET.
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I'm a medic.
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YOU SHOOT THEM DOWN,
I BAIL THEM OUT.
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I'M ZEROED ON THE JOE LEADER.
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MAN:
Covered, dear brother.
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Uh-oh.
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Blackbirds on Duke's tail.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Now we've got you!
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Yo-o-o, Joe!
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NO!
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AAAAAAAAAH!
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AAAAAAH!
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TOMAX!
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THAT'S ONE CRIMSON GUARD
COMMANDER
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WHO JUST EARNED HIS FLIGHT PAY
THE HARD WAY.
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[ BEEPING ]
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DAD! LOOK OUT!
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MAN 1:
DIVE FOR IT!
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MAN 2:
WE'RE SINKING!
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AAAH!
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WHO--
WHO ARE YOU, AND...?
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ ALL SPUTTERING ]
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WHERE-- WHERE?
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MY YACHT!
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YOU SUNK MY YACHT!
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OH, FORGET THE YACHT,
DADDY!
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DON'T YOU SEE?
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HE SAVED OUR LIVES!
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[ GRUNTING, SPUTTERING ]
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MA'AM, PLEASE!
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XAMOT TO RAVEN TASK FORCE.
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Return to base.
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Mission accomplished.
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VAN MARK:
I SUSPECT AN INDUSTRIAL SABOTAGE
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OF SEVERAL OF MY BAHAMIAN
FACTORIES.
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JEALOUS BUSINESS RIVALS,
I SUPPOSED--
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BUT NOT THIS.
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IT'S LIKE A WAR.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS,
MR. VAN MARK--
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A WAR BETWEEN COBRA
AND THE WORLD.
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YEAH, AND YOU SEEM TO BE CAUGHT
SMACK IN THE MIDDLE.
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BUT THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
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THIS WAS JUST A
COCONUT-MILK-BOTTLING OPERATION,
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A MINOR COG
IN VAN MARK INDUSTRIES.
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LIFELINE! WAIT UP!
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I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR SAVING
DADDY AND ME.
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OH, I, UH...AM JUST DOING
MY JOB, MISS VAN MARK.
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OH, BROTHER.
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PLEASE, CALL ME "BREE."
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MY NAME'S BRITTANY,
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BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME "BREE."
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YOU WERE SO BRAVE.
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NO. THEY'RE THE BRAVE ONES.
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THEY FOUGHT THAT FIRE
IN YOUR FATHER'S PLANT,
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AND RIGHT NOW THEY NEED HELP.
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SO, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...
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OH...SURE.
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WE CAN TALK SOME OTHER TIME.
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OH, WOW!
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YOU HAD A G.I. JOE CONQUEST
SQUADRON IN YOUR SIGHTS,
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AND YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!
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BUT, SERPENTOR...
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WE ACCOMPLISHED...
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BOTH:
OUR PRIMARY MISSION.
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I WANT VAN MARK
OUT OF BUSINESS--
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NOW! NOW! NOW!
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OH, GREAT SERPENTOR,
WE PROMISE...
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VAN MARK WILL SELL HIS BUSINESS
TO COBRA BY WEEK'S END.
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SEE THAT THE JOES
DON'T INTERFERE,
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OR IT WILL BE YOU CRIMSON GUARD
COMMANDERS WHO PAY THE PRICE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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IT'S FOOLISH TO MAKE PROMISES
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YOU CANNOT KEEP, BOYS.
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BARONESS, WE HAVE A PLAN...
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THAT GUARANTEES OUR VICTORY.
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WHERE THE JOES ARE INVOLVED,
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NO VICTORY IS EVER GUARANTEED.
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THERE YOU GO, JUNKYARD.
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IN A FEW DAYS,
YOU'LL BE AS GOOD AS NEW.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY, BOY. OKAY.
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THAT'S ENOUGH.
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WELL, YOU MUST BE
MR. POPULARITY TODAY.
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THIS JUST CAME FOR YOU
BY AIR COURIER.
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THE RETURN ADDRESS IS TIFFANY'S,
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NEW YORK.
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A PLATINUM SWISS ARMY KNIFE?
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WELL, WHO'D SEND ME SOMETHING
LIKE THIS?
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"TO LIFELINE,
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"THE BRAVEST AND MOST MODEST MAN
I EVER MET.
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LOVE FOREVER...BREE"?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
A RICH MEAL TICKET, CHUM.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I CAN'T ACCEPT A GIFT LIKE THIS.
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WELL, I GOT TO RETURN IT.
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CAN YOU GIVE ME A LIFT
INTO NEW YORK?
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YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT BACK?!
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ARE YOU CRAZY?!
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NO, I'M NOT, LIFT TICKET.
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NOW, LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO HELP ME, I--
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OKAY. OKAY.
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I'LL BUZZ YOU UP TO NEW YORK.
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BUT I WANT TO BE THERE
WHEN YOU GIVE IT BACK.
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VAN MARK:
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
YOU CAN'T BREAK IN HERE!
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I'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED!
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I'M OWEN VAN MARK, AND--
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[ GRUNTS ]
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WE KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE,
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MR. VAN MARK!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE?
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WE'RE THE NEW OWNERS...
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OF VAN MARK INDUSTRIES.
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BOTH:
YOU'RE GOING TO SELL US
YOUR COMPANY.
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I'LL FIND A PARKING SPACE,
BUT REMEMBER,
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DON'T START THE FIREWORKS
WITHOUT ME!
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GIVE ME A BREAK,
LIFT TICKET!
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[ ENGINE RUMBLES ]
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MISS VAN MARK,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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BREE?
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BREE!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ ALL GRUNT ]
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YOU CREEPS!
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YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW!
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LIFELINE WILL MOP THE FLOOR
WITH YOU!
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BREE, I'M A MEDIC.
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MY JOB IS HEALING.
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THEN HEAL THIS, WIMP!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
LIFELINE!
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[ Crying ] HELP!
COME ON.
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WE'VE GOT VAN MARK...
AND HIS DAUGHTER.
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NOW LET'S GET...
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BOTH:
OUT OF HERE.
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SO, IS THIS A PRIVATE PARTY,
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OR CAN ANYONE DANCE?
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[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ]
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MY FLOOR!
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MY HOUSE!
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MY WALLS!
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ALL:
AAAAAAH!
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THEY'RE GONE!
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HAD ENOUGH FUN, I GUESS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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BEST BRAWL I'VE HAD ALL WEEK.
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HOW IS EVERYONE?
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OH, EVERYONE'S FINE,
THANKS TO LIFELINE.
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THANKS TO LIFELINE?
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IT'S A GOOD THING YOU SHOWED UP.
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WHY'D YOU COME TO SEE ME?
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OH, UH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
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IT'S ABOUT YOUR GIFT.
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OH, NO!
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SO, IT'S BROKEN.
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THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER.
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B-B-BUT, BREE,
I DON'T WANT ANOTHER.
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OKAY.
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NO MORE PLATINUM PEN KNIVES.
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I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING ELSE
EVEN NICER.
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GO AHEAD, HEAL.
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TELL HER YOU DON'T WANT
HER GIFTS.
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GO ON. BREAK HER HEART.
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[ Giggling ] LIFELINE.
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YOU SILLY!
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UH, YEAH.
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WHERE ARE VAN MARK
AND THE GIRL?!
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WE CAPTURED THEM, SIRE,
BUT THE JOES...
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RESCUED THEM.
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THEN YOU HAVE FAILED COBRA,
AND WORSE--
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YOU...HAVE
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FAILED...ME!
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SERPENTOR,
NOT A COMPLETE FAILURE.
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AFTER ALL, THEY DISCOVERED
THE ROMANCE
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BETWEEN BRITTANY VAN MARK
AND ONE OF THE JOES.
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WE CAN USE THIS
TO DESTROY JOE HEADQUARTERS
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AND CAPTURE THE VAN MARK GIRL
IN ONE COBRA STRIKE.
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YES! TAKE WHATEVER YOU NEED,
BARONESS,
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BUT NO MORE FAILURES!
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AS YOU COMMAND, SIRE.
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IT WILL BE DONE.
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WELL,
LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN.
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IS THAT A SORRY SIGHT OR WHAT?
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OH-OH-OH, LOOK AT HIM!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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EASE OFF, SHIPWRECK.
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THAT THERE
IS NOT A HAPPY MAN.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM,
LIFELINE.
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I'M WEARING IT.
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BREE VAN MARK SENT ME
THIS NEW UNIFORM,
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AND SHE WON'T STOP
SENDING ME PRESENTS.
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IF YOU DON'T WANT
ALL THIS STUFF,
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JUST TELL HER.
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YOU'LL HURT HER MORE
IF YOU HIDE THE TRUTH.
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00:10:44,956 --> 00:10:47,173
HEY, PAL, BREE'S AT THE GATE
248
00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:50,304
WITH A FLEET OF PINK
ROLLS-ROYCE AMBULANCES,
249
00:10:50,391 --> 00:10:53,086
AND SHE SAYS
THEY'RE ALL FOR YOU.
250
00:10:53,173 --> 00:10:55,739
OH, NO! BRITTANY!
251
00:10:55,826 --> 00:10:57,782
[ BEEPING ]
EXCELLENT.
252
00:10:57,869 --> 00:11:00,652
THE GUARDS LET HER IN WITHOUT
SEARCHING THE AMBULANCES.
253
00:11:00,739 --> 00:11:02,913
WON'T THEY...
BE SURPRISED?
254
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,695
UH, BREE,
YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS.
255
00:11:07,782 --> 00:11:10,086
I LIKE GIVING YOU GIFTS,
LIFELINE.
256
00:11:10,173 --> 00:11:12,478
BUT I'VE TOLD YOU, I-I--
257
00:11:12,565 --> 00:11:13,608
[ SMOOCHES ]
258
00:11:13,695 --> 00:11:15,260
THIS IS THE BEST GIFT YET!
259
00:11:15,347 --> 00:11:17,826
AND WAIT TILL YOU SEE
WHAT'S UNDER THAT TARP.
260
00:11:17,913 --> 00:11:19,391
AND LOOK IN HERE.
261
00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:20,782
[ GRUNTS ]
262
00:11:20,869 --> 00:11:22,000
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
263
00:11:22,086 --> 00:11:23,000
COBRA BATS!
264
00:11:26,565 --> 00:11:28,608
HOW DID THEY GET
IN YOUR AMBULANCES?
265
00:11:28,695 --> 00:11:30,304
I DON'T KNOW.
266
00:11:30,391 --> 00:11:33,000
THEY SURE WEREN'T PART
OF MY ORDER.
267
00:11:33,086 --> 00:11:35,043
FALL BACK TO THE AIRFIELD!
268
00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:37,565
I'LL COVER YOU!
269
00:11:37,652 --> 00:11:39,869
[ GRUNTS ]
270
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:51,000
MAN:
WE'VE GOT A FULL-SCALE
AIR ATTACK.
271
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,739
[ BOMBS WHISTLING ]
272
00:11:53,826 --> 00:11:56,434
LOOK OUT!
273
00:11:56,521 --> 00:11:58,086
WE BETTER HIT THE SKY FAST!
274
00:11:58,173 --> 00:12:03,000
Cobra ground units, attack!
275
00:12:05,521 --> 00:12:07,521
IT WON'T BE LONG NOW.
276
00:12:07,608 --> 00:12:12,826
G.I. JOE IS ABOUT TO
BECOME HISTORY!
277
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,347
[ BEEPING ]
278
00:12:24,826 --> 00:12:27,086
Move out!
279
00:12:27,173 --> 00:12:28,826
THIS IS MY FAULT!
280
00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:31,000
BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE IT RIGHT!
281
00:12:31,086 --> 00:12:34,173
BREE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
282
00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:35,260
LIFELINE:
GOLD?
283
00:12:35,347 --> 00:12:37,695
24-KARAT GOLD PLATE--
284
00:12:37,782 --> 00:12:41,043
LASER-PROOF AND AS SOLID
AS FORT KNOX.
285
00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,913
WE'LL TAKE HER UP AND DRAW
THE AIRFIRE FROM THE JOES,
286
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,521
OKAY, LIFELINE?
287
00:12:45,608 --> 00:12:48,478
GOOD PLAN!
BUT LET ME HANDLE THIS SOLO!
288
00:12:48,565 --> 00:12:49,695
NO WAY!
289
00:12:49,782 --> 00:12:51,043
[ BEEPING ]
290
00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:52,304
[ ENGINE POWERING UP ]
291
00:12:52,391 --> 00:12:54,043
YOU CAN FLY, TOO?!
292
00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:57,043
THERE'S A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW
ABOUT ME, LIFELINE.
293
00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:59,521
MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL TAKE
THE TIME TO FIND OUT.
294
00:13:08,434 --> 00:13:11,521
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
LASER-PROOF!
295
00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:14,521
BREE, THE AIRSTRIP!
WE'RE TOO LOW!
296
00:13:14,608 --> 00:13:17,869
ALL THIS GOLD PLATING
MAY MAKE US LASER-PROOF,
297
00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:20,391
BUT IT ALSO MAKES US
TOO HEAVY TO FLY!
298
00:13:20,478 --> 00:13:23,695
WHAT THE...?
THAT BOZO IN THE GOLD CHOPPER
299
00:13:23,782 --> 00:13:24,782
IS BLOCKING THE RUNWAY!
300
00:13:24,869 --> 00:13:26,956
I CAN'T TAKE OFF!
301
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:29,000
MAN:
Jump, Scarlett!
302
00:13:29,086 --> 00:13:31,391
WHO IS THAT PILOT?
303
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,739
IT'S THAT CIVILIAN, BRITTANY
VAN MARK, WITH LIFELINE.
304
00:13:34,826 --> 00:13:36,130
DIAL TONE, BEACH HEAD,
305
00:13:36,217 --> 00:13:38,913
SECURE THOSE MUTTONHEADS
ON THE DOUBLE-- NOW!
306
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,130
MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
307
00:13:40,217 --> 00:13:43,434
NOT AGAIN!
308
00:13:43,521 --> 00:13:45,000
HEAD FOR THE TRENCHES!
309
00:13:51,695 --> 00:13:55,086
BREE:
LIFELINE, WE'RE GONNA CRASH!
310
00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:13,695
LIFELINE, MANEUVER 4-- NOW!
311
00:14:13,782 --> 00:14:15,695
JUMP!
AAAAH!
312
00:14:18,782 --> 00:14:20,956
OH, NICE WORK, LADY.
313
00:14:21,043 --> 00:14:22,347
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
314
00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:25,739
COBRA'S?
315
00:14:25,826 --> 00:14:27,608
ALL:
AAAAAH!
316
00:14:27,695 --> 00:14:29,913
COME ON! MOVE IT!
317
00:14:32,826 --> 00:14:34,478
[ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY ]
318
00:14:34,565 --> 00:14:38,434
LEASTWAYS,
OUR CHOPPERS GOT OFF.
319
00:14:38,521 --> 00:14:40,739
CHOPPERS AGAINST JETS?
320
00:14:40,826 --> 00:14:42,565
THEY'LL BE MASSACRED!
321
00:14:42,652 --> 00:14:44,173
NOT QUITE, LITTLE LADY.
322
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:46,347
TAKE A GANDER.
323
00:14:46,434 --> 00:14:48,043
MAN 1: COBRA!
MAN 2: YO-O-O, JOE!
324
00:15:04,478 --> 00:15:07,086
WOW! SOME SHOOTIN'!
325
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,695
YEAH,
IF YOU'RE INTO VIOLENCE.
326
00:15:15,391 --> 00:15:17,000
ALL:
YO-O-O, JOE!
327
00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,782
JOE GROUND ARTILLERY'S...
328
00:15:21,869 --> 00:15:23,521
PUSHING BACK
OUR ARMOR UNITS!
329
00:15:23,608 --> 00:15:25,304
BOTH:
WE MUST RETREAT!
330
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:28,000
NOOOO!
331
00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:32,391
BLAST! WE WERE SO CLOSE!
332
00:15:32,478 --> 00:15:35,391
WE WILL CRUSH YOU ANOTHER DAY,
333
00:15:35,478 --> 00:15:37,260
G.I. JOE!
334
00:15:41,869 --> 00:15:43,608
DUKE, COBRA'S RETREATING!
335
00:15:43,695 --> 00:15:45,217
YOU WANT US TO FOLLOW?
336
00:15:45,304 --> 00:15:46,391
NEGATIVE, COVER GIRL.
337
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:47,739
WITH OUR JETS BLOCKED IN,
338
00:15:47,826 --> 00:15:49,086
YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH AIR COVER.
339
00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:51,739
THIS CRASH COULDN'T HAVE SERVED
COBRA BETTER
340
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:55,130
IF THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE,
AND WHEN YOU ADD THE BATS...
341
00:15:55,217 --> 00:15:57,826
YEAH. IT MAKES YOU WONDER
IF OWEN VAN MARK AND BREE
342
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:01,086
ARE VICTIMS OR COLLABORATORS.
343
00:16:01,173 --> 00:16:04,043
BREE! BREE! WAIT!
344
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,956
WELL, I SEE YOU DITCHED
THE CRUMMY UNIFORM I BOUGHT YOU.
345
00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:10,608
[ SIGHS ]
BREE, I-- IT WASN'T CRUMMY.
346
00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:14,086
IT-- WELL, I-IT'S LIKE
THE GOLD-PLATED CHOPPER.
347
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,869
YOU MEANT WELL, BUT YOU--
348
00:16:15,956 --> 00:16:18,565
[ SIGHS ]
EVERYTHING I DO BACKFIRES!
349
00:16:18,652 --> 00:16:22,217
THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF
IF NO ONE EVER SAW ME AGAIN!
350
00:16:22,304 --> 00:16:23,782
BREE! BREE!
351
00:16:23,869 --> 00:16:25,173
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
352
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:26,913
BREE:
LEAVING YOU ALONE!
353
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,826
BREE! PUT IT DOWN!
354
00:16:28,913 --> 00:16:30,478
PUT IT DOWN!
355
00:16:30,565 --> 00:16:33,652
WHATEVER YOU SAY, DARLING,
356
00:16:33,739 --> 00:16:35,826
ONLY I'LL DECIDE WHERE.
357
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:39,000
COME ON, BREE! A JOKE'S A JOKE!
358
00:16:39,086 --> 00:16:40,782
Wild Wiesel to Baroness.
359
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,478
I just spotted Bree Van Mark
and the medic
360
00:16:43,565 --> 00:16:45,130
taking off in a Tomahawk.
361
00:16:45,217 --> 00:16:47,521
THEY APPEAR TO BE HAVING
A LOVER'S SPAT.
362
00:16:47,608 --> 00:16:49,217
WANT ME TO BLAST THEM?
363
00:16:49,304 --> 00:16:50,695
BARONESS:
No, you fool!
364
00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:53,260
WE WANT THE VAN MARK GIRL ALIVE!
365
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:56,565
TAIL THEM UNTIL THEY LAND!
366
00:16:57,826 --> 00:16:59,608
SORRY I DON'T HAVE MUCH LEFT
367
00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:01,608
FOR G.I. JOE TO DESTROY.
368
00:17:01,695 --> 00:17:05,391
YOU'VE ALREADY SUNK MY YACHT
AND RUINED MY TOWNHOUSE.
369
00:17:05,478 --> 00:17:07,260
PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE
TO GO UPSTAIRS
370
00:17:07,347 --> 00:17:10,217
AND SET FIRE
TO MY STAMP COLLECTION!
371
00:17:10,304 --> 00:17:11,956
OH, PUT A SOCK IN IT.
372
00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:13,478
COBRA DID THE DAMAGE.
373
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,782
COLLECT FROM THEM.
374
00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:16,565
IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY.
375
00:17:16,652 --> 00:17:19,173
JUST WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING,
YOUNG MAN?!
376
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,826
HE MEANS YOUR DAUGHTER
377
00:17:20,913 --> 00:17:23,086
BROUGHT COBRA'S
BATTLE ANDROID TROOPERS
378
00:17:23,173 --> 00:17:25,304
ON OUR BASE
AND NEARLY OVERRAN US.
379
00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:27,391
NOW SHE'S DISAPPEARED
WITH LIFELINE.
380
00:17:27,478 --> 00:17:30,043
IF SHE'S TAKEN HIM
TO SOME COBRA BASE...
381
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:32,391
I'M NOT WORKING FOR COBRA,
382
00:17:32,478 --> 00:17:34,000
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
383
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,608
THEY WANT MY BUSINESS.
384
00:17:35,695 --> 00:17:39,391
THEY SABOTAGED MY FACTORIES
TO FORCE ME OUT.
385
00:17:39,478 --> 00:17:41,869
AND THEY TRIED TO KIDNAP
MY DAUGHTER.
386
00:17:41,956 --> 00:17:44,478
WHY? FOR A COCONUT FACTORY?
387
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:45,913
NO WAY!
388
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,565
TELL US THE TRUTH, VAN MARK.
389
00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:51,043
YEAH. WHAT MAKES
VAN MARK INDUSTRIES SO SPECIAL?
390
00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:53,086
WHY, AMONG OTHER THINGS,
391
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,869
WE MAKE...CLASSIFIED WEAPONS,
392
00:17:55,956 --> 00:17:59,565
HIGH-TECH WEAPONS USED BY ARMIES
AROUND THE WORLD.
393
00:17:59,652 --> 00:18:00,956
IF COBRA TAKES OVER,
394
00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:02,565
THEY'LL HAVE ACCESS TO WEAPONS
395
00:18:02,652 --> 00:18:04,739
MORE POWERFUL
THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
396
00:18:04,826 --> 00:18:08,521
[ Voice breaking ]
BUT BREE IS ALL
THAT MATTERS NOW.
397
00:18:08,608 --> 00:18:10,173
I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR HER--
398
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,608
ANYTHING!
399
00:18:11,695 --> 00:18:13,608
LIKE SELL OUT TO COBRA?
400
00:18:13,695 --> 00:18:14,956
AT EASE, LIFT TICKET.
401
00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:17,782
LOOK, SHE TOOK OFF WITH LIFELINE
TWO HOURS AGO,
402
00:18:17,869 --> 00:18:19,434
HEADING NORTHWEST SOMEWHERE.
403
00:18:19,521 --> 00:18:21,608
ANY IDEA WHERE SHE COULD BE?
404
00:18:21,695 --> 00:18:24,913
OUR FAMILY SKI LODGE
IS IN THE ROCKIES.
405
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,913
BREE ALWAYS LOVED IT THERE
406
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,347
BECAUSE IT'S SO PEACEFUL.
407
00:18:29,434 --> 00:18:32,565
ROASTED MARSHMALLOWS
AND INSTANT COFFEE--
408
00:18:32,652 --> 00:18:34,652
FIRST MEAL I'VE EVER COOKED
FOR YOU.
409
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,304
THANKS FOR COMING, DARLING.
410
00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:38,869
WELL...YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME
MUCH OF A CHOICE.
411
00:18:38,956 --> 00:18:39,956
[ SLURPS ]
412
00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:41,739
I KNOW. I KNOW.
413
00:18:41,826 --> 00:18:43,608
SORRY ABOUT THAT LANDING.
414
00:18:43,695 --> 00:18:45,521
L-LOOK, I'LL GET MY FATHER
415
00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:47,869
TO FIX WHATEVER I BROKE
ON YOUR HELICOPTER.
416
00:18:47,956 --> 00:18:50,521
BREE, YOU CAN'T ALWAYS
BUY YOUR WAY OUT OF TROUBLE.
417
00:18:50,608 --> 00:18:53,043
WHY NOT?
DADDY DOES THAT WITH ME--
418
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:56,521
NEW CARS, NEW CLOTHES,
TRIPS TO PARIS.
419
00:18:56,608 --> 00:19:00,043
I HAD TO TWIST HIS ARM
TO GO WITH HIM TO THE BAHAMAS.
420
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:03,000
AND THAT'S WHERE I MET YOU,
DREAMBOAT.
421
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:05,391
[ BOTH COUGHING ]
422
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,347
THAT'S COBRA!
423
00:19:07,434 --> 00:19:08,608
[ COUGHS ]
424
00:19:08,695 --> 00:19:10,521
DADDY HAS HUNTING RIFLES HERE.
425
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,608
I WON'T USE VIOLENCE, BREE,
426
00:19:12,695 --> 00:19:15,869
BUT I WILL USE MY BRAINS.
427
00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:17,391
START HER UP, BREE!
428
00:19:17,478 --> 00:19:21,478
NOW, LET'S START SOME
NON-VIOLENT DELAYING TACTICS.
429
00:19:21,565 --> 00:19:24,173
I WON'T FIGHT,
BUT I'VE GOT NO OBJECTION
430
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:27,652
TO PUTTING A LITTLE BARRIER
BETWEEN US AND THEM.
431
00:19:31,869 --> 00:19:33,826
XAMOT! TOMAX!
432
00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:38,000
TAKE ZARTAN AND ZANDAR
AND CIRCLE AROUND!
433
00:19:38,086 --> 00:19:41,000
MAN:
If this cloud cover
doesn't lift,
434
00:19:41,086 --> 00:19:43,304
we'll never find
Van Mark's ski lodge.
435
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,652
I THINK WE JUST DID, DUKE.
436
00:19:45,739 --> 00:19:47,739
DUKE:
Smoke at 4:00!
437
00:20:03,391 --> 00:20:06,130
LIFELINE NEEDS HELP, ICEBERG!
438
00:20:06,217 --> 00:20:08,608
AND ON MY KIND OF TURF!
439
00:20:08,695 --> 00:20:10,260
YO-O-O, JOE!
440
00:20:15,043 --> 00:20:17,304
IT'S ICEBERG!
441
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,521
[ BEEPING ]
442
00:20:25,739 --> 00:20:29,652
AHHH!
443
00:20:29,739 --> 00:20:31,652
NO! AVALANCHE!
444
00:20:31,739 --> 00:20:35,608
GET US OUT OF HERE.
445
00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:38,304
GET DOWN!
446
00:20:38,391 --> 00:20:41,782
ALL:
AAAAAAAH!
447
00:20:41,869 --> 00:20:43,565
BARONESS:
WAIT FOR ME!
448
00:20:49,478 --> 00:20:51,869
BARONESS, YOU WILL PAY
449
00:20:51,956 --> 00:20:55,173
DEARLY FOR TODAY'S FAILURES!
450
00:20:59,608 --> 00:21:01,869
THERE GOES COBRA'S TOP BRASS.
451
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,826
BREE:
DOES THAT MEAN YOU WON?
452
00:21:03,913 --> 00:21:07,826
WE WON...FOR TODAY,
THANKS TO YOUR HELP.
453
00:21:07,913 --> 00:21:09,869
HEY, THAT'S RIGHT.
454
00:21:09,956 --> 00:21:11,304
I-I DID HELP!
455
00:21:11,391 --> 00:21:15,260
M-MAYBE-- MAYBE I CAN BECOME
A JOE SOMEDAY.
456
00:21:15,347 --> 00:21:16,695
MAYBE.
457
00:21:16,782 --> 00:21:19,304
BUT PROMISE ME--
NO MORE GIFTS,
458
00:21:19,391 --> 00:21:20,782
OKAY?
459
00:21:20,869 --> 00:21:23,608
AW. YOU'RE NO FUN ANYMORE.
460
00:21:26,217 --> 00:21:27,652
MMM.
461
00:21:27,739 --> 00:21:30,956
YO-O-O, JOE!
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