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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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[ WARBLING ]
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COBRA!
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[ BEEPING ]
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FREEZE!
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DON'T BE HEROES!
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ALL WE WANT
IS THE McGUFFIN DEVICE!
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[ ALARM TONE SOUNDS ]
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COBRA'S RAIDIN'
McGUFFIN LABORATORIES!
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RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
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I REPEAT!
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RED ALERT!
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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UH, SHOULDN'T WE BE
REPORTING FOR DUTY, SHIPWRECK?
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[ SQUAWKS ]
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UP AND AT 'EM!
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AH, SHUT UP!
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BEACH HEAD PULLS ALERTS
ALL THE TIME.
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ALL JOES
REPORT TO DUTY STATIONS!
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I DON'T KNOW, SHIPWRECK.
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WE BETTER DO WHAT BEACH HEAD
SAYS. I'M GOING!
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MAN, THE RECRUITS WE GET
NOWADAYS -- NO BACKBONE.
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JELLYFISH!
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[ SQUAWKS ]
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ALL JOES REPORT FOR DUTY!
THIS MEANS YOU, SHIPWRECK!
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[ GROANS ]
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ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING, I'M GOING!
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DO WHAT HE SAYS!
DO WHAT HE SAYS!
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HEY, WAIT FOR ME!
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LASERPROOF, SHATTERPROOF!
BAH!
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LET'S SEE
IF IT'S ROCKETPROOF!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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NOW COBRA OWNS
THE McGUFFIN DEVICE!
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WHATEVER IT DOES.
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HOW COME WE NEVER
GET A BEDTIME STORY, BOBBY?
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WHY DO YOU THINK?
'CAUSE WE'RE ORPHANS, JENNY.
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ONCE, JUST ONCE, I WISH
SOMEBODY'D TELL ME A STORY.
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HEY, JENNY, LOOK!
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Bobby: HEY, WOW! G.I. JOE!
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REALLY?
LET ME SEE!
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I WANT TO SEE!
HOW?
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QUIT SHOVING!
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TROUBLE!
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BIG TROUBLE!
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All: YO-O-O, JOE!
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PREPARE FIREBATS
FOR EVACUATION!
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THEY'VE GOT
THE McGUFFIN DEVICE!
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DON'T LET 'EM ESCAPE!
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WHAT'S A McGUFFIN DEVICE?
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TOP SECRET, SWABBIE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SO YOU DON'T KNOW, EITHER!
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LET THE JOES PARTY WITH THIS --
A COBRA BATTLE ANDROID TROOPER!
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[ LASER FIRE ]
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WHAT'S IT DOING?!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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THIS POD SHOULD SECURE
THE McGUFFIN DEVICE.
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LET'S GET GOING!
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STOP THAT FIREBAT!
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IT'S GOT THE McGUFFIN DEVICE!
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RELAX, BEACH HEAD!
I SEE 'EM!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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GOT THOSE SUCKERS!
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WE LOST THE McGUFFIN DEVICE!
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CAN'T CIRCLE BACK FOR IT!
KEEP GOING!
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GREAT SHOOTIN', SHIPWRECK.
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YOU JUST SHOT DOWN
AN ORPHANAGE.
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[ CHILDREN SCREAMING ]
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DON'T JUST STAND THERE GAWKIN'!
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WE GOT TO SAVE THOSE ORPHANS!
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THERE'S STILL SOME KIDS
TRAPPED INSIDE!
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ROGER!
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[ BOTH COUGHING ]
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HELP! SOMEBODY!
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[ Hoarsely ] SOMEBODY, HELP!
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HELP!
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GRAB HOLD!
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THESE WERE THE LAST TWO.
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THANK GOD YOU SAVED THEM.
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AWW, DON'T MAKE A BIG THING
OF IT, MA'AM.
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[ Sniffling ] WE LOST
OUR ORPHANAGE
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AND OUR BOOKS
AND OUR TOYS.
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GOOD SHOOTIN', SHIPWRECK.
REAL GOOD SHOOTIN'.
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AH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'M SORRY.
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GOOD WORK, BOYS!
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WHERE IS THE McGUFFIN DEVICE?
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Both: HE LOST IT!
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WHAT?! AAH!
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Shipwreck: YO-O-O, JOE!
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IT'S G.I. JOE!
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WE JUST HAPPENED TO BE
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
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WITH A LOAD
OF BUILDING SUPPLIES,
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SO WE THOUGHT WE'D FIX
YOUR ORPHANAGE!
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[ CHILDREN CHEER ]
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HEY, IT'S THE LEAST WE CAN DO!
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[ SQUAWKS ] THE VERY LEAST!
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COBRA COMMANDER
SUMMONING ZARTAN.
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WHAT IS IT THIS TIME,
COBRA COMMANDER?
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Two of my stratovipers lost this
-- the McGuffin Device.
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I must get it back at any cost!
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Your Dreadnoks
must leave immediately!
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THAT MAY BE A PROBLEM.
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BREATH MINT!
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OHH! CANDY MINT!
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BREATH MINT!
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OHH!
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CANDY MINT!
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[ GROANS ]
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BREATH MINT!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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CANDY MINT!
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IT APPEARS, COMMANDER,
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THEY'RE ENGAGED IN
WEIGHTY PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATE.
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Oh, brawling again, eh?
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OF COURSE,
FOR SOMETHING THIS SIMPLE,
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I MIGHT TAKE ON A SOLO MISSION.
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AFTER ALL...
WHY BOTHER THE BOYS?
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OR SPLIT THE FEE?
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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[ WHISTLING ]
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AAAAAAH!
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HEADS UP!
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[ WHISTLING CONTINUES ]
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SHIPWRECK...
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HUH?
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[ ALL GROAN ]
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OH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SORRY, GUYS.
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DROP THAT BEAM!
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AYE, AYE, MATE!
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AAH! MY FOOT!
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SHIPWRECK, YOU'RE A MENACE
TO NAVIGATION.
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FOR ONCE, I AGREE WITH YA.
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SCRAM,
BEFORE YOU CRIPPLE US ALL!
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I-I WAS ONLY TRYIN' TO HELP!
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All: GO!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU, POLLY?
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DO I KNOW HOW TO AVOID WORK
OR DO I KNOW HOW TO AVOID WORK?
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AHH!
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[ SQUAWKS ] SHIRKING DUTY!
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[ SQUAWKS ]
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WHATCHA DOIN'?
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WHY, UH...UH, JUST TESTING
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THE STRUCTURAL SOUNDNESS
OF THIS PLYWOOD.
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YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE TAKING A NAP.
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ME, NAPPING? NEVER!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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QUIET, BIRD.
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GOOD.
THEN YOU CAN TELL ME A STORY.
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A STORY?
I DON'T KNOW ANY KID STORIES.
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OH, WELL. THA-- THAT'S OKAY.
YOU'RE REAL BUSY TESTING WOOD.
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I'M JUST AN ORPHAN.
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ALL RIGHT! ONE STORY!
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OH, GOOD!
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[ SIGHS ]
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ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE
WAS THIS LITTLE OLD SHOEMAKER
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WHO LIVED IN A COMBAT BOOT.
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HIS NAME WAS DUKE -- UH, THE
DUKE, AND HE HAD THREE SONS...
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HIS FAT, STUPID,
UGLY MARINE SON, LEATHERHEAD...
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[ CAT YOWLS ]
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...HIS FATTER, STUPIDER, UGLIER
S.E.A.L. SON, FROG FACE...
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AND HIS DASHING, HANDSOME,
REAL INTELLIGENT SAILOR SON,
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SHIP SHAPE!
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[ SQUAWKS ]
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THIS IS FOR THE BIRDS.
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[ SLURPS ]
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UGH! I'VE TASTED LAUNDRY SOAP
BETTER THAN THIS!
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HMM,
COME TO THINK OF IT...
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THIS IS LAUNDRY!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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EEP!
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CANDY MINT!
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BREATH MINT!
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CANDY MINT!
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BOYS, BOYS, BOYS! COME HERE!
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT FOOD.
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All: YUMMY!
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WHEN DO WE EAT?
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WE DON'T.
WE'RE ALL OUT OF FOOD.
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UNLESS ONE OF YOU BOYS
WANTS TO GO TO TOWN
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TO BUY SOME HAMBURGERS.
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SO, FIRST, HE SENT LEATHERHEAD
TO PICK UP THE GRUB,
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BUT ON HIS WAY,
HE MET THE BIG, BAD COBRA...
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WHO STRUCK HIS WEAKEST SPOT...
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AND MADE OFF IN A FLASH...
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WITH THE CASH!
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SO THE DUKE SENT FROG FACE OFF
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TO TRADE THE FAMILY COW
FOR SOME HAMBURGERS.
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BUT IF THEY HAD A COW,
WHY DID THEY NEED HAMBURGERS?
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'CAUSE THEY -- HEY,
WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
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WE HEARD YOU TELLING JENNY
A STORY, SO --
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YEAH, YEAH, WELL,
STOP BEING SO BLASTED LOGICAL
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AND LET ME FINISH.
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SO, ANYWAYS, THE DUKE
SENT FROG FACE TO TRADE THE COW
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WHEN WHO SHOULD APPEAR BUT...
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THE EVIL FAIRY STEPMOTHER!
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I NEVER HEARD OF
FAIRY STEPMOTHERS.
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DON'T YOU MEAN
FAIRY GODMOTHERS?
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EVIL FAIRY STEPMOTHERS
IS NEW ISSUE.
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NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN.
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SO, TO MAKE A LONG STORY
SHORT...
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SHE GOT THE COW.
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YOUR TWO BOZO BROTHERS
COULDN'T BRING HOME THE BACON
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IF THEY WORKED ON A PIG FARM!
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WELL, BUCKO, LOOKS LIKE IT'S
UP TO YOU TO SCORE SOME BURGERS.
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OF COURSE, WITHOUT MONEY,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SWIPE THEM
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FROM THE UGLY GIANT'S
HAMBURGER MINE!
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[ WHISTLES ] HOLD IT!
WAIT!
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STOP JUST A MINUTE.
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HAMBURGER MINE?
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OH, THIS
JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
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WELL, IT MAKES
PERFECT SENSE TO ME.
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THANKS, KID.
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PBHT!
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SO, SLOWLY HE OPENED
THE DOOR TO THE MINE.
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Bobby: A DOOR? ON A MINE?
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Jenny: SHUT UP, BOBBY!
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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AS I WAS SAYIN',
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00:11:45,695 --> 00:11:52,521
SLOWLY HE OPENED THE DOOR TO THE
HAMBURGER MINE AND CREPT INSIDE.
242
00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:56,739
THEN SUDDENLY,
WHO SHOULD COME ALONG BUT...
243
00:11:56,826 --> 00:12:00,086
THE BIG, UGLY GIANT!
244
00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:01,565
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
245
00:12:01,652 --> 00:12:02,565
[ CHILDREN MURMUR ]
246
00:12:02,652 --> 00:12:04,086
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
247
00:12:04,173 --> 00:12:06,565
WELL,
THE BIG, UGLY GIANT
248
00:12:06,652 --> 00:12:10,826
LOCKED POOR LITTLE SHIP SHAPE
UP IN THIS BIG CAGE
249
00:12:10,913 --> 00:12:12,478
AND STARTED SHARPENIN' HIS KNIFE
250
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,043
SO HE COULD SERVE
SHIP SHAPE STEW TO HIS FRIENDS,
251
00:12:15,130 --> 00:12:18,739
THE BIG, BAD COBRA
AND THE EVIL FAIRY STEPMOTHER!
252
00:12:18,826 --> 00:12:21,000
BUT WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO EAT
SHIP SHAPE STEW
253
00:12:21,086 --> 00:12:23,565
IF THE BIG, UGLY GIANT
OWNS A HAMBURGER MINE?
254
00:12:23,652 --> 00:12:24,869
Shh!
255
00:12:24,956 --> 00:12:27,782
DETAILS -- DON'T BOTHER ME
WITH DETAILS.
256
00:12:27,869 --> 00:12:31,826
THEN SHIP SHAPE -- OUR HERO --
MADE A WISH.
257
00:12:31,913 --> 00:12:34,956
STAR LIGHT, STAR BRIGHT,
FIRST STAR I SEE TONIGHT,
258
00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:38,608
WISH I MAY, WISH I MIGHT,
GET OUTTA HERE WITHOUT A FIGHT.
259
00:12:38,695 --> 00:12:41,434
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
WHO SHOULD APPEAR
260
00:12:41,521 --> 00:12:45,869
BUT PRINCESS SCARLETT, PRINCESS
JAYE, AND PRINCESS COVER GIRL.
261
00:12:45,956 --> 00:12:48,434
YOU SEE,
SHIP SHAPE WAS SO HANDSOME,
262
00:12:48,521 --> 00:12:50,565
THESE THREE FAIRY PRINCESSES
263
00:12:50,652 --> 00:12:52,565
COULDN'T KEEP THEIR EYES
OFF HIM!
264
00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:55,739
THEY FLEW UP TO THE CAGE,
UNLOCKED IT, OPENED IT,
265
00:12:55,826 --> 00:12:57,826
AND HELPED HIM ESCAPE!
266
00:13:01,521 --> 00:13:02,782
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
267
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,217
AAH!
268
00:13:04,304 --> 00:13:06,260
HOLD STILL, YOU WITTLE WUNT!
269
00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:09,826
[ SCREAMING ]
270
00:13:15,826 --> 00:13:18,130
COME OUT, YOU WASCAL!
271
00:13:18,217 --> 00:13:19,739
[ PANTING ]
272
00:13:19,826 --> 00:13:21,521
SHIP SHAPE WAS TRAPPED.
273
00:13:21,608 --> 00:13:23,130
IT LOOKED HOPELESS.
274
00:13:23,217 --> 00:13:29,217
THEN, WHAT SHOULD HE SEE
BUT A GREAT BIG CAN OF SPINACH!
275
00:13:29,304 --> 00:13:30,565
WE WORK OUR BEHINDS OFF,
276
00:13:30,652 --> 00:13:34,521
AND YOU SIT HERE
MAKING WITH THE GABFEST!
277
00:13:34,608 --> 00:13:38,565
WELL, I WAS JUST TELLING THESE
POOR KIDS A STORY WHEN -- GUH!
278
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:42,130
DO SOMETHIN' USEFUL! LOOK
FOR DUD ROCKETS IN THE FOREST.
279
00:13:42,217 --> 00:13:45,391
WE DON'T WANT THESE KIDS
HAVIN' ACCIDENTS.
280
00:13:45,478 --> 00:13:47,043
[ GRUMBLES ]
281
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,391
PLEASE, CAN'T HE FINISH
THE STORY?
282
00:13:49,478 --> 00:13:53,130
STORY? HMM.
DON'T WORRY, KIDS.
283
00:13:53,217 --> 00:13:56,086
I'LL FINISH IT FOR YA.
284
00:13:56,173 --> 00:13:58,565
TAKES OVER MY STORY.
285
00:13:58,652 --> 00:14:00,652
"GO LOOK FOR DUDS."
286
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:03,130
LOW-CLASS, NO COUNT --
287
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,434
UH-OH. TROUBLE.
288
00:14:07,739 --> 00:14:08,913
WHAT'S THIS THING?
289
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,434
[ GRUNTS ]
290
00:14:10,521 --> 00:14:12,913
HUH? DON'T LOOK LIKE
NO COBRA MISSILE.
291
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,652
OHH! UGH!
292
00:14:16,782 --> 00:14:20,391
WELL, THAT WAS AN EASY $300,000.
293
00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:22,826
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
294
00:14:39,652 --> 00:14:40,739
[ SQUAWKS ]
295
00:14:40,826 --> 00:14:42,739
POOR, POOR SAILOR.
296
00:14:42,826 --> 00:14:44,608
WHEN HE WAKES UP,
TELL HIM
297
00:14:44,695 --> 00:14:48,086
COBRA THANKS HIM
FOR FINDING THE McGUFFIN DEVICE.
298
00:14:48,173 --> 00:14:49,260
TA-TA.
299
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,956
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
300
00:14:54,826 --> 00:14:57,434
TAKE A LOOK-SEE WHAT I FOUND,
BEACH HEAD.
301
00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:00,130
HMM, DREADNOK SWAMPFIRE.
302
00:15:00,217 --> 00:15:02,608
THAT COULD'VE BEEN LEFT HERE
DURING LAST NIGHT'S RAID.
303
00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:05,782
OR MAYBE ZARTAN
IS SNOOPIN' AROUND.
304
00:15:05,869 --> 00:15:09,521
WET SUIT, GET LEATHERNECK.
I WANT TO SEARCH THIS AREA.
305
00:15:12,217 --> 00:15:17,086
THIS MAKES TWO I OWE YOU,
SHIPWRECK, OLD BUDDY.
306
00:15:17,173 --> 00:15:19,043
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
307
00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:23,956
SO, THE FIRST LITTLE JOE MADE
HIS BUNKER OUT OF SANDBAGS,
308
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:27,304
AND THEN THE SECOND LITTLE JOE
MADE HIS BUNKER OUT OF LOGS,
309
00:15:27,391 --> 00:15:30,130
AND THE THIRD LITTLE JOE
MADE HIS BUNKER
310
00:15:30,217 --> 00:15:34,130
OUT OF STEEL-REINFORCED CONCRETE
WITH CONCERTINA WIRE
311
00:15:34,217 --> 00:15:37,695
OVERLAPPING, UH, FIELDS OF FIRE
AND, UH, AND, ER, UH --
312
00:15:37,782 --> 00:15:40,043
BORING!
313
00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:41,565
UH, YEAH.
314
00:15:41,652 --> 00:15:44,739
SO, THESE THREE LITTLE JOES --
WELL, THEY, UH --
315
00:15:44,826 --> 00:15:48,913
I'M GONNA FIND SHIPWRECK.
HIS STORIES ARE BETTER.
316
00:15:54,695 --> 00:15:57,478
PLEASE, SHIPWRECK,
CAN YOU FINISH YOUR STORY?
317
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,000
[ As Shipwreck ] BEAT IT, KID,
I GOT A --
318
00:15:59,086 --> 00:16:01,782
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
SHIPWRECK.
319
00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:04,652
THERE MAY BE SOME
DREADNOK ACTIVITY IN THE WOODS.
320
00:16:04,739 --> 00:16:06,956
YOU KEEP AN EYE ON THOSE KIDS
WHILE WE CHECK IT OUT.
321
00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:11,260
UH, AYE, AYE, BEACH HEAD.
322
00:16:11,347 --> 00:16:13,043
[ SIGHS ]
323
00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:14,434
OKAY, OKAY, WHERE WAS I?
324
00:16:14,521 --> 00:16:16,739
SHIP SHAPE WAS CAUGHT
BY THE BIG, UGLY GIANT,
325
00:16:16,826 --> 00:16:19,782
AND THE DUKE AND HIS SONS
DIDN'T HAVE ANY FOOD.
326
00:16:19,869 --> 00:16:23,000
UH, YEAH, RIGHT.
UH...
327
00:16:24,086 --> 00:16:26,521
[ OWL HOOTS ]
328
00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:32,173
WELL, THE DUKE AND HIS SONS
WERE IN DEEP TROUBLE.
329
00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:33,391
Both: HUH?
330
00:16:33,478 --> 00:16:36,826
THEY DISOBEYED
THE BIG, BAD COBRA TOO LONG,
331
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,478
AND IT WAS TIME FOR THEM TO PAY!
332
00:16:44,391 --> 00:16:47,913
BIG, BAD COBRA AND HIS GANG
WERE TOO TOUGH,
333
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,086
SO THERE WASN'T ANYONE TO
PROTECT THE DUKE AND HIS SONS!
334
00:16:51,173 --> 00:16:52,956
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
335
00:16:53,043 --> 00:16:55,826
PLEASE, SHIPWRECK,
IT COULDN'T HAPPEN THAT WAY.
336
00:16:55,913 --> 00:16:59,608
WELL, I SAY IT DID.
THAT'S WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS.
337
00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:01,434
THE STRONG ALWAYS WIN.
338
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,608
[ CHILDREN MURMUR ]
339
00:17:02,695 --> 00:17:05,913
EH, DON'T BLAME ME.
FACTS OF LIFE, KIDS.
340
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,130
LIKE IT OR LUMP IT!
341
00:17:07,217 --> 00:17:08,217
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
342
00:17:08,304 --> 00:17:09,956
YOU'LL SEE.
343
00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:12,652
THAT'S RIGHT.
WE FOUND THIS SWAMPFIRE.
344
00:17:12,739 --> 00:17:14,826
WE MAY NEED SOME MORE JOES
TO PATROL THE WOODS.
345
00:17:14,913 --> 00:17:16,913
MISTER?
PLEASE, MISTER?
346
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,304
HANG ON A SECOND.
347
00:17:18,391 --> 00:17:20,521
NOT NOW, KID.
SHIPWRECK'S BABYSITTIN' YOU.
348
00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:23,652
THAT'S JUST IT.
HE'S NOT SHIPWRECK!
349
00:17:23,739 --> 00:17:26,000
YOU JARHEADS ARE ALL CHUMPS.
350
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:28,956
YEAH, AND YOU S.E.A.L.s
ARE ALL CHIMPS.
351
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:29,869
[ SQUAWKS ]
352
00:17:29,956 --> 00:17:32,652
HELP!
SHIPWRECK NEEDS HELP!
353
00:17:32,739 --> 00:17:36,391
BEAT IT, BIRD! LET SHIPWRECK
TELL HIS OWN STORIES.
354
00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:37,521
[ SQUAWKS ]
355
00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:40,608
SHIPWRECK NEEDS HELP.
HELP!
356
00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:42,173
HELP?
WELL, WHERE IS HE?
357
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,913
IN THE WOODS!
IN THE WOODS!
358
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,217
LET'S GO!
359
00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:48,260
HERE HE IS!
360
00:17:48,347 --> 00:17:50,652
[ SQUAWKS ]
361
00:17:52,217 --> 00:17:53,782
PTOOEY!
362
00:17:53,869 --> 00:17:55,478
THANKS, KID.
363
00:17:55,565 --> 00:17:59,521
ZARTAN JUMPED ME, AND
HE'S GOT THE McGUFFIN DEVICE.
364
00:17:59,608 --> 00:18:02,173
McGUFFIN DEVICE?
WHAT'S THAT?
365
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:03,260
BEATS ME.
366
00:18:03,347 --> 00:18:04,260
[ PANTS ]
367
00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:07,217
BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT.
368
00:18:07,304 --> 00:18:10,000
SO, THAT'S THAT.
369
00:18:10,086 --> 00:18:13,043
REMEMBER, KIDS,
MIGHT MAKES RIGHT!
370
00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:15,391
I DON'T LIKE THIS STORY.
371
00:18:15,478 --> 00:18:17,000
ME, NEITHER!
372
00:18:17,086 --> 00:18:20,695
I THINK YOU'VE GOT MY HAT,
PAL.
373
00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:21,956
THERE'S TWO OF YOU!
AAH!
374
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:22,739
[ GROWLS ]
375
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,608
[ Normal voice ] FREEZE, SAILOR!
376
00:18:25,695 --> 00:18:27,652
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,
SHIPWRECK!
377
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:30,782
I'M AN ORPHAN.
NOBODY'LL MISS ME. UGH!
378
00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:32,173
SHUT UP!
379
00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,130
[ GROWLS ]
380
00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:38,695
MY RIDE WILL BE HERE
IN A MINUTE, SHIPWRECK.
381
00:18:43,391 --> 00:18:46,652
LOOKS LIKE MY RIDE HAS ARRIVED,
SHIPWRECK.
382
00:18:46,739 --> 00:18:48,652
ARRIVEDERCI,
SAILOR BOY.
383
00:18:48,739 --> 00:18:49,956
UGH!
384
00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:51,956
DIAL TONE,
GET THESE KIDS TO COVER.
385
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,739
I GOTTA DO
SOME SERIOUS HEAD WRACKIN'!
386
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,478
AVAST, YA BLASTED BILGE RAT!
387
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:20,521
YOU NEED THAT?
388
00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:23,000
[ GRUNTS ]
389
00:19:25,782 --> 00:19:27,652
HE HAS THE McGUFFIN DEVICE!
390
00:19:27,739 --> 00:19:30,173
DESTROY HIM AND IT!
391
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,130
[ LASER FIRE ]
392
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:38,956
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THING
DOES, BUT IT BETTER BE GOOD.
393
00:19:40,826 --> 00:19:42,478
[ SCREAMING ]
394
00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:53,086
WHAT'S THIS!?
395
00:19:53,173 --> 00:19:53,913
[ CACKLES ]
396
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,782
YO-O-O, JOE!
397
00:19:55,869 --> 00:19:57,173
[ CACKLING ]
398
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:03,000
[ CACKLING CONTINUES ]
399
00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:10,304
AAAAAAAAH!
400
00:20:10,391 --> 00:20:12,043
THEY'RE USING
THE McGUFFIN DEVICE!
401
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:15,521
ESCAPE! ESCAPE!
402
00:20:15,608 --> 00:20:17,434
[ CACKLING ]
403
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,782
I HATE THAT SAILOR!
404
00:20:21,869 --> 00:20:23,478
Let's get out of here!
405
00:20:27,652 --> 00:20:28,826
HEY!
406
00:20:33,782 --> 00:20:36,130
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
407
00:20:36,217 --> 00:20:38,130
THAT WAS THE McGUFFIN DEVICE.
408
00:20:38,217 --> 00:20:40,739
IT ALTERS THE FABRIC OF REALITY.
409
00:20:40,826 --> 00:20:43,478
IT'S SORT OF LIKE PROJECTIN'
SOLID HALLUCINATIONS.
410
00:20:43,565 --> 00:20:46,217
IT DRAWS OUT THE
INNERMOST NATURE OF THE USER.
411
00:20:46,304 --> 00:20:47,086
[ CHUCKLES ]
412
00:20:47,173 --> 00:20:48,347
GOOD THING SHIPWRECK USED IT.
413
00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:50,826
OTHERWISE, WE'D ALL BE
IN REAL SERIOUS TROUBLE.
414
00:20:50,913 --> 00:20:53,173
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
415
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:58,000
ALL RIGHT, NOW, WHERE WAS I?
OH, YEAH!
416
00:20:58,086 --> 00:21:01,956
WE WERE IN THAT MINE WITH THE
GIANT AND ALL THOSE HAMBURGERS.
417
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:05,391
FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT, TO
ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING WORTHWHILE?
418
00:21:05,478 --> 00:21:09,086
YEAH. CAPTURED A SWAMPFIRE,
SHOT DOWN A NIGHT RAVEN,
419
00:21:09,173 --> 00:21:11,217
RECOVERED
THE McGUFFIN DEVICE.
420
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:14,173
I MEANT FIXING THE ORPHANAGE
AND MAKING THOSE KIDS HAPPY.
421
00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:15,521
SO, SHIP SHAPE
422
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,782
GOT THE HAMBURGERS
AWAY FROM THE BIG, UGLY GIANT
423
00:21:18,869 --> 00:21:21,217
AND HOTFOOTED BACK
TO THE DUKE AND HIS BROTHERS,
424
00:21:21,304 --> 00:21:25,086
AND THEY LIVED
HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THE END.
425
00:21:25,173 --> 00:21:27,130
OH, WOW!
426
00:21:27,217 --> 00:21:30,608
DON'T YOU WISH EVERY STORY
COULD END SO HAPPILY?
427
00:21:30,695 --> 00:21:33,000
[ Laughing ] I SURE DO,
HONEY.
428
00:21:33,086 --> 00:21:34,739
I SURE DO.
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