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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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Narrator:
INSPIRED BY A BIZARRE DREAM
TO CREATE A COBRA EMPEROR
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FROM THE DNA
OF LONG-DEAD CONQUERORS,
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DR. MINDBENDER RAIDED
A SERIES OF ANCIENT TOMBS,
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ONLY TO BE DENIED THE VITAL DNA
OF CHINESE WARLORD SUN TZU
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BY SERGEANT SLAUGHTER,
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BUT DR. MINDBENDER CAPTURED
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER
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DURING AN ATTACK UPON THE TOMB
OF GENGHIS KHAN
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AND EXTRACTED HIS DNA IN PLACE
OF SUN TZU'S.
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BUT THEN COBRA COMMANDER
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SECRETLY CONTAMINATED
THE GENETIC MATRIX,
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CREATING A MINDLESS CREATURE.
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SERGEANT SLAUGHTER ESCAPED,
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ONLY TO BE RECAPTURED WHEN
BEACH-HEAD AND THE RESCUE PARTY
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WERE SHOT DOWN
OVER COBRA ISLAND.
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ONCE AGAIN, DR. MINDBENDER BEGAN
HIS UNHOLY EXPERIMENT,
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AND THIS TIME,
SERPENTOR, THE COBRA EMPEROR,
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WAS BORN AT LAST.
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AND NOW THE EXCITING CLIMAX OF,
"ARISE, SERPENTOR, ARISE!"
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Man: WAIT TILL WE TELL ZARTAN
AND COBRA COMMANDER
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HOW WE BLASTED THEM JOES.
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Man #2:
YEAH. WAS THAT SOMETHING,
OR WAS THAT SOMETHING?
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[ WHISTLES ]
KABOOM!
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BLEW THE BLOKES
RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR.
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KIND OF MAKES YOU WONDER
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WHAT WE NEED ZARTAN AND HIS
BABY BROTHER AND SISTER FOR.
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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DREADNOKS!
GRAB THEM!
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Together: GI JOE!
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HEY, LOWLIFE!
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DOES IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
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THERE MIGHT BE AN EASIER WAY
OF SETTLING DISPUTES?
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YEAH, LIFELINE.
IT'S CALLED A GUN.
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SEE ANYTHING UP AHEAD,
LIFT-TICKET?
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LOOKS LIKE THEIR COMMAND CENTER.
PRETTY HEAVILY GUARDED, TOO.
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BUT OUR ONLY BET
FOR FINDING OUT
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WHERE THEY'RE KEEPING
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER.
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NONE SHALL STAND AGAINST ME.
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NEITHER WITHIN COBRA,
NOR WITHOUT,
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FOR I AM SERPENTOR,
AND I MUST RULE!
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THIS I COMMAND!!!
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COMMAND THIS, BUDDY!
UGH!
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IS THAT THE BEST
MY ENEMIES CAN DO?
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Together: HAIL SERPENTOR!
HAIL SERPENTOR!
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ATTEND TO ME.
I NEED SUITABLE RAIMENT.
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AND SO IT SHALL BE,
OH GREAT AND POWERFUL ONE.
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HERE IS YOUR UNIFORM
AND YOUR AIR CHARIOT.
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Cobra Commander: YES.
HAIL, OMNIPOTENT ONE!
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HAIL TO THEE
IN ALL THY RADIANT MAJESTY!
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YOU'VE GOT THEM EATING OUT
OF YOUR HAND, SERPENTOR.
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OF COURSE, YOU AND I KNOW
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YOUR PRIMARY FUNCTION
WILL BE AS A FIGUREHEAD,
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A STERLING SYMBOL OF THE POWER
AND UNANIMITY OF COBRA.
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YOU'LL GIVE THEM SOMEONE
TO LOOK UP TO
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WHILE I MAKE ALL
THE IMPORTANT DECISIONS.
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THEN START BY DECIDING
WHERE YOU WANT TO BE BURIED!
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DON'T BE SO AGGRESSIVE.
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I'M STILL OPEN
TO NEGOTIATION.
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THERE CAN BE NO NEGOTIATION,
YOU INSOLENT MICROBE!
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I AM NOT SYMBOLIC!
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I AM YOUR EMPEROR
AND MASTER!
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I-I-I HEAR AND OBEY,
OH GREAT SERPENTOR.
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YOU HAD BETTER SHUT UP,
COBRA COMMANDER,
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Both: BEFORE HE REALLY
GETS ANGRY.
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[ GROANS ]
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I HAVE BEEN CREATED
WITH ALL THAT I NEED TO KNOW,
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AND THE ESSENCE
OF MY KNOWLEDGE IS THIS --
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I ORDER YOU
OBEY AND FEAR ME.
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BALONEY!
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[ SEETHES ]
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YOU TALK A GOOD FIGHT,
BUT CAN YOU BACK IT UP?
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DO YOU FORGET,
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER,
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THAT MY FIRST ACT
AS A SENTIENT BEING
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WAS TO KNOCK YOU
UNCONSCIOUS?
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BEGINNER'S LUCK.
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I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THAT
AGAIN, SERPENTOR!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ANY CLOWN CAN GIVE ORDERS
WHEN HIS ENEMY'S CHAINED UP.
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I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR
MOCKERY, SERGEANT SLAUGHTER!
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EN GARDE!
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SERPENTOR SHOULD NOT
HAVE ACCEPTED
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SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S
CHALLENGE.
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YES.
HE LACKS PATIENCE.
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HIS GENETIC MATRIX HAS NONE
OF SUN TZU'S DNA.
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SUCK SOIL, SLIMEBALL!
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NO ONE SHALL TOUCH SERPENTOR
AND LIVE!
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DESTROY HIM!
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SERGEANT SLAUGHTER IS MINE.
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THIS I COMMAND!
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UGH!
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DON'T BE SUCH A CRYBABY,
MINDBENDER.
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IF YOUR EMPEROR
IS A WEAKLING,
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WE'D BETTER LEARN
ABOUT IT NOW!
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COME ON, SLAUGHTER,
KICK HIS FANGS IN!
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UGH!
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COME ON, SERPENTOR.
LET'S CONTINUE THIS OUTSIDE.
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MY PLEASURE.
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FOLLOW THEM!
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THIS WE DON'T WANT TO MISS!
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DIRTY POOL, SERPENTOR!
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NO WEAPONS!
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HA! SPORTSMANSHIP IS NOT ONE
OF MY ATTRIBUTES!
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OH, ZARTAN, WHEN ARE WE
GONNA GET SOME ACTION?
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I'M WITH ZARANA.
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THINGS ARE GETTING TOO DULL
AROUND HERE.
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GANGWAY!
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LOOK OUT!
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[ HUMMING ]
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Man: MUST BE A GLITCH
IN THE SYSTEM.
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IT'S REGISTERING
INTRUDER PRESENCE,
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BUT THERE'S NOBODY HERE.
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YOU! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING
THAT CONSOLE?
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RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT,
MAGGOT!
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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Together: YO-O-O, JOE!
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[ LASERS FIRING ]
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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NEVER TURN YOUR BACK
ON A VIPER!
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OH!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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COWARD!
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YOU CHALLENGE ME,
THEN YOU RUN AWAY!
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JUST LOOKING FOR MORE
FIGHTING ROOM, SUCKER!
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NO RIDERS ALLOWED!
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UGH!
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OUCH!
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UGH!
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Man: RACK HIM UP, SARGE!
Man #2: WAY TO GO!
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Cobra Commander:
SLAUGHTERIZE HIM!
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TELE-VIPERS,
CRIMSON GUARDS,
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THAT IS SERPENTOR,
YOUR NEW LEADER!
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BURY HIM, YOUR MAJESTY!
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Together: COBRA!
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HEAR THAT, G.I. JOE?
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THEY WORSHIP
FOR THE MONARCH I AM.
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[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
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AAAAH!
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BITE HIM! BITE HIM!
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USE THE COMBINATION!
ONE, TWO!
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HEY, WHERE'S
COBRA COMMANDER?
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GOOD.
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NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL
REPROGRAMMED,
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BATTLE ANDROID TROOPERS,
ATTENTION!
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COMMANDER,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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ACTIVATING THE B.A.T.s
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TO DESTROY SERGEANT SLAUGHTER
AND SERPENTOR,
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YOU TRAITOROUS TWIT.
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NOW STAND ASIDE!
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NO!
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I WORK FOR
DR. MINDBENDER NOW.
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OH, REALLY?
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MAYBE THIS WILL
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
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YOU WERE SAYING?
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B.A.T.s!
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YOU HEARD
COBRA COMMANDER!
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ANNIHILATE THEM!
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[ SCATTERED CHEERING ]
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INSOLENT BARBARIAN,
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YOU SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE
FOR YOUR ARROGANCE!
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LOOK OUT, SARGE!
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[ GROANS ]
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TELE-VIPERS, LOOK!
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THEY'VE ASSAULTED
YOUR EMPEROR!
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[ GROANS ]
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NONE MAY DEFILE OUR MASTER.
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YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIVES.
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OH, LOOKS LIKE
IT'S GONNA GET GRIM.
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Man:
THEY'RE JUST ROBOTS!
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AIM FOR THEIR
GUIDANCE SYSTEMS!
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ANNIHILATE THE JOES.
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THIS I COMMAND!
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[ GROANING ]
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AND WHAT ARE THESE?
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THE B.A.T.s!
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THEY'RE ATTACKING
OUR EMPEROR!
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LET'S GO!
OUT THAT HOLE!
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Man: COMING THROUGH!
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Man #2: LET'S GO.
MOVE IT.
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BATTLING AN ARMY OF SUPER
TROOPERS WOULD BE BAD ENOUGH,
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BUT WHAT IF COBRA ALSO EXTRACTED
THE STRATEGIC QUALITIES
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OF THESE ANCIENT WARRIORS?
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THE EXISTENCE OF SUCH CREATURES
WOULD GIVE COBRA ABSOLUTE POWER.
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[ MURMURING ]
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GENERAL HAWK, THAT'S JUST
A COMPUTER PROJECTION.
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WHAT'S THE POSSIBILITY
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THAT COBRA HAS ACTUALLY
ACHIEVED THIS?
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100%.
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Woman:
IT'S SERGEANT SLAUGHTER!
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Man:
GREAT TO SEE YOU BACK.
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Man #2: THEY FOUND HIM!
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS
AND SOME BAD NEWS.
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THE GOOD NEWS IS WE DESTROYED
ALL THE DNA COBRA COLLECTED.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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THE BAD NEWS IS
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DR. MINDBENDER BUILT COBRA
A NEW EMPEROR,
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CAPABLE OF CONQUERING
THE WORLD.
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HE'S SMART AND SAVVY
AND STRONG,
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UGLIER THAN SIN,
AND MEANER THAN A JUNKYARD DOG.
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[ DOG GROWLS ]
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NO OFFENSE, MUTT.
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All: WHERE SERPENTOR LEADS,
COBRA FOLLOWS!
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COBRA! COBRA!
COBRA! COBRA!
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G.I. JOE'S VERY EXISTENCE
OFFENDS ME.
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DOES IT NOT SICKEN
AND OFFEND YOU?
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YES! YES!
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THEN WHY DOES G.I. JOE CONTINUE
TO EXIST AND DEFY ME!?
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BECAUSE OUR BELOVED
COBRA COMMANDER...
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COULD NEVER DEFEAT
AMERICA'S ULTIMATE DEFENSE --
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Both: G.I. JOE.
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OH, SURE, THAT'S IT.
BLAME ME.
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00:11:16,826 --> 00:11:20,217
NEVER MIND YOUR OWN COWARDICE
AND INCOMPETENCE!
233
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:23,086
SILENCE,
YOU VOCIFEROUS LITTLE WORM!
234
00:11:23,173 --> 00:11:25,652
THE PROBLEM IS EASILY SOLVED.
235
00:11:25,739 --> 00:11:28,043
WE SHALL INVADE
THE UNITED STATES
236
00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:32,434
AND SUBJUGATE
G.I. JOE IMMEDIATELY!
237
00:11:34,869 --> 00:11:38,478
SEE HOW EASY IT IS,
COBRA COMMANDER?
238
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:41,826
I COMMAND, AND THEY OBEY --
239
00:11:41,913 --> 00:11:46,826
THE PERFECT
FIGHTING COMBINATION.
240
00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:50,043
YOU DON'T HAVE THE EXPERIENCE
TO LEAD COBRA,
241
00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:52,173
YOU INSUFFERABLE EGOMANIAC.
242
00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:55,173
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF OUR STRUGGLE
AGAINST G.I. JOE,
243
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,478
NOTHING OF
OUR RELATIVE STRENGTHS,
244
00:11:57,565 --> 00:12:01,478
WEAKNESSES,
OR STRATEGIES!
245
00:12:01,565 --> 00:12:04,652
NEVER HISS AT YOUR EMPEROR.
246
00:12:04,739 --> 00:12:08,304
I DO NOT NEED EXPERIENCE
TO LEAD COBRA.
247
00:12:08,391 --> 00:12:11,130
I HAVE BEEN CREATED
FULLY SENTIENT,
248
00:12:11,217 --> 00:12:14,652
ALL-KNOWING,
AND ALL-POWERFUL!
249
00:12:14,739 --> 00:12:16,173
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT...
250
00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:17,565
ALMIGHTY SERPENTOR,
251
00:12:17,652 --> 00:12:19,782
Both:
WE BEG YOU TO RECONSIDER.
252
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,000
INVASION IS EASY.
253
00:12:21,086 --> 00:12:23,304
BUT HOLDING
U.S. TERRITORY...
254
00:12:23,391 --> 00:12:25,304
Both:
IS ALL BUT IMPOSSIBLE.
255
00:12:25,391 --> 00:12:30,130
FOR SERPENTOR,
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
256
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,826
COBRA'S BEEN TOO QUIET
FOR TOO LONG.
257
00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:34,913
WE'RE GOING TO GO LOOKING
FOR THEM,
258
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,434
STAGE A LITTLE PREEMPTIVE STRIKE
BEFORE THEIR NEW LEADER CAN --
259
00:12:38,521 --> 00:12:39,608
[ BEEPING ]
260
00:12:39,695 --> 00:12:41,217
HEAR ME.
261
00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:45,478
I, SERPENTOR, HAVE BEGUN THE
CONQUEST OF WASHINGTON, D.C.,
262
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:49,304
THE UTTER HUMILIATION
OF THE UNITED STATES,
263
00:12:49,391 --> 00:12:52,956
AND THE TOTAL
ANNIHILATION OF G.I. JOE.
264
00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:55,956
NONE THAT DEFY ME SHALL LIVE.
265
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:59,782
THIS I COMMAND!
266
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:08,130
[ RAPID BEEPING ]
267
00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:14,130
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
268
00:13:18,391 --> 00:13:20,826
Together: COBRA!
269
00:13:27,304 --> 00:13:30,173
THE PRESIDENT --
WHERE IS HE?
270
00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:31,521
TOUGH LUCK, SLIMEBALL.
271
00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:34,478
BOTH HE AND THE VICE PRESIDENT
ARE OUT OF TOWN.
272
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,826
THEY ARE TOO WELL-FORTIFIED,
DESTRO, DARLING.
273
00:13:39,913 --> 00:13:41,173
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE THEM
274
00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,782
THEN WE'LL SIMPLY CALL IN
AN AIR STRIKE.
275
00:13:43,869 --> 00:13:45,521
Man:
NIGHT RAVEN ONE TO DESTRO.
276
00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:48,347
WE HAVE THE PENTAGON
DEAD IN OUR SIGHTS.
277
00:13:48,434 --> 00:13:49,869
USE YOUR GAS WEAPONS.
278
00:13:49,956 --> 00:13:52,826
WE WANT TO CAPTURE
THE BUILDING INTACT!
279
00:13:52,913 --> 00:13:54,304
AFFIRMATIVE.
280
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,304
[ AIR WHISTLING ]
281
00:14:01,782 --> 00:14:05,000
[ COUGHING ]
282
00:14:05,086 --> 00:14:07,000
COBRA!
283
00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:10,043
DESTRO, BARONESS.
BAD NEWS.
284
00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:12,391
NEITHER THE PRESIDENT
NOR THE VICE PRESIDENT
285
00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:13,521
ARE IN WASHINGTON.
286
00:14:13,608 --> 00:14:15,217
Baroness:
BAD NEWS, INDEED.
287
00:14:15,304 --> 00:14:19,826
SO MUCH FOR OUR HOPES
OF A SINGLE STUNNING VICTORY.
288
00:14:19,913 --> 00:14:22,695
Serpentor:
TO YOU, MY LOYAL VIPERS,
289
00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:25,391
AND TO THOSE WATCHING
THIS BROADCAST,
290
00:14:25,478 --> 00:14:29,217
LOOK ABOUT AND KNOW
THAT THIS CITY IS MINE.
291
00:14:42,913 --> 00:14:44,652
COBRA! COBRA!
COBRA! COBRA!
292
00:14:44,739 --> 00:14:47,521
BRING THE SENATORS
AND CONGRESSMEN BEFORE ME.
293
00:14:49,913 --> 00:14:52,913
I ORDER YOU
TO SURRENDER G.I. JOE
294
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,434
AND THE PRESIDENT TO ME.
295
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:56,391
NEVER!
296
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,391
WE WILL NOT COOPERATE
WITH YOU
297
00:14:58,478 --> 00:15:00,347
OR YOUR TOTALITARIAN REGIME.
298
00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:01,782
YOU WILL DO AS I SAY,
299
00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:05,043
OR I SHALL BURN YOUR NATION
TO THE GROUND!
300
00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:07,391
THIS I COMMAND!
301
00:15:08,695 --> 00:15:10,086
VERY WELL.
302
00:15:10,173 --> 00:15:14,521
I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DO
AS YOU COMMAND -- FOR NOW.
303
00:15:14,608 --> 00:15:19,521
SEE HOW MEEKLY ALL OBEY
THE COMMANDS OF A TRUE EMPEROR?
304
00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:24,695
All: SERPENTOR!
SERPENTOR! SERPENTOR!
305
00:15:24,782 --> 00:15:29,391
RESISTANCE TO THE RULE
OF SERPENTOR IS NO MORE!
306
00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:34,217
THE CITY OF WASHINGTON NOW
ENTERS A NEW ERA IN HISTORY --
307
00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:37,956
THE DAWN OF
THE 1,000-YEAR RULE OF COBRA!
308
00:15:38,043 --> 00:15:43,869
ALL SHALL BE CRUSHED
BENEATH SERPENTOR'S IRON HEEL!
309
00:15:43,956 --> 00:15:46,173
Cobra Commander:
THIS IS INSANE!
310
00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:48,521
WE CAN'T POSSIBLY
HOLD WASHINGTON,
311
00:15:48,608 --> 00:15:51,173
MUCH LESS CONQUER
THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES!
312
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:53,608
I KNOW -- I TRIED!
313
00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:56,652
YOU TRIED AND FAILED.
314
00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:57,956
HA HA.
315
00:15:58,043 --> 00:16:02,043
ALREADY THE PRESIDENT
HAS AGREED TO SURRENDER.
316
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:08,173
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER,
YOU PATHETIC LOSERS.
317
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:11,000
YOU FIRST, MR. PRESIDENT.
318
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:13,086
ON YOUR KNEES.
319
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,260
VERY WELL, YOUR HIGHNESS.
320
00:16:15,347 --> 00:16:17,478
GOOD, GOOD.
321
00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:19,478
[ MURMURING ]
322
00:16:19,565 --> 00:16:20,782
WAIT!
323
00:16:20,869 --> 00:16:23,304
I DEMANDED THE SURRENDER
OF G.I. JOE, AS WELL.
324
00:16:23,391 --> 00:16:26,304
WHERE IS THEIR REPRESENTATIVE?
325
00:16:26,391 --> 00:16:28,565
G.I. JOE?
326
00:16:28,652 --> 00:16:32,043
WHY...RIGHT HERE!
327
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,043
YO-O-O JOE!
328
00:16:52,217 --> 00:16:56,043
BRING UP OUR REINFORCEMENTS
FROM THE AIR FORCE!
329
00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:58,043
THERE ARE JOES INSIDE!
330
00:16:58,130 --> 00:16:59,347
ANNIHILATE THEM!
331
00:17:00,608 --> 00:17:02,347
CHECK THEIR STUNS!
332
00:17:02,434 --> 00:17:04,826
THAT'S WHERE
THEIR FIREPOWER IS!
333
00:17:04,913 --> 00:17:06,217
YO-O-O, JOE!
334
00:17:10,086 --> 00:17:12,478
B.A.T.s, ATTACK!
335
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,869
JOES, HEADS UP!
336
00:17:13,956 --> 00:17:16,217
I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE
THOSE TIN HEADS!
337
00:17:21,304 --> 00:17:22,739
OH, NO.
338
00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:28,782
1,000-YEAR RULE --
HA!
339
00:17:28,869 --> 00:17:31,782
WHERE'S YOUR
PERFECT LEADER NOW?
340
00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:34,434
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT LEADERSHIP?
341
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,434
I KNOW HOW TO FIRE A LASER.
342
00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:39,521
YOU NEED EVERY HAND
YOU CAN GET!
343
00:17:39,608 --> 00:17:42,391
FOR ONCE, COBRA COMMANDER,
YOU ARE RIGHT.
344
00:17:45,173 --> 00:17:46,782
LIFT-TICKET TO SLIP-STREAM.
345
00:17:46,869 --> 00:17:48,521
GOT SOME FIREBATS
AND NIGHT RAVENS
346
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:51,260
TRYING TO STOP US
FROM MAKING OUR DELIVERIES.
347
00:17:51,347 --> 00:17:52,869
HANG LOOSE, LIFT-TICKET.
WE'RE ON OUR WAY!
348
00:17:52,956 --> 00:17:55,347
YO-O-O, JOE!
349
00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:01,478
HAVE A BATH!
YOU GUYS SURE DO NEED IT!
350
00:18:01,565 --> 00:18:04,826
YO-O-O, JOE!
LET'S STOMP SNAKE!
351
00:18:04,913 --> 00:18:07,695
YEE-HAW!
YOU'VE GOT IT, SARGE!
352
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:09,913
Man:
DREADNOKS, FORWARD!
353
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:14,173
DESTROY THE JOE REINFORCEMENTS,
OR WE'RE ALL DEAD MEAT!
354
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,173
COBRA! COBRA!
COBRA! COBRA!
355
00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:22,000
AH!
356
00:18:22,086 --> 00:18:24,260
THRASHER, YOU BLOODY DINGO!
357
00:18:24,347 --> 00:18:26,304
Man #2: DON'T LEAVE US!
358
00:18:26,391 --> 00:18:29,782
BLIMEY, ZARTAN!
THE DREADNOKS ARE CHECKING OUT!
359
00:18:29,869 --> 00:18:32,260
AND THIS TIME,
THEY HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA.
360
00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:35,739
LET SERPENTOR AND HIS VIPERS
DO THE FIGHTING.
361
00:18:37,173 --> 00:18:39,043
UH-OH.
NIGHT RAVEN ON MY TAIL.
362
00:18:40,565 --> 00:18:43,739
WARNING. WARNING.
FUEL EXHAUSTED.
363
00:18:46,782 --> 00:18:49,434
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF FUEL!
364
00:18:49,521 --> 00:18:51,782
DESTRO! BARONESS!
365
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:55,608
WHY ARE YOU RETREATING?
STAND AND FIGHT!
366
00:18:55,695 --> 00:18:57,347
WE'RE OUT OF AMMUNITION,
MY LORD!
367
00:18:57,434 --> 00:19:00,347
OUR AIR FORCE
IS OUT OF FUEL!
368
00:19:00,434 --> 00:19:02,782
WE CANNOT HOLD!
369
00:19:02,869 --> 00:19:07,217
WE STILL CONTROL THE RIVER!
THIS WAY!
370
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,000
I SEE SNAKE MEAT
ON THE POTOMAC!
371
00:19:12,086 --> 00:19:13,913
YO-O-O, JOE!
372
00:19:16,347 --> 00:19:18,913
WE SEE HIM, SLIP-STREAM.
LET US TAKE CARE OF HIM.
373
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,173
YO-O-O, JOE!
[ SQUAWKS ]
374
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,652
OUR MORAYS WILL STEM THE TIDE!
375
00:19:24,739 --> 00:19:26,695
WHAT? FOLLOW ME!
376
00:19:26,782 --> 00:19:30,043
WE'LL MAKE OUR STAND
AT THE JEFFERSON MEMORIAL!
377
00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:32,043
COBRA!!!
378
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,826
WE'RE WHIPPING THE SCALES OFF
THEM ON LAND, SEA, AND AIR.
379
00:19:37,913 --> 00:19:39,391
NOW LET'S FINISH THE JOB.
380
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:42,826
YO-O-O, JOE!
381
00:19:42,913 --> 00:19:46,043
THEY'RE THROUGH FIGHTING
AND ON THE RUN!
382
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:49,000
LET'S PUT THE LID ON THIS CAN
OF FANGS!
383
00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:52,260
SERPENTOR!
SERPENTOR!
384
00:19:52,347 --> 00:19:53,782
OUR MEN ARE RETREATING!
385
00:19:53,869 --> 00:19:57,086
YOU MUST BE EVACUATED TO SAFETY,
MY EMPEROR!
386
00:19:57,173 --> 00:19:59,695
ONLY TEMPORARILY,
DO YOU HEAR?
387
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,913
SERPENTOR
CANNOT BE VANQUISHED!
388
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,869
COME BACK, COWARDS!
389
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:09,391
STAND AND DEFEND
YOUR EMPEROR!
390
00:20:09,478 --> 00:20:10,478
GET ABOARD!
391
00:20:10,565 --> 00:20:12,347
THE LAST FULLY FUELED
NIGHT RAVEN
392
00:20:12,434 --> 00:20:15,391
WILL TAKE US TO THE TURBO DRONE
AND SAFETY.
393
00:20:15,478 --> 00:20:18,347
Man: JOES!
394
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,739
CUT THEIR ESCAPE ROUTE!
395
00:20:21,869 --> 00:20:23,347
Serpentor: EXCELLENT.
396
00:20:23,434 --> 00:20:27,217
BRING ME THE BRAVE VIPER
WHO SAVED HIS EMPEROR'S LIFE.
397
00:20:28,869 --> 00:20:32,869
FUNNY HOW YOU NEVER KNOW
WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE, ISN'T IT?
398
00:20:32,956 --> 00:20:37,000
THE REST OF YOU, GET ABOARD.
I'LL DEAL WITH THIS SCUM.
399
00:20:37,086 --> 00:20:41,130
NO! TAKE ME ALONG!
I SAVED YOU!
400
00:20:41,217 --> 00:20:44,826
NEVER!
YOU WILL PERISH HERE!
401
00:20:44,913 --> 00:20:46,304
[ GAGS ]
402
00:20:46,391 --> 00:20:51,000
BUT WHO WILL YOU BLAME
WHEN YOUR LOYAL VIPERS REALIZE
403
00:20:51,086 --> 00:20:53,000
HOW IMPERFECT
YOU REALLY ARE?
404
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:57,782
YOU NEED ME FOR --
FOR A SCAPEGOAT...MY LORD.
405
00:20:57,869 --> 00:20:59,521
FOR ONCE, YOU ARE RIGHT.
406
00:20:59,608 --> 00:21:00,913
COME ALONG.
407
00:21:04,695 --> 00:21:07,826
ALL RIGHT, COBRAS, IT'S OVER.
GET THOSE HANDS UP.
408
00:21:09,565 --> 00:21:11,782
Man: WASHINGTON'S
A LITTLE BATTERED.
409
00:21:11,869 --> 00:21:13,913
THE TOWN STILL LOOKS
PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
410
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,826
WE WON A MAJOR VICTORY TODAY,
BUT IT'S NOT OVER.
411
00:21:16,913 --> 00:21:18,391
SERPENTOR'S
ONE TOUGH COOKIE,
412
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,652
AND COBRA FORCES WILL FOLLOW HIM
TO THE GATES OF OBLIVION.
413
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:25,739
WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP ON OUR TOES
FROM NOW ON.
414
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,869
THE PRICE OF LIBERTY IS ALWAYS
ETERNAL VIGILANCE.
415
00:21:31,695 --> 00:21:34,043
All: YO-O-O, JOE!
416
00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:45,347
IS YOUR MOM THERE?
NO, I'M HOME ALONE.
417
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,652
WELL, YOU WON A PRIZE.
WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?
418
00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,347
UH, 42 OAK STREET.
419
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,347
HEY, ROADBLOCK, SOME STRANGER'S
BRINGING ME A PRIZE!
420
00:21:52,434 --> 00:21:53,521
A STRANGER, HUH?
421
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:56,043
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
422
00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:58,391
ALL HE WANTED TO BRING YOU
WAS TROUBLE.
423
00:21:58,478 --> 00:22:01,217
REMEMBER, NEVER TELL ANYONE
YOU'RE HOME ALONE,
424
00:22:01,304 --> 00:22:03,565
AND NEVER GIVE ANYONE
YOUR ADDRESS.
425
00:22:03,652 --> 00:22:05,869
I'LL SAY,
"MOM CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE."
426
00:22:05,956 --> 00:22:07,739
SMART THINKIN'.
NOW I KNOW.
427
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,347
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE.
428
00:22:09,434 --> 00:22:12,000
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